#f/o (leafy)

[selfship-confession-box]

Imma me 💯 % real osc selfshipper are one of the strongest selfshippers around here. No you’re not “weird” you’re free to simp for those little guys as much as you want. go kiss that object’s lips‼️‼️/silly

I personally heart animatic (animatic battle), leafy (bfdi) and price tag (tpot) 🫶🫶🫶 I love kissing them on their little flat foreheads

— 🟨🟦🟥 anon

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[heroicleader2763]

ooc: okay: fairly quick guide to possible just kin to psychosis. I am not a professional. Please double check. From low to high chance.

I relate to this character but there is a LARGE gap between me and them

i think this character would act like me a few times

i think this character behaves a lot like me but most actions are different

I think that this character would do these exact actions a few times

This character would behave exactly like me a lot

This character would behave similar to me to a T

this character is me in some way. (Note. Red flags can start here but not necessarily)

This character behaves a certain way so I do too

I alter my behavior willingly to be closer to this character (and not out of a desire to be more of a certian trait or virtue)

I cannot control behaving more like a characher when presented with new information (red flags officially start here.)

I sincerely believe ( if the character is fictional) that this character is completely real

I believe I am this character factually in any way

I believe that anything that happens to this character happens to me( red flag nothing. This is red pool you dived so deep.)

I experience false memories of things that happen to the character i believe I am

I experience false memories of things that did not happen to this ( fictional) characher. Any attempts to tell me otherwise does not cause me to debate this as they are fake memories and I know this

I experience false memories. Attempts to tell me otherwise may or may not make me defensive . They feel like actual memories to me sometimes.

I am so attached to false memories that are so realistic that I get defensive at the notion of it all being fake.

I cannot tell what is a false memory and the notion of them being fake is preposterous to me

i sometimes sincerely believe I am this character and have to snap out of it to continue living normally

I regularly believe I am this character and can get into arguments about me being them

I cannot tell me and this character are two separate entities.

So... I think thats a good scale of that for me. Once again check it, okay?

-🌿

ooc: From "I cannot control behaving more like a characher when presented with new information" And up to The Second Last one, all Of these Hit So Close 6_6 i can Understand me And the Characters are Separate, But They're still Me in a Way. it's kind Of a Blur. I can Understand I'm Me, But I'm Also them. I wouldn't be if i Didn't feel That Connection. I'm also Them Because i Feel the Same things They've Been Through in Such a Personal Level it Strays from "i Relate with this" to something Bigger

It's mostly the "Memories" thing. I Know they Are "Fake", But how Exactly does that Work when i Have them in Such a Realistic Way? It's kind Of Paradoxical to Me, Though that Just might be Me Not understanding Abstract Concepts in General [It's the ASD by The Way]. And That brings Me to Another Question; I'm Pretty Terrible with, Imagining Stuff Deliberately. Im Pretty sure i Have Hypophantasia [Another thing i Have been Thinking about Non-stop ever Since i Talked with Other people about it And realized that Not being Able to Imagine things Clearly is Not Normal], i struggle With "coming Up With New stuff" or just Simply Trying to Perceive things with "The mind's eye" as I've seen it Be called Before. And Yet these Memories are So Real — At least Compared to the Real Ones

[gutterfuuck]

🌿heyyyy so.. this is probably Kind of out of your comfort zone but could we get some subby mark ? Bats Eyelashes

not at all out of my zone, i will call you leafie anon! if you do not like, as always you can let me know!! just a heads up for future asks/anons: if i am uncomfortable with an ask, i will tell you! but do not be discouraged, i will tell you what i am not comfy with and if you like, you can change. if not, that is fine.

gn!reader (i’m 99% sure), nsfw, mdni, footjob (not really foot fetish), dacryphilia, mark gets nose bleeds when he’s super turned on i don’t make the rules, edging, begging, dick slapping, lmk if anything is missed!!

mark who sits with his knees spread open on the floor below you, his cheek nuzzling against your thigh as you slid your foot up and down his slick cock, precum staining your cotton stockings. he’d be drooling, staring up at you through his eyebrows. “ghgn..-“ he’d wine, your foot pressing down on his crotch before you’d get back to stroking it up and down again, rubbing his leaky cockhead with the heel of your foot.

mark with his eyes covered, vision obscured by a tie that you had found in his closet, his hands bound together with your t-shirt. his toned thighs would flex as you jerked his cock up and down, stopping just as he twitched, “pleasee just lemme cum… y/n, don’t be so meaaan..-“ he’d choke out, your grip loosening when he tried to get more friction by bucking his hips forwards. you’d only tut at him, your hand lightly slapping his dick, mark’s head lolling back with a deep and hearty moan that made you squeeze your thighs together.

mark with his mouth hanging open, eyebrows furrowed and eyes closed tightly, trying not to move inside of you as you had instructed him. you could tell that he was struggling, whenever his eyes would open to peek down at how you swallowed up his cock inside of you his eyes would roll behind his eyelids, “o-oh jesus..” he’d hiss, your small hand wrapping around his strong neck, fingers pressing into either sides of his windpipe. “holy- f-fuckkk..” mark would stutter, almost painting your insides right then and there.

mark who takes you to get your nails done almost every weekend, so he can feel you scratch up his back when he’s fucking into you, balls slapping against your ass rhythmically while mark whispered little “thank you”’s into your ear, tears wetting his eyelashes when he was sure that you had made his back bleed. he was kind of a masochist, you had to be if you were a hero. you’re being beaten up 24/7, you might as well as make the most out of it.

mark gets nosebleeds when his head is in your lap, suckling on your tits as one of your hands strokes through his inky black locks, your other hand milking his cock, taking enjoyment in the way that his whole body twitched and he couldn’t help but bite down on your nipple when you squeezed him around the base firmly, tilting his head and body up so he could kiss your lips. he was so cute like this, looked so fucked out and defeated. just for you.

bonus—!

puppyboy!mark in heat who loses his mind when you let him mount you, your hand tightly gripping his leash that was around his neck, holding your hips and stretching out your tight walls, his mind foggy as he babbled incoherently; “‘m a g-good boy, right..? i’ve been good- p-please lemme cum inside— oh, oh god, haah~ pleaseplease ill do anything, just let me pump you full of my pups..!” and how could you resist him, his drool leaking out of his mouth and wetting the back of your nape, his tongue hanging out of his mouth as he panted heavily, messy thrusts becoming messier and messier.

[churrorat-art]

🍃 f l o w e r s 🍃

Leafy

[mythandral]

B A S I C S

Name: Kenwyn Greenwood

Nicknames: Wyn

Age: 24 (ARR) - 29 (EW)

Nameday: Unknown

Race: Midlander Hyur

Gender: Unknown (they/he/she)

Orientation: Unknown

Profession: Healer, spy, assassin?

P H Y S I C A L   A S P E C T S

Hair: Ash blonde, long and straight, and lighter at the tips.

Eyes: Unknown

Skin: Fair

Tattoos/scars: Burn scars down their right side, always hidden.

F A M I L Y

Parents: Raised by their mother, a Gridanian conjurer. Their father left when they were young. He was a wailer, presumed to have died during the calamity.

Siblings: None

Grandparents: None

In-laws and Other: No in-laws. Childhood friends with Vaisha (@lilbittymonster), who took them under his wing upon seeing they were similarly looked down upon by their fellow Gridanians. Dating Osi (@hermits-hovel), being that the two of them are on very similar wavelengths.

Pets: No pets, but can summon a leafy familiar to assist with their spellcasting.

S K I L L S

Abilities: They have a powerful but finicky echo, which allows them to remain unnoticed as long as no-one is expecting their presence. This requires a number of sacrifices to stay effective - they do not speak, remove their mask or attempt to develop friendships in order that they remain unknowable, unpredictable and therefore unexpected.

This affords them great efficiency as a spy or assassin, although their echo is not infallible to certain abilities. Some others with the echo, or who are resonant, are capable of detecting their presence no matter the safeguards Wyn has put in place.

They are also an exceptional white mage due to one of their prior shards, Alorus, having irrecovably influenced their soul by corrupting themselves with light aether in the time of the Amdapori. This is a double-edged sword - although it grants them great magical abilities, the elementals recognise their soul and abhor them. For whatever reason, they also have an odd relationship with the aetherial sea, almost as if it is trying to reclaim something lost...

Hobbies: Botany and woodworking, although they are not especially skilled at the latter.

T R A I T S

Most Positive Trait: Despite their efforts, they have grown close to a number of people, and are highly loyal to them (if distant).

Most Negative Trait: They are an utter coward who always watches, never acts.

L I K E S

Colors: Neutral tones, greys, muted greens.

Smells: Forests at night, damp soil, candlewax, incense, thyme.

Textures: Fresh linen, long grass, varnished wood, soft fur.

Drinks: Herbal teas, elderflower cordial, honey & lemon.

O T H E R    D E T A I L S

Smokes: No. The mask makes it difficult, for a start.

Drinks: No, and they'd be scared to try.

Drugs: Some of the herbs they utilise may have mild effects, but nothing strong.

Mount Issuance: None - hard to sneak around with a very visible mount following you. They walk everywhere - and are a decent runner, too.

Been Arrested: They are long gone before anyone has the chance.

Tagged by @lilbittymonster, thank you! I'm sure most people have done this now, but consider this an open tag - especially if you have a secondary character :)

[astupidgaydog]

Intro Post (NEW)

I. About me;

Hello !! I’m so glad to be back on Tumblr once again !! Since you probably don’t remember my account I’ll give a short refresher. I used to have the user name “@//Thesilliestperson” and ran a pro-ship safe mood / stimboard account.

I was under a lot of stress at the time and had quite a lot on my mind. I kind of just deleted my account out of no where because I felt like I couldn’t balance doing requests while also doing a bunch of school work. I don’t know why my first thought was to delete it but, hey, that was quite a while ago.

I’m going to try to build my account from the ground up, so be prepared for me to be on here pretty much 24/7 !! ( I still have to go to work so not 24/7 but you get what I mean. ) Thank you all for being so patient even when I deleted my old account out of no where, lots of hugs and kisses !!

For those who don’t know me; I’m Silly / Silliest !! I go by all pronouns except for She / her and I hope you can respect that. I am 17 and strictly anti-harassment in all shapes and forms as I know how it feels to be bullied to your lowest point over stupid things. Even though this is a pro-ship stim / moodboard account, I am currently iffy about dark-ships, I will most likely be posting them in the near future because of other people’s requests though so don’t let that discourage you from sending dark-ship requests !! ( I also ship some myself, it just feels kind of iffy to me. )

II. Stim / Moodboards;

I allow pretty much anything. You name it, I’ll make it into a stim / moodboard for you. As you can see, I don’t really have many boundaries when it comes to requests. ( The only requests I do not allow are NSFW requests since I am still a minor and am extremely uncomfortable with making those things )

If you want to request something from me please do the following; Add the media source, character(s) you want featured in the board, and if you want to be @‘ed or not in the post. You can optionally add what color palettes you want the board to follow and what ever extra things your heart desires.

I try to be very fast when posting stim / moodboards but please be patient if I don’t do your request(s) immediately, I might have a long list of other requests in front of yours. If after a month or two yours hasn’t been done it either got buried under requests or didn’t go through. If that happened, please re-send the request with a short message that should look something like this; “Hey, I didn’t receive my board yet! It included; ( Insert request. )” I will try my best to do yours as soon as possible when I see that message.

If something’s wrong with your stim / moodboard don’t be afraid to tell me !! You can privately DM me the issue or just talk about it through the request box. I will almost immediately try my best to fix the issue I made with your board before doing any of the other requests. ( I will keep the original board up unless you request me to take it down before posting the fixed version. )

III. My F/O’s;

This is a list of my F/O’s ( Also known as ‘Fictional Others’ ) that I adore with all my heart. You may request stim / moodboards that include my F/O’s, I don’t mind sharing them with other people / characters at all !!

💚 = Romantic , ❤️ = Platonic , 💛 = Familial

☆ Cracklin (ION) 💚

★ Gelatin (BFB) 💚

☆ Aventurine (HSR) ❤️

★ Leafy (BFB) 💛

☆ Kankri (HS) 💚

★ Mituna (HS) ❤️

☆ Sylveon (PK) 💛

★ Vaporeon (PK) 💚

☆ Moon (FNAF) 💚

★ Sun (FNAF) 💚

☆ Master Frown (Unikitty) ❤️

I love my guys / gals so much !! more may be added in the future, I’ll see what I do.

IV. The End;

Thank you for reading my long ass intro, I just wanted to redo the one on my old account in the best way possible. I hope this was good enough way to feature everything I do !!

Anyways, I hope to do lots of boards for many different people in the future !! I’ll try my best to make good ( or decent at least) boards. I haven’t made one in a while so this will be the best start to remembering how to make them again !!

Again, thank you for being so patient with me, even through tough times, I greatly appreciate it you have no idea.

Lots of love,

Silly 🎉

[humantome]

it may finally be time to add a certain leafy monster to my f/o list... i can deny it NO LONGER

[toffeechad]

▂▃▄▅▆▇█▓▒░ My new pinned!░▒▓█▇▆▅▄▃▂

【Fictive indicators!!】

ꕥ = Major kin!

ᰔᩚ = Semi-major kin!

✬ = Partial kin!

My system's fictionkins/fictives:

Puffball (BFDI) ꕥ (my main fictive!)

Fries (BFDI) ꕥ

Eraser (BFDI) ✬

Pen (BFDI) ꕥ

Golf Ball (BFDI)

Tennis Ball (BFDI) ꕥ

TV (BFDI) ✬

Leafy (BFDI) ꕥ

Firey (BFDI) ꕥ

Winner (BFDI) ꕥ

Flower (BFDI) ꕥ

Dora (BFDI) ᰔᩚ

Four (XFOHV/BFDI) ꕥ

X (XFOHV/BFDI) ꕥ

Hatsune Miku (VOCALOID) ꕥ

Stella (Angry Birds) ᰔᩚ

Bloody Bunny (Bloody Bunny) ✬

Mumu (Bloody Bunny) ✬

Dark Rabbit (Bloody Bunny) ✬

Rainbow Dash (MLP) ꕥ

Pyro (TF2) ✬

Dave (DFAC/FNF) ꕥ

Bambi (FNF) ᰔᩚ

Tristan (DFAC2/FNF) ✬

DATA_EXPUNGED (FNF)

Bandu (FNF) ᰔᩚ

Bendu (FNF) ✬

Ringi (FNF) ᰔᩚ

Bambom (FNF) ✬

Marjia (Muse Dash) ✬

Buro (Muse Dash) ᰔᩚ

Sorbet Shark Cookie (Cookie Run) ꕥ

Timekeeper Cookie (Cookie Run) ᰔᩚ

Lychee Dragon Cookie (Cookie Run) ✬

Fettuccine Cookie (Cookie Run) ✬

Peni Parker (Spiderverse) ꕥ

Crimson (Total Drama: The Ridonculous Race) ✬

Gardevoir (Pokémon) ✬

Lightbulb (Inanimate Insanity) ꕥ

Test Tube (Inanimate Insanity) ᰔᩚ

Paintbrush (Inanimate Insanity) ᰔᩚ

Bot (Inanimate Insanity) ꕥ (3rd major fictive!)

Shadow the Hedgehog (Sonic) ᰔᩚ

Boboiboy (Boboiboy) ᰔᩚ

Yaya (Boboiboy) ᰔᩚ

Gebura (Lobotomy Corporation) ✬

Strawberry Cream Cookie (Cookie Run) ✬

Kotoko Utsugi (Danganronpa) ꕥ

Babs (Chicken Run) ✬

Shaun (Shaun The Sheep) ꕥ

Speakerwoman (Skibidi Toilet) ᰔᩚ

Mr Strong (The Mr Men Show) ᰔᩚ (2nd major fictive!)

Tweak (Octonauts) ᰔᩚ (4th major fictive!)

Ami (Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi) ᰔᩚ

Bubble (BFDI) ᰔᩚ

Mr Nervous (The Mr Men Show) ᰔᩚ (5th major fictive!)

Little Miss Daredevil (The Mr Men Show) ꕥ

Little Miss Sunshine (The Mr Men Show) ᰔᩚ

This is my ref sheet!

Main alias: Toffee

Other alias: Lana (my actual name)

She/Her

I'm Aromantic, so uh I'm not interested to be in a romantic relationship

Autistic

16

Aries

My f/o's Mr Tickle from the Mr Men and Little Miss franchise! (Specifically, he's my childhood crush.)

ꕤ MY FREE DRAWING REQUESTS ARE ONLY AVAILABLE AT THE WEEKENDS IN THE MALAYSIAN TIMEZONE! ꕤ

Erm yeah I have spidersonas as well

The Object Spiders of Earth-2763 OLD REF SHEET >>

>> NEW REFS FOR THE OBJECT-SPIDERS OF EARTH-2763

Spider-Fowl

Clymene Moth

Honeycomb Spider

Avicularia

Green Lynx Spider

MORE INFO ABOUT MY EARTH-2763 SPIDERSONAS!!

(REDESIGNS OF THE OBJECT-SPIDERS WILL BE DRAWN SOON.)

I also made a few BFB AUs too!

BFB MDM AU

BFB MDM AU CHARACTER SUMMARY PT 1

BONUS CHARACTERS FOR THE BFB MDM AU

ASK BLOG FOR THE BFB MDM AU!!

EARTH-2763

BFB HUNGER GAMES AU

PROTAGONIST MARKER AU

BATTLE IN LOBCORP: THE TRUMPET OF TWO

CONCEPT OF THE "CONTESTANTS" IN THIS AU

FULL BILC: TTOT INFO LIST

CURRENT UPCOMING AU I'M MAKING:

FLOWERET: A MR MEN AND LITTLE MISS INFECTION AU

If you're wondering what does my persona look like, feel free to click here!

‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ List of my awesome besties!! ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙

◍ Cooki_Alt

◍ Exsio Picore

◍ NovaAzurite

◍ Moonsprout-sys

◍ MochaBlogger

◍ Trashbins_Stuff

◍ artismeyou-12

◍ vaap0r_wave

◍ B0nb0n

◍ wowwzaaxei

◍ heartsfortwotpot

◍ Branimator

◍ slimebottlesilly

◍ the-random-creechur

DNI if you're hella problematic especially for: NSFW, Proship, Israel supporters, UNTITLED BLOGS, fetish, MAP, Sigmas, L*licons, Ableists, P*dos, etc!

Interests: Mr. Men & Little Miss, BFDI, II, Bloody Bunny, MLP, Cookie Run, FNF, Octonauts, Muse Dash, TF2, Sonic The Hedgehog, Mobile Legends, Super Mario, Pokemon, Roblox, Angry Birds, Spiderverse, Vocaloid, Total Drama, The Amazing Digital Circus, South Park, Chicken Run, Mobile Legends, Lobotomy Corporation, Skibidi Toilet and Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi.

[dirty-osc-confessions]

I.. I. Have nothing TOO rancid to confess but I do feel the need to say I want sikver spoon fucking OBLITERATED by candle like damn... what if she uses like. Magic or smyh to peg him or skmethig.. the full moon is coming what if her magic gets stornger... and that means she can fuck him better.....m.. I'm normals I promise

Also to the pin fictionkin who wants leafy carnally.. hello.. leafy alter(???? diagnosis pending) speaking. pin our collective f/o.. Pin plush wife.... pin plush w ife.........!!!!!!!!!!++ let's getntohehtr

why. are you trying to hook up in my inbox

[starstruckloves]

D:< and ;^) for the cringe is dead askgame?? hope i wrote those two out correct fhsjsk

hi btw :]

hallo :DD !!!

doing Mr. L and Kinito for this one

okay so imma just do Mr. L for the first one bc that’s so easy tbh

D:< - Assign a nightcore song to you and your f/o's relationship!

i’m gonna have to go with Dynasty by Miia. I know this is more of a break up song but it kinda fits with them. especially when they both get separated from each other for plot related reasons, they’re both grieving each other pretty heavily, even if they didn’t realize it. and also fits near the end of their story but i’m not gonna say much on that yet. just know they are not getting a happy ending 🤭

;^) - What does your f/o do that makes you melt? What about vice versa?

WE’RE DOING KINITOOO BC IM SO EXCITED TO TALK ABT HIM !!! i just need to gush n ramble about that guy omg but anyways, my s/i’s name (potentially) is Cameron so just for clarification. uhh Cameron will fold at anything tbh JSBSJDJ but he specifically likes it when he messes/plays with his little… fins ?? ears ??? uhhh whatever he has on his head. he’s a leafy sea dragon (but very simplistic bc im literally not drawing all that 💀)

the goobers :3 but anyways, we have that and,,, if i’m honest i can’t think of anything else bc he folds at literally EVERYTHING it’s crazy.

but for vice versa, Cam is a very shy/socially awkward individual. he’d probably jump at his own shadow tbh SKSHKDJD but he also has a resting ticked off face, is tall, n absolutely attached to Kinito. so sometimes he feels like he has to use his intimidating appearance to his advantage.

u can probably imagine Kinito’s surprise when Cam had to step in an altercation, looking all intimidating, n asked something along the lines of “Do we have a problem here?” then after it was resolved, he went back to being his little anxious self. Kinito was definitely blushing so hard afterwards, literally rendering unable to speak.

but yeaa thank u for asking :33 !!!

[thelightningbottler]

Lightning Boltz - Villains

TRANSCRIPT

The Audacity

The intimacy

Of student accommodation Offers a lot

To the imagination 

and proves to be above many stations the source of trials 

and tribulations.

As you hear sounds of sex from the wall to your left

the passionate cries of every breath. And below you hear

that couple fighting angry tones and ragged breathing.

As they try to get out each word seething

and next to you they play the police or the beat or the jam,

(if you're lucky.) The Skints. And beyond the moans and the groans,

and the crying and the fighting,

beyond the dancehall the dub

and the reggae you hear him.

Three rooms down…

He moves at half a clip. He breathes when he sleeps,

Incomplete, he hiccups for air on every other beat.

He shuffles down the hallway Singing songs

He laughs and bleats and for some reason this is the last straw That You can keep

And so its not the lovers, The fighters

The stoners

The people who keep you from your slumber they’re not the ones you get your ire.

It’s that GUY

with his BREATHING. His DEFIANCE

Of ENTROPY

He KEEPS PUTTING OFF His ETERNAL SLUMBER.

But then again, in lighter climbs. In student bars

with pints in hand the same guy

looks at you and say, ‘You snore, big o, Something rotten’

And suddenly you know

your animosity

is equalled.

The scales are set 

the message simple: You have to dive across the table and ring the life

from his fuckin nostrils.

Make believe

Inside the white walls      

of the white cottage,

which was ringed by the white Picket fence,

a small girl named Betty

took white sheets 

and cut out the image 

of white Jesus 

and glued him 

to a cross made of popsicle sticks.

Close Acquaintance

John had great big waterproof boots on.

“Back in the day, I used to wear crocs.

But I found that the holes let the blood soak through.

And the blood can really fuck up your socks.

“Did you know about young Leafblower?

The fellow your height who tended the pigs?

And blew away the leaves in autumn

And in the summer picked the figs?

“Well he and I, young Leafblower, that is,

We were told of an important job.

Something small just by the coast

That could withstand a mighty storm.

“No, not the job, it's no metaphor:

It’s the shack that I speak well of

Sturdy foundations my dear boy

Nothing could have blown its top off.

“So me and Leafy, I called him Leafy sometimes,

If he let me. But he was insistent

‘Leafblower is my name,’ he’d say

But I called him Leafy and I was persistent.

“Anyway, Leafy and I, we share this moped

That we borrowed off his brother.

‘Be careful turning into benders,’ he said

As we headed sideways to Great Yarmouth

“Nows, this was before your new fangled “Aitch You Dees”,

We had to use a pen and paper,

The courier gave us a printed Google map, 

 - X marks the spot - he told us, as he drank his cider. 

“So me and Leafy, we gets to Great Yarmouth,

I tell you now, it’s lost its glamour.

Just a bunch of boarded up storefronts

From those years of Tory power. 

“Anyway, through Yarmouth me and Leafy go

On this moped from his brother

Up to the cabin on the cliff

That could withstand all kindsa weather.

“‘Bloody Cold,’ Leafy said,

Chattering, the poor lads teeth was

No problem there for me

I had my woolly socks and crocs on!

“‘Hush your whining,’ I said to Leafy,

‘All that piss’ll do you no good.

Find out where the fuckin lav is

And I’ll order in some Food.’

“So I get on the blower

As young Leafy goes for a slash

And I order like 3 pizzas, 

And I tell em that I’ll pay in cash.

“Turns out the fella who delivered

Was a bit of an entrepreneur,

So not only did we acquire the pizza

But a bag of Whizz and some great green herbs!

“Leafblower, in his search for a bog, 

Had found himself a different stench

In the basement of this cabin

There was in fact, a stillers bench.

“Oh the moonshine these lads had made

Stronger than a kicking mule,

Bitterer than Love’s last kiss

And tasted like you’re drinking stool.

“By fuck did we get wasted, lad,

By fuck did we get hammered.

By fuck, lad, did we get sozzled.

And paint the place with vomit after.

‘And on we partied many days, 

Until all that was left was whizz and thinner

And Leafy looked over at me

And said, ‘Dear chap, what’s for dinner?’

“And I looked at Leafy in new light, 

Like… what a handsome little brat

What strong pectoral muscles he had

But with this scintillating fat.

“And look, call it the drugs or whatever

But it was at that point that I knew

Young Leafblowers steak and kidneys,

Was gonna be my next meal.

“And yea, some conflict did ensue:

I chased him with a broken bottle,

He cried, and whined, and begged and pleaded,

Didn’t stop me slicing his wattle. 

“And as he bled out he cried a lot

For his muther and his father

And I was like ‘Blah Blah Blah Blah’

And started to prepare my supper. 

“Steak and kidney pie I made! 

Ale soaked rump, and chipolatas

Braised ribs, and bourguignon,

And all the foods that I was after.

“And after that, I came straight home

The orgy of eating sucked it out of me and

the violence, of course, the violence...

Tuckers me out something rotten. 

“Course the constabulary couldn’t leave well enough alone,

They came knocking at my door.

And when I say my door, I mean my door!

Cause I was back away from Great Yarmouth and all.

“Turned out they’d found a soggy sock!

Turned out it had a toenail clippin’!

Turned out their forensic investigations

Had me dead-to-rights at the scene!”

He (John) stared out over the landscape,

Rolling hills and setting sun.

I was about to ask another question

But turns out John just wasn’t done.

“So of course I served my time.

And I’m a model citizen now.”

And what, I asked, do you do for a living?

“Butcher.” he smiled, or maybe scowled.

I was out of questions now,

And so I paid him, tit for tat.

“Could never get the bugger out my teeth…”

And that (said John) ⁠is ⁠that.

[zero-girlfux-given]

💗💗 INTRO POST 💗💗

HAAIII!!! im rae!!! this is my selfship blog :)

im not new to selfshipping but im new to actively posting about it ig? id love mutuals! especially if we share f/o's! ill follow back from @rt-lots :)

💘💘CURRENT MAIN F/O(S)...💘💘

leafy (bfdi) engineer (tf2)

💝💝ALL TIME💝💝

viktor humphries (slime rancher) ulysses (struggling) louis (twdg) jacob (dead island 2)

💖💖LINKS (WIP)💖💖

f/o list ♡ s/i list (wip) ♡ dni

[windy-trickster]

🥕🍌🥬 w/ Cervin?? :O??

🥕 [CARROT] How tough is your OC against certain situations? How weak are they against others?

"I need more cl a rific a tion here before I c a n a nswer this. You c a n't expect a decent a nswer from such a question like this." 🍌 [BANANA] Have parts of your OC been lost to time (in-universe)? What do they wish they could lose from themselves?

" ...... " -> Cervin doesn't respond to this. He almost seemed hesitant to even consider the question in the first place. 🥬 [LEAFY GREEN] How mundane are they? Do they like it that way?

"I'll a dmit. My life is f a irly boring for the most p a rt. Nothing too exciting going on in my night-to-night life. The only time a nything exciting h a ppens to me is if it involves one of my qu a dr a nt m a tes." "A nd yes. I prefer my life to be pe a ceful. But th a t c a n't a lw a ys h a ppen s a dly."

[patches-and-her-selfships]

everyone thinks i’m crazy...

crazy for you, oh boy...

* = i use a different s/i to ship with this f/o (usually when i ship with a minor and an adult in the same source)

^ = i ship with this f/o in an au

foster's home for imaginary friends

-wilt (status: romantic) (sharing: no) (tag name: sorry i like you 🏀)

-coco (status: romantic) (sharing: yes) (tag name: it's a bird! it's a plane! it's the love of my life!)

poly ship tag: the palm trees are really tall today! 🏀🌴

-eduardo (status: platonic)

-frankie (status: platonic)

-mac (status: platonic)

-bloo (status: enemy)

monster prom franchise

-stu (status: romantic) (comfy sharing: yes) (tag name: i'm high on love! 🗿)

-wanda (status: romantic) (comfy sharing: iffy) (tag name: don't you know that you're toxic? ☣)

poly ship tag: i'm not at the beach this is a bathtub! 🗿☣

scott (status: platonic)

polly (status: platonic)

papa louie

-kingsley (status: romantic) (sharing: iffy) (tag name: king of my heart 👑)

-mr. bomboloney (status: romantic) (sharing: iffy) (tag name: mr. bomboloney tag tbd 🎙️)

-kenji^ (status: romantic) (sharing: iffy) (tag name: hotto dogu! 🌭)

-tohru* (status: romantic) (sharing: iffy) (tag name: wanna share this bubble tea with me? 🎮)

-bruna romano^ (status: romantic) (sharing: iffy) (tag name: bruna tag tbd 🎼)

-timm (status: crush)

-quinn (status: crush)

-marty (status: platonic)

-mitch (status: platonic)

-carlo romano^ (status: familial) (brother-in-law)

-gino romano^ (status: familial) (cousin-in-law)

-edoardo romano^ (status: familial) (father-in-law)

-olga romano^ (status: familial) (stepmother-in-law)

pizza tower (i am aware that the game has some problematic elements and that the developers are not good people, i am critical of the game)

-peppino spaghetti (status: ex)

bfdi

-balloony (status: romantic) (sharing: iffy) (tag name: but when he loves me i feel like i’m floating 🎈)

-cloudy (status: romantic) (sharing: no) (tag name: i’m on cloud nine! ☁)

poly ship tag: boyfriend collector! ☁🎈

-eraser (status: romantic) (sharing: iffy) (tag name: all cake is good cake if i get to share it with you 🧁)

-blocky (status: crush)

-donut (status: qpp)

-gelatin (status: platonic)

-teardrop (status: platonic)

-leafy (status: enemy)

-pin (status: enemy)

nichijou

-mai minakami (status: romantic) (comfy sharing: iffy) (tag name: don’t go prankin’ my heart 👓)

-nano (status: crush)

-yuuko (status: qpp)

-mio (status: platonic)

-hakase (status: platonic)

-sakamoto (status: platonic)

-yuuko's mom (status: emeny)

discolotl! (original work)

pan tera (status: romantic) (comfy sharing: iffy) (tag name: pan tag tbd 🐆)

jam n. jelly (status: romantic) (comfy sharing: iffy) (tag name: jam tag tbd 🚦)

poly ship tag: pan + jam tag tbd 🐆🚦

leche (status: familial) (child)

you gotta keep your cool! (original work)

-miles z. cooldude (status: romantic) (comfy sharing: iffy) (tag name: miles tag tbd 😎)

-nerdy mcdorkface (status: crush)

romance chateau (original work)

-wrench (status: romantic) (sharing: iffy) (tag name: fix this fixer-upper up with a little bit of love! 🔧)

-plume (status: romantic) (sharing: iffy) (tag name: pet the fluffy chicken 🐓)

poly ship tag: motor oil and apple pie 🔧🐓

unnamed source #1 (original work)

-rigel (status: romantic) (sharing: iffy) (tag name:the stars aligned for you and me 🌠)

-asuma (status: qpp)

unnamed source #2 (original work)

-rascal fukazawa (status: romantic) (comfy sharing: iffy) (tag name: i'll stop loving you when hell freezes over 🦝)

-mayonnaise paraguay (status: romantic) (comfy sharing: iffy) (tag name: oh jesus what is that? i think i’m in love with it 💕

-sapphire edwards (status: romantic) (comfy sharing: iffy) (tag name: a royal pain in the ass 🦚)

unnamed source #3

leopold a. d. bird (status: romantic) (comfy sharing: iffy) (tag name: leopold tag tbd 🐞)

minerva "tenny" bird (status: familial) (daughter-in-law)

inanimate insanity

-trophy (status: romantic) (comfy sharing: no) (tag name: you won my heart 🏆)

-pickle (status: romantic) (comfy sharing: no) (tag name: partners in dumbassery 🥒)

-soap (status: romantic) (comfy sharing: iffy) (tag name: you wash away my troubles! 🫧)

-yin yang (status: romantic) (comfy sharing: yes) (tag name: my scrungly boys ☯)

-paper (status: romantic) (comfy sharing: yes) (tag name: let’s be mentally ill together 📄)

poly ship tag: love and smooching in hotel oj 🎥

-cherries (status: familial) (sons)

-bomb (status: qpp)

-tissues (status: qpp)

-cheesy (status: qpp)

-paintbrush (status: qpp)

-lightbulb (status: platonic)

-fan (status: platonic)

-test tube (status: platonic)

-suitcase (status: platonic)

-steve cobs (status: enemy)

-baseball (status: enemy)

-knife (status: ex) (tag name: lookin' sharp 🔪)

-oj (status: ex) (tag name: meet me at the hotel room 🍊)

stardew valley

-elliott (status: romantic) (comfy sharing: yes) (tag name: i would sail the oceans for my love 📖)

-maru (status: crush)

-shane (status: platonic)

-pam (status: platonic)

-kent (status: platonic)

-linus (status: platonic)

-vincent (status: platonic)

-jas (status: platonic)

-morris (status: enemy)

-pierre (status: enemy

curious george

-the man in the yellow hat (status: familial) (dad)

-george (status: familial) (little brother)

encanto

-luisa (status: romantic) (comfy sharing: yes) (tag name: my love can move mountains 🌄)

-the madrigal family (status: familial)

splatoon

-spyke (status: romantic) (comfy sharing: yes) (tag name: screw off love 🪛)

-annie (status: romantic) (comfy sharing: yes) (tag name: you’re not a loser 🐠)

poly ship tag: the hot guy the shy girl and i 🪛🐠

-sheldon (status: platonic)

-crusty sean (status: platonic)

deltarune

-rouxls kaard (status: ex) (tag name: a puzzling loveth ♠️)

-lancer (status: familial) (son)

the sims 4

-johnny zest (status: crush)

-agnes crumplebotton (status: emeny)

cars

-guido (status: crush)

-flo (status: crush)

-ramone (status: crush)

-luigi (status: qpp)

-mater (status: platonic)

jujutsu kaisen

-nanami (status: crush)

saiki k

-nendo (status: crush)

mst3k

-tom servo (status: ex) (tag name: red as a tomato 🔴)

fnaf security breach

-monty (status: ex) (tag name: bogey boyfriend 🐊)

[evoldir]

Fwd: Graduate position: UMiami.EvolutionTropicalBiodiversity

Begin forwarded message: > From: evoldir@evol.biology.mcmaster.ca > Subject: Graduate position: UMiami.EvolutionTropicalBiodiversity > Date: 9 October 2024 at 05:11:12 BST > To: rdmpage@gmail.com > > > > I am seeking to recruit PhD students interested in understanding how > species evolve, and the processes which preserve them once they exist. The > specific focus for research projects is open and flexible, but topics > of potential interest include speciation, evolution of aposematism > and mimicry, plant-insect interactions, neotropical biogeography and > genomics, genetics of hybrid sterility, invasive species biology, tropical > biodiversity and global change, application of artificial intelligence > to taxonomy and systematics, among others. For more details, please > visit https://ift.tt/VhDu2qQ and https://ift.tt/IX4RgL9. > > The University of Miami is an R1 university located in Coral Gables, > with a leafy, subtropical campus. Opportunities for tropical biology > research are abundant: the Department of Biology has close ties to nearby > botanical gardens, easy access to the Florida Keys and Everglades, and > is ~30 minutes from Miami International Airport, with direct flights to > many Latin American cities. > > Students admitted to the Biology PhD program receive full tuition > scholarships, a competitive stipend and health coverage. Please note > that the application fee can be waived for students coming from middle- > and low-income countries. > > The applications are due by 1st December. If you are interested in > applying, please send your CV and a short email explaining your background > and motivation, ideally no later than 3 weeks prior to the deadline. > > Neil Rosser > Department of Biology > University of Miami > neil.rosser@miami.edu > > #### > > Estoy buscando reclutar estudiantes de doctorado interesados en > comprender c?mo nuevas especies evolucionan, y los procesos que las > preservan una vez que existen. El enfoque espec?fico para los proyectos > de investigaci?n es abierto y flexible, pero algunos temas de posible > inter?s incluyen especiaci?n, evoluci?n del aposematismo y mimetismo, > interacciones planta-insecto, biogeograf?a y gen?mica neotropical, > gen?tica de la esterilidad h?brida, biolog?a de especies invasoras, > biodiversidad tropical y cambio global, aplicaci?n de la inteligencia > artificial a la taxonom?a y sistem?tica, entre otros. Para m?s detalles, > visite https://ift.tt/VhDu2qQ y https://ift.tt/IX4RgL9. > > La Universidad de Miami es una universidad de categor?a R1 (enfocada en > investigaci?n) ubicada en Coral Gables, con un campus subtropical lleno de > vegetaci?n. Las oportunidades para la investigaci?n en biolog?a tropical > son abundantes: el Departamento de Biolog?a tiene estrechos lazos con > jardines bot?nicos cercanos, f?cil acceso a los Cayos de Florida y los > Everglades, y est? a unos 30 minutos del Aeropuerto Internacional de > Miami, con vuelos directos a muchas ciudades de Latinoam?rica. > > Los estudiantes admitidos al programa de doctorado reciben becas completas > de matr?cula, un salario mensual competitivo y cobertura de salud. Tenga > en cuenta que el valor de aplicaci?n puede ser exonerada para estudiantes > de pa?ses de ingresos medios o bajos. > > Las solicitudes se deben enviar antes del 1 de diciembre. Si > est? interesado en postularse, env?eme su CV (hoja de vida) y un breve > correo electr?nico explicando su experiencia y motivaci?n, idealmente > no m?s tarde de 3 semanas antes de la fecha l?mite. > > Neil Rosser > Department of Biology > University of Miami > neil.rosser@miami.edu > > > neil.rosser@miami.edu > > (to subscribe/unsubscribe the EvolDir send mail to > golding@mcmaster.ca

[holethoa]

Cách làm bánh từ khoai lang - Làm vườn &; trồng rau | O...Khoai lang không chỉ là một loại rau củ đa năng, bổ dưỡng mà còn là nguyên liệu tuyệt vời để làm ra những chiếc bánh thơm ngon. Bằng cách tự trồng khoai lang và rau tại nhà, bạn có thể thưởng thức các sản phẩm hữu cơ tươi, đồng thời tạo ra các món tráng miệng lành mạnh. Hướng dẫn này sẽ hướng dẫn bạn quy trình trồng khoai lang và biến chúng thành những chiếc bánh thú vị.1. Trồng khoai lang tại Homea. Chọn giống khoai lang phù hợp:Lựa chọn các giống phù hợp với điều kiện khí hậu và thổ nhưỡng của bạn. Các giống phổ biến bao gồm Beauregard, Covington và khoai lang Nhật Bản. Đảm bảo bạn nhận được phiếu được chứng nhận sạch bệnh (cây non).b. Chuẩn bị đất: Khoai lang phát triển mạnh trong đất mùn cát thoát nước tốt với độ pH từ 5,5 đến 6,5.Chuẩn bị các luống hoặc gò đất cao để đảm bảo thoát nước thích hợp. Làm giàu đất bằng phân hữu cơ để cung c���p chất dinh dưỡng cần thiết.c. Trồng: Cây trượt vào cuối mùa xuân, sau đợt sương giá cuối cùng, khi đất đã ấm lên ít nhất 18 ° C (65 ° F). Khoảng cách giữa các phiếu cách nhau khoảng 30 cm (12 inch) thành các hàng cách nhau 1 mét (3 feet). Tưới nước cho phiếu ngay sau khi trồng để giúp chúng thiết lập rễ.d. Chăm sóc cây khoai lang của bạn:Giữ cho đất luôn ẩm, đặc biệt là trong vài tuần đầu sau khi trồng. Phủ xung quanh cây để giữ độ ẩm và ngăn chặn cỏ dại. Khoai lang cần ánh nắng mặt trời đầy đủ, vì vậy hãy đảm bảo chúng nhận được ít nhất 6-8 giờ ánh sáng mặt trời mỗi ngày. Bón phân bằng phân hữu cơ, cân bằng trong mùa sinh trưởng.e. Thu hoạch:Khoai lang thường sẵn sàng thu hoạch 90-120 ngày sau khi trồng, tùy thuộc vào giống. Khi lá bắt đầu vàng và chết trở lại, nhẹ nhàng đào củ. Bảo quản khoai lang đã thu hoạch ở nơi ấm áp, ẩm ướt trong 1-2 tuần để tăng vị ngọt và kéo dài thời hạn sử dụng.2. Làm bánh khoai lang. Thành phần:2 củ khoai lang cỡ vừa1 chén bột mì đa dụng1/2 chén đường (điều chỉnh theo khẩu vị)2 quả trứng lớn1/4 chén dầu thực vật hoặc bơ tan chảy1/4 cốc sữa hoặc nước cốt dừa1 muỗng cà phê bột nở1/2 muỗng cà phê quế xay1/4 muỗng cà phê hạt nhục đậu khấuMột nhúm muốiTùy chọn: các loại hạt, nho khô hoặc sô cô la vụn xắt nhỏ để thêm kết cấu. Chỉ thị:

Prepare the Sweet Potatoes:Wash the sweet potatoes thoroughly.Boil or bake them until they are tender. This usually takes about 20-30 minutes.Once cooked, allow them to cool slightly before peeling off the skin.Mash the sweet potatoes until smooth.Mix the Dry Ingredients:In a large bowl, sift together the flour, baking powder, cinnamon, nutmeg, and salt.Add sugar and mix well.Combine Wet Ingredients:In another bowl, whisk together the eggs, vegetable oil, and milk.Stir in the mashed sweet potatoes until well combined.Create the Batter:Gradually add the dry ingredients to the wet ingredients, mixing until just combined. Avoid overmixing.If you’re adding nuts, raisins, or chocolate chips, fold them into the batter at this stage.Bake the Cakes:Preheat your oven to 180°C (350°F).Grease a baking pan or line it with parchment paper.Pour the batter into the prepared pan, spreading it evenly.Bake for 25-30 minutes or until a toothpick inserted into the center comes out clean.Allow the cake to cool in the pan for 10 minutes before transferring it to a wire rack to cool completely.c. Serving Suggestions:Serve your sweet potato cake plain or with a dusting of powdered sugar.For an extra indulgence, top it with cream cheese frosting or a drizzle of honey.3. Growing Other Vegetables for Healthy MealsWhile you’re waiting for your sweet potatoes to grow, consider planting other vegetables that can complement your meals. Leafy greens, tomatoes, carrots, and herbs like basil and parsley are easy to grow and can add flavor and nutrition to your sweet potato dishes.ConclusionMaking cakes from sweet potatoes is a rewarding experience, especially when you’ve grown the main ingredient yourself. By incorporating homegrown vegetables into your cooking, you not only enhance the flavor and health benefits of your meals but also contribute to a more sustainable lifestyle. So, why not start your garden today and enjoy the fruits (and vegetables) of your labor in the form of a delicious sweet potato cake?