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multiplefandomsblog · 4 years ago

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Can i request how different idv characters would act as roommates? Eli, Helena, Luca, Edgar, Vera, Norton and Fiona if thats alright with you :DDD

warnings? kinda suggestive, crack fic, cussing

mod toby and mod bread helped me do this fic, its a bit all over the place but it was fun so no regrets

Eli Clark

I feel like being roommates with eli would be pretty pleasant

everything would be clean all the time

he’s the type of kid that everyone wants on their team because of how good he is at everything

so if you scored a roomie like him, you got super lucky

if you left a mess he wouldn’t get mad, he would probably just clean it up himself and leave a sticky note that said to clean up ur mess next time(but not like, passive aggressively)

ofc you would clean up after the cute sticky note, bc who can say no to this bb?

If you don’t clean up tho, brooke rose will probably shit on your hair when u sleep

tbh you’ve always wondered what eli looked like without his eye mask

so one time when Eli was sleeping, you went next to his bed to try and take his eye mask off and see what he looks like.

You took off the mask and found out it was a dummy

a few seconds later you heard footsteps and you turned around

Eli came up behind you and knocked you out with a bat

you two don’t speak of that day.

Brooke kept screeching last night, and you got no sleep at all, so I guess we’re having chicken for dinner

Unless you had a good reason, then eli and brooke prob won’t mind cleaning up after u

I can imagine you going back to your shared room in the manor after a rough match and seeing eli just sweeping the room in an apron and a cloth covering his hair looking like cinderella

“Honey, I’m home!”

basically if you lived with eli, you basically had a husband/mom/wife???

If you came back to the manor, beaten up and bruised from the last match he would prob pester you and nag you

while cleaning up you wounds he would prob say, “You have to be more careful, im always worrying. You’re gonna give your mom a heart attack!”

seriously tho, don’t worry this bb, he would actually have a heart attack

Helena Adams

i think living with helena would probably feel like some sort of kdrama

she might be a bit clumsy and trip over a few things, falling into your arms bc of her blindness

though she might be doing it on purpose

If you moved things in the room without telling her, she would probably get mad

for example, you move the sofa chair a little bit to the right bc you thought it looked better

helena walks in the room, sits down on the sofa chair and ends up accidentally sitting on the sofa chair arm rest instead

resulting in her bottom hurting and a very long talk with you

she got her revenge weeks later

she had asked you to check under her bed for monsters because she couldn’t do it herself

you were teasing her for still being afraid of monsters but looked underneath anyways

low and behold,

she put a mirror there.

will even wack you with her cane if you’re being annoying

Her cane is pretty affective in shutting you up lol only sometimes

“Hey Helena, are you braille? ‘cause i can read you like a book when i touch yo-” *wack* *moans*

helena: ...

you: ...

helena: ...im leaving

you: heleNA WAIT-

One time everyone at the manor was celebrating Helena’s birthday with a piñata, 2 seconds later she was beating the shit out of Luca with her cane

even after everyone’s been yelling that he wasn’t the piñata

One time you and Helena had a staring contest because you were both bored.

She won.

sometimes to get her close to you, you would sit on the sofa chair super quietly and still

And then you’d wait for her to come and sit on your lap thinking it was the chair

and it would work

she would probably sit on your lap for a few minutes, confused as to why the chair felt elevated

and then she would feel your arms snake around her waist

and she would- “whAT THE FUCK- SCREEEEEEE”

she would probably make a cute bird noise and then just sit there, not knowing if she should leave or not

in her head, “THEIR LAP IS SO WARM OH MY GOD WHY DIDN’T THIS HAPPEN SOONER”

in real life, “let go of me you pathetic mortal”

you’d beg her to stay on ur lap longer and she would cave in

but she didn’t stay because she liked you! baka

Luca Balsa

living with luca will probably be the opposite of eli’s

messes, everywhere

inventions, everywhere

at one point though you had a sneaking suspicion he might be a bunch of rats.

you saw him outside crouching beside you guys’ room with a bunch of rats coming out his sleeve and running into a crack in the building

“its for science!”

he’s also super scared of helena

Luca doesn’t like to admit it, but he got his purple eye from Helena after he made a bad pick-up line for the blind.

She’s been chanting “one of us” and threatening to “finish the job” ever since.

he’s basically a big baby that needs to be taken care of

i feel like he might break down sometimes from not doing his invention right, or feeling insecure

but i guess his rats are there to help

but since he had a roomie, he wouldn’t be able to cry on his own

and its a good thing because he doesnt have to do everything by himself anymore

he learns to ask for help when living with you

you’d help him through his episodes and he would slowly start to become more reliant on you

if he was feeling a bit moody, he would unconsciously try to find you to cuddle with

if you lived with him, you’d probably have to be very responsible

luca would have his own bed that he would never sleep in because he wouldn’t be able to sleep without you in his arms

everytime he shifts in bed, you’d feel a tiny shock

it kinda bothered you so

you pranked Luca by touching him with those zappy ring things you’d get from a dollar store.

You just wanted that mother fucker to get a taste of his own medicine

he would basically be a puppy that follow you around, he would constantly old your head

probably refers to you as his

like if you downed a shot that barmaid made for you, he would be like, “EYYYY THATS MY BABy-heurghrhgh”

now you have a drunk baby that you have to take care of

You tried giving luca a shower afterwards, now you know how it feels getting electrocuted.

And trust me, Luca and water do not mix.

good luck have fun

Edgar Valden

living with edgar would consist of

1. edgar being super specific of what was his and what you can’t touch

2. big tsundere baby

3. sketches of you hiding in his sketch book

if you lived with edgar, you’d have to be super patient with his nagging or else you’d have to find a new roomie

he’s constantly nagging you

but if you are tired of it and give him the silent treatment, he’d probably just nag you even more for attention

you need to give this man attention or else

you ignored him for a whole day once because he said something mean

he decided to give you some milk and cookies as an apology

the ‘milk’ was his muddy paint water and the cookies were expired

i feel like one day you two would be arguing about who moved his stuff, your argument being he unconsciously moved his stuff, his argument being you moved his stuff

you guys were so heated up you didn’t notice how close you two were getting

edgar ended up pouncing on you like a feral dog

though when you woke up, you both agreed that you ended up winning the argument

when you’re reading or just doing nothing, he’d ask to sketch you or paint you

i-its not because he thinks you’re beautiful or anything

its just because he thinks that your whole self is aesthetically pleasing and pleasing to the eye- but not because he thinks you’re pretty!

sometimes when he was super focused on his art, he wouldn’t notice your figure slowly approach him

you’d boop his nose and watch as he froze

wh- hoW DARE YOU LAY YOUR HANDS ON A VALDEN

secretly tho, he really loves it when you do that.

do it more

please or not whatever

Vera Nair

Vera would probably be a bit anxious when she heard she was gonna get a roomie

but she would do her best to be at her best behaviour

she’s very well mannered and is very polite

she’d kinda be the type to silently care for you

like, she’d notice the little things that bothered you and made sure they wouldn’t bother you ever again

like, if you stubbed your toe alot, she would give everything that you could stub your toe with, rubber covers or socks

but she wouldn’t tell you it was her even though it was obviously her

if you fell asleep on your desk instead of your bed, she would probably but a blanket on ur shoulders and a pillow underneath where you left your head

she’s the thoughtful type

before you went for matches, she’d give you a cheek kiss for good luck

and if you did the same, she would probably play it cool but then panic a second later.

theykissedmetheykissedmetheykissedme-

im sorry this is short idk what to do for her-

Norton Campbell

oh BOY

once norton starts to warm up to you, you guys are basically married

like there was no proposal, just “do you take this man to be your husband- you can’t say no”

he would probably take care of you alot

even when you didn’t need it

i can do it mysel- no

but actually, before he warmed up to you he was pretty cold,

he felt himself growing feelings for you

and he didn’t want to because he was afraid he would lose you and he would have to go through the heartbreak of losing someone all over again

he would leave the room to go hang out somewhere else

he would keep his distance and not talk with you much

but there was this one time where you woke up with him around you, you just pretended you didn’t wake up and relished in the feeling

it took some time, but eventually he warmed up to you

though he still constantly worries about you, he doesn’t want you to get hurt

during matches he would always take hits for you, and just stay closer to you in general

he wanted to make sure you got back to the manor safely, it didn’t matter if he was sent back via rocket chair

he always put you as his #1 priority

he also gets jealous super easily, he’s scared someone will swoop you away from him

so to make sure everyone knows that you belong to him, he’d give you his clothes to wear

not only do his clothes look adorable on you, everyone will know that you’re his

probably pester you a lot if you tripped or got a paper cut

“yoU COULD HAVE DIED” “IT WAS A PAPER CUT”

Once, Norton got stuck to the fridge like a magnet for 5 hours

He’s been using that as an excuse to force you to bring him his snacks every since.

pick up lines are a definite yes

sometimes you’d be shitting and you’d hear outside the bathroom door a faint,

“My love for you is like Diarrhea.” “norton what the fuck im shitting-” “i just can’t hold it in” cue camera zooming in on his face and him smirking into the camera “OH MY GOD WHY”

like Luca, his bed is useless. he always needs you in his arms when sleeping, he wants to protect you and just feel you closer to him

puts him at ease

kisses? hell yes.

if you had to go to a match without him he would send you off with a ton of gross wet kisses on your face ew

He might even try to seduce you into staying

“norton I’m gonna lose morality points!” “fuck your morality points, i wanna smash”

Fiona Gilman

I feel like fiona would probably super psyched when she heard about sharing rooms with you

I headcanon her to be super bubbly and social but when she is alone with her thoughts she’d probably regret everything

“why did i say that why did i say that why did i say that-”

probably prays to god, “please kill me”

she tries her best to make sure you’re comfortable

she doesnt make a big mess and she makes sure she cleans up after herself, overall a pretty cool roommate

except for those times for when she tries to babtize you while you’re showering-

“WHAT ARE YOU DOING” “THE LORD SHALL CLEANSE YOUR SOUL WITH HOLY WATER-” “what the f- iS THIS ALCOHOL???”

this has happened too many times^^^

one time she accidentally created an ultra portal in the toilet.

Y’all still have no idea where it leads, and no intent of finding out.

Although, Kreacher has been complaining of some nasty stuff appearing in his room

i feel like during matches she would always call you with her portals to say hi or just give you a small kiss

it stopped being cute when she went through the portal and ended up seeing the hunter instead of you

mentally scarred from that

sometimes things would disappear in your shared room too, not only the toilet

you’re convinced she has a bunch of hidden portals in the room

like, one time you dropped a pencil and it went through the ground.

you never saw it again

Or you know that missing sock?

Portaled.

i dont know what this turned into

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pinkysfaultorbrainsfault · 4 years ago

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pinky and the brain - s1e6: brainania

i’m running on like the barest dregs of energy let’s fucking do this leeroy jenkins

episode summary: brain needs to build a Very Big Tumbly Drier. he needs a lot of money to build a Very Big Tumbly Drier. he decides the best way to do this is to.... invent a country and scam the us out of a foreign aid cheque.

hm.

the rundown:

it’s acme labs!

there it is.

as we zoom in a little, we hear pinky laughing maniacally at the very mention of tom ruegger, while a couple of women are dead on the floor.

hm.

SPEAK TO ME, PHYLLIS, SPEAK. as it turns out, things aren’t quite as dire as previously thought, as pinky affirms that brain looks “simply fetching.”

narf.

“these are the only garments i could obtain. and besides, you are no helen of troy yourself.”

ignoring the fact that he chose to wear the hat and the gloves as well, brain moves onto explaining his latest plan--

but not before giving pinky a static-y poke for his crimes.

“to generate global static cling, we shall construct a massive clothes dryer.”

BEHOLD.

THE TITANOCYCLE FOUR THOUSAND, WITH THREE SPEEDS AND AUTOMATIC WRINKLEGUARD. this will surely allow brain to.... trap everyone in their clothes via static cling and. uh. allow him to seize power...... somehow......... by putting everyone in a really big tumbledryer?????

it costs fourteen billion dollars.

“oh, i have it!”

“we build a huge tooth, leave it under a huge pillow, and then fairies will leave us lots of money!”

brain tells pinky to stop eating paint chips. it’s a well deserved response to pinky’s insane, bullshit idea, not nearly as dignified and scientific as Everyone Goes In The Big Tumbly Dryer By Brain Age Two And A Half.

as he heads off to ponder an Equally Sensible idea to get a lot of money, pinky assures brain that he will not “be a bother.”

“brain.”

“if i ate a hundred jelly rolls, would i explode?”

i don’t know why pinky is sticking his ass out. maybe that’s where the jelly rolls go, in the sense that whenever i used to eat cakes around my dad he’d often say something like “a minute on the lips is a lifetime on the hips”. (also? pinky is british, so what he actually means is jelly rolls, and that sounds disgusting.)

so anyway brain gives him a piece of paper and tells him to try origami.

BUT WAIT.

“pinky! are you pondering what i’m pondering?” “i think so brain, but why the bitch stacey foreign aid office is giving chad all the money while i’ve always been a nice guy and showed her a basic level of human respect is beyond me. narf.”

no i’m sorry. he didn’t say that. pinky respects women. also apologies to the residents of the actual country of chad. big ups to all of you. lol. (he actually says “but pantyhose are so uncomfortable in the summertime”, which is wild, considering this episode was aired in november.)

brain doesn’t want to wear the pantyhose.

well, maybe he does, but not right now. instead, he suggests that they form a bogus nation and demand reparations from the united states, which is, of course, easier, saner, and far less work than Really Big Tooth. as he folds the Chad Newspaper into a vague key shape (the Virgin Tabloid never had a chance) pinky points out that, uh

you can’t just invent a country, brain. “won’t people know we’re not a real country?”

“the average american’s grasp of geography is pitiful. they’ll think we’re part of the former soviet union.”

“or canada.”

so they pick a random, tiny island on the label of a Science Chemical and set off on the boat to Being A Coloniser Town.

a long sea voyage awaits us! and at the end, we shall found a nation! and that nation shall be called!

BRAINANIA.

“can’t we call it pinkyland? or eric?”

“don’t vex me, pinky, or i shall turn on you.”

so they get on the S.S FATTY LUMPKIN and bugger off to Island X.

“i haven’t seen anybody yet, brain. i guess we’re alone here.”

“excellent, pinky. it’s time to flesh out the terrain.”

“that volcano will be mount brain.”*

“this clearing will be brain flats,”

“and that water over there--”

“very well.”

“the fjord of pinky.”

and they hoist their adorable, homemade flag, while pinky doots them a little themetune.

(*perhaps when they’re not in the middle of the jungle.)

how lovely!

less lovely.

significantly less lovely. still, it got brain to make the little O:O face, so it’s not all bad.

as the mice are scooped up onto a sphere and presented in front of this presumably-maori gentleman, brain decides to put his White Gay From Los Angeles skills to the test, and reassures pinky that he will communicate with them in the Primitive Argot Of The South Seas.

ME NUMBER ONE FELLA. OTHER FELLA NUMBER TEN. CATCHY ALL SAME SAME. YOU SAVVY?

“good day, mate. d’you speak english?”

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

anyway apparently this has happened often enough that these guys learnt english. from all the times it happened. and then they ate the guy they learnt english from and shrunk his head, but to be honest, i don’t blame them.

this is alan. “hello, alan.” says pinky.

“i would be pinky! and this is prime minister brain.”

“who is IN CHARGE OF THIS ISLAND AND EVERYTHING YOU SEEEE.”

“narf.”

sneaky bastard knows what he’s doing.

alan isn’t too happy with that, because the island belongs to the volcano god, whanganui,

WHO PROTECTS US FROM EVIL AND HAAARM AND WHAT ALL ELSE.

(i can find no evidence that whanganui is actually a god, as opposed to just A Bit Of New Zealand. if they are, i’m more than happy to go back and edit this as would be religiously considerate.)

this is the face of a man who knows he has fucked up.

still, brain decides yet again that his pride comes before any kind of rational decision, so he decides to tell them that whanganui sent him to the island to rule over them,

as proven by his fire powers.

(ETA: i missed this last time. why is brain carrying a lighter around? that episode isn’t for a good few more seasons yet.)

alan is unimpressed.

I CAN TRAP YOUR SOULS INSIDE THIS GLASS

“i can make bubbles with my spit!”

apparently this is a real talent on the island. who’d have thought. (they do not believe it to be a sign of god. it’s just really cool.)

so brain gets a hand building brainania.

it has everything one could possibly need.

actually pretty much as soon as the airport and the gift shop are built, brain heads to washington, so evidently he holds the strong opinion that this is everything a country could possibly need. odd. still, maybe he plans on adding stuff once he becomes world ruler, or whatever.

so with that established, The Most Exalted ned limpopo gets out of the car. hassan lembeck is also here. he is attempting to make an origami bird out of a newspaper.

no bird for you, mr lembeck. no bird for you.

they wander off to go and see mr bisck, who is currently playing with a little toy plane.

he reacts to the news that the prime minister of brainania is here to see him with “oh great, more moochers,”

and does not seem to take kindly to having tiny mice on his desk, even if they are reasonably exalted.

though a quick database search tells him said mice have no record of financial trouble, or, indeed, a credit rating, so. he tells them to go away.

“go away.”

okay. hassan doesn’t take this well.

as Exalted Ned Limpopo gently tries to persuade mr bisck that he could “harm negotations” between brainania and the us (a lot more politely than he usually explains things to people, may i add) hassan chimes in with a haven’t you people ever heard of bold claim that brainania, if slighted, will INVADE YOUR LANDS

GO BOOM BOOM BOOM

AND MAKE YOU ALL OUR PATHETIC SLAAAAAAAAAAAAVES.

mr bisck does not like this idea, it seems.

as he rushes off to tell the UN, brain informs pinky that he has

“just created an international incident.”

“oh, thank you, brain.”

“in the words of the immortal yogi bear, this is dejavu all over again.”

so the boys turn up on PUNCHLINE, WITH FRED FLUBBLE.

there he is. “perhaps you gentlemen would care to climb up on the desk?”

they make it, just about.

and sing a fun little song about brainania’s war victories, i guess.

WE WILL FIGHT AND NEVER QUIT

FIND ME A ROOFTOP AND I WILL SPIT. NARF

this is not well recieved by the us military.

unfortunately, as the US press secretary points out, the us cannot go to war with a country it can’t find,

(wuss.)

so instead the mice are invited to dinner at the white house.

“in a few short hours, pinky, we shall have our foreign aid loan, and then the world!”

“birdy birdy birdy! narf!”

“i sense much of this historic moment is lost on you.”

at the white house, a very bored looking individual introduces The Most Exalted Ned Limpopo (feat. hassan lembeck), and bill clinton shakes his hand.

“me number one fella. other fellas number ten. catchy all same same. you savvy?”

“i speak fluent english.”

“eyyyy. haha. sure you do.”

“all brainania ever wanted from the US was friendship. friendship, and fourteen billion dollars and fifty nine cents. the friendship i will treasure. the money i will spend on polo ponies and cruise missiles.”

brain has a brief discussion with hilary clinton over the advantages of strontium ninety versus uranium two-thirty-eight,

bill clinton pulls this face and tells them it Sounds Smart,

and the mice bounce merrily back to mr bisck to get their foreign aid check.

“you better not lose it, buster!!! i just erased your records!! you won’t get another one from me!!!!”

HA.

“one should be enough. thanks and farewell, “

“you niggling bureaucrat.”

conclusion:

upon returning back to brainania, The Most Exalted Ned Limpopo finds a letter from alan addressed to him. it’s also mouse sized, which is adorable. apparently, whanganui,

WHO PROTECTS US FROM EVIL AND WHAT ALL ELSE

is “blinking mad”, and the volcano is going to explode.

brain, obviously, does not believe in whanganui, and is mostly just mad that he’s lost his workforce. still, as pinky points out,

“at least we've still got brainania!”

“i sense life has taken another sardonic twist.”

still, they do, barely, have enough time to reach the shoreline and start swimming away from the imminently exploding volcano. perhaps it should have been, yknow, a pretty decent sign that the natives cleared out. historically, people who live in these places tend to know about them, but what of that when brain is number one guy same same you savvy.

🙄

anyway the karmatic response to all of that previous racism is that a tidal wave sweeps them back onto the volcano,

which then blasts them into space.

(okay not literally space. but they do end up on a little raft in the middle of the ocean. don’t ask me where the raft came from. i have no idea.)

oof.

“mother nature has slammed her unmerciful fist on our fair isle, pinky.”

“do you know what this means?”

“birdy birdy birdy!!!!”

brain does not appreciate Birdy Birdy Birdy.

“blast it, pinky!”

“i said, do you know what this means!!”

“it means you just ripped up our foreign aid cheque.”

one should be enough, huh?

brain: 7 pinky: 7 outside influence: 13

like, i don’t know. maybe pinky shouldn’t have been making oragami birds out of the foreign aid cheque. but, while silly, it’s not like it did any harm. brain.... brain just needs to chill.

“well, aren’t you the tiniest foreigners i’ve had in here all morning. i’m mr appleby, can i help you?”

“yes. we would like to have relations with you. and steal some milk duds.”

“we wish to establish diplomatic relations with the us. i am the prime minister, and this is my minister of finance.”

“brainania--? oh, i remember you. you used to be a.... suburb of prague.”

“can you prove you’re a nation?”

“yes! we have postcards.”

“that’s the fjord of pinky.”

“you foreign folk sure have your own.... queer little ways.”

#patb #pinky and the brain #i did not like this episose much but. i suppose it was like thirty years ago #bizarrely it's actually more respectful to the natives than a lot of cartoons at the time were which is #even worse actually.

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ahiddenpath · 5 years ago

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Epilogue Celebration: Couples

Eyyyy, sorry to hit you up twice in one day, but... I’m behind, so here we are!

I will chat a bit about 2028 couples below the cut!

Keep in mind that the crew are all adults in this discussion.

Taichi

Look, I’m sorry, I really am, but... Ya boi is a mess, romantically. I really can’t wait to get into this in a fic, but Taichi chose a difficult life as an ambassador in the time when Digimon and humans are first coming together. And while I think Taichi is good at surface-level flirting (and also has a strong mind-body connection and physical stamina for... adult activities), I... Really... Don’t think... He Relationships well. Er. Sorry.

So, um... I think his dating life is both varied and... stormy. Lots of casual dating of all kinds of people, but it’s rare for him to introduce anyone to friends and family. Plus, in the wake of... Kizuna events, he starts off adulthood... With a lot on his heart and his mind.

It takes him a long time to find the mother of his child, and I wouldn’t be surprised if they didn’t marry/if they separated/if he somehow ended up with someone else.

The good news is that Taichi learns and grows from everything. I know that someday, he’ll find the right person, and he’ll always do his best for his son.

Yamato and Sora

I’m influenced by @adventure-hearts on this one, but I think Yamato and Sora dated on-and-off again during different stages in their lives. They both have enormous dreams that came before their love life, until one day... I can’t tell you if it was emotional, or if their paths suddenly merged somehow, but someday, they fell into step and stayed there.

I think they’re very happy together, but have an unconventional life. They spend a lot of time apart because of their jobs, and they rely on their wide net of family and friends to help with the kids.

I think they are extremely well suited to each other and have a great marriage, but... They both have a tendency to internalize, pull back, and brood. They’re constantly working on their communication.

Koushiro

I think that Koushiro struggles romantically in his late teens/early twenties. He seems to very much want a girlfriend, but he never can spare the time to look for one... And when his friends set him up, it tends to... Go... Poorly. Poor dude puts his foot in his mouth, freezes, or just... doesn’t know how to relate to people outside of digimon and computers/math/science. He also tends to try too hard, to the point where it’s a Bad Look.

My opinion is that Koushiro needs someone... very specific to handle his, um... Koushiro-ness. I pair him with Anami Eimi, a digimon biology researcher whose heart sometimes supersedes her mind. The idea is that they’re both introverted and research-oriented, and they can gab about their ideas forever. But Eimi is warm, with strong social skills and social intelligence. She can’t touch Koushiro’s level of genius, but she’s smart, hardworking, and injects creativity and thoughtfulness into her work. She also foresees the social and political implications of the latest developments in Digital World and digimon research/technologies, where Koushiro tends to focus on the immediate problem (you can’t blame him; he’s constantly asked to put out sizable fires. There is always more fire. So much fire).

They probably work together off and on for a long time before one of them realizes, oh. The part after that is probably a mess, knowing Koushiro, but they get there!

Koushiro’s polite nature and Eimi’s private one make it so that strangers wouldn’t know they’re married. Still, Koushiro’s close friends, like the Chosen, see the way his eyes follow her, especially when he’s uncertain and wanting social cues. They have a quiet, stable partnership, which Daisuke describes as, “Married and boring,” but they’re very happy.

And Koushiro is very curious, the type who wants to try everything at least once, eyyyyy.

The only thing causing tension is Koushiro working too much and failing to care for himself properly. Luckily, Kae and Masami live in the same apartment mansion, and Kae has eased their marriage when needed by cooking, cleaning, calling Koushiro to remind him of Important Husband Things, and making general suggestions about how an erring husband might smooth things over with his ruffled wife. That last one usually consists of, “Bring home dinner/get your ass home/get your ass to sleep/why yes you DO need to apologize for that.”

It also helps that Eimi loves Tentomon, an accomplished Koushiro-wrangler and general peace keeper.

Mimi

Mimi’s all about fun, novelty, and freedom. She dates around and has casual partners of all varieties. Eventually, she decides to co-parent a child with her long-standing romantic interest. They share custody of their son, who also spends a lot of time with grandparents and friends, including the Chosen. Mimi and her son’s father have an understanding that they see other people while they’re apart, but don’t bring them around their son without discussing it first. It’s all amicable, chill, and provides their son with an enormous support network.

I don’t know if Mimi would ever settle down. I think she loves her life with a lot of variety and spontaneity.

Jyou

Marries his high school sweetheart, Bike Girl. They’re both doctors, so they struggle to get enough time together. But Bike Girl is sweet, loving, and most importantly, calm and grounded. Jyou is a huge romantic softy who spoils his wife and takes care of her. Although they both wish for more time together, they get on amazingly. Jyou always feels this... wonder and gratitude that he’s married to her.

I won’t lie: Jyou is the best husband. The other Chosen men wish they could husband as well as Jyou.

Takeru

I really don’t know what to make of this troll. Sometimes, I think he’s a charmer who dates around a ton, and eventually had an “oops” baby that he amicably co-parents with an ex. Sometimes, I think he settled down early and started a family, because he wanted that stability and love and constant presence that he didn’t have as a kid. Sometimes, I wonder if he eventually divorced and went on to later marry a certain childhood friend...

What can I say, he’s a man of mystery.

Hikari

Ahhh, why is this is sooooo hard?

Part of me really wants to see Hikari as an independent woman, and quietly proud about it. Clearly, she has a child... Maybe she had her son and later divorced? Or maybe she’s happily married? I also admit that I do want to see her with Takeru, at least eventually...

Lots of possibilities here!

Daisuke

Oh, he definitely had an “oops” baby with an ex and is currently trying to find a husband or wife. Or maybe he did? Maybe he did!

Miyako and Ken

They’re married, and they are gross about it, lol!

Seriously though, they get on so well. Ken works a lot (Digimon Police is a tough job), and sometimes Ken needs to find peace and quiet in his home (merry wife + loud kids + MULTIPLE kids = TOO MUCH), so there is sometimes a little tension when Miyako wants more of his time. But they manage it, and they keep their family and home running smoothly and happily.

I just... picture it as this ideal family, at least for someone desiring a loud, joyful, energetic, nuclear family.

Iori

Iori married early to a down-to-earth woman who specializes in elderly care. His wife has a big heart and a kind, patient nature. While she loves and respects Iori’s zeal for helping others, she gently reminds him to take care of himself and his family first. She also provides perspective when he gets set in a stubborn mentality. Happily, she enjoys sharing a large apartment with Iori’s mother and grandfather.

Iori is sometimes too focused on the problems of others to see his loved ones properly, and that’s something he works on with his grandfather’s guidance. When he has his daughter, he instantly reassigns his priorities around her, which softens a lot of his problematic areas. Also, he married a woman who knows how to help him redirect his thoughts. He feels genuine amazement that he’s with her. They have a relationship that is... quietly intense.

AND I AM DONE FOR TODAY, WHEW!

#digimonepiloguecelebration #digimon epilogue celebration #chosen children #digidestined

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laughingmagi · 5 years ago

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STUDY: John Constantine

APPEARANCE.

▸ Height: tall / short / average John is 5′11, occasionally cited as 6′0, but I prefer him being just shy of it because I like him kinda average because John is supposed to appear to be an everyman, if a very attractive one.

▸ Are they okay with their height? Yeah he is, but if someone tries to lord their height over him, he might just roll his eyes.

▸ What’s their hair like? Generally portrayed as varying shades of blonde. Usually the very definition of tow headed. Some artists have drawn him with somewhat darker hair, but in a way that makes me think maybe they’re implying he’s a dirty blonde (eyyyy) or not been getting enough sun of late. He keeps it clipped short on the sides and longer on top. When he was younger, he wore it much longer and I’m very fond of the idea of him returning to that style as he gets older.

▸ Spend a lot of time on their hair / grooming? Not really. Usually he’s a finger combing kind of guy and just let it do what it wants, although I will admit there’s a split between artists. Some draw him with very meticulously groomed hair, slicked back or carefully styled. Due to my fondness for particular artists, I tend toward the more tousled look on John.

▸ Care about their appearance / what others think? Okay, this is going to get a bit complicated. John doesn’t care what others think but he does care very much about his appearance (as a baseline, when he’s depressed or just in some other horrible situation, he doesn’t give a shit either way). He’s a con artist at the end of every day and is very aware of how he’s perceived. I think this is why he stopped dressing in the punk style despite the face that he never truly lost the ethos. Counter-culture fashion has a very narrow place in mainstream society. You’re not only memorable but someone always has an opinion on what you’re wearing, and it’s rarely neutral. Nondescript clothing, a simple suit, as the relevant example, isn’t really going to get too much reaction, but at the same time, it’s welcome many more places. So to that degree, John is very particular and aware of what kind of image he projects, but also, he doesn’t care what people think about how he looks. Unless, of course, if he’s attracted to them and trying to hook up or date or whatever, but that’s more of a generalized concern than something truly notable.

PREFERENCES.

▸ Indoors or Outdoors: Indoors, more than likely, though he’s not opposed to being outdoors. I don’t really think it’s something he’s overly concerned with.

▸ Rain or Sunshine: Rain, mostly because it’s like his total aesthetic.

▸ Forest or Beach:

God, I don’t know. Maybe the beach? Although there was that one bizarre fever dream issue that was a contemplation on pollution as John had this wild ass dream while he was sleeping on the beach. Fucked up shit has happened to him in forests though, sooooooo......N....neither?

▸ Precious metals or Gems?

Metal.

▸ Flowers or Perfumes:

Perfumes, I suppose, although he’s very specific about those too. He just doesn’t care for floral scents.

▸ Personality or Appearance:

Both, although if I had to be honest, I suppose appearance is slightly more important. Because like, for a shag or even a short term, casual relationship, he can deal with a shitty personality. That being said, it’s not like he has a very narrow preference when it comes to attraction. So I dunno. I guess I’m trying to say that he’s not some shallow asshole that only fucks pretty people regardless of their personality. It’s just you know. He’ll have sex with someone he doesn’t really like if he thinks they’re hot, but he��s not going to fall in love with them or even want to spend a lot of time with them that doesn’t involve sex. He’d probably hope they don’t talk very much before, during, or after sex...............................so okay, maybe a pretty person with an undesirable personality isn’t a good example. More like an attractive person that he finds boring or not terribly intellectually stimulating. So....yeah. Both.

▸ Alone or In a crowd:

Alone, but he’s very charming and he’s good at being social, but he’s more like. Alone in a crowd type of person.

▸ Order or Anarchy:

Anarchy !!!!!

Although I consider him an agent of balance, but there’s a certain amount of chaos to it because it’s not about doing anything but control the influence of either side. Magic and overall lot in life aside, John has a deep mistrust in authoritarianism and tends to subvert social norms. It’s not in his capacity to really understand stereotyping or particular social mores.

▸ Painful truths or White lies:

I would say white lies, because civility is built on lies, particularly the white ones. Yes, of course honesty is important to John, just as it is with anyone, but he’s keenly aware that brutal honesty isn’t always the best way to engender yourself to someone. Sometimes those small falsehoods are the necessary evils.

▸ Science or Magic:

Magic, naturally, but he’s not opposed to science and he’s not the sort of person to supplant scientific theory or fact with magical.

▸ Peace or Conflict:

Kinda gonna settle this in a grey area. John doesn’t care much for war and violence. Conflict as the difference of opinion or lifestyle isn’t something he’s opposed to however. Intellectual discourse gives rise to new ideas and ways of thinking. I think he equates peace as stagnation.

▸ Night or Day:

Night. Because magic nonsense and habit borne from insomnia.

▸ Dusk or Dawn:

Dawn, because symbolism and at the end of the day, John’s a bit of an old sap and idealist.

▸ Warmth or Cold:

Cold because his preferred attire isn’t exactly good in warm weather. God he must have been miserable in Louisiana......

▸ Many acquaintances or A few close friends:

A few close friends. Less people at risk.

▸ Reading or Playing a game:

Reading.

QUESTIONAIRE.

▸ Your muse’s bad habits? Lying, self-flagellation, forgetting to eat, chain smoking, isolation

▸ Lost anyone close to them? How it affects them? Preeeeeetttty much everyone he’s ever cared about or loved. It causes him to want to isolate and often he’ll avoid relationships. However, it never truly lasts because he’s very affected by loneliness.

▸ What are some fond memories they have? All roads lead to Ireland and the times he spent with Brennan and Kit. Likely time spent with Cheryl and Gemma as well

▸ Is it easy for them to kill? No...................................although he’s harder when it comes to causing indirect death, although it just kinda piles up as reasons to hate himself.

▸ What’s it like when they break down? Hooo boy. We talking a true, total breakdown or something more regular? After Kit kicked him out, he literally ended up in the gutter trying to drink himself to death. However, that’s not a normal breakdown, although I suppose it’s really just a more extreme version. He drinks entirely too much, completely isolates, maybe gets into fights, and is just generally a self-destructive mess.

▸ Capable of trusting someone with their life? Yes.

▸ What’re they like when they’re in love? Love is good for him. He eats better, his worst habits are minimized, and he’s pretty passionate. Despite rumours or what people might think of him from his reputation for promiscuity and a string of exes, John is good at being faithful and even communicating his desires and what he wants from the relationship. He’s not afraid to be vulnerable with someone once they have all of his trust.

TAGGED BY: @strangcrdoctor Tagging: @stormweathered, @seidrborn, @youhavemyrespect, @cybervigilant, @twintailx, && you !!!!

#meta #dash games #wow this took five hundred hours

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getreadytosmash · 7 years ago

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The Past that Smashed

Chapter 21

Hulk’s POV

Carla put Icarus down on the floor who ran towards the two newcomers.She later ran to hug Ennui. To our surprise he smiled and even lift her up to give her a little spin.

“Ennui! It’s great to see you again!” Carla laughed.

“It’s good to see you too,” Ennui admitted.

“Carly! It’s been like 7 months since you last screamed at me,” said David.

Carla let go of Ennui and quickly punched David’s stomach. Ennui gave a small chuckle but looked sad for some reason.

“Ow! What the hell, Carly?!” asked David.

“No one told me you guys were coming! You jerks!” said Carla.

“What the whaaat!? I thought Car-”

We suddenly heard a buzzing from Carla. Carla took out her phone to see who it was. As soon as she saw the name, she quickly answered it.

“Carlos! You didn’t answered me or-or even text me! ¿Que Paso? What happen?! Dios mio! I was so worried about you!” Carla wailed.

After Carla stopped fussing over Carlos, she stopped to hear his reasons.

We all came closer to Carla since we were curious ourselves.

Carla express then changed from anxious to confused to- OH GOD THAT’S FURY!

We all stepped back out of fear. I know that look on her face. I’ve seen it before, and even to me.

“Carla then exploded and screeched “¿CÓMO QUE TIRASTES EL PINCHE TELÉFONO EN EL BAÑO?! ME ASUSTASTES PENDEJO! PENSÉ QUE TE HABIA AGARRADO O TE MATARON! … WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO! YOU COULD HAVE BORROWED ANOTHER FUCKING PHONE BUT NOOO! YOU WAITED UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE TO TELL ME THAT COCKATOO AND DOLLY WAS GOING TO BE HERE!…YES THEY ARRIVED SAFELY BUT GENERAL HOT HEAD-”

“Hey!” yelled Red.

“ALMOST MURDERED ENNUI BECAUSE HE WAS BORED! I’LL TALK TO YOU IN THE MORNING BECAUSE I’M HUNGRY NOW! Okay. I love you, bye.”

David took shelter behind Ennui who was also somehow frighten. I looked back and saw Skaar and A-Bomb was behind Red and Jen was very surprised.

“Don’t even think about saying anything guys,” warned Carla.

“David!”

David squealed behind Ennui and slowly poked his head out.

“Yeah, Carly?”

“Explain,” she said in a deadly voice.

David gulped and nervously nodded.

“Well you see…Sams sent us here to. He told me to wait for a ‘signal’ to come over here. Carlos was the ‘signal’ and texted me to come here with…certain items. He told me what day and how to make it less obvious to Hulk in case he met me already. Now Ennui was a surprise, so now it’s his turn to tell,” explain David.

Ennui signed and said, “I actually wasn’t contacted by Sams….I thought that he may have forgotten about me and moved on.” He shifted uncomfortably and continued, “ Carla, how many people know about Hulk?”

Carla thought for a minute and answered, “Five. Only you two, Dawn, Carlos, and me.”

“Well…turns out that there’s a sixth person that knows.”

“What?!”

“Yup. Turns out that….the cat guy also knew so Sams told him to get to me. Since it was easier to get to me by him rather than just Sams doing it so he don’t get in trouble with S.H.I.E.L.D. I didn’t know about this and you all know ages ago…I must have miss so many things,” Ennui said sadly.

“Wait. Aren’t you his boyfriend?” Jen suddenly asked.

“It's….complicated. In fact, I don’t even know anymore. You all going to have to wait until we reach that arc.” respond.

“Hold up! What do you mean ‘arc’?” asked Red.

The three looked at each other until the guys looked at Carla. She rolled her eyes and turned around.

“Well, Sam has what we call the four phases of his life. The arcs. One arc is the ‘Child Arc’ which I have to appear because we were friends since babies. That would be when he was a baby all the way to the day you first saw Ennui at the bookstore. The second would be ‘Adolescent Arc,’ where it’s in his high school years so that is why David and Ennui are here. Then the ‘Adult Arc’ is when he’s, super obvious, an adult where another person comes.”

“I’m going to guess it’s Dawn?” I asked.

Since there was no one else, besides the ‘cat guy’ who knew.

“Yeah, since it’s very obvious now. But the last arc is the….the….I don’t want to say it.”

Carla teared up and hugged herself. Ennui wrapped his arms around her while David put his hand on her shoulder.

*Squeak*

We look down to see Icarus trying to get Carla’s attention. Carla picked her up while David backed away a little. Icarus started snuggling Carla who giggled.

“Thanks Russy,” giggled Carla wiping a tear away.

There was an awkward silence but thankfully Jen finally broke it.

“So you are telling us that there are different parts of his life? Like his childhood, teenage year, and adult?” Jen asked.

“Yup,” answered David.

“So if you guys planned all this out….then there must be a pattern to this. You guys couldn’t have come randomly.”

“That is also correct. However Hulk must be the one who must figure it out,” explain Ennui.

“What? Me?” I wondered.

“I mean it’s kinda hard for the others, who never went back to meet Sams, try to figure this out. Hulk, there are hints to what the numbers are if you paid a lot of attention to it,” said David.

Red then said “Wait! Is this a code that Sammy would use in the future? Would Greenie find it later or-”

“Well, it’s been hinted that it was there when he was like 7 or 8 but he always used it, even now,” said Carla.

Carla’s POV

Jesus Christ! They are asking too many for my liking. I have to change it before they ask for more. As I was about to when Ennui actually said something.

“Excuse me, Red Riot. But you are not allowed to use the name ‘Sammy’ for Sams,” scorn Ennui.

“What does that mean?” Red sneered.

Ennui looked at me and nodded. Oh thank God! I’m so glad he changed it. Even David nudged me and stepped in.

“Oh that? You see, Sams only allows certain people he likes to use nicknames. Everyone uses to call him ‘Sammy’ but then he restricted it to only his parents and Hulk. The Albizu family uses ‘Sam’ while me and Ennui use ‘Sams.’” explained David.

David got the reason right but I sometimes I get annoyed by how he says stuff. Sometimes I forget that English was his least favorite subject.

“David. El burro va ultimo,” I said.

“What?”

“She means that the donkeys goes last. It’s supposed to be ‘Ennui and me’ not ‘me and Ennui,” explained Ennui.

“Oh. Hey! I’m not a donkey!”

“I’m pretty sure if you squint then you look like an a-”

For fuck sake. Now that we change the subject the guys just had to make it weird. BOYS!

“Anyway! Those are the only people who gets to call Sam certain names. Now Dawn is the one who says ‘Same’ to him because all of the other nicknames are the same. And then he calls her ‘Down’ for that and for being shorter than him. Well that was fun. You boys should go and sleep now since who knows when Ennui ever sleeps. We should all just go back into our beds now since it’s late. Oh! And Jen,” I said.

“Yes, Carly,” Jen teased.

…Fuck. Why did David had to say that.

“I’m hungry! Let’s go for a late night snack. And also for the fact I can’t reach anything.

“Okay,” Jen said rolling her eyes.

Everyone said goodnight and went separate ways. Jen already left but Skaar stayed for some reason. It looked like he was counting.

“Hulk knows Sammy, so Hulk is 1. Sammy has 5 friends and 6 knows Hulk. Sammy also have 4 family members. How is Skaar doing?” asked Skaar

“….”

….

Holy fuck! I never thought of that. How did he get it so quickly?!

I looked over at the others, David looked horrified and Ennui eyes and mouth were wide open.

“Skaar! It’s getting very late! But hey! You have something going on….maybe you should rethink that. I’m not saying that it’s wrong but I’m also not saying if it’s right,” I said with a fake smile.

“Hmm,” he thought.

Oh god. Please help me.

“Skaar will go think more. But Skaar will ask you again.”

“Okay! Goodnight Skaar!”

“Carla! I’m waiting!” shouted Jen from the hallway.

“Coming!”

I have the boys one last hug before going to get a snack with Jen.

Now what the hell do we do with Skaar?

Leader’s POV

I finally recovered from my shock and finished fucking crying, I was looking at something in my hand.

It was a hand size black cat plushie that Ennui won in a fair. It was the first plush he gave me. I smiled at the fond memories I had with him.

Oh. By the way, the GameBoy wasn’t the only one in my hidden pocket. Or pockets since I had 6 of them with different items from different people who I care about.

Now things are going to get real messy.

/Okay! Finally finished this one. I usually type in Spanish then translate to English with another sentence. Here is what Carla shouted in the first part…“WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DROPPED YOUR FUCKING PHONE IN THE BATHROOM! YOU SCARED ME YOU IDIOT! I THOUGHT THEY ROBBED YOU OR KILLED YOU!” Yup. Well hope you enjoyed it. Ha./

(Carlos don't come to the base, I'm scared that Carla will kill you or you'll trip and die. And you beat me to the question of how Leader can carry so much stuff about, ha!, I was wondering how the smashers just haven't found anything on him yet. And ohhh! The arcs! I seriously can't wait until we get to the gamma arc is going to be the absolute bomb or...the A-bomb! eyyyy! I'm so proud of Skaar for working it out, my clever boy and this was a good chapter as always! I wonder what Leader will let Hulk and the gang call him when they learn who he is though.)

#fanfic #The past that smashed #Skaar #A-bomb #She-hulk #Red #Hulk #Leader #Agents of s.m.a.s.h #Carla #Ennui #David #submission

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Okay so I'm 5'4 in height, as of personality I have a INTJ & ENFJ personality type (always pretty much 50/50 on I/E & F/J) I'm pretty calculating but since I'm also nice people often mistake me for naive. Also I put honesty above everything. Then the bad jokes but you know about them 😂 Idn I think other than that you know pretty well already ❤️ Would you ship me with EXO, BTS & Monsta X please? Thanks! - Number 24 aka Anon Kate 😘

Eyyyy,,my lucky number 24 👌

From BTS; Taehyung

• Okay, so I've actually thought about this before, because Tae is my bias, and I've actually thought like, "damn..this girl would catch Tae's eyes." Like, your sweet and caring personality would really stand out to him

• He'd legit try talking to you first and honestly wouldn't give up until you guys at L E A S T became friends (but this hoe Taehyung would want more)

• Also your seemingly mature personality (AT TIMES) would help him balance out his childish personality and he'd rely on that quite a bit when he needs advice or just some comforting words when he gets too stressed from the idol life

• He'd of course enjoy your more sarcastic and playful side as well. Giving him a chance to be childish and have fun on days that you two would just hang out and chill (which he would really treasure because it reminds him he's a human with basic needs too) and you giving him this would mean the world to him

From EXO; Suho

•Damn... You two would go to town with your bad jokes i don't even wanna think about it tbh 🙂 buuuut, yeh, he'd like that you could just let loose and joke around, it would be very human to him, and with that it would separate him from the idol life and give him a chance to let loose and be himself

• Honesty would be another bug deal to him, he'd really love when you told him how you felt about certain things, because then that would give him a chance to do what he does best; be the leader and fix it -- which would make him feel proud and good for taking care of his girl

• You being so gosh darn caring would also be a highlight, as he would want to introduce you to his band members and would legit die from sweetness overload when you begin caring for them and just being a friendly person in general towards them.... as they are his kids

• Your naive front would also be very cute to him..sorta lile a damsel in distress, if you will. We all know how Suho wishes to be seen as a man and not the momma bear he truly is, and so therefor, you seeming naive would give him that satisfaction of being your kight in shining armour..but then you gotta go a ruin it by revealing your not actually naive and ya burst his bubble

From Monsta X; Shownu

• He's such a softie that like, your caring but seemingly naive personality would just melt his heart. He'd find it so cute but also in a way very humble

• He'd love spending time with you because he could just talk endlessly with you about anything and he'd honestly never get bored or annoyed -- you'd be his escape from his four children and his responsibility as an idol

• He'd be pretty protective of you with your seemingly naive personality, nit wanting people to take advantage of you, but he'd never restrict you or be overly protective. Just keep an eye out for you and send a warnjng glare if someone were to be stepping out of bounds

• He'd love to constantly remind you of how cute you are and how precious you are to him. He'd love just chilling with you and having slow days where you guys just focjs on you two and no one else. It would feel so domestic amd he'd love it, but never admit it

#Bts #exo #monsta x #kpop ships #shipping

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almaasi · 8 years ago

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reaction post typed while watching SPN 12x16 “Ladies Drink Free”

HARRY POTTER REFERENCES IN THE COSTUME CHOICES. also Mick is a knockoff Cas and it’s weird

06:29pm

i was halfway through watching dan & phil’s liveshow and cackling out loud at the “clean me daddy” antics when i remembered there was something i was meant to be doing... oh yeah watching supernatural pfff

also my cat wilson has gone to sleep in mY SOCK DRAWER

06:31

i JUST CHECKED WHO WROTE THIS AND IT’S MEREDITH GLYNN

I ACTUALLY GASPED IN EXCITEMENT

what a good

i saw the promos on instagram and i thought ehhh it looks cute, and i’m absolutely here for claire, and dean being pampered, but i was wary because it’s so hard to trust this show from the promos

or trust this show at all

DON’T FAIL ME MEREDITH GLYNN

06:35pm

oh god i love claire so muuuch

i missed herrrr

08:37

the bar is called “lucky badger”

there’s symbolism in there somewhere

i’m thinking of a) mark sheppard in firefly, b) crowley, c) hufflepuffs, d) anyone surly and british in a tux tbh which is probably the point

06:38

always weird when the moon is obviously digitally transplanted into the frame, and the light is coming from a completely different angle

cool blue lighting in the forest though, nice shot

kinda looks like narnia

06:40

this girl is so attractive to me, i’m all gooey inside ‘cause she’s so damn cute

i can’t deal with girls they’re all so beautiful

boys are okay, i’m only attracted to them if they’re hella pretty and display some kind of deep affinity for femininity, or are in some way sexually repressed (don’t judge me idk why) (also sometimes this isn’t true so IDK IDK IDK)

but GIRLS

OH GOD

i’d say maybe i’m attracted to femininity as a concept but ANDROGYNOUS AND MASCULINE GIRLS and NON BINARY PEOPLE also mess me up

everyone is so beautiful

and i’m mostly asexual

i don’t know what sexual people go through bUT IF IT’S ANYTHING LIKE THIS with the addition of lust?? HOW

06:47

ALSO THE COLOURS THESE TWO ARE WEARING

they are absolutely hufflepuffs

thIS IS A HUFFLEPUFF THING RIGHT

BADGERS AND YELLOW

06:49

dear pretty hufflepuff girl: your brother is a dickwad

06:49

deaR PRETTY HUFFLEPUFF GIRL

I THINK YOU’RE A SLYTHERPUFF

06:51

SHE BETTER STILL BE ALIVE :C :C :

06:51

the bisexual colours on the map dean’s looking at tho

THE LIGHT POIINTING LIKE AN ARROW TOWARDS IT AND DEAN

AND SEPARATING IT FROM SAM

or, alternatively, it’s pointing sam at the map

depends on your interpretation i guess

bUT THERE’S SOME HARDCORE QUEER SYMBOLISM THERE EITHER WAY

NEW DIRECTOR: Amyn Kaderali

I THINK THEY GET IT

06:55

OKAY BUT THE BMOL DON’T KNOW HOW TO CLEAN UP A BLOODSTAIN

06:56

dean about mick: “world class repression”

eyyyy dean recognises what repression looks like in other queercoded characters

06:56

oh good pretty girl did live

i missed her name though

...hayden foster? cute

06:58

I HAVE NEVER SEEN SAM SAY “COOL” LIKE THAT

dean’s like (≖︿≖✿)

and sam’s like (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ

07:01

the harry potter references in this are giving me life

now i’m looking at all the colours in every shot and wondering if dean and sam are gonna be sorted by their costume choices

i think sam’s decidedly 50/50 hufflepuff-ravenclaw, and a smash of gryffindor on his shirt

i think dean’s meant to be neutral/unsorted right now, i’m expecting a costume change later

07:04

quietly lowkey friendshipping sam/mick

(mick has a hufflepuff outer jacket with a ravenclaw shirt core)

(i’M REALLY ENJOYING THIS)

07:07

DEAN’S EXCITED ABOUT THE THREE STAR HOTEL

HE’S GONNA HAVE A LONG BATH AND WRAP HIMSELF IN FUZZY TOWELS TONIGHT I CAN GUARANTEE IT

07:08

“wild elk lodge” LIKE HARRY POTTER’S PATRONUS RIGHT. RIGHT??

also dean pinching something , probably edible

oh! mints

07:10

DEAN SWIMMING NAKED IN A HOTEL POOL

where is cas

CAS WOULD’VE DIPPED HIS TOES IN, FROWNED A LOT, THEN BEEN YANKED INTO THE WATER BY DEAN

and he’d paddle like a puppy, frowning and complaining about how he doesn’t understand the point of this exercise, but secretly having fun

AND HE’D COME OUT OF THE WATER ALL SPIKY-HAIRED AND DEAN WOULD FORCEFULLY RUB HIS HEAD WITH A TOWEL AND THEN WHIP HIS ASS WITH IT WHILE GIGGLING

AND CAS WOULD HUFF AND FROWN

07:14

DeAN TRYING TO ACT ALL MACHO “i’ve had better nights sleep in my baby”

on the one hand, sure, sounds feasible, but on the other hand WHAT KINDA BULLSHIT YOU SPOUTING THERE SON

mick just tryna impress the boys

07:19

those injuries are SO badly wrapped

07:20

“she’s a lucky girl”

MICK NO

he’s gonna come back and try to kill her isn’t he

07:21

love how claire is, by extension of cas, also associated with the gas-n-sip sunshine logo

CLAIRE IS SLYTHERIN ACCORDING TO HER JACKET

tell me, if these aren’t hogwarts house sorting clothes, why are they so accurate and symbolic?

07:30

DEAN IS THAT YOUR TERRIBLE ACCENT

GOD HES SUCH A FUN + EMBARASSING DAD

05:21

NOW CLAIRE’S RAVENCLAW WHEN SHE TAKES HER SLYTHERIN OUTER JACKET OFF AND LETS HER GUARD DOWN

AAAAAAH I’M LOVING THIS SO MUCH

IF YOU DIDN’T CATCH THIS HOGWARTS THING YOU’RE HONESTLY MISSING OUT THIS IS SO SATISFYING

THE DEER PATRONUS ON THE WALL ON THE BAR TOO

07:35

DEAN THINKS DOWNTON ABBEY IS BORING???

i mean it’s slow but it’s far from boring

there were two dudes making out in the first episode as well, he definitely saw that

07:36

dean stops claire from taking a beer

dean’s always in dad mode tbh

cas would be squinting right now

CAS IS HERE IN SPIRIT AS FAR AS I’M CONCERNED

07:38

love love love that dean’s alarmed by the word “grabby”

but i love EVEN MORE that claire is a big girl and she handled it

07:39

claire: “your foreign exchange student is totally lame”

dean: “he’s sam’s best friend. nerd soulmates.”

called it

ALSO IF DEAN’S CALLING SAM AND MICK A THING THEN HE’S PROBABLY PROJECTING WHICH MEANS DEAN LIKES MICK???? ???

???????????

07:41

dean: “go nuts. it’s on.. uh... harry potter”

1. DEAN DOING THE DAD THING

2. HARRY POTTER REFERENCE

3. HARRY POTTER REFERENCE BY DEAN

07:43

Oh no

rip hayden foster

07:44

THESE COLOURS THOUGH

all these ravenclaws

also i’m appreciating dean’s ravenlaw tie

heck yeah subtly smart!dean

07:47

“skeezer”

skeeze + geezer i guess

07:48

honestly this guy is just a knockoff cas

i want the real deal thanks

07:51

SHOUTOUT TO “THE GREAT BRITISH BAKE-OFF”

wait is this season still running (i don’t wanna google it in case of spoilers)

man i’m so behind

i’m like three episodes into season 7, candice’s lipstick is my favourite thing besides the cool food (and mary berry)

DOES DEAN WATCH IT THOUGH

HE’D PROBABLY JACK OFF TO ALL THE PRETTY FOOD AND CUTE PEOPLE IMO

oh god i don’t wanna ship mick/dean but i cannot deny dean would have good reasoning to be more attracted to mick than ketch. mick is like the british cas. (WHERE IS CAS. I MISS CAS. SOMEONE BRING ME CAS in his hufflepuff coat and ravenclaw tie)