#except the home cooked ones

[phuljhari]

Let's gooo, can u get Karachi biryani in Lahore or do u like visiting Karachi whenever you can? Or like, both?

I haven't been to karachi in years but all biryanis seem the same 😭

[can-a-tuna-fish]

Oh god there’s two of them. Everyone hide.

[kyouka-supremacy]

Failed a social interaction 0 injured 1 killed (me)

[medicinemane]

Saw a poll asking which fast food I'd give up for a week for a million dollars, and it's like I'd give up fucking food for a week for that price, there's literally nothing that wouldn't be on the chopping block when it's giving it up for a week

Not to mention I already barely have fast food once a month, and that's only if you count the costco pizza or burgers from the general store (which are more like backyard bbq style... like... the not great but not bad kind from a grill, you know?)

So... money please, I already won, pay me

[woodsborostabathon]

“how could richie’s family possibly want to avenge him when he groomed and murdered people” well first of all he did neither of those things so let’s start there

[mothalaalee]

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[kickedin17]

Was going to work on the next chapter of my fic tonight but then decided to be responsible and water my flowers and also played with my dog, and then decided to knit like 7 rows of my current project, and then decided to eat a peach for dessert, and then realized my peaches were going to go bad before I can finish them all so I decided to make a peach cobbler at 9:25pm, but first of all I didn't have the right type of milk (only had oat. Because Woke. And actually I did have real milk but it went bad yesterday and I didn't realize til I poured it into the mixing bowl and then discovered that it smelled horrible so had to dump out like half a cup of sugar), and I think there was way too much water from cooking down the peaches, and also I had to more than halve the recipe bc I only had 2 peaches and it called for 5 but there was WAY too much batter in comparison to the peaches even halved and it boiled over the first baking dish, so I had to put it in a different one and it got all over my only good oven mitts while I was doing that so getting it back into the oven was an Event, and then after all of that fuckmess 40 minutes later it was just a slop pudding of peaches and sugar-flour with burnt edges, and I didn't know how to fix it because it was bedtime by then (30 minutes ago), so I cried and dumped it out & took the trash out, and then while I was walking to the dumpster in the dark asked myself What if there was a scary man hiding in the corn field across the street from my house? which was a cool idea to plant in my own mind because I'm home entirely alone this week, so now I'm just thinking about that, and also while my peach slop was cooking I decided to make a different lunch for work tomorrow instead of the lunch I was going to take (which was the leftover spaghetti I made for dinner bc I remembered I sometimes get sick if I eat tomato sauce 2 days in a row), and in the process of that found a bunch of rotten vegetables my parents left in the fridge before they went out of town, and it's now 11pm and I have to be up at 6am, and I did not work on my fic.

Moral of the story is Never procrastinate joshler to be "productive." Always commit to joshler only

[icepixie]

I was chopping an onion for dinner just now and got to wondering. Plus I've never made a poll, so this will be fun.

* Green onions are used differently than the other kinds so I debated leaving them off the list, but I'm a completist.

"Cooking" can mean eating raw in salads, etc. Or if you don't cook, then your favorite to eat.

[thedisablednaturalist]

surely a chronically ill person can go a day without EATING right? It's not like I'm managing a complicated illness that requires strict management right? And I totally don't need to be pain free for work tomorrow right!?!!

/sarcasm

[llycaons]

it is so fucking embarrassing cooking alongside my roommate's (hobbyist) chef bf. I'm spilling scallop water everywhere and he's caramelizing onions correctly. my pot is boiling over and he's packing fried rice perfectly into peppers he's about to roast. I go for the salt and accidentally push my garam masala container off the shelf and it drops directly into his food in his pan. none of this is an exaggeration and it happened within the past 2 hours

[forgotten-daydreamer]

why is it that every time i eat anything my belly hurts >:( i'm gonna need you to stop doing that right fucking now.

[ruairy]

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[bluinary]

Whoa I'm really sad!!

[thehardkandy]

I need my next big life goal is to make enough money that I can pay another person to do every single thing I don't want to do

[pochapal]

epitaph thinking here. i know it's too soon to solve anything at all but hear me out. george mentioning mountain streams as a place to locate sweetfish but because all the cousins' theories have to be assumed to be debunked and wrong in some form and therefore the answer is not odawara or anything to do with odawara i am now left thinking Where exactly do sweetfish live since i imagine villages/towns connected to mountain streams aren't as abundantly common as the generic "settlement with a river running through it" so i decided to wikipedia lookup sweetfish to be certain of this fact but uh.

so turns out this fish lives literally everywhere! there is precisely no way to glean any knowledge from the term "sweetfish river" that would narrow a single thing down except for maybe some kind of japanese wordplay with "ayu" that is Unknowable to me. this epitaph is cruel and evil i hate it. i should not solve it and i am not going to try solving it. i hope it dies.

[something-something-peaceful]

How many posts does it take to write the entirety of a poorly translated script of Romeo and Juliet that was then put through a uwu translator all written in the tags?