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yippie-madness · 2 months ago

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i cant do all of this

#tw bugs #and gross shit idk #i was doing my laundry and theres fucking bugs in it #i think i killed them all #im going to put them on a hot wash and hopefully that'll be enough to get rid of them #idk what they were #i need to donate some old clothes amd and i need to clean my room its fucking disgusting but i just cant #i don't have the energy #im so fucking tired and im disabled and no one fucking helps me #no one helps me they just leave me to deal with everything.#i dont have the time or energy to do my laundry #i cant clean my room #i bet there's more bugs #and i cant tell anyone theyd call me lazy #its my fault #everyone else manages this shit #I dont know what im meant to do #I dont know how im meant to do school and take care of myself #i dont know how everyone else does this #i cant do shit #i go to school and i sleep its all i can manage.#i dont know what I'm meant to do and no body listens and its not bad enough for anyone to care #my rooms a tip im not surprised there are bugs #and no one fucking helps me

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little-pondhead · 8 months ago

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Rick Astley Is Haunting You

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Someone bets Tucker he can’t hack into a hero’s patrol playlist and sneak a Rick Roll in there. He does, easily, and finds that said hero has horrible music taste.

So he sets out to hijack every hero’s music playlist he can find and rate their music tastes on a chart, sometimes adding in his own music or joke songs he thinks they’d like. It only gets back to the heroes when Tucker posts a video with his rankings. Up until then, they thought it was another hero or new villain messing with them. Not a civilian??

(Nightwing’s playlist is sixth on the list, and he’s furious about it.)

#dpxdc #pondhead blurbs #tucker just putting new music on playlists and judging superheroes #they hate it #someone pissed Danny off and Tucker hacked into their shit and played the baby shark song for three hours #i queued this #y’all ever try to take a day off and your manager straight up tells you that you can’t #because everyone ELSE is taking that day off?#anyways in other news I broke a glass because I did not have the time to recover from last week 🥂#honestly if it was the main manager working today I would have insisted that I need today off but it wasn’t #and I’m not gonna do that to the manager who was on shift because that girl gets put through enough stress #so by the time you see this assume I’m already in a coffin

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yoshizora · 3 months ago

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momomegu (again)

#my shit #momomegu #work was a shitshow today but i somehow managed to dodge all the projectiles #i had a front row seat to everyone else's misery tho

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courfee · 4 months ago

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James who is a successful author and Regulus who is an expert in some very niche field and James' newest book happens to make references to said niche field. Only James got it wrong and Regulus absolutely drags him on social media for it, founds some kind of James Potter hate club and insists the entire book is bad because what kind of author doesn't even do proper research

#Meanwhile james takes forever to even notice all of regulus' hate message there #And he is just like o.O “tf did I do?? If you had told me about what I got wrong I would have gladly gotten it corrected in the next editio #“But now I'm just going to make more references to your field and get them wrong on purpose in incresingly more ridiculous ways”#Everyone else watching the social media drama unfold and giggling about how easily these two manage to rile each other up #Cue this in things ive wanted to make into a socmed fic forever ago #but i dont know shit about niche topics regulus would enjoy and cant be bothered to do research #Hp #Marauders #Jegulus #Mine #*

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noblemalone · 2 months ago

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Todays Costco Department Manager Solas au brainrot

#My man dissociates in the walk in fruit fridge for 45 minutes #solas bought that nicotine gum just for this occasion cuz this is like the 18th time they’ve had this no smoking in the store conversation #solas is like genuinely such a good boss but everyone fuckin hates him cuz he’s always pulling shit like this #The weed is from iron bull #he gets medical cannabis for his “glaucoma”#how else do you think he lost that eye??#I have to draw this goofy dumbass shit or else I’ll get so so sad thinking about The Horrors #like I keep reading think pieces about how sad solas is and how it hurts to see his friend has grown old #and I just can’t handle it I CANT HANDLE IT #I REFUSE TO ACKNOWLEDGE #and so we have Costco department manager solas au #solas dragon age #dragon age inquisition #dragon age 2 #dragon age #fenris dragon age #DAcostco

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andaniellight · 4 days ago

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You may be cool but you'll never be as cool let alone cooler than this Sky Kid who dove into the glaring red spotlight to distract the Krill targeting another dying Sky Kid trying so hard to get away from it while rapidly losing lights, like, ever.... I can guarantee you

#WHY MUST EPIC SHIT HAPPEN WHEN I DIDN'T SCREENRECORD /WAILS WAILS WAILS/#tbf it was in Eden..... wait. did everyone collectively feel wonky enough today to go on sui--i mean martyrdom mission to Eden?#can't deny there's also a possibility it's a glitch bcs they're all faceless avatars but i saw that red crack of life then another figure #just flew towards it. and miraculously the dying sky kid survived but idk bout the other one (again: everyone was faceless avatars to me)#but i also saw the red spotlight moved from the crawling kid #it's truly a front line battlefield there i was dying as well but someone else managed to reach the kid (tho it took a while)#i survived without being rescued today hooray!!! (immediately went home once my wings recharged 2 bars lmao)#ain't dying in Eye of Eden again. once is ENOUGH.#sky: children of the light #Sky Children of The Light #scotl #Sky cotl

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potatoes-n-stuff · 5 months ago

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Absolutely nonsense thought but seeker/flight frames equivalent of cbt or humiliation play or smth where their partner threatens to insert objects into their jet engines

Yknow when they get all heated and their engines start going. Just gotta hold something up to the engine and be like ooooo I'm gonna let go and let it get sucked in and destroy your engine

#foreign object and debris crew anyone?? fod management?? hello??#sorry i saw a picture of a jet engine and went oooo i can stuff so much fod in there #posts that are incomprehensible to anyone else #anyway for literally everyone else #object sucked into engine can cause a lot of damage or even destroy the engine #BTW SORRY FOR MAINTAGGJNG THIS IS JUST FOR THE ORGANISATION ON MY BLOG #also jsut for the record i was thinking abojt misfire #cos he woukd be into stupid shit like that #also maybe pharma cos hes a freak #transformers #valveplug #tf story time #nasty thoughts #my stuff #POSTS FKR NO ONE

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spotaus · 2 months ago

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Late Night quick thing (New Age Sillies)

Bad news: That joke post about including Reset + Orchid is definitely not canon. (I legit got sad thinking about Reset being in a universe where Orchid isn't- because their stories are so so intertwined- but Nightmare 100% would NOT risk the whole twins exploding Error's soul thing.)

Good news: This means I COULD include Kane (Reset's older brother who usually dies in timelines where Reset is born) and use it to develope his character a bit more! Also! Perhaps a Blue × Dream kiddo is finally in the stars for me to design?

#new age au #really enjoying the idea of Reaper + Geno having an heir at some point (and them sending that heir over to Night's kingdom for #exposure to other places as well as to hang with his third cool knight dad who's hard at work 🙏)#Kane has little to no development besides being a perfect angel (foil to Reset's eventual turn to poor choices) so I'd love to do #to him what I do to every oc of mine. (Namely: Throw them into the Kingdom and see what they do.)#oh! and I could see Blue and Dream (beloved boys) listening to the warnings of possible complications if they try to have a lil babybones #and Dream deciding he'd take the risk and carry the growing soul #(<- though tbf this is MANY years into the future and they'd be well established knights of the realm)#i'm not evil so they *would* manage to avoid the twins curse and have a singular beautiful babybones #they'd get raised partially on the move but stay behind with Night and Error if the two had a more dangerous mission #and grow up to be an obnoxiously powerful warrior following after their dads #(but they'd probably be hesitant to follow into the footsteps of being a knight and might go on a quest with friends before choosing a #final path for themselves)#<- Most spoiled rotten kid ever. courtesy of Nightmare and Error and all their extended family <3 #oh last note. Ancha has me cracking up w/ ideas for Cross potentially meeting someone and I was beamed w/ an old ship request post I saw and #I think it'd be funny to include Lust in here somehow... (probably call him smth else as a nickname but y'know-)#like. He works in the city around the castle as some sort of... idk tailor? and he's been making things for Nightmare for years without #knowing because Ccino always was discreet about the orders and providing measurements + always tipped well so it was none of his business #but one day it's like. before a big announcement ceremony or smth and Ccino drags Cross in by the scruff because no one can get him to get #clothes that actually fit aside from armor (hc he steals the others clothes a lot and wears 1 shirt until it's threadbare)#so Ccino makes him go to Lust and Lust is able to get him fitted for sone new outfits because. well. Lust doesn't do much but he's very very #handsome and Cross is super easily flustered and shy around new people and he's awkward and aughhh.#and then he thinks about the interaction for the next month before deciding he's going to ask Ccino to go back there again.#and Lust likes dressing Cross up in new outfits (everyone thinks it's great Cross is loosening up and meeting new friends cuz Lust introduce #s him to people in town) and it takes forever for Cross to get over his worries and ask Lust out to a ride on his horse (romantic. of course #) and Lust agrees because he's charmed.#and the best part would be Cross *actually* manages to keep it a secret. like. no one finds out until one morning Killer bursts into Cross'#room to wake him for surprise training and it's Cross. the weird Dog. and- holy shit did Cross have someone over???#Cross pulls the cool ones frfr 🙏#it's just a casual thing between them with little plot relevance or drama I think. just a chill lil relationship 🙏

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electricxmayhem · 2 months ago

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when I was a teen i made up a team of teen superhero oc’s, but in 2024 i’ve found myself more drawn to the adult characters, and two of the dads fell in love

#context so you can pretend you’ve read to this point in a shit graphic novel:#murph is the team manager/in loco parentis for all the teens but he’s also paige’s actual adoptive dad since she was 9 #she reacts badly at first because she’s autistic and she’s just been presented with a pretty big change so regardless #of how she feels about her dad dating it’s still going to be a shock to begin with #reggie lives in england and visits his daughter every so often but is also close with murph #aaliyah is a little shit and accidentally copped murph having a crush on her dad long before everyone else #and would make jokes about him being in love with him (even though she didn’t actually believe it at the time she just thought reggie was #one of murph’s only friends so he was excited when he visited)#aaliyah making those jokes was actually.#‘canon’ to me for a lot longer than the idea of them actually dating 😅😅😅#myart #my ocs #dunlaocra #damien murphy #paige murphy #reggie ntini #aaliyah ntini

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professionaljester · 14 days ago

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love my bad mental health, love being suicidal all the time

#abc shut it #im tired of fighting it and trying to participate in life when it feels like i dont exist #love being lonely and then being told its due to my bad mental health so i pretend it doesnt affect me and i try and be myself #and no one likes me and i dont exist unless i remind people im a person so its kinda like #at a point where its not just suicidal ideation #its just a situation of /when/ and not if haha #ive been alive for 26 years and 20 of those have been exhausting as hell im ready to be done #exhausting and lonely and isolating im sick of it #i try and i try and my life doesnt get better or anymore worth living #and when i vent abt it i get told i need to try harder and im not trying at all and i need to stop being so depressed #its hard to not be depressed when the universe gives everyone around me a better experiences than me #i feel like im screaming that im here please pay attention #and nothing #i talk and my voice gets ignored or i get talked over #i post online to try and start conversations or make friends and i just get ignored #like do i exist at all to anyone else but myself #im trying to reach out and make friends but none of the ppl i wanna make friends with seem interested in having a conversation with me #i add all these people to discord and message them all the time #but nothing gets passed me sending them messages no one ever fucking messages me first #it feels like no one thinks about me and i dont matter #literally no one gives a fuck what i have to say #or anytime i talked im corrected on SOMETHING i say or i get a belittled in response #i cant do this shit anymore i cant #no one gives a shit about what i have to say and its really coming across that no one likes me #bc if my friends cant text me first or respond to my messages at all #why am i in the wrong feeling like im alone and have no friends when im the only one reaching out ever if i wanna have a conversation #and when i do feel like im allowed to talk i just talk and talk and talk and know the people dont give a shit abt what i have to say #i jsut feel like im here to be talked at and do things for other people and nothing more #that whenever i have an emotion its wrong and i need to bottle it up #and i dont eve get a chance to learn how to manage my emotions bc it feels like im going to get scolded or belittled for feeling things

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takeyourcyanide · 1 day ago

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asking for help always makes things worse

#I need to just accept that I’m never going to be given any understanding or actual help #I may never escape these worlds it seems it doesn’t matter how hard I try I can’t get anyone to listen to me #this feels traumatizing I feel entirely beaten and ground down into something small and helpless #I have no control at all I keep trying and trying and trying and trying and for what #I need somebody to just listen to me atp not being dismissed is better than nothing but everyone’s a curation anyway no real thoughts or #feelings but it doesn’t matter I don’t even care please just listen to me somebody listen to me I’m so confused do curations have some #autonomy I don’t think so maybe I don’t fucking know they said yes on the clock so perhaps yes so please just listen please pls pls pls pls #I can’t be traumatized I’m not human right but I’m having everything stripped from me every last ounce of control the shadow ppl have all #the control which is funny I’m fairly certain I’m one of them but they still can strip me of control I was bred for this #please somebody help me I keep begging like it’ll do anything can you at least help with the ppl and cameras in the vents #are ppl from the real world watching through them I believe so can anything be done something has to be done escape the impostors something #just something please just listening would help actual listening not dismissal you can think whatever you want about me but listen #maybe some have autonomy and some don’t ?#please understand that I’ve tried very hard I’ve tried very very hard suicidality and homicidality have dug their claws into me even further #I don’t know what else to do I’m at a loss and no one will listen to me at all I’ve tried asking offline I’ve tried asking online it doesn’t #matter what I do where I ask no one will listen even the ones who do somewhat say they don’t know what to do I’m suspicious do they really #not know what to do or are they lying that may be more an impostor thing but everyone and everything is suspicious to me uh uh uh just #listen and help please idk what to do it’s all in the mirrors and clocks and such but I need to find a way to enter the mirrors but I’m #scared what I’ll find who is looking back I’m scared what world I’ll end up in it may be their world I’ll be punished they said yes I’m #terrified can someone go in with me if I manage to find out how that’s pathetic but damn I don’t think I can anyway they’ve been crawling on #the ceilings today hahah doing some weird and wacky shit sometimes they’re a little funky and just there and other times I’m having a heart #attack no in between I know pleading with curations is likely going to be classified as annoying but for the love of god do you know what #else I am supposed to do ??? at the very least just listen to me please it is 02:14:46 how synchronous ! I can’t stop having what I think #are dreams about the mental hospital too haha they send me to dreamworlds sometimes trap me in them waking dreamworlds see I’ve been reduced #down into something tiny I’ve resorted to begging once again do I even want to beg am I lying to myself my words aren’t my own my thoughts #aren’t my own so is this not my own can’t ever speak none of it’s my own it feels unsafe especially to speak of anything that isn’t this #it isn’t safe it isn’t my own it’s not the focus idk idk idk should I ask to talk to someone again I wonder I want understanding for my #situation please listen to me the joints hurt aaaa #my life is a playyy is a playyy is a playyyyyy anyone like marina that song appeared in the head I wonder where that spider went it better #not be inside of the body ok ok ok anyone yes help wanted help needed 02:22:22

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reticent-fate · 6 months ago

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part 11/26ish

anyone remember those scales with the springs in 'em? all i ever see these days are digital scales but those things made the best noises. i think i've seen some kitchen scales that still use spring mechanisms, but it's been a while.

technology is weird.

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