#everylove

[ibrithir-was-here]

Found out on the ballots for my state you have the option to vote in ' Lucifer "Justin Case" Everylove as president...

Sounds about right for this timeline

[femmesandhoney]

also they were all drunk and sleeping, and he had the element of surprise, it was clearly solo on his part

yes i said that like literally defenseless young women and men. people overestimating how hard it is for a grown ass man who's extremely deranged to do that. everyone was like "but he asked the cops...!" like way to tell me yall should never be law or police if you're so easily duped into thinking he isn't the main and only suspect 💀 he fucking got you too you idiot.

and i didn't pay much attention to the investigation after it happened as I waited for updates like this, but apparently way too many people were tryna say the roommates were in on it? fucking freaks out here tryna pin blame on some young women who just experienced something so traumatic. i hate the world.

[citrusandbergamot]

Hi guys, actual Burner here.

I'm gonna ignore the whole millionaire plug-and-play side of this, because that's a whole lot of burner politics that I don't care to get into. And I'm ignoring the very well-articulated points about 'eat the rich', because y'all said what needed saying. I just wanted to add my own perspective on this, as a fairly poor Burner. (I cannot believe that burning man discourse has crossed onto my dash, what the fuck is this timeline.)

Poor-ish people can DEFINTELY go to Burning Man. Of course they can. They do. Most people I met out there were regular people, with regular jobs. Quite a few I met were people with irregular jobs (drifters, faire workers, performers). It's also an all ages event. I met a virgin burner in 2015 who was in her late 70s. I met some pregnant people, a few toddlers.

first time I went, I was unemployed. Actually, I went three times and I was unemployed each time! Cause my job history is full of holes! It's actually not that expensive? I mean, it is, but most burners work towards burning man all year. Do you have money travel for a week off work? Then you have money for Burning Man.

A lot of it depends on what kind of infrastructure you have access to. People spend thousands on burning man because the infrastructure (stages, sound, storage, transport) costs thousands. When I went, I went alone. I didn't know anyone or have anything. My costs my first year were approximately $2500 (I think), including the price of the plane ticket from eastern canada to cali, the bus fare from SF, buying all the camping stuff, food, and alcohol. The cost of the ticket into the event was around $170 because I applied for a low income ticket. I found a rideshare into the event and a different ride back to SF. I had no camp fees, because I chose a camp without fees (woo Stag).

The cost IS prohibitive, I get that, but MOST of the city is made up of ordinary people. The tech bros and the instagram models and the millionaires... they're tourists. They certainly don't BUILD the city. They don't contribute to it.

Ahh, I said I wasn't gonna get into that.

Well, except to say: the most Burner-type of all Burners are resto. They're the ones who build and finally tear down the city. They pick up every single bit of MOOP (matter out of place) out there. I'll eat my tutu if any resto makes more than 50k a year. The whole damn process takes MONTHS (july to oct), you guys, and the city could not exist without them. Resto is gonna be a hard one this year. Fucking tourists.

Look, burning man is supposed to be radically inclusive. In many ways, it isn't. It has become commercial in ways that I don't think it can recover from. But no one can BUY burning man. It takes thousands of people to build that city. If someone tried to buy out the event, the event would simply cease to be. No burner would go, and so, there would be no city. And people don't get paid millions to perform there? I mean, I can't say for certain that DJs don't get paid. They probably get their tickets comped and their food and travel provided. But no DJ would ask for money to play at burning man. They honestly probably put in their OWN money to get the equipment out there. Cause like, a DJ would get ostracized if they got paid big money. And Burners would find out. Burners are the pettiest gossips you've ever met. No one would go to that DJ's set. The soundcamp wouldn't get placement (look at the shitshow reaction to OT flying Infected Mushroom in for one night? Come on). Like, it'd be a shitshow. DJs get paid in vibes, my dudes. Vibes and drugs.

For what it's worth, every single Burner I know who went this year had a fantastic time. Fuck 'em.

This post I need a reminder as to why people go to Burning Man. Have some 2014 Distrikt feels.

Seeing the notes on posts about the Burning Man Debacle™ and for fucks sake I am taking the phrase 'eat the rich' away from y'all until you can CORRECTLY IDENTIFY the rich

Rich is 'arrived by way of their private jet', is 'dropped $500k on a submarine ticket', is '$500 is a rounding error'.

'$500 dollars for a nine day event they must all be rich white people' no you reactionary rotten potato that is actually an entirely reasonable price for an entirely normal person to pay for an annual event! $500 over the course of a year is approximately equivalent to one big takeout a month! Being able to afford that doesn't make you rich it makes you probably not poor! The 'rich or poor' narrative is a false dichotomy that completely excludes the fact that 'richness' or 'poorness' is a SCALE! It's not fucking categorical! You don't one day magically flip a switch and go from 'poor' to 'rich' or vice versa you see incremental changes over time! Wealth distribution is a (these days, admittedly, rather wonky) motherfucking BELL CURVE! . The fact that capitalism is driving more and more people to either extreme of said curve is just evidence of a broken system, but it doesn't change the fact that most people should have a decent amount of disposable income!

The fact that many people don't have said disposable income doesn't magically make the ones that do 'rich' it makes everyone else poor. And the people at fault for the massive and growing percentage of people living below the poverty line are not the ones managing to stay above it, it's the fault of the actually rich, the ones stealing our time and our health and our wages and our future in pursuit of a number on a screen. And the rich are the only people you're helping by hating the people struggling slightly less than you.

When it comes time to 'eat the rich' you're going to be murdering dentists and librarians and scientists while the actually rich point and laugh from a safe distance as you solve their problems for them.

[randomandofnoregard]

Living in Whitestone during C1 events must be WILD. Imagine this: The town goes to shit bc of a necromancer and her steamy vampire husband killing the nobles. Years later, two of those nobles show up again and beat the everyloving shit out of them with the help of a very… colorful cast of characters. The long lost lord (and heir) to your city regularly skips town with the aforementioned group (who turn out to be mercenaries) for extended periods of time to save the world, only to show back up to get drunk and terrorize the locals (Grog and Scanlan lol). They leave to slay some dragons, and the lord shows up DEAD like, a week later (for seemingly un-dragon related reasons) but is totally fine and back to doing meetings the next morning. Everyone knows that he’s banging at least one of the halve-elves, but no one can agree which.

[cxyotl]

does tumblr know about lucifer “justin case” everylove

[dogboygirl]

need you all to know that someone in Utah ran for president under the name Lucifer "Justin Case" Everylove

[citrous241]

With me coming back to minecraft after 5 long years and the recent mob vote dredging up what seems to be old debates, I have but a question. Why are the most hated mobs the ones people chose to vote in?

I was only around for the Phantom getting voted in, and I loved that thing. I was entirely disconnected from Internet culture at the time so I had no idea what other people thought then. But now every one hates them, despite the fact it won all those years ago meaning most people did want it in? They're annoying but you can go so long without ever seeing one by just right-clicking a bed every now and again, you don't even have to sleep.

The others are the Glow Squid, Allay and Sniffer if I'm not mistaken?

The Glow Squid is useless I have no idea why yall voted that thing in. They're also really stupid, intelligence wise I mean. Most of the ones I've seen have killed themselves almost instantly.

Allay is pretty good ig, its kinda ignored.

But people seem to hate the Sniffer. Why? Its cool, it's hard to find but it gives you unique decorations. People seem salty that it doesn't help their PVP build or instant farms. Not everything needs a mechanical purpose, it just needs a purpose in general. (Again, I hate the Glow Squid why in the everyloving fuck did you guys want that over a flower Mooshroom or a new type of Illager that has ice powers?! I love Illagers, they're my favourite class of mob, the fact more of them were added whilst I was away combined with raids is so good.)

1.20 has been more of a decorative update in general and that's seemed to have pissed people off. Why? Minecraft isn't just PvP survival, it's also a building game. Arguably it's mainly a building game. Having more options in customization in vanilla is good, there's more player expression. The Sniffer was actually the perfect mob to go along with this update, so good job guys. Now if some of you could stop being hypocrites that'll be great.

Peace ✌️

[its-sir-actually]

Merc? Hello, hi 👋🏽 erm why in the everyloving fuck are we on mediums?

[peterspinkrobe]

your take on preist miguel reminds so much of the actual book called Preist by Sierra Simone, like the whole confession situation actually happens in that book, so i wanted to ask if thats where you got your inspo from? It just seemed very similar

I haven’t read that! I’ve started looking into priest media more now that I’m writing this.

I think it’s difficult to avoid certain tropes when dealing with such a confined AU. Like every vamp AU has “the bite”, mob AUs have that conflict of watching the character beat the everyloving shit out of someone who touched “their girl” - but it being sexy as hell to be protected in such a dark world, in roommate AUs they must argue about dishes.

In priest AUs, you must unknowingly confess to the devout man of your dreams. 😏😏😏

I’ll most definitely be checking this out though 🥰

[lionews]

Very torn between

"Demand for instant gratification will render any market shambolic at best. Underage users and modern internet culture will likely never sustain a healthy digital economy" (Theres much more nuisance and complexity, I know)

Versus

"Why the everyloving fuck do you care. Stop. It. Its bad for your health. Enjoy the pixels. Dress them up. Give them silly names. Make them neon pink. You cannot technically win or lose Lioden - but if you're at a stage where the state of the economy actively distresses you and you keep playing regardless of your lack of enjoyment? Then you've lost the game"

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[hourcat]

what the everyloving FUCK. social media needs to leave lance tf alone

[theshadowrealmitself]

You know your ‘let in baby killer space whale’ post? I feel like that can also apply to voltron if you’ve ever seen that show. Like the main 5 just being like ‘oh yeah, well they looked cold.’ And coran and allura being like ‘what the everyloving fuck is wrong with you? Are you insane?!’

Ope wrong sibling for that, my lil sister used to be super into it but I could never get into it myself

Still posting this ask tho in case any of my followers enjoy the show!

[ad15124]

WHAT THE EVERYLOVING SHIT IS A GIRL SUPPOSED TO DO?!

[realsafari]

why the everyloving fuck is this my top post

my sense of humor is so fucked up because i js found a rabbithole of low quality sickly cat pictures with misspelled random captions

I CANT FUCKING STOP LAUGHING HELPME

WHY ARE THESE SO FUNNY WHY AM I LIKE THIS

[beechersnope]

who the hell is lucifer "justin case" everylove

[raimagnolia]

Who the fuck is Lucifer "Justin Case" Everylove