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rovermcfly · 3 months ago

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proud to say that I have never once in my life figured out the whodunit in any crime story I've read or watched. I just let the facts and clues wash over me, absorbing absolutely none of it. I am the audience they think of when they throw in red herrings, in case you've ever wondered "who would fall for this obvious false lead". it's me. I am the idiot viewer/reader. not once has an obviously framed clue revealed anything to me. my head is completely empty when I consume these stories.

#rover rambles #I joke a lot about how stupid hastings is #but in truth I am about as good as solving these cases as he is #possibly even worse somehow #and it's not for lack of wanting to solve them #in fact I have attempted it many times #I simply am stupid

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marypsue · 1 year ago

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Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

#your brother is a vampire. he's sitting across the table from you chatting with your mother about her day #and he's dead and he's gone and he's never coming back.#he laughs the same and he talks the same but his arm is cold when he grabs you in a headlock and your dog won't be in the same room with hi #he'll still hang around watching TV with you and give you wedgies and make stupid jokes #but you can't tell him about the bullies at school anymore because this thing with your brother's face will just find them and kill them.#and not even stupid fucking Jason deserves what the monster in your dead brother's skin would do to him.#your brother is dead and lost and right there in arm's reach and gone forever with no hope of ever getting him back.#i'm sure there are corollaries to be written about like ghosts and zombies but this is the one i'm personally hung up on recently

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chimchiri · 1 month ago

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gideon & harrow OR rd and sf as cowboys please please please

It's the cowgirl necro and her gunslinger cav! Who is so damn extra she's got three guns: one left, one right, and one in pole position! (She swears the ladies love it!)

#You just KNOW gideons makes tons of these 'is that a gun or are you just happy to see me' jokes #She holds the third gun in her mouth #looking so damn stupid but grinning like shes the coolest lmao #how are you even going to shoot girl #also: the paint has to get onto the skin somehow #hmm. lot to think about...#that was such a fun prompt dear ! I ended up enjoying this waaaaay too much <3 #gideon nav #harrowhark nonagesimus #I'm not gonna tag it griddlehark but in my mind this IS griddlehark - because this outfit would make Harrow go insane lmao #not that she'd ever let griddle take one step outside looking like that if we're talking serious #but it's a look - a look I LOVE #tlt #the locked tomb #my art #requests

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fanaticalthings · 29 days ago

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important family group chat discussions

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flagellant · 2 years ago

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yeah we might be brothers in christ but so were cain and abel so shut the fuck up before i decide to find a rock about it

#postscript;#if you try to tell me cain and abel were not brothers in christ shut up pls #i've studied theology for nearly a decade. i know more than you.#christ's harrowing of hell exists to retroactively turn all of humanity even before his existence into ''brothers'' in christ #because it is not a literal term it is an evangelist term. bc christianity in all denominations is evangelistic in nature #not being a christian is 1. a moral incorrect choice according to them and #2. not actually possible. everyone is judged as a christian everyone is fundamentally supposed to be christian #calling someone a brother in christ is just calling them christian.#so ergo according to doctrine cain and abel are in fact brothers in christ #but #and this is far more important than any of that #i was not trying to be perfectly accurate to the theological timeline of the tanakh vs torah vs old testament vs new testament vs apocrypha #i was trying to make a silly one line joke on the internet #and all you do when you try to go Well Actually They Werent is make yourself look stupid and pedantic.#so for the love of god stop it with needing to be right online im so bored and tired

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chloesimaginationthings · 5 months ago

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FNAF movie Mike thinks Michael is dumb as hell

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dirtgrubber · 7 months ago

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they’re so silly

#radioapple #alastor #lucifer #hazbin hotel #duckiedeer #my art #more drunk radioapple cause i need serotonin #couldn’t even think of a proper joke #also i can’t get a grasp on lucifers stupid hair (affectionate)

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queenoftiddies · 4 months ago

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Fuck it, I’ll do one of these things

50 notes- I’ll start posting more art

75 notes- I’ll decide what fandom I want my oc to be in

100 notes- I’ll actually post art and lore about my oc

150 notes- I’ll do the above often

200 notes- I’ll start taking more water to bed with me

250 notes- I’ll drink more water

300 notes- I’ll start eating breakfast again

350 notes - I’ll start eating lunch again

400 notes- I’ll start running again

450 notes- I’ll try to stop feeling bad about my body

550 notes - I’ll open requests for drawing fan art of the fandoms I’m in

600 Notes- I’ll open up to my parents about maybe having adhd or add

700 notes- I’ll tell my parents about how I was rlly depressed last year (+ Had a bunch of panic attacks)

800 notes- I’ll thank my friends for being the reason I’m still here

900 notes- I’ll try save money from my babysitting job

1000 notes- I’ll draw whatever the first comment is

1100 notes- idk.. I’ll out myself on the most traumatizing fanfic I’ve ever read

1200 notes- I’ll do a Q&A

1500 notes- I’ll try to do character designs from Epic the Musical

2500 notes- I’ll keep my school bag neat this year

3500 notes- I won’t just leave school papers around

4500- I’ll start saving my money for a tablet

6000- I’ll start writing Jason Todd x reader (and other characters from fandoms I’m in, Jason Todd was just the most popular) oneshots/ blurbs again

NO MORE SPAMMING IN NOTES

SPAMMERS WILL BE DELETED IF I SEE THEM AGAIN

#this isn’t even a joke #I’m prob not gonna even get to fifty #(blank) notes and I’ll #i know this is stupid #shitpost

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the-midnight-sugar1 · 1 year ago

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I don’t think he hears genuine laughter very often

#I love the idea that pomni laughs at one of his jokes #like a really stupid pun #and he wasn’t expecting her to laugh cause no one does #not even kaufmo could get laughs and HES A CLOWN #And he’s just mesmerized #when was the last time he heard someone laugh? like REALLY laugh?#idk but I think he’d want to hear her laugh again #tadc showtime #showtime ship #caine x pomni #showtime tadc #pomni x caine

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moog-enthusiast · 1 year ago

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i lost my tablet pen and drew this on ms paint with my mouse my wrist is in agony holy fuck

#homestuck #bro strider #dave strider #strider bros #dirk strider #even the fake youtube thumbnail was edited by me jesus christ why did i do that #this joke is really stupid but #shitty humor is still fun humor #ms paint #ms paint adventures #hell yeah #a little bit pissed my adhd picked homestuck of all things to fixate on but like #if it makes content it makes content what can i say

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p0th · 3 months ago

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lupins-hehim-pussy · 6 months ago

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he giggles

#wriothesley #neuvillette #wriolette #neuvithesley #genshin impact #he goes aheeheehooheehoohee #i think once neuvillette figures out how to make him laugh. he'd do it all day. and the formula is simple too he just gotta say something #really stupid. and absurd. in his usual super serious iudex voice #and wriothesley is in stitches. it's so easy. he just gotta say 'yippee' and profit. 'slay queen' and wriothesley is incapacitated #also. imagine he's ticklish. but i dont think Neuv would tickle him intentionally I think he's like. 'i heard tickling gets violent fast'#'i will not resort to that to summon moethesley'#he doesn't want to Hurt Him he just wants to see him smile and laugh and be all pink in the face. but I do think he accidentally #sets him off all the time. with kisses (neck/ears) or just like grabbing his waist and suddenly wriothesley violently Wriggles yknow.#the tickled reaction. wriothesley laments the destruction of his scary big dog image every day #but. neuvillette would only make jokes at home anyway. and to be clear it's the simple fact that neuvillette is trying to Be Funny .#that's really funny to wriothesley. or just like his awkwardness. back before he figures out he can Intentionally make wriothesley laugh #he'd bewitch him with his his gap moeism #the layers to it. Wriothesley gets embarrassed later on when he catches on because he Knows Neuvillette likes seeing him all tickled.#and flustered. and that's like so mortifying bro what do you mean you're happy just seeing me being moe #and he's embarrassed because he should not be falling for it every single time. it should not be this funny #the nerves just makes him laugh even harder. and the whole time neuvillette is just sitting there. silently delighted. waiting for the #perfect comedic timing. so he can drop a 'cowabunga!' with the exclaimation mark and all. wriothesley can't even catch his damn breathe #art #my art

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arrietty-rune · 2 months ago

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The Knights episode but it's an alternate ending

#tw f word #tw slur #even as i joke yea its better to add these tags #tawog #the amazing world of gumball #gumball watterson #tobias wilson #penny fitzgerald #shitpost art #hmmm i should remember my stupid brain to tag every tw #gumbias

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084392 · 9 months ago

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🫘🫘🫘.

#pokemon sm #pokemon sun and moon #rival hau #rival gladion #my art #SORRY BUT I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO STOP MAKING THIS STUPID JOKE. EVEN IF I WANTED TO...........#edited mohns bulbapedia page in the caption bc i remembred some people genuinely dont know....

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98chao · 2 months ago

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i found this in the games files, can anyone tell me who this is ?????

🙅🙅 PLEASE DO NOT USE MY DESIGNS WITHOUT PERMISSION 🙅🙅

#joke caption i made this #i was gonna make like an actual rig but Um .Im not smart #this stupid cookie has led me to places i wouldnt even go with a gun #cookie run #cookie run kingdom #crk #shadow milk cookie #blueberry milk cookie #my art #gif #animation #adobe animate #2024 #i just noticed a big error in this but man i dont feel like going back to fix it wtv

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scrimtas · 7 months ago

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the most fucked up fanart i ever did and I definitely DON'T respect myself for this one, but this shit is so harrier-core it's insane

redraw of this uhm pic

#cw dumb sex joke i guess #its sfw actually just Stupid #art #fanart #meme #redraw #disco elysium #de #harrier du bois #kim kitsuragi #cuno #cuno de ruyter #harrykim #i guess it counts as one??#even tho its more of a shitpost than a ship art #sketch #digital art

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