#equally no rizz.

[rambunctioustoons]

romantic! 🩵💜

[llamagoddessofficial]

Can we get some Horror fae headcannons? I'm twiddling my thumbs and waiting for the big boyo to appear while I lose myself in your fae realms

Goodness, do try not to get lost. Though if you do get lost, he's certainly the one for you.

Quite similar to his non-fae self, really. Quiet, large, wild, bloodthirsty when required but completely unafraid to show his soft side to those he loves.

He does have a bit of a... 'reputation', in both realms. A reputation for being a frightening beast that you do not want to encounter out in the wastes.

Apparently, he did something unspeakable in Summer - banished from that court, he found himself immediately warmly welcomed into Nightmare's fray. He was one of the first of the Winter court.

He and Nightmare aren't exactly "friends", in the way Nightmare and Killer almost seem to be. But there's a certain degree of trust between Horror and Nightmare that just isn't there with anyone else. A level of mutual, unspoken understanding. They rarely talk to one another, but somehow, they seem to know each other very well.

(There seems to be some truth to the Summer rumours, given his absolute visceral hatred of even the word.)

Living in Nightmare's court means Horror has ample food. People are still scared of him, though.

Big fuzzy guy!! His wings are the biggest and softest out of anyone's; cuddling him will be like hiding in the thickest blanket imaginable. If you sit on his lap, you can pull his wings over you and fall asleep snuggled up like that. Rest assured, if you do that, you will never meet a happier skeleton.

Tricking you simply does not cross his mind. He's too slow with words for that kind of nonsense. If he wants to keep you forever, why does he need to steal your name? He'll just bake you the best pie you've ever had, that'll do it.

Or chase you down when you run. That works too.

Not good at telling you he likes you. He can show love just fine - gestures of devotion are part and parcel of who he is. But when it comes to the talking side of romance? An absolute wreck.

Killer helps. "hey, my buddy over there thinks you're cute," [points to the enormous shaking & sweating anxious monster who's unsuccessfully trying to hide behind a candelabra]

He tends to disappear for several days in a row, to go on long treks through the snow. They clear his mind. He probably knows the realm better than anyone alive. He would really like it if you came with, making you the first person to ever be invited along, but he doesn't mind if you don't want to go. He doesn't expect everyone to be interested in multi-day snow hikes.

(You could sit on his shoulders the whole way, though. In case that changes your mind. He'd also show you untouched natural wonders beyond comprehension. And he packs snacks)

His love language is bringing food back for you from his 'trips'. Baked salmon from the ice rivers, steaks of venison from the winter forests, slow-cooked rabbit from the plains, and on rare occasions bear stew from the mountains. If you're vegetarian it'd be good to tell him immediately because this will become a pattern.

He also likes making furs into clothes for you. For someone who struggles with shaking hands, he's surprisingly good with a needle and thread.

You'll never be cold, when he's around. And you'll never sleep alone.

[alienwlw]

You really wanna see him right? Alright, I'm gonna keep you trapped here with me forever.

[peachcat14]

they call me the seven whisperer

[clownsuu]

The ask about your human!Home's sexuality has got me wondering. What are Dr. Stoneface's and Robbie's sexualities? That is if you don't mind me asking?

O shid! Guess I can quickly answer this!

Robbie is pan (he/him) while Dr stone is Aro/ace, agender, and ??? (probably pan) (with he/they pronounce)

Robbie gender: "I'm he, not him, cause I'll never be him"

Dr stone's gender: "I'm a male. I'm a man. I'm a he. I don't get into that... Mentally ill stuff" (hes lying)

-memes my partner and I were quoting on vc while writing this

[harmoniouseclipse]

Me and my freaking ship charts for my freaky mind

[newvision]

My hair is really long and I get lots of compliments on it which is nice but I want to get a pixie cut really bad. I know people’s opinions don’t dictate who I am and I want to look more androgynous but I’m also aware people will find me less attractive which isn’t the worst thing in the world but I find dating so hard already even without being insecure about my appearance and also what if I miss twirling it around my fingers????

[mulders-too-large-shirt]

my favorite mulder moments from s1

that time he was straight up reading a porn magazine in his office because it mentioned some alien stuff and he needed to Research (a million bonus points for scully's reaction)

when in episode 6, he knocked at a suspect's door, asked if they could come in, and then barged in without waiting for an answer (it was at this moment i knew i was gonna be down bad for this man)

giving a random guy off the street his hotel key in episode 5 so he can do a stakeout from the road, which leads him to getting arrested

every single time he guides scully into the room with a hand on her back... i could not even begin to list all of these times because it's at LEAST once an episode

when he gets ripped apart by the jersey devil but still speaks about how beautiful she is and tries to protect her

(and when he tries to protect the alien hybrid guy in the s1 finale as well, but both times he fails to do so)

when he runs into his old friend in episode 16 and greets him by singing his name

seeing him beg on his knees in a church, praying for his sister's return

"scully! it's potato" <- god tier. to me.

bringing a picture of his sister to the hotel on their trip to tennessee in episode 18

when he knelt down and opened the dead guy's mouth in episode 19 knowing there would be fangs in there and then did not elaborate

when he clarifies that he isn't lying, but "willfully participating in a campaign of misinformation"

"only one man's successfully faked his death... (in a god-awful southern drawl) elvis" proclaimed in such a matter-of-fact tone

when he finds his alien-obsessed stalker having a seizure in episode 10 and carefully tucks him back into bed

(and then we see he took alien guy’s hat as a souvenir, which he leaves hanging in his office, after he passed away. no it’s fine i’m fine!!!)

when he remembers the agent he lost during his first case in episode 16, storms out of the building in grief, and goes to watch the dead agent's son play football

when he gets very angry at deep throat for being willing to conduct some corrupt bargaining with the government (despite. y'know. all the other horrible things the FBI has done. his morals were outraged here)

when he finally takes the shot at the guy who vowed to kill him (big character development here! who cheered! while also mourning the damage to his optimism!)

and in a similar vein, when he faced his fear of fire in episode 12 to go rescue the kids in the burning building <3

when he and scully arrive in tennessee to do some alien sleuthing and he busts out a ton of little gadgets

every single time this insufferable man fell asleep on his couch

him ripping his entire apartment apart at around 3 am on a mission to find tracking devices

that time he just really wanted to go see the liberty bell at the end of episode 6

the guilt in his voice when he sees scully in a hospital bed at the end of episode 20, and he says "i told her it was going to be a nice trip to the forest" ... pain.

when he defends openly proclaiming eugene tooms to be a lizard monster in court, no matter how wild it makes him look, because “I don’t care how it sounds as long as it’s the truth” (ah truth motif, my beloved)

also, jumpscaring tooms with the tale of his lost elkhound with whom he hunts moose

[sol-consort]

ik I'm supposed to hate director Tann but he is so

[rikardtoenterprise]

I swear its just something about this ^ sexy bald man jean luc picard that attracts a very specific type of woman:

1. MILF

2. Strong, smart and powerful

Allow me to illustrate with examples (up til mid season 4)

Of course, starting with the OG MILF, Lwaxana Troi

Then the obvious choice, girlboss Beverly Crusher

Picard's shrewd and sexy summer fling, Vash

Brilliant, witty conwoman, Ardra

Honorable mention: the man, the myth, the legend, Q

[h0neyfreak]

Hello????

[willpowers]

sometime a man got rizz and autism

rizzim off the fucking charts

im insane

[bakawitch]

About to reboot my yugioh sims world after a year and a half and add wicked whims to see what happens lol

[anachronistic-falsehood]

i hope that when they design tristamp midvalley they go all out with him. there are two different versions of potential tristamp midvalley in my head and idk which i would want more. option 1: make him the sleaziest looking motherfucker on no man's land. give him a pink suit. black shirt unbuttoned halfway down his chest. gold chains and big rings. 98's slicked back hair. gold tooth too. fuck it!!!! make him look like someone who would flirt with you at a bar by saying you have a fat ass and then offer to buy you a drink!!! option number 2 is give him his white suit from trimax with the pink shirt from 98 and make him look like the fanciest bitch ever. like someone who would complain if he got the tiniest water stain on his shirt. he and elendira could bond over fashion. he looks perfect no matter what. he gets a manicure like every two weeks. i want him to have the same personality either way like i'm talking purely about the LOOKS here people THE CHARACTER DESIGN. OKAY. he can be equally as cringefail no matter what he looks like i just want him to look COOL

[ask-the-maiden]

(well yknow im a patient player!!! i dont just go for marriage straight up cuz i want to bond with my wives!!!!! these fakers smh/j)

well, you might not see yourself as cute, but i sure do!!! i think you would look specially good without that mask of yours so i can see your pretty face (with not afraid of dying cuz i already flirted with god rizz)

Mitsuzo seems to pause for a moment, their hand reaching over to fiddle with their mask. Thank the Gods they had kept it on, but your words seem to have them contemplate on it.

...

...

“I... Am not sure if you would like to see what I look behind this mask. Many people had told me that I shan't take it off— after all, those who do are considered sinful in the eyes of Gods.”

They did pause before continuing, “That, and don't you think you're quite forward? Not that I mind, I suppose. I've never dealt with... Courting.”

[electryone-moon]

On this note:

I like to imagine Snape having to teach a birth control potion as part of the third year potions curriculum. Under threat from Madam Pomfrey, of course. And the absolute, all encompassing disdain with which he approaches this particular lesson.

“Your homework will be one paragraph on the rationale behind the use of Atlantean Silphium in this potion, and a three foot essay on the dangers of reproduction. Due tomorrow.”

“But Sir-”

“That’ll be a five foot essay for you, Potter.”

“Any student caught loitering in the vicinity of a broom cupboard will be serving detention with me for a year. Is that understood?”

*sullen nods from every single teenager in the room*

“Class dismissed”

*A class full of thoroughly humiliated 13 year old falling over themselves in their hurry to exit the room*

Reg: I'd hate to be straight, imagine all the pregnancy scares

James:

Remus:

Sirius:

Marls:

Lily:

Barty:

Evan:

Pandora:

James: my love, you're trans-

Reg:

Reg: we are never having sex again

Sirius cheers in the distance