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"So, handling your archnemesis," Danny starts. The room falls quiet, heads slowly turning to look at the man as he writes the words on the chalkboard. When finished, the characters somehow both messy and neat at once, Danny places the chalk back down and claps his hands.
"I typically call them fruitloops. Often they're in a better position than you are- older, richer, more powerful. They may have some sort of status that protects them when facing the public."
Tim wondered where Dick was right now, and if he was laughing. His brain was lagging like a computer as he tried to process what Danny was saying, and how seriously a few of his fellow teen vigilantes were taking this.
"Some of their more common tactics are-" the chalk was picked back up, and Danny writes as he speaks.
"Manipulation, isolation, conditioning, and empathy."
MICE.
Tim stares at the board, and quietly slips put his phone.
-What have I done to deserve this.
Enjoy your lessons Tim-
His head thumps against the desk. Conner leans over, gives him a pat on the shoulder but returns to taking notes as Danny goes on to explain the conditioning tactic.
#small bit#i genuinely have been imagining bits where danny comes in as a classroom setting and just has a bunch of teen vigilantes and heroes#he records his lessons and offers them out so that if any other teen heroes not jl affiliated want some advice they can access it#danny phantom#dc comics#tim drake#dick grayson#fic idea#gonna call this vigilante tutor danny au#vigilante tutor danny au#danny fenton#dpxdc#in this au danny works more with JLD as a human and as an adviser to JL in general#but he actually likes focusing on his college degrees and learning magic on the side#he doesnt crack out his ghost form unless for emergencies or handling things in the Realms#none of the batfamily believed Dick when he said Danny was gonna have valuable advice for teen heroes#tim listens and realizes how much of this applies to him specifically#this sort of ties into the post i made about dc timelines with dp#roommates danny fenton and dick grayson
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FREE RICE - Official UN World Food Program free nonprofit game that Feeds those in Need!! https://freerice.com/
What does it do?
You play simple trivia games in-browser, and for every correct answer you will help raise "rice" (meaning money to go into emergency relief such as rice and other foods) to help feed those most in need.
Freerice officially works with the United Nations World Food Program (see: https://unric.org/en/freerice/ ), which serves, as of writing:
State of Palestine
Afghanistan
Ethiopia
Ukraine
Sudan
Yemen
See more listed here: https://www.wfp.org/emergencies, as linked from Freerice
How does it work?
Private sponsors now match the rice grains earned in the game. Every question you answer correctly earns 10 grains of rice, triggering a financial payment to WFP. The donations generated through Freerice help support WFP's work in emergencies around the world. (source: https://freerice.com/frequently-asked-questions )
100% of all funds generated via Freerice go to the World Food Programme. Freerice does not earn or keep any money it raises.(source: https://freerice.com/about-us)
Important Notes!
If nothing shows up when you hit "PLAY GAME," try enabling cookies to reveal the site shown above
Making an account is OPTIONAL, not having one does not lessen your impact
Can be used towards virtual community service (download a certificate to fill out yourself)
Freerice has no time limit and perfect for using in conjunction with arab.org, a single click website for various good causes
#my school teacher introduced this to our class almost a decade ago. anyone who finished work early would play this#he used it as pre-lesson warm ups too#i know it doesn't target just one specific emergency but it all goes into a pot that then serves the places of greatest need#free palestine#free gaza#palestine#congo#afghanistan#yemen#ukraine#ethiopia#somalia#nigeria#kenya#haiti#myanmar#sudan#sahel#syria
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LAST NIGHT IN SOHO (2021) dir. Edgar Wright
#last night in soho#last night in soho 2021#anya taylor joy#movieedit#filmedit#filmreel#cinemapix#tuserdana#usertj#tusercourtney#userrobin#filmgifs#filmtvdaily#usergif#fyeahmovies#userladiesofcinema#femalegifsource#gifs*#eye strain#flashing#as sapphic as this movie is on the surface the underlying message screams about self-love and feels like a lesson#a ghost story with an alive girl + the concept that from a broken spirit emerged a haunting is SO fucking good#I am clearly still obsessed with this movie but man is this jackieshauna coded af
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Melotober - Day 3 - Potion
The ingredients matter, or it won't heal at all. But the magic and intent of the crafter can make them better. (aka I wish you could take lessons from villagers in later games in place of the dang skill bread)
#Melotober#I really just wanted to draw Lara for this even if another idea was aesthetically stronger#Rune Factory#RF#Rune Factory 1#RF1#Margot's RF Art#Rune Factory Raguna#RF Raguna#Rune Factory Lara#RF Lara#My other idea was that I have a HC where potions can be drank OR thrown- in case of emergency literally break the glass#but maybe aerosol usage isn't as efficient so drinking or a healing spell is still better#BUT a good emergency use#but again I wanted Lara so I drew calmer idea with Lara instead#also seriously. Let us increase skills via some lesson or event with a villager- maybe 10 or 15 at a rare time.#Let us get recipes from that too#NOT DANG BREAD#Luckily Raguna didn't have to ever deal with that nonsense#also hello the world interrupted my sleep SO bad on the 2nd so I am already off balance#queue time set from 2pm to 4pm because I will be low on sleep until next Tuesday. RIP me
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kremy 'assigned elderly citizen by the witchlight carnival' lecroux
#he's having the midlife crisis of all time at the club/drag show/pixie wedding/ring toss... protect him#kremy lecroux#once upon a witchlight#legends of avantris#gideon lost his teenage years and kremy seems to have been running for all his adult life and it's allll catching up to him now#all of those years between him and the stuff he doesn't want to face melting away and flooding mercilessly into the now#there's so much going on about Time under the surface here I feel (very fitting for dealing with both the fae and the carnival)#cintematic parallels tm#you can run from (or towards I suppose) yourself for only so long at some point you have to turn around and be honest#and it might involve some bacon grease and light humiliation. truly a lesson for life#(nina simone's sinnerman as a kremy song?? maybe? I think I like that)#the patterns emerging in the curses are really funny overall honestly#gricko is assigned bishonen and Gender Stuff by the carnival and frost... the universe would like him to have only one leg pls
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Forever trying to balance the fact that people often do not pick up that I'm being hyperbolic to be silly and also the fact that I hate explaining that I'm joking when I say smth because then it's less funny !!
#todays hyperbole is “i have resin poisoning” which isn't actually false but the word poisining is a stretch#its fucked me up a lil and yes i did have to call the non emergency line but ive been slowly getting over the evening#i have learnt my lesson i will now continue to use caution and wear the correct ppe#oh also i fucking hate the non emergency line#called them about potential damage from resin fumes and after#all that being explained they referred me to the emergency mental health service#i think thats just insulting#like its funny but im really mad about it too lol
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i know kit has like actual folders with her in penultimate peril but i think when she was younger she used whatever book she was reading at the time as a filing system/a folder/a purse. she'd bring it with her everywhere so she could read it, and she'd never forget it anywhere, so of course she'd put important things she needed in it. money and notes and recent assignments and letters from her siblings and reminders she's written to herself and a pen clipped on the cover
beatrice meanwhile is a Big Purse person but it also has No Necessities and isn't even necessarily always Big, it is just Jammed with things. multiple books, pairs of stockings, scripts, a bottle opener, the pocket dictionary, six pens because she keeps stealing them from people, a pocket knife, pretzels she forgot about that went stale that she WILL try and eat later regardless, maybe even a pair of shoes. emergency heels
bertrand has the Seemingly Bottomless Inside Jacket Pockets where he does carry The Necessities. always some sort of snack. that is not stale. definitely some candy too, though
#lulu talks about the sad lemon man#1) i used to use my sketchbooks in school as a filing system.#2) i once found stale pretzels in my bag and was so desperate i ate them. it was very sad.#3) i am also however the necessities person.#friend watching me pull snacks and water out of my purse: okay i'm taking survival lessons from you.#me: you gotta be prepared.#4) i never brought emergency heels with me but don't think i didn't try and figure out the logistics of how i'd do it
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#posted videos of my exam on ig and my cousin who kept saying i can't become an actress because it's impossible to emerge#texted me to say he changed his mind#and just how i graduated out of spite bc of my father I'm gonna act out of spite bc of my cousin#lesson is if you can't find motivation you can absolutely use pettiness
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Johnny bubblegum flaunter Gage
#emergency!#s04e13#johnny gage#randolph mantooth#chet kelly#tim donnelly#roy desoto#kevin tighe#station 51#i have many favorite scenes with this show and this is one of them ; )#just makes me laugh every time i see it#chet's literal anger and disappointment that he can't have any gum...#johnny being annoyed with chet for saying he's 'flaunting' the gum in front them...#chet double-checking with roy on the bubblegum count because he doesn't believe johnny...#roy not giving a hoot about the gum and just sitting there nonchalantly during the whole ordeal...#it's nothing he hasn't witnessed before with those two 😜#anyway let this be a lesson to all of us#if you have bubblegum don't go flaunting it around#you either share that stuff or keep it to yourself 😉#nothing to it when you know what you're queueing
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I know it's been a few years since I've run my own dog training business instead of working for someone else for exploitation wages and that previously I was working in the rural south where prices are a bit different in general, but out of curiosity I decided to look at some dog training services in my area in upstate NY today and got hit with sticker shock ngl.
Most places don't post their prices so I could only compare a few (which... I sort of get since they want to avoid competition doing what I'm doing right now lol but as someone who has run a dog training business and had business marketing included in my education it's something I see as an... *interesting* choice, because most clients want to know price up front without having to contact you and wait for a response because they probably already have a budget in mind and just want to be able to quickly see if you fit into it or not, which means not having prices posted will make some potential clients immediately look elsewhere and if you don't even have some sort of price range for services posted somewhere then most of your calls and emails will just be people asking for pricing and a majority of those calls and emails will not lead to services purchased so it ends up wasting a lot of unpaid time on office work BUT THATS AN UNRELATED TOPIC, I DIGRESS) but WOWZA the ones that did have prices posted really made me realize I do NOT live in a low cost of living place anymore.
One of the popular places here that I looked at charges $150+ for ONE training session with one of their APPRENTICE trainers. It's double that price to train with one of their more experienced dog trainers for just one session.
I looked back at some of the trainers I was competing with back in FL and NC to compare as well as the dog training school I went to just to check and see if prices were getting that high in other rural areas, and nope. Most places $300 would still get you at least three - maybe up to six - private lessons spread out over three (or six, or whatever) weeks, which is the pricing range I'm used to seeing dog trainers in the rural south suffer with because of places like Petsmart setting the pricing bar so low.
I'm pretty sure I have more formal dog training education and certification than most of the employees at this place too since even their main "behaviorist" (not a protected title in the USA so anyone can call themselves that) has no certifications listed at all that I can find, so... I guess now that I live here if I ever start training again I'm going to have to rethink my pricing lol even if I don't charge those kinds of prices I clearly still need to bump them up in this area from what I used to charge in order to be competitive with these other training businesses.
#pricing too low compared to competition is a business killer btw#another think i learned in my marketing classes#most people buying dog training are wealthier#not necessarily rich but... not poor#and although id love to offer sliding scale for low income clients if i ever do training on my own again#your normal prices being too low WILL turn away those clients who are higher income#cuz EVEN IF IT'S NOT ACTUALLY TRUE higher class members of our society have a subconscious idea that price often = quality for services#I KNOW I KNOW I did not believe this either straight out of school and underpriced my services still anyway despite being taught that#because it did not make sense to my poor person brain to assume that wealthier people think like that#but i learned very quickly after having a couple of wealthier people literally LAUGH at my pricing#or make weird faces and say “that's it?'#the first dude who laughed at my pricing actually gave me a tip that doubled my price for his services every time i worked for him#and another regular of mine often left me envelopes of cash because she said she felt bad that i was charging so little#and that it actually made her second guess hiring me at first#SO JUST TAKE THE ADVICE AND CHARGE WHAT IS COMPETITIVE IN YOUR AREA AT LEAST INSTEAD OF TRYING TO UNDERCUT COMPETITION#or compete with the big chains DEAR GOD DO NOT TRY TO COMPETE WITH THE BIG TRAINING CHAINS PRICE WISE FOR YOUR OWN MENTAL HEALTH#you will burn yourself out and make yourself hate dog training if you try to compete at their exploitation prices#at the least price around what other people who are NOT working for chains in the area do#and ideally price what you think would make you feel like your time and labor is being adequately compensated#which means enough to afford to live and afford to pay for things like health insurance as an independent contractor#and have enough left over for some QOL stuff and to put some into savings for emergencies or slow periods for your work#a lot of people working with animals ridiculously undercharge and then end up screwing themselves over mentallt and physically#anyway this post and the tags are long enough and i could rant about pricing and fair wages forever so im done now lol#just reeling a little at the idea of charging $300 for a single dog training lesson and that PEOPLE HERE ARE PAYING THAT#THAT PLACE IS POPULAR AND SUCCESSFUL#they do not pay their trainers that much though lmfao they make only like $6 over minimum wage OF COURSE#which I know because I got into this pricing deep dive after seeing multiple of their job listings because they're hiring right now#i hate business owners that do pricing vs employee pay so differently like that they are honest to god EVIL that is exploitation
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Hey guys, would've never dreamed that this would be my face reveal (or name, for the matter), but due to my family cutting me off of rent support for the month of August, I'll have no money for rent, and therefore won't be able to write porn for you all</33
Basically, I graduated from my master's degree in June and had no savings due to relying solely on student loans, and my one family member who could help me with rent is expecting me to get a job in less than a month, which is not only incredibly difficult but due to onboarding and payroll I wouldn't have rent money for August even if I started a job literally today. I'm still waiting on a funding decision for one PhD which is due to come in August, and I'm applying to jobs everyday. Your help would be greatly appreciated, and even if you can't help, sharing would be awesome!! Thank you<33
GOAL: 0 / $1,750
#i have no clue how to tag this#gofundme#please rb!#emergency#signal boost#honestly idgaf if you guys know my name yall wont do anything bad with it and academics wont find it here via a link anyway#lessons of the hand and the mouth
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fun little headcanon I have is that after like the second abduction Julian asked Kira to train him on how to fight
#star trek: ds9#julian bashir#kira nerys#like im sure he has some combat training just by virtue of being Starfleet#but clearly. he needs something more#and I think he'd ask Kira because shes the fighter thats closest to his size#compared to say Worf#and he knows he'll learn more from her than he would one of the Starfleet security officers#Kira's been fighting since she was a child she'll show him how to throw someone twice his size over his shoulder#which she demonstrates by easily throwing him across the room#its great for both of them#its nice bonding time and also it lets them both let off some steam#but also sometimes its very funny#the first time they properly sparred Kira accidentally broke Julian's nose#and it was a complete accident she threw an elbow and he moved in a way she wasn't expecting and CRACK#Julian thought it was funny meanwhile she wanted to sink into the floor and never emerge#the first time Julian manages to flip Kira he's ECSTATIC#Kira proceeds to sweep his legs out from under him and goes 'thats a lesson in humility' while he's groaning in pain#theyre on my brain rn because I am writing them#I love them and their dynamic that exists in my head
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Switched internet companies recently, to a fiber service instead. Got rid of Comcast, yay me.
I knew that the connection was in my bedroom closet, but I had everything put away in tidy so I wasn't too worried.
The person came in, rattled around in there for 20 minutes, and took off.
I just now, two days later, opened my closet to get my jammies. And realize that maybe I should have been a little more careful with where I put things before I let a stranger into my closet.
I mean, it's not illegal. and it's actually filled with first aid supplies, but they wouldn't know that.
And if they looked too carefully, they'd probably seen the gas mask in the crate underneath it.
But seriously where am I supposed to put my emergency stuff, besides right there in the closet where I can grab it if I need it.
I keep telling myself, I'm sure they've seen way worse. But still.
#emergency supplies#lesson learned#try to pretend I'm a stranger when I feel like I'm done cleaning the house#I'm all worried about making the bed#I guess while I'm at it I can say fuck Comcast
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"i keep having panic attacks out of nowhere" "i feel like i'm dissociating and nothing feels real and i can't figure out why" "having a psyche collapse for absolutely no reason" bitch it's because you keep taking edibles before bed
#last weekend a major part of it was the emergency vet visit for iris#but now there's really no other excuse besides the fact that this is a lesson i have to keep learning
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my girl rlly asked me to write her a recommendation letter the day before its due i asked her for her personal statement so I could write it in a more personal way and homegirl sent me a statement that said 'i have no passion for anything but college is my opportunity to be passionate' 😭😭💀
#god bless man i hope she can still get in to a college#...#icb there are people out there who submit things without obsessively googling and comparing what they wrote with what others wrote#and running it thru 5 different spellchecks because of worry about making a silly mistake#its a lesson for me#💭.txt#trying to fight my eldest daughter energy of blaming myself for this because I didn't teach them this year#but bro i had 2 huge family emergencies I am allowed a break honestly#teaching struggles
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driving lesson number 2/5 wish me luck !!!!!!
#i cant believe i only have 5 lessons total before my driving test 🥴🥴🥴 christ !!!!!#i have to get really good at driving in under a month cause my test is on the 16th#ok to be fair im actually pretty good so far at least in my own neighbourhood#im a lot less terrified#my two main goals are: be able to drive bf to the hospital in an emergency (im p sure im at that point now)#and in the future be able to drive him to his back surgery (which if anyones still following along there is gonna be another 3-ish months 🙃
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