#em wwhy

[2leggedshark]

I'm gogna fukicng cry...

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

ERIDAN: wwhats wwith these homies dissin my girl

FEFERI: Don't call me t)(at, please.

ERIDAN: wwhy do they gotta front

FEFERI: Nobody is dissing me, -Eridan.

ERIDAN: wwhat did wwe ever do to these guys that made em so violent

FEFERI: Because you're a genotidal maniac. 38(

ERIDAN: fuck off

[poorlydrawneridan]

........do trolls feel. pleasure. from their horns being touched

CA: .

CA: WWWWHAT

CA: WWHY WWOULD Y-

CA: OK.

CA: im assumin you havve at least enough knowwlege a basic fuckin biology to understand this chart despite askin that godawwful question

CA: as you can see

CA: a good fuckin part a horns are just keratin no nervves no nothin you cant evven feel em let alone get off on em bein touched

CA: an evven the part that does have nervves an shit is underneath all that bullshit so you can barely feel anythin under the top layer the only part you can really feel is near to the base an it certainly aint fuckin pleasuring to get poked in the horn

CA: howw wwould anyone fuckin

CA: you thought

CA: and sol

CA: eughh im out

[serfuzzypushover]

im wwaitin on a train and wwhy do they make the rocks in the tracks sooooo cozy looking i wwanna jump dowwn and just lay on em but i cant bc its "dangerous" and "ill die" this is so messed up

[eviler-slenderman]

Lets get em boys.

*throws you in comically large tub*

WWHY

[lilybugarini]

Wait no come back–

@ofhauntings

[magnatherium]

THEYRE CUTE I CANT HELP MYSELF

for @theluckybell n @nohaijiachi

[dipperthedestructor]

okay but fr

[thewertsearch]

CC: If you're as sickened by t)(em as you say, w)(y do you spend so muc)( time on land? CC: You can't )(ave t)(e sort of affinity for "our kind" t)(at you profess if you've only spent, w)(at... CC: A few days underwater, maybe? IN YOUR W)(OL-E LIF-E!

Eridan is the first troll we’ve seen to have a mobile hive, albeit one in dire need of repair. I assumed he had a more permanent home underwater, though.

What’s keeping him on the surface? Do we have another mutant on our hands - a sea-dweller who can’t survive in the sea? 

CC: If t)(ey are beneat)( you t)(en t)(ey )(ave to die too. CC: And I know you like talking to some of t)(em. You say you )(ate t)(em but I t)(ink you are pretending! CA: history is full of cases wwhere conquerers consort wwith members of the enemy in a mannerly wway before wwipin them out CA: evven goin as far as growwin fond a some

Eridan hasn’t addressed the realities of what he’s trying to do - and I’m increasingly confident that he’s not actually trying to do it. Most of the other trolls are constantly performing, so why would he be any different? 

His intro seems to confirm his violent intentions, but I think the wording is misleading. Sure, he swears that he’ll kill all land dwellers, but it’s not stated that he intends to do so. He’s looking for a doomsday device, but we don’t know if he plans to use it. 

My main theory is still that he’s moirail fishing - and if he’s not, I don’t know what his angle is. 

CA: i dont knoww wwhy she ignores me i guess shes just bored wwith me CA: wwe had it all set up for her to givve me this thing tonight that probably doesnt evven wwork but yeah maybe that wwasnt the point CA: i mean you think wwe havve a pretty good rivvalry goin right CA: or at least had CA: it wwas pretty fuckin bitter and contentious for a wwhile there and there wwas some good chemistry i dont knoww wwhat happened

Sounds like Eridan and Vriska were courting each other for a black romance, but Vriska lost interest, setting her sights on Tavros instead. 

Tavros seems to have rejected Vriska - or at least, I hope he has - so maybe she’s going to return to her old flame. 

CC: You leave not)(ing left to talk about wit)( your dear sweet moirail! CC: We are supposed to )(elp eac)( ot)(er wit)( t)(at stuff too, remember.

I had assumed that the positive effect a moirallegiance has on your relationships was indirect - that a pale relationship would make you more emotionally stable, and thus, more desirable in the other quadrants. 

Feferi, though, is taking a more direct approach. She seems to want to be Eridan’s matchmaker, which is a facet of moirallegiance we haven’t seen before. We just read ten pages on quadrants, but we’re still learning more. 

[nogoodmox]

me: *desperately searching thru my files, trying to find SOMETHING i can hold against buzz*

[goddamnitdazai]

im.......................out..............of..........coffee

[xxforsaken-angelxx]

i found em an then forgot wwhy i found em an got distracted

[serfuzzypushover]

i feel like it makes sense the havve the same sign as one of the parents bc of howw troll signs and ancestors wwork but they theoretically share the same amount of dna from both. so at that point wwhy not just givve em a wwhole diff sign ya knoww?

[pinktatertots99]

terrible first meeting starters -> your staring like youve never seen a ... before for zircxyellow pls? can u turn yellow into a lamia or centaur for this

HELL YEAH somethin new! basing it off this pic by @daireannx (btw go check em out they got good arts and au)

Terrible First Meeting Starters

“You’re staring like you’ve never seen a [monster/vampire/demon/etc] before.”

______________________

slowly opening their eyes zircon looked to see the rocky interior they were looking at. as their senses came back they felt the similar rocky ground and something wrapped around them; wet and...scaly?

looking down they found something indeed that was both wrapped around them. moving a little they gasped at it curling tighter around them. “awww ya wake up.” they heard, looking up they found attatched to this newly identifiable tale was someone human looking; blonde short hair, golden eyes and a tattered top that looked down in a smirk.

“ah...aaaaaaahhhh!” zircon replied in their light scream, the other cocking their head. “your staring like ya’ve never seen a lamia before.” they stated chuckling as the ginger haired younger wiggled more. “whwhat’re you gonna ddo to me?!”

“mean...maybe eat ya? dunno i didn’t think that through.” they stated nonchalantly as zircon whimpered louder. “pplease let me goooo!”

staring down at them they chuckled lightly. “but ya so cute and squishy i wanna keep huggin ya.” they replied as zircon gave unintentionally bigger puppy dog eyes, causing the blonde to loosen their tail’s grip. “alriiiight ya twisted my arm, er tail i guess ehehe.” they chuckled as zircon moved to sit on their knees. “wwhy am i here??”

“ya looked like ya were drowning, so i brought ya to my cave.” they stated, opening their arms to show the cave. looking around zircon found the entrance, which was the ocean. “wwow. tthank you.” they stuttered. “and yyeah, next time ii really shouldn’t try standing on a boat.”

“why even were ya?”

“...aa bee came near me.”

the blonde started laughing. “aw man, i like ya already kid!” they chuckled as zircon blushed embarrassed. “iit’s..zirc.”

“ellow’s the name.” they replied, moving their tale to shake their hand. “so, i got ya boat tied to a rock outside.”

“ccan you swim with me back to shore?”

“awww but if ya fall again i can just catch ya and keep ya forever~.” they replied sticking their tongue out a bit. “but alright zirc-y~.”

[coastalapathy]

@asktheseacowvboys replied to your post: so howwed that lil friendship go did it crumble...

Ah shoo ya friggin parasite. Leavwe em alone.

wwhy it wwas a buncha fightin on dash like people aint gonna fuckin see that shit

im just curious howw it wwent

i knoww if someone told me that sorta shit id be bye bye bitch

[vvioletsandlightnin]

do you have links? I can't seem to find any,,

wwhat do you mean by links? like, an about page or somefin?