#eating that apple in my room
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eating an apple in my room all sneaky like i’m getting dizz-dizzed off a smoker!
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strawberry on his shoes, because he walks to the strawberry.
strawberry on his phone, because he talks to the strawberry.
strawberry he sleeps on, because strawberry is always in his mind.
strawberry on his watch, because strawberry is time.
what's your opinion on this situation with strawberries man?
🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓strawberries are the answer to all life’s problems🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓
#HE HONK SNORK#MIMIMIMIMI SHOO MIMIMIMIMIMI SHOOOO#Happy old man#No wonder wally loves his apples so much despite it being almost a purely fanon thing-#Father like son- be obsessive with a singular fruit cause it’s kinda fruity#I can’t say shid I’m literally like Wally when it comes to a specific fruit NDHDHDHD#His is apples mine are Pineapples- i like to look at them but I’m not too fond with eating it—#I have a whole ass wall dedicated to pineapples and everywhere u look there is a pineapple in my room-#I feel old LMAOOO
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Willowpelt sounds SO autistic, it not being funny wraps around into being funny again.
My secret is being so autistic and so surrounded by so many other autistic people that I forget what tismless people even do. Everyone in BB ends up getting a touch of ADHDautism. As a treat.
But yeah when I was jotting it down I realized it too. Like wow, I really hit this one with the autism beam. Me and you, Willy, we will both have adamantine opinions. I cannot condone your hatred of apples but you do have a good point about oak trees.
#Me and Willow are going to have the funniest relationship about those apples#Like wtf girl you haven't had good apples. No i wont force them on you but you're so wrong#It cant even be a texture thing if youre NOT weird about pears#What the hell kind of apples are you eating that are always a little bitter#Fennelposting#My partner has an inverse autism to mine#Which at one point we called dog and cat autism#Because im mr THEY ASKED FOR NO PICKLES#PREPARE FOR 30 MINUTES OF PICKLE RELATED INFODUMPING IN PENANCE#And theyre like If i accidentally make eye contact with a single person in the room i will run away to a monastary and breed pea plants#Which ngl i think would be the funniest way to write Whitewillow#Fire: white is the best choice for deputy! He's so wise and organized and knows exactly how to talk to people#White looks up from his detailed gamefaq guide on How To Win At Talking To Real People which he wrote himself#'I Would Be Honored Thank You.'#Hes organized because if anything is even slightly different he hears The Sirens go off in his brain lmao#Small says 'firestar is still cursed bc he was appointed after moonhigh. I dont respect his deputy either.'#Willow: 'you will join starclan in 7 days but ill make sure ur not late'
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I'll have these moments where I am calm, collected, and feel like I can, in fact, complete all of the tasks I've set out for myself, and then I'll get home and completely lose all that motivation.
#I'm not sure why that is though ... is it the chores? being around other people? the clutter?#I am going to go home and work on cleaning up a bit of my room though ... that's my plan#also I need to pick out a dinner to make next week--and also maybe we'll watch the show we missed yesterday#and give Plushcliff a kissie#I have some things I want to do but maybe I should focus on improving my personal space (my room) first ...#I actually started eating an apple every day and that has helped a lot--crazy how fruits and veggies improve mental health /lh#and if you get this far ... the funniest thing is I used to HATE apples#absolutely loathed them#and then I headcanoned that Heathcliff cuts up fruit (I wrote about it a lot in an unreleased fic I was writing for myself)#and I decided he really likes apples for some reason ... so recently I actually ate an entire serving of an apple dessert I HATED#and was just steaming internally because THIS FICTIONAL MAN HAS ME EATING A FRUIT I HATE#AND I LIKE IT#AND IT'S MAKING ME HAPPY#HOW *DARE* HE#/lh /lh#I don't talk a lot about how he helps me but maybe I should ... he's made food a lot easier for me#ALSO I have opinions about him and food that are very special to me#I just get shy because. Heathcliff is the character I project onto the most and I see him having a lot of the struggles I do#in things like food and stuff--also my opinions on his gender/orientation would get me flamed /lh /lh#well. that may just be my past experiences talking. just know those areas are very important to me when it comes to him#anyway!!#got very rambly near the end of this ... eat fruit okay? it'll help you#scattered pages
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the hollow nonviolence but nevertheless heavily palpable longing and empty vastness of daisuke's heart. post
#*・゚⊰ 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐃��. ⊱ ✦ › OUT.#full sincerity i do not mean this in an edgy oooh my cute moeblob's darkness(tm) his hidden evil side way#because this is dark's loneliness too. this is dark's wanting TOO#but dark's is daisuke's is dark's is daisuke's and they're both#the epitome of leroux's erik's description + christine's waved away loneliness too#a heart that could hold the entire empire of the world but has to content itself with a cellar#a child who's never taken seriously or properly respected despite his stubborn independent streak#or even the canon quote itself- it's enormous but empty. completely vacant. dark. there's nothing but a black pillar (themselves)#and 'nothing to satisfy someone-' i knoooow dai looks the way he does but oh my gooooodh -drags my hands down my face-#he's restless he's restless it's not blood guts violence edgy that his emptiness brings him#it's the heart of a thief someone who STEALS which is also why i abstain from too much hunger metaphor#because they DON'T want to devour they don't want to chew and swallow they want to KEEP!!!#they want to shelter and house and have something anything someone anyone they want to take care of it#BUT THE CURSE!!!!#what they do eat of is their own sin and fall; the apple. the fairy tale candy. the fairy table feast. the pomegranate#and once daisuke starts there's NOTHING left for him except to become the devil even if he's the innocent cherub!!#HE CAN'T RESIST THOSE TEMPTATIONS he can't resist the demands of his desires compassionate or not!!!#anyways i got sidetracked but i just think muses who ever see daisuke's heart#is it gentle? yes. is it warm? no. but it's a chill that makes a shared fireplace or someone's touch and blood warmer#it's lonely it's heavy it's grandiose and noble there are rooms waiting for you to walk in and spread light#candlelight starlight azumano's mock-gaslit lanterns!!!#everybody looks up 2 a rebel but nobody knows how isolating it is not just for dark as sb who decided to betray#and was therefore cast out alone left to bear enormous immense burdens all by himself ostracized and wounded#but for daisuke too caught in the shadow of dark's wings#u kno? ok. thats all#reference.
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haunted by my google search history. i wanted to make sure if my mice can eat apple cores so i googled "can you feed apple cores to friends?"
#shion.txt#...#(i know mice can eat apple in small amounts but i was worried since the core is where the seeds are and they cant eat those)#genuinely so obsessed w my mice#everytime i go to the living room they are all sleeping together in their coconut and slowly come out to greet me#theyve grown so much in such a small time too..
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YOU GOTTA SHOW ME HOW THE LIGHT REFLECTION DRAWUNG WENT!! I love ur art sm!!^^ heres a little tut I made if it doesnt make sense. This was a tutorial that I saw awhile ago on yt, I dont know where it is tho so I just kinda did it myself.
If u have anyquestions, I can answer!!! Have a blessed day bookie!!❤️
NOT A TURTLE CAUSE I DID IT ON AN APPLE BUT LOOK!!!!!!!
U WERE SO RIGHT I LOVE THIS
AND ALSO UR TUTORIAL IS SO HELPFUL???? It makes complete and total sense (I watched a couple of videos, some were good but some just did not help at all lmao)
I've never seen a prettier potato... seriously tho the texture and the colors.... AHHH
#literally so so so helpful#im obsessed#I think I wanna experiment with texture next...#Looking at ur note about personality hehe#I've never wanted to eat a potato more#or maybe just keep it in my room#decoration#answered asks#idk what apples look like
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#im going to make it a good day and im writing it here for accountability#im going to get out of bed as soon as i finish writing this#im going to shower#then get dressed in cute comfy clothes#then get something to eat. maybe not the healthiest but something that i like#then im taking my laptop and going to the nice coffee shop#im gonna get the really pretty tasty drink that ive been loving lately#its like green apple flavored energy drink with caramel syrup. its delicious and always imoroves a day#and im going to write or work on a different creative project#something to get me out of my head and give me something creative to work on#then ill come home and clean my room. i deserve a nice clean space to live in#and then tonight is the weekly ttrpg session. the big finale#and i am not letting anything ruin that for me#im going to enjoy myself and have fun with friends#and im going to do what i can to be okay#gotta stay healthy and mentally well if i intend to outlive him (which i do)#okay it felt good to write it out. im gonna do this today. as soon as i finish writing this im gonna take a shower. a good start to the day
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oh no the most awful guy just sat across from me
yall he will not stop eating shit and he chews with his mouth open and smacks
he also has no concept of personal space and chewing is my biggest sensory issue
send your strength to blow him up
#my utterly fascinating life#every day in art he brings in an apple#eats it#smacks and chews the loudest you have ever heard#and i can hear him from across the room#and he takes fifteen minutes to finish#and i have had to leave the room to avoid the noise
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Hey friends, quick reminder, fruit lowers blood pressure. So if you're going to eat fruit, make sure to even it out with plenty of hydration or salty snack if you want a more temporary fix.
Source: the other day I ate three apples and the day before that ate four with only a glass of water and a couple French fries in between and couldn't even look up without feeling like I was going to faint
#please be careful#still not going to stop me from eating apples though#i will be the reason my university stops serving apples in the lunch room
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feeling so insane and powerless and just fucking depressed what the fuck
#hiatus and i staring at each other. i mean im basically on one anyway unofficially bc im not doing shit#bc of politics in 🇺🇲 and also the 🍉 situation and then ofc failed job searching#but the fucking cherry on top is how my parents are treating me#i just absolutely cannot be in this house w them. im belittled and basically bullied by my mom for not having a job#called lazy and need to clean my room and cook for my male family members that dont know how to cook (how have they eaten before?)#all of this when i am clearly observing signs of Clinical Depression due to everything above. ie sleeping too much and never eating and#nothing brings me joy anymore#like fucking hell. the beatings will cease when morale improves.#apple lady words#negativity tw#rant tw
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[to the tune of the Lego Movie’s “Everything is Awesome”]
Everything is stressful! 🙃
Every-thing causes anxiety! 🙃
Everything is stressful!! 🙃🙃
When you have ADHD! 🙃🙃🙃
#I can’t take this fucking roller coaster of a housing crisis much longer I’m going to fucking SCREAM#I don’t think I’m being unreasonable by setting a boundary after all the concessions I’ve made but now she wants to push to move in date#back?? HOW DO I KNOW UR EVEN GOING TO MOVE IN AT ALL#LITTLE MISS MONTH-TO-MONTH 😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀#apple talks#to the tune of spam#alright tw time! here comes the suicidal thoughts!#so my last housemate moved out a few months ago and my parents have been helping me with rent since then#but it’s fucking expensive in California#and I’m struggling to a) find a new roommate b) find a new apartment or c) find a better paying job#the stress has literally been killing me I can’t fucking sleep I eat even less and I’m up with 4 am panic attacks!#and my parents don’t have infinite money! so on Xmas they threatened to pay a buttload of money to force me back to Ohio bc somehow THAT#expense is less than helping me with rent a little while longer#I would rather fucking kill myself than move back to Ohio I am dead fucking serious#bc it’s not ‘move in with my parents again’ it’s my parents paying a whole ass apartment of my own until I find an Ohio job (in THIS economy#??) it’s them paying to fly me my CATS and my stuff out there but not any of my furniture.#it’s being down the road from my father again which I cannot and WILL not do.#I fucking moved to Cali to get away from him. and if my mom would just divorce his ass I’d be no contact in a heartbeat#I cannot be financially dependent on him AND live within driving distance of him#and I absolutely do not want to put my cats through the stress of a plane ride! they can barely keep it together being locked in my room#while I’m at work for 1 day! not to mention I’d be dependent on my parents to drive me everywhere bc there’s not public transportation there#and I’ve been packing in case I have to move apartments or god forbid to ohio and it’s a blurry fucking line bw packing to move#and giving away all my shit in preparation to kill myself#and I FINALLY found a new very temporary roommate and I’ve made a fuck load of concessions for her to move in and I have to draw the fucking#line somewhere and this of all things has her wanting to push back move until February which makes me nervous bc what if she backs out? what#if I’m fucked? girlies if I stopped posting for days on end I am literally dead. pray for my cats to go to a good home bc I can’t fucking do#it anymore
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The apple is shot into by apple flies. There are no surviviors.
Lets do a little group children's story together, it'll be like a cool collab, I'll go first: Once upon a time there was a little worm who lived in a biiig apple, his name was Stephenson and he had anxiety (aww)
#We have apple flies at my house I sat in the living room for 20 minutes paralyzed with fear as my mom tried to figure out where the#Disgusting worm came from#It was from the apples. Which we eat.
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Gonna stay up all nightttt for no particular reasonnnn. This is no act of love, this is an act of self destruction.
#rooms a complete fuckin mess#i have all this schoolwork due and all this shit k gotta do#i haven't done laundry in however long#dinner today was apple slices and i'm not even hungry enough to eat this chili churi sitting in a pile next to me#what the fuck is my problem#why won't anyone in my life fucking help me#who will care for me wjen i am sick? i care for my family and what do ghey do?#i don't want to cry again#not again#CHIMI CHURI NOT CHILI YHE ZHIT
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A Petrie dish told me it was being more useful than other useless people by holding open a door for two minutes.
This door has a door stop.
I am in a semi annoyed, semi wanting to insult Moron's kind of mood and tell the Petrie dish it is equally useless.
#just dings of.....do it....like you're playing the part if the pawnshop owner watching zed down another darkie#it is a guaranteed morning hit#I will play my interesting music of rhythm and American sound and you go#bissy classa#you go for make lick just a little#just a bit#its me#the name rings a bell Tuesday morning#I am just Mr Fix it#here I come it works there I go#I must admit having so much paranoia and then just going evil with google feels great#maybe go look at more observations from the teacher that got mono#bf at auburn? interesting#I am the everlasting gobstopper#mosquito fire ant wasp hornet dirt dobby mesquite bbq sauce with some taco juice#more man than man baby#I could eat anything and if it doesnt kill me it is now venom#I feel like singing ace of bass seeing Spanish in English as I leave#double checking for wafting#never gonna get that close 👍#choose your own photography backup apple#a fig leaf... covering a small dick it's gross#sorry mine was built for pleasure and breeding I am just better built#cure for a stuffy nose? eat pussy sometimes dad was correct but rarely right#me: I'm A boa technically#not sleeping well? wow#your room stinks like death#me: ah it is well to be well
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