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for every “cows are SO BAD for the environment” I add another pound of beef and gallon of milk to my grocery cart
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arallen14 · 6 months ago
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Cow eats grass
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mushroomnoodles · 1 year ago
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In the Wizard Betty AU, does Simon ever return to his original universe? It makes me sad to think that he and Marcy he raised would never see each other again.
let me share a secret with u anon. wizardbetty au is my self-indulgent "i just want petrigrof to be happy" au. so ofc he comes back! it happens when morrigan is like.. 2 years old? but they're more like a 11..ish.. month old.
since morrigan never got sealed, they got to keep the powers they got from their mommy post birth! simon and betty have grown accustomed to morrigan doing their weird half chaos deity baby shit. portal opened? get the shotgun. mutated a terrible creature out of a mouse that got in? shotgun. made an inconspicous mug into a vaguely humanoid shape? shotgun, just in case.
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golbaby for the win
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dragonagepolls · 2 months ago
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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 1 year ago
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im finally going through my stuffed animals to choose which ones to donate (most of them. ive been putting this off for a long time ahaha sobs) and each webkinz i put in the box kills me inside
#THE GUILT IS EATING ME ALIVE#both a betrayal to them & my younger self#who would burst out sobbing at the mere notion of parting with a single one#and swore to themself that they'd never willingly say goodbye to any of their plushie friends#im trying to do it quickly and unemotionally but man. Man....#clinging to my mangled toothless plush like it has any life left in it#GODDDD AND ALL THE WEBKINZ#when i was little i fucking collected them. i was obsessed. id play the online game for hours and diligently add each toy i got#some of them im not sure i can part with...#like milk the cow... dinner the turkey... white fang the husky... orchard the dragon...#ice cream the polar bear... strawberryblast the horse... kevin the bloogaloo or whatever the fuck it is...#why yes i do still remember most of my stuffed animals' names. which is making this infinitely harder#'sorry lovemuffin. sorry ellie. sorry momma dolphin. sorry snakey' etc etc#im keeping the ones with the most emotional value#like High emotional value. devastation to say goodbye level value#this box is Not Small and its still gonna get filled up....#i havent donated or thrown away a single one in all of my years#eating glassssssss#absolutely unprompted#but it needs to be done!! i finally have a moving date! the uhaul will Be Here in like! just over two weeks!#and i've barely packed Anything!!! its crunch time babey!#its emotional turmoil of a different flavor babey!!!#now if yall will excuse me i will sit here and reminisce#of long past nights sneakily spent awake to play with my stuffed animals#oh the stories i would give them...#cooking shows... assassinations and resurrections... broken marriages.... betrayals...#white fang & milk you were my most iconic couple fr fr#badass lone wolf (husky) / easygoing sweetheart cow....#OHHHHH THIS IS KILLING ME ITS KILLING ME#gonna go purposefully choke on my leftovers i stg-
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sol-consort · 9 months ago
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Did the aliens think it's weird that we drink other animals' milk
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iftitah · 4 months ago
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there was a buffalo that was about to die soon but we were not allowed to tell it to the owner
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secondbeatsongs · 1 year ago
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the homogenization of milk was a mistake
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moomoogothgf · 2 years ago
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GIRLIES WAKE UP NEW WEIGHT GOAL JUST DROPPED
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amorxsomnia · 27 days ago
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It's no surprise that Count D. is a vegetarian. As a lover of the natural world and all of her creatures, the very idea of allowing his lips to touch meat is as distasteful as harming an animal himself, even if it is for sustenance. Under no circumstances will the Count ever consume the flesh of an animal, though eggs and dairy are exceptions providing the animals in question are very well-cared for and loved. It's no good trying to fool him - he can taste the difference very clearly and even the sweetest cakes that contains products from mistreated animals will taste as foul as though the entire thing was rotten.
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ashtcnirwin · 1 year ago
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if each 5sos album was some sort of food, be it a singular item like a vegetable or a loaf of bread, or a wholeass dish, or anything in between, what do you think it would it be?
#tw food mention#tell me? pls? do all of them or just one! you can explain your choice or not. it can have a reason or just be based on vibes#this is not me opening a conversation to rag on one or more albums to be clear#s/t is mac n cheese except it contains at least two ingredients that can't be explained and the bottom of the pan is also burned#but it's tasty and satisfying and reminds you of simpler times so you love and appreciate it for what it is#sgfg is some sort of five course meal made out of the finest ingredients#and you consume it and everything's great#but then you run into the chef in the bathroom and he's crying his eyes out cos he's been on the clock for 15 hours---#---and he's tired and sore and kinda just wishes someone would validate his efforts and maybe find him a chair to sit on#youngblood is lasagna. except instead of ground beef there's nothing but veg and instead of bechamel there's cottage cheese and---#--instead of regular store bought cheese there's exclusive local cheese produced with love from milk from a cow named betsy#and it's fucking delicious but it's not at all what you expected so it leaves you feeling a little dumbstruck and confused#but then you keep eating and before you know it you're addicted and have to have this exact meal on a regular basis#CALM is...olives#and to be clear i fucking love olives#but i know not everyone does. cos it's definitely something of an acquired taste. which is kinda my point#it's not everyone's cup of tea and those who dislike it LOVE to let you know at every turn#but those who love it. be it cos they learned to love it or cos it was love at first sight. they REALLY love it#5sos5 is like...the most amazing fucking salad#a dish that could've easily become boring or unsatisfying or just generally lacking#EXCEPT the chef knew what he was doing. he knew how to perfectly bring out every single subtle flavour of his chosen ingredients#cos he put his heart and soul into that salad that at first glance could easily come off as just another salad
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Milk is what you are programmed the industry want you to see.
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rastronomicals · 7 months ago
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5:52 PM EDT April 29, 2024:
Nashville Pussy - "Milk Cow Blues" From the Promo Eat More Pussy (1998)
Last song scrobbled from iTunes at Last.fm
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againstthegrainphoto · 9 months ago
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So idk if I ever mentioned the cursed ice cream from cpa.
Well the ice cream is cursed.
And after the 1st I was like fuck it. I’m gonna finally get an ice cream (for technically the first time ever) anyway. Can’t get much worse.
So me and my mom split an ice cream.
….it was delicious…..but my tummy still feels bad hours later.
….and the game got worse….
So moral of the story is: don’t eat the ice cream.
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derpinette · 1 year ago
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i put raw cow's milk in my hair yesterday & it came out so shiny & fabulous & soft & wavy ^_^
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wow-an-unfunny-joke · 10 months ago
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Fun fact: I dislike vegans with a passion!
Reason: cows need to be milked if they don’t it causes immense pain, chicken will lay eggs no matter what, sheep will die if you don’t sheer them, etc
Livestock over produce, they were bred that way, I can understand vegetarians, but I don’t understand vegans. Besides it being way easier to say ‘I’m vegan’ rather than ‘I’m vegetarian’ (it’s honestly a mouthful) I just don’t understand the reason behind going vegan
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