#easy goats

[rmspeltzfarm]

Who WON the race

Can you tell which goatie won?

[andsewingishalfthebattle]

Novice sewing pattern: Cut out shapes. Line up the little triangles on the edges. Stitch edges together. We've also included step-by-step assembly instructions with illustrations.

Novice knitting pattern: yOU MUSt uNDerstANd thE SECret cOdE CO67 (73, 87, 93) BO44 (63, 76, 90) 28 (32, 34) slip first pw repeat 7x K to end *kl (pl) 42 * until 13" (13, 13, 15) join new at 30 pl for 17 rows ssk 27 k2tog mattress lengthwise BO and sacrifice a goat to the knitting gods. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WANT "INSTRUCTIONS," I JUST GAVE THEM TO YOU

[ninjasmudge]

out of context maid au doodle. theres a whole dark plotline to this au and everything, the fox works as a hitman, goat is a biker who happens to be great at picking locks, lamb just escaped a murder basement and narinder has a crowbar

goat design by @purrpurra

[wis-art]

fishing and proud

[daily-deliciousness]

Roasted tomato goat cheese pasta

[starrysharks]

hotel manager

[esperparty]

[marzipanandminutiae]

Lestat may beat Lucille in the Yandere Tournament but she could 100% take him in a fight

like

he'd be in the middle of monologuing and she just calmly stakes that bitch. sets him on fire for good measure. no hesitation

...he would somehow survive, but I have no doubt that she could do it

[glitchyvoice]

rambling below the cut

heellooo everyone!! you all really liked my dog nari idea post huh? as of right now checking it it has. 82 notes?? and is my top post on here. which kind of makes me wish i put a bit more effort into the art but alas. it's been wild seeing the little idea i came up with as a joke gain so much popularity so quickly. all the dog nari designs are super cool!! and seeing ppl discuss what the other bishops would be and lore and stuff?? rahhh its all just. so amazing!! (if u come up with a dog nari totally tag me btw!! i love seeing all the cool creative designs!!) so ofc i had to expand on the idea. and now i have a bunch of lore in mind!! so yeah. take this little comic i did as an intro to that. hope you enjoy!!

[thefrogdalorian]

Din Djarin fathered so hard in The Sin that he actually became a mother

[bloos-bloo]

In an alternate reality, I am you. You are me.

Peer into the darkness

[hoteldetectiveclem]

slayer if he was a sweet transvestite from transsexual transylvania (this was originally a warm up but i got carried away)

what the heeeeeell

[overlyinvestedinlife]

The minute Carlos Alcaraz learns to stop unnecessarily dropping sets and digging himself into random holes during majors it’s over for everyone 😤

[sky-skeks]

[daily-deliciousness]

Apple salad

[silvantransthranduiltrash]

Nah, but what if the reason Morgoth targeted the Noldor so much was bc, in regards to war, they were the equivalent of new-born babies.

Like, Morgoth definitely could have gone and terrorized the silvans/avari (and i’m not saying he left them alone, but he didn’t really focus on them (to our knowledge at least)) and even the sindar he didn’t terrorize as much as the noldor.

But here’s the thing, the middle earth born elves, especially the silvans/avari, which don’t have a barrier to keep them safe, have like 4000+ solar years of experience fighting.

the noldor, who straight up came out of literal heaven, with the barest grasp of war and battle there was, were genuinely an easier target to come at. Especially if he wanted to build strength after his imprisonment before going on to conquer more land.

Basically what i’m saying is that Morgoth had the choice of either fighting a martial arts master (silvans/avari and the sindar, to some extent) or a twig that just learned to throw a punch (the noldor, essentially). And he, naturally, chose to beat the weak opponent.

And it’s not like he was really wrong to, the noldor never really got a decisive win over Morgoth (that i can remember atm), nor did they succeed in holding him off indefinitely, seeing as it took the valar (finally) intervening for Morgoth to be defeated.

And i’m not saying that the noldor didn’t become good at war overtime, but there is definitely an experience gap there, and, ngl, i think there were also a number of stupid decisions made by the noldor, as a whole, that could have been avoided had they had a little more know how.

Tl/dr: Morgoth didn’t target the Noldor bc they were the largest threat, he targeted them bc he saw them as the easiest to conquer bc they lacked experience in the war area.

(Also, i know what i just wrote probably has some controversy, please note that this is my opinion, and it will stay my opinion. So please don’t come on here and go “well, you’re wrong”. I’m open to discuss it, not debate it.)