#dwick

[semirampant-dwickery]

Korot II Panalde Shev Orosa Futava Graevo Cultivating Relations Photography 2193 On Loan from the Dwick Dwickcast Syndykyt

((My third entry for Inktober: Emon Spiza presenting a cutting of the faldabis plant he's been carefully growing to one of his few friends, Duc'letta "Ducky" Rigalo (of @happy-capy-art fame). Faldabis, whose bark is prized by the salarains for its chewy texture and salty-sweet taste, was driven nearly extinct by the Reapers during the Scouring of Sur'kesh in the lates tages of the Reaper War. Given that the trees take thirty years to cultivate before being ready to harvest, surviving faldabis crops are now so expensive that none but those in the highest Union echcelons will be able to afford it for the next two generations.

Spiza does not make friends easily, having a personality oft described as "aggrieved, prickly, and hostile." Unlike many possessing that personality, however, Spiza is perfectly aware of how isolating that mindset is, and regularly struggles to work against it - particularly for those who return the favor.

Ducky is one such person. Coming from a family sharing similarly irritating foibles as the Emon Clan, Duc'kletta must also endure expectations as an "eligible" bachelorette of Rigalo (and with very little clan prestige as the daughter of…well…a fishing family). Given the slew of potential breeding contracts, it's honestly refreshing to spend time with someone who just wants to nerd out about proper plant husbandry, laugh about idiots at work, and mock mercenaries who apparently have a little too much time to grandstand about their exploits online.

The fact that she successfully diagnosed Spiza's prized fern with depression is also just hilarious to her.))

[capybonara]

@ddsbturp Dwick and Lydia

collection of scarian esque posts or whatever

[smatkinart]

Double attack for @semirampant-dwickery ! Dwick and Spiza are in an elevator. What hilarity will ensue?

[happy-capy-art]

Mass Effect week ends with this piece! A few friends sent in a request and all were their OCs shopping with Branka and Lydia so I decided to focus on making one big group picture :D

Featuring Spiker the Vorcha who belongs to @gohan2z, Lavakh who belongs to @smackins and Sade'Torai who belongs to @rainingink, and last and never least, Dwick who belongs to @ddsbturp! Thank you all for your requests!

[chaotic-polls]

pwenis or dwick

[semirampant-dwickery]

Oh man, this is PHENOMENAL! I can't stop giggling at Dwick and Lydia's expression - and I can just SEE this being animated alongside the What is Love gif.

THANK YOU SO MUCH :D :D :D

A mass effect mass attack for artfight!! So many lovely characters in this one.

Vilus (Geth) belongs to Keizatsu

Orris (Turian) belongs to Keizatsu

Pandora (Muzulian)(original species) belongs to Judas_Baby

Gix (Varren) belongs to @rockwell-light

Drau Lydia (Krogan) belongs to Maudiebeans

Jorgal Dwick (Krogan) belongs to Dwickery

[winterlilith]

I’ve cwome to mwake an announcement: Shwadow the Hwedgehog’s a bwitch ass mwothewfwuckew. He pwissed on my fwucking wife. That’s wight, he twook his hwedgehog fwuckin' quilly dwick out and he pwissed on my fwucking wife, and he swaid his deick was THIS BIG. And I swaid “that’s disgusting!” So I’m mwaking a cwawwout pwost on my twitter dot cwom: "Shwadow the Hwedgehog, you got a smwall dwick, it’s the swize of this wawnut except WAY smwaller." And gwuess what, hwere’s what my dwong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. Thwat’s right baby. All pwoint, no qwuiwws, no piwwows, wook at thwat it wooks wike two bawws and a bwong. He fwucked my wife so gwuess what, I’m gwonna FWUCK THE EARTH. THATS WIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GWET, MY SWUPER LAZER PWISS. Except I’m not gwonna pwiss on the eawth, I’m gwonna go hwigher. I’m pwissing on the MOOOOOON! How do you wike that, OBWAMA? I PWISSED ON THE MWOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-thwee hours befwore the pwiss d r o p l e t s hit the fwucking eawth, now get out of my fwucking sight before I pwiss on you too!

[444names]

generic male names

Abbarrell Abelnar Actosius Addai Adiegord Adler Adrielson Agris Ahabod Ahmoud Ajayvion Alairo Albern Aldentle Alderius Alebar Alfonsell Alfranco Alfreef Alian Alstor Altone Amilo Ammetro Anaan Andano Andriel Andro Anthomar Arenton Ashal Asheer Ashop Auren Aurick Autherv Barne Barniel Barnon Barone Barth Bartis Barty Beavin Beckenton Beckhalec Belnarco Benite Benzie Benzo Berry Berton Birtley Bohdennie Bohdev Bohdevor Brado Brandrick Breade Breagan Breas Brender Brenzo Breth Briah Bridan Brocky Brooseven Bruthbert Brutustin Bryaleigh Buregar Burelip Caleel Calon Canand Canner Cario Carlen Carlis Carric Carrish Caruq Carustin Cathie Chaden Chard Charle Charrin Chasergio Cheli Chell Chett Chize Chrig Chrison Christin Ciscott Claram Claudison Cleter Clevell Clover Clovert Coder Colinsley Colomond Connis Constair Conty Cordy Corené Coreyson Courton Crate Critz Cuthew Cyruss Dagger Dakob Dalbott Dallan Damer Damie Damond Darian Darif Dartin Darty Davien Davier Davincory Deand Delmo Demonte Demorlen Dennarcy Desid Desmon Destine Devor Diggerale Dilbertan Dillis Donkinlan Douard Douardel Dracob Dracy Duard Duncanan Duncane Dustiago Duston Dwaylon Dwick Dwigh Easoud Eldreaden Eldrick Eliel Eliezeke Elippo Elmerton Elvillan Emaine Emett Emilipe Emman Emmed Engel Erwick Ethassas Favin Ferrick Ferroll Filburl Filbury Flamaliel Flamarvin Flinthro Fordo Frado Francho Frandre Frashley Fridge Frossie Gabelando Gabell Gamaal Garey Garfie Garnell Garner Gatroyce Gehris Gendall Geoffred Georgan Gileigh Gillisley Gilly Gorde Gordius Grahab Grandrick Grandt Gregan Haigh Halik Hanson Hantwain Hardo Harles Harlis Haron Harvin Hender Hermana Herus Heywart Homark Homason Humphorn Icarritty Imanite Imman Irvis Isain Ivanos Jackent Jacock Jafael Jafarlock Jaimaeus Jaimilio Jaliston Jallian Jamalil Jamalis Jamiony Jamir Jamyas Jamyronse Janie Japhael Jarec Jareef Jaret Jarey Jarvill Jarvin Jaser Jasoud Javid Jayce Jaythomer Jenson Jessel Jesseley Jesset Joacius Joaquint Jodor Jornell Joseven Julias Karley Kaspeed Kedrian Keland Kennerius Kennett Kentoine Kenzer Kieldon Kiles Kurtley Kurton Laimie Lamon Laramón Laterrett Lebar Legena Legene Lelandy Leonaton Leven Levensley Levin Lexas Lexis Linton Lorad Lorenton Lorio Lovis Lucasey Luciantle Lunder Lymanuel Lymphrey Machael Manito Manselmo Marcy Marian Marlowen Mater Matthendo Matwaine Matwan Maxwellio Meade Melan Melane Melchira Merlisley Merry Mican Micharl Mikali Milfranas Mohanite Morthon Namer Natan Nicer Nicole Nicoln Nicolomew Norto Norvali Norvalob Odinand Olingtoni Omart Omason Owendred Paintian Paolomen Patio Patri Patroy Patthew Pearley Perritch Philio Philiott Piern Prabhden Pranklin Procky Quinnon Ralphoid Ralphorus Randon Rantley Ranton Rayson Reamelan Reill Reille Reillen Remandt Ridannon Robiels Roctor Rodemon Roder Roosephon Rylando Sagedy Salvadoe Samiley Sanjamaal Satchira Seandriar Seban Shachus Shadley Shadwick Shandri Sharling Sharlond Shawke Sheem Sladenuel Slater Slydel Slyden Slydenton Stairo Stard Starionyx Sterrott Stupence Tabin Talmad Talmerson Tario Tateo Terich Thaddis Tholly Tholor Thorn Thorney Timanuel Tirre Tobin Topherb Tophett Tragh Travelton Trené Trison Tyron Tyrusty Utahj Vanceton Venson Vernan Victon Vincer Wardo Waylan Waynaron Wester Wilburly Wilking Willink Wyatton Xavien Xavis Yonio Yonion Zederik Zekiefer Zephan Zitney Zurison

[cerberusdailynews]

BABETOWN SAYS “HELL NAW”

Civilians defy martial law in Nos Dwicka, claim leadership to be staging a “coup”

Via Arno Wessig, Dwick Dwickcast Syndykyt Rag Babetown, ILLIUM - Gunfire and explosions are rattling the streets of Illium’s most infamous city today as civilians mount a resistance against its central police force, the Dwick Dwickcast Syndykyt’s Corporate Security department. The department declared martial law on the city earlier this week, a move that appears to have largely backfired. “It’s definitely a bit of a pickle out there,” said DDS Interim Security Chief Lepetomay when reached for comment. “[It] seems there are those in our borders that would recreate that whole Dwickfall kerfuffle four years ago. But let me tell you, Mr. and Mrs. Citizen: your friendly police officers at Dwickcast CorpSec are doing everything we can to keep that from happening.” Those on Nos Dwicka’s streets have had a less charitable description of the situation. Members of the city’s primarily-krogan district of Babetown, for instance, have reported skyrocketing cases of police brutality, complete with multiple accusations of alleged crimes being ignored or outright committed by the police force itself. “Residents here have done nothing but run for safety,” accused Drau Nunda, a local kowla wrestler working for the district, speaking within her barricaded Babetown home. “If they’re caught out on the streets, they’re beaten within an inch of their lives! Gangs are roaming freely; where’s the justice in that?” “The asari abandoned this city to start over in New Nos Astra,” said Odrogar Khas’bath, a former Artisan-caste batarian who now does repair work in Babetown, “so this is our home now. And some third-rate hack calling himself a chief is not going to lay the blame on us for turning it into the [expletive]hole it was!” Odrogar’s sentiments were echoed by his brother, Ikomak, who has been charged with breach of curfew while under martial law. “Dwick wasn’t perfect, but his company still provided jobs for us, gave us a fighting chance,” Kas’bath said from his prison cell. “If anyone knocked us down, it was CorpSec and their hold on the neighborhoods. It’s what kept the slums what they were. We lived in fear of them and the gangs they corresponded with.” “Mr. Lemalein Lepetomay has a record of abusing his station of power,” said Nella Yelisi, a salarian councilwoman who organizes business within the district. “Most of the residents in Nos Dwicka have lived here since the days of the Tyche Vidcast Syndicate. The actions of he and his men mirror what used to happen on a regular basis.” Nos Dwicka CorpSec, meanwhile, has turned many of these indictments on the citizenry itself, accusing many of these spokespeople of committing the very crimes they have complained about. “Now, I would never accuse Mr. and Mrs. Citizen of breaking the law, but this is projection, plain and simple. Ever since Mr. Dwick’s death, there has been a power vacuum in play,” said Mr. Lepetomay , referencing recent unconfirmed allegations of Mr. Dwick’s passing. “Is it really all that surprising that every criminal in the city is coming out of the woodwork, trying to tear down the best leadership available in these trying times? Is it surprising at all that, even now, there are those that would take us back to the chaos following the war?” There are those within the Dwickcast Syndykyt’s power structure that would disagree, however. “Mr. Lepetomay assertion of a power vacuum within the executive powers of the Syndykyt are baseless and false,” stated Prundil Bodum, former personal assistant to Mr. Dwick and Executor of his estate. “Mr. [Dwick] took great care to coordinate the transfer of his worldly belongings, including control of the company, before his alleged death. These affairs are being tended to by Ms. Drau Lura, along with matters involving curing the ailment that struck him down. There has been no communication between Messrs. Lepetomay and Lura regarding the institution of martial law. Any assertion thereof by the former is scurrilous, fatuous and invalid.” Mr. Lepetomay had no comment regarding any communications between the Executive and Security wings of the Dwickcast Syndykyt. Instead, he Noted that, as interim Security Chief, he has been invested with the authority to decide matters of security for greater Nos Dwicka. “Unlike Mr. Dwick’s girlfriend, I was picked for my job and wasn’t chosen on account of my intimacy with my boss,” stated Mr. Lepetomay , referring to Ms. Lura. “Given the difficult times we live in, it would be greatly appreciated if she were to leave affairs of the city’s safety to me.”

[ddsbturp]

I will never get tired of seeing this. NEVER. I LOVE IT SO SO VERY MUCH and will CONSTANTLY come back to look at it. ❤️ 🧡 💛

I did a set of art requests for a small game I did on a forum I post on. This was one of the requests from a player and one of my fav to tackle

[jestorz]

it’s like the person who wrote vaughn for the dlc only watched the bro scene in episode 2 and it shows

[semirampant-dwickery]

Jorgal Lahng Delectable Photography 2193 On Loan from the Dwick Dwickcast Syndykyt ((My fourth entry for Inktober: Drawing a scenario for the phrase "are you gonna eat that?"

This one's a collaboration with @happy-capy-art! A few weeks ago, we saw a post showing how Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny would get into absolutely unhinged poses for even the most anodyne X-Files-related photo ops. They'd be on each other's shoulders. One would hold the other, 50's housewife-style. Both would lie cadaver-style in a morgue, covered only in a hospital sheet.

Seeing these images, knowing the showboating our characters are prone to, our conversation basically went something like this:

@happy-capy-art: "Dwick and Lydia?"

Me: "Dwick and Lydia."

I drew Dwick. She drew Lydia. And I giggled like an idiot shading this. XD))

[fuzzy-sock]

A mass effect mass attack for artfight!! So many lovely characters in this one.

Vilus (Geth) belongs to Keizatsu

Orris (Turian) belongs to Keizatsu

Pandora (Muzulian)(original species) belongs to Judas_Baby

Gix (Varren) belongs to @rockwell-light

Drau Lydia (Krogan) belongs to @capybonara

Jorgal Dwick (Krogan) belongs to @semirampant-dwickery

[capwilsons]

holy shit... i just got probably the worst ask i’ve ever seen and idk whether to start some shit by publishing it

[dirhwangdaseul-archived]

i cant remember if it was dereck ch*dwick or his clone that also was on here or maybe it was that bitch diego b*rrueco or maybe it was all of them but at any rate at some point they were here on tumblr trying to get ig clout which is so stupid and then when they couldn't get it they just went around calling other users the n word and forgetting to put anon on and i think of that any time i block any porn blog following me cause when they're white those two weirdos are always in their blogs

[morningstar-descended]

owo..ywou hwave mwedium dwick enewgy owo

Oh great, the owo creature is back. Diavolo?

That weird, unpleasant, unintelligible thing is back, and I think it's trying to insult my dick. Do you mind disposing of it for me?