#dw the girls still view and respect yor as mother even if she didnt birth anya

[jamethinks]

Yor: you know, Sharon, Loid was telling me about this research paper that came out linking cigarettes to lung cancer. Maybe you should slow down a bit

Millie: yeah. My boyfriend said they're also totally bad for the environment

Sharon: let's play a game

Sharon: put a finger down if this morning you had to listen a six year old explains to you how different monkeys shit while eating bland oats because the flavored ones make his tummy hurt

Camilla: hey you're not the only mother here anymore you can't pull that card

Sharon: that's fair. Let's try this again

Sharon: 10 years ago you married a fat old man and then 3 years later had to carry a parasite in your uterus for ten months only for it to almost tear your nether region in half and spend the next 2 years sucking you dry every 4 hours and your 30 pounds fatter and your boobs touch your knees

Yor:...

Millie:...

Camilla:...

Yor: Wait. Anya was telling me about the monkeys, too. But we had crepes this morning. Can I put a finger down... or half?

Camilla: you can really tell she grew up in a jungle