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hii, hope ur alr! I was hoping to ask for a matchmake :3 I’m 5’10 with belly-button length black hair, & usually very quiet around people I don’t know well. I’m introverted, & really only have a small close-knit group of people that I hang out with, usually seem low energy but that’s just how I am!! as in facial expressions make me seem bored by default but I like to think I’m pretty chill :< (why am I still talking abt this ToT), when I get excited I talk like REALLYYY fast. I like cleaning, going out with friends, painting, playing sports, baking+cooking, music, reading, makeup/self care, & cats!! pretty closed off most of the time, I can randomly distance myself from ppl a lot but that’s just trust issues (I think? :0), I think I try to seem rlly thick skinned but I’m not, also SUUPER stubborn sometimes (oopsie). I rlly love cities, & prefer beaches over mountains (despite my phobia of water 😋😋)
so yh!! dw, ik that’s a lot & I’m so sorry 😭🫶🫶
hii, angel please, read this as in you met yuji and start dating megumi in your first year, the rest is aged up, oki? i’ll be making this every time i match with the younger, because there is not enough adults and i don’t like to be repeating the same matchings. @beeksyurr
•⁀➷ 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠. . . ﹫ 𝘮𝘦𝘨𝘶𝘮𝘪 ៹ ༉‧₊˚
megumi and you have been friends since forever. could be sandbox sweethearts or play dates gojo makes with a sorcerer who has a child (younger sibling or another case of random adoption, it keeps happening a lot).
your relationship won’t start until much later, when yuji comes to the picture, ruining your mission and suddenly transforming your duo into a trio. somehow, itadori slips his type of woman (tall) and megumi does not like that, so he has to make things clear and he asks you out with that dark look on his face, still adorable because of the pink cheeks. later, you will find out that yuji never considered you his type because he, like everyone else, thought you and fushiguro were already dating.
you both are the quiet couple out of your friend group, nobara and yuji do all the talking while megs and you stay clear of their path of chaos and meaningless fight. much rather sharing earphones, and quick glances with meanings only the two of you understand. it’s kinda creepy for anyone that catches it, how easily you can communicate and understand the other with just the eyes.
it takes a couple of weeks of dating for you two to go back to the hanging out with your friends, and somehow along the talk, something nobara said picked your interest. megumi groaned when he realized you would start talking and he would be “left alone” (he is such a drama queen). you talk really fast, and if any of the others don’t understand, you stare and him and he will translate easily.
“she said she made cookies with hazelnuts, how come you didn’t get that?” he snicker at your friends.
“that’s what she said? i thought she meant she planted nuts.” yuji baffled expressions made you laugh.
sometimes, for some unknown reason, you do this thing of avoiding everyone, and megumi although always a sweetheart respecting you and your space, does not like that. he knows it comes from a type of insecurity, and as your boyfriend of years, it’s his job to be there for you. so he always knocks on your apartment, a basket with empty canvas, paint and self care products is gifted to you. with masks on both of yours face, your favorite playlist and tint on your hands, you have a calm date being spoiled by him.
megumi as a boyfriend is the type to be calm and gentle, he values your happiness and individuality more than anything, so therefore there is no wrong doing you might do in his eyes. he thinks you are perfect as yourself but together, you are his second half. wherever you are, he goes.
──── 𓇼 ° ⋆ FUN FACTS ᵎᵎ
۫ ּ ﹗he thinks it’s adorable that you prefer cats and yet you treat his dogs and others shikigamis with too much care. except of course, mahoraga.
۫ ּ ﹗you both are very stubborn and it can be the cause of fights, it takes your friends intervening to make you both go back to normal.
۫ ּ ﹗whenever you bake sweeties, you visit him and gojo. the older man adores you and call you his “daughter in law”.
#﹙ 𝑀. ﹚ ⠀─┈ ⭑⠀ ͏͏💍#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk x reader#jujutsu kaisen x reader#megumi fushiguro#jjk megumi#jujutsu megumi#jujutsu kaisen megumi#megumi x reader#jjk megumi x reader#megumi fluff#fushiguro megumi x reader#fushiguro megumi#jjk fushiguro megumi#jjk fushiguro megumi x reader
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Morally Questionable Anime Milfs Side B Round 2 Match 8
Propaganda:
Akito -
"As the product of a toxic and abusive upbringing, Akito sure does a lot of fucked up shit and inflicts a lot of trauma on the other members of her clan. However, in the sequel series, she is shown to have made an effort to grow past that and atone, breaking the cycle of abuse by being a warm and loving mother to her own son, Shiki. Maybe it's controversial, but I do find her very attractive, and a super interesting character."
Lee Sookyung -
"She… goes to great lengths to protect her child. She goes to prison to protect him!!! And later in the apocalypse, she risks the entire group she was leading in an effort to save her son's life! But she also gives him the silent treatment for like 20 years and also kills him to try to save his life (dw abt it). Her love is pretty ruthless - all action and self-sacrifice, but no emotional comforting, no vulnerability. She's willing to make herself into a villain to protect what matters the most, but when she finally tries to say sorry and I love you, it's too little too late. In the end, her son doesn't even hear the truth from her own mouth (which he wanted more than anything). As for her milfness, need i say anything?? She's an incredible badass, wears a cool mask for a bit, is all mysterious yet wolrd weary, a certified eyebags-and-cigarette type of mom!! Mother is motheringggggg."
#tumblr polls#morally questionable anime milfs#original poll#akito sohma#sohma akito#fruits basket#furuba#fruits basket another#lee sookyung#orv#omniscient reader's viewpoint
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@pawnshopsouls
Scout hadn’t associated with Spider ever since his reset, but that didn’t mean he was out of the loop on what the Baron was up to. Both for Jay’s sake, and because the Eliksni was an amazing source of information, which had turned out to be fruitful, given the fact he’d learned a new house of Eliksni had started up in the system, and a Lightbearer was supposedly running alongside them. Now, to the Hunter, that wasn’t anything of interest, but hearing the guy’s name certainly was for one specific reason.
Their reset number was supposedly in the hundreds.
Now, Scout was no stranger to the difficulties a decent few resets brought on, even if he didn’t like to admit that his memory was going a little bit, but hundreds? That didn’t sound like it was damn possible! Unless they were modded somehow, but even that sounded dubious at best.
So, of course, the Hunter just had to give in and find the Exo in question, heading to a site on Earth they were supposedly heading to next. Scout got there before anyone else showed up, waiting for a while, eventually catching sight of what looked to be another Guardian. He decided to make his move after noting there were no Eliksni nearby (at least not yet), offering a relatively friendly, “Hey,” raising his hands to show he didn’t have any weapons at the ready.
#prince of a thousand enemies | scout#salem | pawnshopsouls#ic#closed starter#i SAID i wouldnt write scout but#for once it's not just that hes the loudest muse#he just genuinely fits the best here lmao#also dw abt length#feel free to match#or go longer or shorter idm#also lmk if i should change anything!
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CW;
Mentions of fighting, as well as some harsh degrading (altho cm's somewhat nice abt it dw!!)
After a pretty big fight, Cm and Eteled decided to not talk to each other for a while.
It was a stupid argument; but thanks to their stubbornness, it eventually got physical.
Thankfully, they didn't hurt each other that bad but it was bad enough.
Eteled patched himself up shortly after the argument but Cm didn't. He just sat in silence.
Eventually, he got up and walked towards Eteled. "Look, I'm sorry. The argument was really stupid but it was starting to get to me."
Eteled crossed his arms, huffing quietly before turning his head.
"Ugh you're so impossible to deal with."
Cm got frustrated at Eteled's continued ignoring.
He tightly grabbed Eteled's wrists and pushed the other to the ground.
"Look, El. I don't want this to go on for a millenium. Could you just, talk to me at least?"
Eventually, Eteled angrily sighed, frowning a little. "Fine. But you're kinda puncturing my wrists."
Cm let go, awkwardly apologizing immediately after.
"That's better." Eteled carefully massaged the area where Cm held him.
"Maybe if you'd be more gentle, maybe I'd want to accept your apology." He stopped and sat up.
"Oh, I know what'll make you accept it."
Cm rubbed a hand over the other's crotch, making Eteled sigh a little.
"You're so annoying."
Eteled pulled off his pants, looking away awkwardly before beginning to blush.
"Come on and get it over with. It's an apology, isn't it?"
Cm pulled Eteled up by his legs, putting his head inbetween his boyfriend's legs.
"I'll make sure every part of the apology will be absolutely deserved."
He quickly went to business, licking and sucking at Eteled's soft length.
"This is so embarrassing." Eteled frowned a little, starting to blush.
Cm pulled away to speak.
"It's just you and me here, El. No one to interrupt us."
Eteled huffed a little. "You don't get it."
Cm raised an eyebrow, teasing the other a little. "What don't I get? You're being quite too vague."
"Prick." Eteled suddenly felt a sharp finger prodding against his hole,letting out a soft yelp. "For a man who's ass is easily accessible, you're being quite bold."
Cm pulled his length out, getting harder thanks to Eteled.
"Should I remind you how much I could fuck you up so bad?"
He gripped Eteled's ass harder, bringing it close to his cock.
"You'd probably like that. You're the type that'd act all cool but become a whiny bitch in bed."
He roughly grinded against the other's hole. "I'm gonna fuck you so hard, you won't be able to stand right."
He cut down on his shitty-like personality and his tone turned more concerning. "If I get too much for you rather with the name-calling, or anything just let me know." He lovingly kissed Eteled on the cheek.
Eteled nodded quietly. Sure, they might've gotten into a fight, but they still love each other.
That, and the way Cm talks like that gets Eteled hard, so it's pretty much mutual.
Cm helped Eteled onto his back, holding his wrists down much more carefully this time.
The taller mii moved his hands to the floor, harshly gripping it instead of the both of Eteled's wrists as he pushed inside of the smaller mii's hole.
Eteled gritted his teeth, closing his eyes painfully.
Eventually, a few tears came out of his eyes, making Cm stop.
"Are you alright? Am I hurting you?"
Eteled opened his eyes again, realizing himself that he was crying.
He wiped the tears from his eyes. "I'm fine, I'm fine. It just hurts a little."
Cm gently kissed the areas where Eteled's tears fell.
"I'll try to be more gentle."
Cm reassured his boyfriend, eventually getting halfway in.
"You ready?"
Eteled held onto Cm, wrapping his legs around him. "Mhm."
Cm fucked into his boyfriend, humming quietly as he listened to his strained moans.
He went faster, making Eteled cum early.
"That was really cute." Cm gently stroked the smaller mii's cock slowly, matching his stroking pace with his hips.
Eteled groaned softly, tightly holding onto Cm.
"You like that?"
Cm moved faster, making Eteled bite back a few moans.
Sure, he loved his boyfriend; but he wasn't gonna get all of the satisfaction. Eteled's too stubborn to let that happen.
"Hm." Cm noticed exactly what Eteled was doing, eventually slamming into him harder to make him speak.
"FUCK~!!"
Eteled groaned out loudly, almost immediately losing the battle.
"You're such a cute little bitch. Clinging onto me like this."
Cm moaned softly, moving his mouth to Eteled's neck.
He kissed and nipped at it, his moans becoming louder.
"Fuck I'm gonna cum so hard."
He roughly hit the other's prostate, making tears of overstimulation come out from the smaller mii again.
"You're gonna take it, like a good bitch. You hear me?"
Eteled whined loudly, melting by Cm's words.
"Good."
He roughly bit at Eteled's neck, cumming inside of him.
A loud moan came from Eteled before he eventually went limp.
Cm pulled out once he was done, sighing loudly as he got off of Eteled and laid next to him.
"Want me to finish that blowjob from earlier?"
"Mmhm."
The shorter mii panted tiredly, his sweat rolling down to his legs.
"You're so sexy El."
Cm licked Eteled's thigh before moving to his cock, taking the soft length inside of his mouth.
"Mmh." He moaned against it softly.
Soft slurps and sucks came from the taller mii, as well as some more moans.
"Hh fuck."
Eteled held Cm's head down, fucking into his mouth.
Eventually, he came inside of his mouth.
"Hhnh.!!!" He whined loudly, letting go once he was done.
Cm swallowed lovingly, kissing the other on his forehead.
"I'm sorry for that whole fight."
Eteled smiled tiredly. "I'm sorry too."
Cm tightly hugged his boyfriend, humming softly. "That was really fun, though."
"It was." Eteled blushed a little. "Was that, technically hate sex?"
"I dunno, I'd say more makeup sex. But speaking of makeup."
Cm pulled Eteled into a kiss, roughly turning it into a makeout session.
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🌹; Life in Death
@zombiecola
The summer months were quickly approaching, making the days longer and brighter. While most people would enjoy the sun, Scarlet had a particular s e n s i t i v i t y to the harsh light and heat brought about by the sun’s unrelenting rays. The lack of pigment in her eyes and skin caused her a great deal of discomfort during the summer, but her everlasting adoration of nature in bloom tempted her. Although she preferred fall to summer personally, her mother and Tristan had always loved the warmer months, with her mother holding a fondness for gardening, and Tristan simply enjoying the opportunities the weather brought to leave the house more often. Summer, although physically painful, allowed her to feel closer to the people she had lost... the people she was RESPONSIBLE for losing. While not only being a good source for artistic inspiration, summer provided her with a time for mourning and remembering her purpose.
She sat under a tree in an attempt to shield herself from the sun, sketchbook open in her lap. Wild flowers grew along the park’s grassy plains; sporadic cherry blossoms still clung to the branches above her head offering pops of pale pink hues among the heavy green foliage. It was no wonder some called her a vampire, with her sickly pallor and eyes shifting to red in direct light in combination with her vintage aesthetic acquired through thrifting and hand-me-downs, she truly looked the part. The fact that she never denied any rumor stating that she was cursed, something other than human, or simply plain evil also did not help. But this is how she CHOSE to present herself, as it made it much less likely anyone would try to develop any emotionally significant relationship with her.
The sound of an all-too-cheery tune and the excited laughter from children pulled her from her concentrated sketching, a sound she recognized from deep in her once delightful past as being the ever iconic Ice Cream Truck. She would have brushed it off, staying there in her spot despite how uncomfortable the heat was getting as the afternoon crept closer, until she saw who was operating the truck. He seemed to be in some special effects makeup, giving him the appearance of a reanimated corpse. His green skin apparent even with her rather poor eyesight. Violet eyes squinted in an attempt to see him better until she gave in and decided to approach him for a better look. It had been quite a while since she had treated herself to anything like ice cream, and she had recently been paid for a rather large commission anyhow, so perhaps now was the time she could afford such a treat.
Slipping her sketchbook into her messenger bag that rested at her hip and pulling her crimson hood over her snowy locks, she approached, the atmosphere around the truck becoming noticeably more tense as she took her place in line. She paid no mind to it, however, instead simply scanning the menu before landing on a rather admittedly beautiful cone with ice cream shaped like rose petals. As she reached the front of the line, she removed her hood, eyes glimmering red in the summer sun, and pointed at the picture with a single delicate sprinkled with scars
❝ A strawberry cone in the shape of a rose, please, ❞ she stated, voice cold as ice as she scanned him in a fairly analytic manner. Her fiery gaze flickered up to him, unwavering from his form, eyes scanning and taking all of him in. This makeup was rather suspiciously intricate. Scarlet tilted her head. ❝ How did you manage the effects for your missing eye? ❞
#[ 🌹 | i know exactly why i walk and talk like a machine { IC } ]#[ 🌹 | can't let your cold heart be free { V; MAIN } ]#zombiecola#{ y o lemme know if anything needs to be changed !! dw abt matching the length or anything sine this got a Bit Long ergrg }#{ bc i have No Self Control }
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𝑀𝒜𝒯𝒞𝐻-𝒰𝒫
Hi! I wanted to ask for a haikyuu matchup (I can’t remember if I can ask for more than one but if I can can you pls also do bnha, if not pls ignore!) please! I’m 5'3, with brown hair and blue eyes. My hair is kinda wavy and is mmmm maybe shoulder length? in requards to other aspects of my appearance, I’m a chubby girl and I’m kinda :// abt it, but I’m trying to work on that dw! I usually wear things that are more comfy that I can hide my body in, like a hoodie or some large shirt. I promise I know fashion I just dont feel like dressing nice unless I have to lmaoo
persoanlity: I’m an aquarius sun and my moon is in capricorn (idk if you the signs) and my personality thingy is infp (specifically infp-T). rn I’m really into plants and kpop and witchy stuff, but it changes like, every month what I’m into. I’m usually really quiet unless someone talks to me and then I wont stru. I stay inside a lot, like a lot a lot, if I dont have anywhere to be. usually you can find me asleep (I’m like, nocturnal rn), or just laying in my bed. like I said, if I have no where to be….I’m staying inside so I might as well be in bed. With friends I can be very lovey and often ask for kisses or to hold hands with my friends (they never let me) and confession time: due to personal reasons, I’m fearful of men to a certain degree. I can be around them most of the time but usually I’ll only hang around men if I feel safe or secure around them/they even my trust. it’s nothing to do with how they present themselves, but you know. oh and I’ve never been in a “relationship” relationship. people have dated me in the past but it was all them trying to pass time. anyway, I’m so sorry if this is incoherent, it’s really hard to describe yourself when you’re falling asleep at 5am. mwah! good luck w this
。o°✥✤✣ ✣✤✥°o。
@canyoufeelmyheart-, Hello and thank you for requesting! I’m sorry I couldn’t do bnha, I haven’t watched it enough to have an actual answer, so here is a Haikyuu one! I hope you like it~~!
>Admin 𝕋
ɪ ꜱʜɪᴘ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡɪᴛʜ
𝓚𝓮𝓷𝓶𝓪 𝓚𝓸𝔃𝓾𝓶𝓮
Hear me out, now. I feel like Kenma would be such a good match for you! He is an introvert who likes to stay in, you’re a ambivert you also likes to stay in, it just makes sense, ya know. And when I say ambivert, it’s because you’re shy before really getting to know someone, and that’s is a good thing for Kenma, because we all know that he a super quiet person, and sometimes he needs a little push to be a bit more extroverted. And since you can be either introverted or extroverted, you can definitely help him feel more comfortable in situations that call for extroversion.
Kenma and you could always have stay at home dates, where he teaches you about favorite video games, or you can have him listen to your favorite K-pop bands, and eventually both your interests with rub off on each other. AND, this boy is totally nocturnal too, you both will spend all hours of the night just talking about anything and everything, from friends to your future together. It took awhile for you and Kenma to talk, seeing as both of you are shy when meeting new people, but you guys somehow ended up the best of friends, til Kenma decided to do the first move. Like, this is where you two spend and get to know each other, and yeah you may have differences, but it’s for the better. Similarities and differences make a relationship interesting ya know.
Kenma couldn’t care less about your body, or how tall you are(even though, deep down, he likes that you are a but shorter than him). He’ll see it as a win on his part, but mostly Kenma isn’t one to really dwell on appearances, it’s definitely more a personality thing for him. And fashion wise, I feel like kenma likes fashion up to a point, but he wouldn’t hold it against you if you never really dressed up. But, what he would love is if you just dressed up for him lolol the boy would SWOON! He will love to play with your hair, and braid it into cute styles all the time when you guys hang out, it’s so freaking cute!!!!!!
Now, we all know how analytical Kenma is, and this is the reason why I picked him for you. You said that you have a little fear for men, and Kenma would instantly pick up on that. Before getting to really know him and be comfortable with him, he’ll set these imaginary boundaries just for you, so he doesn’t scare you. And as much as he wants to get closer to you, he respects you enough to follow your lead. So, when you do start getting comfortable with him, and start holding his hand and hugging him and such, Kenma will let gradually tear down your walls. But, he knows when to push and pull, when you don’t want to do something or when you feel anxious. He wouldn’t be one of those guys that dated you to pass time, no he is in it for the long run.
He isn’t as affectionate as you would be, but he would certainly love the attention you give him! With the hand holding and the kisses and the cuddles that would happen really late into the night, he would love all of it. Especially if they were coming from you!
All in all, I feel like kenma is the best match for you, him being the sensitive boy he is and you being the bubbly but introverted significant other he needs!
。o°✥✤✣ ✣✤✥°o。
#match-ups#matchup#submissions#anime matchup#submission#kenma matchup#haikyuu x reader#haikyuu imagines#haikyuu matchups#kenma x reader#kenma imagine#kenma scenarios#haikyuu!!#kenma kozume#nekoma#t replies!
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for @happilyhellish / sc.
it only cost him a bag of beef jerky to set the wolfpack on the hapless kitchen staff, freeing up the kitchen for at LEAST an hour. still, cupcakes were a pain in the ass to make -- ESPECIALLY the one that were infused with the souls of the damned. freshly damned souls looked kinda gross, and were super annoying with their wailing and shit, which was why jak bonked the top of the jar with his fist again. even though it was tightly sealed ( with a literal seal ), he’d bonked it so many times he was starting to leave a DENT.
still, cupcakes ! he needed to make cupcakes !! why ? well, one look around the kitchen could give you a hint of an idea, considering the large number of fairly amateurish posters that boldly demanded “JOIN THE HUMONSTER SOCIETY TODAY! A SOCIETY FOR MONSTERS WHO LOOK LIKE HUMANS. ALSO WE HAVE CUPCAKES”. ( he’d gone for cupcakes because he wasn’t a huge fan of them, personally. too much cake for something that tiny. but if he’d made literally any other typical bake sale good, he’d have eaten the whole batch. )
these were MONSTERS, though, so he had to make them MONSTER-y in order to avoid arousing suspicion. the idea of a club for human-looking monsters slash HUMONSTERS ( maybe he should shorten it to humons... ) was already fairly risky, and he sure hadn’t brought it up to the school to make it a legitimate club, but he didn’t have the time for that !!
❝ gotta hurry, gotta hurry, else i'm TOTALLY fucked... !! ❞
muttering to himself as he finished off the batter, he speedily began to draw a magic circle with chocolate syrup on top, before sighing.
it looked like SHIT, but it’d have to do. shutting off the lights, he got out a fancy candelabrum, lit all the candles with a purple flame, and then began to chant jibberish while holding the jar of damned souls, which began to scream. VIOLENTLY. this alone was enough to attract attention from people passing by, but it wasn’t too out of the ordinary for this place.
he hadn’t considered the fact that he'd KINDA gotten rid of the kitchen staff, which meant lunch wasn’t being served.
#ABSOLUTE JAKASS ! ☆ ┊ ☆ IC.#i hope this is ok!! lemme know if you want smth different!#also dw abt matching my length or anything like that lmao#happilyhellish
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