#dude idk how to tell you this but 170cm is literally the average height for a man in brazil lol

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Dream reaction to their S/O being extremely petite

♡ Renjun ♡

Renjun is 170cm or 5′7″ 

So he’s one of the shortest in NCT

He’s always getting clowned for his height 

Because of this, he’d LOVE having an S/O who’d be extremely short 

He’d love putting his chin on the top of your head and he’d also love forcing you to stand on your tippy toes to kiss him 

It would make the entire experience 1000% more adorable 

It would also make him feel more manly !!! 

Like,,, he’d feel like he could take care of you better and protect you better if you’re a shortie 

He’d also totally baby you 

He’d use a lot of aegyo on you 

I am firm in this belief and you can’t change my mind 

He’d also purposefully put things on higher shelves (but not too high since he’s not that tall himself) just so you could ask him to get them for you 

He’d LOVE it when you do that cause it would make him feel tall and so so happy :) 

He’d love to have his arm around your neck and shoulders 

And he’d like,, cradle your head into his chest whenever y’all are just standing there 

Omg it’d be so cute I’m dying 

He’d also love to kiss the top of your head and your forehead !! 

And when he hugs you, he’d put his cheek on the top of your head and close his eyes and he’d be so content there in that moment 

Overall, Renjun would think that having a short S/O would be the cutest ever and he’d be so happy 

♡ Jeno ♡

Jeno is 177cm or 5′9.5″ 

So he’s like average height for a dude 

But that’d also give a lot of room for a huge height difference 

Like Jeno is literally 30cm taller than me wtf 

I feel like Jeno wouldn’t comment very much on your height 

He would, however, do small actions here and there to show that he’s always thinking about your small stature 

Like, if you’re in a large crowd, he’d loop his arm around your shoulders so you don’t get lost 

My friends do that to me all the time lmao 

Or if you’re trying to get into an insanely tall chair, he’d lift you up 

Or he’d put all the cups and bowls on the lower shelf in the dorm when he knows you’re gonna come visit 

But other than that, I feel like he’d just never say anything about it 

Especially if he knows that you’re insecure about your height 

He’d NEVER make fun of you 

Like Renjun, I also feel like he’d like to force you to reach up on your tippy toes to kiss him 

He thinks it’s really cute lol 

You’d just have to concede to kissing his jawline or neck or smth smh 

He just likes to tease you 

It’s all in good fun 

Overall, he’d be very cute and wouldn’t make fun of your height at all; he’d also be very gentle and caring and considerate when it comes to your height 

♡ Haechan ♡

Haechan is 174cm or 5′8″ 

So he’s also very much average height 

Omfg you’d hate this egg 

He’d CONSTANTLY be making fun of your height 

If you’re too short to reach something? You bet yo booty gon be clowned around with 

If you’re tryna kiss him but can’t reach his lips? He’s gonna laugh at you and say “sorry no kisses then” ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

He LOVES to make you mad 

Because short people who are mad are just the funniest tthing apparently?? 

He’d just enjoy it a lot 

But if you were to ever go to him and be like “yo, I’m really insecure about my height” 

Then he’d totally tone it down a bit 

Not completely, but he wouldn’t clown you as much 

Besides that, he’d also be like Renjun and puts things on higher shelves to make you have to go get him to get them down 

If you were to pull up a chair to get it yourself, he’d get SO offended 

I also feel like Haechan would be one to be extra more cuddly with a shorter S/O 

If y’all are standing up, he’d love to put his chin on your head and his arms around your shoulders 

Or he’d like to reach all the way down and put his chin on your shoulder and hands on your hips 

And then he’d complain that his back hurts from leaning down lmao this dork 

If y’all are sitting down, he’d love to have you sit on his lap and put his chin on your shoulder and wrap his arms around your waist 

He claims you’re the perfect height for him and only him 

And his hugs!!! 

You’d get ENVELOPED in his hugs 

He’d love to just give your entire body a hug 

Not a single square centimeter would go unloved 

Overall, he’d clown you a lot, but he still loves you and your height and he’d be a huge cuddly bear 

♡ Jaemin ♡

Jaemin is 176cm or 5′9″ 

So he’s also very average in height 

Like Renjun, he’d also baby you a lot 

And use that aegyo voice on you 

Idk who’d complain about that though 

But he’d love to pick you up and give you hugs and twirl you around 

And when he hugs you when you’re standing, he’d pout his lips, close his eyes, and rub his cheeks all over the top of your head 

Side note, I feel like Jaemin’s ideal type is someone who’s very feminine and very short, so he’d go CRAZY if you were considerably short 

He just seems like someone who likes to take care of other people, so he’d love to baby a petite S/O 

Once again, he’d totally be one to put things on tall shelves just so you could ask him to get it for you 

Unlike the other boys though, if anyone ever made fun of his S/O’s height, he’d get so defensive and tell them that you can’t change your height, but they can change their attitude 

He never wants you to feel bad about your height 

OH and he always does manner legs too !!! 

(For those of you who don’t know, manner legs is basically when a tall person spreads their legs apart really wide in order to lower their height. It’s seen as respectful in Korean culture) 

He’d do this to talk to you when y’all are standing up 

Just to get more on your level, ya know? 

Always comparing his body to yours too 

Like he’s always showing off to EVERYBODY how much bigger his hands are to yours 

Or telling everybody how small your nose is 

Always pinching your cheeks and calling you baby 

Overall, he’d be very sensitive to your height and baby you around EXTRA HARD 

♡ Chenle ♡

Chenle is 178cm or 5′10″ 

 Average height, more so on the tall side 

I feel like he’s one to think large height differences in relationships are cute 

He’d also be one to make fun of your height though 

And if you’re struggling with something, he wouldn’t even help you 

What a meanie >:( 

He’d literally just stand there and watch you struggle and just do his dolphin laugh 

He’d think it’s SO hilarious 

Besides that, he’d be pretty cute around you 

Like Jaemin, he’d compare the size of his body to yours a lot too 

Especially your hands !!! 

He loves pointing out to other people how much bigger his hands are to yours 

Or his already big head to your head size 

He’d also be really clingy 

Always leaning down on you 

Head on your shoulder 

Boy’s gonna get a back ache from leaning down so much 

His arms around your waist 

And this is just how he chills when y’all are hanging with the boys 

He’d also like to envelope you in giant hugs 

Chenle is an AMAZING hugger,,, I just KNOW it 

Like he just swallows up your entire body and he’s just so content 

He likes making you feel safe 

Always having a hand on your back or his arms around your shoulders or your arms hooked together 

He’s also extremely playful with you 

Not leaning down to give you kisses 

Holding things especially your phone when you won’t pay attention to him above his head and making you jump around to try and get it 

Picking you up and carrying you around 

Holding you up to see over crowds 

LOTS of piggyback rides 

He’s just so adorable with you 

And he’s SO gentle with you 

You’re like glass and he doesn’t want to break you 

Everyone’s envious of y’all’s relationship 

It’s just so cute 

Overall, Chenle would be very teasing to a short S/O, but also very playful and everyone’s really jealous of your relationship together 

♡ Jisung ♡

Jisung is 179cm or 5′10″ goddamn he’s tall 

Like Chenle, he’s technically average height, but he’s a little bit on the taller side 

But if you’re a shortie that’s a HUGE height difference 

Lol he’s a whole foot taller than me 

I feel like he’d LOVE and maybe almost prefer a short S/O 

Being the current maknae of NCT, it would just make him feel more mature 

He’s also the tallest in Dream, so he’s used to there being a height difference with the members 

I also feel like Jisung would like to have a hand on your back or around your shoulders when you’re walking through a large crowd 

He’d be able to see over everyone, so you’d have to use him as a way of getting around lol how adorable 

He’d also like to play with your hair when y’all are just standing around because his hands are just right there and he’s bored 

Makes fun of you A LOT 

Like maybe even more than Haechan and Chenle?? 

It’s just so easy; you’re too tiny and he’s too tall 

If you’re older than him, expect formalities to completely go out the window 

“What you gon do about it?? Slap me?? You can’t even reach my face” 

Maknae on top, am I right? 

He’s kinda awkward with hugs though?? 

Like he just doesn’t know what to do with his long limbs and your small body 

So when he “hugs” you, he’s usually behind you with his arms around your shoulders and neck 

Which is still adorable by the way 

I also feel like he’d be a sweetheart about your height though 

When he isn’t clowning you that is 

Like he’d always be thinking about if you can reach something in the cupboards 

Or if he’d go shopping with you, he’d always be looking on the top shelves for something you might miss since you can’t see 

And like I said before, if y’all were in a large crowd, he’d always be holding onto you and looking over the crowd to help guide you 

Wants to pinch your cheeks all the time since you’re so cute 

Overall, he’d like to make fun of you a lot, but he’s still a total sweetheart and helps you out even more 

Update 9/6/19: The profile I looked at still listed Chenle as 174cm tall, but a reader informed me that Chenle has grown to 178cm! So he’s basically the same height as Jisung. Such tol bois. And thank you for the correction!