#dork john

[bbc-trolls]

The younger siblings have passed judgement.

[thatbennybee]

Clay's GRWM

My personal headcanon for Clay's routine when it was time to get ready for BroZone!! (When it was still fun for him)

[pealingpetals]

sunday funday homestuck crimes. (i am aware i have no taste this is for me <3)

[rinnivin]

historical hamilton: the sequel

ahhahaahahahahaha im so happy with this new style idc it saves me so much time and stress and i get to focus more on expressions and poses rather than perfection (idk if yall see the difference but i do)

flat color

[autistic-danieljackson]

Another thing about Stargate being an early 2000s show is the writers obviously wanted John to be a womanizer and by all means he should have been but whether they just did it badly or it was the way Joe Flanigan played him he so isn't and it makes him so awkward and endearing I love it

[le-fandom-prince]

have some Sherlock pics while i fight writers block

okay, peace

[jdmorganz]

JEFFREY DEAN MORGAN at Creation Columbus Convention June 9th 2024

[existentialgaybirdnerd]

If Ghost wants people to know him on a personal level after the whole Roba thing, he creates a scavenger hunt.

He gets closer to Soap and Gaz (Price has already gone through this cause both of them thought it would be funny) so they wake up to find an envelope on their chests or something.

It details that they have the day off to do something, and the something is a vague instruction to go somewhere.

They go to that place and find another note, detailing it's a scavenger hunt with a small riddle on something Ghost prefers in the corner, telling them to keep the riddle, it'll be useful later.

They get through 25 of these locations around base, 25 riddles detailing something about Ghost on a personal level but they don't know that yet. They're having fun cause snacks are included and they're together.

At location 30, they see Price and Ghost sitting at the location, it's a not well known location so it's secluded and Ghost's mask is off as they talk and Ghost fiddles with a piece of paper.

This piece of paper simply says "Thank you for getting to know me. My name is Simon Riley"

He hands it to them and they read it and then start putting two and two together, understanding that the riddles were just details Ghost wanted to share about his life and that he's a fucking dork but he's their dork and now they're excited to get to know him more because Price informs them that this is Ghost getting comfortable enough to open up as a friend rather than teammate.

I just, had this vision of Ghost being a damn dork (he tells puns for fuck's sake) and really opening up to those he wants to be friends with via something completely out of character to anyone who doesn't know him, so he makes a scavenger hunt rather than be a normal person and just have a convo lol.

[therogerclarkfanclub]

Rob Wiethoff and Roger Clark

1st Grade Yearbook Photo

Saint Denis Elementary School

[iamalastor]

I can't believe it was the calmest Queen member who wrote Another One Bites The Dust 😳

[alienbabydraws]

You Know What (A Homestuck Rarepair Fancomic)

Take off your sneakers, on pain of death.

(Update every Tues & Sat)

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[akai-akai]

Imagine going to the carnival with Simon.

Gender-neutral reader.

Let's say he's on leave and there's a traveling carnival heading through town so of course you drag Simon along with you, naturally. Coerce him into buying you both corndogs and lemon shake-ups and funnel cake and play all the carnival games, and he definitely gets frustrated when he can't land those god damned rings on the bottles.

But then you spot it a few pop-up stands away. A massive stuffed animal that you absolutely need to take home. And just your luck, it's one of those arcade-like shooter games, so you're turning to him with the biggest puppy eyes you can manage and asking him so sweetly to win it for you.

And ohohoooo boy, as soon as you point it out to Simon, he's on a fucking mission. Slaps the money down in front of the vendor, gets in position, and he looks so bloody attractive when he's so focused and effortlessly hitting target after target with the cheaply-made, unreliable toy rifle. He even adjusts for the off-center scope while you watch excitedly behind him.

The vendor has to stop him short before he wins the entire fucking wall of stuffed animals and pool floaties in one round, and then they get the comically large stuffed animal off the rack for you and Simon takes it and turns to you with a smug look, his dark and brooding demeanor contrasting with the cartoonish and comically large prize in his arms.

You take it from him happily as you both make your way back to his car, the silly thing taking up the entirety of the back seat.

"Hope that thing doesn't replace me in bed tonight," he grumbles, amused.

"I'd never," you say to him. (It ends up in bed with you anyway, but he's possessive enough that he'll scrap with the bloody thing to spoon with you. You'll wake up in the morning with the stuffed animal mysteriously having ended up on the other side of the room.)

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inspired by my ex-military uncle scaring that poor carnival game vendor in a shooting game at our local carnival last week winning a giant pink orca for a little girl (the same uncle who blew a giant hole in the ground with a firework on the 4th of July)

the last part's inspired by that "me and my girlfriend and her life-sized body pillow" meme that was circulating fandoms a while back

[lenle-g]

Inspired by this WIP by @coco9728:

John, fresh from orbit, strolled into the Tracy lounge. Though it felt nice to be home and see his brothers, a small part of him still longed for space, for the stars, for TB5. "Hey John!" Virgil was lying on the couch, his leg still in a cast from yesterday's rescue. He seemed to be watching some sort of engineering documentary. "Hi Virgil, do you need anything? A drink, a snack?" That set a grin on Virgil's face. God, he loved his brothers smile. "I think there's some leftover jelly in the fridge, want to share it with me?"

John smiled. "Sure! I'm on it!" He went to the kitchen and got the required item, but unfortunately, on his way back, he failed to notice the cushion that had fallen off one of the couches. He yelped, legs flailing for purchase as he began to fall. But having only just arrived back on earth that morning, his body had not yet had the chance to adapt to the change in gravity. So down he went. Virgil, having heard the very high-pitched yelp of surprise, looked up just in time to see John topple forward and come crashing down on top of Virgil. John, having yet again lost another battle with gravity (his ultimate nemesis), quickly scrambled to his feet and looked down to see a now very green looking Virgil. There was jelly everywhere. On the couch, his clothes, hair, eyes, and even in his ear by the looks of it. "Oh Virgil, I'm so sorry! Are you ok? I didn't hurt you, did I? How's the leg? Oh god!" "John! Calm down, it's ok, i'm ok! It tastes pretty good, actually!" And there was his brother with a lopsided grin as he tried to lick the green jelly of his nose. "I...I'll just go and get something to help clean this up." And John hurried from the room, his cheeks just a little red from embarrassment.

[twinghoulites]

dorks in love

[tonymarias]

in relation to this post here’s 24 year old Johnny Knoxville in his first film role… in a soft core porn…

[beatleswings]

THE BEATLES arriving at the TV studio to film for BIG NIGHT OUT by boat along the Thames. February 23, 1964.