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asjhdaksd the delivery of this line KILLS me every time like the raw EMOTIOn
anyways i miss studio c og cast
Matt Meese and Jason Gray - Studio C Substitute Breakup Sketch.
One of their greater sketches, I couldn’t find this on Tumblr, and it really deserved to be there.
If you haven’t, you should really watch it! Soo goodddd… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQgoWj4RcCE
(scott sterling btw)
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your honor, I love him ♡
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WIND BREAKER: Special Comic (Bonus from BD & DVD Vol.1) English Translation
#melody talks (& talks & talks & talks)#i love when he does that sassy lil finger#makes me feel some typa way#he can put a baby in my oven that's all I'm gonna say#suo baby we could be great parents that's all I'm gonna say#like i would be such a doting and sweet wife and we could be dual income bc I'm stubborn and independent and i could treat you so well#honestly you dont even have to work!! just sit pretty while i work on my laptop honey that's all i ask#suo trophy husband!!! SUO TROPHY HUSBAND!!!!#suo baby all im asking for is one chance ONE CHANCE and i could change your life i just know it#the banter we would have? stfu and date me already#wind breaker (satoru nii)#oh to be 2d and fictional#hayato suo
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noah kahan really said growing up in a small, bitter hometown is about the rage and the hatred that's been sung about many times before but it's also about love and devotion and the 'all three of us were drowning and we didn't know how to save each other but there was an understanding that we were all drowning together' of it all and knowing people so intimately yet not being able to help anyone and he's morally grey at best in a lot of his songs and objectively the bad guy in others and that's just how it is and it's about substance abuse and normalised crime and teen suicide and country roads and failed exams and leaving and being left and love and hate and love and hate and love and
#anyway. listening to orange juice again. like it's my fault#girls when growing sideways and view between villages and northern attitude and homesick and stick season come on#like new england must actually be called that for a reason bc you cant convince me this guy isnt actually secretly singing about england#like even when he sings about the WEATHER im like !!! this guy gets it fr!!!#IM TIRED OF DIRT ROADS NAMED AFTER HIGH SCHOOL FRIEND'S GRANDFATHERS AND MOTHERFUCKERS HERE DONT KNOW#THEY CAUGHT THE BOSTON BOMBERS TIME MOVES SO DAMN SLOW I SWEAR I FEEL MY ORGANS FAILING I STOPPED CARING ABOUT A MONTH AGO#SINCE IT'S BEEN SMOOTH SAILING I WOULD LEAVE IF ONLY I COULD FIND A REASON IM MEAN BECAUSE I GREW UP IN NEW ENGLAND!!!#or the entirety of growing sideways. divvied up my anger into 30 seperate parts keep the bad shit in my liver and the rest around my heart#r u even listening. what the hell#HONEY COME OVEERRRRRR THE PARTY'S GONE SLOWERRR AND NO ONE WILL TEMPT YOU WE KNOW YOUVE GONE SOBER <- sobbing#noah kahan#stick season
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diversity win your spam emails are queer
#deltarune#spamton#swatch#art#doodles#pansexual#lgbt#bigshot spamton#stupid joke ive had sitting in my head for months whjbfghbjdfg. artist brain override gay brain (me too). good for him though!!#me refilling my printer ink tanks: omg my printer is pan... soooo coool....#and dont forget that he owned the mettaton dress of transgenderism either. arguably this has the trans flag colors too#wait theres a car joke here also. TransAm? more like TransPan. haha nice#+ his glasses fit the theme so Bonus Spam + i changed my 90s swat a little again#they're just gonna be different every time i draw them. for funsies. and thats fine. i havent even posted 90s queen yet SMFH !!!!!#there's something to be said about metaphors in their 90s fashion choices. something something more colorful design back then#something something not hiding their eyes yet something something Learned A Lesson....#you could read that a certain way. or perhaps not#obligatory 'my swatch uses they them' tag#obligatory 'fine to tag as ship if you want idc' tag#obligatory 'oh god i swear im trying so hard to draw and post more' tag#i saw a tag on a post from like 2019 that said 'man i only posted 9 times last month!' and im like. god. i wish i could post 9 times a#month Now???? honey you had a big storm comin#i just keep starting things i dont have the energy to finish. except for a silly gay color profile joke apparently#im sure the Smoke Smell goes reeeal good with the Dumpster Smell btw.
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blue and green 💙💚
#critical role#critical role fanart#dashrym#orym of the air ashari#dorian storm#ashton greymoore#critical doodles#suggestive#i suppose#ashton honey you need to freshen up ur nail polish#also is it weird to feel self-conscious about posting too much art???#during the week i'll tinker with various drawings inbetween work#and then come the weekend i'll just have a bunch of em that just need a couple finishing touches#and then i'll have a ton of shit to post#but also be like 'odd stop youre gonna spam ppl'#and it makes me feel self-conscious#I DONT KNOW MAN#anyway........ hey how you doing#seen any cool birds lately?
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i feel like smth not touched on enough is how,,, genuine astarion is for the very first rest.
he asks the player for confirmation that this is where theyre all stopping for the night and his eyes are so wide and his tone is so light
first bit of info he’ll divulge about himself is that hes not used to curling up in the dirt, and that it’s “a little novel” with this sort of amused exhale of air and lilt at the end like hes still incredulous
if you tell him to give it a try hes like aha nope! i need time to do some hard thinkin and process all of this and it comes across as he says it that hes still processing
and the way he says “you sleep, i’ll keep watch” is so very genuine imo.
and if you thank him, it’s like he realizes that by being nice/courteous he can get the player to like him more, so ONLY THEN does he turn on the charm. at the very end on the conversation.
#frankie posts#bg3 spoilers#gripping u by ur shoulders#do you know how many times ive had this godsdamned conversation with hum#him#and each time im like. thats a very good voice#very un honeyed very natural and then he says the last line n im like 🫡 time to play the game#dont tell me things that i alreaxy know okay like why he offered to keep watch and why he needs to process#I KNOW OKAY#IM SHYST SAYING#ITS VERY GENUINE
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Which ship do you guys prefer and why?
Comment down below! :)
#sonadow#shadamy#knuxouge#sonamy#silvaze#shadoney#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#amy rose#rouge the bat#knuckles the echidna#silver the hedgehog#blaze the cat#honey the cat#ships#pls dont hate me#you can visit artist on reddit#reddit.com/r/SonicTheHedgehog/comments/sf9dit/since_its_almost_valentines_day_i_decided_to_give/#that is link to artist page#you guys should visit nottheweirdest on ao3#and on tumblr#go show her some love
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Sora: If you haven't noticed, things don't always go right for me
Nya, who had turned into the ocean for a year, the most complicated relationship drama known to man, identity and self-worth issues involving Samurai X, erased a timeline and realm once, grew up thinking her parents were dead, and watched her friends die multiple times: Oh, girl, welcome to the club
#ninjago#dragons rising#ninjago dragons rising#lego ninjago#lego ninjago dragons rising#ninjago sora#ninjago nya#sora#nya smith#text post#talk#memes#i say this in a positive light. its positive but also slightly amusing to me#oh sora honey you have no idea. bad luck is a ninjas THING dont you worry#i think nya would see this self-deprication and just clap her on the back like yeah. i feel ya#and sora is just ?????#'but your a ninja'#'yeah??? and???? this is like a weekly occurence to me'#'oh my god...'#'yeah you get used to it'#i just know that nya was restraining herself from casually mentioning a djinn really wanted to marry her that one time#or that yknow she and jay are responsible for that realm getting destroyed#she has got to have been SOOOO PISSED AT THE DJINN THAT WHOLE EPISODE LMAO#nya voice girl you think you have it rough? THIS PART OF MY LIFE LITERALLY DOESNT EXIST ANYMORE#AND YET I STILL REMEMBER#and soras just. tf you even talking abt
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Anakin being haunted by his mother once he becomes Darth Vader and having an Azula from Atla style breakdown where Shmi tells him something along the lines of "this isn't the life I wished for you/you're back to being a slave" and Anakin smashing a mirror
#star wars#darth vader#anakin skywalker#shmi skywalker#or a more crack like take would be her sassing him and being disappointed to the point where he turns back to the light#“but mom-” “dont you 'but mom' me young man! go back and apologize to your wife for choking her right this instant!'#“but palpatine said i could save padme from dying” “well is he a doctor? does he have a medical licence?”#“honey i dont think you should take medical advice About your wife from someone who studied politics :/ ”#“dark side” honestly ani this new phase is ridiculous i remember when you were little and you would build droids from scrach to de-stress
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ohhh i get it. so it will come back is jarthur from john's pov and francesca is from arthur's pov
#i listened to 43 y'all and when i tell you YOU ARE NOT PREPARED#do with that information what you will#:3#anyways yeah. “dont be kind to me / honey dont feed me i will come back”#“you dont understand / you should never know / how easy you are to need”#is that not the most john coded thing ever#or “give me mercy no more / it's a kindness you can't afford”#LIKE. LIKE “I TRUST YOU.” “YOU SHOULDN'T. IT WILL BE THE DEATH OF YOU”#ever since i saw hozier live i have not been normal#the entirety of francesca fits malevolent so well it makes me sick#“a cancer that grows / each piece of your body that it takes”#muttering incoherently#“if i could hold you for a minute / darling i'd go through it again”#hozier#unreal unearth#it will come back#francesca hozier#music#lee speaks#shitpost#malevolent#jarthur#private eyes#malevolent podcast#john doe malevolent#arthur lester
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See how when I make a character playlist I take into account their canon tastes, the songs lyrics and their personality and not just filling it with whatever angsty song is trending? Very respectful, very mindful!
#that’s not to say trending songs don’t fit a character#it’s just that some songs DONT MATCH SOME CHARACTERS AT ALL AND IT DRIVES ME CRAZY#at the end of the day it’s your playlist and you can put what you like#this is just me complaining#actually I also hate when celebrities do this for their characters#sometimes it’s works#sometimes it doesn’t#like honey I know you read the script!#anyways gonna tag some characters I’ve seen get this treatment#jason todd#dick grayson#Bruce Wayne#dc comics#jean grey#scott summers#logan howlett#rogue#marvel#dante sparda#Vergil Sparta#devil may cry#video games#fictional characters#complaining#Batman#red hood#nightwing
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I CANT OH MY GOD I CANT IM GOING TO HURLLLLL PELO FINALLY POSTED THE DOODLES BUT HE ADDED LOVE WHAT THE FUCK
#/pos#spooky month#spooky month carmen#spooky month richard#dont look at jack this isnt about him#smug as look from richard at the end lol#he gets balder by the minute my god#HE CALLS HER HONEY ARE YOU KDING ME#ending it all#carmen x richard
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It's so fucking funny to me that Gale comes off like the Horny Wizard™️ but the moment you act like a goblin at all with any of the sextracurricular opportunities he's like "I don't like this :("
His reality seems more: "Horny for sex? I'm horny for love! Horny for companionship! Horny to cook for you a sumptuous meal, sit beside the hearth, and share with you my deepest feelings of admiration and passion! Horny for the comingling of two souls intertwined like lace upon the planes beyond mortal understanding! Yes, sometimes I'm also I'm horny for sex! But that is merely one single facet of my depth of character!"
#every time i see a video with his “i dont like this” reactions (bc i cant stand to do them) all i can think is “youre so real for this”#i did accidentally talk to the drow twins bc i thought you had to “order” them at the front desk and it'd just be off the clock chatting.#gale wansnt into it and halsin (WHO I TURNED DOWN >:( ) jumped in like “ill have that sex if youre not gonna finish it”#and then gale reluctantly was like “no ill sit in the cuck chair if you want honey.”#the only things id said were “NO HALSIN!” and “surprised youre not into this gale” which i thought was a question not a proposition#I was so upset by how sad Gale was when they finally let me out of the conversation i couldn't click nevermind fast enough lol#baldur's gate 3#gale of waterdeep#gale dekarios#bg3#just yapping
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WHERE is ekko???
Why did the caveman show up instead of him
Where has that little RAT scampered off to
#i hate jayce#jk i actually love him sm#i do however HATE heimerdinger#FUCK HIM#i hate hate hate him#and his little rat ahh dog#what happened to that poro actually??#need a viktor and ekko fight next act#my cat is is eating me rn#heimerdinger i hope you jump<3#where is my bbg ekko tho#i miss himmmm#arcane#arcane season 2#viktor arcane#arcane lol#arcane league of legends#ekko#ekko league of legends#ekko arcane#heimerdinger#jayce arcane#arcane jayce#actually best trio fir like 5mins#then they did drugs and it was weird#jayce us so boy failure its not even funny#like you fumble MEL MEDARDA and VIKTOR CHRIST#then you kill christ like whatttt#honey your judas is showing#hope viktor almost gets crucified but they dont know what to do with the hexclaw so they just dont
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Quick thought on the lords in black, are they a commentary on the internet, beings created in a space of black (the screens of our phone) and white (the light that reflects back)? They represent the worst thats come from it- how quickly we are enflamed to rage (wiggly), consuming the fake pageantry (nibbly), watching us destroy ourselves and each other (blinky), keeping record of all the mistakes we’ve made in the past with no redemption (tinky), and getting locked into a singular opinion, or voice (pokey).
Then with Webby, she is the best to come of the internet, which is that it connects us all. She can’t save the citizens of hatchetfield because ultimately the existence of the lords and how they interact in hatchetfield is up to the them. The lords exist because they summon them and until they can find a way to take away their power, they’re doomed to keep repeating their mistakes.
Sidenote: i kind of hope the hatchetfield saga ends in an Into the Woods style musical, where they’ve pulled characters from all these different timelines. So we get the original Paul (who was pulled after pokeys reign and has his mind mostly back except he sings all the time now), stoner emma (or linda for that matter), pete spankovski (eventually freeing ted from his box), lex (and grace chasity as a villain), becky or ms. Holloway, green peace girl (and melissa for a joke), and general mcnamara (who’s the only one who knows whats going on). Et al really
#hmm probably overthinking it#im a little late to the bandwagon#starkid#starkid productions#the guy who didn't like musicals#tgwdlm#the lords in black#black friday#npmd#nerdy prudes must die#nightmare time#wiggly#pokey#nibblenephim#nibbly#wiggog y'wrath#pokotho#t’noy karaxis#bliklotep#time bastard#yellowjacket#honey queen#watcher world#the witch in the web#nick lang#matt lang#imma just hide this in the tags but tgwdlm was the last one that felt like starkid#dont get me wrong i LOVE npmd but its missing that starkid vibe of laughing at ourselves#because in tgwdlm you get lines like should i take this chair? and thats right paul all your best friends are here#feels like they’re heading into a new era which if npmd is any indication it should be great
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"I got these scars when I was tortured in Manchuria. When I first took off my clothes in front of the Deputy, I told him they were self-inflicted, and he loved it. Sick pervert ... But his perversion made it easier for me to serve my country."
PHANTOM | 유령 (2023) dir. Lee Hae-young
#phantom#phantomedit#phantom 2023#유령#honey lee#park so dam#my post#*m.gif#korean cinema#movieedit#filmedit#moviegifs#dailyworldcinema#tvandfilm#cinemapix#kdramaladies#kdramaedit#kdramasource#filmgifs#userfilm#dailyflicks#perioddramaedit#fyeahmovies#wlwedit#tw scars#sh mention#you dont understand this scene makes me go hogwild#just. OUGH#the vulnerability. i am not immune to some gay scar touching
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