#don't flirt with me! i say to one half of my otp

[kyuubitplays]

me when I play gacha

[kitkatt0430]

idk if youre still doing in it but tommy merlyn, oliver queen for the character ask game?

It's been a while, but not that long so sure :D I do enjoy answering these, after all

Tommy Merlyn

1: sexuality headcanon

He's bi. Definitely bi. More into women than men, but he's an equal opportunity flirt.

2: otp

Tommy/Oliver or Tommy/Oliver/Laurel - there are a few other ships for him I like, but not to the point I'd call them an OTP

3: brotp

Tommy & Oliver & Thea where Tommy is the unofficial third Queen sibling - after all, he is actually Thea's sibling for real already

4: notp

Tommy/Thea for what are probably pretty obvious reasons. I feel so bad for Thea in season 1 knowing that part of her freak out in season 2 over having her biological parentage kept from her is knowing that she hit on her own brother and her mother never warned her.

5: first headcanon that pops into my head

In the Earth Prime universe, Tommy took Laurel's last name and became Tommy Lance. After his dad tried to blow up half the city and nearly killed Tommy along with it, he's not exactly keen to stay a Merlyn. So it makes sense that when he married Laurel, it was the Lance family name he wanted to honor and continue.

6: favorite line from this character

I really like this exchange:

Tommy: Dinah Laurel Lance always trying to save the world. Laurel: Hey. If I don't try and save it, who will?

It's very cute. And I do enjoy Tommy/Laurel even they're not an OTP to me, so having them be flirty while also kinda summing themselves up at the same time? He wants to support Laurel even though no one ever really taught him how to do that and she wants to save people be it as part of CNRI or as the Black Canary.

7: one way in which I relate to this character

Tommy struggles a lot with his feelings of not being good enough and when I was his age (when this show began he was older, now I am, how dare time work like this) so did I. Admittedly, for very different reasons. I've definitely found my sense of self confidence and self worth, though, and I'd like to think that Earth Prime Tommy did too, even though we didn't get to see it happen.

8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

He can be a little misogynistic at times. I do see it as something he's growing out of over the course of S1. End of season Tommy is way less prone to making an ass of himself objectifying women the way start of season Tommy is, so at least it's something he's got character growth about.

9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

cinnamon roll, definitely

And now for...

Oliver Queen

1: sexuality headcanon

Bi or pan. Oliver definitely has a crush on Barry going on by the time the Flash season premier rolled around.

2: otp

Barry/Oliver and Tommy/Oliver

I used to really like Felicity/Oliver and then the ship became canon and I just... didn't like the way they kinda brought out the worst in each other at times *shrug* a good example of being careful what you wish for, I suppose. Some ships are better left to fanon.

I actually really like the show Laurel/Oliver as exes, that was a fun dynamic for them. Though for the comics its Dinah/Oliver all the way.

3: brotp

Oliver & Dig, Oliver & Barry, Oliver & Tommy

Oliver & Dig especially though. It is fun seeing their friendship grow and be tested and come out stronger in the end. I was glad that if Oliver had to show up one last time on the Flash that Dig was there to see him and say goodbye.

4: notp

McKenna Hall and Isabel Rochev

The former... I do like her and Ollie on the show, they're cute but... she's a cop and comics Oliver would never.

Isabel having been one of Oliver's father's affairs and her only sleeping with Oliver to get revenge on a dead man who chose not to abandon his children is gross and squicks me so much when it happens on the show.

5: first headcanon that pops into my head

Oliver tells Barry that he can inspire people with hope because he inspired Oliver first. Meeting and becoming friends with Barry made Oliver want to be a better version of himself and he just feels comfortable around Barry/trusting Barry in a way he doesn't with everyone else.

6: favorite line from this character

So I don't know what my favorite line is, Oliver gets a lot of good zingers in, but I really love this exchange with him and Malcolm every time I rewatch S1

Malcolm: What are your thoughts, Oliver?

Oliver: I think the vigilante needs a better code name then "The Hood" or "The Hood Guy."

Malcolm: I agree. How about Green Arrow?

Oliver: Lame.

And then what is Oliver's final code name? The Green Arrow, of course.

7: one way in which I relate to this character

Honestly, I don't really know that I relate to him. He's a very different person from me which is probably what makes him such an interesting character to delve into when writing.

8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

Joining the cops??? I thought his inability to stop lying to people about shit could not be topped and then the final season happened. Comics Oliver would disown show Oliver over that one. He may not have been an real police officer, but working with the cops like that was just... crossing a line that should not have been crossed with this character.

9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

so many problems, I love this character anyway :D

[damagedintellect]

Kenny McCormick x reader

💌 As Long As I can Remember: Chapter 7  💌  

Summary:  You moved to south park in the 4th grade. You weren't expecting what came next. After seven years of friendship you were about to make a move but what happens when Cartman's OTP gets in the way of what you desire most.

Notes:  Overall Kenny x reader but also some Craig x reader, I wrote this over a decade ago but I'm feeling nostolgic, this was written for a friend a long time ago

💌 Word count: 1,871 💌  <= Previous | Chapter 8 =>

That was the last thing that you remember from those days, you smiled, those were good times. Now you were all in high school and it was lame. As you continued to remember things about the past you faintly hear someone calling for you but you brush it off and relaxed further into your chair giggling to yourself. 

"Guys I think we lost her." Stan said while Kyle waved his hands in front of your eyes. Kenny poked your cheek and loosened his hood to pressed his lips against your ear. "Hey, if you don't want me to have my way with you right now, you better say something or forever hold your peace."

You start laughing again and push him away "Please, dinner and a movie first." You joked, over the years the two of you had been known for joke flirting with each other. It was pretty clear that two of you were really close. Although most people didn't know that you were partially serious about it half the time. You would never admit that to anyone, except maybe Kyle but that's only because he confronted you about it. He swore he would never say anything to anyone so he can live, for now. "What were you guys saying?"

"Oh we were just saying that you've been zoning out since this morning." Kyle clarified and everyone nodded. 

"I was just thinking back to the first time we played the stick of truth together." 

They all sighed for a moment reliving the game for a second before realizing. "Oh geez that was like seven years ago!" 

You tilted your head to the side "Yeah and why did we stop playing again?" Everyone took some time to think and they all looked at Cartman "The humans had the stick so it couldn't have been my fault. We entered high school and just forgot about it?" 

You grinned "You guys you want to start the game again? Please! For old times sake!" 

Kenny threw his arms up and leaned in to your side and both of you struck a pose "Fuck yeah! I'm game! Come on guys, I mean unless you're scare to loose." Kenny got some strange looks and then you realized that he was princess Kenny, but you wouldn't mind seeing him in a dress again. Cartman cleared his throat "I don't see why not but to even the odds since you guys got the (Y/N) I think it's only fair that the humans get the new kid." no one batted an eye at the comment because everyone was excited. Cartman had a big devious smile on his face. It was bigger than the ones you and Kenny had.

"So when are going to set this up?" Everyone exchanged glances one more before all eyes were on Kyle "Saturday morning."

[From here the story follows the actual game until Sir Douche Bag enters the Inn of the giggling Donkey.] 

Your group was told to be a distraction as the bard got away with the stick. What a better way to get everyone's attention than to rape the princess. Your group of bodyguards thought it would be funny for the Prince of the elves and the Princess of the humans to have a secret not so secret love affair and the closest thing that would count is fake rape, apparently. Personally you thought it would be ironic especially since Kenny usually is the one to make all the moves in the relationship, just like back in 6th grade when he started his dating and fuckboy antics. You should have been jealous but it didn't really hurt because you knew he wasn't serious about them. Although at the same time it pained you because you would constantly see them them making out in the hallway but that was aside the point. 

Slamming the door you pushed all the furniture in the room to make sure it wouldn't be easy to escape. You guys took this game way too seriously you thought as you grinned. Turning your attention back on the bed you see a poorly tied up princess Kenny who sported a very confused look "No one's going to save you now, Princess Kenny.~" You licked your lips slowly and stood on the bed towing over the princess "What are you going to do to me?" He said dropping his princess voice that showed he was interested in where this was going. You started jumping on the bed with the stupidest face that you could possibly muster and screamed

"I'M RAPING THE PRINCESS!

The fighting outside the door paused for a few beats and Kenny blankly stared at you before breaking out into laughter using his hands to loosen his hood so he could breathe. You started laughing too until you realized, he wasn't tied anymore. He managed to untie his restraints. You messed up.

Downstairs the humans fought off the elves the best they could when they heard a very familiar voice scream "I'M RAPING THE PRINCESS" Cartman's eyes widened "Princess Kenny!" He could only imagine the terrible things happening to the princess.

Fear, shock, arousal, all of these things crossed your mind as the tables turned, it all happened so fast. Princess Kenny had you pinned to the bed with one hand holding your writs above your head and the other by your abdomen. His smirk dripped with lust while his eyes had that perverted look in them. He lowered his head, his lips grazing your elf ear "Lucky for me you don't know how to rape a princess." His voice was hot and heavy which drove you crazy. "I should fix that." Kenny's free hand caressed your cheek lifting your face up for your lips to meet, his other hand trailed down your side and slipped underneath your shirt. You gasped at the sudden action trying to break your wrist free but instead you just gave Kenny the opening to stick his tongue in your mouth, allowing him to deepen the kiss. You continued to struggle under Kenny's grip wanting to tangle your hands in his hair and pull him closer. Honestly you had been wanting this for so long you were torn between kissing back and upholding the role play, seeing as how you were supposed to be the one raping the princess. Although when Kenny slipped you the tongue you were gone, you got too into it.

Kenny pulled away and started to laugh leaving you panting trying to speak in between breaths "Y-you,...really t-take...this game....seriously." He gave you a soft grin, patting your head as Sir Douche bag broke in and wrecked house. You were left on the bed, bleeding out from being "stabbed" in the lower abdomen, as Kenny stood over your body accessing his work "It's such a shame you're an elf. In another life we would have been lovers." he turned to jump out the window with Sir Douche bag "You could have been a great king." Was the last thing he said.

 You just laid on the bed and covered your face as Stan and Kyle rushed in toward the bed "Prince (Y/N)! What happened! Who did this!" With your right arm still in front of your face you gestured to the window with your left arm. Kyle nodded to Stan who then jumped out the window in an attempt to follow them. Kyle sighed and sat on the edge of the bed, just by looking at your face he could only imagine what happened.

"You did it didn't you." 

You only smiled with tears in your eyes to Kyle's dismay "(Y/N), you're only hurting yourself. You know that right? You should just tell him already-" You sat up to face Kyle "I can't Kyle, you know it's not that simple." 

Kyle stands up to hug you, why do you have to be so stubborn? He only hoped that Stan was having more luck than he was. He passed you a revival taco and led you out of the, out of what remained of the giggling donkey, and back to the elven kingdom "I’m saying this as your father. Prince (Y/N), maybe you shouldn't take this game so seriously."

Meanwhile Stan made his way to Kenny's house knowing the blond would most likely would not return to Kuppa Keep just yet. He was confirmed of his theory when he saw a little ball of princess costume laying in the snow.

"You did it didn't you, yo-" Kenny stood and put a hand on Stan's shoulder and cut him off " I just-I know but, she deserves better than me." Stan brushes off his hand abruptly "That's it? You're just going to give up without even trying?" Kenny didn't know what to do "I forced her to kiss me Stan! I lost my self control for a second and if douchbag didn't snap me out of it, who knows what I would hav-"

"Kenny you can't just live in the fear that you will become your father. You are nothing like him, and (Y/N) is not like your mother at all an-"

"I know-" 

"Obviously not if you're avoiding a relationship because the only one that's influenced you is your parents and you don't want to end up like them." 

Kenny groaned "Stan, it's not that simple."

___

In the end the bard was able to escape with the stick back to the base, which meant word of this should be making its way around signaling the human army to try and take it back. Once again you, Prince (Y/N) and Princess Kenny were faced to face in the heat of battle when suddenly a stray arrow found its way straight through the princesses head. The battle around you continued in slow motion until you dropped your weapon and rushed over to Kenny.

"YOU KILLED KENNY, YOU BASTARDS!" Tears fell from hazzy eyes as everything blurred and faded to black.

You woke up in cold sweat and started to cry. You don't quite remember when or how you got home but you vaguely remember Kenny dying again. You're not sure when it started happening. Sometime around seven years ago you guess, but now it's more vivid and almost everyday. It's about 1 in the morning at the point when you reach for your phone.

You: Hey....um are you up

Kenny: Yeah, now I am what did you need

You: Oh umm I forgot just nevermind

Kenny: Okay  Goodnight

You're glad he's okay but you should have known that. For the longest time you've always had this feeling or these series of dreams? No, these weren't dreams, they were too real to be dreams and they always created holes in your memories. It started a few months ago but they just seemed so real you had to make sure that he was okay, so you started texting him no matter what time it was. He didn't complain and he didn't ask questions which was good, you don't think you could explain it. So you didn't talk to anyone about it. Your eyes couldn’t stay open for much longer, you guess you should just sleep now.

[thebisexualmandalorian]

Tag Game: Star Wars

Thanks for tagging me, @chocobothis!

ride or die ship (your otp): Ohhh this is so hard. Fuck, um. Kanera probably? God they're just perfect together.

most annoying ship: I'm going to agree with chocobothis and say NiteArmor. I just don't get the appeal?

second favourite ship: Jangobi! I've shipped them since watching AotC and the ridiculous amount of flirting going on.

favourite platonic relationship: Anakin and Ahsoka. Watch how hard I can cry about them.

underrated ship: Axe/Paz. I need these two idiots to fuck about it.

overrated ship: Luxsoka. No thank you.

one thing i would change in canon: *drops a stack of notebooks on the table* how long do you have, Dave Filoni won't answer my calls

something canon did right: SO MUCH. I swear half this fandom just hates Star Wars and won't admit it.

a thing i'm proud of creating for the fandom: The Wolffe/Rex/Ahsoka ship.

a character who is perfect to me (wouldn't change a thing): Boba Fett.

the character i relate to the most and why: Obi-Wan. Depressed, but by god, I'm still fucking here and fighting for hope even when I don't feel it.

character(s) i hate the most and why: Genuinely, the Armorer. I don't trust her, I don't like her, and that's that on that.

something i've learned from the fandom: I can write the most fucked up filth and someone out there will like it. God I fucking love this fandom.

three tags i seek out on ao3: Fix-it, found family, and everyone lives/nobody dies. Don't @ me, I get my heartbreak in canon.

a song i strongly associate with my otp/ favourite character: Meet Me on the Battlefield by SVRCINA for Wolffe/Rex/Ahsoka.

Tagging @shadow-spires, @brighteyedbadwolf, and @kristsune!

[laceratedlamiaceae]

Ed, Olu

(character ask game)

ooh okay I'll start with Oluwande and put Ed under the cut because I can't help being a bitch about him sorry

how I feel about the character: I used to not really like him that much because I thought he was too nice, but I've since gotten into the awkward energy of lines like "I'm gonna try to undo some of the damage from that interaction" and now I think he's pretty cool. OTP: Tealoranges, of course. (Is that the generally accepted ship name for Jim/Oluwande? it's the one I've been using). OT3: I'm intrigued by Jim/Oluwande/Spanish Jackie. NOTP: Honestly shipping him with anyone other than Jim would just feel wrong to me, but I guess the worst would be Oluwande/Stede. favorite bromance: Frenchie. Their whole thing in episode 5 was so good. favorite family dynamic: When the whole crew unanimously votes him as captain. He was only captain for like half a second but I love the way they all trusted him to lead them and we'd better get more of that in season 2. favorite canon thing about them: I'm not quite sure how to put this, but he just has good vibes. Whenever he's on screen it just feels nice to see him there. So I guess my favorite canon thing about him is just that he's there lol. favorite headcanon: He was trying to get with Jim for months before they killed Jackie's husband and the two of them had to run away, they just didn't pick up on it at all until they were in a life-threatening situation. Like there's no way he would be good at flirting and you know Jim would be into mortal peril.

how I feel about the character: I hate him. I've actually done a lot of introspection as to why and I think the main reason is that I envy him--why does he get to be such a whiny, emotional, annoying, sad, pathetic, crybaby little bitch and still be loved when I never did? I know that's wrong and I'm trying to get over it though. (that being said I do also just find his general mannerisms annoying too. that bit in episode 4 where he's trying to show Izzy the model ship when Izzy obviously doesn't care is so grating on me) OTP: That post I reblogged a while ago going "I love blackbonnet because I wouldn't want to inflict them on anyone else" was so true. OT3: The only option I can even think of is steddyhands, and while I used to be kind of into them I'm not anymore, so I'll just make one up and say Spanish Jackie/Ed/Jim because he needs two terrifying people to keep him steady. NOTP: I'm tempted to say blackhands just because Izzy is my favorite character and I don't want him with my least favorite, but I do sometimes get into the tragedy of them so I think I'll go with Ed/Frenchie, just because I've actually seen that one and it does not do it for me. favorite bromance: uhh I guess the friendship that once existed between him and Izzy in my mind? favorite family dynamic: I love how his mom tried preparing him for the harsh realities of life and ended up unwittingly reinforcing harmful beliefs that would haunt him well into middle age. That was so real. favorite canon thing about them: He is very sexy with the beard and the leather, I'll give him that. favorite headcanon: He, like Frenchie, is deathly afraid of cats. I just think that would be funny.

[ravenquingvax]

(The Legend Of Vox Machina - Season 1 Episode 3 - The Feast Of Realms)

Episode Rating - 5 out of 5

"They were so cruel with this opening and I love it.

Am I a bit peeved over the family tree rewrite? A little, I admit.

Cassandra should be younger than the twins and we're missing both Vesper and Ludwig.

Also Percy being too depressed to appreciate Vex looking like that is not as funny as the memes about it are, but is it still pretty funny.

Keyleth being her usual Disney Princess self is lovely! But her reaction to Vax's greeting is annoying, he has food in his mouth Keyleth, what did you expect? Vax singing good morning? Come on, girl, give him a break lmao.

Then Grog ruining Vax's day before he even has breakfast is such a brother thing to do. A+ sibling representation there.

Then Allura!! The door!! Vax getting revenge!! Scanlan flirting with Pike!! This scene is so good, poor Percy trying to save face with an unimpressed Allura always cracks me up.

Then the dinner!

There's a slight animation error that has Vax looking a little depry when they first arrive, but the curtsey more than makes up for it - also, he looks so pretty!

("No thoughts, just pretty boy" is the biggest mood of the season.)

Also petition for Vax to have a ponytail in season 3 if we don't get the beads and braids. So much nicer than whatever he has going on normally.

Also everyone looks great here, Vex especially so. Hooo boy. Her and Percy having matching necklaces and chokers is so cute, I fucking love them.

Pike and her fancy shots, then her telling off the audience.

Scanlan flirting with Reginald. My new favourite otp.

The Briarwoods' entrance, tho.

Sylas walks like a man who knows he's the sexiest man alive and that his wife is the hottest woman alive. Love that for him.

Also Vax immediately wanting to help Percy? Asking what he needs? Offering to snoop?

Love him. Love him. Love him.

The safeword bit is funny, but it doesn't make sense without the earrings??? Like, what???

Then Scanlan failing that charisma check so bad was funny, Allura totally knew he was lying through his teeth.

The dinner scenes are a bit grating, but still kinda funny.

Vax and his stealth roll is beautiful, love that sneaky boy!

Then we get to see Simon! Yes!

I hope we see more Simon next season! I adore him!

Also the long shot on Vax's crotch while he picked that lock was so fucking rude. 10/10 thank you

Then the scene where Delilah has Sylas charm Uriel to stop him from drawing suspicion on the pair and Whitestone?

Sylas touching the sovereign and nobody stopping him?

I do think he should have said "You don't need to do that, Friend." rather than just "You don't need to do that.", but maybe that's just me?

Still hot though!

And only Keyleth seeing it? Does she realise what's happening or ???? Baby girl, what do your (Half) Elf eyes see? What do you know?

Also the tension when Delilah finally addresses Percy, everyone panicking - thankfully Vex is there, they'd be lost without her sometimes.

Syals saying "Charmed" like that, though, and right after charming Uriel? Perfect. Beautiful. Amazing.

The beads joke is a bit… eh.

When Delilah tells her little story in a passive aggressive attack on Percy? Percy's reaction?

Fuck me. That was good.

The Briarwoods feigning offence as they leave? They know.

I bet Delilah's things had some sort-of alarm spell on them.

There's another animation error in this scene - as the scene opens we see a servant giving Sylas dessert, but as the Briarwoods leave he has his dinner in front of him again.

(Not mad about this! Genuinely find it really funny.)

Then of course, Vax having his attention stolen by the fire - he had plenty of time, surely.

Then we see the Briarwoods' walking past the mirror to their room and Syals has no reflection while Delilah does? Finally confirming that Delilah wasn't a Vampire while Sylas is one? Because that did confuse people during the campaign. Love it.

And the confrontation! Vax panic-flirting! Then, foolishly, running into the couple instead of to the side and away???

That fucking staredown???

Percy telling the others about what happened to his family, the group rushing to help Vax.

Sylas caressing Vax's face and talking about him being curious while Delilah watches from the bed, the vibes suggesting so many different possibilities???

"You look delicious."????

The bite???? Ahhh????

The ensuing fight, Delilah's spell hitting Pike in the back and looking like when Pike hit her back off the wall in Episode 2???

Keyleth's clutch thorn wall???

No Mercy Percy? Poor Desmond? Scanlan coming out in the end and realising his party fucked up big time?

When I say this is my favourite episode of any show ever...

That being said, Vex'ahlia was robbed of two nat 20s in this fight! She should have hit Delilah!! Twice!!! Ahhhhhhhh-"

Vax Suffering Rating - 5 out of 5

"My boy is paralysed and then felt up by a (very sexy) Vampire?

He gets bitten by said Vampire?

He throws himself out a window?

He hits a flagpole during his fall and lands on concrete?

He gets torn up by Vampire claws after grabbing a broken shard of glass and cutting his hand trying to protect himself?

Then he nearly gets choked out?

Before being hard yeeted onto concrete again?

And he still looks so pretty?

Baby Boy, Baby Boy-"

(masterpost)

[marvellousinternethideout]

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER

Season 2

Ep 10 - What's My Line (Part 2)

So, where were we, oh right, a new vampire slayer, Kendra.

Oh so that part is right there's supposed only one and now there is two(possibly two)

Oh snap, I forgot about angel, someone save this guy.

Yes Buffy back off, Kendra is hotter than you .

OHHHHH, buffy died, right, yeah, so that's why Kendra is here.

Finally, tell them where is angel.

Wait, wtf, someone kill this janitor. Oh cmon now spike, find other vampires to bother .

Oh yeah, Jesus I forgot that Cordelia let this monster inside. Run, RUN Cordelia and Xander.

Yes, Xander gets it, Time to Run.

Dont trust the janitor.

B: "I don't listen, I do things my way", Kendra: "No wonder you died". BITCH the way I chortled, Lmao Kendra, youre hilarious.

Gonna say, no matter how cringey, Drusilla's acting is damn God.

I love dorky Willow.

We are gonna meet OZ again now are we ?

Lmao Giles found his match.

Buffy, you can never have normal life.

Xander and Cordelia are gonna kiss now aren't they...

I love when they fight, the tension, the build up. The sex is gonna be absolutely epic.

Yesssssss OZ!!!

Willow: "Your hair is brown", Oz: "Yeah.. Sometimes". LMAOOO I love them so much.

Also, who says the first thing that your hair is brown, only our willow.

Oz is my spirit animal, "I am not work kind of person or any kind". I get you.

I love their interactions, they are so dorky and nerdy. My kinda people.

WTF, CMON NOW, AGAIN! Stop shooting.

OZ JUST JUMPED IN FRONT OF WILLOW. LET ME REPEAT. HE JUMPED IN FRONT OF BULLET FOR WILLOW. AKHDHDIJSNM MY HEART 😭😭😭. BYE.

Two women fighting, my bi-panic

"Damn that guy got a major neck in his days", LMAO Xander.

"but nobody messes with my boyfriend ", Damn buffy. See this is what I am talking about. The superior ship.

No offense or anything but Angel deserves whatever Drusilla is/will do to him for what he did to her.

Now they are flirting instead of fighting, how long before they fuck.

Angel stop riling them up.

Angel is bragging too much, bro spike is gonna fuck buffy so calm down buddy.

Is Angel gonna die or like die but not really? Like maybe they will complete the ritual and angel will lose his soul.

Buffy really is a would.

I kinda want the Drusilla to wake up again. I want them to complete the ritual.

Why is spike is funny and Kendra hot.

I love when women fight.

DAMN BUFFY.

Yesss Kendra kill them for ruining your fav shirt. Priorities.

Did they complete the ritual?.

Why am I disappointed that they saved the angel?

OH HEY, OZ.

I love when their interaction so much.

"You have the sweetest the smile I've ever seen" OZ MY GUY😭😭😭😭😭

Their interactions oh my God 💕💕😭

Xander and Cordelia are back at it again.

X: "It never happened", C: "Good", X: "Good"; they kisses again. Good going.

I hope we see Kendra again.

Drusilla is alive against isn't she... YESSSS!!!

YESS and carrying spike like a badass.

Alright, I loved this episode, especially the second half. The first half was a little slow and I was wondering if it would be able to match up to the last episode and alas it did.

The two hot women fighting bad guys, what more can you ask for. The ultimate dream. Angel, angel, angel, you deserve whatever Drusilla does/do to you. You've literally ruined everything for her, I am sorry but I am on her side. I mean buffy saved you because she loves you but like you would've deserved to die by her hands.

Oh my Drusilla is alive again. Lmao I am really excited for that. Like, if we're gonna support morally grey guys then were supporting woman turned villain too. It's fair. So yeah this is "I support Drusilla in whatever she will do to Angel" Club.

So they saved angel in the end, which was nice, kendra is gone now, hopefully I'll see her again.

Now, my Babies, my OTP Oz and Willow, bitch we finally have them, they're interacting, they're talking, they're laughing, they're becoming friends, yess bitch, I am here for it. Their interactions *Kill me*, they're so nerdy and so cute, soulmate type shit. I know how they end up which is bittersweet and I am gonna cry eventually but you know what i will live in denial and in my head they end up married. Thank you.

I guess, that's it, I am really excited for Drusilla.

See ya in next one, cheers 🥂.

[fuzzydreamin]

Ratboy. I mean RJ MacCready

Thank you!!

Dear Ratboy! ❤️🐀

1: sexuality headcanon

Every companion in Fallout 4 is canonically Bisexual (and poly), so yeah.

But also, Mac is canonically a bit of a womaniser; he flirts with all of the female companions, even if you are in a relationship with him, though I see this as leaning into the companions being poly thing. It's alright, we love him. 2: otp

Danse/MacCready

It's an odder one, there aren't a lot of works for it, but I genuinely think they make a good match so long as they've taken the time to unpack the whole Brotherhood/Gunner stuff and Mac's dislike of synths. Basically once they both pull their heads out of their asses.

I think they would find a lot of common ground, and even appreciate the areas where they differ from each other, and not just because they both come from the Capital, though it would be a good icebreaker, but because they share a lot of similar interests and personality traits as well as that history. 3: brotp

Cait!

They canonically know and like each other already, with Mac having spent time at the Combat Zone enough for Tommy to also know him and have wanted him to fight there. I think these two make great friends, but you'd better watch out because they are 100% getting into trouble when paired together and having too much free time on their hands.

Ultimate chaos duo, watch out wasteland! 4: notp

I don't really disapprove of any ships period, play barbies however you want! ❤️ 5: first headcanon that pops into my head

While I think Mac was always destined for the mercenary route in life, he was 100% inspired by a certain wandering merc type who he met as a kid.

I mean, anyone who rescues a bunch of kids for nothing and faces down Murder Pass has to be awesome and worthy of idolising at least a little right? 6: favorite line from this character

Mac has a TON of quotable lines, but my favourites have to be from when he was a kid, so take this one:

"Well, I could call you a shithead, but then all these other shitheads wouldn't know which shithead I was talking to. Shithead." 7: one way in which I relate to this character

He puts his foot in his mouth all the damn time. 8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

Honestly half the time Mac says something I don't know if I should be laughing or cringing, but the comment about fish making him gassy, TMI dude... 9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

Problematic fave for sure, but again, we love him!

[vespersposts]

heyyy!! hope you’re doing well. for the ask game, how about aomine??

-parisa 🪐

Baby Parisa hi!!! 🍬

I am so happy to have you on my blog. It has been quite a hectic time and now I have a new exam session coming up, but…. One step at a time I will get through it! How are you doing? I hope you had a great break!

🍸Now watch me losing dignity !!! 🍸

Breathe in/out, let's go!

👍 Favorite thing about him:

Everything. If I'm honest, the thing I like most is the arc of his character development, so dramatic but also so powerful. I like that he is seemingly a self-centered menialist and then turns out to be a heart of gold, I like that he is protective and so absolute in his feelings, that he has half a problem admitting his limitations and defeats. Linearity and clarity: what you see is what you get. [ What you see is also very pleasant to see, let's face it].

👎 My least favorite thing about him:

A character trait that I also hate about myself and that is that when we get to the edge, we tend to shut everything out and store up discomfort. Come here Daiki, let's take a nap.

🗣 Favorite line:

Nobody says 'Tetsu' like him.

🤝 brOTP: I like very much the dynamic with Kise and Taiga, i think he gives is best when provoked. And obvs Kuroko, but to me it's more a crush than a bromance.

🫶 OTP: me. In order: Taiga, Kise ad Kuroko.

🤌 nOTP: Contrary to the issue of replace plus, and Akashi's remark (sorry Sei!) I don't think he and Momoi could have a flirt, first of all because he doesn't decide. Satsuki is certainly not a stupid that gets dragged around. I believe, from personal experience, that when you spend so much time taking care of someone you see them as asexual, even if it's Aomine. He knows her well and cherishes her for sure, but again, he has some difficulties in proper love language and even if he realizes he has feelings i don't think he'd ever put himself between Momoi and Kuroko.

🫣 Random headcanon:

This big boy wants so much attention and so many compliments to get he is your one and only! He enjoys annoy you by telling you how many beautiful girls have been eyeing him. Not only on the basketball court, but he is so sly that he has to show you social media notifications, too. Do you go out? Surely he will downplay it, waiting for you to point it out just to remind you your luck.

What a tease!

👩🔧 Unpopular opinion: He's not a martyr. He's a young man that grows facing his demons, becoming my demon ( here an article that really says everything I think)

👨🎤 A song for him:

I have a full playlist! Thinking about what i said before I'd go with this one "A song for the lovers" by Richard Ashcroft, that talks about mistakes and moving forward to compromises even if you are in doubt. [Can't you see/ oh/I'm moving like a train/ into some foreign land/That you got on/A ticket for this ride/ but I will].

🤳 Fav. photo:

My favorite ones are fanart by friend artists, but if i have to choose a more 'classical' one i'd say this one, it makes me laugh.

[queeriboh]

how about yugi, joey, annnndddd bakura! :0

!!! oh boy this is going to be a long one and I can't cut on mobile so let's freaking GO BABEY

Yugi

My NOTP for them: Yugi/Rebecca, she's like 8 ????? it makes me uncomfortable enough when she flirts with him in the show but then people actually go and ship them y'all. he's short but he's still almost twice her age when they meet

My BROTP for them: Yugi and Joey, I'm here for Wishshipping, I love it I really do, but I like them as besties more than anything

My OTP for them: puzzleshipping

My second choice pairing for them: Yugi/Bakura, I love them so so so much. they can bond over goth shit, gaming, and the unique emptiness of sharing your body with someone for two years and then relearning how to be yourself that no one else on earth can really understand

My fluffy pairing for them: probably Yugi/Joey, they probably enable all of each other's worst habits but they have so much fun doing it

My angsty pairing for them: ooh boy it's definitely Yugi/Atem. I have literally cried for hours before because I thought too hard about them too late at night

My favorite poly ship for them: Joey/Atem/Yugi ot3 babey

My weirdest pairing for them: Yugi/Hanasaki LISTEN. they would be so goddamn cute together if Hanasaki hadn't been written out

Joey

My NOTP for them: I really don't like Joey/Mai :/

My BROTP for them: Joey/Mokuba !!!!!! I want to see Mokuba to hang around the nerd herd more and more and kind of adopt Joey as his new, unofficial Big Bro. I bet Joey's brotherly instincts always secretly wanted a lil bro to dunk on in a way he couldn't tease his sister and this kid loves his pranks

My OTP for them: Joey/Atem holy fuck this pairing is so underrated and I don't understand why. Atem breaking down and saying there's no point to defeating Marik if Joey is dead ???? that lingering eye contact in their famous handshake ??? the way the first time Atem takes over when it's umprompted and completely social is to tell Joey to cheer up using the same words he'd shouted at the Puzzle earlier ??????? I'm dying I'm already dead

My second choice pairing for them: either Joey/Yugi or Kaiba/Joey but that one has to be like. 5+ years post canon it's a long story

My fluffy pairing for them: Joey/Yugi !!!!! see way above lol

My angsty pairing for them: back to dragonshipping!!! I think they're both too proud and scared to say I love you and they both know what's going to happen eventually so they never really date. they make out a few times but never go further because Atem doesn't want to use Yugi's body that way before his partner gets to. it's just so much pining and unspoken affection and respect,, ,,

My favorite poly ship for them: Joey/Atem/Yugi

My weirdest pairing for them: okay I don't really have a weird pairing for Joey so instead I'd like to tell you my weirdest pet headcanon and it's that Joey is Jaden Yuki's estranged father

Bakura

(I'm using Ryou bc there's only one ship I have for Yami Bakura and it's really not even romantic lol )

My NOTP for them: I don’t think I have anyone specific I hate shipping Bakura with?? I’m not that into tendershipping, but I don’t hate it either

My BROTP for them: Bakura and Duke hang out and play all kinds of dice-based games and do deep conditioning hair masks together while they watch horror movies while everyone else is busy with Duel Monsters

My OTP for them: ok I mentioned it earlier so obviously Bakura and Yugi, I want them to start dating years after canon though,,,, they can bond over the loneliness of losing half your heart, good or bad, and help each other grow and recover. I think that Yugi tried to make himself grow up too fast after losing Atem, totally changing his wardrobe and trying to leave behind more “childish” interests like collectibles, and Bakura has a hard time getting back into gaming after Everything. but they can help each other rediscover their interests and passions together and be weird and domestic and cute. I think they’d both make good parents, eventually..

My second choice pairing for them: Bakura and Marik. again, they can bond over the trauma of being used to do horrible things to people they care about and help each other recover and grow. also they look REALLY pretty together

My fluffy pairing for them: Bakura and Yugi!

My angsty pairing for them: also Bakura and Yugi!!

My favorite poly ship for them: lmfao well Yami Bakura/Ryou/Marik but

My weirdest pairing for them: probably Bakura and Tristan, I wasn't a fan of it really until I started working on fleshing out my Darkest au and they just kind of naturally ended up together and it's really bittersweet and cute,,,

[indigobackfire]

Autumn OTP Prompts

Day 2: Pumpkin

OTP: Indigo x Barnaby / Ismelda x Phoenix

Place: Hogwarts.

Time: October, 1988. It actually doesn't make sens with my headcanon timeline, but for now, let's pretend.

CW: Menix being naughty a doing a lil dirty flirting, nothing explicit.

(This is coming quite late but better late than never and I'll repeat this all throughout this month xD a cut this time bc it ended up longer and as usual please excuse any typos or let me know.)

"Ugh, stop that. Phoenix, tell her to stop."

Just from her words, Indigo starts skipping even more excited than before, swinging Barnaby's hand back and forth. She looks at Phoenix but he only looks down at her with an amused smile and squeezes her closer to himself.

"Oh, don't be such a debbie downer, Ismelda!" Indigo says. "This is exciting, our first Halloween together."

"No, it isn't the first."

"I mean together together."

Ismelda rolls her eyes. "Last year I was turning your head into a pumpkin, this year we're carving them together. I've truly gone to the dogs."

But Indigo knew she was, if not happy, pleased with herself for being here. Not based on instincts alone, her Legilimency often caught on the heavy cloud of anger that hovered her mind. But this time - well, whenever she was near Phoenix at least - that cloud dissipated into but a whisp of smoke.

Was it weird that they were doing this the four of them? Most certainly. It had been several months ago, but back then Ismelda had feelings for Barnaby, but he had feelings for Indigo, sister to Phoenix who had feelings for Ismelda... It took a while to untangle the mess, but they did.

And there weren't hard feelings cause for Ismelda it was easy to see her and Barnaby would never work, and even if for Indigo it was hard to comprehend how could Phoenix like Ismelda of all people, she was absolutely certain he loved and understood her. There was no spell, no potion, he knew who she was and wanted to be with her anyway.

And isn't that what Ismelda most craved? To be seen and understood. Even with her faults and difficult personality, still be desired. She looks up at Phoenix and hates herself for how speechless he still leaves her. Not even Ismelda understood why, but if he has stayed for as long as he has, perhaps she could allow herself to grow hopes in love.

It's close to twilight when they reach outdoors, making their way down the path to Hagrid's hut. The half-giant sat on the stairs of his house, petting with his enormous hand Fang's head, its little tail always wagging from side to side.

"Yeh came!"

"Of course! And I brought company if that isn't a bother."

"Nah, the more the merrier it's what I always say. But will yeh kids mind watchin' Fang for me? I think I'm in need of a good nap and yeh know what a big baby this one is."

"Of course!" Barnaby answers before anyone else could at least think of objecting and the puppy is unsurprisingly drawn to him, the boy kneeling to allow Fang to lick his face. "Fang is the best boy, aren't you?"

"Merlin's boots, I'm so bloody in love," Indigo says to herself watching the scene.

"Wake me up when yeh done, so we can have some Rock Cakes and tea."

After that they begin scavenging for the perfect pumpkin - Indigo picks a big one but certainly smaller than the one Barnaby chooses, Phoenix picks a taller one for himself and the smallest of the four for Ismelda.

"Why not like yours?"

"Because I know you'll make me carry it back for you, Mel"

She smirks. "Clever."

"More than you think."

"What now?"

"First we gut them, remember to drop the guts in this bowl, I'll try baking something with them later. Then we begin carving." Indigo then opens her saddlebag and takes out the carving knives to hand them out. "I sneaked some big knives from the kitchens and McGonagall helped me transfigure them. I earned a day in detention for it, but it was worth it."

"Wait, we're actually doing this ourselves? By hand?"

"Unless you know some pumpkin carving spell, yes."

Despite Ismelda's complaints, there was a collective pleasure in cutting those pumpkins open and shoving their hands inside to gut it.

"I'm gonna pretend this is-" Ismelda struggles to make the first incision. "-my sister. Cause I just wish I could crack her head open."

Everybody goes quiet for a moment, but then Indigo opens a smirk.

"Following your line of thought, I'm gonna pretend this is Jacob..." Indigo lifts the knife high and dives with it into the pumpkin's flesh. "For getting me into all this mess. I had the right to be a normal Hogwarts Student."

"You could never be normal," Barnaby comments with a smile, not lifting his eyes from his pumpkin, nearly done cutting open the top.

"Why not?" Indigo asks amused.

His eyes are calm when he looks at her. "You're not normal, you're special unlike anybody else."

"You're just saying that because you're my boyfriend."

"No. You are. You're a Legilimens and also the bravest girl I know. The bravest person I know. And nobody as supportive or as beautiful as you are."

Ismelda makes a gagging sound. "Could you two drop with the mushy stuff? Save it for when you're alone or I'll vomit."

Indigo rolls her eyes. "I'm gonna pretend you don't like to hear them about yourself. What? You heard Barnaby, I'm a Legilimens, I can see right through you."

Ismelda frowns finally able to cut through a hard spot in the flesh. "I also know you need a wand pointed right at someone to enter their minds."

"For now, Murk, for now."

The conversation drops once again when the girls start finishing cutting open their pumpkins. And while Phoenix was being thorough, calmly wiping clean the insides of the pumpkin, Barnaby shoved his hand inside and brought out that handful of seeds and wet pumpkin strings like he was tearing out someone's brains, laughing while at it.

"If you girls were cutting your siblings' heads, this is everyone who's mean to creatures." He then proceeds to throw the handful of guts in the bowl with enough strength it splurts around.

"Yeah, go at them, babe."

"Why not your parents? Or your grandma?" Ismelda says voice sounding dark.

Barnaby frowns down at his nearly emptied out pumpkin. "I don't wanna hurt them, I want them to be better."

Even she could see how upset he got, so she takes a deep breath and does the most un-Ismelda-like thing she could possibly do, probably influence by Phoenix's ever so light aura. "I'm s-sorry, Barnaby, for bringing them up."

Barnaby looks at her surprised. "Oh! It's okay."

Ismelda then turns to Phoenix with a naughty smile. "And you? Not gutting anyone?"

He smiles. "I'm pretending I'm doing way more pleasant things," he whispers closer to her ear, bringing his thumb to her lips when he's sure Indigo and Barnaby are too occupied with each other. She sucks on it and if it weren't so cold outside, he would've begun to sweat, and despite doing this so confidently, inside her chest, her heart feels like these pumpkins.

Of course, Indigo caught up on what's going on and she didn't need her legilimency to know that - his hand on her cheek, which she allowed to rest there despite being dirty with pumpkin, and the deep flush of his cheeks couldn't lie. And as much as she loves to see her brother's happiness, the last thing she wants to see is them kissing and the way they were looking at each other could only suggest one thing.

"So what you guys planning on carving?"

While Phoenix and Ismelda come back to their senses, Barnaby beams with excitement.

"I wanna try a dragon! A Ukrainian Ironbelly, cause they have pretty cool horns."

Phoenix picks up his gutted pumpkin analyzing the available surface. "This will sound silly but I wanna carve a phoenix with open wings. I even... made a sketch." He takes the piece of paper from his back pocket which everyone looks at with curiosity. "What about you?"

Indigo shrugs. "Nothing surprising, I'll try a cat sideways and the eyes on the other side. Ismelda?"

"Ha! I'll carve a scary face, like pumpkin lanterns are supposed to be."

[novemberwasgrey]

Solangelo headcanon #4

When they started dating, Nico insisted they keep it secret first because he wasn't comfortable yet with everyone knowing. Also they both wanted to have the other all for themselves without their siblings and friends nosing

Then Nico got more comfortable with PDA like holding hands under the table, Nico laying his head on Will's shoulder during campfires and Will holding Nico by his waist. They figure they're not that demonstrative in general and prefer kissing (oh and heavy make out sessions don't worry bout that) in the privacy of Nico's cabin which is always empty since Nico is the only child of Hades

So even with their little PDA showing bit by bit , NO ONE KNEW they were dating, everyone in camp just thought they were still in the flirting phase and were just affectionate

The day everyone found out was a fucking carnival: Nico's at the Apollo table face to Will (he can 'cause you know, he has a doctor's note eheh) and they're just casually teasing each other when suddenly Nico says: "You're lucky I love you idiota" "WHAT THE HECK?!" Austin and Kayla yelped and half their friends was around the table in 20 seconds: Percy, Jason, Piper and Annabeth got from nowhere, same for Lou Ellen and Cecil, also some Aphrodite daughters cause they had bets on them (like honestly wouldn't be a fuckin surprise if Hazel and Reyna could hear from camp Jupiter and were there too) both were confused and Will asked "um... What's going on here?" "Will! Nico just said he loved you!" "I heard but what about it? My boyfriend loves me, isn't it normal?" "BOYFRIEND?" his siblings yelled "OMG PERCE' FINALLY OUR OTP I TOLD YOU OUR BABY COUSIN WOULD FINALLY DECLARE HIS FLAME" Jason fangirled, because ofc he ships them.

They all asked questions and were shocked to learn they've been together for 4 months and some of them didn't even know Will was gay. At that the blond just shrugged and told: "I guess I just didn't see the use in coming out because... Who cares? I know you guys accept me for who I am so what's the point to make everyone know I prefer pecks to boobs? Also Nico and I thought you guys knew about us" and when he said this Nico fell in love with him over and over again because what Will said is so true and so them and it shows the natural of their couple, so he kisses him in front of everyone

"OMGS JASON YEEEES LOOK AT THEM GET IT NICO GET IT BOY" (Percy) "DREW YOU OWE ME TWENTY DRACHMAS I TOLD YOU THEY WOULD DATE EVENTUALLY" (Lacy)

[crescentmoonrider]

for the character meme I'm gonna ask uhhhhhhhhhh ceasar, sanji and reigen (ofc you don't have to do all of them jebcjdbcj)

I know it’s you pika, don’t try to hide [ask meme here]

Cesare

How I feel about this character

I love him so much ! Why did you have to die bubble man, why couldn’t you overcome the Zeppeli tradition of dying for a jojo,,,,Anyway, I find him really compelling, as a good but also very much flawed person, and as a parallel who tries too hard to be a foil to Joseph. Also him being 20 in 1939 means he essentially spent his entire life in fascist Italy, and I know we all like to pretend real life history doesn’t exist in jojo, especially in Battle Tendency because like. Stroheim. But the part of me that’s stuck in academics wants to explore how fucked up Cesare would be by the historical context he grew up in

All the people I ship romantically with this character

Joseph, pretty much. I like to think Cesare “no strings attached ever” Zeppeli woke up one day, saw Joseph’s sad attempts at eating breakfast with his mask on, and had a “oh fuck, really ? really ? him ???” moment

My non-romantic OTP for this character

Lisa Lisa is his mom and he would die for her (oh no)Also Suzi Q. They’re best friends. I’ve got this whole headcanon that she comes from the Trentino region and she taught him German at his demand. They bonded a lot during these lessonsI feel like in an AU he could really bond with Pucci (from Stone Ocean), to the never-ending suffering of literally everyone else. They’d have passionate discussion on religion and how to deal with being catholic and queer

My unpopular opinion about this character

He’s a gay man desperately trying not to be found out, so he flirts with as many girls as he can in public. He doesn’t actually have any interest in them

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.

I wish he hadn’t died

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Sanji

How I feel about this character

I greatly enjoy his fighting style and story and also like. He’s a cook. I love cooks. I cry every time I think about his childhood and how much Zeff means to him. I Do Not enjoy the way he acts around women. It’s a mixed bag. I want to love him but then he goes and looks at a girl

All the people I ship romantically with this character

Zoro, more or less exclusively ? Sanji is the kind of bisexual disaster who falls for almost everyone he meets, but it’s very rarely reciprocated

My non-romantic OTP for this character

Luffy, because Luffy is in a qpp with his entire crew and probably like, half the pirate worldZeff is his dad

My unpopular opinion about this character

It’s not unpopular to say Sanji needs to get his act together, but I don’t have a lot of other opinions on him so

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.

I wish he wasn’t such a piece of shit when it comes to okamas. And women. But by god the Okama Island mini-arc was. Hhhhhhhhhhhh

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Reigen

How I feel about this character

Good Mentor !!! He gave me standards for mentor types and I both thank and resent him for that. Wonderful honest conman, does his best, incredibly relatable as a young adult

All the people I ship romantically with this character

Serizawa, I think we can all agree their dynamic is super compelling and they help each other growI can get behind some good Dimple/Reigen too, though I like them more as shitty friends

My non-romantic OTP for this character

Mob is his son. Teru is also his son. Tome is his daughter. Reigen is just cruising through life finding children he can mentor and honestly ? Good for himAlso mentioned earlier but like. Dimple and him are shitty friends who keep sniping at each other but also they Get each other

My unpopular opinion about this character

He’s not a father figure for Mob, Mob is his son figure

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.

I wish he’d interacted more with Teru and Ritsu. Teru because that kid desperately needs some parenting, Ritsu because I just. I just want Ritz boy to bitterly have to bear with Reigen’s bullshit and/or tear him a new one

[drivingsideways]

for the fandom meme questions, if you're still taking them: F, G, W, and Y. (you don't have to do all of them, just whichever ones you wanna answer)

I answered most of those here, so gonna do the remaining one

W - 5 favorite ships and 5 kinks you like best for said ships

OH NO WHERE TO START HOW TO PICK THIS IS TERRIBLE 

I am such a multi-shipper at heart, i ship everyone/everything so picking a few is AGONIZING. 

under the cut ‘cause uh, i got carried away. No particular order of fave, and mostly restricted to ships from the last few years

Miranda Barlow/James Flint/Thomas Hamilton (Black Sails) - OT3 of PAIN omg, the fact that they barely had a chance to be together, and so much of their story  as a trio is basically one or the other NOT BEING THERE AND THE REMAINING TWO BEING DEVASTATED AND WANDERING AROUND THE WORLD LOST WITHOUT THEIR MISSING THIRD. UGHHHH. I yell a lot about James/Miranda here but internally I yell a lot about Thomas/Miranda pre and post James and James/Thomas without Miranda and basically every time I see their faces I’m *crying *, and honestly, my only kink for them is to literally be in the same room and the same time, like, my needs here are very basic. 

Dean/Castiel (SPN): I know, I know. Everybody and their grandmom ships these two, AS THEY SHOULD. I gave up on the show a long time ago, but every now and then a gifset crosses my dash and I’M UNDONE BY THEIR FACES WHEN THEY LOOK AT EACH OTHER WHEN THE OTHER IS NOT WATCHING (THERE’S A REASON SEASON 6 IS WHEN I REALLY STARTED SHIPPING THEM) AND I’M LIKE IT’S BEEN 15 YEARS AND SEVERAL RESURRECTIONS PLEASE KISS NOW. Hmm, kinks for this ship- lbr, fandom has written Every Possible Kink for this ship, and I’m happy to roll with most of it, but anything with true-form/eldritch horror Cas and a very human, very mortal Dean is probably THE BEST. Well, that and OMG ARE THEY HOLDING HANDS OMG OMG OMG (I can’t help it, I’m a marshmallow)

Superbat (DCEU) : I’ll be honest, I didn’t give a fuck about Batman until Ben Affleck ran onto the screen with with his fucking three piece suits and Emotional Trauma and Weird Psychosexual Dreams and I couldn’t believe the pit of shame I’d let myself fall into, but BvS was Something (yes, amidst a whole lot of Objectively Bad Somethings, yes I’m looking at you Jesse Eisenberg) anyways, i closed the tab where the movie had been playing, opened another tab for AO3 and fell straight into one of @susiecarter‘s fics, specifically THIS AMAZING FAKE DATING POST BvS ONE and it was basically over for me. This subset of Superbat fandom has some amazing writers and artists so honestly it wasn’t really even my fault, i just wallowed in all the hard work being done by someone else. PINING! CONTROL ISSUES! Emotionally Traumatized Man with a Death Wish meets literal Ray of Sunshine who can ALSO actually kill him with his little finger and has FEELINGS HE CAN”T IDENTIFY MUCH LESS TALK ABOUT. I love pining (is that a kink?) and like this is the otp where one half is/was literally dead while the other is dead inside AND IT WAS ALL TOO MUCH FOR ME. I REGRET NOTHING. Seriously, this version of an older, weary Batman meeting a young(ish) Superman who’s still trying to figure out how to be Superman, with both of them having control issues while being absolute rubbish at communication is perfect for a lot of d/s stuff but like my bulletproof kink in this ship is probably them...talking about their feelings? YEAH.

Joan/Sherlock (Elementary) : OH NO MY SUPER HAPPY CANON PLATONIC SOULMATES THEY ARE EVERYTHING I’VE EVER WANTED AND NEVER IMAGINED I’D GET TO SEE ON AN ACTUAL SHOW AND THEY’RE SUPER GREAT AND I LOVE HOW THEY ARE LIKE RIDE OR DIE FOR EACH OTHER AND THE WAY SHERLOCK ADORES HER AND THE WAY SHE’LL LOOK OUT FOR HIM AND TELL HIM COLD HARD TRUTHS BUT ALWAYS WITH KINDNESS WHY ARE THEY SO PERFECT WHY IS THIS SHOW ENDING AND HOLY HELL UNDYING KINK IS SHERLOCK SAYING ‘I’D MAKE ADJUSTMENTS FOR YOU’ AND JOAN’S FACE WHEN HE SAYS THAT THIS SHOW HAD BETTER END WITH JOAN ADOPTING A BABY AND LIVING IN THEIR BROWNSTONE WITH CLYDE AND THEIR BEES AND DOING DETECTIVE THINGS

*deep breath *

and current fave

Ning Yi/ Xin Zi Yan (The Rise of Phoenixes) : Ok, look, I basically ship Ning Yi/everyone and mostly Ning Yi/ happiness, homicidal woobie that he is, BUT the show just like WENT THERE with these two. Xin Zi Yan is Ning Yi’s mentor/friend/ally in the fight for his life within his batshit insane royal family and he is a cold, ruthless fuck who can hold grudges FOREVER and they flirt with each other (the show is particularly unsubtle about the flirting) and lie to each other and protect each other and STICK THE KNIFE INTO EACH OTHER AT THE SOFTEST POINTS BECAUSE THEY KNOW HOW TO. Like their fights are EPIC, blood on the floor everywhere and I’m like YES YES but also NOW FUCK. Like, canon just gave me this intense, competitive, kinda unhealthy dynamic and I’m like they’d be so bad for each other, BECAUSE LOL WHAT ARE BOUNDARIES XIN ZI YAN YOU CONTROL FREAK AND  NING YI YOU ARE ONE ABYSS OF NEED THAT YOU TRY TO HIDE BEHIND YOUR NONCHALANCE AND MURDER BUT YOU CAN’T HIDE FOREVER OMG I LOVE THEM A LOT LET ME WRITE 100K ABOUT THEM BEING THE ABSOLUTE WORST FOR EACH OTHER AND THE WORLD, SO I DID. Did someone say rarepair hell? I’m literally writing the only fic there is for them that’s how much i love them (its such a rarepair that the tag isn’t even searchable on AO3 yet). Uh, as for kinks for these two I CAN’T BECAUSE I’M NOT READY FOR THE MORTIFICATION OF BEING KNOWN. 

[vipers-hat]

I don't know what has or hasn't been asked for the otp ask so whatevers left answer? Also I love them

1: Whospends almost all their money on the other? John wants to splurge on Nic allthe time. Nic… is apparently more materialistic than most of the Deps I’ve seenfor this answer because most of the time she’s all “Well alright!” :D unlessthe price tag gets too steep/over like $500 for stupid shit.  She tries to treat him as much as she can tomake up for it. She thinks it’s all in vain because of the differences in justhow much money is spent compared to him, but he loves it.

2: Who sleeps in the other’s lap? Both. John just latches onto her more because he’s a touch starved mess. 

3: Who walks around the house half-naked and who yells atthem to put on some clothes? If they’re on their own and the kids are with theRyes/Sharky/etc, they’re both A-Ok with it. They figure if they’ve got it,flaunt it for themselves/each other. It’s all fun until Whitehorse comes for avisit, sees them both half naked and is very unimpressed that it was the secondtime it’s happened, at least the first time John was fully clothed and he onlyhad to be embarrassed about seeing his surrogate daughter like that.

4: Whichone tells the other not to stay up all night and which one stays up all nightanyway? More often than not, John is the one pulling all nighters, whether it’swork to look after the Resistance people he likes/ Post-Collapse population, ornightmares from the old days. Nic gets a sixth sense about it after a while andalways tries to goad him into coming to bed or trying to get him back to sleep.

5: Which one tries to make food for the other but burns itall by accident and which one tells them that it’s okay and makes them bothcookies? John cooks a lot to further prove it was not him who made the waterymac and cheese. Funnily enough, his mac and cheese comes out fine. It’s justeverything else under the sun that he cooks that isn’t. Nic doesn’t mind. Sheand the kids get some quality mac and cheese out of the deal. 

6: Which one reads OTP prompts and says “Oh that’s us!” andwhich one goes “Eh, not really”? John because he’s trying to over-romantize them. Nic’s… a little more realistic than that unless the prompts are just as realistic. Or involve shit she can take and run with. Like puppies. “Who would buy the other an animal…? (gives him a pointed smile)” “Babe we have tHREE CHILDREN, A FAMILY OF BEARS, A REGULAR MOUNTAIN LION, A BLISSED MOUNTAIN LION, A ROGUE TURKEY, TWENTY DOGS (pulls prepped running list of animals they have at the ranch out of his pocket to continue)”

7: Which one constantly wears the other’s clothes? Answered here

8: Which one spends all day running errands and which one says“You remembered [thing], right?”  Over here 

9: Which one drives the car and which one gives them directions? Here 

10: Which one does the posing while the other one draws? Johnfor the sake of the Bed Wade/3:10 to Yuma parallel that’s been around since I’vedreamt their relationship up. John’s a surprisingly good artist and sketchesNic any chance that he can get when she’s unaware because he’s still in awethat after all the shit God put him through, He still dropped her into his lifeand he needs to record it in any way he can.

11: Ifthey were about to rob a museum, which one does backflips through lasers andwhich one is strolling behind with a bag of chips? Both would be doing the gracefulparkour shit and trying to one-up each other while getting ridiculously turnedon at the same time.

12: Whichone of your OTP overdoes it on the alcohol and which one makes the other stopdrinking? John’s got a lot of shit to work through, and has narrowed hisprimary vice down to alcohol. Nic isn’t happy, but she gets it. She doesn’texactly tell him to stop like she should, but she keeps an eye on it and steps inmore so as a “last call” type thing than anything.

13: Which one likes to surprise the other with a lot of smallrandom gifts? Goes along with the money thing. John’s all about showingaffection via materialistic means. Nic doesn’t need it but doesn’t exactly mindand tries to even things out as much as she can. Him, on the other hand, keepsreminding her that he owes her his life so they’re even no matter what.

14: Which one keeps accidentally using the other’s last nameinstead of their own? Gonna go straight with fic canon here where John full onstops using “Seed” and takes “Raylan” as his last name once they’re common law married so Joseph’s prophecy of himdying could completely come true/ the Seed name can die in the miserable past/Cal and the twins won’t live with that particular shadow following them/havingpeople judging them immediately for it.

15: Which one screams about the spider andwhich one brings the spider outside? Nic’s animal/insect/living creature lovingstops at spiders and mosquitos so very much her. She shrieks about it, Johngoes to kill it to be hero. Nic makes the mistake of making a joke about himbeing the primary torturer/murderer out of the pair of them so that’s why hegets the job. He barely talks to her for a day.

16: Which one gives the other their jacket?  This a way

17: Whokeeps getting threatened by the other’s overprotective older sibling? Jacob’sdead and Joseph’s still all “Nicolette you’re John’s salvation, everything youdo from here on out is acceptable in my book”, and Nic’s an only child, so doesn’t really apply. Theclosest thing is Whitehorse stepping in as the father figure to give John theshovel talk. And he gives the shovel launcher talk- and takes John with himwhen he’s doing innocent ‘target practice’ to drive the point home. John doesn’t  look at him for a week.

18: Who’s the first one to admit they have feelings for theother? In my own canon, John’s head over heels in love with her the second sheshows up on that other side of the blast door in the Confession scene but hedoesn’t really recognize it. He kind of admits he’s got feelings months lateronce they’re a team, but she doesn’t believe him because they’re still at the begrudgingallies stage. Fast forward months later, she almost dies in the Collapse, outcomes the ‘L’ word from his mouth. It takes her even more months to realizethat oh hey, she actually loves him too.

19: Howgood would your OTP be at parenting? Heeerreee :3

20: Whichone types with perfect grammar and which one types using numbers as letters?Both are very proper about it. Aint nobody got time to look stupid when you’retrying to flirt with/impress/threaten your number one frenemy. (cough) New Phone Who Dis on AO3 (cough) 

21: Whogets attacked by a bully and who protects them? Accidental Judas or not, peopleand rogue turkeys are still constantly trying to kill John every so often.Thankfully much less so when the kids are around, but still. Nic’s the one thathas to go to everyone all “look at your life, look at your choices. And I knowI should take my own advice but I kind of love the idiot now and you all loveme so can you fucking not kill the father of my children, thanks”

22: Who makes the bad puns and who makes a pained smile everytime the other makes a pun? Nic takes after Sharky with the puns for a while.John absolutely hates it and tries to tell her until she reminds him about the  “if these walls could talk, or rather scream” line/joke/whateverthe fuck it was and that he’s got no right to talk.

23: Who comes home from work to see that the other one bought apuppy? Favorite answer so far is this way

24: Which one gives the other a piggyback ride when they’retired? Both.John’s both mortified and a little turned on that she can lift him as easily as he can her. 

25: Which one competes in some sort of activity and which onedoes the overzealous cheering? Both, though John takes the “overzealous” to a different level because he is John, after all. 

26: Who takes a selfie when the other onefalls asleep on their shoulder? John, again, same logic as the drawing thing.He needs to record as much of their time together as possible.

27: Which one would give the other amakeover if they asked? John tries to redo her wardrobe several times. Theclosest thing to a makeover Nic gets with John is talking him into letting hertrim his beard enough- mostly for maintenance than anything. She shaves off thesides of his beard a couple of times but they both kinda low key hate it.

28: Whichone owns a pet that the other is absolutely terrified of? This way

29: Which one holds the umbrella over both of them when itrains? John. Can’t have his literal savior getting sick from exposure toweather.

30: Ifyour OTP went on vacation, where would they go and what would they do? Whowould take the pictures? Last but not least

[eunhae-code]

Hello ~ I don't know if you have answered this before, but I'll give it a try; Since when do you suspect that there was something between them (as something romantic or just a flirting thing -whichever is good-) and why? (I'm so bored so hope you can answer this in a long paragraph 😂)

Annyeong anon~!

I’ve been a fan of Super Junior since like 2010, but I wasn’t officially an ELF till 2011/early 2012. Eunhyuk was my first bias and in having a bias, what do fangirls do? RESEARCH.

I researched him so much that almost every post about him included Donghae. So naturally, it led to my discovery of EunHae which I knew back then as Haehyuk and Hyukhae. I was curious so I delved deeper into the OTP, which I also didn’t know was a term for years. I just “shipped” people together but never thought it was an actual thing. And I had been listening to Kpop sparingly before that.

Then I came across the infamous “Adonis Camp” and oh boy its a lotta gay. I mean, there was legit no other way to put it. The sheer amount of pure sexual tension!! I was SHOOK.

From then on, I knew there was something. The even MORE infamous “Heart is Beating Hug”: a 12-second PUBLIC hug, I’m talking arms wrapped around each other, heads snuggled in each other’s necks, legs intertwined HUG. Did I mention already that it was BROADCASTED AND HAD A LIVE AUDIENCE??? Did I also mention that it wasn’t even a real soccer game and was completely unnecessary? No? Well, the more you know.

Cue the summer of 2012, Kiss The Radio: Eunhae were glued like white-on-rice. The two were inseparable the entire night and then went home arms wrapped around each other’s waists.

I will admit, I faltered in late 2012 with the IU and Eunhyuk scandal, but then Donghae’s reaction shocked me more.

Back then, Donghae posted a screenshot of a song by Kim Jong Kook called “All men are like that” a day after the scandal. The entire song, the lyrics can be seen from either standpoint. One of the lines even says “but little by little, your heart came into my hands. Now I feel burdened when you say you can’t live without me.” Who else always says they can’t live without the other? Both of them.

Eunhyuk has said before “Donghae can’t live without me.” And Donghae himself has said he prefers to do everything with Eunhyuk.

Fast forward to when they went to the army in 2015 and spent their little vacation time with each other. Fast forward again to 2 years later when they were released aka last year and the first person that they hold when they are discharged is.....*drumroll* each other.

And that’s not even half of the reasoning behind it. There are thousands of subtle looks, actions, the way everyone tries to hide certain things that tell me there is something more.

People can lie, but their body language can’t

-Eunhae Code.