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[halogalopaghost]

03 Raph's accent is fake and he just likes doing it

Sometimes when he's tired at home his accent is the same as Leo and Donnie's

But because they live in new york no one questions it

This concept creates possibilities for endless hijinks. Can he do other accents? Are his impressions better than Mikey's?!

Also @.autisticmichelangelos and @.super-weed-ninja wrote a fic like this, but it was 87 Mikey! It's on AO3 here

Ya'll's brains: 🤝

[frenchublog]

kosovo miku

[canisalbus]

✦ Hound mode ✦

[egophiliac]

CROWLEY SSR THOUGHTS

there is zero basis for this, but I can't get this thought of my head

I don't know why I decided to draw it this way

[icewindandboringhorror]

On average, what is the total MONTHLY amount that you spend on dining out*?

*(This doesn't only count going out to restaurants, but also stuff like picking up fast food to bring home, getting a coffee on the way to work, getting a premade sandwich from a grocery store deli during lunch, buying a quick snack from a convenience store or food cart whilst walking somewhere, ordering a pizza or any other food to be delivered to your home, etc.)

*(If you often dine out in groups/as a household: calculate and divide the costs so that you get a Per Person average. This is for YOU individually, NOT the total household/group costs)

(I'm sure polls similar to this have been made before (very common topic), I just haven't personally seen one that I can remember, so, I was curious to do my own! I was discussing this with a group of people today and it was very interesting to see how widely the number varied between individuals. :0c )

(Reblog for bigger sample size if you can, and feel free to explain your answer in tags if there's anything extra to add!)

[miralines]

the thing about Rose is that she isn't just someone who voted for the "leopards eating people's faces" party who then got her face eaten. She was one of the leopards who was eating faces. She was actively upholding and spreading it. and then she got her face eaten

[thechibilitwick]

happy birthday shidou cheers to a unchanging tomorrow blah blah blah i hope you fall face flat into your cake

[omaano]

"The moon started to rise, turning the tide, and when the first little flicker of light floated through the tunnel, Wrecker nearly missed it. But soon more were following, the dark water lit by flashes of blue, green, and purple as more and more jellyfish entered the cave."

I'm not going to quote more of this scene, because Vatukka really has a masterful way with words and I think you should check it out for yourselves in just you and me far beyond the sea (and specifically chapter 24 for this one) and share some love with the author! It's definitely one of my most favourite things that came out of mermay this year, so I was so so SO happy that I was commissioned for this piece by @valkeakuulas Thanks so much for working with me to make this illustration! 💜

[spicyvampire]

"The golden blood, its scent, and its taste, will awaken your thirst. One drop, and every cell in your entire body will come alive. You'll know what it's like to taste the sweetest torture. No Immortal can resist it."

MY GOLDEN BLOOD (2024?)

[saltpepperbeard]

Our Flag Means Death + Bot Description Generator 

[martuzzio]

https://vaulthunters.gg/how-to-play

Go play Vault Hunters. It's free and very fun [waves bamboo-shaped sword in your direction menacingly]

[backpackingspace]

Psst want some some angst?

Odysseus with flowers woven into his hair, around his wrist, his ankles/ his neck/. Odysseus with his hair oiled and his skin scrubbed clean.

Calypso forces him into the bath. Forces him into clean clothes makes it so that he cannot move protest or breath while she brushes his hair. The flowers won't come off, even when he claws at his skin making himself bleed, even when he yanks chunks of his hair out trying to dislodge the pretty blossoms. Calypso heals him anyway makes his skin flawless, regrows his hair. She likes him looking pretty, likes him looking like he's loving life. Won't allow anything from the outside world to touch them, even if that's odysseus himself.

After all, she can't have anyone thinking she doesn't look after her beloved mortal. She's heard how the other gods treats their pets, how rough they are. But she's different. See how well odysseus is taken care of? And why would he even want to think about anything else when /shes/ right here. So what if he's a little resistant to the idea right now? Odysseus, the poor thing, is battered and traumatized it's natural that he'd be a little confused. One day he'll snap out of it and thank her. She just knows it.

[b4kuch1n]

hahaha wheee haha

[mayasaura]

turns out I am not immune to dungeon meshi's propaganda

[koka-mi]

Oh my gosh whyyyy am I so obsessed with numbers I don't like it at all this is driving me INSANEEEE😭😭IT'S GETTING WORSE AND WORSE AS THE DAYS GO BY AAAA

[metathemeta-art]

specifically for any other celiac dca enjoyers because. look. we gotta cope somehow!! but also this can apply to anyone who has food stuff going on. I think Moon would be super gross about it but he would also not let a single thing poison you ever. special robot sensors or something