#dog scootering

[foldingfittedsheets]

I was out getting burgers the other day and this scooter man pulled up and I physically gasped. He had a pink fluffy motorcycle helmet with floppy dog ears on it. That was already pretty cute. But as he turned he had a little chihuahua strapped to his chest with her own little goggles on.

I vibrated with admiration from in my car and tried to resist the urge to get a picture. I fully believe in not photographing people without permission, but I needed to share this cuteness. I thought about an artist rendition but I knew I’d forget details.

So I gave in and scurried out to approach him. The instant he saw my demeanor he knew I’d like a picture. He even put his little pups goggles back on to show them off. I was grinning from ear to ear as I thanked him and here is the best thing I’ve seen in a long time.

[liontalon1]

Well training is going as well as you can expect, she pulled it around for exactly two minutes before realizing that it would make a great chew toy. I’ll take any progress i can get as last time we tried with the firewood she’d just lay down instead of pulling it.

[muppetationalcollectables]

Set of 12 "Muppet Show" buttons produced in 1977 in the UK. They were also sold at the Muppet Stuff store in New York City. The manufacturer is unknown; the only marks on the buttons say, "HA! 1976-77"

[legowizard]

It’s time to dress up right!

[gifs-of-puppets]

The Muppet Show (1976-1981)

Source: adam807

[caecaesclubhouse]

The Muppets as Vines

(made buy yours truly) ;)

[mash4077confessions]

The Mash/Muppet Alignment Chart

[elliehopaunt]

...It's time to raise the curtain...

From @montygog on IG

[nostalgicfun]

December 4, 1999

[unrealmuppet]

A collection!

[roobusmcscroobus]

Fuck it. Muppet High School AU ideas (Yes this is based on the abandoned (??) Muppet High project but like better because I'm hot like that)

- Crazy Harry isn't allowed to go to school anymore.

- Only this town is in a vaguely 50's time period. It's not the 1950's, they're just weird.

- Statler and Waldorf run the place where Fozzie works at (The Jim Henson Company made him a soda jerk????) They pay him far below minimum wage and he doesn't know.

- Kermit's the coolest frog in town because he's the ONLY frog in town (Except Robin.) This man couldn't handle a La Croix

- Piggy regularly gets her friends to jump Denise when she's leaving class. The only reason she hasn't been expelled is because her family regularly donates to the school.

- Gonzo's origin story is him ordering some bullshit like an orange soda float and Fozzie going "Hey, I'm gonna need a snowball for this freak", thus awakening something in Gonzo. This wasn't on purpose, Fozzie was just doing his job

- Animal doesn't play guitar, Janice just asks him to hold it for her while she's at cheer practice.

- Beaker is failing speech and debate because nobody can understand him.

- Rowlf is only on the football team so he can catch the ball. It's like a big game of fetch for him.

- The Electric Mayhem are constantly smoking weed in the 1st floor men's restroom. You cannot use that one.

- Rizzo is one of Fozzie's coworkers and he adamantly refuses to use the soda jerk codewords because he thinks it's dumb

- Scooter gets bullied for being gay despite the fact that everyone else is also queer

- Bunsen has started about 9 fires so far, and only 6 of them were in the school's science classroom.

- The Swedish Chef also works with Fozzie. He barely has a grasp on the English language and he's staying with Sam Eagle

- Sam is class president. One time, he almost beat up Floyd for sitting down during the Pledge of Allegiance

[itzbluecl0udd]

Heya Tumblr gng

I’M NOT DEAD YALL I’M HERE

Posting some drawings I did while I wasn’t active (also, lately I was really hyper fixated into The Amazing Digital Circus.. ahem.)

[liontalon1]

Well the beans harness training has been going well she’s graduated from a water bottle to a small tire last session. Except during training today she realized it’s a lot easier to just carry said tire instead of dragging it so she just ran around with it in her mouth. Not exactly what i had in mind but she was enjoying herself.

[bluemoon-catworld]

[grim-vs-lizard]

[gifs-of-puppets]

Muppets Most Wanted (2014)