#do u even like bnha uno

[foryoumyheroes]

Youtube Miya

[Osamu] has nothing to do at the start of the pandemic when Onigiri Miya closes temporarily other than meal prep for his spouse and wait for his S/O to come home and give him attention, so he starts a Youtube to curb his boredom. 

A/N: 

I know that this is a BNHA blog but I’ve been getting into Haikyuu!! (even though I’m still kinda unfamiliar with it) and this came to me! I hope you guys enjoy! Also I know that Japan’s lockdown was more lenient but let’s ~ pretend. 

He’s legit just been laying at home thinking, “Damn... I have nothing to do.” 

Sure, he can meal prep or whatever, and he makes meals for you every day, but he’s already done with that, and there’s just so much time he can spend making cutesy bentos in fun animal shapes for you no matter how long he stretches the time out. 

He’s just been in bed. Chilling. Yearning. Waiting for you to come home. Wash. Rinse. Repeat. 

He’s not quite sure what inspires him to create a YT channel. He just has the time, he looks for recipes occasionally on there, and he has his camera phone so one day he’s just like why not? 

He’s not that big on mukbangs for some reason despite being a lover of food. 

I think his style of videos is either super calming like Jun’s Kitchen or casual like Imamu room. They’re straight to the point with very little talking, easy to watch. 

The most he talks is his introduction video which I imagine is chaotic for no apparent reason. It starts with him laying flat on his back on the kitchen counter staring up at the ceiling. He’s silent for ten whole seconds of the video and he’s so still that some people think the video’s lagging or just a still frame. Then he turns to the camera with a bored face and says, “I’m Miya Osamu, owner of Onigiri Miya. This is my Youtube channel. I make food.” Then the video ends. 

UMMM?? OK?? 

When he first started Suna helped out by giving him editing tips. 

He occasionally makes super fancy recipes that he hasn’t tried before or ones that he really enjoys, and has a video on making the perfect onigiri where he lectures like a professor with a doctorate about the perfect rice to filling ratio. However, the most common videos and the ones that get the most likes are the ones that document the meal he makes for that day for his spouse. 

It’s titled something generic like, “Bento for my [husband/wife/spouse] #12″ 

BUT HE PUTS SO MUCH DEDICATION AND CARE INTO THE MEAL. 

That’s not just for show or for the camera. He did that years before he started the channel, but now that his efforts are in the public view the comments are all like: 

“Are you guys looking for a third member to join your relationship” 

“CAN YALL ADOPT ME” 

“👁👄👁 me watching the perfect man make meals every day for someone else” 

“IM SICK AND T I R E D OF YOUR PERFECTION SAVE SOME FOR THE REST OF US” 

“MAKING FOOD FOR YOUR SPOUSE DAILY ANNDDDDD MAKING THE PRESENTATION *CHEFS KISS*?? ?  👑 👑 👑 You dropped these king.” 

“We can only see his forearms and hands in these videos and yet im horn knee” 

“We can’t see his face but he’s hot 😩😩 I just know it” 

He reads the comments occasionally for a good laugh and comes to you when there’s something like, “I hope your spouse treats you like a king because you deserve it after all your effort” A comment that hypes him up basically. 

He’ll be like, “You hear that, [Name], you’re married to the perfect man.” 

You: but I’m not married to Kita-san tho???

Osamu:  

He prefers to have you hidden, not even with only your lower body in frame to protect your privacy. 

If the commenters get too pushy and practically continuously demand to have you shown in his videos he just posts a video of him calmly eating plain rice while comments that are being mean and annoying are overlaid over the screen to the sound of the Mii theme. No one knows what it means but the comments stop. 

Okay but imagine that he sometimes puts his mistakes in. Like when he’s scooping rice into your bento box and he accidentally misses the lunch box completely and the rice just splats onto the countertop but he lets out that small snort laugh under his breath??? My heart: taken. 

He doesn’t blow up overnight, but he does get a good following pretty quickly, about 100k in the span in two or three months. 

After Onigiri Miya does open up again the daily videos stop, but he still posts food videos pretty regularly. Instead of one daily video for your lunch, he’ll post like, “Dinner with my spouse on [Day/Month]” occasionally or cram all of your weekly bento meals into one video. 

If he gets noticed in public or in his restaurant he’s still so new to this that when people ask to take pictures with him he’ll just dumbly go, “HUh?” and make a shocked face. 

Atsumu tries to tease him for it but he just shrugs and is like whatever. From the start all he wanted to do was make food for you. Whatever ✨clout✨ that he gets from it doesn’t really matter to him. 

It annoys his brother though because sometimes on the street they’ll be like “ARE YOU MIYA OSAMU’S BROTHER???” 

And Atsumu’s just, “YOU MEAN HE’S MIYA ATSUMU’S BROTHER” and tripping over the reverse uno that’s been played over his life. 

Guess what he does after he gets his first big chunk of AdSense money? You guessed right. He gives u a kiss on the forehead and goes, “We’re getting the fancy wagyu at the grocery store tonight, babe.” 

[babymilkawa]

holiday sleepover headcanons with:

bakusquad

gn!reader :)

so you guys decide to have a sleepover on Christmas Eve and spend Christmas Day together

before that though, you spend the whole day doing Christmas things outside

because it looks like a snowman threw up outside, y'all decide to have a snowball fight first

there are 6 of you so you split up into teams: Bakugou and you called captains so you guys picked your other team members

Kiri was called onto Bakugou’s team, You got mina, Sero was taken by Bakugou, and...Denki...yea

It starts off pretty calm at first, like you’ve got your snow forts built (your team’s looks amazing by the way, impenetrable) 

but then SOMEONE cheats *cough* denki *cough* and all hell’s loose

no one goes by the rules anymore and it’s every wo/man for themselves

stay away from bakugou though, denki already has a bloody nose

sero’s taken mina hostage and is threatening you with her

“pssh take her, see if I care”

“y/n!!!!” 😫💔

yea she’s coughing up snow now

and wait..where’s kiri?

oh shit, he’s been forming his own giant snowball behind Sero! They’ve been working together!

y/n u better run for your life like have u seen Kiri’s biceps

anyways, once that’s over y’all are passing around ice packs and massaging your arms from all that throwing

Bakugo made hot cocoa for everyone and each person had a different kind of style and guess what, he actually made them perfectly to everyone’s taste 👀

like mina has hers with cereal

denki adds extra chocolate syrup with whipped cream

kiri’s got his graham crumbs

sero’s extra marshmallows with bits of candy cane

and bakugou is just hot cocoa

normally he’d say that it’s too sugary for them but it’s the holidays man don’t be a grinch 😌

so u guys sit together on the couch, sharing blankets, and u play some Christmas episodes from sitcoms

ur Christmas tree is placed next to the fire and u remember how much fun u had decorating it with them

u remember how sero and denki brought it in, “this year, we go MONSTER SIZE”

but they did a poor job of keeping it clean so cue Bakugou yelling, putting Aizawa out of his job

when y'all were decorating it, you couldn’t decide what to put and what not to so y’all just put EVERYTHING

it looked like a mess,,,but it was festive,,so

mina and denki got tangled in the fairy lights together HAHAH idiots

you were given the honor to put the star on top and kiri offered to carry you on his shoulders

ngl, you all looked so smug at your hard work 

back to present day,,,sero suggests to go ice skating 

on ur way there, Bakugou’s driving and kiri’s in charge of music

u already know back seat losers are singing cheesy Christmas songs

so when you’re there, you find out that sero is actually the only one who’s good at ice skating

idk he looks majestic like that, I can just see it

but yea everyone else sucks

mina and denki hold on to both of your arms, leaving you without the option of holding on to the railing

kiri holds on to bakugou and even though bakugou’s tryna look like he knows what he’s doing, he’s holding on to kiri for life too

afterwards, denki suggests drinking hot cocoa again and bakugou yells at him for wanting to consume that much sugar in one day

u guys end the night with watching a hallmark Christmas movie 

blankets and sleeping bags are laid on the ground and y’all fall asleep one by one

bakugou’s the first to sleep,,,of course

in the morning, you’ve got sero and denki waking everyone up and bakugou trying to suffocate them with his pillow

u gather around the Christmas tree but before you open the presents, you all play multiple rounds of uno and whoever wins gets to open their present first my family tradition hehe

denki gets u a portable phone charger so you’ll stop using him HAHA you’ll still do it anyways

kiri got bakugou all might underwear wrong move buddy

denki and sero even said “go try it on dude!”

a plate of fried denki and sero for u <3

u got mina a bigass skincare and makeup set

sero got video games from bakugou

denki got an echo dot from mina

kiri got more weights and equipment from sero 

the rest of the day includes you 6 just sitting around and talking

best Christmas I'd say 

a/n: hope u liked it!! Requests are open :)

bnha masterlist

[clearsky]

My Top Comfort Characters/Kins and My Main HCs For Them

(Note, not all my kins/comfort characters are on here, just the ones I have more than 5 hcs for)

CW: Korekiyo Shinguji (DRV3), Himiko Yumeno (DRV3), Shinsou Hitoshi (BNHA), Kyoko Kirigiri (THH), Tsuyu Asui (BNHA), Entrapta (Spop), Ibuki Mioda (SDR2), Celestia Ludenberg (THH), Funtime Foxy (FNAF), Peril (WOF)

Korekiyo Shinguji (DRV3)

Nonbinary

He/They pronouns

Autistic

Chains and loose accessories are for stimming

Likes the feeling of silk and cotton

Can't stand the feeling of anything rough or bumpy

He likes collecting small trinkets and the bones of small mammals

Can't stand anything salty. He'll eat it but he certainly won't enjoy it

Dating Rantaro

Can flirt, but only if he doesn't try

Petnames are a hell yea

Gets sunburnt really easily

Group dates with Celesnaegiri and Ikuzono

Can't cook for s h i t

Had a scene kid phase in middle school

Went to the same middle school as Celeste and Maki

Knew them when Celeste went through her "I'm not like other girls" phase and Maki was a Band Kid™

Himiko Yumeno (DRV3)

Female

She/Her pronouns

Lesbian

Can force herself to fall asleep within seconds regardless of where she is

100% forces herself to fall asleep when she doesn't wanna listen/talk to someone

Himiko/Angie/Tenko relationship. I'm calling them the Traffic Light Trio

She likes taking naps in the forest

She prefers enclosed/tight spaces more than open ones

Has several hundred stress balls and squishies laying around

She overheats easy

Shinsou Hitoshi (BNHA)

Questioning his gender, but goes by any pronouns

Knows he's Asexual, at least

Has no clue what his romantic orientation is though

The kind of person to carry treats in his pocket just in case he runs into a cat

Will stop to pet literally every cat he comes across

Great at reading people

Doesn't talk unless it's 100% needed

Hangs with Tokoyami, Jirou, and Denki most often

Aizawa has 100% unofficially adopted him

Fosters kittens

Not a big fan of physical touch

He is 100% in the bakusquad. Anyone who says he's in the Dekusquad is a c o w a r d

He and Tsuyu vibe

Knows a bunch of random facts

Dark humour? Dark humour

*skates backwards into his therapist's room slowly sipping from an absurdly huge cup of coffee* Candice you're not gonna BELIEVE the shit I just went through

In case I forgot to mention it, he skates

Kyoko Kirigiri (THH)

Mtf

She/Her

Bi with female preference

Burns go up to her shoulders/collarbone/chest

Prefers to just listen as opposed to saying anything

Knows a ton of random trivia about everyone else in her class

She keeps a notebook she fills with all the trivia

Doesn't celebrate her birthday. She just doesn't see the point of it

Doesn't hate sugar/sweets, but if given the choice she would choose literally everything else

Cuts her own hair

A cat person

Permanent dark circles

T-Tall 😳

Like,,, 6'1 at LEAST

Only person taller than her is Yasuhiro (6'3)

Canon no longer exist

Ahahaha healthy life habits? What are those?

Can't handle horror games

She's the kind of person you'd go to if you needed to rant but didn't want any advice

Polyamourous yo

Celeste/Kyoko/Makoto

She's a dom yall are just scared to admit it

Tsuyu Asui (BNHA)

They go by They/Them

Lesbian

They and Ochaco are dating

They like to hang with Shinsou

Which mainly just means the two sitting in one of their dorms in near total silence doing whatever

Can speak English and French as well as Japanese

Learned English from cartoons

Picked up French bc they thought it'd be fun

Prefers to stay neutral in the whole Bakusquad / Dekusquad thing

They're invited to all outings/events by/for both squads

They like puns

They're a dumbass but willingly, and for fun

Like "someone says they like dark humour and they'll turn off the lights before telling a joke" kind dumbass for fun

Great at poker

Likes Disney Movies

Very touchy once you get close enough

Not in a sexual way, just likes physical contact

Especially fond of piggyback rides and cuddles

Extreme fear of needles

Entrapta (She-Ra)

She/Her or It/Its

Doesn't bother trying to figure out whether she's cis, trans, nonbinary, or what

Was AMAB though

Short as fuck (4'7)

Strong as fuck though

Cuddle game strong

Physical touch is a fuck yes

Cuddles

Piggyback rides

Hugs

Anything where she's touching someone is wonderful in her book

As long as she's the one that initiates it

Anyone else touching her without her permission makes her freak

Prefers being high up

Makes it harder for anyone to sneak up on her

An ace at video games

When it comes to sexuality she just says she's Questioning

Ibuki Mioda (SDR2)

Any pronouns + Pup/Pupself + It/Its

No idea what their gender is otherwise

Biromantic Asexual

Just likes sexual jokes

Gets distracted easily

Has severe hearing problems

She's plays her instruments as loud as possible, with the amp right next to her, without ANY ear protection

It's caused some damage

She talks so loud bc she has no idea how loud is considered acceptable

Wears hearings aids most of the time

Several piercings and tattoos

Likes hearing things jingle

She has a bracelet with a few bells hanging from it

She'll shake it whenever she's bored

LOVES hair accessories

Ribbons are a particular favourite

Occasionally she'll hang little charms from her hair "horns"

The kind of person who never takes any pills/medicine bc she keeps forgetting she has to

Frequently uses emojis

Skates everywhere but she isn't very good at it

She keeps crashing into everything

Has broken every bone in her body at least 3 times

Most of which was bc she keeps trying to kick in doors and skating down the stairs

Celestia Ludenberg (THH)

Nonbinary

Any pronouns, mainly goes by She/They

Bi, 70:30

Collects mini hand sanitizers and can tabs

Has single handedly gotten Mario Kart, Mario Party, Monopoly, Uno, and Clue banned a grand total of 17 times (and counting)

The kind of person to purposefully target someone regardless of what game was being played

Favourite victim is Byakuya (bc he gets so upset about it and she finds that hilarious)

Mains Waluigi

Celeste/Kyoko/Makoto

Has several banned Twitter accounts bc whenever she's bored she'll start discourse on purpose

Hangs with Korekiyo, Ibuki, Byakuya, Yasuhiro, and Leon most often

It's a weird friend group but everyone's sorta gotten used to it

She and Byakuya gamble together occasionally

She tries to avoid it bc he'll willingly blow his entire fortune in an attempt to beat her

Autustic

Can't stand the feeling of water

Mainly bc she can't swim for shit

Horror movies? Hates them

Gets flustered super easily

Taka is her twin brother

Kotoko, Kokichi, and Gundham are their half siblings (Same father)

Peko and Toko are their cousins

She sucks ass at go fish

Fuck canon she's 4'11 now

C h u b b y

Freckles

Once she gets comfortable enough with herself she dyes her hair in the peekaboo style

Either black and red or black and blonde

Haven't decided yet

I'll be doing Celesnaegiri hcs as a seperate post but I just feel it's important for you to know that she expresses her affection verbally and is a very touchy person

Went to middle school with Maki and Korekiyo

Has horrible eyesight

She wears contacts most of the time but she always puts off buying more

After the 5th or so time she ended up blindly stumbling around a week after her contacts ran out Kyoko convinced her to buy glasses as well

Religious accessories yo

Like chokers and dangly earrings with crosses and pentagrams and shit

Likes wearing wacky earrings

Can run and do all sorts of tricks in heels

She and Mukuro are exes yo

Keeps her hair short so it's easier to manage

Hair never gets longer than her shoulders if she can help it

She seems like the kind of person who'd keep her bangs grown past her eyes regardless of how frustrating or inconvenient it is

She's a sub yall just don't wanna admit it

Funtime Foxy (FNAF)

I'm going on the record to say this

Funtime Foxy is genderfluid and that is that

Goes by Funtime

Any pronouns, They/Them most commonly

Plays music (keyboard and guitar mainly)

They and Funtime Freddy (Freds) mainly play with the kids

Freds mainly tells stories with Bonbon while Funtime more so plays one-on-one

Has nicknames for everyone

Circus Baby - Ringleader

Ballora - Bells

Funtime Freddy - Partner

Bon Bon - Bun

Peril (WOF)

I like both Nonbinary She/They Peril and Mtf She/Her Peril

They're both such good concepts

She's a lesbian, Harold

She only had a crush on Clay bc he was pretty much everything she was supposed to like in a guy

Gimme a moment while I force all my mental disorders onto this poor child

Autistic, Anxiety (Social anxiety, mainly, but she has most types), Adhd, PTSD

I'd like to reiterate yet again that She's a lesbian

Sunny and Glory were her gay awakening

Peril in Book 1: Damn, Sunny and Glory sure are pretty. Anyone would be lucky to date them. Clay would probably go for them over me. He would be stupid if he didn't. I myself would willingly date them over someone like me. They're just so pretty :(

Peril waking up in a cold sweat in the middle of arc 2: WAIT-

Rarepair alert but Peril/Sora

Peril meeting Sora: "Hmmm She's attractive. I would love to date her. Too bad I'm straight and in love with her brother lmao :P"

Peril, a mere month later, waiting for Ruby to leave Jade Mountain, pacing in her cave, running face first into a wall: WAIT-

I remember reading this one amazing story where Sora taught Peril to read/write and Peril found out she set off the bomb and comforted her/convinced her her run so that's canon now

Btw if anyone can remember what that story was called/what platform it was on and could tell me I'd appreciate it very much

I'd even be willing to draw a character of your's or make you an icon or something

I usually don't accept requests bc I get burnt out easy but this is a special case

She runs into Sora again sometime between the beginning of TOP and the end

I like to imagine she just goes wandering around

Anyway she confesses like a mere few minutes after running into her again bc Peril is just subtle like that

The actual confession takes 15 minutes and the entire time Sora is just sitting here like "👁👄👁 sure"

Bam Peril/Sora

Peril plans to keep it a secret for a little while longer but she spends 3 seconds around Clay and pretty much blurts it out

Clay, who wasn't even aware that Peril was a lesbian, is just "👁👄👁"

I wanna say Clay doesn't know what a lesbian is but in my canon Sunny is a lesbian so Starflight has already told him

Anyway he's super supportive

From that point Peril is sorta open about her sexuality?

Like, she gives Clay permission to tell the rest of the D.O.D bc she isn't about to risk being in front of them when they hear the news

(When Sunny starts actively seeking her out as a hang out buddy and Tsunami, Glory, and Starflight appear to tolerate her presence just a bit more afterwards she pretends she isn't confused by the change)

She's pink, white, and blue bc I said so

If you look at a certain angle in the right lighting her eyes, mouth, fire, and under her scales all look purple

But her fire is normally white and blue bc I said so

Also she pale as fuck bc in my canon their fire just sorta burns their colour away

You know how you leave something outside for too long and it gets sunbleached? Where it gets all washed out?

Like that but more extreme

By the age of 10-12 firescale dragons are just white with pale eyes

That's right not even the eyes are safe

Ram horns :P

I'm also fond of Peril/Sunny

Or maybe Peril/Sora/Sunny

But Peril/Sora is the main thing

On the topic of that bringing in my hc that if one sib in a sib group is fire resistant all of them are

She,,, She can change her scale colour

But only slightly and only if her emotions are strong enough

Bc I don't give a fuck about Darkstalker's scroll we were robbed of hybrid Peril

Unfortunately all of Peril's emotions are strong

Rainwing ruff along her head and neck

It's like a hood

It's mainly smoothed to her sides but when she's startled it flares out

RAINWING PUPILS

Y'all will know what those look like as soon as I get off my ass :P

She,,, She can mimic bird cries

Hates the summer

She has more than enough body heat already and the outside is just hot enough to add on and make her feel sick

She can somewhat control her heat but most of the time it's based on her emotions

It can go from standing-in-the-middle-of-a-burning-building-cant-see-your-nose-smoke-is-so-thick heat (Strong emotion) to Hey-thats-a-nice-cozy-campfire heat (Calm/"weak" emotion/Sleeping)

I'm just gonna make a different post with all my Peril hcs cuz there isnt enough room for all of them here

[fanfic-me-up]

Yoga with Bakugou Katsuki

Your weekly competition with archrival and secret crush, Bakugou Katsuki, takes a turn when you invite him to yoga class. Maybe your hope to become something more is not so one-sided after all?

Title: Winning in Downward Dog

Pairing: Bakugou Katsuki x fem!Reader

Warnings: Bakugou trying to be a flexible pretzel and failing 😂😂

Word Count: 2,696

a/n: This is basically a crack fic pls forgive me lol If you enjoy, pls like and reblog! 💖 You can request more here. Side note: For anyone wondering, this was originally posted on my first bnha blog, but that has since been deleted. 

🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹

You’re currently pinned beneath Bakugou in the middle of a training exercise where you’re supposed to be on the SAME TEAM. 

“Yield,” Bakugou says.

“Never,” you say.

It’s known in Class 1-A that you and Bakugou have a weekly competition where each of you pick a different activity to see who wins. This competition sometimes gets in the way of school. Most of the time you understood the concept of forgoing pride for the sake of education, but when it came to Bakugou fucking Katsuki you became equally hot-headed and stubborn.

Class 1-A groans in unison. 

Midoriya raises his hand.

“Sensei, you’re going to erase their quirks, right?” He looks genuinely concerned.

“Ugh, I hope so! I don’t wanna be here all day. Again.” Mina complains.

You knee Bakugou, but he won’t budge. He smirks at your struggle.

“Tch. You have to do better than that, dumbass.”

He places more of his body weight so there’s no escape. You can’t help the flutter in your chest at the sudden closeness. He’s radiating pure heat and the faint aroma of caramel emanating off him does little to clear your head.

Yes. It’s true. You have a crush on the one person who’s more concerned with pinning you to the ground during a training exercise than pinning you down on his bed where you belong dammit!

“Can ya’ll wrap this up? Some of us have plans tonight!”

Of course Kaminari would interrupt your fantasy just when it gets to the good part.

“Chill, bro, the movie doesn’t start ‘til 7,” Kirishima says.

“Can I come?” Mineta asks.

“No.” The Bakusquad reply in unison.

You buck up against Bakugou. Your leg slips from his hold and you manage to wrap it around his waist, flipping him over. He grunts as his back hits the ground. You hear crackling, but before he can set off his quirk, you counterattack, leaving him with no opening.

Class 1-A  collectively gasps as you pull an UNO reverse card. Cheers erupt from the girls at the same time the boys groan.

The class has an ongoing bet on who would win your competition at the end of the semester. Bakugou is ahead by one, but you might even the score today.

“You get ‘em girl!” Mina shouts.

“Awww dude way to let the boys down!” Kaminari shakes his head.

“Shut up, shitty hair!” Bakugou shouts.

He glares at the rest of the class, daring them to utter another word. They don’t. A couple minutes pass of Bakugou trying every which way to get out of your hold and you countering every one of his moves with ease.

“I could do this all day,” you say.

“Me too,” Bakugou spits, sparks erupt from his palm.

“I can’t,” Aizawa says, erasing both of your quirks.

Class 1-A groans in unison once again.

“Ugh! But Sensei it was finally getting interesting!” Kaminari says.

Yeah, just like my fantasy was getting interesting until you interrupted it! Hmph!

“Guess nobody wins this time,” Kirishima shrugs.

“Technically I won,” you say.

You gasp as you feel the wind get knocked out of you and suddenly you’re looking up at vermilion eyes.

“No, I win.” Bakugou smirks.

You can’t bring yourself to be upset as his hands grip your wrists. You’d lose a million times over if it meant Bakugou touching you.

“Say it.” 

You cock your head, “Say what?” 

“Say ‘I win’.” 

“I win.”

Bakugou’s nose scrunches in frustration.

“That’s not what I- you know what I mean!”

Aizawa clears his throat. 

Both of you turn to see Class 1-A hanging onto your every word like they’re watching the final battle in Avengers: Infinity War. Kaminari is munching on some popcorn, passing the bowl around to the rest of the class.

How did that boy even…? Nevermind.

It’s best for you not to think about the weirdness that is Class 1-A. It would only give you a headache.

“Nobody wins. You both failed the exercise,” Aizawa says, “And get up. You’re both making me uncomfortable.” 

You and Bakugou make awkward eye contact before he gets off of you. You swear a tinge of red flushes his cheeks as he offers his hand for you to take, but you know he’s only offering it as a sign of respect. That doesn’t stop your hand from shaking as you reach out to take it. You mumble a quick ‘thanks’ and he responds with a soft ‘whatever’ as he helps you to your feet.

“Class dismissed,” Aizawa says. Mina and Kaminari whoop before racing to the dorms. Everyone else follows, leaving you and Bakugou trailing behind. You’re racking your brain trying to come up with something to say. You don’t want to let this opportunity of getting Bakugou alone go to waste. 

C’mon, Y/N think of something…  Oh! I can ask about the movie they’re watching tonight? No… he’ll think I wanna come along or something, which I do, but I don’t want him thinking I do! 

Oh lord have mercy on me.

You’re about to fuck it and pull a ridiculous comment about the weather out of your ass when Bakugou speaks up.

“I won.”

You raise an eyebrow. He’s still on that?

“I did.” 

“Why do you have such an obsession with winning?” There’s no malice in your tone. You just genuinely want to know.

“You wanna die!?” Bakugou puffs his chest, tiny sparks fizzling in his palms, ready to blast at any second.

You throw your hands up in surrender.

Please don’t kill me. 

“Don’t get me wrong, it’s great to strive to be the best. That’s why we’re all here. But we were on the same team today, Bakugou, and you still couldn’t handle the fact that I would be the one to lead our team to victory. Why?” 

You’re just as competitive as the next U-A student trying to go pro, but even you knew when to quit, especially if it jeopardizes the team or the mission. Your quirk was just a better fit for this particular exercise and Bakugou knew that.

“I don’t need to listen to this bullshit, especially from a fucking extra.” Bakugou stomps off.

“Wait! Bakugou!”

You stop him by touching his arm; he jerks at the contact as if he’s been burned. 

“Don’t touch me!”

You try to hide the hurt as you take your hand off his arm.

Of course he’d hate the idea of touching me in any way besides holding my hand to arm wrestle. Ugh! Why can’t I have a crush on literally anyone else!?

“I’m sorry. I didn’t mean-”

“Whatever. What’s the challenge this week?” he grumbles, looking away from you.

You didn’t want to push any further and make Bakugou hate you even more. It’s sad to know you don’t have a chance with him which is why you look forward to these competitions. If this was the only way to spend time with him, then you’re gonna take it. 

“Yoga tomorrow at 8.”

“Tch. Yoga? My grandma does yoga on her deathbed.”

“If you don’t show up, guess it means you forfeit and I win.”

You walk away knowing full well Bakugou won’t back down from a challenge. You hear him shout from across the way.

“Like hell I’d forfeit, loser!”

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You’re warming up before class when the doors swing open and in walks Bakugou with a permanent scowl etched on his face. The class regulars (who are all girls) huddle together whispering about the “hot new guy.” 

Bakugou unfolds his mat next to yours.

“Oi, Y/L/N.”

You turn to him, “Morning to you too, Bakugou.”

“Get ready to die,” he smirks.

You roll your eyes at the dramatics. 

“Please, I’m sure I can beat someone who yells ‘DIE GERMS’ every time he brushes his teeth.”

Bakugou’s teeth clench at the dig against his personal hygiene habits. You could see the vein on his forehead threatening to pop. Teasing Bakugou always brought a smile to your face. He was just so cute when he got riled up.

“You wanna go, shitty woman!?” 

It’s too easy.

“Save that for the field,” you say before returning to your stretches, but you’re interrupted once again.

“Psst.”

You turn to the girl next to you.

“You know him?” She nods at Bakugou stretching with his earphones in. The scowl on his face reads “fuck off”.

“Yeah, why?”

“He’s hot.” The girl sighs in a daze.

I know, girl. Trust me, I know. 

Every aspect of Bakugou’s body screams power. He trains harder than most and it shows. The long grueling hours spent going to the gym and honing his quirk have really paid off. From defined shoulders, to the lines of his six pack visible even underneath his shirt, all the way down to the powerful thighs that could crush you in an instant and you would happily thank them for it.

“I can hear you,” Bakugou snaps. 

Shit.

Your heart skips a beat, afraid you pulled an Izuku with thinking out loud. Thankfully, he’s referring to the girl next to you who squeaks and returns to her stretches. 

Phew… That was a close one. 

You clear your throat.

“You better not get us kicked out of this class, too. I actually like yoga.”

“Where’s the fun in that?” he smirks.

Bakugou got you both kicked out of the chess club when he went all ‘sparky sparky boom boom man’ on the chess board after you won. The president of the chess club cried. It wasn’t a pretty sight. Now, you both have to play chess in the dorms.

The class begins with simple stretches. You sneak a peek at Bakugou who looks oddly calm for once. You’re used to him either being angry or… being angry. There really was no in between for the boy. But right now, with his eyes closed, he looked almost at peace. 

“I can do this in my sleep.”

And of course the moment is ruined the moment he opens his mouth.

“This is only the beginning, my friend,” you say.

Bakugou loses some of his vigor halfway through. He’s huffing and puffing as you go into an intense hip flexor stretch.

“You okay there, buddy?”

You’re sweating a bit by this point, but not as much as Bakugou who’s struggling to keep up.

“I’m fine,” he snaps. 

The class goes into the splits. Your split is perfect, but Bakugou is still a little ways off the floor. He tries to subtly wipe the sweat beading down his forehead.

“You know yoga has a ton of amazing benefits. If you keep at it, you could knock someone out going into a downward dog.”

“Shut up,” he grunts. His knees buckle under the pressure of the new position.

“Y/N, can you assist our new student?” Your instructor asks.

The rest of the class turns to you and Bakugou. 

“Oi! I don’t need any help, old hag!”

You grimace at his loud tone, a harsh opposition to the otherwise calming atmosphere.

“He doesn’t really mean that,” you try to cover for him.

“Yes, I do! Oi! Stop looking at me dumbass, yes, you over there-”

You muffle his screaming with your hand against his mouth. You place your other hand on his waist and guide him into the correct position. You can tell he’s holding his breath.

“Breathe. That’s it. Now tighten your core like this,” you whisper in his ear. Your hands glide down his stomach. His ears are beet red and he’s looking anywhere, but at you.

“Are you okay?” 

“Tch. I’m fine. Now, get your hands off me, shitty woman.”

You sigh. Of course. Should I expect anything else at this point?

All the women bounce up to you at the end of class. They’re giggling and sneaking glances at Bakugou who’s rolling up his mat.

“Who is that?”

“Do you know him, Y/N?”

You’re taken aback. Since when were you on a first name basis with any of these girls? For the past three years you preferred to stay in the back of the class and leave once it ended. The women are a bit… much and they don’t pay much attention to you anyway, just the way you like it, so it’s startling when eager eyes are on you awaiting a response.

“Is he single?” Another girl asks.

I certainly hope so.

The group shushes each other as Bakugou walks up to you.

“Same time next week, loser?” 

Next week is his turn to choose the competition. Does he really think he has a chance of getting his splits down in a week?

“You want to do yoga again?” 

“Not for our competition, idiot.” The excitement radiating from the group of girls behind you only feeds your heart fluttering in your chest. You don’t want to get your hopes up, but Bakugou has never been interested in meeting up with you outside of class if it’s not for your competition. 

You want to be sure of what he’s asking. You couldn’t bear the thought of believing this is leading to something more only for Bakugou to say it’s not. 

“If not for our competition, then what for?” 

Bakugou looks at you, his cheeks are flushed red and you know it’s not from the yoga anymore. 

Holy shit, is this it? Is Bakugou fucking Katsuki actually asking me out? After we just spent the last hour in downward dog? Note to self: I’d like to give a shoutout to the yoga gods that made this possible. You the real ones.

You lean against the wall in an attempt to be casual, but it’s only because your legs are literally shaking from the excitement that Bakugou is asking you out. 

Bakugou glances at the girls behind you murmuring between themselves.

“Tch. Forget it.” He grabs his bag and walks out.

Wait. What? No! Come back!

You hear the girls gossiping with each other, all of them excited that Bakugou’s becoming a yoga regular.

“He’s coming back next week!?”

“Ugh! He’s so freaking hot! I can’t even!”

“What should I wear!?”

You don’t pay them any attention as you run out the door in an attempt to salvage... whatever you have with Bakugou. It’s complicated, okay!?

“Bakugou!” 

He doesn’t look back, but you know he heard you. 

“Bakugou! Wait!” 

“What!?” He snaps, but the blush on his cheeks give him away.

“I’m down for the same time next week.” 

He crosses his arms and scowls.

“Are you deaf? I said forget it.”

“Oh.” 

Bakugou sighs; his hand coming up to rub the back of his neck in a gesture you’ve only seen a couple times from him.

Wait is Bakugou… nervous? 

“I know I’m gonna pop off on one of those girls and I don’t want to get you kicked out. I know you like yoga for whatever goddamn reason…” 

“What if we had a private yoga class?” 

You’re fully prepared to be rejected. Your relationship was one of rivalry and competition, what you’re suggesting would be breaking into new territory, but you were tired of pining. It was better to know he doesn’t like you than to spend your time at U.A. wondering. 

Bakugou doesn’t expect that question and you certainly don’t expect his response.

“I do need to practice my splits more.” He looks down at the ground, ashamed for admitting he needs practice. You can tell he doesn’t admit this to just anybody. Your heart skips a beat at the thought of Bakugou viewing you as more than just the extra he claims you are.

“I can help with that,” you say.

“Tch. I don’t need your help.”

You shrug, “Fine, don’t come crying to me when you break your hip. You’ll never be able to take someone down in downward dog.”

“I CAN TAKE ANYONE IN DOWNWARD DOG! JUST YOU WATCH, SHITTY WOMAN!” 

You laugh as he childishly stomps off, gripping his palms tight to keep from exploding.

Way too easy.

Bakugou ended up taking Midoriya down in downward dog. Nobody saw it coming, but you. He thanked you with a movie date and a kiss at the end of the night. 😊

[yuukinoryuu]

Tag game time: conóceme/get to know me! (ESP/ENG)🌻

Thanks for the tag @theotomemaiden and @raburabusama! 💗

🌸 Español

1. ¿Cómo prefieres que te llamen?

Yuu, Yuuki 👀

2. ¿Cuándo es tu cumpleaños? 

Noviembre!

3. ¿Dónde vives? (No tienes que decir la ciudad, puedes decir el estado si eres de EEUU o tu país si eres del extranjero)

España!

4. ¿Tres cosas que estés haciendo ahora mismo? 

Exámenes, volver a ver BNHA por tercera vez y jugar al Rocket League 🎮

5. ¿Cuatro fandoms en los que estés más interesado/a ahora mismo?

Suelo ir variando, pero creo que los que más me interesan ahora mismo son Boku no Hero Academia, Diabolik Lovers, Kimetsu no yaiba y Given!

6. ¿Cómo te ha afectado la pandemia?

Las cosas en España han sido bastante alarmantes, la falta de medidas inmediatas ha tenido consecuencias realmente trágicas. Afortunadamente, nadie en mi familia ha sido afectado por el virus de manera grave. 

Soy una persona bastante hogareña así que la cuarentena en mi caso no ha sido para tanto, pero también es cierto que ya van dos meses y creo que necesito ver la luz del sol o a este paso me convertiré en vampiro xD. 

7. ¿Una canción que no puedas dejar de escuchar ahora mismo?

‘More & More’ de Twice!

8. Recomienda una película.

Spider-Man (2002)

9. ¿Cuántos años tienes?

23

10. ¿Escuela, universidad, ocupación u otros? 

Soy universitaria y ahora mismo me estoy especializando en Japón! 

11. ¿Prefieres frío o calor? 

Definitivamente, frío! Odio el calor porque sudar me hace sentir muy incómoda y a veces un ventilador no es suficiente! A no ser que tengas aire acondicionado en casa xD. Si tienes frío, todo lo que tienes que hacer es meterte debajo de las sábanas y beber té, y estarás calentito y a gusto! Aunque prefiero la ropa de verano, así en general 👀

12. Cuenta algo de ti que otros puedan encontrar inusual. 

Empecé a montar a caballo cuando tenía 15 años y tengo un caballo llamado ‘Mapache’. Desgraciadamente, no tengo tanto tiempo como antes así que no lo hago a menudo ahora D: 

13. ¿Eres tímido/a? 

Soy bastante tímida en persona, pero hoy en día lo soy menos que cuando era más joven. Puedo tener una conversación normal y cómoda sin problema xD. 

14. ¿Hay pronombres que prefieras? 

Ella! 

15. ¿Mayor manía? 

Estoy un poco obsesionada con el orden y a veces soy un poco maniática de la limpieza así que xD. También me molesta un poco la gente que come con la boca abierta (de manera muy exagerada, digo xD), nada personal, es sólo que los sonidos y ver la comida 🤣

16. ¿Cuál es tu tipo favorito de ‘dere’?

Probablemente deredere y tsundere :D y los chicos yandere

17. Puntúa tu vida del 1-10, siendo 1 horrible y 10 lo mejor que podría ser. 

Hmm, es un poco difícil responder a esto porque hay momentos donde estás mejor y momentos donde estás peor, pero quizás 8 o 9? 🤔 Tengo mis momentos de bajón como todo el mundo, pero con saber que viendo anime, escuchando música o jugando a videojuegos puedo animarme, soy feliz! 😁

18. ¿Cuál es tu blog principal?

Éste!

19. Haz una lista de tus otros blogs y para qué los usas. 

De momento no tengo ninguno, pero estoy planeando crearme otra cuenta para otros fandoms que no sean Diabolik Lovers! 

20. ¿Hay algo que creas que la gente debe saber antes de hacerse amigo/a tuyo/a? 

Creo que soy, o por lo menos intento ser, una persona abierta y tolerante! Me gusta debatir sobre temas interesantes incluso aunque no esté de acuerdo con el punto de vista de la otra persona, porque creo que podemos aprender mucho unos de otros :D También soy bastante tranquila y pacífica! Hablando en general, no me gusta nada la presión o las prisas así que normalmente me tomo mi tiempo para hacer las cosas (lo cual a veces me da algún problema que otro xD). 

También intento escuchar a la gente, me gusta intentar ayudar si puedo hacer algo! :D Aunque a veces soy un poco cabezota 🤣

Bueno, al final todos somos una mezcla de ‘cosas buenas y malas’ así que lo más importante es no dejar nunca de aprender; nos equivocaremos muchas veces y no pasa nada así que, carpe diem! 🌻

🌸 English

1. What do you prefer to be called name wise?

Yuu, Yuuki 👀

2. When is you birthday?

November! 

3. Where do you live? (You don’t have to give city, you can give the state if your USA or country if you are overseas):

Spain! 

4. Three things you are doing right now?

Exams, rewatching BNHA for the third time and playing Rocket League 🎮

5. Four Fandoms that have your peak interest right now?

I’m usually into a lot, but I think those that interest me the most right now would be Boku no Hero Academia, Diabolik Lovers, Kimetsu no yaiba and Given! 

6. How has this pandemic been treating you?

Things in Spain have been pretty alarming, the lack of quick measures has had really tragic consequences. Fortunately, anyone of my family has been affected seriously by the virus. 

I'm a home-living person so the quarantine is not that big of a deal to me, but it’s true that it’s been more than two months already and I think I need to see the sun or I’m going to become a vampire at this rate xD. 

7. A song you can’t stop listening to right now?

‘More & More’ by Twice! 

8. Recommend a movie.

Spider-Man (2002) 

9. How old are you?

23

10. School, University, Occupation, Other?

I’m an university student, and I’m currently specialising in Japan! 

11. Do you prefer heat or cold?

Definitely, cold! I hate heat because sweating makes me feel so uncomfortable and sometimes a fan isn’t enough! Unless you have air conditioning home xD. If you’re cold all you have to do is get under the blankets and drink tea and you feel warm and cozy! I prefer summer clothes though 👀

12. Name one fact about you that others may find unusual.

I started to do horseriding when I was 15 years old and I have a horse called ‘Mapache’ (which means ‘raccoon’). Sadly, I can’t do it that often now D: 

13. Are you shy?

I’m pretty shy in person, but nowadays I’m much less shier than when I was younger, I can handle a normal and comfortable conversation without problem xD

14. Do you have preferred pronouns?

She/her! 

15. Biggest pet peeve?

I’m a bit obssessed with order and sometimes I’m a bit of a cleanliness freak so yeah xD. Also, people who eat with their mouths opened, anything personal, but seeing the food and the sounds, I just can’t 🤣

16. What is your fave ‘dere’ type?

Probably deredere and tsundere :D and yandere boys

17. Rate your life 1-10, 1 being really crappy and 10 being best it could ever be.

Hmm, it’s a bit difficult to answer this because there are good and bad moments in life, but maybe 8 or 9? 🤔 I have my slump moments too like everyone, but knowing that watching anime, listening to music and playing videogames I can cheer up, I’m happy! 😁

18. What is your main blog?

This one! 

19. List your side blogs and what they are used for.

I don’t have at the moment but I’m planning to create another account for other fandoms that aren’t Diabolik Lovers! 

20. Is there anything you think people need to know about you before becoming friends with you?

I think I am, or at least try to be, an open and tolerant person! I like debating about interesting issues even if I disagree with the other point of view, because I think we can learn a lot from that :D I’m also  a really calm and peaceful person! Talking in general, I don’t like pressure or being in a hurry so I usually take my time to do things (which sometimes gets me some trouble xD). 

I also try to be a good listener, I like trying to help people if I can do something! :D Buut sometimes I’m a bit stubborn too 🤣

Well, in the end we’re all a mix of ‘good and bad things’ so what matters the most is that we never stop learning and know that we’ll make a lot of mistakes in our lifes and that’s okay so carpe diem! 🌻

Como estoy es algo más personal, me da vergüencita taguear a la gente 😳 Pero si a alguien le apetece hacerlo, le animo a ello! 

[nenxchains]

So with school and ya girl going back to hating her major, my brother and I haven’t had very much time to watch bnha but since it’s ending for the season on Saturday we both cleared out schedules for the night to watch at least two episodes 

Reactions under the cut as always so I don’t flood everyone’s dash with a massive text post! 

season two episode 21

B:  *starts crying because of Midnight's costume* Me:  Why are you crying already   B:  I can't believe they made her a diet plan because of this. just let her live she's sAVING YOUR LIVES AS A PRO HERO

B:  Wait Midnight's not that old. How old is she? Me:  30, maybe 31.  B:  Ya so not that old. Mt. Lady finna catch some hands Me:  I see you’ve come around to Midnight B:  She’s extra and funny.  And I come around to anyone who is a victim of Mineta’s perv gaze

B:  WOW OF COURSE MINETA IS WATCHING. LOCK THIS KID UP, THE LITTLE PERVERT.

B:  WOW THEY'RE CLASS 1A. That's my homeroom at school! Me: Wow, maybe you're a hero! B: Really?! Me:  No B:  Aw

B:  whaaaaaat how did Mineta get 9th? I bet he cheated off Momo. KEEP HIM AWAY FROM HER SHE DOESN'T DESERVE THAT

B:  YAAAAAAA MOMO IS FIRST IN THE CLASS I'M SO PROUD OF HER omg she's so cute and happy everyone's asking her to tutor them wait a hall Me:  she's very rich B: how rich Me:  her bed doesn't fit in her room later on in the series B:  *blinks and whispers* what u need all that money for Momo

B: uno Monoma reminds of Hisoka Me: why B: no one likes him Me:  yoU WANNA TAKE THAT BACK  

B:  wow Momo is really rich B:  WOW REALLY RICH IS THAT HER ENTIRE HOUSE Me: yes B:  and she's bouncing again wow she's so happy and cute *claps* best girl, best girl. I love her.

B: what is the rat gonna do- omg he popped out of Aizawa’s scarves and Aizawa doesn’t even care Me:  did you forget he's the headmaster B:  HE’S THE HEADMASTER? Me:  How many times are we gonna do this B:  WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE’S THE HEADMASTER

B: wow Aizawa'a a really good teacher. I hope he gets paid time off soon. Or a cat. Me:  SAME but hold on a sec, keep watching B: MIDORIYA AND BAKUGOU ARE FIGHTING ALL MIGHT BECAUSE THEY DON’T GET ALONG I’M CRYING AIZAWA’S A SAVAGE

B:  Okay, but these teams are lit I love all of them Me:  Oh yeah huh? B:  Kouda and Jirou seem like a good team even though Jirou would probably wanna smack Kouda for being scared. OMG MIC CALLED JIROU A DUMMY IN ENGLISH

B:  I hope Midnight kills Mineta and spares Sero.  Excuse me, are you writing everything I’m saying down? Me:  Kind of. B:  WRITE IT ALL DOWN, THE PEOPLE AGREE WITH MY OPINIONS ON MINETA Me:  I CAN’T WRITE CERTAIN OPINIONS ON THE INTERNET B:  BUT THE PEOPLE Me:  YOU CAN’T SAY HALF OF THESE THINGS ON THE INTERNET

high key I’m really glad we watched the episode after this before he was sent to bed  bc y’all know I love Aizawa and my brother loves Momo.  And both of us are here for Todoroki but then again I can’t think of a single person who isn’t here for Todoroki 

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