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Leo better die really dramatically and the rest of the seven better be real sad about it, they aren’t appreciating him nearly enough
#not even close#also yes i’m one of THESE people#currently reading the pjo series#yes I am an adult#it’s better than I expected#leo is me i am leo we are one#do not spoil me or i swear#heroes of olympus
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Alright, I will start with this one then - everything starts with the glorious revolution and everything starts with the night watch 🌸
#discworld#terry pratchett#samuel vimes#havelock vetinari#vimes x vetinari#vetvimes#lord vetinari#glorious revolution#lilac#the night watch#night watch#Am I doing it right at all#AAAAA#I love this book I hate it so much#Blame my sweet gf for spoiling me with such amazing literature also#AND FOR MAKING ME GO THROUGH THESE BOOKS IT'S JUST... UGGGH#Also also it's not Carrot I swear he wasn't there also Vimes should've been armorless but I realized it a bit too late BUT THAT'S FINE#my art
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Columbo and the Knight (1984)
put me in the universe where Columbo ran through the 1980s and had a crossover episode with Knight Rider. I think they deserved it, and I am not just saying that because they're my two favorite Old Shows. @telebeast wrote a little fanfic blurb about it and I HAD to visualize it into a comic (which is also the longest comic I have finished thus far at five pages...), so writing credit goes to them.
Autism W!
#columbo#knight rider#art#michael knight#kitt#comic#highlight reel#crossover#telebeast#there are two small easter eggs here. can you find them. they were somehow not Entirely lost when i resized these for the public#this is what i mean when i say I Draw And It's Everyone Else's Problem. look at my INCREDIBLY niche crossover comic boy#if the knight rider fandom has like 12 people in it. how many of y'all have seen columbo#this comic is for like 4 people and me and phoenix are already two of them#niche is my specialty lets be real. weird niche obscure shit and ships nobody's paid attention to yet#not to suggest this is ship art. columbo has his wife and michael has his car lmfao#stylizing real people is EXTREMELY hard btw sorry for when they get off model. its partly a 'better imperfect than never finished' situatio#cant tell you how much i redrew some of these panels. weeps#this took me 2 weeks but i think i thumbnailed it all in may and the ideas been rollin around in my head since march#is anybody good at editing. please edit michael and columbo into an image together like its a screenshot. NOT generated. edited.#it would be so cool#ive drawn columbo a lot but i haven't drawn a lot of michaels. i was learning things about his outfit AS I WAS DOING THE DAMN#COLORS ON THIS. all the lines done. it was too late to change anything. i did all the lines and colored page by page#i realized my mistakes on like page 3. 1 and 2 were already done. it was Too Late.#imagine it though. them working a case together. switching between the more serious tone of columbo vs the goofier#action antics of michael and kitt. columbo being so impressed by Modern Technology. there's more i could say but phoenix may write#more of this crossover and i don't want to spoil it :'3#there's opportunity here though i swear. there's gold to be dug.#i like how kitt gets shading but columbo's junker peugeot doesn't. kitt looked wrong without any. columbo's car is matte and dirty#i also applied effects to this to make it look a little film-grainy and VHS like. some CRT TV vibes#the only question left is. did they put knight rider into columbo; or columbo into knight rider 🤔
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This is day one of the event im not handling any of this well help WHO WAS THE PREVIOUS DIRECTOR SHOW YOURSELF!!
#If arlecchino didn’t kill them I WILL#THEY WILL WISH CELESTIA GOT TO THEM BEFORE I DO#Im not spoiling the even this is just one screenshot for the sack of general context u are still safe#I haven’t read any of the siblings cs because im still building friendships with them but I know enough from the AQ#And I swear to god#I swear to GOD if they let me find and kill that previous director i WILL PULL FOR ARLECCHINO#These are the REAL sad Victorian children#Im not going to survive i need a moment i need to find that director you will hear me searching for them across off of tyvat#If they are dead i will still go to hell to kill them again BITCH#genshin impact#freminet
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they are approaching.
#puppy rambles#yo-kai watch#mostly#the focus isn't on it tho so#i literally only added them a couple hours ago how..........#by the way status update: i have intense persona 3 brainrot <333#i played 1 ½ hours of persona 3 portable‚ got distracted trying to add the mod that lets you date yukari as kotone‚ failed to do so#ended up reading gay fanfiction (hamugis my beloved <3)‚ spoiled myself from said gay fanfiction‚ gave up on playing the game for now#and have posted one p3 fanfic to ao3 and have several others on the backburner :333#i am . so fucking autistic#funniest part to me is that i still have no fucking idea what happens between like. july and october. or between april and july#i assume things happen but idk what and i haven't gotten to googling it ggbgjgnfhfv-#i don't know what happens in november other than crucification also. that makes sense in context i swear. i think#idk i'm still confused on some stuff. but i can tell you with certainty that i will forever be mentally unstable on march 5th <3 /hb
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Doos...
#today im going to my friends house for a belated gift exchange and i am bringing my son because 90% of the stuff on my gift exchange list-#-were clothes and accessories for my son doos so it is likely he will get new clothes today#i know he is very sad and worn out looking and even his labels have been torn(as u can see in the pic um)#however it is bc i love him too much i swear i do not mistreat my son i just bring him w me everywhere and hold him too much he is spoiled
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i am full of SHIT im a PLAGIARIST as a liar i’m a TEN.
#just want this to mean something to someone even if they don’t know who i am !#long way of saying PLS COME BACK TO SOCAL TFB PLS#GAH. ive been watching tfb music videos + performances + EVERYTHING tfb on my smart tv all day long i miss them sm#also they should’ve gotten SO MUCH LONGER for npr tiny desk concert like i get that was ten years ago but cmon. at least twenty minutes. :(#i miss seeing them live so so much…ik this is kinda spoiled of me since i saw them twice last year but i MISS it.#GAHHH <- me rn#i swear to god the devil made me do it#the front bottoms
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the school arc to me is so good because it drags ciel out of his position as a powerful figure and literally places him in the shoes of the person he could have been. the circus arc ALSO drags him out of his position as big bad queens watch dog/head of the phantomhive estate but the school arc feels like a mockery of a future that never was. this is what he could have been had his parents not died. and even then its NOT because he will never be that kid.
he never was.
#ramblings#incoherent beyond belief its 4 am#and im trying to avoid manga spoilers#might add a reblog with more coherent thoughts when i wake up but im off my meds so i cant promise anything#actually correction im being vague w the manga spoilers#manga readers know whats up#idk if there are any anime only ppl who havent been spoiled on The Plottwist Ever yet#but i figured there will be new fans and though im not tagging this it might still get seen so#cant WAIT to see our boy absolutely miserable in animation form should they recreate that arc LMAOOO#which ofc is after the germany arc so thats still a long time away#but STILL. itd be fun i need to see this young teenager lose his mind in color with sound#him relying on sebastian to do all his fag duties (sorry. dredge) so he can work his way up the social ladder#trying to gain power while simultaneously proving that he cant do anything but rely on others#hes always needed help in basically every way and he hasnt CHANGED he just got a demon to do it for him#he learns to lie and charm and cheat and all the while hes a fucking CHILD WHO STILL STRUGGLES WITH NORMAL THINGS#ciel is my little baby and i love him deeply no matter how much of a little bitch he can be#his helplessness isnt just 'oh he was raised in british high society' its also that he never got the chance to learn anything#which to elaborate on that id also have to go into manga territory. iykyk#like absolutely at this point he just refuses to learn how to do things he has a pet demon to do it for him#but.#hi the phantomhives backstory is killing me again its so late#both atlantic and the school arc are just setup for the Big Arc but theyre very good in their own right i SWEAR#also when i rewatched the circus arc a while back and i realised how some scenes were shot#the heavy foreshadowing that i didnt realise. yk. 7 years ago or however long its been since i first watched it#CRAZY#if you are new. to kuroshitsuji. and you havent read the manga. dear god. read the manga#ALSO GRELLE IN THAT ARC IS SO BEAUTIFUL & OTHELLO IS TRANSMASCULINE. OKAY GOODBYE
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"It is done, my Champion. When this world comes to heel, you will be my blade in the dark. Together we will remind mortals why they once feared the night."
Guess who just finished Mordremoth's Fang the other night. :)
#my posts#GW2#Guild Wars 2#sylvari#Ceara the Defiant#i WANTED to do a photoshoot in post-Vinewrath silverwastes#but nobody was running it because of the festival so rip#so instead you get this! which still looks cool i think.#i had to buy most of the jade runestones tho because i needed so MANY. man the second-to-last step is greedy lol#now i gotta decide what i want to do next... i have almost everything to complete the Predator (its precursor dropped for me a while back)#but i still need a bunch of onyx lodestones and those are.. pricey. oof. that's all i have left for it tho.#and i'd be out of Gifts of Exploration. + if i want to make another Aurene legendary i'll need to map complete echovald again (agony)#ah well. i'll cross that bridge when i get there#this was my big endgame. all my scarlets keep getting spoiled with legendaries LMAO (it's because they'd actually use 'em)#Aurene's Rending might be cool for Saoirse the Flame but i kinda like her just with the bioluminescent set tbh#and even though Pirkko has Aurene's Fang i honestly use Scarlet's Kiss (rifle) on her more than the sword rip#at least holosmith is kinda funny and if i kill things with the holoforge I GUESS it thinks i've swapped to sword and does the crystal kill#but maybe it just does that in general if you have them on a weapon swap because i could swear Saoirse did it once too. idk
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#not gonna make a real post but i gotta vent a little#there was that one poll abt which DA man has the most annoying fans#which i did not vote in bc as someone who values my own sanity i don't hang out in tags of characters that get on my nerves#but i'm just dumb enough to have looked in the notes and apparently solas was sweeping i guess#which by itself is whatever#but then the tags were just dozens of ppl complaining that solas fans were annoying bc they *checks notes*#post about solas a lot???#and 'flood the lavellan tag'? you know...the only character you can romance him with w/o a mod???#and they hate that we're 'acting like DA4 is going to only be abt him'...you know. the game originally called 'dreadwolf'#idk my guys i get that if someone jumps on your post and makes it abt a character u hate that's annoying#but it sure sounds like ur just bitching abt ppl having fun in their own fandom space#this sounds very much like a YOU issue#like i remember someone literally made a post like 'UGH why do Solavellans even like him?!' that ended up on my dash#and I answered in good faith not feeling like i was being mean or aggressive#and i promptly got yelled at for 'not staying in my lane'#my brother in Christ YOU asked MY part of the fandom a question#Not saying there aren't Solas fans w/ Rancid Takes but i swear half the complaints i see are people just mad that we're having a good time#curate your own online experience guys it's not that hard#i waited 10 years for closure with this dumpster fire man#and no one is going to spoil my fun about it#block me to the moon and back idc
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spiritfarer is really very cute so far and I only briefly considered crying at the [redacted] section in the [redacted] mines before figuring out how I was using the controls wrong.
(I'm only about halfway through but so far it's like 80% the most chill forgiving slow-paced gently grindy game you can imagine and 20% platforming stuff and mechanics that range from slightly awkward to infuriating. it may be better on controller.)
this is absolutely one of those games that greets you with cute graphics and good vibes and then gently brings up topics that remind you this isn't a kids' game. the less said about bruce & mickey the better, but trust me, I was appalled and delighted.
#falderal speaks#I'll exist again in a week or so I swear. probably.#the pacing of this game is so weird I've felt like I was in the endgame for most of it so far#maybe just because it's SO chill and I got a moneymaking tip early on#also yes I've been tearing up it surprised me too#this is ALSO a game that imo you don't want to get spoiled on if you do want to play. just a heads up.
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every few months or so i have a recurring nightmare where i horrifically neglect some animals i have and theyre like barely holding on and im like what have i done how did i let it get so far im a monster and its always like hamsters or mice or something and once it was a human baby and once a spider. anyways today it was rats and one of them bit me which i think was deserved and a sign of revolution. next dream theyre going to unionise and start eating me alive or something. and good for them honestly dream me had it coming
#just for the record these animals are not real and i dont neglect my pets i swear my dog is very spoiled#i talked about this with my therapist and the conclusion was that i probably worry too much about doing things right so it doubles over into#irrational worry im neglecting them but unfortunately that realisation does not make the nightmares stop#so now its like upsetting in the moment but once i wake up im normal again#and almost kinda funny like. why am i dreaming about rats i dont have. ive never had a rat#they need too much space and their short live spans make me sad#cw animal neglect#its only imaginary but. anyways
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I might have to start relabeling you as "obsessed with chilchuck" over "joli shipper" soon
NO PLEASE-
#PLLLEEEASE YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME#IM MAKING AN ANIMATIC OF THEM RIGHT NOW I SWEAR !!!!!!#I DKNT WANNA SPOIL IT YET BUT I PROMISE ITS THERE#PLEASE PLEASE YIU CANR TAKE JOKI AWHA FELM MEESSEEE#WHZBEHZBEHDBHENZHFS#pho.asks#anon
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Hmmm yall know what’s Deeply Unfortunate for both involved parties in a pairing?
When something Bad happens to one of them, and the other is already in too bad of shape themselves to take care of them like they want to. So they’re having to watch someone else do what should be THEIR job and desperately wanting to hold them but they Physically Cannot >:)
Yep it’s today’s chapter of ITTG, And If I Ever Get It Right
#I’m evil it’s fine#sorry style it will happen again#and I love writing Stan chapters smh that boy is so stupid in love with the sbf#we will get confessions soon#south park#my shit#style#fic link#I’m gonna spoil things in the tags#DO YALL KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS FOR ME TO NOT HAVE STAN CALL KYLE BABY?!?#like bruh#also welcome back Kenneth!#very sorry to Ky for making you pass out#it’s a PCE multichap essential#and poor Staniel smh too bad you fell down a mineshaft earlier#you coulda caught the sbf if I didn’t hurt you so bad#it’s okay YALL Kyle’s okay I swear he just needs to get his blood sugar back up and rest a lil#also the other boys this chapter like slay Tolkien#ITTG
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so my mom got like derangedly obsessed with the manifest so obviously she wanted to tell me all about it after she was done binging the last season in way less time than what should be humanly possible and holy fucking shit this is catholic lost. its literally catholic lost its so funny
#what do you MEAN it ends w the evil guys being literally burned alive by divine judgement#what IS this show#and she was like no dont spoil yourself you should watch it i think youd like it#BESTIE????? IVE DONE MY FIRST COMMUNION IM GOOD THANK YOU#every time i walked in and she was watching i swear something christian was going on#like they had a bible or smth#there was a scene that was like one woman quoting smth and someone else said 'is that from the bible'#and she said 'no its rage against the machine'#AND THAT TOOK ME OUT#i feel like it at least was self aware from what little ive seen#which i guess is a winning point
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WATCH FIONNA AND CAKE AND MP100 AND PLAY OMORI SO I CAN TALK TO PEOPLE ABOUT MY INTERESTS PLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEEEE
#guys i swear theure good pleaseeeeeee#im saying this but my favorite part about tslking about my interests is explaining yhem to people#and i cant do that if they know about them already#cause then im just a mansplainer#but if they dont know and they want to watch it ive spoiled everything#THERE IS NO WINNING FOR ME#STILL GO WATCH AND PLAY THEM SO WE CAN GIGGLE AND KICK OUR FEET ABOUT THEM TOGETHER
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