#dnd hat shitposting

[reaperofravens]

Edgin: Xenk…

Xenk: Ah, my name in b-flat. You are disappointed.

[kath-trashh]

somehow rolled a crit fail in charisma

[the-gnomish-bastard]

To all of you who have been trying to steal my gnome hat:

This is not my first Minotaur rodeo. If you manage to take my hat, I have several underneath, stacked like cones. One of the hats I have is a mimic. Attempt theft at your own peril.

[m-r-moth]

gonna start posting my dnd (or rather VtM) shitposts here too!

his name is Kodrin, he’s my little bloody ravioli

originally without the hat, but i let my inner demons win

[maitaiwiththecorpses]

That Time Mat Went Batshit (Pt. 6/???)

So, idk if I've ever mentioned this, but I have kids. Like, little kids who look up to me and I make sure to check in with every day. They're my babies. And I need to do a character profiling exercise, so I'm going to introduce you to them in the most batshit way possible! (I will not be using their real names, obvi, but enjoy!)

Griffin:

shitposts in the group chat all the time

does not know the difference between a controversial joke and an unacceptable joke.

has???? a minimal???? amount of rizz????

knows everyone's secrets

can be wise when he doesn't wanna be an ass

the best techie EVER

The Jalapeño:

bby bisexual

addicted to Warhammer and Zelda

watches too much anime

forgets drink water

DnD DM

so. many. allergies. It's so fucking hard to feed him.

misled from time to time (reddit is his news source so we've had to have talks about what's fake news and real news)

is a gentleman (will give u his sweater if u accidentally bled thru ur pants no questions asked)

Stylish Arguer:

forgets she's desi all the time

too much tik tok

hot cheeto girl /pos

Gets into stupid arguments that I have to defuse 24/7

wears flared yoga pants >>>>>:\

the BEST hair of all time

so so good at basketball

Am I Your One And Only:

Will scream at you from backstage bc you're being a dinkwad

sexually frustrated lesbian

so many younger sisters

probably has committed a homicide

volleyball girl

wears slides everywhere (?????????)

Sam I Am:

OH MY GOD IF I HAD TO BE WORRIED ABOUT ONLY ONE OF MY KIDDOS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE IT WOULD BE HIM

depressed

needs therapy desperately

misinformed (reddit and twitter are his sources)

bitter at the world and needs reminders that sexism is still real

actually such a nice person tho

dyes hair, shaves hair

carries a suit in his backpack all the time

Abraham Lincoln:

has a dog :D

my og kiddo #1

NOT my fav tho (or maybe he is... we'll never know)

always gives me his ramen

is a gentleman (will give u sweater if u bled thru ur pants... but he'd ask so many questions and when he finds out... so embarrassed)

despite being uncomfortable about puberty, learns everything he can for his baby sister

baseball boy

mini golfs so much

can be a bit of an icarus (aka: jackass) from time to time. But if u yell at him about it, he will cry. So. Find a new way to tell him he needs to cool it.

smort boi

MENDOZA, IN MY OFFICE:

so much character growth from him!!!!

my og kiddo #2

NOt mY FaVoURITE i SWEAR-!!!!1!!

always lets me take his hat (it's his hat in my pfp!!!!!!!!)

learned how to be an intersectional feminist over night for reasons that will be disclosed later on

also baseball boy

bffs w abe link ^^^^^^

has minimal rizz, still pulls

mischievous

finds pics of me and my worst enemy and photoshops hearts onto them

steals my food. Easy to feed.

anxious

asks a lot of questions abt sex. I'm happy to answer, but really HOW MUCH does he need to KNOW??????

Mini Me But Not Quite:

got louder over the course of eight months

big hamilton, heathers, beetlejuice, in the heights, [insert every musical here] fan

BANGER music taste

LOVES percy jackson, heartstopper, the owl house, amphibia [insert all quality media types here]

another bby bisexual

is the reason MENDOZA, GET IN MY OFFICE became an intersectional feminist overnight (that night was the night they started dating)

material GoWrl

is totally not my favorite

NPC:

blonde.

an amazing singing voice

came out of her shell bc of me??????????? T.T

does fortnite and tik tok dances all the time

gets into some dumb arguments

shit talks everyone

so kind

works so damn hard and she KNOWS it

not innocent.

fav Lover song is Paper Rings :D

Ham Boi:

doesn't understand hamilton refs despite being a hamilton

so dumb

Is The Jalapeño's bff

easy to feed

thinks you need to be 'one of the guys' to play DnD

knows what a chancla is (now.....)

is the baby of the group

needs positive reinforcement 24/7

LIGHT:

got drama

quiet

so fucking loud after she met me

judges everyone.

has a good sense of Girl Code

SO stylish. My girl will coordinate her skirt, her hijab, and her JACKET in the same color family and show up to school lookin FLAWLESSS

thinks that I am a replacement for health class (I am)

makes such amazing art it makes me cry

writes so well and works so hard

I won't even deny she's up there with the favorites.

BASICALLY, THEY ALL MAKE ME FEEL OLD

(i beg u to look at the tags. they're so fucking random)

[mustachegirlsnumber1fan]

Hello hi! this is my…..

SIDE BLOG! :D

for…..

A HAT IN TIME!

if you wanna look for my main blog, it’s….. @crumblingfox!

if you wanna look for my DND blog, it’s…… @my-dnd-sideblog-i-guess

if you wanna look for my ULTRAKILL Blog, its….

@the-ultrasideblog

if you wanna look for my UNDERTALE/DELTARUNE BLOG, it’s…. @blogging-for-deltarune-undertale

and if you wanna look for my kirby blog, it’s….

@kirby-type-autism

here i will post…. beginner artist fanart of ahit, stuff from the game itself, specifically online party and mods, shitposts, and of course, Mustache Girl! the main deal herself!

that’s my introduction, bye!

[radicalreliablerandomness]

taylor swift speaking true

[cowsaresushi-coral]

Good morning (when I assume most people will see this. Feast your god damn eyes on a chicken nugget.)

Context: I’m frickin’ bored.

[lonksadventures]

When the party gets tired of the DMs shenanigans

[reaperofravens]

Edgin, after his epiphany at the end of the movie : You can’t run from all your problems, they’ll catch up to you.

Xenk: Is that a challenge, Edgin Darvis?

[unwantedcrow]

The party just got into a fight with a bunch of orcs. I (elven cleric) gets knocked down two zero hit points two different within the combat. I am rolling death saves and one of the orcs places his axe over my neck and say if anyone moves, I die.

The barbarian, thinking he was fast enough, attacked anyway.

The orc swung for his two attacks…

And rolled two nat ones.

So my poor DM now has to orchestrate why this super strong orc was unable to hit the unconscious 4’10” body of my cleric.

It was the best revenge

[thedegu]

Our game three weeks ago:

Half-orc party member: *dies*

Elf party member: this is so sad, Eliza play despacito

[popular-posts-bro]

Masterpost

This will get crowded..so...masterpost prepared.

Red = nsfw

[[MORE]]

A

Animal Crossing: Monique and the Player’s Dress

B

Bag The Couch

Bite Me I Die I Bite It I Die

Box Of All The Lost Things

Button Stealing Crisis

C

Clown College

Color Of The Sky

Cute Porcupine With PUMPKIN!!

D

Dads, Lesbians, and Lumberjacks Species at Home Depot

Dale The Lesbian Supporter (LETS GO LESBIANS)

Dogs Can Think We Gods!! IM SAD

DOG GOD DOG MASK DOG-

Local Invasive Dracula Species

DND: 90s edition

E

Every Emo Group is MCR

F

Fat Fuck Friday RAT!!

Fred Says Fuck

G

The Legendary Gay Jock and Nerd Drawings

Ghostbusters And Scooby Gang In Town

Gizmo Says Rebellion

Google Earth is Amazing

Gun Blocky By Finger??

Guy Brags Bout Lambourghini and Books Shitpost

Guy Holds Family Sized Honey Nut Cheerios

H

Are Hats Really That Bad?

Hold My Flower Bro

Horse To Dragon To Horse

I

If You Read This Reblog Or Bad Week

I Have Vision

ITS TIME FOR HALLOWEEN IN MARCH

J

Japanese Radish

K

L

Laundry, Musical Theatre And Punk

Librarian Drama With Ace Attorney Sprites

Line Rider - Hall of The Mountain King

M

March 15 Caesar Salad

Money Tubs!

Movie Tropes

Mrs. Frizzles Gone Nuts

N

O

Every Odd # Has E In The Name

Office Food Is The Worst wtf

One Trillion To The Tenth Power Bop

Online Class Furry Meme

P

Pokémon Gangs Based Off Looks

Porcupine Eating A Pumpkin

Portals to Hell

Portal Turret Robot Spider!!

Q

R

Read This, Reblog or Have The Worst Week Ever

Reblog The Frog

Reptile Snake Comics

Roger The Magical Blowfish

Rollercoaster Freak Out

S

Sasuke Figurine Can Hold ALL

Sharks Are Smooth

She Was Poetry But He Couldn’t Read

SILVERFISH ARE REAL Feat. Shrek

S..Smut Positioning...?

Stuntman Buster Keaton: The Great Stone Face

Superwholock Fans Vs Football Gifs 2014 oh god

Surprise Motherfucker Variations

T

Tumblr Feminists: Stop Your Hypocrisy

Tumblr: Where You Go To Meet Stupid People

Tumblr: World of Where People Think Your Names Mean Something From A Fandom Only Why

U

Undertale Haiku Comic

V

Vine Tribute Feat. Mr. Blue Sky Song

Vladimir Pusheen

W

Wexter the T-Rex From Target

Whale?? HYDRATION

WHOS ON MY BLOG IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN

X

Y

Z

Tips

Warnings When To Get Away From A Lover

Lockpicking

How To Make Sure Your Stringed Instrument Is Fine On Plane

Tinnitus And How To Make The Noise In Your Mind Go Away For A Bit

Glasses Help

Swan Or Geese Attack

Guy Makes Nice Ambient Looping Music For Specific Settings

The German Girl Whos LGBTPhobic, warning

Your Interests Are Valid: It’s Never Too Late

Different Homophones And Meanings

[extreme-technicality]

hawkhawks sounds so ridiculous i need to hear more

>:3c

OK SO yknow Hawkeye from marvel? Well @operativedameron took one look at hat man and thought “hm, he looks like a man who appreciates a fine feathered hero,,,tIME TO SHIP” (or yknow maybe just. “hEY this would be an absolutely stupid ship name so now it’s gotta be A Thing) and at three am dragged me and our good buddy Romeo into the mess

After like. Hours lmao of shitposting and tossing increasingly bad ideas back and forth between the three of us (seriously, never leave us unattended, we will create chaos) we had the hawkhawks server up and like three different AUs of the original “canon” crossover

Hawks has a name in this bullshit (it’s Ashitaka something, but all I can remember is Ashitaka cuz I immediately thought it meant Hawkleg lmaooooo), he and Clint have been fake-married-turned-real-married, caught hanahaki disease for each other twice, died in the process once, the second time tho is gonna end happy (RIGHT INKY???), they’re also party members in a dnd campaign (with Iida as the dm), and I can’t remember all the AUs but there’s a pop star one as well, also for your consideration may I present: Ochasha (Ochako and Natasha, aka Black Widow)

[chipper-smol]

Would every plague doctor be the same, or would you differentiate them?

Oh they are all different! I usually draw Soup and Gun because they’re actually my boys. Skitter, Whoosh, Qoo, Crowe and Pluck are my dnd group’s characters. We actually are running a campaign with these dumb birds (haven’t had a session in a while bc of winter break) and i’m holding the pencil for shitpostable dnd material.

until then im just drawing non canon happenings.

I did make a post a while back telling them apart but I can repost them

Soup: The Cleric and the only one who holds a Ph.D. He has two feathers in his hat.

Gun: The Gunslinger. The most plain doctor (usually has a gun)

Skitter: The Paladin, has a punchable personalty. He’s the one who wears nipple armor and has absurd mooscles.

Qoo: The Druid who is precious and needs to be protected. They’re mute on a preference and carry around a pencil and paper. They wear necklaces.

Pluck: The Monk who probably is involved in MLM. He’s bald and has a band around his hat.

Crowe: The Ranger whose just there because he was mistaken for a gorgeous kenku. He’s a peacock.

Whoosh: The Warlock and probably a pyromaniac. He has a skull on his hat.

[ragsy]

I posted 6,288 times in 2021

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For every post I created, I reblogged 45.2 posts.

I added 395 tags in 2021

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My Top Posts in 2021

#5

*tips hat* m'shadey

96 notes • Posted 2021-04-26 22:30:44 GMT

#4

smoulder for me, boatman. thanks.

112 notes • Posted 2021-04-27 22:20:48 GMT

#3

HAD A MAJOR UPSET IN THE DND WORLD YESTERDAY, FRIENDS

157 notes • Posted 2021-10-10 13:51:43 GMT

#2

controversial opinion, but donating your old books to libraries isn't usually the universally charitable deed most people think it is. most public libraries don't have the space, staff, or budget to sort through used books in the off chance that one or two out of a hundred are in good enough condition to add to their collection.

it's always a good idea to call ahead and ask what, if any, materials the library might accept as a donation. you'd be surprised what they will and won't take! my library flat-out refuses encyclopedias and textbooks, which takes a lot of people by surprise. on the other hand, the same library is always accepting donations of jigsaw puzzles and used magazines! it doesn't hurt to ask.

if you have old books you don't want and need to get rid of, i suggest finding a used bookstore, a charity that specializes in distributing used books, or a local school and/or retirement community.

if you just want to support your local library, that's great! just... ask them what they need, instead of assuming. most libraries would be much happier to receive a crisp $20 bill than a boxload of dusty paperbacks.

12998 notes • Posted 2021-04-23 17:08:19 GMT

#1

Science diagrams that look like shitposts

24735 notes • Posted 2021-08-04 18:32:14 GMT

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