#disaster draco

[basiatlu]

“When are you going to admit it, Potter?”

[lunaxart]

(belated) christmas drarry fluff <3

[t1oui]

forever pushing my percy weasley was a slytherin and he was like a brother to draco malfoy agenda ft my newer draco malfoy and ginny weasley become friends after the war agenda

[ree-dee-art]

"I'm bisexual," he said, because tomorrow he'd go back to being nothing to Malfoy.

"Thoughts?"

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Art I did for the fantastic fic I'm reading:

Cut From the Sky by @mallstars

Can't recommend this fic enough. Might be my favorite time loop fic I've ever read. Beautifully written, with moments of laugh-out-loud-in-public humor as well as poignant, heart-wrenching emotion.

@mallstars your writing is so absorbing and detailed, which is part of what made drawing Draco's room so fun!

View in high quality on AO3 for all the juicy details!

[madocactus]

if you think i’m joking with the “boobies” part of my last draco drawing. this is literally what draco tells tiamat after tiamat hugs her.

“そら、もっと強く抱きつくがよい。その豊満なアレやコレを押しつけよ。”

“Go ahead - hug me tighter. Press those voluptuous breasts against me.”

never change, nero. never change.

[disastertwins9000]

fangsssssssssssssssssss

we love fangs here

obviously urs is better cus its colored and super badass

but fangsss

[djlexi]

History is repeating itself 😳😭

[sp1derc1der]

Get flashbanged, idiot! /lh

[basiatlu]

thank you so much for sharing your lovely art with us all! i get so excited each time you post a new one, it's such a treat 🥰

for the headcanons: we've seen some glimpses of your long-haired draco, but what about both harry and draco with long hair? 👀 my personal headcanon is that they both grow out their hair after the war, and they're both attracted to eachother for it!

I imagine Harry achieving that Brendon Frazier Tarzan mop that’s just unfair amounts of volume and gorgeous.

Long hair is easily achieved in college when you are either overworked or overly burnt out already. Who has the time for a haircut or even the time to notice? Just pull it back for now, or you know, just let it do whatever it wills. It’s clean at least, which is more than others could say.

“Witchcraft” by Vian Izak just started playing and now that’s the soundtrack for this moment in time for our bois.

And you’re a treat!! Thank you so much for the kind words and the ask-suggestion. Appreciate it oodles 💖✨

[lunaxart]

them forgiving each other is always my fav part in fics, so i felt like i had to draw my own version of it

[dead-dove-143]

I wish I could draw like this

Draco Malfoy's Trial, 1996

Harry Potter testifies on his behalf....

I imagine Draco completely blocking out his surroundings, he hasn't slept in days or at least minimally. The last thing he needs is for Harry to get involved, but he does anyways.

[ebonydark-nessdementiaravenwayxx]

VAMPIRE JUST THREW UP!!!! DRACOS HIDING IN SUM CORNER LAUFING HIS HED OFF!!! I DNT NOW WHAT 2 DO!!!! I'm trying 2 clean it up but it's so gross!!!!! Vampire went 2 go lae down!!! Willow is helping me get everythin togthur thank Satan!!!! We orderd sum fud and it shuld get her soonn!!! DIS PARTY IS A DISASTER

[titaniamegalomania]

This one wouldn't fit on the last post. So here is my Blaise Zabini book cover art for my fanfic.

[sorendeimos]

Coffeebeans - Chapter 3 sneak peek

Please enjoy this sneak peek of chapter 3, which is almost done!

Catch up on the previous 2 chapters here!

“Say something, Potter! You what? Thought that embarrassing me would do it? Making me beg for you to fuck me would give you a moral high ground? It wasn’t enough that I spent years in therapy and wished I was dead at 18 but you had to get one more leg up on the fucking death eater that bullied you for years?!” Draco was red in the face now, his angry gaze turned on Harry, who sat and stared back at him calmly. “Well?!” Harry watched him a moment longer before sighing and getting up to make another cup of tea. He turned a moment later, opening his mouth and then closing it again, making Draco growl and stalk over to get in his face. “Say something!” “I did it because I wanted to, Draco. I wanted you, for a very long time, and I saw the chance I never thought I’d have. And you loved every moment of what we did, so why are you so pissed off?” “Because it was fucked up, you fucking wanker! You can’t just do as you please because you want to!” Draco screamed in Harry’s face, a dark look overtook the green eyes he glared into, and Draco flinched back before catching himself and settling back into his anger. “This was some sick power play over Me, wasn’t it? Some fucked up way to get back at me for school and the war and all the stupid shit I did to you and your friends, hmm?!” He spat, angrily. “I got over school years ago, Draco!” Harry yelled before clenching his jaw and starting again, much quieter this time, “What I didn’t get over was being a child soldier born and bred to die. And having more fame and recognition than I ever wanted in a world that valued My scar more than They valued My life,” He stopped for a moment, picked up the mug he’d remade then continued bitterly, as if Draco hadn’t stopped and wasn’t staring at him with his mouth gaping open like a fish. “I grew up a product of war, same as you, that I had no hand in starting. I grew up at the hand of Albus Dumbledore, a man who I used to think was just and good and could never have done wrong. A man who didn’t have it in him to tell me that I was going to die.” Draco snapped his mouth shut, the clack of his teeth audible as the last words rattled through his chest painfully and the fight bled out of him. Potter died. He wasn’t told he would die. Dumbledore didn’t tell him he had to die, he just… went in and died. “You died? You walked into the forest and actually died?” Draco’s hands were shaking now, his voice strained and Harr-Potter- looked up to his face, piercingly clear green eyes meeting torrential and sad grey ones, nodded.

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[dead-dove-143]

why is this so accurate

The two voices in Harry's head, at all times:

[azulpitlane]

american wedding l ln4

summary: lando dating zak brown's daughter leads to a lot of pr disasters, like getting married in vegas

notes: can be read as a part two to boss' daughter or a stand alone

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yourusername

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yourusername wasnt gonna drink tonight but i miss my bf like a mf.

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user real tbh

user i miss u like a mf. show ur face at a race already queen.

user no cause it's been forever since she went to one and i miss the chaotic content with her and lando

user you know damn well you were gonna drink regardless liked by yourusername

landonorris i miss u more😓 just drop out of uni and come to all my races

zbrownceo excuse me?

landonorris JUST A JOKE! ha ha ha.

user LANDO😭😭

landonorris but i just booked a flight to nyc because of this post btw. see you this weekend😈

yourusername i was about to start crying until i realized what emoji you used😐

oscarpiastri dont we have be at the mtc this weekened??

yourusername SHHHH OSCAH

landonorris yeah oscar shhh

user poor oscar is always getting tag teammed by those two

user lando getting that in-law privilege by skipping important meetings to see his boss' daughter😭

user i love this relationship's dynamic theyre so perfect for each other

f1gossip

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f1gossip Lando and Y/n's Brown's weekend in New York City! It seems Lando skipped his trip to the MTC to be with his girlfriend where they were pictured clubbing and walking around the city multiple times.

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user IN THE CLURB WE ALL FAM

user he finally met his match lol

user lando is a clingy drunk confirmed✅

user i really want to know what their drunk conversations sound like

user hot take but if she wasnt zaks daughter most of you guys would hate her

user shes making him blow off important meetings so he could be with her? she sounds like a distraction from racing

user girl what- her dad is literally the ceo? if there was an issue im sure he wouldve let them know bffr

user zak brown is probably tired of these two😭

user is partying all they do together?

user no cause she lowkey seems like a bad influence

user i agree🫣 shes always posting herself partying and drinking, thats not wag material

user she might be a pr nightmare but i stand with my canceled wife💜

landonorris

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landonorris nyc to vegas🛩 aaaand i brought the bad influence with

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user the caption IM-

user nah hes lowkey dissing y/n haters😭

user how did he bag someone 10x cooler than him

user the bottle of alcohol and the vape, she really is ready for vegas

user Y/N'S BACK!!!

yourusername vegas aint ready for us

landonorris no they arent😈

yourusername enough.

user no hate to the other wags but y/n is truly the realest one out of all of them

user fr she truly is just a normal girl in her twenties

oscarpiastri 🙂

yourusername what is that suppose that mean OSCAH!!! my father will hear of this

oscarpiastri ok calm down draco malfoy

user why is there lowkey beef between y/n and oscar LMFAO

yourusername he hates my swag!!!

oscarpiastri she brings a lotttt of energy to the garage when shes here🙂

user im crying at oscars response😭😭😭 hes had enough of yn and lando

user idk if her holding a bottle of alcohol is appropriate to post!

user pls grow up omg

yourusername

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yourusername postt race partoes >>>>>> the avtual race

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user THEE party girl

user i need to party with them so bad

user lando.jpg when???

user the typos😭 shes already drunk

user yup theres already videos of her and lando drunkly dancing together all over twitter

user yeah and oscar was in the background of those videos looking miserable LMFAOO

user oh to be a wag partying in vegas with lando

yourusername posted a story

user i voted fall to my knees and cry btw…if you even care

user um this is a random question to ask at 3am…

user what stores are even open rn😭😭

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oscarpiastri Y/N??? IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU AND LANDO FOR LIKE A HALF AN HOUR AT THE CLUB AND YOURE NOT EVEN HERE??

oscarpiastri if you guys dont pick up your phones i swear to god…

oscarpiastri of course i get stuck as babysitter to the two most drunk people at the party

yourusername heY oscah😊😊 sendingg u my lpcation now cuz we need a witness so come ASAPPPPPP

oscarpiastri WITNESS FOR WHAT?

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danielricciardo if this means what i think it means, youre both so dead🤣

user babes didnt u just post at the club like an hour ago

yourusername

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yourusername do u guys thonk my dad will be mad thaT oscar walked me down the aislee?

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user OH MY GOD??

user mclarens pr team are going to have a rude awakening in the morning😭

user shes never beating the bad influence allegations i fear

user crazy to think that this time last year he was flirting with her through her instagram comments😭

user and now theyre married omg i remember everyone was teasing lando but he truly got the last laugh

carlossainz55 i dont know if i should congralute you guys or be concerned?

user mind you, its almost four in the morning in vegas

danielricciardo getting married is crazy, you should be at the club

yourusername u mak a grrat point! otw now

mclaren we cannot congratulate until the boss says its okay sorry😕

zbrownceo answer your phone.

oscarpiastri sir, i would like it to be known that she blackmailed to be there

yourusername okay snitch!

zbrownceo im not kidding y/n

danielricciardo ouuu youre in trouble

user its so over for them

user zak finally putting his foot down with these two LMFAO

f1gossip

25,532 likes

f1gossip Wedding celebrations at the club! Seems like the newlyweds are back partying after their wedding announcement was made just a few minutes ago. Congrats to them?

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user everyone is freaking out and theyre literally at the club im cryingg

user "congrats to them?" is literally all of us rn😭

user they are not real omg

user zak is probably blowing up their phones and they do not care at all lmfaooo

user truly winning the idgaf war

user real question is are they getting an annulment once they sober up???

user i really wanna know what zak will make them do

f1gossip

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f1gossip Newly weds update! The two were seen this afternoon leaving Las Vegas with Zak Brown himself. Neither were seen wearing wedding rings, possible divorce?

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user well that was fun while it lasted

user damn they beat kim kardashians record of the shortest marriage

user at least theyre still dating😭

user they definitely got yelled at lmfaoo

user cant tell if zak is happy or angry that his daughter married norris considering how much he loves him

user oh hes def happy about it but not happy they posted it LOL

user good for him for getting an annulment. shes a mess

user and hes not? bye theyre both messy

landonorris 📍qatar

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landonorris annulment? we're in our honeymoon

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user oh so theyre fr about this marriage😭

user does bro know theres a race on sunday

user they look so in love im honestly really happy for them

yourusername we beat the fraud marriage allegations💜

mclaren now thats its been approved by the boss, congratulations to the best papaya couple theres ever been🧡

user wow so zak approves! im shocked tbh

user i wish i couldve seen their reactions the morning after the wedding

yourusername ohhh we didnt remember any of it tbh but were happy now!

user LMFAO OMG....

user she finally got her ring!! and here you guys were thinking they got a divorce bc she didnt have one

danielricciardo never thought id see the day

yourusername me neither tbh

landonorris excuse me WHAT

landoupdates

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landoupdates Lando was questioned on his Vegas wedding in new interview.

"We decided not to get any annulment or anything and just keep this Vegas marriage as sort of like a promise for a real one in the future." 🧡

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user omg😭😭they are too cute

user not to be dramatic but i would honestly cried if they broke up

user no literally they mean everything to me

user "i really do think y/n is the one" DO YOU HEAR ME SOBBING

user he gets so smiley when y/n is brought up ughhh me and WHO

user and to think y/n has haters is crazyyy this man is so in love with her

user if oscar isnt the best man ill riot for him, he was there for the og wedding

user imagining them trying to convince zak to not get a divorce is the cutest but funniest thing ever

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more notes: has anyone seen anora?? it inspired this haha A FRAUD MARRIAGE!!!