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Vinitom reacts to fanfiction about themselves

Writer’s note: Don’t worry, Sidemascots season 1 auditions is still in progress and will release later today.

No offense to any of the creators of all of the stories mentioned intended. All stories are real and sourced from Idea Wiki

Intro

Tom: What are we doing exactly, Vini?

Vinicius: Well, since we’re reunited, someone asked us to react horribly to some fanfiction loyal mascot lords made for us.

Tom: Are they actually horrible?

Vinicius: I don’t know, let’s go through this together, maybe we’ll find some good ones there.

Tom: Well, time for Episode 33 proposals then.

Vinicius and Tom: Heroes of Nature

Vinicius: Heroes of Nature? I’m smelling false information here.

Tom: Why?

Vinicius: We did absolutely nothing to save everyone in our lives and someone pretends that we did.

Tom: Come on Vini, they don’t know much of our personal stuff after all. Let’s see…

“Vinicius and Tom: Heroes of Nature (Portuguese: Vinícius e Tom: Heróis da Natureza) is an upcoming 2024 American-Brazilian computer animated sports comedy action and superhero film, produced by Walt Disney Animation Studios and 20th Century Animation in collaboration with Birdo Studio, and distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures. The film is based on the 2016 Olympic and Paralympic mascots and was created to maintain legacy of the 2016 Summer Olympics and 2016 Summer Paralympics.”

Vinicius: Disney? I’d rather choose being milked by Warner Bros.!

Tom: Come on, what do they know?

Vinicius: Point taken. Go on Tom.

Tom: Ahem…

“Set a few days after the events of Paris 2024: The Olympic Quest, Vinicus goes back to Rio de Janeiro to meet up with Tom in the Barra Olympic Park, their home. They had nothing to do due to the Olympics being over 8 years ago, so they played sports there and enjoyed their lifes in Rio de Janeiro. However, in the Tijuca forest, a group of criminals were chopping off the trees and killing the animals in there. When they heard the news, Vinicus and Tom were ready for their next adventure.”

Vinicius: I expect better.

Tom: Really?

Vinicius: This is what happens when Disney hires a bunch of amateurs, they can’t even spelled my name right!

Tom: At least it has a creative beginning.

Vinicius: And a terrible ending.

Tom: to the movie or the passage above?

Vinicius: The passage above.

Tom: Point taken.

Vinicius: What’s this? A few days after Paris 2024: The Olympic Quest?

Tom: Let’s see… oh my, no article found!

Vinicius: I’m having a feeling that the rest of the articles are as lazy as this.

Tom: hm.

Vinicius: What the? Near-swearing? Off-screen killing? Death scenes? PG-13?! What WERE they thinking?

Tom: uhhh… they can explain.

Vinicius: I’m gonna contact the contributors of this idea ASAP.

Tom: Do you know they’re all children?

Vinicius: exactly.

Tom: and?

Vinicius:…

Vinicius and Tom: Adventures in Rio

Vinicius: Oh wow, they really were like “32 episodes? Why not 10 seasons?”

Tom: Yeah the idea might get out of hand.

Vinicius: At least we’re being milked by Cartoon Network which was way better than the last one.

Tom: Fair point.

Vinicius: What’s this? I have Aura Body and Wing Manifestation in season 2? Some lorekeeper of this series need to explain this to us.

Tom: Maybe they thought stretching isn’t enough.

Vinicius; WHAT?! STRETCHING IS ENOUGH FOR ME!

Tom: Calm down, you’re scaring everyone.

Vinicius: Okay, I will.

Tom: Huh? Rio de Janeiro’s mayor in this series is Mayor Greenbutt and not someone based on an actual mayor.

Vinicius: These kids might have no knowledge on Brazilian politics.

Tom: True. So true.

Vinicius: Ooh, gallery! Better look at 5-year-old drawings!

Tom: I look terrible in these pictures.

Vinicius: Hopefully you will look way worse in next one.

Tom: 😡

Vinicius and Tom: New Adventures in the USA

Tom: Huh, that’s realistic, except there’s no Vini! 🤣🤣🤣

Vinicius: 😡

Olympic Mascots: Guardians of Light

Tom: Vinicius? Where are you going?

Nevermind then.

Let’s see, scroll, scroll, scroll, oh, Mirasome? Now I get why the title is not named after us. Scroll, scroll, scroll, oh wait a minute, the posters are made by the same idiot who made Adventures in Rio! I’m going to call the Carioca Sisters to round their houses.

Guardians of Light: Forces Together

Tom: Vini? You’re missing everything! *sigh* I guess it’s all just me now. Let’s see…

(2 minutes later)

Tom: Boooooring!

Vinicius and Tom (film)/Credits

Tom: Vini? Where were you this whole time?!

Vinicius: It’s better to not to say.

Tom: Well, it’s open to interpretation then.

Vinicius: Speaking of interpretation, this thing is nothing but credits!

Tom: Yeah kids are lazy these days.

Vinicius: Hopefully the author won’t left this unfinished.

Olympic Mascots And Friends: Chuck E. Cheese's Musical Adventure!

Vinicius: What the heck? This is nothing but nursery rhymes!

Tom: At least it’s associated with a restaurant Swifty and I went once.

Vinicius: You went to Chuck E. Cheese’s?

Tom: Yeah, let’s say recycled pizza tastes great.

Vinicius: Wait a minute…

Mascot Power

Vinicius: An anime ABOUT US?! I expect it to be about Mirasome!

Tom: Yeah kids in 2016 kinda loves anime to be honest.

Vinicius: Even today ffs!

Tom: ffs?

Vinicius: It just means for Fanta’s sake. *pops open a can and drink like a nobody*

Tom: Vinicius, do you know Fanta is more faint nowadays?

Vinicius: Pfffft…

Tom: You’re spitting orange juice in my face, Vini.

Miraitowa and the Olympic Spirit

Vinicius: Miraitowa? I thought all of them are solely about us!

Tom: Yeah but admin just ran out of ideas.

Vinicius: Better have a good one at the end.

Tom: Yeah.

Crystal Dark Pinkie

Vinicius: Ah crap, here we go again.

Tom: Vini, If you don’t accept something, EMBRACE it.

Vinicius: Why?

Tom: Swifty and I had a stupid idea that we will go to an anime exhibition for an hour. I love them so much we actually stuck around until midnight!

Vinicius: And you don’t like anime in the first place?

Tom: Absolutely correct.

Vinicius: The drawings look like they are in content awareness scale a billion times.

Tom: At least I look fine.

Vinicius: 😡

The Muppets meet Vinicius and Tom

Vinicius: Muppets, like…

Tom: The Jim Henson one, I think.

Vinicius: I was meant to say that.

Tom: Sorry, I thought you’re going to say Paulo Muppet!

Vinicius: No, I don’t remember him.

Tom: That’s sad…

Vinicius: Anyway, let’s read the storyline.

Tom: Vini, you must be aware that it’s pretty long, right?

Vinicius: Oh yeah, we might linger with it for an hour or so.

Tom: If you can, then do it.

Vinicius: Alright, ahem…

(30 minutes later)

Tom: I didn’t know someone would bother reading as much, and considering they have a creative choice for an antagonist, a mascot clone!

Vinicius: A clone of myself?

Tom: Yup.

Vinicius: *sniffs*

Tom: Oh no… someone get a tissue!

*phone rings*

Vinicius: Stay here Tom, I need me-time.

Tom: Do you know that’s it’s a strange number?

Vinicius: I don’t keep phone numbers to my contacts often.

Tom: Risky decision, Vini.

Well, that’s explains more than avoid reacting the Guardians of Light series.

Vinicius: TOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!

Tom: What?

Vinicius: Someone said they are making a movie about us!

Tom: This MUST be a prank!

Vinicius: No, seriously! Warner Bros. Are going to produce it with Kayla Jordan as the director!

Tom: Sounds like a 15-year-old.

Vinicius: She IS a 15-year-old!

Tom: WHAT THE HECK IS HAPPENING WITH THE FILM INDUSTRY?! WHAT ABOUT LICENSING?!

Vinicius: The IOC and the IPC milks money from licensing nowadays.

Tom: We’re going to have the rest of our lives ruined, Vini.

Vinicius: I know right!

Vida: Come on girls! Let’s give him a lesson!

Tom: Vida?! Where are you and your sisters going?

Vida: To California, we’re targeting Jeremy Shada.

Vinicius: WAIT!

Holy Bela-Sol-Vida-Hitting-Jeremy-Shada-in-the-head!

Tom: Maybe that’s the reason why they decided to do that?

Vinicius: WHY?! WHY ARE WE RESORT TO THIS?! PLEASE I NEED HELP!