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roysjason · 11 months ago
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dilf!roy harper thoughts
dilf!roy who is on you the second you're back from tucking lian in bed. c'mon can you really blame him? it's not his fault you look so good taking care of his kid.
dilf!roy that's covering your sounds with his lips or occasionally his hand, not wanting to wake up lian.
"shhh," he's whispering against your lips. "need you to quiet down, baby. can you do that for me?"
dilf!roy who is the pussy-eating champ, wanting nothing but to pleasure you. he's pussy-drunk the second his tongue is on you, lapping up everything you give him until he can't breathe.
dilf!roy who doesn't like being called daddy because that's what lian calls him.
dilf!roy who's dirty talk is insane. he's whispering the sluttiest little things into your ear.
dilf!roy who has the biggest breeding kink. his cum is leaking from your abused cunt and he's scooping it up with his fingers and pushing it back into you. he swears he's gonna have you knocked up if you aren't already.
hi this is my first time writing anything so it's short but there's a huge lack of roy stuff and as a roy harper slut i gotta satisfy myself - feel free to leave anything roy related (or others) in my inbox please :o please be nice i beg
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arkhamslvts · 1 year ago
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Not the same anon but I’m feeling compelled to chime in with my own Dilf!Roy Harper thots….
He definitely starts having you “babysit” more often once you two start fucking. And every time, without fail, when he comes home he bends you over the nearest surface and fucks you into oblivion.
His dirty talk is CRAZY, there’s the standard stuff but he’s also always telling you how you need a man like him (ie. older) to treat you right.
He should probably be more careful since he already has one kid but the man never uses a condom and loves finishing inside you.
hdjdhshshshshsja yeah
roy’s bent you over various surfaces throughout your time as a babysitter for him. his hand always clamped around your mouth, even on the nights when lian isn’t home. muttering about how “the boys you date can’t treat you right… they don’t know how to make you feel good” and you just whine and nod about how no one makes you feel as good as him. he def calls you desperate whenever you cum and he tells you that this is so you can “learn to please a real man, instead of fucking idiots”.
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shrugemojiidk · 14 days ago
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Jayroy to me. If I’m being honest
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varpusvaras · 1 month ago
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Roy Harper being one of the best dads in DC universe while also being the number one hater of Batman as a father is how the world heals actually
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mysterycitrus · 8 months ago
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can’t stop thinking about this post i saw like “why didn’t jason tell roy he was alive during under the red hood!! why didn’t he tell his bestie to help him fight bruce!” because it was 2005 and they didn’t give a shit about each other. hope this helps!
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kittykatninja321 · 9 months ago
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Can I say something terrible. Can I tell you my vision of one sided pre-flashpoint Jayroy. Imagine Roy Harper at his DILFiest. Who wouldn’t be all over that?It’s post-Mia situation so Roy doesn’t trust Jason and thinks he’s a freak unfortunately this does not stop Jason from simping hard. He’s like 5 seconds away from calling him daddy. They’re forced to work together for convenient plot reasons. “We’ll be fine as long you behave yourself Hood” “you gonna spank me if I don’t? “🧍‍♂️” . He didn’t even mean to say that out loud. Oh it’s awful
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goldenispunk · 8 months ago
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All I can think about is Roman Roy. I’ve offically lost it and he is the cause. Kieran Culkin I want to offer you my firstborn as tribute.
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picture-me-in-the-trees · 1 year ago
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roy starting to get gray hair and being really self conscious about it (and kind of scared of getting older bc even though he’s retired and isn’t worried about not playing football anymore, i feel like hed still really have that fear) and he’s so prepared for jamie to make fun of him for it, like call him grandad or something (or worse, just not want to be with him anymore bc he’d realize just how old roy is or something) but jamie thinks it’s the hottest thing he’s ever seen in his entire life. like he just goes absolutely feral. he loves it so much and will not stop telling roy (and showing him) how hot he thinks it is and how much he loves it. like he’d just be so insane about it i know it
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beebeetheclown · 2 months ago
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The real and only acceptable dilfnation glow up:
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azol-otl · 1 month ago
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♡⁠(⁠>⁠ ⁠ਊ⁠ ⁠<⁠)⁠♡ trick or treat!!!
I was gonna do something else, but this idea took me by surprise and whoops here it is
"You're the main singer for the game's soundtrack aren't you?" Jason nods dumbly at the hot dilf. After his...departure from voice acting under his own name, Jason had spent years singing in various soundtracks when they didn't want to hire a professional. It helped with the bills and meant that he wouldn't have to deal with...fans ever again if he didn't want to. The roaring boo's when he was introduced to replace veteran Dick Grayson who had asked to leave when his voice couldn't reach those high registers as an adult. The hateful comments that mimicked all the death threats and emails he would receive for the next three years. The snide remarks from the people behind the scenes about how he had received the job, sleeping his way to the top at such a young age. Getting cut out of episodes because he would call out the writers about what they were endorsing. He wasn't being paid enough to afford anything but rent. The schedule was fucking with school. And he was just so mad all the time, he had to leave he had to leave. Getting to be the main voice of a beloved series? It was too good of a chance to pass up even if it was tied to...them. Enough to reprise a role he hadn't touched in nearly a decade. One that he wasn't sure would be loved when people hate their beloved long time favorites losing or having their ideals be challenged even if that's the direction the series wanted to go. The hot dilf's smile grew wider and Jason felt his legs go weak at his dimples. He couldn't even pay attention to what the man was saying while his brain was just screaming "BICEPS, FRECKLES, TITS, BIG, LARGE, PLEASE FUCK ME DADDY" like every 20 something gay actor in existence.
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ladybirdmacbeth · 1 year ago
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ik everyone has their own romangerri vision but whenever there’s that “not even Baird” line in a fic i get so irritated like that’s my comfort dilf he’s done nothing wrong but love his wife, be a girl dad, and have a pet tortoise
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youwillfindilluminating · 2 years ago
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WTF WTF WTF
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idknwhatputhere · 1 year ago
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We really went from "oh my god are you a single dad??!!😨" To "oh my god you are a single dad 😏"
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varpusvaras · 21 days ago
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Roy stands in front of the stove and stares at the soup.
He watches it simmering, the surface gently bubbling every now and then, and he tries not to think too much.
It's been pretty hard, lately, not to think too much, but he has to do it, because if he starts to think, he will get angry again.
Roy can't afford to get angry. Not yet, anyway.
He stares at the simmering soup until it is ready, and he turns the stove off and takes the pan off of it, and he takes the nice bowl out of the dishwasher and starts to ladel the soup in it, because, damn it, he is using the nice bowl for this. Would it be safer to use the less nice ones? Maybe, but Roy doesn't feel like playing it safe and behaving like the nice bowl is above this.
He is getting way too agitated about bowls. Roy stops, breathes in the herbal scent of the soup, and continues to get the soup from the pan into the nice bowl. He then gets the high glass from the cabinet, because the nice bowl of soup needs a nice glass of water to go with it.
He then takes both and makes his way to the bedroom.
He stops at the doorway.
The ceiling is off, because Jason's eyes and head can't really handle too much light right now, but the desk light on Roy's side of the bed is on. Lian is laying on that side of the bed, curled as close to Jason as she can, with a book in her hands. It's one of Jason's, though Roy can't see which one from where he is standing, but the words he can hear Lian softly reading out make it sound very English.
Jason's eyes are closed, but his head is turned ever so slightly towards Lian, and from how he is breathing, Roy knows that he is awake.
It is something that any other time would only make Roy's heart swell with love and happiness, but right now, there is an ugly, bitter taste all over it, preventing him from truly enjoying it.
He clears his throat a bit. Lian turns to look at him over her shoulder, sees the bowl and the glass, and she takes the book and scoots to the edge of the bed.
"Lian."
Lian looks at him little pleadingly, even though by now, she already knows the answer.
Roy shakes his head. Lian turns her eyes down. She puts the book on the nightstand, and reaches to wrap her fingers around Jason's for a second, before she slides off of the bed. Roy steps into the room to get away from the doorway, so she can get past him and out of the bedroom.
"Thank you", Roy whispers to her as she walks past him. He then nudges the door closed and walks up to the bed.
He turns on the desk light on Jason's side of the bed. Jason twitches a little, his eyes flutterin and his brow pinching a bit.
"Sorry", Roy murmurs. He puts the bowl and the glass on the nightstand to have both his hands free. "I'm gonna move you up a little."
It's a familiar dance for both of them by now. Jason hums affirmatively, Roy steadies his back and neck and pulls him up a little against the headboard. Jason's jaw clenches because by now, the painkillers have stopped working and he is more lucid and definitely more aware of everything that is going on with his body, but he wants it this way, because being more lucid means that he can kind of eat on his own.
'Kind of' in this context means that he can swallow without spewing anything on himself, and that is something that Jason is willing to take, even if it comes with more pain.
Jason opens his eyes when Roy lets go off him to pick the bowl back up.
"How're you feeling?" Roy asks. He tries not to ask it every time Jason is even marginally awake, but it's difficult, because every time Jason closes his eyes, Roy can only see him laying there, bloody and still and him looming over his body.
It's been weeks now, and still, Roy can't seem to forget how he had felt back there, when for a one moment, he had thought that Jason was dead.
Jason just breathes for a moment. He has to do it a lot, as he cannot breathe very deeply at all.
"Fine", he says, which Roy deciphers as meaning not worse than the last time you asked. It's good enough, all things considered.
"That's good." Roy gets some soup on the spoon. Jason's left hand is in theory capable of holding onto things, but in reality, it still shakes too much for him to be able to do anything precise with it. So what he gets is Roy spooning the soup for him.
They don't speak while Jason eats. Just the act of eating takes too much of his energy, and he needs to focus to it in order to get it done. It is all familiar by now as well. After Jason has gotten at least some food and water down his throat, Roy will give him his next dose of painkillers, and then talk to him while he falls back asleep.
Roy knows that Jason hates it.
They have talked more than enough of their childhoods at this point. Roy knows all the unsavory details of Jason's story, and right now, at this moment, the ones of his mother, almost always unresponsive towards the end, with Jason trying his best to keep her alive by any means necessary, are at the forefront of both of their minds. Roy knows it.
He also knows that it is the one place Jason never wanted to end up in, and he's been there once already.
It is why he doesn't want Lian to see him right now, no matter how much he adores her. Jason had been alone, back then, taking all the responsibilities of adults when he had just hit double digits in age, and the last thing he wants is to make another kid go through the same. It's not the same, since Roy is there, but it is too close for Jason nevertheless.
Roy has tried to explain it to her, so she wouldn't feel like she's done something wrong. She understands, but with that understanding, has only come the need to help even more.
Roy loves her so much. He wishes that she never has to go through anything bad in her life.
Roy also loves Jason, and while he knows that there is nothing that he could've done for him before, he will never forgive himself for not protecting him now.
He doesn't say that out loud. Not yet.
Jason finishes half of the bowl before he just simply cannot make himself eat more. He accepts enough sips of the water to not be dehydrated and to get the painkillers down. Roy lets him stay sitting for a moment longer, before he lowers him back down onto the bed.
He says other things out loud. Simple things. Simple, loving things, that don't reveal how much Roy wishes to take all the pain from Jason and give it back. He will, eventually, because Roy knows Jason, and he knows that for Jason, saying those things out loud is love as well.
But not yet. Not yet, simply for the fact that if Roy does so, he will have to do as he says, right there, right then, and he cannot yet.
Not yet, when Jason still needs him like this.
Jason closes his eyes, slowly, as the awareness in them dims, and eventually his breathing evens out, as much as the painkillers allow him to not care about everything in him that has been broken.
Roy watches him sleep.
He is happy, now, that he listened to Jason and never told anyone, not even Dick, about them. As much as Roy loves Dick, he is now a safety hazard, a possible breach in this place that Jason has for himself. A place that no one will know to come and look for him from.
That is good. That is exactly what he needs right now.
That is exactly what Roy wants.
Batman will not be able to find Jason. He will not be able to come for him.
No. When the time comes, it will be Roy who comes for the Batman, and when that time comes, Roy will be ready for it.
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boldlyanxious · 1 year ago
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Love is in the Error
Part 7
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Sorry for the delay in update. I was very sick
Marinette wanted to just laugh the girl off. It was easier knowing that it was not something she caused or encouraged that gave her the belief that they were going to get married. But it wouldn’t be easier for her to accept. It would be like suddenly being told your favorite fairy tale was made up. Which might be the truth but when you are young you want to believe in the magic of all things.
She kept quiet while Roy explained to her. The girl resisted hearing what she didn’t want to believe but he stayed calm and talked to her quietly. She still ended up crying by the time they reached the elevator. She reached out for Marinette and she looked over to Roy, silently asking his permission before she took her in her arms. She held her on the couch and talked to her softly while he prepared a bath for her. Lian went running when he told her to come pick out her toys for the bath. Marinette was planning to slip out while she was distracted but he approached right as she was headed out the door.
“I’m so sorry for how the day happened. I should have handled everything differently.”
Marinette raised her hand and put it against his chest, cutting him off. “I had a great time.”
She was shocked when he brushed her hair back with his hand. Her breath caught in her throat but his other hand reached up and took her hand. The ring was suddenly heavier. His thumb brushed against it and he pulled his hand back after suddenly remembering it was there. It glowed brightly for a moment and he looked into her eyes questioningly.
“I have been unable to remove it,” she paused to demonstrate. “ I have tried everything.”
“That man I have seen you with,” he started delicately.
“Adrien,” she filled in.
“He isn’t your fiancé or boyfriend?”
She shook her head slowly at his question and as soon as she denied either scenario, he moved forward and caught her up in a kiss. She kissed him back, even knowing that he had his own complications she ignored all the warning signs. Her back was pressed into the door she had been about to exit and she grabbed the sides of his shirt to keep him close. She gasped for air when he pulled away to kiss her throat and pulled his mouth back to hers as she wrapped her arms around his neck. He deepened the kiss and she couldn’t think of anything but kissing him back.
Until her finger pulled her out of the haze. It was burning and she could barely think of anything else once she noticed it. She shifted and he moved back down to her neck as she desperately tugged at the ring again. She had gotten it to budge only the one other time when she was yelling at Adrien but this time it didn’t stop. With her anger at Adrien and her feelings developing for Roy on her mind, she pulled it and it nearly flew off her finger. She could feel her hand like she couldn’t before. Roy didn’t seem to notice as he moved to kiss her on the mouth again.
Roy was completely lost in his happiness to find out Marinette wasn’t engaged that he completely forgot that he was supposed to be getting Lian in the bath until she hollered from the bathroom.
“Daddy, I’m ready now. Can I get in?”
He groaned as he pulled away from Marinette.
“Go ahead and check the water and get in. I’ll be right there to help you.”
He was still holding on to Marinette and pulled her against him for a moment. She glanced down the hall and he looked too. The hallway was clear and he could hear Lian’s voice echoing and talking as she got into the tub. Marinette pushed her hand against his cheek and kissed him again. It felt different. It was amazing and desperate but she pulled away quickly and pushed him away.
“This really isn’t like me,” her hand moved to her face and wiped away a tear but he didn’t know why she was crying. She kept talking but he was distracted when he realized the ring was off her finger. She must have just managed it. It wasn’t until after she shoved herself out his door that he put together the rest of what she said before she pushed away and ran back to her own apartment.
“I’ll arrange to have Lian’s dress for your wedding delivered to you. I don’t know what came over me but I am not this type of person and I can’t be. I care about Lian and what is best for her. I care about you too but I need to focus on what is best for me.”
He was stunned. He had no clue what she meant. They had just cleared up the wedding confusion but she still seemed to think that he was getting married and that she was a secret. He was desperate to follow her and clear it up but she was right about wanting what was best for Lian. He could still hear her singing so he turned and went to help her in the bath. Hopefully he could find a chance to get over and talk to her soon. Her words had almost sounded like a goodbye.
Marinette was reeling. She wanted to burst into tears of relief and getting the ring off and then again for kissing Roy again. She had never felt such a strong connection to someone and he clearly felt the same but her feelings on being a secret had not changed. She already had too many secrets. She was fairly certain that their connection is what helped remove the ring and that was the last piece she needed to block herself off from the Agreste’s again. She would need to find more magical knowledge to know how to fight against the power and she should be able to get the miraculi out of hiding without the magical tracker on her anymore. For now, she cast a spell to link the ring’s tether to her plant next to the door. It wasn’t perfect but it was technically living and would hopefully hide the fact that she had removed the ring so she could prepare.
It would be best if she prepared to leave as soon as she finished with Adrien. She had been hoping to stay here more permanently. This time was the longest she had gone without being found but with Adrien knowing where she was and the awkwardness with her neighbor she decided it would be best to just leave. She had a couple other options of places to go that would do well shielding her. With the miraculi she might be able to find a way to fully block the Agreste’s from finding her. She might even be able to stay close locally if everything went according to plan.
The only link to the miraculi she had was the glasses that she had deactivated. She set to work finishing the potion to reactivate them so she could retrieve the rest without being tracked. That would take hours to finish but she didn’t want to sleep until it was done. Most of the process didn’t require active involvement so she began getting ready to leave. She started setting up boxes and packing everything away. When this was finished she could vanish as quickly as possible after. She worked from the inside and made her way through each room packing up anything she wouldn’t need right away.
She didn’t stop until she got to her sewing workspace. The dress for Lian was there so she paused to finish the final touches. It shouldn’t take long and she didn’t want to leave Lian without it. Perhaps Roy and Jason wouldn’t even want anything from her in their wedding but she would at least keep her promise to Lian to make it for her. It was done in under an hour. The potion was nearly finished so she took a moment to leave the dress on Roy’s door with a brief note that didn’t explain any of the reasons why she was leaving.
She hung it on the door knob and turned to reenter her apartment when there was a noise behind her. Expecting Adrien, she turned quickly to confront him so he couldn’t take her unaware. But it was Jason behind who opened the door she was still standing in front of. He looked confused at her response and looked from her to the dress on the apartment door.
“I wanted to leave the dress. It’s the one for Lian to wear in your wedding. She was very excited while designing it.”
She let the words hang in the air as he didn’t respond. Her guilt was thick in her throat knowing that she had just shared a steamy kiss with the man’s fiance and she didn’t know if he knew or suspected anything that happened between her and Roy. It could just be that he didn’t like Lian claiming his fiance was marrying another. She didn’t really want to figure out what the issue was but the thought of having kissed Roy in the doorway hours before was not helping her. Her timer went off and she turned away while he continued looking around. She was fairly certain he could see boxes stacked in her apartment. She hadn’t tried to hide them. They would all know she was gone soon enough.
As soon as the potion was ready, she used it to reactivate the glasses. Kaalki reemerged immediately, startling her even though she had expected it. She wasted no time transforming and creating a portal to where the rest of the miraculi were being hidden. She hesitated when she had it all there before her. She wondered if there was a possibility of this being a trap. There were too many variables to know but she didn’t want to be without anything that might help her block the tether. She couldn’t risk not being prepared.
She hid everything away quickly. If this went wrong, she didn’t want it immediately accessible. The only thing she left out was the grimoire. Flipping through it as quickly as possible, she located the page with the proper spell. She read through it on her couch and took a breath. This would be very complicated. It didn’t require any potions, just energy and right now she had none. Hopefully, he wouldn’t make it to her until she had a full night’s sleep but she couldn’t count on that. It was already past midnight so she just closed her eyes right where she was and hoped that she could fall asleep instantly.
“Arsenal, come in,” Jason said into his comms.
“What can I do for you Hood?”
“Patrol is over. You need to get back.”
Roy jumped across the buildings, keeping the man in his sights. Adrien was trying to be stealthy but Roy had tracked him since he had left his fancy hotel. He was dressed all in black and moved with a purpose. His black hood fit his creepy vibe except for the cat ears on top making it seem whimsical. Roy had a feeling he knew exactly where he was headed and at no point did the direction he traveled dissuade that notion. He was headed the opposite way from where Roy had come. Roy had left his apartment after putting Lian to bed and headed to watch the hotel room. It was not very long later that the man had exited out the side, clearly trying to stay hidden in the dark.
He twisted a ring on his finger as he walked along. Roy couldn’t be sure but he would be willing to bet that the ring was a match to the one that had been stuck on Marinette’s finger. He just wanted Jason to hang on a bit longer so he could confront the man and make him leave Marinette alone.
“I’m fairly certain I am already headed right for you.”
“Are you following your friend?”
“That’s right. He appears to be headed right for you. I’ll be there in a matter of minutes.”
“Excellent. Maybe you can ask your neighbor about the dress she just gave me for the flower girl in our wedding before she moves out.”
Roy swore loudly and Adrien looked around before slinking away. He picked up his pace and entered the building. Roy wanted to head directly to Marinette’s window but trying to explain what he was doing would be complicated. He headed for his window instead so he could be ready to intervene if needed.
She awoke instantly with a rap at the door. She dragged herself off the couch feeling like she had just fallen asleep. She looked at the clock and it wasn’t far off. She must have just fallen into a deep sleep just to pull herself out of it to get to the door.
She knew it was Adrien. She could feel him. This was the worst possible timing. She was worse off than if she had gotten no sleep. She had fallen asleep but gotten no rest. She needed to have her wits about her. Instead she took a deep breath, hoping to clear her head and opened the door.
“I see you are all packed and ready to go. I knew you would do the right thing, Bugaboo.”
“I still don’t like that name and I won’t be going anywhere with you,” she crossed her arms. “You will be going though and you will not be able to bind me again.”
He smirked back at her and lifted a hand to her chin. “Is that so?”
He stepped through the door and she backed away from him as he moved closer. She had to force down her panic. She would need confidence and clarity to finish this. Her back hit the wall. He blocked her in with his arm over her. He was looming in close, lifting her chin so she was forced to look in his eyes. She put her hand on his chest, gently and didn’t push him away. He put his forehead against hers and the fingers on her chin released and his hand slid into her hair. He used his other hand to meet hers on his chest and she slid her other hand to his one cradling her head.
His eyes blinked slowly and he relaxed against her. He leaned down and nuzzled her neck.
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strang3lov3 · 8 days ago
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okay so now i understand why you're attracted to logan roy... like... he's a fucking menace, but there's something about him🛐
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