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eighteenoheight · 7 months ago

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Don't mind me, just trying to conceptualize a look for Claire Redfield in hopes of manifesting a Code Veronica remake. Feel free to ignore I'm just writing another essay it's not that interesting.

Starting off with a complaint because duh all I ever do is bitch and moan about everything. This is quite a big gripe I've had that's only gotten worse over the last two weeks. In Claire and Jill's redesigns, yes we know they're kind of twinning with the layered tanktops, skinny jeans and boots. But the bigger problem for me is they don't really give the 90s vibes I'm looking for. There's a nostalgia factor I'm missing here. And I figured out the problem. The skinny jeans, bitch. They go in and out of style quite a lot and unfortunately for Capcom, they were out in the 90s. I did a google search as well as sought first-hand accounts. My mother said absolutely not, and she knows a bit about the fashion trends after her traumatic experience with a pair of green flared trousers back in the 80s. What gets my goat a little is it seems whoever was in charge of these character designs didn't really account for the era or that there would be a miserable bitch nitpicking over something so inconsequential. As a consumer I often want my sweet sweet vibes. My excitement seeing Ashley Graham's pink flip phone in the 4 remake is unmatched and I love to see it. I think it was a prime missed opportunity because at this time the 90s trends are back in. I could go into how confusing it is to see how cyclical the fashions are, not to humble brag but I got super into tie-dye just before it was back in style. Another minor brag that actually annoyed me is I spent hours cutting up and shredding a knitted jumper back in February only to find pre-shredded jumpers are coming into stores now. And those are the only times I've been at least within the current trends, otherwise I don't know what's going on.

But TLDR: Factually Claire and Jill's redesigns aren't giving 1998 and I'm butthurt about it.

Now lets get Claire's original CV look out of the way, will be short because I don't really have anything negative to say about them.

These are among my favourite Claire looks, which isn't hard considering the decade of outfit repeating going on. I just think they're neat. And they actually give 90s. Peep the jeans, we've got the original with straight-leg, and the DSC version has a bootcut fit, both of which were the style. We've got cropped torso pieces which, again, very 90s. We can see differences in the two looks, but overall they're the same framework. Love them, cherish them, praying Capcom doesn't bastardise them. These are good templates for recreations and honestly you could take them in a few directions while still maintaining the spirit of the original.

While we're still on our 90s bullshit lets maybe go into some inspo. Won't do too much with this because I shouldn't really be listened to when it comes to being stylish.

Got a little annoyed trying to find pictures of actual 90s fashions. It's all moodboards and the current trends I was ready to call it a day. Whatever. I wholeheartedly believe Claire would suit the 90s grunge style. Perfect fit for a college student who rides her motorcycle around town picking up chicks. A lot of the vibes I gleamed from the google is the styles tended to be comfortable, casual, and there was an emphasis on layering. Flannel was also a big thing, and I'm not just saying that to project my lesbian headcanon onto everyone else. A more simple-minded reason is Claire's main colour is red and you see a lot of flannel in red. I'm pretty sure there was also a lot of band tees going on, and as we know Claire has a lot of Queen references going on. Food for thought. Also found another image that makes me more upset at her remake design.

Imagine if we got something more similar to this. This might be unpopular and a little bit controversial to say but I wouldn't have minded Claire having a simple red leather jacket and the made in heaven decal on her shirt as a band tee of sorts. That way her jacketless outfit would still maintain her vibes. Just a throwaway thought. This is more my realism brain wanting to overcorrect what I can't unsee as implausible with her managing to have a customised leather jacket, and having a second one too?? Gee, bill! How come your mom lets you eat two wieners? See me complaining and saying a look is pedestrian and basic yet something actually unique I'm like no absolutely not. At least I'm self aware enough to say the two thoughts don't coincide.

Now I'm ready and willing to talk about more specifics.

One of my only problems with the original CV looks are they aren't the most appropriate Weather attire. Allegedly Claire's adventure continues three months after Raccoon City goes boom boom. That would mean it was the end of December when Claire was doing her thing in Paris. Europe gets cold af during Fall and Winter so wtf is she doing wearing short sleeves with her midriff out? Maybe she's autistic like me and doesn't know how to dress for the weather, but I'm not willing to accept that until further assessment of her brain. This is where layering comes in clutch.

This amazing design by (90% sure) Jaeon009 on twitter is essentially the blueprint for what I would like to see. The button-up really adds to the look. For the purposes of Claire not freezing to death I would go for a long-sleeve, maybe a thicker material for extra warmth. Could talk about how great this redesign is but I don't have time or the ability to form words when I'm focussed on something else. Let's just remember where we are in the world at what time and that her OG look wouldn't fare well in a Wintery Paris, let alone when she ends up in the Antarctic.

Next bit is more for me needing to know exactly what's going on, just being a nosy bitch. It will go into her clothes but at this moment I'm wondering what she was doing in those three months. We know at some point Leon told her to fuck off and find her brother, unless the remake canon would change that. My concerns for her safety are would she have been able to go back to where she was living? Would she have kept a low profile in case nasty bitches were after her? In that case would she have gone back to her college or wherever she lived to get a change of clothes? It literally doesn't matter whatsoever but I'd like to know, plus these factors could/should affect the look she's giving us. Perhaps she had to thrift her clothing and she put together what we end up seeing in a hopeful CV remake? Yes, I know I get stuck in the smallest of details. We could scrap this entire section and nothing would change but sometimes I need to get it all out.

I've played around with redesigning Claire (as well as other characters) on the sims 4 that I may post at some point but even with cc it's kind of limited for what I'm trying to convey. Don't draw anymore so that's not happening. I'd love to find some other way of getting what's in the brain put into physical form. That's probably why I feel the need to make long essays overexplaining everything. I really should learn to draw again it would make life so much easier.

Bonus concept art from way back when the original RE2 was in development. Perhaps Capcom should go back through all their old concepts to get some valuable inspo.

#resident evil #claire redfield #the unqualified fashion expert strikes again #maybe one day I should look into being a bitch about the way video game characters are designed

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zumpietoo · 2 years ago

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Sooo...

Time to revisit the endless, self contradictory, hypocritical and patently absurd the Butthurt Brigade (BB, versus the GG of fandumb) have resumed insisting:

1) Ari is a prostitute, because Cole has moar $$$.

Okay, this, right here, is hilarious on soooo many levels: for starters, if Cole wants to have sex, he doesn’t need to pay for it and, again, it’s long been pointed out that prostitutes are paid moar to leave than for their services,

if you will. In any event, this is further negated by Ari having her own $$$, but....even if your argument IS that Cole has moar, pays moar of the bills: A) he did the same while with PP (and had/has a lot moar $$ than she does) B) by that express argument, ANY relationship where one partner earns moar than the other is prostitution. It literally means if one partner stays home, they are entirely a prostitute and if you make a “good marriage”, you are a prostitute.

It’s also, OFC, even moar hilarious coming from the exact same group who endlessly yearn for PP to “date up” (which WOULD be prostitution) and bragged about her (fictitiously) being the booty call for older, richer, moar famous dudes...

Plus I thought Cole was indigent, now? How can he afford a prostitute, then?

Oh and that Ari doesn’t actually live with him/he “made” Chantal cover Bear’s neutering costs?

I mean, every day they flip it in a different direction, which one IS it?

2) Speaking of Chantal, she controls everything, including Cole...

Now, it would appear Cole gets along really, really well with Ari’s entire family, likes and respects them, etc....buuuuutt....how exactly would barely literate, “grifter country bumpkin” Chantal (and Ari) even manage this sort of influence on a famous, educated, wealthy dude (with the ability to hire any number of attorneys, etc) from a different country, anyway?

Now I’m sure the brain trust of the BB would insist they “have something on Cole”, but unless it’s solid proof he’s a premeditated murderer, I don’t think so. And if it IS that he’s a violent criminal? Whelp then they’re even worse than the BB are insisting AND criminals themselves. But I’m quite confident the BB, again, are insisting it’s cause Cole “cheated” (never happened) on the Peepster....and even if this were true (tho how TF would THEY know?), so fucking what?

Additionally, if they DO have all this dirt, are such wild puppet masters, etc...why would Ari then have to prostitute herself? Why wouldn’t they just take a big payout and run?

Also, since Cole’s an indigent loser hasbeen with a ded career, why focus on him in the first place? Such genius puppet masters (which they also insist Cole is) would surely set their sights on a bigger, better prize, no????

Oh andddd.....Cari met thru mutual LA friends who have nothing to do with Chantal, anyway....while she was dating somebody else...and then got together when she was single, after she broke up with her ex (who I seem to recall was supposedly going to show up and “kick Cole’s ass”, too)

3) Cari are transactional Pee Arr and them, most recently, celebrating their second anniversary as a couple totes proves this!!!

First off, again, why would Cole pick ARI for pee arring his career? I get, ridiculous as it was, PedoT’s fully debunked ridiculousness, but in this case, why TF? The BB are also the ones endlessly pointing out Ari is an IG/catalog model (which, again, so fucking what if she models midscale brands, so do MM/Crotchi/PP, so do lots of peeps....it’s still work, etc....), AND previously pretended Cole would “dump her once he met somebody richer/moar famous” (spoiler: he already knew lots of richer/moar famous ladies, who he routinely turned down, so nooooppppeee), so why TF would he choose to Pee Arr with a “grifter country bumpkin prostitute”, anyway????

And, per them, it’s done nothing for him, two years in, so why TF would he continue to do so? It’s as if he’s with Ari because he loves her, huh?

Additionally, plenty of couples celebrate multiple anniversaries throughout their relationship----their meeting, becoming a couple, their engagement, their wedding, blah, blah, blah....Dylbabs do so, so do lots of peeps.

LBR....SH didn’t because they split so often there was never an actual solid year (or even 3 months) of being together in a block of time, anyway....

4) Amy would neverrr....

Dude, right off the bat....noooo....while she wasn’t especially supportive of SH (for a variety of reasons), she was entirely about pimping that shit at every turn to further propel PP forward....and, make no mistake, she’s a classic stage mommmeee.....and no, the pics that were leaked were NOT just from the hackings, Amy routinely rewarded her faithful with bits and pieces of shit throughout. We all KNOW this. We have full documentation of this....

You’re talking about somebody who pointedly reached out to me and shared lies/confidential info just because I like Cole moar than PP. And when she failed to sway me (she’s not especially persuasive, BTW), proceeded to lie to Cole to block me, so I could be punished....which, dudes...it’s so creepy, weird and pathetic in and of itself, if I didn’t have written proof, etc---I’d think it was ridiculous, too! (tho not as ridiculous as all the baseless assertions the BB perpetuate in making).

5) Cole’s subscription thing is because he’s an evol, destitute, wanton puppet master, himself

A) We know that’s untrue

B) if one is true then the other must not be? If he’s such an amazing puppet master, why wouldn’t he apply those mad skillz to booking stuff? Also, what happened to the stuff he has actually booked?

I suspect I’ve missed something else, here, but these are my basic points and just, good lord, peeps, find a new hobby! Everybody else? Feel free to add...

Oh lastly, OFC:

6) We’re only doing this to ensure evvolll Cole is never able to do anything else and destroy him

Then you wouldn’t have gone in-app and keep deleting/changing urls

Then you’d have better than “cuz he smokes and maybe dated moar than one woman in the course of a year he was single”

Then you wouldn’t give peeps who ARE guilty of the shit you insist Cole is (e.g. KokeJ, Pete Davidson, PP, herself to an extent, etc) a full and free pass...

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moribundanchor · 4 years ago

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The Pelle/Dani Receipts, Post Ten: Plots

After the Ättestupa, stuff moves very, very quickly. Team Hårga ASSEMBLE. Dani has been broken down both by witnessing a gruesome senicide and being forced to look into Pelle’s earnest blue eyes and confront that not only does Christian not love her, but maybe, just maaaaaaybe, she might could love somebody else. Christian is being broken down both by contending with Josh for his mcguffin thesis and being seduced by a cute underage redhead (SO GROSS CHRISTIAN YOU HAVEN’T EVEN TALKED). Plus Simon and Connie, by virtue of completely flipping out and demanding to leave after the Ättestupa, have unwittingly nominated themselves to be off(er)ed first. Once newbloods start disappearing, they disappear at a pretty rapid clip.

Simon and Connie’s disappearances, and Christian’s shrugging indifference to both, trigger Dani big time, as she confronts both how self-absorbed Christian is and how little credit he gives Dani's thoughts. At lunch, after an upset Connie vanishes, Dani is, as usual, seated between Christian and Pelle. As the scene opens, Dani’s back is to Christian and we can’t even see her face because she is looking into Pelle’s smiling eyes. For several seconds. They’re not talking. Just...looking. Like you do. With your buddy what was holding you on your bed and telling you how you deserved better than Christian. And this is the first time we see them since Ari’s impish smash cut from Dani hesitating on the verge of something to Dan’s crushed head.

Dani does eventually ask after Connie, prompting Jarl to give her the super believable official story that she was driven to the train station. Sure, Jarl. And Dani is still having a hard time buying that Simon would just leave without Connie. Especially in the Director’s Cut, we see how Dani notices how devoted they are to each other. But Christian is dismissive, and Dani goes cold. “I could see you possibly doing that,” she says. YASSSS QUEEN. She’s looking straight ahead, jaw set and eyes flinty, as Christian asks her, “What that’s supposed to mean?” She doesn’t answer and Christian should be grateful because the energy is very FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT. As it is, we just see Pelle notice and quickly look away, hiding a spreading smile that is practically another hit of the sunshine motif. Meanwhile, Mark is lured away by Inga, a different kind of fool for love.

Simon, Connie, and Mark down; who’s next? Josh! Thesis Goggles strapped on tight, Josh sneaks into the temple to take pictures of the Rubi Radr and is summarily dispatched by an unknown Hårgan male. (2000 quatloos on Ingemar.) We do get a little gratuitous Pelle shirt changing the next morning (which Dani notices and quickly looks away from), and that’s important, but not as a hint that Pelle killed Josh. To begin with, there’s a bunch of reasons Pelle is unlikely to have killed Josh, not least of which our theory about why he isn’t sacrificed at the end: a) We see Pelle in bed when Josh sneaks out, b) even assuming there’s a secret door, Pelle really would have had to book it to get in there behind Josh and we see Josh make it to the temple without any indication of being followed, and c) assuming Pelle was involved in murdering or butchering Josh, we think he probably would have brought a spare shirt. Come on. He did the cake thing.

Pelle changing his shirt is not just eye candy/misdirection though. It’s actually a clever direction from Ari. If you notice, from this point until the Fire Temple ceremony, Pelle is wearing a different shirt with a different rune, Wunjo in black thread, NOT Fehu in blue. We will get more into this in Post Twelve, but Wunjo (”joy”) is an incredibly positive rune that represents everything we know Dani craves: joy, perfection, harmony, overcoming alienation, kinship and family. It literally describes positive, healthy wishes coming true. Pelle wearing this rune on the day Dani wins the dance competition and he kisses her is incredibly significant and indicates not just his intentions, but it shades the meanings of Dani’s runes as well. He is practically wearing a nametag that says, Hi, my name is Dani’s True Love.

At breakfast, Christian is icy about Josh, butthurt that Josh isn’t letting him steal his thesis with good humor, and Elder Sten announces the Rubi Radr is missing. Pelle, as usual, sneaks a look at Dani, presumably to see whether she’s buying it. The real Pelle/Dani content comes afterward, when Sten and Arne question them about Josh and Mark’s whereabouts and make insinuations about the missing Rubi Radr. (Everyone just step back and consider for a second this is all really for Dani’s benefit. While Christian's [sort of] consent clearly is important, they could have drugged him and gotten what they wanted from him at any point here. Dani is the one they want for keeps, and all these elaborate ruses only further isolate Dani from Christian and cushion her absorption into the family.) Everybody just...sort of assumes Mark is snuggling Inga still, I guess, but Christian cannot sell out Josh fast enough, and Dani and Pelle both look at him with undisguised revulsion. Meanwhile, Pelle does take responsibility for his missing friends and the missing holy text, and thus Odd magically appears (Pelle might be fidgeting his fingers or he might be affekting a secret message to Arne during this scene, too) and he’s given leave to go...look for them. [shifty eyes]

It’s much like the birthday plot. Pelle gives Christian an opportunity to basically be himself, which makes Pelle doing the right thing, even something as simple and baseline human as not immediately forsaking your friend, a total repudiation.

Speaking of Christian being himself, while we don't believe Pelle killed anyone, he's laser focused on helping Christian get himself sacrificed. He takes every chance to stoke Christian’s most selfish impulses from his very first line, and more than that, he really seems to enjoy Christian’s fall. Again, Ari Aster doesn’t make many things in this film simple and plain, but Pelle’s delight in Christian’s corruption is one of those things. We already talked about the smirking in the Director’s Cut version of the car scene and the birthday setup, but once the plots start spinning, we get so much more.

First, Pelle encourages Christian to think of Maja sexually by teasing him about her “taking a liking” to him and informing him she is of the age of consent. His affect is so permissive and tempting, as though Dani doesn't exist and Pelle is only being his wingman, and when Christian replies "Good for her" a little too grumpily, we know Pelle's aim was true. Pelle visibly savors Christian’s predicament. And he's aware of every bit of the spellcasting on Maja's end. When Christian eats and drinks the pie and beverage with (ahem) a little love story added by Maja, Pelle restrains a smile and a laugh. (This is the same lunch scene where Dani snipes at Christian, so he must have been high-fiving Ingemar behind the chicken coop afterward.) Later, Pelle smirks and watches from the corner of his eye as Ulla tempts Christian with special tea during the dance competition. This scene is particularly loaded in the Director's Cut, where Siv has made it explicit to Christian that Pelle showed Maja his picture prior to their arrival in Hårga. Yet when Christian takes a seat next to Pelle, he says nothing, knowing everything, and neither does Pelle. The masks are all but off. Christian knows what he’s going to do, and he’s ashamed; Pelle knows what Christian is going to do, and he’s triumphant.

And most sexily damningly, when Christian succumbs to a nice puff of paralysis powder courtesy of Father Odd, we see (and Christian sees) Pelle peep in through the chicken coop door. In the script, Pelle is described as looking away in shame, but that’s definitely not the Pelle we have on film. Film Pelle is HERE FOR IT. Film Pelle is gloating. And we think he really wants Christian to know it was him in the end, not out in front, but behind the scenes. While one could look at all of this as a refutation of Vilhelm Blomgren’s emphasis in interviews that Pelle is full of love or proof positive that Pelle is actually a (gasp) villain, consider that, flashes of annoyance at Mark aside, he doesn’t show that kind of animosity toward the others. Mark is willfully ignorant and gross; Josh is disrespectful in the sense that he wants to mine Hårga for his own gratification and ambition. But Christian is the only one he clearly delights in destroying, and that destruction is consonant with his love. Because of Dani. Soft, love-filled Hårgan boy loves Dani enough to hate someone for her sake, and that is a fucked-up wish fulfillment fantasy, make no mistake, but...it is still a very valid and common and powerful wish-fulfillment fantasy. That chicken coop smirk is, at its core, just as much an act of love as the birthday sketch. Dani is one of his family. He will lure his friends to their deaths for all of them, but he will scheme Christian to death just for her.

What? Just because it’s unhealthy doesn’t make it less true.

For more, click on The Pelle/Dani Receipts Masterpost

#the pelle/dani receipts #pelle/dani #pelle x dani #dani/pelle #dani x pelle #pellani #midsommar #the pelle dani receipts

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yourpakichic · 4 years ago

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Episode 7 thoughts

-The way Serkan was just staring at Eda and memorizing her while giving her the gift... 😍😍😍

-The tenderness and longing in their eyes while saying good night..... how are these fools gonna say goodbye forever when they look like that saying good night.

-That moment between mom and son was so cute. It’s funny cause Alptekin sounds exactly like Serkan and Mrs. Aydan seems like she desires the same things as Eda in a man, fun/unpredictable/exciting.

- Serkan hates surprises clearly as Seyfi comes to warn him about Aydan’s plans. Up until a few days ago, he even would’ve been upset at the fact that Eda might plan something without his permission but the fact that he now expected something from her because that’s what her personality really shows that he understands her a little better now. And the fact that she didn’t plan anything for his birthday as he expected, he gets worried about her behavior.

-Eda’s thoughts of Serkan being a magician were so important. I think Eda is scared of being left alone/behind. If we remember, that’s what her last boyfriend did too. And with her family trauma, she clearly has abandonment issues. So it’s only natural for her to build walls and protect herself. Kind of heartbreaking to think that underneath her full-of-life personality, is just a girl longing to be loved and taken care of.

-“We’re going home, Ms. Eda”. I cannot wait for the day those words will be for real.

-Out of everyone, Engin is the only one who can really pick up on Serkan’s mood. I’m glad Serkan has a friend who can talk to him logically. Everyone else seems to kind of give into his opinions and his character which just feeds his “cold” persona where as Engin can reason with him.

-That whole scene of Eda making that bouquet for Selin and talking to Ceren was so heartbreaking. Trying to process her emotions while making a gift for fake fiance’s ex-girlfriend….that’s rough. I’m glad that she told Ceren about the situation. Out of the girls, it makes sense that she tells Ceren. As much as I love Fifi and Melo, I think they would be too into their own reactions and feelings about the truth that it wouldn’t be helpful to Eda. Whereas Ceren, she is the voice of reason and logic in this group. She can help Eda through this situation in a logic way. Not to mention she is a lawyer and a damn good one at that. If anyone knows about contracts and loopholes around it, it would be her.

-Kaan....this man really knows how to create a mess and ruin my babies lives. Sometimes anatagonists will give you something that might make you feel for them (like Selin) but this man…in every scene is just pure evil.

-I loved how Serkan kept looking for her/at her. He observes and notices her so much.

-Literally just see heartbreak on their faces throughout the whole conversation where Serkan is confronting Eda about her behavior towards him. He’s so hurt by her distance. And she’s hurting herself trying to distance herself.

-Alptekin is trash and I don’t want to hear anything else.

-He’s so butthurt about his dinner with Selin that Eda organized. Homeboy, Eda gave you a chance to cancel, but your pride said no. Like Engin said, can’t you put your pride aside for once. Serkan really be frustrating me.

-Serkan observing the night view like Eda told him....just so adorable. He is completely immersed into her words and outlook on life. She has changed him in the most subtle ways.

-I think the conversation between Selin and Serkan was interesting. While Serkan came off very offensive in this scene for me, I liked that Selin was defensive. She was clearly hurt by their breakup too and I think she is absolutely right in that Serkan is being selfish in creating a life but not letting her create one. I don’t want Selin and Serkan back together but I also want Selin to be happy and Serkan makes that hard with the constant digs at her choice in life partner. I get that Serkan doesn’t like Ferit due to his affiliation with Kaan but also he does use his past relationship and feelings to manipulate Selin to leave Ferit, which is so unfair to the girl. Also, Serkan thinking he’s not good enough for Eda.... baby boy you got a lot of work to do to be good enough for her.

-The dinner with Selin was supposed to be a test for him. As Eda stated, going to dinner with Selin is something he’s been wanting. And she’s practically set it up for him to succeed. All he has to do is show up and spend his birthday with Selin. That will let Selin know Serkan chose her. He goes to the dinner but his mind in entirely with Eda. The fact that he came and found her, to spend his birthday with his fiancé, that in fine print, means that he chose her. Not only did he come to eat at a “local” place with her, they teased each other. And he just stares at her, like if he blinks, she might disappear. They really only have eyes for each other. I can die right now.

-Also, someone pointed out on Twitter the colors of the chairs they sit in. As Eda was explaining colors of the mugs, red is for love white blue is for happiness. Eda is sitting in red chair (meaning she’s in love) and Serkan is sitting in a blue chair (cause he’s happy to spend his birthday with her). That’s so sneaky yet nice details.

-The way Serkan looks up at Eda after blowing the candle.... like he wished to be with her. I really hope there is a scene in the future where we find out what he wishes for under the stars in Antalya and for his birthday and I hope it was related to Eda.

-Eda’s gift to Serkan was such an original and wonderful idea. She gave him the world. That is so poetic.

-Engin/Pyril/Ceren. I have never been more confused on who to ship. At first I was all for Engin/Ceren. But since the Antalya episode and some following scenes, I think Pyril/Engin would be so cute. It’s very clear that Engin likes Pyril but she doesn’t open up to him the same way. But I love how jealous Pyril gets of Engin/Ceren. But I also love how Ceren has Engin to talk to and vice versa. I guess I have no choice but to see how it plays out. All I know is that I will not stand for Ceren getting hurt in anyway. On that note, CEREN IS A BADASS AND I STAN.

-Engin/Kaan/Serkan. I wonder how long before we find out what happened. Clearly Serkan and Kaan were always competing, even as children but now as adults as Serkan says “Nothing is just for work”. Clearly their competition is deep rooted in some personal fight. And I how bad it was because it seems like as children, they were a trio. So what exactly did Kaan do that Engin is so mad at him to be on Sekan’s side.

-She said no to coming to his house so homeboy decided to find a way to spend the whole day with her. Peep his smile in the car. He can’t get enough of her.

-Ayfer got witch powers and no one can convince me otherwise. I love how Melo really spilled everything out. I hope that there is no trouble between her and Eda and more than that, I hope that it doesn’t cause more problems between Eda and Serkan.

-so, that last scene. WOW. SHOOK. So as much as I hated Serkan’s outburst, it actually aligns with his character. Serkan is smart about his business so it’s not a surprise that he figured that Eda was the only one with the folder and therefore any leak had to come from that. Serkan doesn’t really yet possess the ability to hear someone out. He’s very cut throat, straight to the point and that’s exactly what he does. He doesn’t give Eda a chance to explain. To him, he’s connecting dots whether or not they make sense or anything. And it was even easier for him to blame Eda because he was emotionally hurt by her distance so he uses that to blame her and claim it as part of her guilt. For Serkan Bolat, everything has to have a reason behind it and a logical one. So him blaming Eda for the leak and then justifying her distance on that leak sounded reasonable to him.

-Moving onto my girl Eda. Bless. She really didn’t get a break this episode. I think this was the final straw for Eda. The whole episode, Eda wanted Serkan to trust her. She kept looking for the smallest little way that might prove he does but in the end she didn’t really get that. So the fact that he now blames her for this big issue is really gonna break any hope/idea she may have had of being with Serkan because he just proved to her that he has no trust/faith in her.

Overall: A lot happened this episode and I loved every bit of it. My favorite thing about the episode was how it was centered around Serkan and Eda’s emotions and their confusion. Although it can be frustrating, it also is a joy to watch! The angst was strong and I for one had trouble breathing through it. I can’t wait to see how their relationship evolves through this chaos and hopefully we’ll get more scenes of them being intimate with their emotions.

#sen cal kapimi #eda x serkan #eda yıldız #serkan bolat #turkish drama #edser #you knock on my door #hande erçel #kerem bürsin

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jiminies-ahmee · 6 years ago

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CAR RIDES WITH BF!BTS

SEOKJIN

seokjin is the type to play power ballads in the car

maybe a bit of beyonce bc, y'all know our seokjinnie is diva

and at the traffic lights ppl will literally be able to HEAR the both of you busting your lungs singing

and you’ll have synchronised dance moves all down-packed to all the songs

but seokjin isn’t one for EXTREMELY late night drives, bc he likes his beauty sleep

however, he is definitely into fast food drive thrus

he’ll make those iconic ‘hmmm’ and ‘wahhh’ noises and soon, it’ll rub off on you too

it might be a good idea to let seokjin drive at all times bc you’ll be laughing way too hard at his attempts at jokes

OMG

YOU’D LAUGH SO HARD WHEN ITS RAINING AND SEOKJIN’S FORCED TO TURN THE WINDSHIELD WIPERS ON

it’d be silent in the car for a few moments

and then you’d break into a laugh

and then seokjin would laugh

and it’d just be a mess

y'all would be a mess

a hot ass, diva mess

YOONGI

oh it wouldn’t be silent all the time

but sometimes it would be

bc either you were having a nap

or yoongi was having a nap

and he napped in the backseat

it would warm your heart to hear his soft snores bc YES FINALLY your baby is getting his much-deserved sleep

yoongi would always wake up to the smell of food tho, bc you knew he’d be hungry when he woke up

and that sorta rubbed off on him

when you would wake up in the passenger seat after dozing off, yoongi would have brought you your absolute favourite foods

and even tho you didnt know it, yoongi had really gone out of his way to get it for you - just to see you smile

bc he had quite literally gone off course and done a u-turn just to get the food for ya

he a sweetie, not a meanie

and there’d sometimes be some RNB or trap music playing in the background

but it was almost always piano instrumentals

bc even tho he wouldnt admit it to you, that instrument truly was his first love

but it helped him find you <3

NAMJOON

now car time for namjoonie is inspiration time

actually no, all the time is inspiration time

when you’re behind the wheel, you’ll literally be having a convo with joon and he’d just be like ‘ooh’ or ‘yes’ out of nowhere

and you glance at him and he’s got his nose in his notebook, quickly scribbling lyrics in his secret book

(it isn’t secret to you tho bc he’s shared all the lyrics he’s ever written with you)

and then he’d realise he quite literally cut you off, so he’ll look up at you and apologise profusely

“i did it again, didn’t i?” “it’s okay joonie, you can take the man out of the studio but you can’t take the studio of the man”

he’d do that shy giggle he does with his hand over his mouth when you say that

but other times, when namjoon’s the one behind the wheel - mind you this does not happen regularly bc you aren't afraid to admit that you fear for you life when namjoon is the one driving

he’d play all of those amazing and beautiful songs he recommends through twitter and when he’d give you the aux cord

oh boy

“this song is so good! quick, tweet it, y/n!” “who sings this? this is littttttt”

y’all will just be singing in the strangest of tones but there’ll always be that one, heavenly moment when you’ll cut it out and literally harmonise by ACCIDENT

and joon will just stare at you and you’ll stare at him before realising

“JOON THE LIGHT’S GREEN, MOVE, OH MY GOD!”

HOSEOK

i think you already know where this is going

hoseok does not sit still in the car unless he is tired

and that is a rare event

he’s always groovin’ and moovin’

even if you accidentally switch the station to some random one that’s playing ethnic music

he’s poppin’ and lockin’ and no one can stop him someone stop me

but anyways, hoseok is the one who ultimately brought you out of your shell

his dancing and his aura of pure happiness has been passed onto you and so you’re always dancing in the car too

and you two are the type to take videos of it (obv the person in passenger seat is taking the video, don't snapchat and drive peeps xx) and post them to twitter and instagram and all that jazz

car time with hobi is forever and always a fun time

but honey, let’s not forget that as well as dancing and spitting fire, this sunshine can SING

if a ballad comes on, oh boy, you better make sure that seatbelt real tight or you’re going to fly out the window

he literally leaves you speechless sometimes with his vocals

and you don't tell him, but you always manage to record him when he's singing in the car

and you save them for when he’s away on tour that way you can keep hobi in your pocket and keep him close

JIMIN

this lil mochi, my peachy boy, is the dude that’ll look cool af in the car

even if you two are on your way late at night to get something to eat

you're out there wearing no paints, socks and slides and one of jimin’s shirts that are oversized for even him

whilst ya boy is out there wearing sweatpants and a random tee but still looking fine af

#thepowerofparkjimin

and you’d complain about it sometimes bc he’d want to go into the place to eat and you’re like

???? “do you see what i look like park jimin?”

and he’d be like “yes, you look ethereal, now let’s go”

he’d always hold your hand in the car

and when he needed to use two hands on the wheel he’d literally grab onto your hard -0.4 seconds after his hand was free

whenever you two would go driving together you’d always let jimin drive bc you knew he liked it and he didn’t get to do much of it during other times

omg you’d try to be sly and snap a few pics of him bc goddamn, but he’d realise and pull the silliest faces just to make you laugh

“yah, stop taking pictures, what are you? my personal paparazzi?” he’d tease

song wise, i feel like it’s either really soft music with jimin or like…. hardcore suggestive music

with soft music he’d be holding your hand and sing along quietly

but with the suggestive music well…. he’d just wriggle his eyebrows at you and smirk bc HA ITS SO FUNNY ISNT IT

“should i change the song, y/n? but i like it :(“

TAEHYUNG

oooft this boy

he’ll call you up randomly at the most ungodly of hours asking if you wanted to go for a drive

you’d always say yes bc why would you say no???

and so he’d pick you up and the two of you would just drive around the city

soft jazz music in the background bc taehyung has pretty cool and eccentric taste

and he’d just hum along

which would quite literally put you to sleep sometimes

and tae would just giggle bc wow you're so cute

but at other times - like when the rest of the world is awake - it’d be lively music

bc tae needs to wake up and so do you

it’d be so funny bc tae would play english songs and he wouldnt know some of the words

and he’d just start blabbering sounds that he thought sounded similar enough to the actual lyrics

(if this aint me with kpop tho)

and he’d just be such a great person to be in the car with

sometimes it’d be quiet between the two of you bc just being with one another was enough

or sometimes the two of you would just be laughing so hard at a story tae was telling

or sometimes it’d be a bit of a deep, emotional convo about the past or things that tae or even you just need to get off your chests

and you loved each and every one of those moments

bc tae made everything fun

even if you were both bawling your eyes out in a parking lot after getting a little carried away with your deep chats, he’d fail at cracking a joke and you’d both be a giggling, crying mess

but tae still thought you were the prettiest thing, so don't you worry a bit xx

JUNGKOOK

alright this boy

sometimes the two of you would spend more time arguing over who got to drive than actually sitting in the damn car

usually it’d be settled with an arm wrestle or whoever simply got to the driver’s seat first

you both have a few bumps and bruises bc of the second scenario

it’d be funny sometimes to watch kook drive tho bc he’d get a little rusty after tour and he’d just sit there in the driver’s seat completely zoned out

“kookie, you have to switch the ignition on, buddy. we’re losing daylight here.”

but the both of you would have this set playlist and set songs where the both of you would have individual parts

like you’d do duets together in the car

sometimes rap, sometimes pop, sometimes ballads

but y’all put your all in each and every song and the both of you would sometimes make it a competition to see who could sing better

jungkook would sing songs trot style lmao

and sometimes you’ll be out of breath by the time you reach your destination

but it’s all good

you’d also spend a lot of time in the parking lots of fast food restaurants bc foooooddd

and you’d always scold jungkook bc he’d always buy too much food but still manage to scoff it all down

“jeon jungkook, how the hell are we going to eat all of this?”

lol within 10 minutes the food’s all gone sis, you both scoffed it all

“i told you you’d eat it all”

roasting each other all the time

and then having to cheer up a butthurt jungkook bc he took it to heart just a lil bit

“jungkook, i’m joking”

oh and sometimes you’d grab his hand while he was driving and he’d get all startled

and you’d laugh at him

but he’d just grip onto your hand tighter till it hurt a little

“ow!”

“oh sorry, i just forget how strong i am sometimes”

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witchangelnekora · 7 years ago

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Something i need to vent about.

Yesterday, my friendo @northeastartist was feeling very down cause some TOTAL FREAKIN’ ASSPIPE decided to be Acephobic towards Asexuals, while at the same time praising her friend for being Biro-Ace and bashing her for being CisHet-Ace. That is NOT RIGHT! And then i saw a post saying that Asexuals aren’t valid in the LGBTQA+ community! WHAT THE CRAP?! That’s what the “A” in that title stands for!

Guys, i wanted to reach through the computer and absolutely smack this person in the face. Hard. With a hard plastic mixing spoon.

Just because you don’t like sex, it doesn’t make you a bad person!

Just cause you’re Hetero-romantic, it doesn’t make you a sicko!

Just because Porn grosses you out, It doesn’t make you a monster!

Just because you’re more into cuddling, kissing, snuggling a person and loving them for their personality and just being a normal human instead of loving what’s between their legs, DOES NOT MAKE YOU A DEMON OR NOT VALID!!

I, myself am Bi-Panromantic with a preference for men, and one stigma about being Bi is that people think just cause we are sexually attracted to both Men and Women that we’re gonna be unfaithful whores. BULLCRAP. I’ve had Bi-Friends that are faithfully married to people that made them the happiest person in the world! Also, We’re not limited to Biological Men or Women, we also love Trans Men and Trans Women, for they’re as beautiful as any person that’s on this planet! It doesn’t matter if you’ve got a Peen or a Love-Clam, both sets, or hell, even identify as an alien that has no parts, we love you for whom you are inside.

My best friend is an amazing girl with art skills, as she made my channel art (and some fantastic Valentine’s Day gift art, y’all should go check her out and check her Redbubble), And she is Asexual, beautiful, and her opinion is just as valid as someone that isn’t Ace. If you think an Ace’s opinion doesn’t matter, Here’s what you should do:

One: Kindly shut the hell up.

Two: Take a roll of Gorilla Tape and rip off a good amount.

Three: Place over mouth and remove once you get it through your thick-ass skull that ALL sexualities are valid and beautiful, regardless of whom they are.

Lemme say this in a way you can understand me.

Gay people are Wonderful people that are full of pride and love! So what if they’re not into girls? Who cares?! They’re happy being what they are, and if you’re a homophobe, There’s the door. Leave. GO.

Bisexuals are Beautiful and we are accepting of other people regardless of what others think! A lot of wonderful people out there are Bi and they’re all just as amazing as anyone else on the spectrum!

Straight people are cool as well, cause sure, you may love the opposite sex, but i know a LOT of hetero-peeps that are accepting of other genders, sexualities and lifestyles, and they are MAJOR Allies in our community because they understand that Love is Love, and Love is beautiful between all couples, not just man and woman, but Woman/Woman, man/man, among other combos of couples out there, cause the spectrum is wide and beautiful, and they themselves know it! Sure, there’s a lot of homophobes out there, but here’s a fact: Hating will get you NOWHERE in life. All it’ll do is just cause trouble and a loooooooooot of butthurt in the future cause all Homophobes wanna do is bash people for their lifestyle choice and drag them down to their level, making them feel disgusting for what they’ve done all because it doesn’t fit in their “perfect world”. Well, News flash....It’s better to be Unique than be Cookie Cutter. So Straight Allies of the LGBTQA+ Community, Wave your freak flag high and show your pride towards helping others find happiness in their part of the world!

Lesbians are Awesome people that are just as loving as everyone else, because loving the opposite gender is NOT disgusting, it’s a beautiful thing! Hell, did you know some people all throughout history were either Lesbian, Gay or very accepting of other people like that? It was even rumored that Marie Antoinette was a lesbian herself, as she preferred the company of women more than men, and was rumored to have a fling with a Countess!

Asexuals are 100% Valid, beautiful peeps that deserve a LOT more respect.Just because you don’t like sex, pr0n, or even the thought of any of that, it doesn’t make you a bad person, it just makes you a person that should be loved, respected for your choice, and accepted just as much as someone that isn’t an Ace! Cuddling, kissing, Snuggling, it’s all just as good if not better! Cause sex isn’t everything, you know. Sometimes you just wanna cuddle up to someone and just unwind with a good book or a movie, without having to feel pressured into something you don’t want to do cause it makes you uncomfortable. NOT EVERYONE LIKES WHAT YOU LIKE, GET IT?! If you like Sex, that’s cool. If you don’t? That’s cool too! Do what makes you happy and comfortable!

Transgender people are Fantastic people, and that you should respect them for whom they choose to be! Trans Men and Trans Women are people just like us and should NEVER be harmed for whom they are!

Gender-Neutral people are adorable people too, cause they too, are valid people and they just wanna be loved by everyone else!

Agender, Cisgender, Genderqueer (and all other gender types that i can’t remember at this moment) people are just as valid and loved as everyone else and you should respect that person’s decision to go by different pronouns.

People that are still questioning their own sexuality are still people! They just don’t know what part of the spectrum they fit into, and that’s all right! It’s their choice to pick what they wanna be!

Also, being Heteroromantic, Biromantic, Panromantic, Aceromantic, ANY kind of Romantic such as this, is a beautiful thing too, cause everyone has a preference for what kind of person they wanna be with!

What i’m trying to say is: ALL PEOPLE REGARDLESS OF RACE, SEXUALITY, GENDER, BODY TYPE, AND OTHER FACTORS ARE BEAUTIFUL, VALID, AND WILL ALWAYS BE INCLUDED IN THE LGBTQA+ COMMUNITY AND IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT, THEN UNFOLLOW ME NOW, CAUSE I ACCEPT EVERYONE REGARDLESS OF WHOM THEY ARE AS A PERSON!

To all haters....Such as Cisphobes, Biphobes, Homophobes, Acephobes, or just people that hate people that just wanna live their lives in happiness with the person they wanna be with regardless of their preference in life-path...

-points to imaginary door-

There’s the mother-flippin’ door. Don’t let it hit’cha where the good Lord and Lady Split’cha. GTFO and take a good long look at yourself. Cause even if you think it’s a “Sin” for someone to love another human being regardless of gender or sexual preference, Then you don’t deserve to be in this community. There are many beautiful people in all religions, all walks of life.

There’s Gay Christians, Bisexual Pagans, Lesbian Christians, Asexual Wiccans, Transgender Buddhists,You can be any sexuality you want, any religion you want, any gender you want, and still be a 100% Valid person in this world.

Me?

I’m a proud Bisexual-Panromantic 29 year old Wiccan-Witch Combo with a wonderful Asexual best friend, and i’ll always fight for what i believe in, because as i said before....

It’s best to be Unique in this world, Than Cookie Cutter and boring.

BOOM.

Mic Drop.

See ya, Nekora Out.

#LGBTQ anti-bullying #LGBTQA+#LGBTLove #love towards all people #asexuals are valid #bisexuals are valid #all sexualities are valid

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anthonybuddhawhite · 6 years ago

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anxiety-trademark · 4 years ago

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The week in review:

Raw 11/02 NXT 11/04 NXT UK 11/05 Smackdown 11/06

Raw:

Alexa just says, “he could be here,” then starts laughing. She’s like a walking red flag.

Love the difference in ‘play’ and ‘pain’, and I love how she’ll wave with either one depending on her intentions. Interesting to note that she’s left-handed, so every time she uses her right for ‘play’ it is absolutely a conscious decision.

Great editing to have Alexa disappear.

Randy’s got a hard life rn lmao.

Mandy and Dana’s gear looks fantastic.

Wow Lana is hella ballsy coming out there during their tag match.

Mandy Rose trying to use Octopus stretch? What an interesting world we live in.

I understand that Dana and Mandy might want the tag titles, I’m just not sure it’s wise to be fighting your future teammates ahead of SvS :/

Dana and Mandy do good team work, I just wish they’d work on the timing for their synchronized cartwheel + kick combo.

Pretty suplex, Shayna. Shayna’s probably the nicest most harmless bull you’ve ever seen. I become more and more of a fan every week.

Damn Mandy plays perfect defense but Shayna kicked out. Good teamwork though.

So Lana’s a face now because Nia and Shayna are assholes who have been tormenting her for like 7ish weeks? Do I have that right?

Oh sad, Lana accidentally screwed Dana and Mandy out of winning the titles. Ahhhh this is why Lana has no friends.

Lmfaooo. “What cuz [Lana’s] a little butthurt that I put her through a table?” “You put Lana through six tabl--” “I TOLD you NOT to say her name in my presence.” pffftt bye.

Weak finish to that promo. Hella rude to threaten to end someone’s career though, Nia. Hella rude.

I love Alexa’s enthusiasm when she’s the Firefly Funhouse version of herself.

Bro what the fuck. Christ these always have so much to digest.

I don’t... I don’t know what exactly her trick is... was that blood? Are we going for blood? That didn’t look like blood. It looked like melted fucking organs or something (or melted down candy/licorice/gelatin but let’s not get meta and ruin the fun)

I love the contacts. That’s an interesting look that I wish she’d carry on in her present day matches once she transforms into her evil, alternate self. Also noted that he used his ‘heal’ hand to turn her into the blood spitting, warped version... and I think it was the same last time, right? Was it his ‘heal’ hand last time? What does that mean in his eyes??

These are such a mindfuck ever since she joined his Funhouse. That’s not a complaint.

Why are they having Nia fight in 2 matches tonight? Why couldn’t they push this off a week?

First off, I really don’t like Lacey and Peyton together, and I’m actually quite fond of Lacey. She’s not the best worker, but she’s a fantastic entertainer, and that deserves much more respect than a random tag team with Peyton Royce.

Second, LOL at Shayna immediately clearing off the announce table. This is gonna be tragic and unfair. If I’m Lana, why the hell would I accept this match? Ego? WHAT EGO DOES LANA HAVE lol. This should be pointless in her eyes.

Lana your bravery isn’t gonna get you shit. Is Asuka gonna come out? Cuz that’s the only way you survive this.

Normally you won’t hear me cry about no selling like the dumbass iwc, but Lana did a pretty fucking high worked kick and should’ve nailed Nia in the side of the head/neck. Why wasn’t there a reaction to that? Lame. That should’ve stunned Nia at the very least. Made her flinch? Anything??

LMAO Nia just called her a pathetic piece of crap. Rolling.

Nia breaks up the pinfall attempt on Lana herself x2. Fantastic heel work. Don’t see that enough.

Peep the red marks on Lana’s back. Sad.

Fuck man, table number 7. That’s... that’s sad. Pretty bummed that NOBODY will come help her. 7 fucking times, whew.

Having a lot of the women appear multiple times tonight. Looking at how the Raw women’s division is being booked, I gotta say, SD is kinda over-bloated.

Oh cool I can actually see Alexa’s white tattoo on her shoulder blade in this lighting.

Nikki I’d advise you to not speak ill of the fiend. Also lesbireal, you iced her out the second you didn’t win the title against Bayley all those months ago.

Fucking LOVE those contacts why weren’t they a permanent part of her look as this version???

Highlight: Firefly Funhouse

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NXT:

Ahh I love Dakota and Raquel’s matching colors.

Tbf, Dakota is a stepping stone, she just SHOULDN’T be cuz she’s way too good for that.

Dakota is so fucking scrawny. I really hope she isn’t just deemed a jobber on the MR. She needs to keep that speed up or bulk up a little.

lolol you know what Ember, you fucked around and ate a ringpost. Serves you right.

Nice armbar, Dakota. Now sit up and lock in the dis-arm-her (she won’t)

Dakota’s leading this match, peeped that call.

Ember’s suicide dive is so vicious. Like a missile straight up impaling her opponent.

LOL Dakota dodged the second. Again serves you right, the double suicide dive is Seth’s move.

Damn Dakota fucking NAILED her with that kick upside the head. You seeing stars Ember? Cuz you should be seeing stars. That was NOT a thigh slapper, that had an audible pop.

Yeahhh Dakota is absolutely the face in this match and you cannot tell me different. Ember’s arrogance is infuriating. Girl legit failed on the MR and she comes down there with an ego (in kf) tf outta here.

Love how people in nxt are constantly trying to use the Bank Statement but it NEVER looks as good as Sasha’s. Take a hint.

Love how Dakota utilizes these arm bars, that’s so random to me, has she always used submissions? Probably.

Why are we showing Ember dramatically hulk up like I care?

“This is Ember’s law” WHAT IS EMBER’S LAW FFS

HAHA atta girl Dakota, atta girl. That’s the homie, good for you. Fuck Ember’s law.

Shotzi PLEASE I could actually like you if you didn’t make me want to punch my 27″ monitor every time you fucking howled.

Also why you’d ever choose to face Toni over Rhea is beyond me but whatever.

This is not a whole new Toni Storm. You’re the friggin same. Ember has changed more than you and she didn’t even have a heel turn.

And why is the term ‘stepping stone’ being shoved down my throat this week?

Interesting that Io has chosen to tie things up with Rhea, but that’s to be expected. See now, if I was wwe, I would’ve called up Rhea immediately after this title match took place, but I already know that doesn’t happen.

Odd that they never show footage of Charlotte when they play back clips of In Your House. Triple h really that salty that she beat Rhea? Fuck man, Rhea needed that loss. Did her good.

Io: “I’m not afraid of Nightmare” I liked that.

“2020 has been complete trash,” what a babyface line by Rhea tbh.

Rhea idk when you’ll get to hold the gold again, but it’s not gonna be anytime soon. Your best hope is that you’ll win the Royal Rumble. Your second best hope is that they’ll move you to Raw and at some point in 2021, you can potentially make the Raw women’s championship meaningful again... what with it being devalued to hell since Becky left. Your realistic hope says maybe you can hold it by the time SummerSlam 2022 rolls around.

oof Shotzi’s big mad lmao. At least we skipped her lengthy entrance and that stupid howl.

Ohhhh nooooo Shotzi botched a vault like 20 seconds in. Oh man that wasn’t even just ugly, she fucking wiped out. Yikes. Yikes. Go back to the pc hun, practice that a couple dozen times more, cuz that’s the type of shit that’s gonna keep you down in nxt.

“you gotta wonder where [Shotzi’s] mind is” sure... sure...

Oh the tank’s a nod to her cousin in the military, interesting.

That cannonball was way too high anyway, Shotzi. You were never gonna make impact with that.

Holy shit Shotzi looks sloppy as fuck tonight. Usually it’s her ring work that I compliment, but good lord. Out here looking like the low card.

“Shotzi Blackheart just has not been herself so far in this one,” no this is practically a carry.

Yikes these restholds. Awful match. Do a Storm Zero and call it a night.

Christ and Shotzi fumbles on Toni’s Northern Lights Suplex. Mk.

“This match has certainly lived up to the hype” wow then y’all have LOW expectations.

No she didn’t get all of the ddt, and she could’ve ended her damn career with a dumb move like that for some throwaway tv match. Holy shit she’s such an extreme indie performer.

WOW so we sit through this long ass dreadful fuck up of a match, do a potential career ending move, then the ref just... stops counting cuz ???? and Candice pops up on screen just to get Shotzi’s attention. Hello? WHAT IS THIS TRAINWRECK. Negative 8 points to Shotzi and Candice (just because I don’t like Candice) and plus 3 to Toni for having to deal with this bullshit on her second match in nxt.

Dumb. Toni should’ve been counted out, and she should’ve been allowed to hit Shotzi with a finisher. Dumb.

lmao fuck that tank. I don’t even like Candice, either. gg. Plus 2 points.

I thought Toni was a heel? Lame. Negative 2 points for continuity.

If Xia says the letters from her family are personal, then they’re personal. Leave her the fuck alone, tmz.

Xia vs Raquel?? Lol good luck man.

Highlight: Dakota vs Ember

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NXT UK:

Ah a squash match for Jinny, mk.

This girl looks ridiculous.

Nice impact on the Irish Whip into the corner.

Lol no selling Jinny’s stomps, ooookay.

Jinny has this aggressive wrestling style, but I feel like Bayley could toss her around lmao.

Someone give me a dollar every time Jinny calls her ‘stupid’ so I can buy a new car.

Kay so this James girl is hella athletic, that’s nice.

Rolling lightning kick? That’s your finish?? A recklessly blind heel kick while somersaulting??? Alllright, anyway.

lol plz, you’re no queen.

Ah yes a match I have ZERO interest in: Piper vs Jinny. Give KLR a squash match, I’m bored.

SPEAKING OF MY UK QUEEN

Jeeze look at KLR’s arms. Whew.

She’s so much more entertaining than the rest of the division, holy hell.

LOL KLR. Look at her sell that fear. What a fucking performer, goodbye. All the points to KLR.

Piper, KLR’s hair is way too fucking gorgeous for you to be pulling her around by it. The blatant disrespect. And you dare touch her title? Rude. RUDE.

Highlight: KLR existing

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Smackdown:

Great video package but I have to highlight the way Sasha just sat there against the ropes staring at Bayley for what, 2 minutes? Before even acknowledging she had won the title. That was fantastic.

What’s funny is I watched their hiac match live cuz I wasn’t sure Sasha would actually win, but I never bothered with this one, because I KNEW Sasha’s curse had been broken. I knew it’d be against Bayley that she’d retain her title for the first time.

kekekek Bayley’s so fucking obnoxious.

Beautiful opening sequences. Not often can people do that particular sequence with Sasha, I think I’ve only seen Becky do it on the MR (could be mistaken)

Nice baseball slide while pulling Bayley’s ankle off the apron. Smooth af.

Jeeesus Bayley launched Sasha into the air just for Sasha to smack the apron and crash hard on the floor. Points to everyone.

Bayley playing gassed as if she’s actually tired, when we all know this girl’s stamina is aces above the rest.

Beautiful elbow drop to Bayley as she’s hanging off the apron.

Bayley sort of no sells the backstabber and goes for a messy Bayley to belly as Sasha counters into her Bank Statement. The idea for that sequence was there, the execution was not.

Oh shit Bayley hit her with the Eddie Guerrero swerve that didn’t pan out, and then popped a backstabber on her. Lmao nice.

Sasha kicks out of a Bayley to belly and flying elbow. Guess we’re showcasing her resilience as a champion. Solid.

Bayley’s so fucking fast. I love watching her wrestle when she’s not spending all of her time on the defense, holy shit.

Lmao now Bayley has her in the Bank Statement. Nobody does it like Sasha though, and there’s why.

Great match, great match. Real treat. Le curse is finally broken.

Peeped Sasha kicked her in the face on the apron, just as Bayley did when she turned on her. Nice storytelling. I enjoyed the in ring stuff with these 2, but holy shit I’m glad this feud’s over.

Man oh man do I hate Mella’s lipstick lol. I do, however, like her as Sasha’s first opponent.

Nattie: “I shouldn’t have been put in that triple threat match,” Also Nattie: “I think we should do a triple threat match,” Is ‘crazy cat lady’ ALWAYS going to be Nattie’s gimmick?

I really hate seeing other women besides Charlotte wearing Gucci, and I know that’s fucking insane but it is what it is.

This should’ve been on the show, wtf wwe.

Do the commentators not know what’s fucking happening lol?

The speed of this is as if they were told they have 3 mins, make everyone shine.

Just watched a match where Charlotte hit a Natural Selection on Nattie while Nattie had the Sharpshooter applied to someone, and she bumped it perfectly. Why that Running Bulldog looked atrocious, I’ll never know.

Should’ve given me the video explaining why this match is happening. Did Sasha and Bayley go over time? Dumb that this was so rushed.

hahaha Nattie got fucked out of 2 svs team qualifying matches in a row. That’s hilarious.

Highlight: Bayley vs Sasha

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*Raw shined the brightest as a whole, but Bayley vs Sasha was the star segment of the week.

#wwe #issa review #feel free to ignore these #cuz who tf cares lesbihonest #today's props goes to:#bayley #sasha banks

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Cold Hearted Girl Blues

The “Cold Hearted Girl Blues” Anthology, & associated story ideas.

Just to be safe, TRIGGER WARNING for Disturbing Content and unhealthy attitudes that are in no way representative of reality.

Depiction =/= endorsement.

(Final order may vary)

Part A: Avoidant Attachment Style

Indifferent Girl Playlist - “The expression ‘I don’t feel so well’ makes no gramatical sense. It should be ‘I don’t feel so good’, unless you mean to imply that your ability to feel is hampered.”

Cold Hearted Girl Blues - “One Day she won’t love you either.”

Barren Heart - “The hypocricy of writing about things you know nothing about.”

There Was Nothing In Gauf’s Room - “It’s not her fault, either. What you get is what you see. ”

Failure to Manifest - “Sometimes, this situation has her feeling like she doesn’t exist.”

Cold Hearted Girl Gothic - “Just this single, isolated Conciousness.”

LEERE IST EIN PRIVILEG - “#Introvert Pride.”

Dweeb Life - “Ah, the obscure Joys of bein a shut-in”

Heroin Chick - “Involving no actual heroin.”

You're in a laundry room - “There has been a bit of a failure to connect with this world.”

Biology / inertia - “Even her happiest relationship didn’t go over without being compared to a robot at least once. Balancing extreme introversion with a live-in boyfriend.”

Diffusion - “She has no idea what she looks like. It always surprisesher what people say about her.”

Cold Blooded - “It’s a style of communication, apparently.”

Crazy Headphones Girl - “What could he possibly see in her?”

Cold Hearted Girl Erotica - “Her Kink is compartementalization, but she also dabbles in questionanble sex on drugs threesomes with a hooker.”

Cold Hearted Girl Tumblr - “Preempting the Discourse(TM). I was done with the 2010s when they were a new thing.”

Cold Hearted Girl Musings - “She tries to avoid the common pitfalls, at least in theory.”

Cold Hearted Girl Adventures - “She realizes that she’s the sort of person who breaks people’s heart; She’s like this asshole boyfriend from all these lovesongs.”

Cold Hearted Girl's Lament - “She’s usually the one who has to take it upon herself to be be the rational one and tell you ‘No’.”

Cold Hearted Girl Challenges - “Even the Best of her relationships involved her being compared to a robot at least once.”

Life is Gross - “Including the bits of it that are commonly accepted to be loveable and cute.”

Indifference II: Emotionally unavailable morally ambiguous chick - “There are character flaws, ppl. Being an asshole is generally a bad thing.”

Cyborgery I (the becomming) - “Even when she’s right with you,she’s so far away”

The Minimalist's Wet Dream - “She leads her life with a bare minimum of human contact.”

Alphabet Girl - “It would be one thing if you were competing with the universe, but it’s really her ingrown, self-absorbed world you’re playing second fiddle to.”

Peel - “You thought you could find a normal person underneath, didn’t you?”

Part B: Maladaptive Daydreaming

Endzeitromantik - “No one wants to admit these days that they ever liked NuMetal but she sees no reason to do the same.”

Unapologetic - “She’s not romanticising what she thinks you think she’s romanticising. Or so she thinks.”

Luciferosis - “She’s in love with the Devil and is planning to leave in order to be with him. Of course, she will be missed, but of course, she doesn’t care about it. She’s the sort of asshole who’d fall in love with the Devil.”

Opheliac - “There are multiple ways to be in love with the void. The most relevant ones are not featured in this piece.”

Lone Diggin' - “Going to restaurants on her own.”

The Girl In The Tower - “To preserve something valuable in safe, protected garden... that is not what you did.”

Bizarro Self - “She’s put some thought into this, actually.”

Dreamer Things - “That’s what she calls them, anyway. ‘Dreamer’ may be an euphemism here.”

Make Me Wanna Die - “She just wants to be special, probably because she has no idea what real suffering is. Words mean things, you know?”

Favorite Love Songs - “Though her real life is barren and deprived, she has a rich inner life. Well, then again, how ‘rich’ can an ‘inner life’ be that only ruminates tiny indirect tidbits of information?”

There Is A Little Harley Quinn In All Of Us - “Unpacking the Whole Badboy Complex. It’s not what you think it is.”

Strange Little Girl - “You really should be going.”

Abstract Dreams - “She doesn’t think they mean anything but she’s willing to indulge the thoughts.”

Joy, Joy, Joy, the Melancholia Rolercoaster. - “She likes to think she has feelings.”

Immortelle - “Involving no Actual Immortals.”

I Feel Personally Victimized By Those 19th Century Romanticists - “Even I am not sure what she’s trying to rove here.”

My Fantasy - “Her kink is apparently freezing to death.”

Cyborgery II - “She envies people whose calloused hands show their dedication to their passion.”

Reality Death - “Silly Rabbit, of course the world keeps turning when you’re not there to observe it anymore.”

Dandelion - “The flower that blooms in adversity is the rarest and most beautiful of all. But sometimes it’s better to be the Dandelion, which can take root anywhere and everywhere.”

Plunge - “If there’s some A grade deaster going on, she obviously won’t miss out on watching.”

Fairytale Ending - “My favorites were Sleeping Beauty and ‘The Salt Princess’. Go on and psychoanalyze me.”

Recontextualizing - “She has different words for it now.”

Peeping Tommie - “It’s at it’s purest where it belongs the least. Or perhaps she just grew the fuck up.”

Paper Flowers - “She’d like to think they mean something.”

Part C: Exercises in Counterdependency

The Butthurt Electra Playlist - “She’s got enough self-awareness to call it that, but not enough to realize it was a bad idea.”

She Will Have her Revenge - “She’ll come back as Fire/ To Burn All the Liars/ Leave a Blanket of Ash on the Ground.”

Hate Poems - “Or: Giving yourself Headaches over people who aren’t worth it”

Pavlov redux - “If you can’t understand like a human, you have to be beaten like a dog” - “Actually, Daddy Dearest, you’re not supposed to beat dogs, either.”

Im Real Good At Hating - “Honestly! I’ve got to have some talent somewhere. ”

Fuck You Specifically- “Her Lips: Fuck You. Her Hair: Fuck You. Her Clothes: Fuck You. Her crippling self-motivation issues: Fuck You.”

My whole existence for your amusement - “And that is why I’m here with you.”

Sick & Tired - “Yes I know what you think of me, you never shut up.”

Been A Son - “Why does she spend so much time searching for some kind of reason for what you did? Even if there was, it wouldn’t justify your actions.”

Make a list - “It’s supposed to be a therapeutic excercise.”

choice - “It’s the Morton’s Fork of emotions.”

gross girl - “FAART. FAART. She picks her note and eats it. ”

BratFactory - “She outright heard her mother say that she has no value to that man except as a mother to make children.”

AntiStar - “Back in the day, I became obsessed with the thought of a lightless Luminary, an existence that is the very opposite of light.”

Adaptation - “It’s amazing how much a human can twist themselves into a pretzel. It was a matter of survival at the time, you see.”

Emotional Abuse Checklist - “BINGO!”

Remember That We Suffered - “You have no idea what pain is.”

Cyborgery III: We can Rebuild Her - “Perhaps these vagrant years were simply the means to piece herself back together.”

Idetifikation mit dem Aggressor - “Apparently she looks just like him.”

Es Kocht Die Eifersucht - “A parent is supposed to protect a child from the bad experiences of their youth, not inflict some creepy reenactment of them upon you.”

Curmudgeon (Long Way Home) - “She’s that thing you go to when you want to have a cheap laugh.”

Visibility - “Your Father Loves you! why can’t you see that?”

Touchy - “You bet she is.”

Light - “She thinks she used to be Light once, but she can’t be sure.”

If I Die, I can be replaced - “I will leave you all behind, move to spain and adopt some children who actually deserve my time and money. Perhaps they will finally appreciate me, unlike you ungrateful wretches.”

My One Mistake Was That I Couldn't Let You Down - “Turns out she wasn’t quite Cold Hearted enough.”

PART D: USELESS, USELESS, USELESS CHILD

Fuckyeahmedicalgrossness - “In my humble opinion, the human brain is way too squishy.”

Something in The Way - “You can always find something.”

Unbirth - “Barely Functioning Lump of Human Flesh. Except no, that’s unfair to the people with real problems. I suppose ‘asshole’ will do.”

Donald Duck Volcano - “I’m not gonna sugarcoat her this time.”

My Wretched Soul Desires Violence - “It’s not pretty, but it’s true. It shouldn’t be but it is.”

Verbal Disclaimer - “I’m not claiming I’m perfect either.”

Useless Child - “How was she supposed to learn if you never let her do anything?”

Madwoman in the Attic - “And they always knew she would be the family spinster.”

Unfair Existence - “At the risk of sounding like a millionaire campaigning for a tax on poverty.”

The Mutant - “Way to make that 9 year old feel like a freak of nature... in the end it’s probably a kind of arrogance.”

Green Grunge - “It’s her jam, except not really. She sure can’t claim to be an expert.”

In Defense Of That Legendary Divorce - “The whole concept of ‘stay for the children’ is utter bullsh*t”

My Fantasy II - “I’m gonna kill all yo fuckers. That’s what quiet people who keep to themselves are supposed to do, right?”

Cyborgery IV – Plastic Death - “My Fetish: All the weak parts of the real me, cut away and dumped in a bucket of medical waste.”

Schreckschraube - “It occurs to her that she’s terribly gross to them.”

Nemo, or as my father lovingly calls me, "Chiquilla de Mierda" - “It’s Spanish for ‘Shit Brat’.”

Hasmereir - “Some of the cruelty is lost in translation, but it basically means ‘Make-Me-Laugh-Thing.’”

You Stink - “Bullies aren’t known for being very creative people.”

Sweet Sweet Reality - “She’s not completely out of touch with it.”

Is there More To Lose Than Gain - “Apparently yes, but she’s not sure how to get it anyways.”

Alraune - “Always with the legends and the soulless children. I think she has a type.”

Confession - “I plead guilty. Mostly to existing.”

Way Too Old For This And F****ing Bored Of It - “Even she is sick of all her emo bullsh*t.”

EPILOGUE: WHATS THE USE OF FEELING BLUE? - The next step, apparently, is crying.

#chgb #writing #baby tries to art #trigger warning

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