#desperately want to put this in the vh tag but feels too irl

[steve-keychain]

think i saw a biblically accurate angel today - yall gotta hear this (tw tho for uhhh Dead Animal/ gore ig? No pics tho! just ignore me if u need)

BITCH.  I went for a really long walk today bc i needed to work out a bunch of plot stuff for vh and I’ve been stuck for twO WEEKS so i said “nature will cure me” and so nature did. There’s this really pretty spot down by the river near where I live, so I took all my notebooks and walked in the rain to go find this little cove type thing- almost busted my ass getting down there- had a fantastic time.  I spent an hour just beach combing for pretty pieces of sea glass and pottery, and like jumping off of giant logs and shit. Just bros being dudes- alone hiking in the rain to get inspo for vampire fanfic u kno- genuinely a lovely time. Afterwards, I sat on a rock right next to the water, ended up with some really good stuff, and took my time plotting everything. It was so nice!!! I didn’t even listen to music, I was just listening to the waves and it was so so REFRESHING BHCICH- So I finish writing and I’m like :) ‘I’m gonna take my boots off and walk around in the shallows before I go!! Wheee!!! So Fun!!’ so I did- and it was great- and i did some more beachcombing- and then went back to my shit to pack it in to go home. I was like “let me actually go rock hopping for a minute, I wana go a little bit farther to the left of where i was sitting” which is literally just a bunch of rocks sticking up out of the water- there’s no land. So I start hoppin and- g

girl Tell me why- one rock over from where I was sitting- there was an ENTIRE (semi fresh) DECOMPOSING DEER CORPSE. WHAT WAS THE REASON. I did the most fucking muppet sounding heave and freak out- ALONE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WOODS BASICALLY- WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT WHY WHY WHY WHAT THE FUCK- And iD BEEN STOMPING AROUND IN THE WATER WHERE THAT SHIT WAS hgNghHGUHRhurl hurl hURL i left it like. an Offering and as soon as i turned around to leave for GOOD after having my lil panic moment- it started hailing and thundering. On the way to my car I found a dead raccoon and a holy mary medallion. when i tell you i feel HAUNTED- WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT me: ‘and then nandor is gonna do this and guillermo is gonna do that and theyre in love and their pp’s-”  disembodied voice of this dead deer from ten feet to my left:  ṭ̷͕͕̝͇̦̞͎̰̀̐̃̆́͒̃̍̅̈̏́̈́̆͆̕͠ḩ̵̡̨̙̰̤̟̠͚̳̥̥̦̹̠͚͉̩̜͕͚́͛̉̊͂̒͋̍̓͂́̀̓̽̏̆̋͊̾͒̂́̐̍̑̍̈́̉̅̾̾͊̽̌̉͗͘͘̕̕͘͘͠e̸̡̨̬̱̹͚̥͍̪͎̪̬͍̜͔̤̳̥̻͉̹̪̬̳̺̻̽̎̈́̌̿͊̀̄̔̒̏̆̽̋̚̕͜͠͝ͅń̵̡̢͙̘̤̹̖̦̰̩̹̲͕̦̰̪͍͖̣̣̞͕̖̙͕͉͖͐̓̿͌͊̂̽͐͋͋̈́̏̋̽͋͌͌̓̀̑̿̎̃͊̂̈̚̚̕͜͝ͅ ̴̡̧̛̳̙̹̠̤̬̝̤̮̖͈̜͖̯̱̅͗͂́̉͛̽͑̓́̈́̄͊̿͒̏̈́̈́͂̇̀̏w̸̧̡̧̨̢̡̭̺̻̱̦͔̯̜͎͓̳͚͙̘͎͙̳͇̟̟̞̩͉̘͉̫̩͎̜͕̥͐̒̈͜h̸̨̳̜̍̈̈́̏͛̾̄̈́͆̉̊̅͝͠͠ą̸̨̛̣̲͙̤̹̦̹̳̠̯̟̼̜̯̩̘̼͍͈̝͇̗̖̮̜͇͍̙͔͓͊̌̍̄̇̾̄̅͛̌̓͛̽̄̽̄̈̀̀̇̑͗̔̏̉̊͆̽͒͌̋̀̎̄̔͘̕̕͘͜͜͜͝͠͝͝ͅt̴̢̡̛͕̭̗̰̼̻̗̘̜̙̼̗͔͉̣̙͇̺̹̹͚̖̗͓̰͕̗̅͛͐̀̆͐́̌͋̐͊̃̇̊͐̆́̂̆̂̉͂̊̊̇͗̑̇̑͑̽͊̉̎͘͝͝ͅ ̴̢̧̢̣̘̮̩̘͇̻͍̮̹̖̣̪̳̮̘̆̈̆̈́̋͘ḩ̶̫͔̲̽̀́͆͑̄̋á̴̡̨̢̡̡̼̹͙̰͖̩͖̲̞̗͈͓͈̹̺͎͍̹͎͈̼͍̥͚̫̺̳̀͊́̂͆́͗͆̍̐̈́̓̈̃͊͌́̊͗̎̂̈́̀̍͌̒̒̂̕̚̕̕̕̕͝ͅp̷̨̢̧̧̨̨̛̛̝̺͈͎͖͓̮̝̗̼̣̗̥͇̯̳͖͔͓͕̤̫͔̖̜̰̙̤̬͔̪̩̹̞͉̦͍̒͌̾̎̀̉̈́̈́́̓͗͘͝p̵̨̨̛͖͉̫͙̘͍̼͙̫̺̬̻̥̺͉͆̍̐͂̓̋̅̀͑͊͊̔͋̆̈́͋̇͂́͒̔͆̒̑́̓̑͊̄͋̇͐̚͘̚͝͠ę̴̮̺͖̘͍̘̻̰̖̬͔͚̘̮̝̰͂̿́̓͂̈̆̋̍̏̇̕̚͝͝͝n̶̨̪̩͚̙̤̼͎̟̘̣̙͔̗͕̣̝̺̠̻̭̦̻̠̫͍̩̬͖̄̆̽̓͋̍̀̆͛̋͌̿͜͝͝ͅͅş̷̡̢̢̧̛̛̙͔͕̙̦͔͙̱̹̺̝̞̱̑͑̅̿͒̈́͆̏̑͊̐͊͌̃̑̉͐́̅̒̃̀̔̽̈́̉̊̈́̑͂̃̀̉̇̈́̅̈́̚͝