#dane is there bc his mom is english

[bobbimorses]

so dane whitman aka black knight has an english accent in the eternals trailer (which i expected tbh), but i’d like to take this opportunity to tell everyone that in the comics he’s actually american but is just Like That

[fkahersweetness]

so i just watched Open Hearts and JEEZ lmao

i mean honestly it was good

it's not my new favorite movie or anything but it was LITERAL LEAGUES ahead of some of the shit i've been forced to watch for these reviews lmao i mean it actually had really good acting, kept my attention, was still too long but eh

Mads did a GREAT job as Niels but like it surprised me a bit just how eager he was to cheat on his wife for the first time lmao

like they really tried to hammer home how i guess unappealing his wife was for him and how great the new girl was -- first off they literally cast someone who could be Mads' mom as his wife... and then they kept saying they didn't have sex and all

seeing Niels happy and joking was adorable

this movie was full of assholes tho lol like for no reason

paralyzed guy turned into an asshole and yeah i get it his life got ruined and he's angry but there's no need to scream at your fiancee about it who's trying to help

AND NIELS' DAUGHTER omg i wanted to shoot her

she was literally the epitome of a snotty preteen brat who thinks they're cool bc they talk back

i stg if that was my daughter i'd leave her on the side of the road

i could always make another lmao she's not special

i was shocked when the new girl broke up with Niels lmao and ran back to paralyzed guy how awful talk about cringe just kicking Niels out after he'd left his family AND bought her a new living room set????

ungrateful bitch

anyhoo

Mads had a few sex scenes and his ass was on full display, points for that

Mads also is obviously a v good kisser

AND he was pretty handsy in this sex scene so that's something

i didn't really like the ending bc it felt like they didn't know how to resolve it -- i guess it's to be assumed Neils and the girl get back together but

and then the music choice was so weird -- fucking Danish movie with some English off-brand Michelle Branch pop????

too long but great plot and acting so good job again, Danes

[lili-of-the-wildfire]

fuck boys, i got a puppy instead. everyone, meet Lev.

boys are dumb but i am so much dumber!!! fucking christ!!!

[carolinesbookworld]

tagged by @kabeswaters and @swellwriting <3

on a scale of 1-10, how excited are you about life right now? 0

describe yourself in a hashtag? very similar to @fortisfiliae #stressedanddepressed

if you could do a love scene with anyone, who would it be? Harrison Osterfield

if your life was a musical, what would the marquee say? prepare for disaster

what’s one thing people don’t know about you? um...idk my boyfriend knows basically everything about me sooooooo

what’s your wake up ritual? wake up, turn off alarm (bc with this at-home learning stuff i’ve been waking up like literally 1 min before my alarm goes off???), text good morning to my bf, snapchat, discord bc moonlit fam talks allll night, tumblr, get out of bed, wash face, get dressed, coffee and breakfast it’s very specific

what’s your go to bed ritual? wash glasses and face bc my skin is soo oily by the end of the day so you best believe my glasses be needing washing everyday, shower, say goodnight to fam, text bf for like 15 mins or until he says goodnight, turn alarm on, plug in phone, go to sleep

what’s your favorite time of day? morning but specifically from 7:30 until 9  

your go to for having a good laugh? FRIENDS as in the show

dream country to visit? Australia bc my dad once got to hold a baby koala there and i wanna do that so bad

what’s the biggest surprise you’ve ever had? so my family moved before my sophomore year so me and my bff started trying to surprise each other whenever one of us came to visit and the weekend of my birthday, she skypes me as she’s walking around what i thought was her house and then i start hearing an echo and next thing i know she’s standing in the doorway of my room and that was pretty much the best surprise ever

heels or flats/sneakers? sneakers converse

vintage or new? new but i love vintage aesthetic i just couldn’t live with it

who do you want to write your obituary? karli @swellwriting bc she is my brain twin and i would be mocking her horrible grammar and spelling from my grave and we would both get a good laugh about it in the afterlife

style icon? the mom i babysit for haha she’s like one of my best friends tho which sounds really weird but it’s true

what are three things you cannot live without? books, dogs, days that are exactly 65 degrees

what’s one ingredient you put in everything? um idk chocolate??

what 3 people living or dead would you want to make dinner for? Sarah J. Maas, Eddie Redmayne, my boyfriend bc i haven’t had dinner with him for 47 days

what’s your biggest fear in life? losing the people i love...and spiders

window or aisle seat? window bc aisle makes me anxious that i’m in people’s way

what’s your current tv obsession? the cw’s nancy drew it’s so good please go watch it

favorite app? instagram, discord, or tumblr, depends on my mood

secret talent? um idk i can draw very realistic portraits of people when i take the time to

most adventurous thing you’ve ever done in your life? okay so technically this wasn’t me who did it but i was part of the adventure. when me and my boyfriend were just “friends” ie. liked each other and knew we liked each other but were too scared to admit it. anyway, we had this elaborate plan to shave our youth group leader’s head if we were able to bring in a certain amount of food for the food drive during vbs week. so yeah we spent like three days planning the whole thing out and then decided to go price shopping at walmart with all of our younger siblings bc we needed supervision or something lol to see how many individual things of food we could buy with $20 each we ended up just getting like 20 huge boxes of ramen and then his sister ended up throwing up so we took her home and then went back to church where my car was parked but instead of turning to get to church my boyfriend decides to go straight through the stop light (it was green okay) and spontaneously drive up into the foothills. well we get to the top of the foothills and we’re at the lake and we all get out to look at the city and my boyfriend claims that we need to document this moment so he takes a selfie with all of us and we somehow ended up right next to each other in it and i only found this out like three months ago (this happened back in june) that he only took the picture because he wanted one of us together in case we didn’t start dating lol so sweet and yeah, that was a very long story but i needed context instead of just saying “yeah we drove up a mountain”

how would you define yourself in three words? loyal, anxious, passionate

favorite piece of clothing you own? this dark coral dress that makes my eyes and hair look really pretty

a must have clothing item that everyone should have? a hoodie

a superpower you would want? i want to be able to project my thoughts into someone else’s mind bc i’m so bad at explaining stuff sometimes especially when it comes to how i feel

what’s inspiring you in life right now? ACOTAR series by Sarah J. Maas, highly recommend

best piece of advice you’ve received? opening up to more than one person is important because if you lose that person then you’ve lost all your support

best advice you’d give your teenage self? the friends who have stuck around this long are the ones you want to hang onto and the ones that you need are the ones you don’t always see

a book everyone should read? The Book Thief by Markus Zusak

what would you like to be remembered for? being a crazy dog mama

how do you define beauty? confidence in yourself and not caring what others think about you

what do you love most about your body? my metabolism

best way to take a rest/decompress? open a window to feel the breeze and listen to Islands by Hey Ocean! which is so calming to me

favorite place to view art? nature or tumblr

if your life was a song, what would the title be? we’re going with a fob/p!atd theme here and calling it “depression screwed me over so i screwed it back and ended up worse off”

if you could master one instrument, what would it be? piano

if you had a tattoo, where would it be? probably on my forearm or by my left hip

dolphins or koalas? koalas did i mention that i want to hold a baby koala

what’s an animal that represents you? great dane puppy ie. very excitable but will also take a four hour nap when tired

best gift you’ve ever received? my best friend made this photo collage for me when i moved that is hanging in my room and it has a bunch of pictures of me and her over the years and i just love it

best gift you’ve given? for christmas i gave my boyfriend a hammock and the bookshelf addition of clue, two things he had no idea i would remember him mentioning and his face was priceless. also i made my mom a cake for her birthday this year and she was so happy and said it made her feel very special <3

what’s your favorite board game? clue or ticket to ride (specifically nordic countries)

what’s your favorite color? currently a pale turquoise

least favorite color? any shade of light brown

diamond or pearls? diamonds

drugstore makeup or designer? drugstore bc i don’t wear makeup enough to validate buying designer, also i don’t really care

pilates or yoga? yoga

coffee or tea? coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee cof-

what’s the weirdest word in the english language? palindrome is wild because it means a word spelled the same way forwards and backwards but it itself is not one such word

dark chocolate or milk chocolate? milk

stairs or elevators? stairs

summer or winter? summer but like, only june

you are stuck on an island, you can pick one food to eat forever without getting tired of it, what would you eat? panera mac n cheese

a dessert you don’t like? red velvet cake which btw is not red-colored chocolate cake as many would have you believe

a skill you’re working on mastering? writing

best thing to happen to you today? i got to put all of my new plants in my windowsill and i named one of them (its name is albert in case you were wondering)

worst thing to happen to you today? idk today’s been pretty good as far as quarantine goes

best compliment you’ve ever received? my boyfriend calls me beautiful all the time and he always reminds me that that is describing looks and personality

favorite smell? coffee or my boyfriend’s sweatshirt for the week after i steal it

hugs or kisses? can i choose both?? depends on my mood mostly but i guess hugs if i just had to pick one

if you made a documentary, would it be about? literally anything relating to the mcu

last piece of content you consumed that made you cry? a court of wings and ruin by sjm

lipstick or lipgloss? lipstick

sweet or savory? sweet

girl crush? literally any female in the teen wolf cast

how do you know you’re in love? hahahaha haha what's love

a song you can listen to on repeat? we fall apart by we as human or uma thurman by fob

if you could switch lives with someone for a day, who would it be? idk my boyfriend probably, this is something we have discussed in depth

what are you most excited for/about this time in your life? for life to go back to normal

tagging @finnofamerica @woakiees @beskarjedi @outerlacy @swanimagines hahahahaha have funnnnn this took me an hour to answer

[explcsivcs]

––– MEET CASEY!

basic information

full name: casey brennan o’neill

nickname(s): literally none although i’m sure kiv has some choice names

age: twenty-two

date of birth: november 5th, 1996

hometown: london, england

current location: provincetown, ma

nationality: british

gender: cismale

pronouns: he/him

orientation: straight

religion: agnostic

occupation: grad student, who knows what other kinda side hustles this fucker has

living arrangements: apartment in nyc during the school year, ptown with his aunt and uncle on breaks

languages spoken: english, german, french

accent: estuary english / southeast british

physical appearance

face claim: jacob elordi

hair colour: light brown

eye colour:  alexa, play pretty brown eyes by cody simpson

height: 6′4

build: athletic, muscular but not body builder muscle-y you know

tattoos: oh he’s definitely got some ink happening. see this photo... and growing akdjfh

piercings: a single ear that he’s had done since he was 16

clothing style: laid back fuckboii. button ups and crew necks, tight black jeans and adidas joggers.... here u go 

usual expression: smug as fuck 

distinguishing characteristics: case has one scar on his right eyebrow. there’s a tiny gap in between his two front teeth, and he’s got .... hella dimples

health

physical ailments: none. *kate hudson vc* healthy boyyyy

neurological conditions: nunca

allergies: too much responsibility gives him hives

sleeping habits: goes to sleep too late, but could honestly sleep unbothered until 2pm. he doesn’t bc he goes on a run every morning but akdjfh he could

eating habits: a literal black hole.. eats like 13 meals a day

exercise habits: super active, actually. runs every morning except for sundays. spends.... too much time at the gym

emotional stability: has all of 3 emotions. suppresses all of them.

sociability: he’s not antisocial per say, but he is an introvert. being around too many people at one time for too long can be utterly exhausting, especially since he really does not care for small talk. he likes his alone time ok

body temperature: hot-natured 

addictions: does being an adrenaline junkie count? 

drug use: surprisingly, no

alcohol use: unsurprisingly, yes

personality

label: the crimson

positive traits: charming, persuasive, loyal, determined, adventurous, courageous, intelligent

negative traits: reticent, temperamental, impulsive, reckless, inconsiderate, self-serving

goals/desires: to figure himself outside of his dad’s suffocating expectations... to overcome the grief of losing his mom... to learn to handle his own fuckin emotions... to find a career working to help with kiddos who have screwy parents ( that last one, he doesn’t know yet )

fears: losing people closest to him, becoming too much like his father, being forgotten

hobbies: racing LMAO, running, weight lifting, he loves reading, anything that gives u a solid adrenaline rush 

habits: smoking, speeding, fidgeting with a pendant on his necklace 

favourites

weather: autumn

colour: black

music: INDIE POP ICON KIV O’NEILL, jaden, 90s hiphop, ella mai

movies: action & horror

sport: lax boi babieeee, he’s really good at lacrosse. soccer, baseball, and football as well. fuck basketball tho

beverage: lmao water 

food: prob something along the lines of steak ... y i k e

animal: platypuses don’t make sense so prob those

family

father: sean o’neill. was never meant to be a dad. worth millions of dollars. cold hearted business genius. became utterly miserable after the loss of his wife. y’all know eric dane? that’s him. was once hot.

mother: emma o’neill, deceased. light of the fuckin’ world. tiny little thing with a big heart. came from old money but used that to... give back. dedicated her life to charity work. was a school teacher for a time. loved the shit outta casey.

sibling(s): nada, h o w e v e r. kiv. kiv is the closest thing he’s ever had to a sister. and he cherishes that more than he’d ever actually say out loud. would drop everything to make sure she’s okay and despite the fact that she acts like she hates him 80% . of the time, she’s... literally one of the best things in his life  

pet(s): recently adopted a retired military dog!! german shepherd named echo who’s like... six

financial status: trust fund baby to boot

extra

zodiac: scorpio

mbti: isfp

enneagram: type 4, the individualist 

temperament: choleric

hogwarts house: lmao slytherin 

moral alignment:  chaotic good

primary vice: wrath

primary virtue: diligence 

element: fire

[crdane-blog1]

WHATS GUCCI EVERYONE, IT’S FINALLY TIME THAT THE RP OPENED. y’all can call me red (he/him), and, as said before, i suck at introduction posts so without further ado, here is my boy dane who is a third upper year and in gryffindor(’s rebel squad)! ai lETS GET IT  (p.s. even if u read this on the sideblog, i highly recommend rereading it)

in case you didn’t read his bio yet, his father was abusive and the wizarding people or w/e had to take him away. his mom went crazy and then his brother killed himself. then his mom started to suffer really badly mentality wise and started taking it out on dane.  

things i did not put in his bio --- eventually wizarding people came to him bc they saw something wrong and he was able to get away from that house and transfer to hogwarts.

transferred to hogwarts after his third year at mahoutokoro

ya normal tragic backstory aside-- dane?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

a fuckboy

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he’ll flirt with you like he’s chugging nerds candy

boy or girl he’ll flirt w/ ya.

he’s bisexual

he’ll flirt with you but he doesn’t flirt to get it on, he just flirts to flirt

couldn’t care less about you (unless ur a friend)

but he’s totally respecting of people’s boundaries!

you want him to back off? tell him

he won’t leave u alone 100% nope, but he’ll definitely lay off (probably)

he’s a good boy but he’s not a good boy

but as much as he is a fuckboy, he’s a total weeb

he’s got it going on with his dakimakuras mmmboi

dakimakuras = bodypillows with anime characters on the pillowcases

touch his waifu and you’ll die

“she stay wet for her senpai”

(he speaks korean, japanese, and english)

same with his husbands

srsly don’t touch them, he’s overprotective of them

take away his pikachu plushie and u can say goodbye to your hair

he has a rilakkuma onesie how cute is that

he’ll wear it to the great hall n shit

he has a pet owl named pringles

pringles likes to perch on his HEAD when he’s eating breakfast

he really loves animals. don’t test him on this

he sees your pet? he’s gonna want to pet it

u could be the prettiest boy/girl in the world and he’ll ignore you for animals

waifu

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laifu

“i’m here for a good time, not a long time.”

[wesleyek]

task 001 ;; wesley christopher ek

BASIC

NAME: Wesley Christopher Ek

REASON BEHIND NAME: His mother named him after her father, he was a very important figure in her life. Wes also turned out to look very much like his maternal grandfather, so it is very fitting.

NICKNAME(S): Wes, Weasel, Christopher (by his mom when she is angry), and Bear

REASON BEHIND NICKNAME(S): Weasel was a nickname from his friends in elementary school and it just stuck between them, he isn’t really in contact with any of them anymore though. Bear is a nickname from his whole family, his middle name being Christopher and his love of Winnie the Pooh when he was younger, it just kind of fit with him. 

AGE: 22

BIRTHDAY: December 27, 1994

GENDER: Male

PRONOUNS: He/him but he will also accept they/them.

FAMILY

MOTHER: Felicia Marie Ek née Dahlgreen, she is quite a bit younger than Wes’s dad, but they love each other just the same. Wes is very close with his mom, calling her at least once a week. Felicia is a very strong woman and takes zero shit from anyone. She’s a nurse and one of the reasons that Wes got into forensics and things of that nature.

FATHER: Samuel William Ek, is a war vet and basically a badass. Samuel was married right out of high school and went right into the Air Force. The marriage lasted a few years before they had a not-so-pleasant divorce. It was a few years before he met Felicia and then had Wes. Wes isn’t as close with his dad as he is with his mom, but they still have a good relationship.

PARENTS: They are pretty happily in love after 20 some years of marriage. Also the fact that they now have a whole house to themselves can’t hurt ;-)

FAMILY: Wes only knows his maternal grandparents and they are very close. Wes is named after his grandfather as well. He doesn’t have a whole lot of extended family that he knows except a few cousins. Most of his aunts and uncles didn’t really have kids so he is pretty close with the few family he has.

SIBLINGS: During Wes’s father’s first marriage they conceived a daughter; MacKenzie. She is 8 years older than Wes and they aren’t very close at all. Her mother took full custody of her, so the only times they saw each other was when she stayed with them a few times a month. Though, considering their age gap, they never really clicked. So Wes generally considers himself an only child.

PHYSICAL ATTRIBUTES

FACE CLAIM: Dane Dehaan

RACE/ETHNICITY: White; Swedish, German, Italian/Sicilian, Dutch.. basically lots of white

NATIONALITY: American

HEIGHT: 5′8′’ / 173 cm

WEIGHT: 165 lbs / 75 kg

BUILD: Average, on the slender side

HAIR: Has slight waves to it, pretty thin

FACIAL HAIR: Little if any

HAIR COLOR: Blond

EYE COLOR: Blue

SKIN COLOR: Not overly pale

DOMINANT HAND: Left

ANOMALIES: Has fading self harm scars from when he was in middle school and high school on various places on his body. Most are covered by one or a couple of tattoos

SCENT: Some brand of deodorant

ACCENT: Run of the mill American

PHYSICAL DISABILITIES: None

LEARNING DISABILITIES: None

ALLERGIES: Penicillin

DISORDERS: Depression, but is on medication for it

FASHION: He isn’t too worried about his clothes, he’s not frumpy, he keeps up with minor trends, but he doesn’t spend time on his clothes

NERVOUS TICS: Constantly bouncing his leg, he bites on his pens and pencils, and scratches on the edges of his nails

QUIRKS: He snorts when he laughs sometimes

LIFESTYLE

RESIDES: Los Angeles, California

BORN: Donora, Pennsylvania

RAISED: San Jose, California

VEHICLE: 1980 VW Passat

PHONE: iPhone 6

LAPTOP/COMPUTER: Asus laptop

PETS: Black chihuahua mutt named Anakin, and a ball python named Daisy

HIGH SCHOOL EDUCATION: Graduated from Gunderson High in San Jose, CA

COLLEGE EDUCATION: Crawford University

MAJOR: Forensics

EMPLOYER: Panera Bread

YEARLY SALARY: $18,516

POLITICAL AFFILIATION: Unaffiliated

RELIGION: Agnostic

BELIEFS: He’s not religious, but he’s spiritual in a way. But he’s unsure of everything

MISDEMEANORS: None

FELONIES: None

TICKETS AND/OR VIOLATIONS: Got a citation for speeding when he was 18

DRUGS: Smokes weed on the odd occasion

SMOKES: Smokes cigarettes

ALCOHOL: When he’s with friends

DIET: He isn’t UNhealthy....

SEXUAL/ROMANTIC ORIENTATION: Bi/Pansexual, whatever, but he’s more partial to guys

MARTIAL STATUS: Unwed

CHILDREN: None

AVAILABILITY: He is single af

LOOKING FOR: Anyone who will love him

LANGUAGES: English

PHOBIAS: The deep sea and deep space

HOBBIES: Because he’s a damn nerd he loves playing video games and reading comics. He likes jogging sometimes, but he would prefer a gym if he were to ever work out lmao

TRAITS: sentimental, trustworthy, hard-working,  guarded, nihilistic, doubtful, also he fucking loves puns

SOCIAL MEDIA: He’s pretty active on all social media, I also made him a social media page bc why tf not?? (click)

FAVOURITE

LOCATION: His favorite spot in Malibu is Heavens, because while he isn’t a fan of the beach really, he loves the walk. But honestly, his favorite spot is his room lmao

SPORTS TEAM: HAHAHAHAHA

GAME: He loves pretty much all videogames by TellTale, but he fucking loved Undertale

MUSIC: He likes a lot of different kinds, mostly rock of any kind. He loves the Gorillaz.

SHOWS: Parks and Rec, Bob’s Burgers, Steven Universe, The Flash, and Batman the Animated Series, Star Wars the Clone Wars

MOVIES: Anything from the MCU and Star Wars

RADIO STATION: He doesn’t really listen to the radio. He listens to his music library and Pandora.

FOOD: Just a fuck ton of carbs, but also fruits and veg

BEVERAGE: Diet Dr. Pepper or water

COLOR: Black and grey

CHARACTER

MORAL ALIGNMENT: True Neutral

MBTI: INFJ-T / The Advocate

ENNEAGRAM: Type 3 / The Achiever

TEMPERAMENT: Melancholic

WESTERN ZODIAC: Capricorn

CHINESE ZODIAC: Dog

PRIMAL SIGN: Boxer

HOGWARTS HOUSE: Ravenclaw (i saw that coming lmao)

ILVERYMORNY HOUSE: Horned Serpent

TAROT CARD: The Moon

SONG: I Wanna Be Free - Panic! At the Disco