#damn had i won the Powerball i would have given a million to every food pantry with the stipulation that a third of what they buy with it

[arctic-hands]

"You look great! What's your secret?"

Oh it's the newest diet–it's called Even Basic Food Is Too Expensive And I Can't Afford Hypoallergenic Food On My Allotted Food Stamps And There's No Point Going To A Pantry Because They Won't Have Anything I Can Actually Eat Either