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working on them... the slayy siblings I just finished the first book so no spoilers!!! I just wanted to draw al l the characters so far :3 I'm loving it this series thooo
#elric of melnibone#cymoril#yyrkoon#cunty twins#idk if they are twins but they are in my headcanon#also I just finished book one so no spoilerino
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Rip leo and Donnie Hamato u guys would have loved the word Cunty
#member when they wore makeup n drag that on time#slay kings!#disaster twins#nay slaysaster twins 😝😝😝#rottmnt#tmnt#rottmnt leo#rottmnt donnie#they’re the definition of cunty#come back 2 us kings
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Ma’alefa’ak in Justice League: Doom (2012)
#justice league: doom#ma'alefa'ak#ma’alefa’ak#ma'alefa'ak j'onzz#malefic#martian manhunter#my edit#dcmultiverse#dailydcvillains#why do the J’onzz twins dress so cunty#is it a martian thing or were these two just born to serve#gif#dc comics
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Serving.
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・♪ ʀᴇᴠᴇɴɢᴇ - ʙɪʟʟ ᴋᴀᴜʟɪᴛᴢ ♪・
୨୧ not proof read!! ୨୧
tom kaulitz x female!reader x bill kaulitz
word count: 1,230
contents: 18+, cheating, cunilingus, angst, aftercare
You thought everything was perfect in your relationship, until rumours began to spread about your boyfriend's wandering eyes. He began coming home later at night and sometimes not coming home at all. His space in your shared bed grew cold and lonely.
Late one night as you laid once again alone in your shared king size bed you were sent a photo. The rectangular screen of your phone lit up your face displaying a grainy dimly lit photo of your boyfriend's arms wrapped around another girl as his lips were connected to hers in a shameless kiss. You could swear you could hear your heartbeat in your ears as tears slid down your cheeks. Your vision was clouded as tears fogged your vision while your body was wracked with sobs. You couldn’t calm yourself as the image haunted your mind. The image of your boyfriend kissing another girl, a girl who wasn’t you, who was prettier than you. It completely destroyed you. You had felt as if your heart had been ripped from your chest.
You found yourself sobbing as you made your way from your shared bedroom to the bedroom of his brother. Bill had always been there, he watched Tom leave you alone in bed late at night, he watched as he disregarded your needs and your small gestures of love, so when he saw you in his doorway with tears shimmering in your eyes while tears slid down your cheeks he knew exactly what happened.
Bill’s arms wrapped around you pulling you into a warm embrace while your body was shaking while you sobbed. Your tears stained his shirt as he murmured soft words against your hair. Your arms were clinging to him as you sobbed while trying to tell him what happened, but your words were a complete jumbled mess.
Bill gently pulled you back from him as he brushed hair from your face before cupping your cheeks in his hands, “ Tell me what happened meine perle.”
“ He- He cheated on me- what did I do wrong? ”
Bill shook his head in response as he held your face in his hands, “ Tom- he’s never quite satisfied, he never deserved you liebe. Come on, let me take care of you. ”
You followed Bill into his room letting him sit you on his bed before he joined you. Your head rested on his shoulder as your mind whirled with thoughts of feeling inadequate. You barely registered Bill speaking to you until his arm wrapped your waist pulling you closer.
“ Do you want to sleep in here tonight? ”
You nodded in response before crawling under his covers with him. Bill wasn’t like Tom, Tom didn’t even acknowledge you when he joined you in bed, but Bill had his arms wrapped around your waist pulling you against him. The shared warmth of your bodies pressed together was a comforting feeling that you hadn’t felt in months. Bill slowly shifted back from you cupping your face in his hands before his lips pressed against yours. Neither of you pulled back as the kiss intensified, clothes began to slide off as your hands wandered over each other's bodies.
“ Mein Bruder ist ein Narr, so ein hübsches Ding wie dich wegzuwerfen. ” {My brother is a fool to throw away a pretty thing like you.} Bill’s words were mumbled as his lips stayed pressed against yours while his hands began pushing down his boxers.
Bill’s hands moved from his clothes to yours as he completely stripped you. He disappeared under the covers before his face was completely buried between your thighs. With no warning his tongue darted out and began lapping at your folds. His hands were holding your thighs apart as his tongue pushed into your cunt. You tried to suppress the loud moans falling from your lips by hiding your face in the pillows, but it was no use. You were like a desperate horny teenager who had never had sex as your hips rolled against Bill’s face and your back arched. It had been months since Tom had touched you so it wasn’t to anyone's surprise that you came quickly.
Bill’s head rested on your stomach as he pulled back the covers to see you with flushed cheeks and panting softly already. His fingers rubbed soft circles on your hip while his lips glistened with your juices. He slowly moved up sliding on top of you as his arms entrapped either sides of your head. He moved one of his hands back down between you both as he guided his cock to press against your entrance. His lips pressed against yours as he slowly sunk inside you.
You could feel Bill’s cock stretching open your tight cunt, it was obvious now more than ever that Bill’s cock was double the size of Tom’s. Shameless moans were falling from your lips as Bill’s cock slid in and out of you with ease.
“ Du bist so nass, dass du mich durchnässt hast. ” {You’re so wet, fucking soaking me.} Bill’s voice was husky as his hips snapped forward pushing deeper than you thought was ever possible.
Pathetic high pitched and squeaky moans were falling from your lips as you neared your impending release. Bill’s face was buried in your y/h/c hair as groans and deep moans fell from his mouth. His hips began to move faster and harder as he could feel his balls tightening. Before he even had the thought to pull out from your warm cunt his cum shot deep inside you, filling you completely as your release soon followed his.
He slowly lowered himself on top of you taking care to not squash you. You both laid there in a comfortable silence as your laboured breathing slowly returned to normal.
Bill slowly withdrew from you watching as your mixed fluids leaked from your cunt. Before they could create too big of a mess on his sheets we cleaned both of you off with a box of tissues. He dressed you in one of his t-shirts before pulling you to lay on top of his naked form. Your face pressed into his neck inhaling the musky scent of his cologne that slowly lulled you to sleep.
Tom arrived home later that night drunk off his ass as he stumbled into your shared bed still holding onto a bottle of vodka that was half empty. Where your usually sleeping form laid was now replaced by an empty cold spot in the bed only taken up by your phone. Tom was confused, he knew you wouldn’t be out this late and he knew you would always come home in the evening before him, so where could you be? He slowly stumbled back out of bed searching the apartment, he had searched every room but one. He fumbled with the knob for a moment before pushing open the door and stumbling in. He could make out a figure or maybe two figures perhaps on the bed. He called out for his brother in a soft whisper-like tone waiting for a response.
Bill slowly awoke to spot his brother's figure in the middle of the room.
“ Where- where is y/n? ”
Bill shared no words with his brother, only moving the hair from the girl's face who laid on top of him, revealing her identity not to be a random stranger but Tom’s girlfriend.
#fluff#tom kaulitz x reader#tom kaulitz#bill kaulitz#kaulitz & kaulitz#kaulitz twins#tokio hotel smut#tokiohotel#tokio hotel#I love Tom kaulitz#i love bill kaulitz#smut#x reader#one shot#female reader#cunty#p in v sex#unprotected sex#tom kaulitz angst#bill kaulitz smut#bill kaulitz fluff#bill kaulitz x you#bill kaulitz x reader#bill kaulitz fanfic#tom kaulitz smut#tom kaulitz fluff
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lu guang if he was cunty 2b: hey guys hows it going
#link clink#shiguang daili ren#lu guang#cheng xiaoshi#shiguang#THIS COOOOUNTS THIS COUNTS#i was thinking qiao ling could be cxs operator maybe for fun#ik in canon shed prob be lgs more but this is my au my rules#liu xiao is cunty a2 my au my rule#the twins are the twins see it all makes sense#xu shanshan could be lgs operator for fun GUYS ITS ALL COMING TOGETHER#MY MIND IS SO BIG RN#id tweak the nier story to fit my twisted link click mind but like im a genius
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he listens to JOYRIDE while sucking 🍆 (thank you @adelarsims for the invitation)
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Gear 5 luffy's laugh is so contagious I just hear the drums and go insane how does this work. What did he do to me
#i still cant believe how much this new opening theme goes off.... DREAM SAVE ALL OF US 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH 💥💥💥💥💥💥#wait a second. the robot attacked 200 years ago. the void century was 800 years ago no????? what#oh see it was made 900 years ago.... but why did it attack 200 years ago then.... what happened#it is still so funny how they made evegapunk einstein but with some cunty long legs#200 years ago they gave rights to the gyojin!!! i see i see ✍️✍️also i still wonder why law and kuma have similar hat and pants designs#like there is NO WAY that much similarity isnt done on purpose. NO FUCKING WAY!!! I NEED ANSWERS!!!#are they annihliating cp ships akdhakskd yeah vegapunk letsgo#also the opening song is about dreams and the end one is about luffy reaching shanks...... havent got a clue why but there it is#talking tag#watching one piece#episode 1098#also is lucci named lucci bc it kinda sounds like luffy. SERAPHIM KUMA HAS HIS DEVIL FRUIT???? vegapunk could only make zoan fruits????#also wdym when cp0 acts it means its some historic event. lucci is like 25. where are the experienced people here#sentomaru works for vegapunk??? maybe i forgor about this tbh also do theu have a doffy seraphim??? the fact they have animal names....#stussy letting kaku get hurt akdhsjsn oh atlas has lamb ears..... and lucci said she is is prey... no..... the foresahdowing :(#lucci you fucked up she just gave luffy food... that a death sentence look what happened to kaido#episode 1099#<- oh my god btw. god. jesus.#why is akainu telling the cp0 what to do or thinks he can do that... thats the world gov... also thinkng about how garp should fight him#and not luffy.... because of ace you know... i still wonder how did sengoku know who ace's father was... there is only one man who knew....#everyone trying to stop them from fighting ajdhsksjks two rabid dogs fr#LUFFY TAKING OFF HIS JACKET WHEN LUCCI ASKS FOR HIS WANTED SIGN!!!! GO OFF KING!!!! SLAY!!! THE CREW SAW HIM!!! FINALLY!!!#i have been smiling since he started the transformation this is so sick...... i have got a case of the luffy brain#zoan fruits steal the personality of the user when they awaken ✍️✍️ luffy???? nami being the only one who saw gear 5 <3 twins manifesto#robin being so shook about luffy being a god ajdbjansk wdym devil fruits exist because people wish for them. fairy magic real????#WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY ARE FROM ALTERNATE REALITIES WHERE SOMEONE DREAMT ABOUT THEM??? DOES HE TRAVEL THRU REALITIES FOR THEM???#jinbe has been making this face 😧 every episode three times it is amazing ajdhaksnsk poor man... now he sees a kid angel version of himself#after seeing hia captain turn into a god... he is gonna get a stroke OMG SENTOMARU WE JUST GOT YOU BACK#episode 1100#<- CRAZY. INSANE. OH GOD. ONLY 12 LEFT. THATS A WEEKEND!!! I CANT DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Thinking about my hotd fic & all my ocs so much this morning
#personal#the riverlands are as messy as the reach in my fic#eternal justification for my writing of daemon#the jeyne we saw for 5 minutes was how i imagine her#cunty gwayne hightower livng rent free in my mind for now & always#corlys offering baela driftmark#the harrenhal hallucinations bc alys keeps drugging that man (you're doing great queen)#dragon twins crumbs#HOUSE BRACKEN#its all spinning around in my brain
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Just got the BEST idea for a modern au Sabito comic everybody stay tuned I will be going into a fugue state until it is complete
#Sabito lives far away and decided to visit with like two minutes of warning#Giyuu asks Kyo (his roommate) if it’s ok that his foster brother visits for a few days#Kyo obviously says yes missing the word ‘foster’ and picturing a kind soft spoken polite Giyuu twin#*smash cut to Sabito manspreading on their couch opening beers with his teeth and asking Kyo if he’s ‘the one Giyuu’s fucking’#9000 piercings and bubblegum pink hair#too doomed by the narrative to live to cunty to die we have no choice but to Stan#modern au#kny#sabito
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CIG🚬
#aphex twin#haunted mound#cigarette#cunty#semetary#black kray#sickboirari#aesthetic#cops#all cops are bastards#aphex logan
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kwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii orz orz orz orz
#fire emblem#fe6#fire emblem binding blade#lleu#raigh#lugh#i like. twins#ray looks so cunty in his sprite i was not prepared for that the first time i saw him#lugh: :^) ray: >:)
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they used to play the last of the real ones under bi lighting
#and patrick would strut so cunty around the stage#and pete would make circles over his chest at the 'im the planets spinning around you' and slap his hand over his heart on the bridge#and patrick would pass and grab his arm so tight#and man i miss lotro so bad#fob#tourdust my beloved#sorry im watching tourdust reruns in the middle of the family dinner#they better bring lotro back for 2ourdust 2furious#twin skeletons#bc i mean. yeah. that's their song
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i miss her. send tweet
#COME BACK MA’AM YOU WERE SO HOT#uncaught-coolfish#cuntress and her 2 cunty daughters all of whom zapped out of existence#no but fr what. the fuck happened to the malachite twins. where did they go. ARE RHEY OKAY
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she is SUCH a bitch (i grew up with ONLY bitchy aunts this is an extra funny concept to me)
I LOVE her sm you don't UNDERSTAND
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please send me your thoughts and prayers as i prepare for this episode
#ds liveblogging.#goodbye forever. time to play with ur cunty evil twin for a while.#[ roger starring in the collinwood playhouse's 'rebecca' as .... jack favell ?? i think ?? ]
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