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Espresso and Madeleine refs :0

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Espresso: Hes has Insomnia  He drinks a lot of coffee to complete his research He doesn’t have to research as he is on the journey to the City of Wizards, and told Strawberry Crepe to complete his research on WaffleBots He one time fell asleep on Madeleine’s arm, they slept together in the tent (I swear to god they didn’t do anything ya nasty people) He “crashes”/sleeps randomly and falls to the ground His hair is messy due to the fact that he hasn’t slept He doesn’t like lattes because “the usage of MILK” (read the Expedition to Save Earthbread) He has his own Magic Candy but is still working on the other Magic Candies  He has very big brain he’s smart  He’s professor but doesn’t really teach He,,, tolerates Madeleine Him and Latte were once research partners, but he absolutely HATES co-research projects  Hes is from the Créme Republic but his grandparents were from the Coffee Tribe but currently lives in the Vanilla Kingdom His dad is NOT the Political Fish aka Afogatto Hes the best wielder of Coffee Magic Hes the shortest He is very intrigued by Lilac’s chakrams ”Coffee is a magical substance! Any counter arguments?”

Madeleine: Hes the himbo of the group He loves Espresso as much as he likes sweets but doesn’t like espresso itself He’s the Knight Commander and is a Paladin Hes a narcissist (%10 to be exact) He,,, isnt really fond of Strawberry Crepe after the costume incident He wants to travel around the world and is from the Creme Republic He has 3 aunts and his mother, and they all support him He has long hair but usually cuts it to ankle-knee level His sword is more heavy that his armor Hes the icon of many kids and wants-to-be-a-paladin people He has a tooth for sweets Hes the tallest Hes very strong “The Divine will bring us victory!”

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THE PILE PRESENTS: X-Play - A Very Xtreme Edition | 3/14/05

And we say it’s Xtreme, because it’s the debut of Johnny Xtreme! YEAH!

[holtbys-left-eyebrow]

the NHL but it’s an ice cream parlor

special thanks to @burkymakar and @capsfightclub for flavor suggestions (and encouragement)

ATLANTIC:

Boston Bruins - boston creme pie bc absolutely iconic

Buffalo Sabres - buffalo wing sauce (i’m so sorry)

Detroit Red Wings - squid ink. black like the heart of every detroit fan

Florida Panthers - pistachio bc quote “florida is where the old people live and old people love pistachios”

Montreal Canadiens - poutine (it could be good? idk)

Ottawa Senators - ice. no cream. worst attendance in the league.

Tampa Bay Lightning - lemon? zing!

Toronto Maple Leafs - maple syrup. duhh

METROPOLITAN:

Carolina Hurricanes - sorbet bc they’re bougie

Columbus Blue Jackets - they already have one that’s why i’m doing this

New Jersey Devils - devil’s food cake

New York Islanders - new york cheesecake

New York Rangers - apple pie

Philadelphia Flyers - cheese whiz (no i’m not sorry)

Washington Capitals - either red velvet (Rock the Red) or pop rocks (Unleash the Fury)

Pittsburgh Penguins - toothpaste and oj (not sorry here either)

CENTRAL:

Chicago Blackhawks - vanilla. bc white people.

Colorado Avalanche - blue raspberry/some kind of fresh berry

Dallas Stars - s’mores

Nashville Predators - peanut butter cookie

St. Louis Blues - two-ball screwball, these weird ice cream cone things from the ice cream truck that are super artificial and had a fucking hard ass gumball at the bottom with a flavor that only lasted 10 seconds

Winnipeg Jets - oatmeal raisin bc they’re deceptively disappointing

Minnesota Wild -  party animal crackers

PACIFIC:

Anaheim Ducks - popcorn/kettle corn 

Arizona Coyotes - prickly pear

Calgary Flames - cinnamon

Edmonton Oilers - rocky mountain oysters (be careful googling this one)

Los Aneles Kings - rocky road

San Jose Sharks - phish food

Seattle Kraken - mint chocolate chip bc they’re fresh and fun and it’s only a matter of time before everyone hates them bc of the expansion draft

Vancouver Canucks - whale blubber / akutaq (shoutout to the Alaska and Pacific Natives)

Vegas Golden Knights - a really intense chocolate (you know. sin city.)

[britesparc]

Weekend Top Ten #423

Top Ten Eggs

So I had another Top Ten all ready to go this weekend, when I remembered it was Easter. I guess in our Current Troubles it would be easy to forget, but to be honest Easter as a markable event sort of passes me by. We do the whole egg shenanigans, but having lost a good deal of the articles of my faith I don’t really note the significance the way I do Christmas (although we do tend to eat fish on Good Friday). As such, this is only the second even vaguely Easter-themed Top Ten I’ve ever done.

Anyway, as we all know, Easter is about getting lots and lots of chocolate Easter Eggs and literally nothing else. As such, I’ve listed here my Top Ten Eggs. That’s eggs of all shapes and sizes! Well, not shapes; I guess they’re all egg-shaped, more or less. That’s kind of a prerequisite. But they are different sizes! Honest!

Some are fictional eggs; some are real eggs. But as sure as they are they, they each have something special about them.

So here we go. absolutely definitively the bestest eggs you’ll ever see.

Cadbury's Easter Eggs: it’s just normal Cadbury’s milk chocolate, except it’s thin, right, and it’s curved like an egg… and somehow it becomes transcendent. The tastiest possible type of chocolate on Earth, especially if it’s very cold.

Boiled Eggs: as far as savoury eggs go, clearly the supreme. In fact, so delicious and versatile is the boiled egg, I’ve decided it can represent all other savoury eggs; the ur-egg. Delicious warm in kedgeree; cold in a picnic; but the pinnacle, soft boiled with soldiers.

Dizzy (Dizzy game series, from 1987): he’s an adventurer, a wizard, a knight, a platform superstar, an 8-bit icon, a British institution, and… an egg. Many a formative gaming memory was generated trying to get a bastard egg to jump across some bastard clouds.

Yoshi's Egg (Nintendo games, from 1990): a big beautiful polka-dot cartoon egg, from which springs an ebullient dinosaur-thing, the freakish union of a tauntaun, a raptor, and a frog.

Cadbury's Mini Eggs: in the world of egg-based chocolate confectionary, the Mini Egg reigns supreme. Small enough to feel slight, but with plentiful Cadbury’s taste, and a supremely sweet punch to its crunchy shell. Delightfully moreish to the point of being sick-inducing.

Raptor Egg (Jurassic Park, 1993): the scene of the eggs hatching in Jurassic is incredible, the mix of scientific wonder and natural beauty. It’s a great character moment for Richard Attenborough’s Hammond, and there’s a nice vaguely yucky vibe to the hatching monster. And then you add the soupcon of terror when we realise the babby dino is a velociraptor. Yikes.

Kinder Eggs: tasty Euro choc hides some kind of distended plastic tablet which in turn hides some kind of tiny figurine or a dismembered plastic car or some little tie-in thing. An egg-shaped box of delights, in other words, but it loses a couple of points for its occasional bouts of sexist stereotyping.

Sheldon (Orson's Farm, 1986-1989): he’s an egg, right, but with legs! He’s a chick that didn’t fully hatch, so they called him Sheldon! I was a big Orson’s Farm (aka US Acres) fan as a kid, and shy, nerdy Sheldon was one of my favourite characters. Definitely the best Sheldon in popular culture.

Cadbury's Creme Eggs: an iconic delight, a beautiful facsimile of a real egg rendered in chocolate and fondant. Wonderfully difficult to eat without getting chocolate everywhere. Totally sugary, though; you can feel it dissolving your teeth as you eat.

Alien Egg (Alien, 1979): a fat sac of flesh and phlegm that dislodges its slick, spidery spawn right in the face of poor old John Hurt. Terrifying and so iconic that it became the franchise’s cover star.

The inclusion of the boiled egg made me think that maybe I should have split this up more. Maybe I should have compartmentalised, and had Top Ten Savoury Eggs, Top Ten Confectionary Eggs, and Top Ten Fictional Eggs. Hmmm. Well, I guess that’s the next three Easters sorted.

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