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gayseadragon · 1 year
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Zedaph Fanart from the episode he used creepers as a musical instrument
Fun fact, I drew this at like- 3am immediately after seeing the episode
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yoongistims · 1 year
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🍀 ; neon green creeper themed stim board !
️️ ️️️️️️️️️ ️️ ️️ ️️ ; sorry for the absence, hit a burnout ️️ ️️️️️️️️️ ️️ ️️ ️️ ️️ ️️️️️️️️️ ️️ ️️ ️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️ ️️ ️️ ️️ haha .. back tho !
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cake-exists · 8 days
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Creeper. Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww*gasp*wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww*gasp*wwwwww
Ma-(faints)
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nugget-child · 28 days
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TELL ME WHY MY ENGLISH TEACHER WAS PLAYING 2017 WHITE GIRL MUSIC
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professional-termite · 10 months
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*your gender got exploded by a creeper*
creeper...awwww man...so we back in the mines...got our pickaxe swinging from side to side...side side to side...
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cellberry · 1 year
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"No Jordan Maron for my girl, only Usher."
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crazycatfiberarts · 8 months
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deadboystims · 2 years
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California gorls we’re unforgettable 😜
🧨.🧨.🧨 : 💥.💥.💥 : 📛.📛.📛
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sleepyy-jayy · 11 months
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good morning america my very first tumblr post with art yahoo
dont mind the laziness i did this last night for shits and giggles i promise i can do better than this
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spinachandhoney · 2 years
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All that’s left now is Sully :0
This is my friend G, whose skin is literally just a leg that looks like a creeper. Not sure how I feel bout the teeth, but I think the design is cute otherwise
THEYRE OFFICIALLY THE SMALLEST CHARACTER IN THE SMP CANON
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Goofy ahh creeper costume at spotlight
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I often forget that the Minecraft song revenge is an adaptation and it feels like being stabbed whenever I try to sing one and finish with the other
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peskypawz · 11 months
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creeper! aww man
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concord-and-cliches · 4 months
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creeper? aww, man [id in alt!]
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all444miles · 1 year
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can you please do 42!miles with a baddie like a Megan type vibe? SHE HAS A PINK JEEP
💗💗💗💗
— SHE A BADDIE
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— pairing: e42!miles x fem!black!reader — genre: fluff — summary: what its like for 42 miles to date a reader with a "baddie like megan" vibe. — a/n : i felt like i was a lil lazy writing this, sorry ! can yall tell i got excited abt the jeep n the attitude part.. its litch what kept me writing this whole thing 😭 also, a car creeper is those lil things u slide under to fix the underside of ur car — a/n 2: changed the way i start writin a jus a lil, petition for head over heels 42 miles supremacy !! + this was so fun.. like i was writing this n i was like "lemme be this when i grow up" LMAOOO so ty for the request anonnn, mwah and enjoy !!
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MILES FALLS IN LOVE with you every second. like, honestly, just do anything, he's wrapped around your finger.
maybe he'll try and hide it, but you make him fold 24/7. you dont even have to do nothing.
it's just something about your energy, the way you dont give a damn about nothing, he just loves it. y'all are like beast boy and raven.
"mama, you killin' me right now." "hm? did i do somethin'?" "i love you so, so much. i swear, you make me weak." "aww, hun, I love you more." "yeah, keep dreamin'. now, lemme love on you."
hype man, hype man, HYPE MANN
when I say if you want to do anything he's here for it, he's here for it.
you wanna get your hair done? he's at your service.
you wanna go to the mall? he's already throwing you the keys to your jeep.
you wanna get your nails done? show him your options (he always likes the french tips, esp this.)
"Y'know Miles, i think this set ain't looking too good no more.." "You wanna get new nails?" "Mhm, wanna help me pick?" "'Course I do, let's see em."
does not care what you wear, he's always gonna say you look gorgeous. plus, he can fight. but, he's always got his hands on your waist. always.
you're your own girl, he knows that. he spoils you, yes, but he'll always let you do your own thing.
he can't explain it, but when you refer to him as "my man", or your anything, really, it does something to his heart.
yk when latto goes "ty to my man"? yeah, that's you.
"My nails? Yeah, my man helped me pick 'em."
you have attitude. Miles doesn't mind, he's a "yes ma'am" kind of guy, but if it's to him, hes gonna shut you down.
a lot of the times, you won't care, and it won't end in an argument, becuase he's still shutting you down regardless.
"Miles, you lost your shit or sum." "Amor, drop that tone f'me, aight?"
you are a party animal, and Miles? He'll just be in the back, watching you do your thing with your friends. If you ask him to dance with you though, he will for sure.
Will he throw money on you? Yes, yes he will. (Not sexual btw !)
Your jeep. He has his own car, but he honestly loves yours the best.
He helped you decorate it, all pretty and pink
He will happily get in your jeep while you blast Megan or Rihanna because c'mon now, who wouldnt?
I'm insistent he's good with mechanics, so he'll tune your car whenever you need him to, bryson tiller or tory lanez playing while he does so. (i'm losing my shit rn.)
"Cariño, ¿puedes pasarme esa llave inglesa? It's to ya left." (Baby, can you pass me that wrench?)
he'd say, sliding out from the car creeper under the hood of your pink jeep, sliding back in after you passed him the tool.
and after about 15 minutes, he'd come back out, putting a dirty cloth over his shoulder, wiping the sweat from his forehead.
its a sight to see: white tank top, slightly stained with grime from fixing your car; his favorite gold chain glistened in the sun, adorned with beaded glints of sweat from his neck.
"Aight, i think she's good, you can start her up if you wanna." "Yay! thank you for fixing my car, baby, I love youu."
you'd squeal, wrapping your arms around his neck to plant a kiss on his cheek, your pink tinted lip gloss staining his face.
"Ain't no problem princesa, I love you too."
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likes, reblogs, comments and asks are always appreciated !
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strniohoeee · 11 months
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i need me some more hoodrat chris bestie pleasee😣
maybe another scenario where reader is out with her friends and some guy won’t leave her alone so she says “ just wait till my man gets here ” and then the guy is like “ i ain’t scared of no lil white boy” and then chris shows up with his blicky 😋😋😋
Racketeer Pt. 2
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Pairing: Chris Sturniolo X Female Reader
Synopsis: Y/N and her friends are out clubbing for her best friends birthday, but this one guy won’t leave them alone. She calls Chris and he’s ready to kill for her🖤
Warnings⚠️: Once again pure self indulgence of hoodrat Chris, but also there’s talks of a pew pew in here obviously🤭 so enjoyyyy
Song for the imagine: No Suburban, Pt.2- Sheff G
You get shot down if you play his songs
I keeps Glock round’, I would let it off
Chris hated it when I went out alone, or with my homegirls because he felt like he couldn’t be there to protect me. Honestly I preferred it because Chris would watch every one like a hawk, and was prepared to pop a cap on anybody.
Tonight was my best friend's birthday, and she wanted to go to all the clubs downtown, and bar hop, but she wanted it just a girls night out. So when I told Chris this you can imagine the shock on his face
“Just the girls….” He said looking at me
“Yes Chris, just the girls” I said laughing
“Ima be like Batman…sneaking into that bitch and hiding in the shadows” he said
“Okayyyy creeper much” I said laughing at him again
“I’m kidding ma, but if anybody tries some crazy shit you know what to do” he said
“Yes I do, call you, ignore the person and hope you don’t pop the guy” I said rolling my eyes
“Exactly! This is why I love you” he said coming over and kissing me
Tonight was the night of my best friends extravaganzas, and I was currently finishing up getting ready. Chris decided he would drop me off at the first club since he didn’t trust Uber drivers and me alone. He’s very protective
I had gotten all dolled up in a black short sleeve long bodycon dress with glittery silver heels on, and my glitter clutch. I had done my hair and makeup up (however you want it be)
I walked out to the living room to let Chris know I was ready to go
“Baby I’m ready” I said walking to him in the living room
“Ouuuuuu someone’s looking real fucking good” he said reaching his hands out to grab me
“Aww thank you baby” I said leaning down and kissing him
“Alright let’s head out” he said grabbing my hand and walking us to his car
After about 30 minutes we had gotten downtown and to the first club. He put the car in park
“Alight baby I Love you, and I’ll keep you posted the whole night” I said giving him a kiss
“Love you too mama, and just know I’ll be right by my phone. If anything happens please baby call me” he said with puppy dog eyes
“I will my love” I said giving him one last kiss before heading out
My best friend and our homegirls and I were all partying and having a blast, she got a VIP section in the third club we were at. I had a few drinks and I was feeling good. Texting Chris every 20 minutes that everything was okay, and even sending him selfies and pictures of the girls and me.
I had decided to go to the bathroom alone which was probably the first biggest mistake of the night. To get to the bathroom I had to pass the cigar smoking area and the men’s bathroom, and that’s when I started to realize I might’ve done something stupid.
As I was walking to the bathroom some man stopped me
“Hey beautiful, where are you headed?” He asked me
“To the restroom” I said bluntly
“You should come hang with the real gentlemen up here” he said smirking down at me
“No, I'm good. I’m here with my friends” I said giving him a fake smile
“They can join us too” he said looking over at his friends
“We all have boyfriends. No thanks” I said, and with that I walked to the bathroom
Should I tell Chris? Should I not…..no he’ll come in here and create a big ass show.
I finished using the bathroom, and had to walk back pass these animals
“Nothing weird come sit with us” he yells as I speed past him
“I said no! Don’t you understand the word no? Leave me alone” I said shooing him with my hand and walking back down to our VIP area
“Hey girl where you been” my friend asks me
“I went to use the bathroom, and this creep wouldn’t stop talking to me” I said to them
“Oh god don’t let Chris find out” she said and started to laugh
“Honestly if he keeps trying me I will call Christopher” I said to them
About 20 minutes later we were all dancing in the VIP area when I feel eyes on me from above, so I look up, and that creepy guy with all his friends were watching my friends and I…..they looked like they were hunting for their next snack.
“FUCKING GO AWAY” I yelled up at him
“JUST ONE CHANCE BABY, ONE DANCE” he yelled back
“YO CREEPY GUYS WE ALL HAVE SHOOTER BOYFRIENDS I SUGGEST YOU BACK OFF” my best friend screamed at him
“WE DONT CARE ABOUT NO BOYFRIENDS” he yelled back
“LEAVE US ALONEEEEE” my other friend screamed at them, and we just went back to dancing
I’m going to say another 20 minutes went by, and all of a sudden these guys are walking towards our VIP area.
“Y/N I’m thinking now’s a good time to call Chris” my one friends said
“I think I will” I said grabbing my phone out of my purse
But before I could call Chris this asshole came up to us
“Come on pretty girl, why won’t you give me a chance” he said frowning
“Like I said I have a man” I said sipping my drink, and not even looking at him
“Oh baby I won’t tell no one” he said smiling at me
“Can you go away like I literally keep saying I have a man, and I don’t want to talk to you” I said rolling my eyes at him
“Well too bad baby. I won’t stop” he said trying to walk closer to me
“Oh no” I said sticking my foot out and pushing him back with my heel
“Just fucking wait till my man gets here” I said grabbing my phone to call Chris
“I ain’t scared of no lil white boy” he said laughing at me
I hit Chris contact and put the phone to my ear
“Hey baby, parties over already?” he asked laughing a bit
“Chris…” I said, and he immediately knew
“Where are you? And who’s bothering you” he said, and I heard him get off the bed
“I’m at Raven, and it’s some guy here who will not leave the girls and I alone. Like I just had to push him away with my foot he was getting so close” I told him
“Stay right there baby, and Ima be there real fast” he said, and I heard him load up his gun, and cock it
Oh boy these guys were in for a treat. About 30 minutes passed, and I saw Chris walking through the crowd
“Yooo Christopher” my best friend said giving him a handshake
“Thank you baby” I said as he came and sat next to me on the little couch
“Always baby, always” he said kissing my head
“Other than that creep how’s the birthday night going” he asked my friends
“Oh it’s going greattttt” they all said clearly very tipsy
I saw the guy again in the crowd watching us, and I knew he was about to come over
“That’s him Chris” I said tapping Chris, and having him look at the guy
Chris looked over at the guy dropping his face, and giving the guy a smug smirk
The guy still had the balls to walk over
“Ahhh the little boy toy” the guy said walking into our area
“Mmm I’d watch how I’m speaking to my man” I said to the guy
“Or what?” He said laughing
Chris laughed and leaned back allowing his pistol to be slightly exposed in his waistband.
“I’d choose my next words carefully” Chris said looking at the guy
“Who do you think you are” the guy said getting pissed
In a swift moment Chris got up, pulling the guy close to him, and placing the pistol at the guys dick
“I’m her boyfriend, and she’s been telling me you and your little stupid ass friends have been bothering her and her friends all night. Is this true” Chris asked him
“I don’t know what she’s saying” the guy said looking at Chris in fright
“IS THIS TRUE” he said pushing the barrel harder into the guys dick
“OKAY YES YES” he said getting scared
“If a lady tells you no, and she has a man you BACK THE FUCK OFF” Chris said to the guy
“Yeah yeah sure I got it” he said starting to sweat
“I’m not sure that you do get it…..maybe I have to pull the trigger” Chris said and started to cock the gun
“NO NO IM SORRY OKAY. I NEVER MEANT TO BOTHER THEM IM SORRY PLEASE LET ME GO” the guy started to weep into Chris arms
“Yeah, and guess what you’re paying for their whole tab, or I’ll be waiting outside for you, and I’ll split your fucking wig GOT IT” Chris said to the guy
“Yes I’m sorry I’m sorry” the guy said putting his hands up
“Now get the fuck outta here you fucking pussy before I change my mind and blow your dick off” Chris said pushing him back
The guy ran away, and Chris placed the pistol back in his waistband
“Fucking pussy….the fuck he thought he was” Chris said looking over his shoulder at the scared man
“Uhhh I love when you do that Chris” I said pulling him in to sit next to me
“I told you I’d do anything for you, and if it means popping someone…I’m gonna fucking do it” he said slinging his arm over my shoulder and giving me a kiss.
“To Chris for saving the day” my best friend screamed and we all cheered our cups together
I guess I’m in love with a shootah!
The End
I loveeeeee hoodrat Chris like okayyyyy😋🤞🏽. Lmk if yall liked this one as much at the first one 💋💋💋Also sorry I didn’t post at all yesterday I just wasn’t in the writing mood, but now we’re back🤭🫶🏽
-J💅🏽
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