#crabby crabbo

[chimera-tail]

i was gonna stalk ur blog to find out how to sway you but i got distracted bcz of the greek mythology content

hi im nia T-T

haha yeah I used to strictly be a Greek myths blog, and then I deleted that account (filled with regrets T-T), but then I opened another account, which I deleted again 💀 (that I don't regret), butttt then I have this account now, and I still try to post the same stuff here while being an active part of desiblr and vasantblr :3

Hello!

[malka-lisitsa]

Smashes the door off it's hinges. "MY MAMA IS WORTH THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS OF CRABBOS."

"She will raise a crabby army."

"They pinch without remorse, and I shall stand as ONE OF THEM."

"Pinching without remorse? MY GOD.... they've all turned off their crabmanity. THIS IS A DISASTER."

"We have to start playing techno music down at the beach at ONCE so they will GATHER and we can capture them and properly train them for my world domination."

"Lizzy start dancing at once, if they see their alpha crab doing it they're more likely to follow."

[zeherili-ankhein]

do uk who crabby is? have you recieved crabbo asks before today? this is a serious investigation please refrain from lying

Yesss crabby messaged me once before asking about Chhota Bheem, which is what I majorly talk about in my blog. So from that I deduced they scrolled through my blog.

Ask post

Crabby had send me an ask about Chhota Bheem, it was verryyy late at night going to be dawn soon. I was sleepy and didn't notice the crab emoji, but I did answer their ask before going to bed. It was only after I woke up next day that I noticed it was crabby.

This was the second ask crabby send me

[occasional-crabrawler]

Welcome to occasional Crabrawler! Occasionally, you will find crabrawler here. But maybe you can coax them out with questions? Or try to steal their berries, depends on how well you can take a punch.

[piratical-princess]

Updated my crabitat for Velociraptor Vanjie. I don’t even wanna show the “before” pic, it was so tragic. My violent nasty ass boy is a proper king now.

[the-gedonelune-times]

Can I claim that Caesar is a Cancer? I don't know to me he fits with that sign, I wanted to put crabby or crabbo

This means that Caesar and I are crab buddies now. I will be making a crab costume for his piggy form, shortly.

[fleurabeille]

heyyyyyy what's up crabbo i miss you lots (guess whoooooooo) (i bet you can guess)

hi my lil stabby crabby ily to pieces 🦀🔪💓

[veequeue]

Crabbo. . . #crabbo #crab #crablife #crabby #messwiththecrabboyougetthestabbo #fortfoster #kittery #Maine #adadventurum #wet #crustacean (at Kittery Fort Foster Gate House)

[chimera-tail]

Hey, I'll give you unlimited cupcakes along with content if you tell me what's going on with this "Crabby" person

[I'm amused. And intrigued :)]

lol sureeee

So Desiblr (or at least the people I know in Desiblr) has been getting a lot of asks (almost like spam), by an anon who identifies themselves with 🦀 and their asks are usually on crack but sometimes hella flirtatious too.

Now, no one knows who krab/Krabby/crabbo/crabby is, except for me and 3 other people (long story short: in the second ask Krabby sent me on my old blog, they forgot to turn on anon, and then I told two other people about their true identity :3)

And now, since Krabby is a menace to society and is literally everywhere, @18shadesofmay and @definitelynotnia, who also have been affected by the krab, are trying to find out who it is.

So yeah, that's about it :}

[occasional-crabrawler]

HOW TOUGH ARE YOU CRABBY MCCRABSON

[occasional-crabrawler]

Favorite move?

[occasional-crabrawler]

*waits until they are away and takes just one single berry, only to replace it with one of their own*

[occasional-crabrawler]

YEAH YOU WORK THEM LEGS. KICK ALL THE THINGS.

[occasional-crabrawler]

Instead of punching, have you tried kicking?

[occasional-crabrawler]

Kicking is just punching with your legs

[occasional-crabrawler]

Hey crab! You know what would be fun? Holding some Air Balloons and floating in the air!