#covered in ranch

[chi-haku]

i will never understand bitches who dont eat vegetables. like i just made a big mf salad and i am SO EXCITED

[shepscapades]

HEHEHE such good eye for details!! =w=

[you-have-made-a-fatal-error]

I <3 these puzzles!!! best, best puzzles!!!

[furrbbyx]

M👹NSTER March Day 10: Gargoyle

Quick smut of amab!Gargolyexcis!woman reader

cw: talk of churches, defiling religious statues, hetero monster sex

Do not reproduce, do not copy

Approx 700 words

You didn't think you would be so moved by visiting the hallowed ground on which the grand cathedral's ruins rested.

It seemed to have been placed so thoughtfully in the glen, cleared fo tall trees so that the light of heaven could shine down through the stone lintel windows.

Immaculate, you thought to yourself and shivered. Walking slowly you made your way outside through a back door. Caressing the mossy stone walls and pew you passed by seemed to arouse you and add headiness to your growing euphoria. Your nipples pricked when you stopped to lean against one of the statues perched beside the door. Looking up you noticed that it's a gargolla. A weathered carving of a snarling protector demon.

You couldn't stop yourself from running your hands over the cool smooth stone as if it were your lover. Your fingers tips traced the groves in the wings until they met his shoulders and you flattened your palms to rub up over the massive sculpted muscled of its back. If it were not squatting the statue would tower over you.

You giggled to your self as you stick your fingers in its nostrils. This place made you feel uninhibited and a bit heedless.

You leaned in and give the statue's cheek a sweet little kiss because you can't help it. You want to share this feeling, even if it's only with a lump of stone. Leaning against it like this, your lush breasts are pressed against its hunched shoulders, and you can use both hands to explore the carving front and back.

You are a little surprised to find the swell of a phallus and a smooth ballsack between the creatures legs.

This might well frighten off an intruder, you thought cheekily and grab the member firmly without shame. You positioned yourself in front of the statue and leaned over slightly to grasp and rub the obscene cock in both palms. Looking directly into the carved, blank eyes as if in challenge.

Your heart rate increased, your brown skin seemed to glow refracting the late afternoon sunlight, you sighed as your perverse sense of pleasure became heightened by this unholy act.

In a moment you dropped to your knees and enveloped the shaft in a kiss. Your plush lips felt indecent and soon puffy as you continued to kiss, then lick, and finally start swallowing the length bit by bit.

If anyone were to come upon you, what would they do?

Your arousal sparked painfully sharp between your legs, insistent.

Unable to resist you turned, raised your skirt, and settled yourself over the cockhead using its massive thighs to brace. Though you'd been impatient you slid your wet aching slit over the length of the protruding dildo. A rapturous sense of wickedness filled you while you took this pleasure. Soon, feeling the nudge of the creature's cock was not enough.

Arching your back you grasped the statues neck and pressed your hips back. The slow work of stretching around the thing had you sweating in no time, yet your eyes were closed tight in concentration and ecstasy. 

You hastily slipped a hand beneath your skirt to rub your clit. With a gasp your felt yourself being filled past the loosening muscles of your pussy's entrance and it became easy to slide down over the thing with your slickened hungry cunt.

You canted your hips, rolled them over the rigid stone column in your guts with a strangled groan. Your engorged little clit pulsed in time with your grinding as you edged yourself on the statue. You had no care for the social contracts you might be breaking, all that mattered was reveling in this blissful act. Copulating in the open with demon trapped and held by the will of ancient monks.

Your mind reeled with lustful imaginings. Flashes of images of the creature awakening, taking control of your body and claiming its own satisfaction; caught up in your euphoria.

Oh how the creature would grasp at you like a desperate beast. Its cock now struck with the vigor of life and the act of rutting, would feel as a warm throb, timed with unforgiving thrusts. You could almost hear the wet slap of your bodies meeting as it hold you and straightens and fucks into your greedy little cunt like a man possessed.

That image and the well known rhythm of your hand stimulating your clit had you stiffening in orgasm in no time. You tried to force every last inch of the statue's fat dick into your pussy as your shuddered and huffed.

You wouldn't have a chance to relax or let your heart rate slow because without warning the great stone arms of the statue moved to swiftly capture you in an embrace. One tightly clasped around your torso the other at your breast claws jabbing into the taught flesh.

A hot breath like molten rock scorched the air near your cheek and  hissed:

"Now it's my turn"

[phatcatphergus]

Ranch of fobo sure seems like a sleepy old town

[insomnya777]

do you guys want to see my boat boys playlist 💯💯💯💯💯💯

[casual-praxis]

I don’t know if or when I’ll finish this but the pose turned out pretty good, so I figured I’d toss this into the void while I’m here.

I had the idea of Red holding a boom slime from Slime Rancher, and then I realized those things explode like, every couple seconds. He’s probably fine, just a little crispy (originally his smile looked a lot more pained and I struggled so hard to smooth it out).

I’m starting to think Red might be my new muse. It’s been a while since I’ve had one of those for drawing. Very exciting.

Usually I have my line width jotted down somewhere since my phone doesn’t have pressure sensitivity, but this time I just went with the flow. Whatever happened happened. It’s nicer that way I should do it more often.

[classicpixels]

Tested the game with a new household. A preview of Joshua and his companion, Prince.

[pommyommyomni]

tw kinda suggestive I guess ???

anyway you gotta make sure that you give your Pomni plush a little bit of time everyday with her face pressed into your chest. Like engulfed entirely by your bare tiddees ok. It’s called breastfeeding and she needs it or she’ll die

[lilacacia]

Fable in training

[discow1tch]

Remember when Austin Gunn was on a reality TV show?

[vixonspixels]

Mercy's first magazine cover

Mercy was overjoyed when the stallion times reached out to her to be the feature of the front cover for this month. She talks about all things equestrian related including her go to looks for that lovely evening stroll with your beloved mare or stallion!

Pose by my amazing bestie @pinkishwrld , you can find the pose pack here . There are four different poses to choose from! The pack goes public on the 13/08/23, until then it is in early access 🤍

Bridle and saddle can be found here and the horse blanket here

Mercy's equestrian clothes can be found below

Cap | Shirt | Pants they are in early access at the time of posting this

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[skoulsons]

“Do you give a shit about me or not?”

“Of course I do.”

“Then what are you so afraid of?”

I’m afraid of continuing my failure streak. I have a chance to not fail. I have a chance to not fail with you, after already having done so time and time again these last three months. I can stop. To leave and let you go. To put you in the hands of someone I trust, because I don’t trust myself with you. Because I will get you killed. I’ve failed at protecting your innocence. I failed at keeping that clicker completely off you. I’ve failed at keeping you from shooting a man. I failed at protecting you from Sam and I failed at shielding you from Henry. I even fail you in my dreams. I can’t save you anywhere, even in my own head. I have a chance now to stop failing. To leave you and let Tommy take care of you for a while. To do what I think is the best for both of us. For you to get away from me because I will hurt you. I will fail you. I will get you killed. And it’s something I cannot stomach, not again. So I have to leave you while I have the chance. I’m doing this for you. Because I love you. Because I give way too much of a shit about you and I can’t face Hell again. I can’t go back there, especially not with you. And I’m doing this because you deserve better. Whatever the Fireflies do with you, you’ll probably still be better off than with me. Because they’re not cursed with the shadow of death that follows them around every corner. Or even if you end up somewhere else, it’s better than with me, as much as it breaks my heart. Because I want you here with me. I want to finish our journey. I want to figure out what we’ll do after the Fireflies. I want to settle down. I want to live. I want to embrace this second chance I get with you. This new life that’s been laid out so plainly in front of me, both of us. I want to take you in stride and go and never look back. I want to be a father again, I crave it. I long for it. I want to have that life back, and I have a chance to with you. But going back there is also my fear and it’s eating me up inside. Because there will always be something, someone, who will ruin this for me. For us. And I can’t subject you to that. I can’t willingly run through the chance of pain like that with you, so I have to leave you

[thebramblewood]

Once Bonnie agreed to take over the ranch, she insisted her grandparents go on a long vacation to Tartosa (despite the troubling finances). Bonnie's parents died in an accident when she was still in diapers, so Moira and Declan have kept themselves busy raising not just horses but also Bonnie and her older brother Kellan (more on him later). Now that they're back, they're overjoyed to finally meet Lu. Even Praline was on suspiciously good behavior upon their arrival.

Bonnie: "Babe, what happened? You're filthy!"

Lu: *heaves dramatic sigh* "It's a long and slightly traumatizing story."

Declan: *chuckles* "This gal knows the meaning of hard work. I like her already!"

Moira: "I just can't wait to start planning the wedding. Have you set a date? Where are we gonna have this thing? Oh, Bonnie, your mama's dress is still up in the attic! Wouldn't it be so special for you to wear it?"

Bonnie: "Er, you know I don't really do dresses, Gran."

Moira: "Well, then Lu can wear it! I can fix it up to fit her like a glove."

Lu: "Hold on... You already told them? I thought we were going to do it together!"

Bonnie: "Sorry, I got a little too excited on the drive home..."

[jensownzoo]

I'm really having a fun and relaxing time playing Paleo Pines today. It's sort of like Stardew Valley in feel, but more relaxing since there's both less pressure to produce farm products and make money and (so far at least) no fighting. Plus it has dinosaurs!

Only quibble is that to my knowledge the game did not inform me that you had to enter a crop (farmed or wild) into your journal before you were allowed to harvest it the first time. I got super frustrated and internet search failed me. Ended up figuring it out eventually.

[infinite-ticking-clock37]

Currently remembering two of my gayest object OCS and decided to redraw something I did with them a year ago now

Meet Chocolate Covered Strawberry (CC Strawberry for short)

And Ranch Cup =D

OG thing ⬇️

Jeez my old art style is.. ew..