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#no i haven't slept#vanilla extract#bo burnham#welcome to tumblr#come and take a seat#let's discuss baking ingredients for cakes we'll never eat#we’ve got radar#and reblogs#and fun little polls#…quick pick a thing you’d like to mix in a bowl#🎶
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My favourite type of headphones would be your thighs 🛐
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MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMTHAT'S REALLY HOT YOU KNOW?? WANNA COME AND MARK THEM UPP???? HEHEHEHEE:33333333333
#ILYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYILYILYILYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#THEY'RE JUST WAITING FOR YOU#come and take a seat#🪞 <3#friends!!
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“sit on it” has got to be one of the hottest things a man can say
#i’m literally doing the whole pianist thingy where i’m reaching behind me to push away the too long jacket before i take a seat cidjdjjdj#idk i just find it so hot#and if they need it so bad that they’re lowkey hissing through gritted teeth and urging you to come closer and literally pleading for it???#like ‘please sit on it please please’#GOODBYE#!!!!!!!
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Shot by Carol, on one fateful Saturday morning
#the bumper sticker made me cringe so hard but ya'll can't tell me he doesn't have it smh#darryl is so stiff in photos.. you just know he has no idea what to do with his hands#also Carol originally wanted to take a pic of Grant but you know he really hates it... she couldn't convince him to come out of the car#not me spending hours on the Honda website staring at pictures of Honda Odyssey 2018 model from every possible angle#and one last thing - how tf did carol let darryl get away with buying a $40k 7 seat car when they're a family of 3?? Only Matt knows I gues#aaaand if you read all this already - can you spot the Charleston Chew? >:3#darryl wilson#grant wilson#even though it's mostly his shoes lol#my art#dndads#dungeons and daddies#dnddaddies#dndads s1
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generally i think tim is the kind of person who just saves contacts in his phone by name. kon meanwhile is the kind of person who HAS to have a fun name for everyone he loves. when they start dating, you know it's serious the day kon changes his own name in tim's phone to "babycakes 💖🔥" and tim rolls his eyes but doesn't change it back.
#rimi talks#timkon#this WILL come back to get tim's ass next time he's driving cass somewhere and his phone buzzes#and he's like can you check who that was? and it's just a simple text from kon like heyy whats up :)! but cass does a full spit take#iced coffee all over the redbird passenger's seat. ''BABYCAKES?????''#tim: .#tim: . ... .... . . .. . .#cass: YOU CALL HIM BABYCAKES!??!???!?! WHEEEZE#tim staring dead-eyed at the road ahead: You Better Clean That Up.#cass texting back: Not Much BabyCakes 😩🎂🍰 What is up With You !!! 🤓👉👌#tim: Napkins Are In The Glove Compartment.#tim: .........................WHAT ARE YOU TEXTING HIM DONT MAKE ME PULL OVER. CASS#tormenting him is her god-given right as his big sister#tim#kon#cass#<- in the tags anyways <3
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For vaggie that spear is her support animal/therapist
For charlie, it's a rival she'd like to throw in lava but can't cause, it's vaggies support 'animal'
silly headcanon plot twist- Charlie's jealously at the spear ISN'T silly or irrational at all, it's a subconscious manifestation of Charlie's desperation for her girlfriend to actually open up emotionally to HER instead of to a WEAPON, confide fears and problems in CHARLIE, and a very frustrated, very also-emotionally-constipated-in-her-own-way Charlie doesn't wanna pin that frustration on Vaggie directly so she deflects all her anger to the spear, which as an inanimate objects, can't get any hurt feelings over this or decide Charlie is too much and dump her
we've done it. we've cracked the silly headcanon and found the angst waiting underneath XD XD XD
or maybe the above is all just what the hazbin crew speculates together, in their weekly "there's no way those two idiots don't have shit going on in their relationship" chaggie hotel gossip meet-ups
#hazbin hotel#chaggie#charlie morningstar#vaggie#making angst out of a silly headcanon#Husk probably both founded and runs said meet ups#t's like his support group he can vent and not lose his entire mind#at the hotel that's a front row seat to chaggie#and their obliviousness to their own unaddressed drama#angel dust treats the gossip meet-ups like a weekly soap opera and comes up with the most ideas which are pretty much garbage#including one where vaggie has an evil twin sister up in heaven#pentious takes it the most seriously#after every chaggie gossip session he picks their room to sneak into and anxiously watch them sleep (until vaggie kicks him out)#he's so WORRIED#but also sssstudying them. for tipsssss#niffty acts out all the chaggie speculation ideas in real time with dead bug puppets#other than that she just likes speculating on how many people vaggie's probably killed and how she might have done it and#how charlie would scream in horror if she found out#alastor is NEVER invited to these meet ups#he always shows up anyway#and brings heartbreak-themed snacks no one else at the meet-up ever touches#he tried bribing Razzle and Dazzle into joining in with an offer of doughnuts in exchange for their own unique insight into chaggie#they burnt the doughnuts to ash but#silently DID promise not to tell chaggie about the meetings#keekee uses the meetings to make rounds and get as many pettings as possible#chaggie drama as a spectator sport is a hotel tradition that its founder and manager have NO IDEA exists and no one has died for (yet)
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The best part about being almost 37 is literally not giving a shit what anyone thinks about me.
#anon coming at me about my relationship with my kids#lmao take several seats!!!!!#my daughter is fine#parents are allowed to think their children are annoying#deleted! 🤣🤣🤣
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just watched wicked i think the only possible improvement would be if they kissed on the mouth
#i have been a wicked girlie since middle school this just healed me#the set design. the costume. the acting the VOCALS. ARE IT UP i will not be taking criticism#*ate. help.#actually was so good and this is coming from a remake hater#i just love when you can tell a project was made by people who were passionate about it.#the art deco style and details of all the architecture had me wiggling in my seat#got real chills#the first time i have ever been in a theater of white people clapping and felt compelled to join in#ok bye.#/astro posts
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As I say goodbye to this country bit by bit, I'm visiting place by place for the final time. Which means I'm going for the longest drive I've ever done (5 hours) soon, driving across nearly the whole country to the north to visit a friend
#Waffles plush is coming with me in the passenger seat lol#I'm taking her to the beach#loz says stuff
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i’m still in the moment imogen got all flustered about frida playing back her calling laudna beautiful and laudna twirling her hair. i’ll be chilling here for a while (it’s now my house)
#critical role spoilers#cr spoilers#imodna#laudna#imogen temult#come in take a seat#i got cookies#we can watch it on loop together
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mclaren saying theyll ask oscar for help is so funny hes never in between lando and max what is he supposed to do
HE NEEDS TO STOP BEING IN THE DAMN CUCK CHAIR WATCHING NORSTAPPEN 1-2 THATS WHAT!!!!😭
#he sees kitten friends holding hands and his inner fujo comes out like damn lemme take a back seat#blorbocedes ask
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Gabriel Bortoleto | x
#gabriel bortoleto#autumn posts#welcome to F1 Gabriel!! excited to get to know him more!#so many rookies next year! Alpine PLEASE do not take Jack away 🥺 and Franco needs a spot too!! 🥺 gosh my first silly season and I'm like 😵💫#also there's a small flame of hope inside my heart that will never go out that Daniel may come back one day ❤️ I miss him everyday#ahh too few seats in this sport!!!!#anyways Gabriel seems like a good lad!! Audi seems like a great team for rookie year since its not as much pressure to be pulling P1s etc?#and I love to make a little gif set so here's one!!#I gotta post all the Ollie Kimi and Jack I have saved 😵💫 just small insta moments as per! the 'to organize' folder grows#that gif of B eyoncé laughing and playing her DS is me saving stuff on insta each gp#with reckless abandon! and too little phone storage!
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ballerina marinette lives rent free in my head
#mari going to uni to be a fashion designer#taking up gynastics in her free time#then attending one (1) ballet class and fallung in love#taking up ballet and droping gynastics#mari performing on stage as a ballerina and her friends coming to support her#adrien cheering the loudest in the crowd#:(#miraculous ladybug#marinette dupain cheng#ladybug#adrien agreste#adrienette#love square#omg adrien privately taking up ballet as well and helping her practice as chat noir#chat noir becoming her practice partner bc they’ve always worked beautifully together#her coach or whatever tf their called in ballet watchibg chat noir and mari dance flawlessly#the coach (?) telling them that they have to dance together in the performance bc it was just so beautiful#shennanigans as chat noir tries to come up with an excuse as to why he cant but the coach (?) wont hear any of it#now adrien has to come up with an excuse as to why he cant come watch but he wont be able to stand the sullen expression on mari’s face#so he has to find a way to be there as both adrien and chat noir#adrien sitting in the seats until its mari’s turn and then sneaking out to show up back stage as chat#calming a worried mari who thought he wasnt gonna show and then them both swinging on stage together#giving the performance of a life time#and then chat leaving for adrien to reappear#alya conplaining that he missed chat noir but its okay bc she got it all on tape#adrien complimenting mari after the show and then chat finding her later that night to compliment her again#is it obvious i prefer marichat?? LMFAOOO#marichat
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I deeply feel for anyone who is just trying to do their job or live their life and gets caught up in some viral moment. And even more so someone who gets used as a pawn in national politics. But on some level, the crazies are going to come after you anyway, so you might as well take a principled stand and try to hold fast to it until it's over.
#not saying anyone has to press charges#but they're going to come for you anyhow#so you might as well stand up for what you think is right#fully aware that this is an easy position to take in theory#this is a real cheap seats opinion here
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hey so you know how devin kelley said she and oliver have a scene as kim and buck this season??
...yeah i DEFINITELY think we're going to get an uno reverse of the crashed date from 7x05, where buck and tommy are going to be out and about and run into eddie and kim, which leads to some...Awkward Conversations 👀👀
(bonus points if we see eddie ask buck to babysit chris cause he's going on a date with marisol, only for buck to say no caues he has his own plans, and then they run into eddie with kim. the DRAMA)
((double bonus points if we get an 📢📢 EDDIE 📢📢 thats even louder than the buck heard round the world))
y'all this is gonna be MESSY and i cannot WAIT
#this has been today's segment of ✨em's crazy corkboard of theories✨#tune in next time for whatever the fuck else is gonna pop into my brain next#no but actually this would be SUCH a good parallel#especially if we get a parallel loft scene - except this one is a LOT less comforting and wholesome#and really dives into eddie needing to take some goddamn accountability for his actions and words#fuck i cannot WAIT for how absolutely messy this is gonna be#eddie diaz i love you but honey....you got a big storm coming#and i for one have a front row seat#triple bonus points if tommy says something sassy to eddie/kim on the crashed date#eddie diaz#kim not-shannon#does kim have a last name?#please let kim have a last name before marisol that would be the funniest fucking thing#kim 911#evan buckley#tommy kinard#911 abc#911 on abc#911 spec#em speaks#em corkboards
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sasha looking over to the couch the other finns took up realising theres no space for him so he defers to the other couch on the other side of the stage
hes all by himself again 😭😭😭😭
captain whos used to sitting by himself 😭😭😭
Sasha Cup Party | 7.31.24 (x)
#aleksander barkov#anton lundell#eetu luostarinen#niko mikkola#florida panthers#I CRIED SEEING THE WAY HE WENT TO THE OTHER COUCH#YOU GUYS ARE SO MEAN TO YOUR CAPTAIN#yall shouldve just let him hop on one of your laps like come on take one for the homies#or the alternative option is lundy as the youngest gets kicked off to be sat on someones lap#as is every little brothers destiny when there arent enough seats#theyre all such manspreaders CLOSE YOUR LEGS WE CAN FIT ONE MORE HERE#IDC IF SASHA IS BUILT LIKE A FRIDGE HE CAN FIT. MOVE OVER.#tbf though sasha is the most egregious example of a manspreader#bbygirl have some COUTH#slouching and manspreading god id love for yall to attend cotillion just once. JUST ONCE.
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