#cody is so done

[slapyou-intheface-blog]

*Talking over comlink*

Obi Wan: Remember when I said Anakin and I were gonna have a calm mission for once?

Cody: Yes…

Obi Wan: Well, we’re in jail.

Cody: *hangs up*

[captora]

The 212th medics have enlisted the help of one very tired Marshal Commander in order to wrangle Obi-wan “it’s not broken if I can still move it” Kenobi post mission. There are holo recordings now being circulated around as blackmail.

[ohyousillything]

Anakin: i have an idea

Cody: a survivable idea?

Anakin:

Obi wan:

Ashoka:

Rex:

Cody: You're right let's not get ahead of ourselves.

[thedragoninsideyourself]

I don't know if anyone is going to see this, but I'm currently working on a Cody-Centric Fic which is probably going to be put in several parts. I have so many ideas.

If anyone is interested, it's going to be divided into three parts. One on Kamino, one on the War and one on the aftermath. It will not really be a fix-it and really clone centric.

The first part focuses on Cody's relationship with Jango, his batch mates (Fox, Wolffe, Bly, Ponds - heavy on the Fox) and later Rex. But you will notice that Cody is my favourite.

The second part includes Codywan. Sorry not sorry. It's going to be on the lighter side, with I hope lots of funny moments, but it still takes place during a war and Cody will deal with a lot of heartbreaking loss.

I'm not sure about the last part yet, but order 66 happens. It's probably going to be about imperial cody and how he learns to deal with the aftermath of what he's done and how he'll get out of the empire. I plan on including the way Darth Vader deals with clones as a sith and definietly a clone rebellion.

The point of this post is that it's still in the making process. I'm creating a time-line with events right now and have several mindmaps of relationship dynamics and how I'll portray them and just wanted to put the offer out to send me all ideas you've always wanted to see in a fanfic, but know you won't make it yourself. I'm open for shit posts and heavier ones. Your own ideas or some vague feelings. It doesn't matter.

This fic is already going to be written mainly for myself and is very self-indulgent and I thought, why not include everyone who never get's to writing their own fics.

So, yeah.

[incorrectclonewarsquotes]

Alpha-17: Brat

Cody: Lucifer.

Alpha-17: Lumpish halfwit shiny.

Cody: Overgrown roided junky

Alpha-17: Pebble in the shoe of society.

Cody: God shits on your existence.

Alpha-17: Simply put, a disgrace to the prime's legacy.

Bly to Fox: Should I be concerned?

Cody: Shut it, you simpering sycophant.

Fox: Oooh, that was a good one, vod

Cody: Why thank you.

Fox: To answer your question Bly, no, that's how they express affection for each other.

Alpha-17: That's it, suicides till you bleed brat!

[squidsponge]

Sims 4 CC Update: Obi-wan's Mando Armor

AU where Satine survives because Cody noticed Obi-wan struggling for twenty minutes trying to get the Twilight to take off and managed to get aboard

'General, I just want to talk-'

'Can I ask exactly what you think you're doing here, Sir?'

'Death Watch has imprisoned the Duchess and staged a coup. You need not have followed me, Commander. I assure you, I am more than perfectly suited for this mission. As you can see, with this disguise, I'm invisible.'

'Permission to speak freely, Sir?'

'Of course, Cody. You know you can drop the ranks, my dear. It's just the two of us.'

'Alright. To put it mildly, your infiltration skills are dismal at best.

It took me less than two minutes to catch up to you after giving you a head start, you're hiding behind a dangerously short packing crate, and aren't even wearing a kriffing helmet on a planet full of blond people.'

'I do believe the Duchess has a red-headed sister-'

'Uh-huh. I know this is an unsanctioned mission. You swore you'd tell us if the council asked you to take part in another Hardeen fiasco.'

'Well yes, the Senate won't allow us to intervene. It's an internal matter, but I sense something much more nefarious than a simple coup at play here. There's a dark presence on this planet, something familiar.'

'Dooku?'

'No...I can't quite recognize it...but if we break Satine out of prison and put her where she belongs-'

'So, you plan to remove the Duchess from the security of her cell with an unknown darksider on planet and no backup.'

'Well-'

'Right. Well the good news is that a High Jedi General recently went missing in neutral space, so we now have clearance to invade this planet.'

'What- who?'

'Take one guess, Sir.'

'Put me- CODY! This was NOT the plan- where did you even find that helmet-'

'It was always the plan, Sir. You can have Skywalker and Tano brief you when they arrive with our respective battalions.'

'They can't just-'

'Show up with an army to save one Jedi?'

'I- force, Mace will have my head. Very well. You can put me down Cody.'

'No.'

This was definitely the vibe when Obi-wan came back and had to tell Anakin he crashed his ship after not even inviting him along and I'll die on this hill.

Obi-wan's armor is up now for my early access patrons, and it will be public on March 17, 2023.

New meshes, all LODs

Hand painted texture

Armor, helmet, and a recolor of the short boots from the Journey to Batuu pack to match

Everything but the boots are base game compatible - DOWNLOAD

[stardust9905]

I think canonically Obi Wan is about 5'10" and Anakin is (naturally) around 6'2", the clones are canonically stated to be 6" (though some headcanon them to be closer to around 5'7" or 5'8" -- Tem Morrison's height)

... Anywhos, sorry for the info dump i just find this hilarious bc they could get away with it for Obi Wan if they made the soles of the boots slightly thicker and maybe the helmet's fin shaped a *teensy* bit different to add in the 2" missing in his height... but for Anakin it wouldn't work and i could totally see this happening 🤣🤣🤣💯

Starwarstober Day 5, Clone That one time Anakin and Obi-Wan tried to go undercover as shinies :D (didn't happen in the show but I'm SURE it must've happened at some point!!) (as a sidenote, I think of Obi-Wan and Cody as pretty much the same height but occasionally I like to deviate from that a little bit hue hue)

[corey-wh0re]

You're a dead man...not a Chrysler LeBaron. Kathryn Newton as Lisa Swallows in Lisa Frankenstein (2024) | written by Diablo Cody & directed by Zelda Williams

[izzystizzys]

As High Marshall Commander, a title foisted on him by the Galaxy’s fakest bitch aka Chancellor Palpatine, Fox theoretically has privileges and authorities like no other clone. In practice, he has a headache and gets ignored more obviously than before.

What he also has is a fancy new function on his personal comm unit modified to broadcast GAR-wide to all commanding officers, up to and including Jedi. It gathers dust next to his own modified button that sees much better use - a private channel to Stone, the only vod that will let Fox bitch at him to his heart’s content without hanging up (Thire) or bitching right back (Thorn).

It’s been a long shift of 72 hours, the maximum Stabby allows him to do without a well-placed hypo to the neck, when Fox finally collapses on his rickety cot in the Command quarters and hits the private comm connection to Stone without looking. He’s already rolling his eyes so hard it tweaks at the migraine that’s been building since hour 18 and heaving a put-upon sigh.

“Everyone is stupid, Stone, and asking to be thrown face-first from the Dome balustrades”, he begins, settling into a low, dead tone of voice to warm to the building monologue. It’s a marathon, not a sprint. “I swear to haran I’m going to wring Amedda’s stringy neck one of these days. I don’t know what magical Force gods his mother pissed off, but they made sure to punish her and the Galaxy at large a hundred times over. He sucks the joy and competence out of every room like a black hole of stupid. I’d call him a has-been, but I trust in the power of nepotism and also just don’t believe he ever was. I swear he’s doing it on purpose and - oh, kriffing Sith-damned hells, you know who’s definitely doing it on purpose?! The kriffing Chancellor, that wrinkly ass-faced ballsack!”

Taking a deep breath, Fox lets that sit in his chest for a moment, indulging in the feeling of bright weightlessness. “I swear he’s trying to keep the war going - no one man can be that incompetent and still draw breath, not even Amedda or Taa. Goddamn Taa - but anyways, kriffing hell, Stone, either the senility isn’t an act or he’s a bad cartoon villain from Dooby Scoo. Yes Sir, sending Senator Amidala to a Seppie-infested planet for negotiations is a great idea after her fourth bomb threat of the week. No Sir, I can’t hear you cackling evilly with Count Dooku under your lame two-credit robe as you’re definitely not colluding with the Republic’s enemies. What, you have a red lightsaber?! Oh, of course I don’t know what that means, I was dropped on the head as a tubie!”

Barely pulling in a harsh breath, Fox continues, palms pressing into his eyeballs hard enough to cause sparks. “And speaking of lightsabers and senile fucks, haran smite my ass off but who the kriff thought it’d be a good idea to give absolute tactical and military authority to the kriffing eldritch space monks! The Force didn’t bless them with the collective good sense it gave to a kriffing rock, and I’m tired of pretending otherwise! Has anyone kriffing read the Theed Convention of Sentient Rights in Wartimes?! NO?!! Well, color me UNSURPRISED, because war crimes ARE NOT! GOOD! BATTLE! TACTICS!!”

“They run around in crop tops, Stone, in crop tops! Oh, the Force provides - WELL I’M GOING TO PROVIDE MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS, AND IT’S GOING TO HURT BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT WEARING KRIFFING ARMOUR!”

“Sure, let’s send the preteens into active warzones under heavy artillery in kriffing party wear! Surely nothing will ever go wrong! And give them commanding positions equivalent to CC-clones, WHO WERE LITERALLY GENETICALLY CREATED FOR IT! WITH A DECADE OF INTENSE TRAINING! LET’S DO THAT, BECAUSE WE’RE ALL KRIFFING STUPID!”

He’s gesturing wildly at the ceiling now, face heating up as his blood boils beneath the surface. “And you know what really gets my lowers in a twist, apart from the preteen commanding officers and blatant kriffing high treason and war profiteering?! Is it the complete lack of recognition? Gratitude? Basic sentient rights?! No, Stone, no, I would take all that in stride if it meant I never had to see Skywalker and Amidala kriffing canoodle right in front of me again, and pretend like it isn’t the galaxy’s worst conflict of interest case in the making!”

“By all levels of Sith-hell, what the kriff is wrong with that woman? You have it all, you could have anyone, and you choose that twatwaffle?! And then they have the gall to lock themselves in a broom closet for twenty minutes straight and have me guard it! ‘Oh yes, Senator, naturally we all go rattling brooms with our good friends! Nothing dodgy happening at all! I definitely believe you were looking for detergent and have used a washing machine before!’ The absolute nerve on those two! And then last week - you’ll never believe this - High General Windu passed by, and I swear he looked like he wanted to throw himself off the roof! I’ve never been less impressed by anyone in my life, and I’m batch-mates with Bly!”

“Speaking of Bly, that little bitchtit - if I have to edit one more, one more kriffing propaganda piece of him staring at General Secura’s bits, I’m going to stab my eye out! And if I have to edit one more of Secura staring at his bits, I’m going to stab the other one out! The only good thing I have to say about them is they’re more subtle than Skywalker and Amidala, which means nothing really. I will never understand that woman - but then she’s worked with Jar Jar Binks for a decade and not had a nervous breakdown, so she either has nerves of steel or is on some good-ass drugs.”

“Girl, your choices. And you know what else is a choice? Kote kriffing roundhouse-kicking heads off droids when he has a perfectly good blaster right there! I don’t know what the Longnecks put in his tube, but I hope to kriff it’s not contagious. I’d say I’m glad he has Kenobi to keep him in check, but that man wouldn’t know common sense if it punched his nose clean off his face. Flirting with General Grievous, ugh. I’d say he can do better, but honestly, they deserve each other.”

“And Wolffe - “, panting, Fox pauses, considering. “Well, Wolffe is an asshole and stupid, and I hate him because he’s stupid and has a stupid face. Also he keeps drunkenly submitting adoption paperwork on General Koon’s behalf - I wish I could say something mean about that, but honestly, his existence is roast enough. Anyways, bitches are trying me today, and by bitches I mean everyone. Commander Fox signing off to go not commit treason, unfortunately.”

Thoroughly powered out, Fox sinks into his hard mattress with a deep sigh. Several seconds of silence reign, and then his comm unit starts blaring in alarm.

Somewhere in the Jedi Temple, Mace Windu is knocked flat on his ass by a gargantuan shatterpoint exploding.

[kevinsdsy]

the trojans social media au (pt. 30): the first message are inspired by an anon inbox i got which i really liked as an aftermath to last part so thank you anon :))

[nocofamilyau]

I sure hope Hijotee is doing well wherever they may be... (21/24)

[ohyousillything]

General Skywalker, reporting to command after a mission gone fubar and sweating profusely: We soldiered through and got out ok. Some mistakes were Made.

Marshall Commander Cody, finally looking up from his datapad: Murders. Some Murders were Made.

Anakin: *sweats*

[kraftykelpie]

Cody? On my blog? On your dash? It's more likely than you think

[mereelskirata]

It's been a month since I started watching The Clone Wars, and this is what I have gathered to be their widely accepted fanon relationship.

The OG:

[deserthusbands]

cody, standing with his back turned: i’ve been expecting you, sir.

obi-wan: how did you..

cody: footsteps, sir.

obi-wan, impressed: only footsteps?

cody: ... to be perfectly honest, the first couple of people i did that to were not you.

[mis-mcgifsten]

Adorable!

Starwarstober Day 16, Jedi. Uno reverse card! Anakin and Obi-Wan tried to go undercover as clones, so this time Cody and Rex go undercover as Jedi! I don't know what I did to make them look so babyfaced skfjls but here we are anyway, they look like they'd be padawaaaaaans