#clyde donovan x fem!reader

[yoyomomiko]

Pleaseeee can you write a Clyde x fem reader (aged up) where he wants help from reader to help him with a girl and then be realizes that reader is actually the one he wants sorry if this doesn't make any sense but I really like your writing😭

"I messed up."

Pairings: Clyde x F!reader

Summary: Clyde wants you to help him get a date, until he realizes that you're the one he actually longs for.

Warnings: cussing, jealousy, a bit of angst :3

(A/N): Hiii I really like this idea so I just had to write it >⁠.⁠< -> m.list

WORDS: 3.4k+

Seeing Clyde's stupid, dreamy face made you want to bash it in with your food tray. He's been staring into air for the last ten minutes, with a dumb, big smile on his face.

You smacked the back of his head, earning a yelp from him as he whipped his head around to look at you in confusion. He raised a brow, but before you could ask him what was going on, the smile was back on his face.

"Y/N! Oh, my saviour! Thank God you're here..." He started to speak, making dramatic movements as he gripped onto the bottom hem of your shirt, pulling you closer to him.

"What's up with you?" You asked, brows knitting together as your lips formed a frown.

"You're a girl, right?"

"Yeah no shit."

"Okay so... Then that means you do girl stuff?" He questioned, dragging out his voice to make sure he didn't say something stupid. Wich, he did, but it was Clyde after all.

"Uh huh, yeah. Why?" You replied, raising a brow. You were curious now, what did this crybaby even need?

"So like... Can you help me out?" He looked at you with big puppy eyes.

"With what?" You asked, now feeling skeptical about this.

"With a girl..." He mumbled quietly, although you still heard.

Clyde? Needing help? With a girl? This was news to you. Big ones. You tried to hide the way your lips tugged upwards into a smirk. After all, he asked you, he wanted your help.

As much as you felt honored, you could feel your heart shattering into a million pieces, a bad taste forming in your mouth at the thought of Clyde and another girl. You didn't mind his flirty attitude with other girls, because mostly it was just joking. But now, Clyde's actually fallen in love? Or maybe it was just a quick date, nothing more...

"Hello? Earth to Y/N?" He waved his hand in front of your face, snapping you out of your daze.

"So, will you help me? Please, I'll do anything!" He begged, holding his hands clasped together in front of him to intensify his pleading.

"Sure. I guess..." You answered, glancing to the side for a second.

"Sweet! Thanks Y/N!" He exclaimed, giving you a quick hug.

It was that type of hug where he placed one of his hands on the small of your back and around your waist. It was that type of hug that lasted a second, but felt like an eternity. At least to you.

You watched him search for his friends around the cafeteria, skipping excitedly. It was like a punch to your gut. You could feel an empty spot in your chest. You could feel the way he didn't care about you anymore. Did he? He only cared about that stupid girl, not about you.

You were dumb to think that he would want you, really. He'd never like someone like you.

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The hallways were crowded, and you barely managed to make it out of the school. You took a glance around your surroundings. You couldn't spot Clyde or any of his friends.

You could feel the cold air hit your exposed skin, it was as if the wind was caressing you, noticing your sadness. It felt nice, almost enough to make you lean into the comforting breeze.

Just then, you felt a hand on your shoulder, to wich you tensed up to. You turned your head around, only to be met with Clyde's gaze.

"Hey there! So, you coming over today?" He broke the silence with a smile. You nodded as an answer, not being able to surpress the small smile that came onto your lips whenever you saw his stupid face.

"So who's the unlucky girl?" You asked, not really interested in who might be his future date.

He came up next to you and started walking besides you.

"Oh, I'll tell you later. She's really pretty... The girl of my dreams!" He informed as he looked up into the clear sky.

He said that about every girl though, didn't he? He did, right?

You rolled your eyes, a smirk stuck to your face. You didn't want to hear his dumb babbles of how amazing this girl was. You hated that girl and didn't even know her name, or who she was.

"Actually, let's give her a code name!" He leaned into you, inches away from your face. He was still smiling, and you could even notice a tint of pink decorating his cheeks.

You also felt your cheeks heat up, and all you could do was hope he didn't observe it.

"A... What?" You squinted your eyes at him, knitting your brows together.

"A code name! You know... Like when I wanna talk about her but I don't wanna say her name!" He explained, nodding along to his words.

"Okay, fine, I get it." You rolled your eyes again. It's not like you cared too much.

You wanted to change the subject, get rid of the thought of her, quit talking about that girl. Your eyes narrowed each time he snuck in a praise about her.

Your surroundings grew quiet. There were barely any people around, and the only sound you could hear was the chirping of the birds. It was calming you down a bit.

"Okay, okay! Let's think of one!" He said as he pulled away from you.

Bitch would be a good code name.

"Wait, I think I got one! Lady Glitter Sparkles." He claimed, holding a finger up, thinking that he was the smartest, most original and creative person alive.

"Lady- Are you kidding me?" You shook your head with a sigh. Although that description might fit her...

"No, you're right... Let's just stick with Britney Spears." Clyde added, realizing that the first name was stupid.

"Britney Spears-?!" You choked on air, before groaning at his stupidity. He really annoyed you sometimes. And it was so cute...

"Where are you pulling these names out of, your ass?" You gave him a side eye, trying your best not to smile.

"Uhm, no, Y/N." He rolled his eyes and scoffed. "You wouldn't get it." He continued, crossing his arms while still walking.

You started getting cold, digging your hands into your pockets, hiding your mouth in your scarf for a second.

"Okay, yeah, I'm not letting you choose one." You replied to him, shaking your head again.

He stared at you, clearly offended.

"What? Why not?" He whined, pouting like a baby. He really was irritating, but that just made him even more adorable to you.

"Because you're completely ass when it comes to naming things." You scoffed, thinking of a better name. Your eyes were now glued to your feet and the leaves that were crunching underneath your shoes.

"But it's my crush!" Clyde complained, acting like he was a child you just stole candy from. He looked like he was about to stop in the middle of the street and throw a tantrum. You were used to it...

"And I don't care. Now, I think a better 'code name' would be-"

"Lipstick?" Clyde cut you off. You raised your head from the ground. Did he really just say that? Did Clyde, the Clyde Donovan, just come up with a good idea? Now you've seen it all.

"Woah... Okay, that's kinda good. Didn't expect that... But sure." You nodded your head with a shrug, agreeing with his idea.

In that moment, you felt a pain in your chest, it was like a dagger went through your heart. Clyde was talking so much about her to the point you wished the ground would open up and swallow you whole.

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"No, you have to really lean in. You know?" You repeated, looking towards Clyde.

You were in his messy room, leaning against the wall, one of his hands was just above your head, as he leaned into you.

He inched closer to your face, as slow as possible, his breathing growing heavier. His eyes darted towards your lips, but they quickly averted and his gaze went back to your eyes. He was so close your noses were almost touching. You could feel his breath on your face, it felt oddly comforting...

Your cheeks started heating up at the small distance between the two of you, and for a moment, you swore you could see a slight pink tint covering his cheeks too.

"Like this?" He asked, voice barely above a whisper, eyes half lidded.

You were too lost gazing at him. It was as if the world completely disappeared, and it was just the two of you, alone, together.

"Yes... This is perfect... Yes, um, just like this." You quickly agreed, watching him pull away with a smile.

"Do you think Lipstick's gonna like this?" He asked with a smile, raising a brow.

"Who's Lipstick..." You muttered, glancing to the side.

"What was that?" He questioned, not hearing what you said before.

"Oh uh, nothing. Nevermind." You continued, waving your hands in front of you.

He chuckled, nodding. Gosh... That little laugh of his, the sound was heavenly... It was music to your ears.

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"I'm so excited for the party!" You heard Clyde exclaim, grinning from ear to ear. You raised a brow as you opened your locker, glancing at him then back at your stuff.

"What party?" You asked, placing your books in your locker.

"Lipstick's birthday party! It's gonna be big, especially for me..." He continued, leaning on the locker next to yours.

A party? Why weren't you invited? Why weren't you atleast aware of it? Why didn't he tell you about it before?

"How come I'm not invited?" You frowned, staring into your locker, lost in thought.

"Yeah, don't ask me, I have no idea." Clyde shrugged, before his lips tugged upwards again.

"Tonight's the night!" He placed a hand on his heart, gazing up at the ceiling with a dumb smile on his face.

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"Thanks to your help, I've decided that I'm gonna hypnotize her!" He spoke, full of himself.

"Clyde, please don't. You already are a stupid jerk, and you're just gonna embarass yourself with it." You shook your head, closing your locker and crossing your arms, gazing at him.

"What do you mean?" His lips formed a pout. Oh, how badly you wanted to just shut him up and kiss his stupid lips...

"We've talked about this, hypnotizing people is bad-"

"Oh, not like that! I learned from the past. I mean, I'm gonna make a move! You know... Ask her out on a date or something." He gave a nervous smile, scratching the back of his neck while looking at you with a blush.

You felt your chest tighten, breathing started to become a challenge for you. It was already too late to change his mind. Fuck "if he's happy I'm happy", you didn't feel happy now, did you? You didn't feel an ounce of joy, did you?

"And you really think Lipstick is gonna agree to date you?" You narrowed your eyes at him. He shrugged, lips pouty.

"I mean... You taught me everything to make a girl feel loved." He replied, glancing away from you for a split second.

"Actually... I think you need more time. You're not ready, and uh, we might need some more lessons, you know?" You quickly explained.

"What? No way. This is the one and only perfect time to do so." His brows furrowed as he talked.

"I'm gonna go to that party, meet up with her and try to flirt with her, and then Lipstick's gonna be mine!" Clyde continued cheerfully. You weren't so sure his plan was gonna work. He was a bit too confident.

"Hey dude." Clyde heard a voice behind him, turning his head around. You also stared at the figure that was right behind him.

"You're in the way, this is my locker." Stan added, looking at Clyde.

Clyde nodded and moved away, making finger guns at you as he rushed to leave. You watched him do so, feeling an empty spot in your chest. It's like your breath was stuck in your throat. It felt painful in some kind of way...

"What a dick, huh?" Stan spoke up, breaking the silence, opening his locker.

"Hm?" Your attention fixated on him.

"Clyde. He's a real dumbass." He continued, taking a quick glance at you as he smirked.

"What's that supposed to mean?" You raised a brow, confused at Stan's words.

"He's a blind idiot. He doesn't see that 'Lipstick' isn't who he really likes. That's not who he needs, or loves for that matter." He added, all while you crossed your arms.

"He doesn't like... Lipstick?" You questioned, tilting your head to the side.

"He thinks he does." He informed. That was news to you. "But he doesn't." He continued, shrugging.

"How do you know that?" You asked, getting closer to him. He rolled his eyes, closing his locker shut as he turned around lazily.

"God, you're just as much of a blind idiot as he is." He stated, walking away.

He didn't give you enough details! How does he know? Who was this person Clyde really liked?! Does Clyde really not like Lipstick? How did Stan find out about all that?

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Clyde left for the party, but not before making a quick stop at your house to brag some more and get your feedback and opinions, also to practice his dialogue a bit more.

It's been about one hour ever since he's left, and you felt the need to cry and scream into your pillow. Your eyes were glossy, trying your best to hold your cries in. You could feel the ache in your chest, the emptiness and the way it hurt like hell.

What did Clyde see in that girl? He's always been there with you. You were the one who was always there for him, you were the one who grew up with him, who helped him study and do his homework, who helped him with everything. It wasn't out of pity, but out of love.

You sniffled, trying to compose yourself. It was hard, knowing damn well that Clyde's gonna have a long and healthy relationship. Or maybe he won't... But you want him to be happy, don't you? You don't know how you'll be able to face him after he gets a date with the girl.

Your whole body tensed up as your eyes narrowed. You were ready to absolutely break down crying. Tears threatened your eyes once again. The more you thought about Clyde, the angrier you felt. What does that girl have that you don't?

He must be having fun at that stupid party. He must be talking with his new girlfriend. He must be complimenting her, showering her with love. The same love you wished for, the one you couldn't get.

You heard something against your window, as if something small was thrown against it. You got up from your bed, wiping the tears away quickly, adjusting your shirt and your hair, all while walking towards the window.

You could now figure out what was being thrown. Small pebbles, so tiny that they wouldn't necessarily scratch or crack the window, but big enough so that you could hear them come in contact with the glass.

Looking down, you noticed Clyde standing there, throwing another pebble. Wait... What is he doing here?!

You quickly opened the window, leaning over and raising your brows in surprise. It really was him! But why? Why did he leave? Did the party end this early?

"Y/N, can I please come in?" He asked, his tone hinting sadness. You could sense it, you understood that this wasn't his usual whiny and upset voice, but a genuine one.

"Sure... The door's unlocked." You agreed, nodding your head as you watched him quickly enter your house.

He walked inside your room, and surprisingly, he didn't smell like alcohol. You could tell he was about to cry, from his small frown, furrowed eyebrows and glossy eyes.

The moment you came up to him, he hugged you tightly. He didn't wanna let go, not now, not ever. You didn't understand what was going on, confusion filled your mind.

"She doesn't want me." He muttered into your shoulder, his voice cracking.

Your eyes widened. Your heart broke upon hearing his voice, but at the same time, you felt it glue back together its shattered pieces.

"I tried, but she called me an idiot. She told me I'm dumb to even think I could have a chance with someone like her, and- and she pushed me away and told me that I can just get out of the party because I'm ruining it for her..."

You could get lost in his embrace, it felt so genuine, so special and gentle. Almost romantic... Your lips formed a thin line, your heart fluttering in your chest. Your hand slowly traced its way to the back of his head, fingers carefully making their way through his hair.

You started walking backwards, all while holding him tightly. The back of your knees hit the bed and you slowly sat down, Clyde sitting right next to you, but still having his face buried into your shoulder.

"It's fine, she wasn't worth your time anyway. You're better than her..." You broke the silence, gently playing with his hair.

You felt him tense up in your arms, his grip slowly loosening. You raised a brow, his breathing became heavier.

"I messed up." He muttered into your shoulder, his voice cracking a little.

He pulled away from you, looking you straight in the eye.

"It's you..." He whispered, causing you to tilt your head to the side.

"I... What?" You asked, narrowing your eyes.

"I'm so stupid!" He exclaimed, pulling himself further away from you.

"I don't love anybody else..." His voice went silent again, love filling his eyes. Clyde took your hands in his, both of them, holding them gently.

"I love you." He admitted, gazing at you as if you were the most important thing on this planet.

Your breath hitched, eyes shot wide in shock. The butterflies in your stomach went wild, your heart pounding in your chest like it was trying to free itself. Your mind went fuzzy, barely being able to think as your heart rate increased.

"You- You do?" You questioned, voice stuttering.

"Yes, I love you and I'm so stupid for not realizing that earlier... I messed up, I'm sorry..." He stated, apologizing in a silent, breathless voice.

"I love you too." You replied, tilting your head to the side. Your cheeks heat up and so did his.

Without any other words being muttered, you instantly closed the distance between the two of you, lips crashing into each other. His lips felt heavenly, surprisingly soft. You never wanted to pull away, ever.

His brows raised, but he quickly snapped back to reality, his hand tracing to the small of your back as he pulled you closer, deepening the kiss. His free hand traveled to your chin, lightly tilting it up.

His hands on your body felt ethereal, the way they would just brush against your skin was one of the best feelings ever lived.

Your arms reached and wrapped around his neck, you back arching into the kiss as he hummed. You opened your eyes for a quick second, eyelashes fluttering open. His eyes were closed shut.

You were lost, it's like the world disappeared. Nothing mattered at this point. It all felt so dreamy, so passionate, so loving and caring...

He slowly pulled away, gazing into your eyes as his breathing grew heavier, so did yours. The two of you stayed like that for a few seconds, just staring at each other, before Clyde's lips slowly brushed over yours again, softly pressing his against yours once more, before pulling away yet again.

"I love you..." He mumbled out, closing his eyes as he rested his forehead against yours. It felt so intimate and romantic this way...

"You said that already..." You added, looking at his pretty face.

"Then I'll say it again." He replied, a small smile displayed on his lips. The corners of your lips tugged upwards, and you couldn't help but smile either. You flicked his head, as he let out a whine.

"I love you too, idiot."

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Y/n asks Princess Kenny to be her Queen. (AGED UP)

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A cute popular girl vs. highschoolers, Can Y/n win their hearts over? (AGED UP TO 18 AND OVER)

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-Chapter 2

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❀Smoking 🍃❀

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Craig Tucker x GN!Reader SFW and NSFW HCs (romantic)

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Tweek Tweak

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Clyde Donovan

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Pomegranates and Honey - Ongoing, OC/Canon

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━ warnings / notes ; NSFW will only be written for the post covid versions of these guys and or aged up AU. I might forget to add some stories on here so just lemme know , also heads up my nsfw is shit asf, also for some characters i will outright refuse to write nsfw for, thats why they dont have a nsfw column ♡ :) if you do ask me for a nsfw of those characters your request will be deleted ( this has happened already )

DOVAHKIIN / NEW KID - ✮ • ━ " . . . "

[ SFW ]

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[ NSFW ]

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STANLY MARSH - ✮ • ━ " Hey babe, y'know i uh love you, right ? "

[ SFW ]

[ gn reader ] ━ hcs ━ first kisses

[ fem reader ] ━ hcs ━ Perfection and her protector

[ fem reader ] ━ hcs ━ periods

[ NSFW ]

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KYLE BROFLOVSKI - ✮ • ━ " Dont worry, i'll stick by your side "

[ SFW ]

[ fem reader ] ━ fluff ━ Jealousy

[ gn reader ] ━ fluff ━ Under the covers

[ gn reader ] ━ fluff ━ Next to be wed

[ gn reader ] ━ hcs ━ first kisses

[ fem reader ] ━ hcs ━ Perfection and her protector

[ fem reader ] ━ hcs ━ periods

[ NSFW ]

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ERIC CARTMAN - ✮ • ━ " Oh! Yeah! Beat them ass ! Thats my bitch ! "

[ SFW ]

[ gn reader ] ━ hcs ━ first kisses

[ fem reader ] ━ hcs ━ Perfection and her protector

[ NSFW ]

[ plus size gn reader ] ━ hcs ━ rabbi / homeless cartman (sfw + nsfw)

KENNETH MCCORMICK - ✮ • ━ " mPHF !! Mfph mmm HMMMMMFF ! "

[ SFW ]

[ gn reader ] ━ hcs ━ first kisses

[ fem reader ] ━ hcs ━ Perfection and her protector

[ NSFW ]

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LEOPOLD 'BUTTERS' STOTCH - ✮ •

━ " Im sorry baby ! I cant come out to day, 'm grounded "

[ SFW ]

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[ NSFW ]

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SCOTT MALKINSON - ✮ • ━ " Wow . . . so this is the feeling of being loved "

[ SFW ]

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[ NSFW ]

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CRAIG TUCKER - ✮ • ━ " They're assholes [ name ], i dont want you to be around assholes "

[ SFW ]

[ child gn reader ] ━ hcs ━ parental Creek

[ fem reader ] ━ hcs ━ Perfection and her protector

[ child gn reader ] ━ hcs ━ the little craig

[ NSFW ]

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TWEEK TWEAK - ✮ • ━ " ACK- [ name ] d-dont leave me h- here ! I DONT KNOW T-THESE PEOPLE ! "

[ SFW ]

[ child gn reader ] ━ hcs ━ parental Creek

[ child gn reader ] ━ hcs ━ the little craig

[ NSFW ]

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CLYDE DONOVAN - ✮ • ━ " Here, babe , have my jacket ! "

[ SFW ]

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[ NSFW ]

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JIMMY VALMER - ✮ • ━ " Hey [ name ] why did the chicken cross the r-r-r-roa-r ... why did the chicken cross the r-r-ro-roa ... "

[ SFW ]

[ fem reader ] ━ hcs ━ periods

TIMMY BURCH - ✮ • ━ " TIMMAH ! "

[ SFW ]

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TOLKIEN BLACK - ✮ • ━ " Do you like that thing? I can buy it for you "

[ SFW ]

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[ NSFW ]

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WENDY TESTABURGER - ✮ • ━ " If anyone messes with you, just let me know okay ? "

[ SFW ]

[ gn reader ] ━ hcs ━ just fluff

[ gn reader ] ━ hcs ━ a s/o who likes cute things

[ NSFW ]

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BEBE STEVENS - ✮ • ━ " Ohhh! [ name ] wanna know what i heard in the school's toilets today?! "

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[ NSFW ]

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HEIDI TURNER - ✮ • ━ " Thanks for letting me stay over [ name ] , i appreciate it "

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[ NSFW ]

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THE OTHER KIDS / ADULTS ( The goths, Pip, parents in divorce times, ect ) - ✮ • ━ " (what do i even put here?) "

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[augustrambles]

MASTERLIST

SERIES love is war , sp dating sim

MAIN FOUR main four trying to get your attention [headcanons] main four w male!reader at a party [story?? im not sure wtf this is]

STAN MARSH

KYLE BROFLOVSKI innocent!reader [smut] kyle x fem!reader [smut] crushing on reader [smut] strong fem reader [headcanons] first time eating out [smut headcanons] kyle w reader who slaps his ass [headcanons] black cat [headcanons] kyle getting caught beating it [smut]

ERIC CARTMAN

KENNY MCCORMICK general headcanons [alphabet]

BUTTERS SCOTCH

CRAIG TUCKER craig crushing on reader [headcanons/oneshot]

CLYDE DONOVAN

TOLKIEN BLACK

TWEEK TWEAK fluff [alphabet]

JIMMY VALMER

WENDY TESTABURGER wendy x fem!reader [smut]

BEBE STEVENS

RANDY MARSH randy marsh x parent!reader [headcanons]

[missuswalker]

Hii can i request Clyde relationship hcs?? Hope you're having a good day! :3

of coursee 🤭

relationship headcanons || clyde donovan x fem reader

✮ summary: clyde as your boyfriend 💋 ✮ warnings: none, i didn't know if you wanted the nsfw ones too, but if you do, i can make a part 2!

such a supportive bf

idc what you think, clyde is so soft for you

he's still a jock, though

"come to my practice, please, please, please"

likes when you wear his letterman jacket or his jersey

forces you to come to his football games every friday night

kisses you over the fence

unless you're a cheerleader, cus then he's running off to the side every chance he gets to fist bump you or kiss your knuckles

he looovves that little cheer uniform

makes jokes about how he'd look better in it

gets distracted on the field when you do your 'flippies'

he's very impressed

every time he makes a touchdown he blows you a kiss

sorry i'm getting carried away with football clyde

but anyways he like's taking you out for fast food dates and holding your hand over the table

he does that thing where he brushes his thumb over your knuckles

he's so whipped

when you guys cuddle he has his arms wrapped around your waist and his head laying on your chest

he snores though

and drools

sorry

he asks craig for dating advice so one day he randomly justs starts calling you honey

if you tell him to stop he pretends he was just joking the whole time

tbh says "i love you" after like two or three weeks of dating

he means it but its so soon

makes sure you know its okay that you don't say it back right away

but reallllllyyyyy wants you too

compliments himself and hopes you agree with him

"damn, i'm sexy" "nah" "oh"

if he's crying, he likes you to hug him and pet his head

he'll tell you he wasn't crying with tears running down his cheeks

he doesn't cry as much as he used to though

he probably gets an ick from himself and trains himself not to cry

he watches gilmore girls with you but tells everyone he only watches breaking bad

i have so many more for clyde i might to a pt 2 anyways

a/n: i think i completed all requests and the rest are things that were asked multiple times 🤭🤭 i need more, this is what i'm currently living for

[g3minimars]

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[kylelovskii]

ʚ guide ! ɞ

hello !

hii!! i’m kylelovskii! here’s some things i’ll be writing about!

people i write for !

kyle broflovski

eric cartman

kenny mccormick

randy marsh

gerald broflovski

clyde donovan

butters stotch

wendy testaburger

heidi turner

craig tucker

tweek tweak

i'll also write for BASEketball

joe cooper

doug remer

what i will write !

fluff, smut, angst, x reader, headcannons, smut headcannons, fem reader, male reader, gn reader

what i WON’T write !!

homophobia, rape, sexual harassment, noncon, sexism, transphobia, racism, pedophilia

i will also only write about the characters if they are aged up. i will not write for the boys as 10 yr olds.

check what else i write for on my profile!

[pyr0x10n]

Rules for requesting!

Hello! So, I’ve been thinking and now I would like to do requests! But please, do follow my rules! And these are my rules

-do not request things such as:

Insest

Pedophilia

Non-con

Basic criteria stuff (Racism, Sexism, Homophobia)

-do request things such as:

Oneshots

Headcanons

Fluff

Angst (maybe)

And just romantic stuff in general

Smut

Characters I will be writing for:

-Kyle Broflovski

-Stan Marsh

-Kenny McCormick

-Craig Tucker

-Clyde Donovan

-Tolkien Black

-Jimmy Valmer

-Tweek Tweak

-Wendy Testaburger

-Bebe Stevens

-Heidi Turner

-Nichole Daniels

-Red McArthur

-Henrietta Biggles

-Micheal Rogers

-Pete Thelman

-Gary Harrison

-Christophe/The Mole

-Gregory of Yardale

-Davíd Rodríguez

-Phillip Pirrup

-Damien Thorn

-Leopold Stotch

-Vampir/ Mike Makowski

-Thomas (the Tourette’s kid)

-Estella Havisham

-Eric Cartman (i put him at the end of the list because I can’t write him in a romantic way, so only platonic)

And if u want them in their Role-playing forms (ex. Human Kite) or some other AU (Ex. scene Kyle) then I’ll write for it!

Requests should look like this (or something similar):

Kenny x fem! reader that loves fashion

Or

Toolshed x villain reader

Please do not request something like

Stan x Kyle x Bebe x Clyde x Kenny x fem reader!

That is way to many people and the didn’t even say if they wanted it to be separate!

My character limit is four, four separate characters.

Anyways, thx for reading and do check my account every once in a while!

<3

[vikkirosko]

Attention

These headcanons contain references to suicide attempts, please read with caution

Platonic headcanons Suicide attempt

🖕 Craig Tucker x fem!Reader 🚀

Craig was one of those people who treated the care of others with outward indifference. You were well aware of this, so you were not offended when he calmly reacted to your concern. You were his friend and he didn't mind your care, calmly reacting to the fact that you were often around

You often took care of him. You helped him with advice when he had problems with Tweek, you helped him with lessons when it was necessary and came to his aid at the first call. He noticed that you often put his happiness above your own, but he did not ask you unnecessary questions, believing that if you do this, then you had such an opportunity

Sometimes Craig came to visit you, especially if he needed to talk. It is for this reason that he came to you once again and saw what made him freeze. You were crying, standing on a chair and about to commit suicide. His question stopped you from doing that. He asked what happened

You tried to convince him that everything was fine, but Craig didn't believe you anymore. He may not have been the most attentive to other people's worries, but he intended to help you. He didn't know exactly how yet, but at least he could listen to you for sure

☕ Tweek Tweak x fem!Reader ☕

Tweek had a huge number of problems with which he often came to you. You were his friend and you were always ready to listen to him. He knew that if he was worried about something or if he had some kind of problem, he could always come to you and you would help him, listen to him and find a solution to his problem

You always put his happiness above your own. When he told you about the dwarves, you sat in his room with him and didn't sleep all night, even though you both had to go to school in the morning. Sometimes you helped him in the cafe when you knew he had a lot of work to do. Tweek was grateful to you for your help and care. Thanks to you, his life became a little calmer

Tweek came to your house when he needed your help again, but pretty quickly he realized that it was you who needed help. You were standing on a chair, about to commit suicide and crying. When you saw him, you froze and all Tweek could say was to ask you what happened

Even in such a situation, you tried to take care of Tweek, asking what happened to him, but instead of answering, he asked you a huge number of questions, worrying more about you. He didn't want you to die and now he was going to devote all his time to helping you feel better. You always came to his aid and now he was going to be the one for you who would always help you

🌮 Clyde Donovan x fem!Reader 💧

Clyde has cherished you since the first day of your friendship. You were his friend who was always there and always ready to help him. Clyde knew he could trust you, that you wouldn't laugh at him and downplay his problems. He knew he could always come to you if he needed your help

Every time he needed help, he came to you even if you were busy. He often cried to you when he could no longer keep his emotions to himself and when he knew that the rest of his friends would not understand him. You always put his happiness above your own, so Clyde knew for sure that he would find support from you

He came to you once again, knowing that you would listen to him. But when he opened the door of your room, he felt his heart stop for a moment in fright. You were crying, standing on a chair and about to commit suicide. He ran up to you and hugged you tightly by the legs, crying and finding the strength only to ask what happened

Clyde didn't know why you decided to kill yourself, but he didn't want you to die. You were his friend and he blamed himself for not noticing your emotional state, but now he was going to improve. He wanted to help you in some way. He wasn't sure which one yet, but he was determined to help

💸 Token Black x fem!Reader 💵

Token has always tried to be a good friend. You spent a lot of time together. You were a welcome guest in his family's home. You were the only person who was always ready to listen to Token. He often told you about how his friends sometimes behaved strangely and absurdly. You were always ready to listen to him, to help with advice or business, if there was such a need

You always put his happiness above your own. Token noticed this and tried to respond to you in the same way, but every time you claimed that everything was fine with you and that he didn't need to worry about you. He didn't always believe you when you said that, but he couldn't get you to tell him what was happening to you and what was bothering you, so he pretended to believe what you were telling him

Sometimes Token came to visit you. But when he came to your house again, he saw something that shocked him. You were crying in your room, standing on a chair and about to commit suicide. When you saw Token, you froze, unable to do it in front of your friend, which gave him the opportunity so that he could ask you what happened and help you get off the chair

Token was well aware that his concern was not in vain. He was going to help you. He was willing to pay you for professional help if the need arose. He was worried that even despite the situation, you continued to try to focus your attention on him and not on your emotional state. He understood that you needed help and he was ready to be there for you until you felt better

🎭 Jimmy Valmer x fem!Reader 🎙

You and Jimmy have known each other for a long time and you spent a lot of time together. You were a kind and caring person that Jimmy liked to talk to. You often spent time together at school and at your house. You were always there when he needed help or emotional support

You always put his happiness above your own. You were always ready to listen to his new jokes, even if you had your own things to do, you were always ready to help him, for which Jimmy was grateful to you. He knew he could always rely on you

When Jimmy came to visit you, he wanted to ask you to rate his new jokes with which he was going to perform, he knew that you could give him an honest review, but when he opened the door of your room, he froze. You were crying, standing on a chair and about to commit suicide. The sound of his crutches distracted you and you saw Jimmy, who asked you what happened

Despite the fact that you tried to focus your attention on him again, Jimmy was not going to forget that you almost killed yourself. He couldn't let his friend die. He wanted to help you and he was ready to help you just like you always helped him

[yoyomomiko]

★★★

Okay just to throw this out here, I'm working on a REALLY big project that might take MONTHS to finish🙏

It's gonna be lit🔥🔥 (hopefully)

I'm gonna take my sweet time with it too because I've barely even written the first part of chapter one😏

It's a South Park AU btw, yes, thank you, thank you, no need for the applause💪

I swear that if I'm gonna ruin my sleep schedule and absolutely waste my time on it only for it to turn out shitty I'm gonna flip😔

I'm posting this as if ANYBODY is gonna care, knowing FULL WELL nobody is gonna read it😢 (happens to the best of us)

★★★

★yoyomiko ★miko

[he4rts4alexis]

Summer isn't the same

Pairing: Clyde Donovan x Fem reader

About: Losing a beloved friend🤧🤧

Warnings: Profanity, Angst, no comfort I just don't know how to do angst with confront😭

As you watched the summer trees blow in the wind outside the window of the car with your long love best friends. Craig, Tweek, Jimmy and Tolkien it's the same as every summer but something was different something is different it's not Craig driving he always does that it's not tweek panicking the whole car ride it's not Tolkien finding places to eat and it's definitely not jimmy cracking jokes.

So what was? As you look to your right you see an empty seat oh that's what it was your friend not just any friend the one friend that gave you everything even if they didn't have it that one Friend you met and instantly clicked with the Friend that seen you at your best and worst and never left. Well now he did and for good.

"this summer is not gonna be the same" you say under your breath. After fourteen stops you guys finally made it to your destination. "Finally" Tolkien says as he stretches his arms. "Which one is the house they look so identical" Craig says squinting his eyes confused. "Whichever one has 6521 on the door" "C-Can I get a l-little help here guys" tweek says as he tries so carry four suitcases in his hands.

"Woah dude let me help with that" as you say that you grab two of the suitcases and follow Craig inside. "Jimmy how did you get in here so fast?" Craig says as he looks at jimmy confused "y'all were so worried about s-s-suitcases and h-houses and shit" jimmy says as he on one of the many balconies in the house. "So where d-do I put th-these?" Tweek says clearly struggling from holding all the suitcases "put them by the couch" you say as you point to the couch. "Where's Tolkien?" You say

"Right here" you jumped as he touches your shoulders "fuck don't do that" you say as he push his arm away lightly. "Damn my bad" he says as he laughs "y'all look at th-this view" jimmy says still at the balcony. Everyone joins him "damn this is nice if only Clyde could be here" Craig says leaning on the balcony watching the waves. That hurt you and before you knew it tears started to form in your eyes. "Dude" tweek nudges him so he can look at you "y/n I didn't mean it-" "No it's fine imma go to my room for a bit" you say as you walk out to your room

You lay on the bed and start crying remembering the words you said before he left "I wish I never knew you" oh how you wished you could have taken those words back. You grab your phone and open the photos app on your phone and go through all the pictures of you two you cry even harder than you call his phone just to hear his voice grief was not a good look on you I can say that but I was all you can do oh how you remembered how he would always quit what he was doing to answer your text the daily facetime calls helping you with your projects even though he had his own to do.

The way his hair flowed when he danced his smile when he got prom king him in general he always put a smile on your face and now it's all gone down the drain everything nothing but memories that's what hurt the most.

The fact you're here without the person you need the most.

[garb-rage]

🛼 - MASTERLIST -

🚬🐀🧤🌺🎸🦝 - The Boys - 🐹🦟🎤💵☕️🩸

- Going thrifting with the main 4 (hcs)

- Going to the arcade with Craig’s gang (hcs)(in the works)

🧤 - Kyle Broflovski-

- “So what if it’s raining!” | x Gn!Reader (Fic) | PT. 1

🎸 - Stan Marsh -

- “Another band? Really?” | x Artists!Reader (Oneshot)(in the works)

🐀 - Kenny McCormick-

- “You really like this one, don’t you?” | x Childhood friend!Reader (Oneshot)(in the works)

- Metalhead!fem!reader x Kenny McCormick (Hcs)(in the works)

🦝 - Eric Cartman -

🌺 - Leopold “Butters” Stotch -

🐹 - Craig Tucker -

- “I said I was sorry.” | x Reader (Angst Oneshot)(in the works)

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🎤 - Jimmy Valmer -

☕️ - Tweek Tweak -

💵 - Tolkien Black -

🩸 - Pete Thelman-

🚬 - Michael -

🛼 - SERIES -

[lulu24784]

— masterlist (south park)

— series

washing machine heart [x] (Kenny x Fem!Reader) [ON HIATUS] dreamland [x]

— stans gang

stan marsh :

Song headcanons Tattoo Artist AU headcanons

kyle broflovski :

Song headcanons Comforts you after being cheated on Tattoo Artist AU headcanons

eric cartman :

Song headcanons Tattoo Artist AU headcanons

kenny mccormick :

Song headcanons Tattoo Artist AU headcanons nsfw alphabet there is a light that never goes out

leopold 'butters' stoch :

Tattoo Artist AU headcanons

— craigs gang

craig tucker :

clyde donovan :

jimmy valmer :

tolkien black :

tweak tweek :

— foreign kids

philip pirrup :

damien thorn :

— the girls

wendy testaburger :

Song headcanons Tattoo Artist AU headcanons

bebe stevens :

Tattoo Artist AU headcanons

heidi turner :

Song Headcanons

nichole daniels :

[okchijt]

OMG WHAT ABOUT CLYDE X BUFF FEM READER

LIKE SHES STRONGER THAN HIM AND ALWAYS SHOWS OFF AND TEASES HIM FOR BEING "WEAK"

Author's Note: Thank you so much @cartmankisser for the request! To be honest, I didn't expect this type of request, let alone about a character that isn't Cartman, but Clyde is the best so I ain't complaining lmao. You didn't specify what format you want so I just went with headcanons, hope that's okay😅 Also sorry if it's bad, I didn't really know how to execute the idea well, so I understand if you hate it😅 And lastly, go ahead and check out my masterlist if you like what you just read and if you want to request anything yourself, thank you, and enjoy!❤

Clyde Donovan x Buff! Fem!Reader Headcanons

🌮 As much as Clyde likes to show himself off and say he's all that, he'll immediately start to rethink his entire existence when he finally sees what you're capable of.

🌮 Until he actually sees your bare arms and stomach he would have never guessed just how buff you really are. Like, he thought you were slim because in a coat/jacket you can't tell or really see how you actually look under the clothing.

🌮 So when the two of you decide to go for a swim in the local pool and you walked out in your bikini/swimsuit (imagine the stomach is shown in a different scenario if you wanna wear a swimsuit) his jaw dropped with eyes glued to your muscular frame. He'll try to subtly glance at his own body for comparison, hoping you won't notice. But oh boy did you did, and it was all over for him from there.

🌮 Clyde would very much feel extremely intimidated by the way you look. Don't get me wrong though, you are the same age as him, so you don't exactly look like John Cena. It is just very apparent that you look and are physically the strongest in your grade (let's just basically say you look like this in terms of your body stature, every other physical part of you is for you to decide, so only focus on the muscles please)

🌮 Ever since the pool incident where he literally couldn't get his eyes off you or have his face as red as a tomato the whole time, you'd tease him relentlessly about it. His reactions would vary from an embarrassed/bashful mess to a ticked of one, depending on his mood and what kind of teasing you shower him with that day. And like the request says, the type of teasing you'd do is physical and verbal.

🌮 The physical teasing would consist of you constantly showing off in every way possible. You know that thing the teachers say like: "I need some strong boys to carry these chairs.". Yeah, not only would you be one of those girls that would also join in mainly because you're the strongest 4th grader ever, but you'd also walk up to the chair Clyde was about to pick up and go: "Don't worry hun, I got this", to which you'd immediately proceed to take the chair for him without him so much as lifting a finger. For a boy Clyde's age and reputation, yeah, truly embarrassing.

🌮 Other ways you'd tease him for having a superior build, is by making sure to wear t-shirts, tank tops, etc. under your jacket to show off on a particularly warm day. Or during PE you'd wear some kind of shorts along with one of the tops above as your outfit for the subject. This would give Clyde not only of the most attractive sights he's ever seen, but will also embarrass him as hell to see you exceed in every challenge the coach gives you better than him. The only thing that makes him feel better about the situation is that you're also noticeably better than every other person in the class at every physical activity you're doing. So at least he's not the only one feeling like the weakest link ever.

🌮 The other way you'd tease him by showing off, is to make sure you're doing it in front of his friends and the girls. During does times, he's absolutely mortified by the effect you have on everyone around you. Half of his friends and the girls end up getting an immense crush on you, and the other half desperately wants to be your friend. Essentially, everyone becomes an actual simp for you, and you're here for it because who wouldn't want to have an entire class wrapped around their finger because of all of the work you put into looking this good!

🌮 Verbally your most used way of teasing is jokingly calling him "weak" whenever the opportunity arises. Whether Clyde can't pick up something or pull himself up, you'll be there telling him he's weak because of it. Of course, you don't mean to say it in a mean way, both of you know you're just joking around because you always say that in the sweetest voice possible. Even if it does get to him sometimes, also depends on his mood.

🌮 The way he'd react in all of these situations would vary depending on his mood that day. If he's in a pretty good mood then all of the teasings would be nothing but the greatest motivation for him to do better! He himself wants to be just as buff as you one day, so you teasing him would push him to try harder, to challenge himself with all kinds of activities to reach his goal of being just like you! What would be even better is if you'd join him on his little quest on being the better version of himself, lift with him, do push-ups with him, train with him, etc. You being by his side all the way would quickly get him to the same point as you are no questions asked, especially if after each session you give him any kind of praise or affection whatsoever, it would quickly remind him that all of his hard work is worth it in the end.

🌮 If he's not particularly in a good mood when you do decide to tease him, expect him to get immensely jealous by the attention you're getting from possibly better candidates to be your partner and insanely insecure about himself. Poor boy would probably start crying the longer he feels that way, otherwise, you probably wouldn't have noticed that you may have taken things too far this time. As soon as you take him into your arms and apologize, he'd break down immediately, venting to you his thoughts, wanting to just let it all out. He'd tell you all of his worries that you might replace him with someone more suited for you and that even though he likes to think he's on the swollen side, you both know he is on the chubbier side in actuality.

🌮 After that, the two of you would need to have a few chats about this and set some boundaries on the whole teasing thing. Clyde knows you mean no serious harm when you tease him, but it does get to him sometimes and for the sake of you both, you'd have to know when it is okay to tease him and when not. At the end of the day, no matter how many times you tease Clyde, the little lad will always love you. The important thing is not to overstep it or stop when you can see you're taking it too far. But even if you do, shower him with a lot of affection and praise and give him some taco's as a bonus and you'll be forgiven quickly. But one day Clyde will thank you for always teasing him because at that point he'll be just as strong as you, and all of it would have been worth it! Making you two the power couple at school! Congrats!