#clearly i have a craving

[sixteenthchapel]

Do you have any fun/personal head-cannons for the Pilgrims?

Hmmm.. I don't know if this really counts as a headcanon, but I guess something I think is funny about how I see the relationship between Wukong and Trip is this.

Monkey being torn between hating the priest that put him in this position and put the headband on him, and always wanting to be number one is every single thing. Monkey doesn't accept second place and doesn't get why he can't be super mean and rude to Tripitaka all the time and not also be the priest's favorite disciple.

He should simply have everything, it's not that complicated in his head LOL

[prototypelq]

Things I know about BG3:

- almost nothing except basic DnD combat&characters knowledge, and I tried to avoid spoilers

- karlach x wyll is a ship the fandom is sleeping on

yeah, couldn't keep my hands to myself and checked out their story and how are people missing out on them? Oh, well, at the very least they are amazing BFFs, have personal stories very much tied to each other, and have great dynamic between the two. I am just choosing to see all of that through the shipping glasses, but lemme tell you, they enhance the show a lot

[chinacatmoonflower]

i love everyone so much but i do not know how to be a friend :(

[buckevantommy]

hmmm... unpopular opinion(?) but... i miss buck's blonde hair. :(

[bizarrelittlemew]

thinking about...... how many takes they did of the kiss scene......... how many versions of this scene exists................. how many kisses................ where is this footage............................ how do i get it....

[the-siren-recluse-song]

Ok but like why does the music lowkey SLAP in Metalocalypse 🤨

[ixtaek]

I have to give a lesson about dealing with depression in a few days and I’m just going to present them with screenshots of my overly detailed weekend schedule with the caption “could a depressed person make this?”

[rawliverandgoronspice]

*crying as I break every single one of my weapons against ganondorf* you could have been great, you know.... you could have been so great.........

[uygfiug]

so weird to see a snapshot of yourself from years ago and realize that you are both a completely different person and also never really changed

[ersatz-anomaly]

“If you’re not constantly battling 24/7 you’re transphobic” maybe we’re just completely burnt out from the endless uphill battle you single braincelled amoeba

[opiodae]

[icterid-rubus]

Okay but are dating apps hard for everyone to use? I literally have to sit and agonize over swiping right on someone for days. I gotta mentally map out every potential conversation and subsistent 50 years of marriage I could have with the stranger based on the allotted paragraph bio.

[everyurlithinkofistoolong]

I don't care whoever anyone ships Jason with or if you prefer platonic or romantic jasipernor whatever. Jason was on the brink of death TWICE and Piper was the reason (either Jason outright stated it or it's the literal canon reason) he came back. And for Piper he died. Absolutely bonkers insane co-dependant relationship they got there. We need to talk about that actually. Please.

[the-kipsabian]

[parasprite]

ik she'd never play favourites and stuff but god its like. depressingly clear how much my mum prefers hanging out with my cousin over me. they have outings and regular movie nights and go on walks together and run errands and do chores they do literally everything together. and honestly its not just that like... even when im hanging out with the two of them i know she's more focused on my cousin. like she takes an interest in his interests. she asks him about spanish all the time but doesn't give a shit that i'm learning portuguese. i feel like i bore her whenever i try to speak. i always wanna let him ride shotgun the rare times im out with them because she can hold a conversation with him but not me. and whenever i'm alone with her she just treats me like a receptacle for her dumb fucking rants about facebook drama and then she seems so surprised when i have good advice for her even though i Always have good advice. she treats me like her talk therapist. she never thinks about my needs or my life or my interests. not that i even wanna tell her about it.

and like. for my cousin's birthday she got him a paranormal activity 6-movie blu ray box set because it's their favourite film series to marathon together. like they've rewatched it a bunch of times. they discuss their fan theories and everything. yknow what she got me for my birthday this year? nada. which is PORTUGUESE for nothing. god and they had that spontaneous weekend partying in london together and then a few months later she fucking planned a trip and went to sussex alone even though she knew id been wanting to go to sussex with her for literal years. she kept saying she'd take me then she didn't. what the fuck.

[jsands84]

When no one listens to what you say at a regular volume

But shrinks back in fear when you finally scream in frustration.

Or worse -

Even your screams go unheard.