#cleaning tongue

[v-poreons]

That's it that's their dynamic

[allthislatenighttalking]

[starry-bi-sky]

mmmmmm read a disciple shen yuan/shizun luo binghe fanfic about two days ago where the first chapter was the Immortal Conference arc, and SQQ was the one who had to be pushed into the abyss (he was still the villain) except Luo Binghe was refusing and was like, lowkey losing his mind about SQQ being so close to the edge. SQQ ended up having to be the one to fall in himself because of the system's punishment system. The rest of the fic is leading up to that moment. But like, MMM i've been obsessively thinking about that first chapter for DAYS ever since.

now i've been in svsss for a grand total of *checks watch* a week. but god obsessed with that. I want to write/read a fic where disciple SQQ goes a little nuts down there. Like keep all of the things that make SQQ, SQQ, but just. Throw in a little bit more trauma in there. A little bit of a mental break. Let him go a little nuts as a treat. Just a tad unhinged. I wanna see him go, just a little, "god fuck it, i've tried so hard to change this shitty story's outcome and it feels like everything i've done has been for nothing. I'm going to die in this world no matter what I do, I've been doomed from the start, so might as well die the way I want to." and he just, breaks a little! Under all the stress.

He still retains the traits that makes shen yuan, shen yuan, like his overwhelming kindness. But he's just! yk. A little less patient. Paranoid. Jumpy. Colder. A little more aloof and closed off. A little more Shen Jiu. He's no asshole child abuser, but he was a Number One Hater in his past life and he's leaning into that old habit a little more now.

(On a totally coincidental not-at-all related note, there's not enough SJ-and-SY-are-the-same-people fics out there that i've found. This is totally unrelated...)

The Endless Abyss turns the mind into an over-sharpened blade, and SQQ is both fascinated and perhaps a little excited to explore a place that doesn't have a lot of info on it in the mortal realm, but still terrified out of his mind. And he's no Luo Binghe, he doesn't have the sheer brute strength and power to just bulldoze his way through, so he has to be a lot more sneaky and cunning if he wants to survive.

The fic itself role-swapped LBH and SQQ so that SQQ was the half-demon (which lowkey fucks) and LBH the human, but I'm equally-if-not-more obsessed with the idea that LBH remains the half-heavenly demon and SQQ the human. If only because I keep thinking about SQQ befriending some demons (particularly and specifically a group of succubi) and they grow very attached to this Human Cultivator so through magic plot stuff they create some kind of seal/illusion/talisman that makes SQQ appear as a demon because a human cultivator in the endless abyss may as well be the equivalent of putting a giant neon target on your back.

And iirc Shen Jiu was taught demonic cultivation by that one guy(?? i've only been here a week so im not caught up in ALL of the lore yet) so that could totally happen here.

(On the other end of the realms, poor Shizun Luo Binghe is just. losing his fucking mind over losing his most precious and beloved disciple. About .5 seconds from burning down the peaks himself. somebody sedate him.)

The Endless Abyss sucks and SQQ is having a really terrible time and can feel himself going lowkey mad, but also holy shit look at all this WORLD-BUILDING. look at all this flora and fauna, and oh if he had the equipment for it he'd be writing all of this down. ALL OF IT. He was kinda-sorta-already planning on never leaving the Abyss as some sort of fucked up self-exile and self-preservation thing, but now he might? actually just?? never leave if he can help it, like he lowkey likes it down here.

anyways the next time anyone ever sees SQQ again he's got hair so long its almost touching the ground and he's either in rags and half-feral or he's been completely dolled up by his adoptive succubi sisters and still about three seconds from biting anyone who tries to touch him. (he's also lowkey trying to book it back down to the abyss even if he has desperately missed all of his friends and shizun)

[bardockarts]

Shockwave very kindly giving Blurr a whole carton of eggs~

See the full thing on my Bluesky!

[scoriarose]

She came up with a new activity

[sea-lanterns]

As they’re fighting Lion Dehya walks by and scoops up the Vet and walks away

The Queen of the Pride casually taking what is rightfully hers 😭😭

Everyone is too busy tackling each other and fighting over you to notice Lion! Dehya picking you up by the scruff of your work scrubs, and taking you back to her den where she could share you with Lion! Jean (I like to think they are in the same Pride)

Eventually, someone will notice that you are missing due to your scent no longer being in the area, causing the fight to stop and have the hybrids on high alert. Worried that you may have been kidnapped, all the hybrids run around the sanctuary to try and find you, oblivious to the fact that you were getting shared between the lion hybrids in their den to satisfy their heats 💕

[treedaddymcpuffpuff]

POV: you’re trying to have a casual conversation with him but all you can think about is him tying you up and edging you until you cry.

[zombie-conga-line]

his friend

[halloweennut]

Toxiccccc

Anyway I was possessed and drew this on a train to a celebration of life for my grandpa I'm coping MARVELOUSLY

[idiotmiracle]

Just how do they know

[thecatcrew]

Buttercup cleans herself much more than the rest of our cats, she does not play 🤣🧡🤍🖤

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Dry Clean Only Magazine Shot by Emreunal Studio

[vamprlestat]

crazy what happens when you get inspired. expanding further on the whole messy eater vampire iii and inspired by these (here and here) amazing sketches by @simpleapparition, have a little fic about the first time vampire III fed on someone!

i also posted it on ao3!

The rich and warm taste of pure life filled III’s mouth overpowering his senses at the first bite. He clutched the pliant body closer in his embrace sucking the thick liquid with vigor, feeling the once strong heartbeat go fainter and fainter at the tip of his tongue the more he drank.

Euphoria soon followed as blood filled his stomach. Energy like no other he ever felt before spread through his whole body and for a few moments nothing else mattered except getting more of the precious blood into his mouth. III’s recently deceased heart jumped frenetic in his chest pumping all the new blood in his veins. Amongst everything, III was almost surprised to notice the strong pleasure coiling in his gut.

III opened his eyes briefly to look at Vessel and II. The first one did nothing to hide how much he enjoyed watching III feeding, pupils so dilated his eyes looked black, either from the sight in front of him or the smell of blood heavy in the air. II fondly rolled his eyes.

He knew he was making a mess, could feel the blood dripping past his lips into his chin and neck, soiling his clothes. In the back of his mind, he felt II’s slight disapproval. You’re wasting precious food. III couldn’t care less. He welcomed another mouthful of blood, purposefully more than he could drink, and revelled in the feeling of more of the warm sticky fluid staining his skin.

Too soon, he noticed that the heartbeat that previously thundered in his ears had now gone very quiet, the flow of blood not quite as strong as before. 

Savoring the last few sips of blood he could suck, III slowly lowered the body to the ground and finally unclasped his sharp teeth from the cold and deathly pale neck. His stomach was full and he felt warm and fuzzy, his limbs heavy. Kneeling there, he looked up.

“So… How did I do?”

There was blood everywhere, he noticed, even on the ground. III was absolutely covered in it as he stared at the other two expectantly, hazy eyes glowing in the dimly lit room. He brought his fingers to his mouth, lazily licking the crimson stains, savoring the taste in his tongue.

Vessel went down on his knees and took his mouth in a hungry kiss, eager to feel III’s taste mixed with blood. III gave in to the kiss easily, welcoming Vessel enthusiastically, that pleasant feeling still all over his body. He eventually broke the kiss and looked at II, remembering the early disapproval.

II simply shook his head. “You lack some… finesse.”

“Nonsense, don’t listen to him. That was so hot.” Vessel kissed a trail down III’s neck, lapping on the blood there.

“Fine! It was. Very hot. How do you feel, III?”

“Amazing. Really fucking full. Like I just ate an entire roasted chicken.” He laughed delightedly as Vessel chuckled and sucked a mark in the flesh between his neck and shoulder.

“Impressive, since you wasted at least half of it. Such a messy vampire.”

“Hey!”

II laughed and joined the other two on the floor. He grabbed III’s chin in his hand, turning his face slowly to analyze the mess of blood on his skin. “Let’s get you cleaned up.”

[wooawi]

Lila: I’ll just woo Marinette. I think it’ll be funny.

Narrator: It did not remain a joke for much longer.

[dragonbe-writing]

John price won’t sent you videos of him jerking off, but he will send the aftermath….

(mdni)

you get shirtless pictures in the middle of the night. see what you do to me, love?

torso hair gleaming in the flash of the camera, some spots sticky with his release. his thick cock stands erect in frame, cum still dribbling down the shaft, over his fist and pooling along the hair at the base.

the veins along his arm (and the one running through his cock) are defined, throbbing with his heart rate.

wish you were here to clean me up x

you send him one of yourself, lips parted and tongue barely poking through. clothes, but cleavage visible.

five minutes later, you get another picture.

[karlkapri]

funnier in norwegian

poem, picture, picture