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hedge-rambles · 2 years ago

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Congrats to your giant himbo for being totally cishet and somehow extremely queer about it. Top marks there, lad.

my boyfriend is not any flavour of queer. he says he "wishes he was" because queer people "just seem to understand the world so much" by which i assume he means we by default actually consider society wrt sex and gender, but he is unfortunately both cis and het. he's checked.

he carries around a copy of "the little book of lgbtq" in his backpack at all times in case he needs to look something up.

a good chunk of his youtube history is queer history / queer media / 'what it's like to be x' videos. he thinks all of you with the less famous identities (ie not the L G B or T) are very cool and funky and hopes you have a good day.

he knows he's straight because he has kissed men on several occasions and was not into it sexually. one of those times was a gay dude who promised to buy him drinks all night in exchange for a kiss and my boyfriend is nothing if not a wee whore. one of the others was kissing his gay friend who was depressed about not being able to hook up with anyone, because he is a very sweet wee whore.

he would do it again because he is very neutral on the kiss itself (not into it, but not grossed out by it. it's just a kiss, innit) and because he doesn't want people to be so lonely and sad that they cry in the smoking area of the club.

#the saga of the gods' perfect himbo #tbh I'd argue that while he's not LGBT+ I'd accept him as being like an honourary queer #like an honourary degree acknowledging his work in the field even if he's not technically got the qualification #he's approached being A Default Issue Man from the most queer direction possible #like maybe this sounds wanky but it's like he's managed to experience his sexuality and gender in a distinctly queer way #and through a distinctly queer lens - the only sticking point is that he's cisgender and heterosexual #lgbt stuff #meanwhile I'm just a cis gay man who performs masculinity by leaning over and copying the butch lesbians' homework #my exploration of my gender is pretty much eh whatever I'm simply A Man #cis AAMAP (assigned auld manny at pub)

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