#churu treats for life

[sawdust-emperor]

The Delectables ad is the most cringe thing I've ever seen sold to "cat people" as described by millennials on TikTok, and I own a cat. It feels like they were trying to get people to make bits out of it. It's so fucking bad. One of the actresses acts like she misheard her friend to make a joke and then it's like the friend didn't realize she was making a joke and tries to correct her.

"it's a Delectable™️!"

"deee...lickable🤔😝?"

"nope, just Delectable™️ 🙂"

"delickable Delectable™️ 🤔☝️🤓😝,"

"you're funny. Just Delectable™️😐🙂"

"deliciously delickable Delectable™️ 🤔🤗🤪"

"you're hilarious 🙂"

"see what I did there?"

[vitearred]

Kagiura being so tall is so ENDEARING to me. I've seen spoilers from the newest chapters and his height really shows akdjdjdfj it's also very noticeable how he keeps growing throughout the manga and i just find it so cute

Listen i have a HUGE orange cat and i've had him since he was a baby, i saw him already reaching his mom's size at four months old, he's now two and bigger than any other cat i know and this situation and kagi's give me similar feelings somehow😭😭 I love my gentle giants, that's all

[followthebluebell]

Hi hi!!!! I’m super super sorry to bother you in such a stressful time but I have some things going on with a cat in my life and thought you’d have some ideas!!! My boyfriend recently picked up a female cat from his friend. This is his first ever cat, and the friend said they were strays he found as kittens and now keeps on his catio. The problem is that the friend said the female has always been kind of shy but explained that the two brothers were a lot more social and kind of butted her out of the way to get attention. So now she’s at my boyfriend’s house, she’s been there since Monday, and she won’t come out from under the bed at all during the day. She has been lightly exploring at night and has used her litter boxes a couple times, but last night she didn’t use them or eat or drink at all. He’s getting really worried and stressed since this is his first cat and I keep telling him to be patient. Is there anything else we can do to make her more comfortable or is it a waiting game? Do you think she’ll actually warm up or is she just going to be a cat that’s stressed out being in a house vs outside on the catio?

hello, hello! honestly, i'd rather talk about cats than politics any day. I don't know how to solve a country's myriad of problems, but i know cats.

so, it's really normal for cats to be shy at first, especially in a new environment. For a moment, imagine what it must be like: you are a small animal who's known only one place all your life. Suddenly, you are in a new place! With strangers! You're vaguely aware that they PROBABLY aren't harmful, but you're really not sure. Better to stay safe until you ARE sure.

It can take a cat up to three months to FULLY become comfortable in their new environment (tbh, it can take MUCH longer for some cats, but they tend to be extreme outliers). The fact that she's coming out at night to use her box and eat are VERY good signs.

So when i recommend is that your boyfriend spends some time on the floor. He doesn't need to interact directly with the cat--- in fact, I recommend he ignores her mostly. Just sit down on the floor with a puzzle, a book, a video game--- just anything that's quiet that lets him exist in the cat's environment for a little while. By just existing there, he can demonstrate that he's not a threat. He doesn't need to be there for like. a long time or anything. he can start out with small stretches of time and adjust as necessary.

She might start to come out slowly, but try to leave all interactions up to her. He can offer her little treats--- little bits of chicken (no seasoning; cheap roast chicken is a favorite, as long as it's the unseasoned bits. you can even just boil up chicken breast), temptations, churu (or anything similar) are all favorites and do pretty well. Leave the treats within her easy reach. As she starts to come closer, leave the treats closer to his leg or something. The idea is to get her to associate him with Tasty Delicious Things.

It's also fine if she doesn't eat the treats immediately while he's watching. Again, she's stressed and scared; she doesn't realize he doesn't mean any harm. She's just scared :( She's a very small cat in a very big world that's suddenly gotten a whole lot bigger.

He could also buy some feliway diffusers, but this can be a bit pricey. I can say that most cats react very well to them, but most cats react just as well to chicken, so let's start with the lower cost items.

[thewritetofreespeech]

Bleach Characters & Cats HC

He likes cats.

Their aloof, regal, self-sufficient nature is something he can relate to, but he also envies their freedom.

He also likes how you have to earn a cats trust & respect. Byakuya has a deep mistrust of anything or anyone that it “too friendly” off the bat.

Does not like black cats though as it gives him PTSD flashbacks of when he was a child with Yoruichi.

He’s fine with cats. Doesn’t really have an opinion one way or the other.

His sisters really wanted one for a while when they were younger, and he didn’t shoot down the idea, but he didn’t support it either. Which is probably what got it shut down.

He supposes if he had to pick a side, he’d be more of a dog person.

Likes orange cats though as they seem to be friendly and kind of weird.

Renji hates cats.

They freak him out. The way they never seem to blink. The way they just appear places. The way they can just move like walls & physics don’t exist!

Also cats are almost always in predatory mode, which is just a weird way to live your life!

Renji is someone who would move to the other side of the street if a cat was sitting on a fence he had to walk past.

He likes cats. The feeling is not mutual.

Shuhei has always had a fondness for cats, but something about him just sets them off. Any cat he’s approached has always scratched, bit, or hissed at him; much to his distress.

He’s tried to read books on how to be more accepted by cats, but nothing has ever worked.

Once, there was a stray that hung around the 9th that Shuhei tried to take care of. It scratched up his arms so bad that some of the other seated officers thought he’d been attacked on a mission. It eventually moved on to somewhere else.

Rukia likes cats. They are her second favorite animal to rabbits.

Honestly she likes all cute animals, but she also likes how agile & playful cats are.

Tabby cats are her favorite as she thinks the stripes are very fashionable. Fluffy cats are her next favorite.

She had a cat while in the Rukongai. It followed her around, slept with her, and Rukia gave it her scraps. It didn’t like anyone else but Rukia, and was very protective of her. Probably where Renji’s hatred of cats started.

She adores cats. She’s always had a fondness for them.

Orihime begged her parents for one every year at Christimas, but Sora was allergic.

As a compromise they gave her a stuffed cat that she carried around everywhere. She still has it in her plush collection in her room.

100% the girl that carries treat or Churus in her purse to temp cats over so she can pet them.

[spiderculechronicals]

I randomly decided that any of the adults in Peter 1's life who feel parental towards him get a kind of similar immediate reaction to Peter 2, and especially when they hear he's Dr Parker? They're like- aw he did it, I'm so proud of him 💗

He's just a little guy. Who can bench a semi.

They do also get a similar feeling for Peter 3, but instead of instant "aw sweetheart" it's more like... "Oh this one swears a lot! ah, yes, this is also my son, the feral cat. I will attempt to earn his trust with churu treats but if he bites me that's probably my own fault."

[lionfanged]

my life is hard bcuz all i wanna do is write my charas being cuddly but theyre all prickly feral cats that take twenty years and fifteen hundred churu treats to warm up

[catsofcalifornia]

Quincy and Wincey from Ohlone Humane Society in Fremont, California

Click here for more information about adoption and other ways to help!

Click here for a link to Ohlone Humane Society's main website.

Meet Quincy! Have you ever gone fishing? Well, you can with Quincy! This funny little cat is reserved and shy at first, but you can get him to play with his favorite string toy. He loves to hold on to the string toy for dear life so you can pull him along a bit until he loses grip or catches on to your scheme of fishing. Quincy is a bit nervous about being picked up, but likes being held as he gets to know you. He much prefers to be body rubbed while relaxed laying down and will let you know with his big loud purrs. He also accepts big smooches on his head. Quincy is bonded with his litter sister Wincey and will cuddle with, groom, and enjoy sharing the same Churu treat with his sister. She provides him with comfort and he provides her with confidence. Both Wincey and Quincy and litter trained and use a Litter Robot.

Meet Wincey! This little girl is the runt of her litter, a little shy at first, but has such a unique look and cute personality. Her eyes are usually a bit closed like she’s always sleepy and she has a funny personality to match! Out of all of her siblings, she loves to nap the most. She even seems a bit lazy when playing with toys. She likes to crawl to where you have the string toy and stretch her little paws out to try and reach the toy without disturbing her perfectly positioned napping posture! She is still of course a kitten, so eventually kitten energy builds up and she will burst out and run around to rustle and tussle with her big brother Quincy whom she is bonded with. She loves to be petted when she’s napping and this itty-bitty girl will let out the smallest itty-bitty purr. But when you hear it, you’ll know she’s happy. Wincey is very food motivated so she’ll come toward you if you have Churu or Temptations or some dehydrated chicken treats. Both Wincey and Quincy are litter trained and use the Robot Litter.

[lighthouse-system]

I'm so sorry it's been one thing after another. I'll say your fur baby had the best life they could of had all thanks to you. Stay strong and take care. Sending anon love.

Thank you. In his last week, he got to have high quality sashimi (no soy sauce of course) as a treat, Churu on demand, a lot of hiding areas, a reserved spot on our couch, and us carrying him wherever he wanted. He stayed inside when we got to adopt him from my stepmom and my dad. I don’t think I actually regret anything about raising him.

[beesmygod]

Maybe Shelly thinks BB is getting more treats and is jealous about it?

i considered this too, because when we tried to pill her without going into the bathroom shelley would rush us and start freaking out. but weird freaking out. biting me! never in her life has she done that! ever!

but she also gets A LOT of treats. a churu and some crunchy treats once a day. so its not like she's deprived. dumb cat ...

[a-polite-melody]

I just got back from visiting with Diesel, after learning yesterday he has oral squamous cell carcinoma.

He is still acting himself, but you can tell he feels not quite right. I hope mostly from the painkillers and not because he’s in too much active pain.

I can tell he’s lost weight, but he still wants to eat. Not dry food, but he’ll eat wet food, and anything else that isn’t hard to chew, and goes absolutely nuts for Churu until he gets too fed up with some of it getting caught in his cheek by the tumor and has to lick and lick and lick to get it out, and then he’s not really interested in eating any more.

My mom, day to day, can notice differences in the size of the tumor, and found a new little one down on his throat this morning. His quality of life is still not perfect, obviously, but it’s still obviously not so bad as to require euthanasia yet, as of today, but that could change as early as tomorrow.

So I said goodbye to him, like really said goodbye, before I left. Because I don’t know if I’ll see him again before it’s his time to go. And I’m a fucking mess. Even though I rarely see him all that often because he lives with my mom, I still adore him, and I’m still going to miss being able to ask for a picture of him or for my mom to give him and extra treat for me.

Before this cat, I really was pretty… unenthusiastic? (not quite the right word but my brain is melty so whatever) about cats. When my mom adopted Diesel and as I bonded with him I also grew to love cats. We got another two cats (who Diesel has outlived) because our whole world had changed and we loved having a cat, and then multiple cats, around.

And my experience with him has been so special. As I got into dog training he became my “substitute dog” when I had to leave my dad’s (and so leave my dog) every other week. He was one of the most fun animals I’ve ever worked with in training because he not only adapted to me communicating with him in a new way, but I learned so much about how to adapt what I’d been learning about dog training to training something that wasn’t actually a dog, and working around the little challenges that would present.

Like all pets, he was also a friend and a teacher, and he means more to me than I think I could ever express.

I took one last picture of him before I left, and I’m going to put it under a cut because you can see the tumor on his face… but it’s still a great picture of him.

[love-and-hisses]

Lincoln and Lilly were adopted and went home to Colorado Saturday. Here's a montage of their stay with us, from hello to adoption. They went from very scared kittens hiding behind the toilet to confident, playful kittens who learned about the good life: Churu, treats, and feather teasers. ❤

[mygamingknight]

Yall miss Kiki over here acting a fool like she ain't never eaten in her 16 years of life 🤣

She loves churu squeeze up treats

[grison-in-space]

It's funny, because I almost never use churus with my cats—I go through them a lot, but mostly as an aid to dog training. My cats mostly get dry kibble rewards! (This is because their main food is wet food so the crunch is novel and awesome, so it works very well for them. I'm gonna circle back to cats in a second.)

For me, the appeal is the disposable packaging rather than the mix per se. They're nice because they're a very convenient liquid reward for dogs, which is especially handy in three specific cases: very fat dogs, very small dogs, and dogs with big feelings. Fat dogs are easy enough to understand: a tasty liquid treat provides more reward in a small volume, letting you use more reward without adding more calories. Likewise, small dogs are easy enough to explain: like cats, small dogs have small stomachs, and it's easy to put so much treat in there that their stomachs become full and they no longer consider food interesting.

But I really love it for dogs having big feelings: reactive dogs, frustrated dogs, impulsive dogs, fearful dogs. All dogs that are learning to cope with their big feelings about the world around them and essentially getting activated about it. See, licking (and chewing) is a calming behavior that helps activate the parasympathetic nervous system (PNS) response, which counters the sympathetic nervous system (SNS) response that comes alongside an adrenaline burst. A dog that swallows a treat whole gets a big hit of dopamine, which hooks into reward, all right—but that doesn't do shit about your autonomic state, and you'll stay almost as activated and vigilant as before. Sustained consumption or, even better yet, enjoyment of a food reward? Now that hedonic experience is going to bring that autonomic state down towards the parasympathetic response: you relax, you take a breath, and you can devote your cognitive resources to thinking instead of just reacting again. That's actually a piece of the dopamine infodump I'm sketching on; we have two totally different neurotransmitter systems and circuits for motivational reward and hedonic reward, and in some ways the two systems negatively regulate one another.)

Those are really the behaviors I see that are most important to most pet owners, anyway: it doesn't matter if Rowdy can hold a sit, as long as he doesn't wheel and start screaming at the dog across the street every time you try to go for a walk. A lot of our basic obedience work is therefore about building strategies for teaching the dog emotional self-regulation (it is a skill!) and helping the dog develop impulse control even in the face of great and terrible temptation; that's a huge piece of why teaching a Stay is so important, for example, even if the dog never uses it in an emergency the whole length of its life. And liquid treats are a huge part of getting us there!

Anyway, liquid treats are awesome. The problem training dogs is that there's not a real good way to use liquid rewards when training in the field that is familiar, requires minimal planning and cognitive effort, easy to carry, not prone to disgusting explosions, affordable, and so on, until the Churu. So they're very easy to direct people to if you're trying to get them to practice using liquid rewards for calming and emotional regulation.

That said, cat people often have less need for liquid treats specifically used as a repeated food reward. Cat training remains less common for cat owners, although its surge in popularity in the last five to ten years has been just phenomenal to watch. Cat owners are also inherently a little less likely to be training on the move or outside the home, too. On the other hand cat people more often need to get water or other liquids into cats that feel icky, give a cat a nice small snack, offer a reward for medical care reasons, and so forth. For all those use cases this recipe is excellent.

However, if you want to use this recipe as a dog trainer or simply just find the packaging of the churu to be the most useful aspect of the product for your purposes, the best way I've personally seen liquid treats delivered is to use a little TSA-approved fillable travel tube or bottle. Get a dozen of them, fill them all up at once, don't get greedy with a lot of filling per tube because you're only going to get through so much in a day and it will go bad. Keep the tubes in the fridge before use.

Dog trainers also often use baby food for this purpose, and I know a lot of people (myself included) who were overjoyed when those twist top pouches became common containers sometime in the last decade. Those and single use packages of xylitol free peanut butter are incredibly useful, too.

This is more or less what it's like to be in one of my obedience classes. The other day I was showing my advanced class my discussion of "Watch Mes" when it occurred to me to explain why I do not count fast flickers of eye movement to other objects and away as a break of eye contact. So I launched into a very condensed explanation of visual saccades and why it's actually not physically possible to hold your gaze in one place past a certain point. If the visual input doesn't change for too long, you actually cease to see anything at all as your neurons get habituated to the inputs, at least until you move and give them some contrast to work with. You have to factor in the physical ability of the mammalian eye when you decide what counts as sustained eye contact!

So. Yeah.

Hey, if your cat happens to love the churu squeezy cat treats, or similar equivalent, I'm here to tell you to just buy gerber ham or turkey baby food instead. It's less expensive and higher quality--it's human food grade--and the baby food is literally just pureed meat in water with cornstarch as a thickener. I use it for kittens that are struggling to maintain weight, and also as a special treat for Malice and Vice.

It shouldn't be a substitue for a good quality cat food, but if your cat is motivated by the churu treats, this is a better option in every regard.

Plus you get tiny glass jars.

Here's both items on amazon--the churu treats are $1.12 an ounce, the baby food is $.56 an ounce. You can probably find both of these in your local big box store, this is just for comparison.

I just cap the jar and stick it in the fridge, they don't get anywhere close to the whole thing in one go.

Edit to note: I say gerber specifically because it's unseasoned. You do NOT want to use a meat baby food that has onion, garlic, or any other kind of seasoning, that's very dangerous for both cats and dogs. Check the ingredients!

[moonlight26posts-blog]

In Baltimore City, MD: Handsome & charming Churu-fiend is looking to leave the stress of shelter life behind - BARCS, Baltimore MD

- Rescue Needed -

The Great Catsby- 2 y/o, altered male, 10lbs

FELV-/FIV-

Meet The Great Catsby, the charming and handsome young man with a personality as captivating as his name. With his luxurious fur and endearing gaze, he effortlessly steals the hearts of everyone he meets.

The Great Catsby has a particular fondness for lickable treats, especially Churu, which never fails to make his whiskers twitch with delight. His love for these tasty snacks knows no bounds, and he's not afraid to show his enthusiasm with a chorus of contented purrs.

While he adores cuddles and playtime, The Great Catsby can sometimes become overstimulated if his boundaries are not respected. Notably, he has shown obvious stress when neighbored by noisy and vocal other cats; therefore, we think he would thrive in an environment where his needs are understood and his personal space is honored. With a little patience and understanding, he blossoms into the affectionate companion he was meant to be.

Upon examination, our vets noted that The Great Catsby had some lameness of the right front leg and would hold it up at times when standing. Sedated x-rays revealed possible mild swelling around the right humerus, but no other significant findings, which was supported by second review from a partnering hospital. He's currently on gabapentin and Onsior for pain while we continue to monitor.

The Great Catsby is available immediately for rescue pick-up, and due to his medical and the stress he's exhibiting in the shelter environment, we hope to secure placement for him ASAP.

Please let us know if your organization can help!

Thank you,

The BARCS Rescue Team

Baltimore Animal Rescue & Care Shelter (BARCS) ​New Address! 2490 Giles Rd, Baltimore, MD 21225 rescue@barcs.org| (410) 396-4695

Rescue pick-up hours: Monday-Friday: 10:30 a.m.-6:30 p.m. Saturday and Sunday: 8:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m

Adoption hours: Monday-Friday: 2 p.m.-6 p.m. Saturday and Sunday: 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Baltimore Animal Rescue and Care Shelter, Inc. (BARCS) | 2490 Giles Rd, Baltimore, MD 21225

If you would like to foster Catsby and help save his life, we can contact local rescues to ask for help, please email foster@charlietotherescue.org

[kinkedtailed]

Dry food (daily)

Special cat (chicken & turkey) with purified water - for kittens (below 1 year old)

Special cat (chicken & turkey) mixed with Special cat urinary (alt. Vitality catcare) ratio 1:1 - for adults (1 year old and above)

Cuties catz or Nutricare or Infinity - for strays (all life stages)

Other brands to consider

Monello kitten (salmon & chicken)

Monello adult (salmon & chicken)

all cat food are for all life stages (kitten and adult) unless otherwise specified

Cat grass

Seed mountain barley, wheat, and/or oats seeds

Table food (daily)

- cooked meat (chicken, duck, turkey, lamb, pork, beef)

- unsalted egg and yolk

- deboned fish (anchovy, mackerel, salmon) shrimp, and squid

- vegetables (moringa, pumpkin, carrot, cucumber, cabbage)

- seedless fruits (apple, banana, watermelon, strawberry)

- plain rice

Food to avoid (toxic): chocolate, coffee, alcohol, onion, garlic, cherry, orange, grape, raisin, nut, etc. (check list here)

Food topper

Glam furry friends chicken liver (with moringa) sprinkles

Glam furry friends duck meat floss

Bark and spark freeze dried treats

Wet food (table food alt.)

Monge bwild

- chunks (with veggies) in gravy

- any flavors except buffalo (for large breeds)

- for different life stages

- in pouch (85g)

Monge grill

- chunks in jelly

- for different life stages

- in pouch (85g)

Oasy gravy

- chunks in gravy

- for different life stages

- in pouch (85g)

Oasy mousse

- for different life stages

- best for senior cats

- in can (85g)

Brit premium

- chunks in gravy; fillets in gravy; fillets in jelly

- for different life stages

- in pouch (85g)

Vitakraft poesie

- fillets in sauce; fillets in jelly

- for different life stages

- in pouch and heart tray (both 85g)

Aozi

- chunks in gravy

- for all life stages

- in pouch (85g)

Goodest

- chunks in gravy, pate with chunks, and pate

- for all life stages

- in pouch (85g) and can (200g)

Petsup real meat delish

- soup

- in pouch (85g) and can (170g)

more canned goods...

Sheba

- loaf, fillets, flakes in gravy and jelly

- fave: tuna pumpkin & carrot

- for different life stages

- in pouch (70g) and can (85g)

Signature7

- flakes in gravy only

- also available in pate

- fave: pumpkin and carrot toppings

- for all life stages

- in pouch (50g) and can (70g)

Dentalight tasty+ freshest

- flakes in jelly

- fave: chicken & pumpkin/carrot

- for all life stages

- in can (80g)

Nurture pro longevity

- flakes with fruits and veggies

- for all life stages

- in can (80g)

Cindy's recipe original

- flakes in broth

- base: chicken (not tuna)

- for all life stages

- in can (70g)

Loveabowl

- flakes in broth

- base: chicken (not tuna)

- for all life stages

- in can (70g)

Kit cat complete cuisine

- flakes in broth

- base: chicken (not tuna)

- for all life stages

- in can (150g)

Kit cat deboned

- flakes in broth

- base: chicken (not tuna)

- for all life stages

- in can (80g)

Kit cat gravy

- flakes in gravy

- base: chicken (not tuna)

- for all life stages

- in can (70g)

Kit cat mousse

- best for senior cats

- in can (80g)

Kit cat kitten

- flakes with aspic/jelly

- in can (80g)

Crowne

- soup

- in can (100g)

mousse is best for senior cats; while jelly is for kittens and hairball issues

Veterinary diet

Monge vetsolution (100g)

Brit veterinary diet (200g)

Happy cat vet (200g)

DIY cat cakes

- pate is ideal for cake base

- must be for all life stages

Brit premium in nature (200g)

Cindy's recipe complete (400g)

Snacky pate (400g)

Treats (occasional)

- maximum once a week

- not food substitute

- as comfort food

- as reward/motivation

- while clipping claws

Liquid treats

Inaba or Ciao churu (chicken variety)

Ciao apetito - churu's mini version

Dentalight cavia (chicken / duck)

Catit creamy (chicken & liver)

Kitcat purr puree (chicken & fiber)

Kitcat purr puree plus - adults only

Petsup premium licky

Soft snacks

Inaba juicy bites (chicken & tuna)

Ciao churubee (sasami)

Dentalight catnip (ocean fish)

Carnilove soft snack (chicken)

Britcare semi-moist snack - adults only

Nibbles

Little brutus crispy cat bites (chicken & seafood)

Kitcat breath bites (chicken)

Champion cat cookies (chicken)

Fruitables (chicken)

Britcare superfruits (chicken) - adult only

Britcare superfruits (kitten)

Floof pets silvervine

if you wish to introduce a new diet, make sure that it's corn- and grain-free 🌾

[luvnami]

𝐜𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬!

𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫'𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞 - aa my first time writing for kny!! i hope you like it~ the title is a play on the word ‘pillars’ lol hopefully that makes sense... enjoy!! likes, comments and reblogs really help me a lot <3

𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 - @/amjustagirl​ (muacks)

𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 - mention of food

𝐬𝐲𝐧𝐨𝐩𝐬𝐢𝐬 - what if the pillars were... cats?

𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐣𝐢𝐦𝐚 𝐠𝐲𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐢

- the CHONKIEST fella you’ve ever seen in your entire life

- seriously, this cat feels like a brick when you try to pick him up

- yes, his fur is dense. no, he does not get any skinnier when he’s matted down with water

- a lovely, calm cat abandoned by his previous owners because they were moving out of the country

- he loves lazing in the sun and his brown fur turns golden in it!!!

- is a lap cat but doesn’t understand that your legs turn numb way too fast when he’s purring away like a little truck motor 

- (his purrs are so deep……. put him on an asmr youtube channel already!!!!)

- once, you had a dream that you were drowning. you found him sleeping on your chest when you woke up gasping for air

- broke a flimsy cat tree once and is now terrified of heights 

- a big baby :( kind of needy, always welcomes you at the door when you come home with chirps and gets frisky when you don’t return till late

𝐢𝐠𝐮𝐫𝐨 𝐨𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐢

- …

- the quiet cat that seems like it might murder you in your sleep

- you adopted him together with kanroji because he simply wouldn’t leave her side and wouldn’t leave your side so… yeah

- this cat HATED you at first

- like… he even refused to eat the food that you tried to give him :/// you had to lure him out with some churu 

- you once woke up in the middle of the night because you were thirsty and found two glowy things at your bedroom door

- yeah, he was staring at you while you slept

- you didn’t dare to get a glass of water and just went back to sleep

- dark gray short fur with heterochromia! you think that he might be kanroji’s sibling but the centre said that they came in at different times

- he goes crazy for catnip oh my goodness

- he rolls himself in it and purrs so LOUD……….. ok iguro……..

𝐤𝐚𝐧𝐫𝐨𝐣𝐢 𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐢

- so! affectionate!

- you adopted her from a local centre… seriously, who abandoned this pretty baby!!!!!!!

- (iguro insisted on being adopted as well. they come in a pair, do not separate.)

- is a white short fur with heterochromia <333 she looks so magical omg

- when you visited the adoption centre, she wouldn’t stop meowing and curling herself around your legs

- how could you not take her home!!!!!

- she tries to steal all kinds of food (even yours). please don’t own any plants, she will try to chomp them as well

- one time you came back home and heard some loud rustling from the door. you were terrified that it was a thief but when you switched on the lights, the cat had somehow managed to raid your pantry :/

- loves loves loves cuddles!! will even let you touch her soft tummy and play with her toe beans (only for a while though!)

- you wish she’d stop jumping around and getting into the hardest to reach spots…….

- loves trying out new collars, toys and even outfits!

- grooms iguro a lot and loves playing with him <3

𝐤𝐨𝐜𝐡𝐨 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐨𝐛𝐮

- y’all know the cats that play nice when you’re petting them and then bite your hand immediately after… yeah

- the childhood cat that gives you trauma after it scratched you one too many times

- but very lovable and social!! loves meeting new people and then giving you a smug look as she crawls into their lap

- is not tempted by treats… she will do a trick when she wants to

- siamese, brown to white with a tail that flicks too much when she’s irritated

- this cat pushes your glass of water off of the table while looking you in the eye

- will lay herself over your keyboard when you’re trying to work

- has and will chew up your socks again

- scratches your furniture even after you sprayed it with that ‘no-scratch’ spray

- HOWEVER she will occasionally let you scritch her chin when she feels amiable…….

- tries to groom you sometimes

- jumps around too much for her (and your) own good. has caused the shattering of many things and now you cannot place fragile objects on shelves

𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐨𝐤𝐮 𝐤𝐲𝐨𝐣𝐮𝐫𝐨

- the most!! active and happy tabby cat you’ve ever seen!!!!! 

- meow! meow meow meow!

- man i have no idea what you’re saying rengoku but you look happy and adorable so have a treat

- probably a family cat that your dad brought back home (much to mom’s dismay) but he’s part of the family now

- VERY vocal at night no matter how much you try to tire him out in the day… rip 

- will wake you up because! human! it is night time and my water bowl is an inch out of place!

- has the most gorgeous coat ever… really. it’s an envy for many cat owners

- he struts around with his head in the air and demands many pets from you while yowling and pawing your leg

- loves outdoor walks, actually. will attack a dog on sight if given the chance so please keep him on a leash

- give him little booties to keep his paws clean!!!!!!!! he fell over the first time you put them on but now he’s used to it and he looks so cute omg

- very nurturing!! takes to other cats very easily and is a joy to have around if you’re fostering other animals (besides dogs)

𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐳𝐮𝐠𝐚𝐰𝐚 𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐦𝐢

- this bastard cat

- hisses if you pat him for too long

- hisses if you don’t give him attention

- hisses while you’re pouring out his food and will NOT hesitate to bite you

- if you touch his paw pads, you can goodbye to your fingers

- i’m thinking……. gray shorthair with green eyes!

- probably a stray cat that you took in (which came with a lot of coaxing, snacks and wrangling) who got into one too many fights 

- he took a while to get used to staying indoors, often hiding in obscure places and was oddly possessive of your sofa

- no, he did not let you sit on it for a whole month

- he’s very protective and territorial! when he’s feeling like it, he’ll rub against you and get into your closet to curl up and scent your clothes (getting fur all over them)

- once, when you had some friends over, you had to lock him in your bedroom because he wouldn’t stop snarling at them

- no one dares to come over to your place after that

- (he’s secretly addicted to butt pats)

𝐭𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐨

- black shorthair that literally appeared in your house one day

- you have no idea where he came from but you let him stay for a few days and he’s never left since then

- sometimes, he wanders outside (while chasing a butterfly or something...) but always comes back in time for dinner

- has the clearest emerald eyes!!

- he’s so quiet oh my goodness. you swear you’ve never heard him meow or chirp or purr once………. you think he might be a ghost cat sometimes 

- moves around silently too. has scared you on more than one occasion when you turned around and found him staring at you, or felt something furry brush against your leg while you weren’t expecting it

- doesn’t initiate affection much but will let you pet and smother him with love!! he kinda just… chills lol

- loves snuggling in the warmest places! sometimes you’ll come home and find a suspicious bump under your covers… lift it and you might find a friend within <3

- hates hate hates collars

- will literally bat at you if you ever try to put one on him

𝐭𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐨𝐤𝐚 𝐠𝐢𝐲𝐮

- loves water so much its crazy

- you have to lock your bathroom door because he’s somehow managed to figure out how to open the doors in your house

- like, he’ll actually jump into the shower with you 

- you brought him home one day when you found him as a kitten in the rain outside :c (ur the hot anime character now)

- he’s really quiet! rarely meows and prefers to headbutt you (which can be slightly inconvenient, like that one time you were pouring coffee and nearly scalded the both of you)

- his fur is always messy. sticks up everywhere no matter how much you try to brush it

- black fur of medium length and thickness!!! puffs up SO MUCH when winter comes though

- it’s insane, he looks like a ball of soot

- exceptionally fast. when you try to play fetch with him, all you’ll see is a black blur darting back and forth

- easily scared

- you have to be careful when rounding corners or petting him because if he doesn’t expect it he’ll jump like five feet in the air

𝐮𝐳𝐮𝐢 𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐧

- if you do not change his collars or outfits at least once a week or brush him daily he will start yowling

- you decided to adopt him after your neighbour moved to an apartment that didn’t allow cats

- unfortunately, your neighbour was also the most outrageously extravagant person you’ve ever met and spoiled uzui too much

- a good chunk of your monthly spending goes to the cat

- will not eat cheap cat food (how can he tell the difference…?)

- occasionally buries himself in the back of your closet because it’s dark and smells like you but please help me i’m entangled in a scarf and can’t get out!

- loves posing for photographs and being cooed over!! if you run an instagram account for him you’ll be sure to get popular really quickly

- he just… knows the camera is there lol

- hates having his nails clipped omg

- he will run around the house just to escape you and will only be bribed by a fancy new outfit or a churu