#churners

[clickityweasel]

if you see me posting those gay scientists from pacific rim in the year of our lord 2022 no you don’t actually

[wolfdijon]

the rat grinders

idk almost anything about fantasy high but I think the rat grinders are hilarious because imagine a group of kids just going into the forest every day to kill hundreds and hundreds of rats for YEARS. pew pew zap squeaks of terror BOOM free xp imagine being level twelve and never seeing actual combat imagine going on your first quest and you just blow everyone else out of the water because you're insanely overleveled. they're the rat grinders because they literally GRIND RATS. RATS. bahahahhahaha imagine being thrown into your first quest and it's something "suitable for your level" and you don't know anything about practical adventuring because all of your xp and so-called "experience" has come from killing beings lesser than you

[stitchwraith-stingers]

wc au leaders who fucking cares at this point

[rubiatinctorum]

instagram is such a loserish website. i post my photos for my friends to see and their feeds are so filled with sponsored reels and suggested posts that they probably don't want to see if they feel like i do about my sponsored reels and suggested posts. and then none of us see each other's posts, which we signed up to see and followed each other to share with each other. stupid stupid stupid.

[littlesapphicraccoonguy]

This is how i feel whenever I make brownies from scratch

[snackhouse]

Ao3 going down right as I try to leave a comment got me wailing

[handledwithgloves]

‘ginny wouldn’t do that’

my late 90s early 2k romcom ginny would, so… good luck with that

[peasantpilled]

me and the girls up late churning butter. Making butter. Real butter hours. Like if you agr

[lewis-winters]

24 and 8!

24. topic that brings up the most rancid discourse

every time I bring up the tonal shift between ep.9 that condemns the nazi's genocide of the jewish people and ep.10 that sympathizes with the nazi military (and I don't mean enlisted men who probably knew nothing, but the nazi generals and upper brass who most definitely Knew something was up-- just look at that scene where the surrendering nazi general compares himself to dick and says nothing; and then the whole "you deserve long lives in peace" scene just. oh my god.), I get rando anons in my inbox or even just randos in my replies telling me how i shouldn't "lump all nazi's together-- some were good! like schindler!"

buddy. no. shut the fuck up. shut!! the!! fuck!! up!!!!!! you fucking KNOW when i say nazis i don't fucking mean schindler. either you're being contrarian for the sake of being contrarian. or you and i have VERY different political opinions and if so, i'd rather you just stay away from me, ngl.

8. common fandom opinion that everyone is wrong about

I don't like some takes on the mountain top scene. do I think it was handled badly in that it was rushed, character-wise (i.e. we as an audience don't get to spend time with all 3 of the men depicted in that scene enough to understand their motivations)? yes. i do. but I also think that people are too quick to interpret it in such a way that favors one man over the rest. either lieb was right, and web was wrong. or vice versa. people forget that skinny was also there, completely. people don't even want to CONSIDER the nuances of all three characters. that they were all in some degree correct and all in some degree wrong.

and SOMETIMES everybody's opinions of the mountain scene are just informed by their own personal biases. if your fave is lieb, then web is wrong. if your fave is web, then it's lieb that's wrong (oh and this has led to so MANY antisemitic takes i am TELLING YOU it's so bad). GUYS! learn. to Kill Your Darlings. just bc someone is your fave doesn't mean they're not wrong.

anyway. why do you even want your faves to be right all the time? that's so boring. why do you want to be boring?

[kiseiakhun]

Sometimes I'll be like "teenaged nostalgia is colouring my perception and homestuck fic was not THAT good." And then I'll go and reread some homestuck fic and. Yeah. It was that good.

[anxiousgaypanicking]

What do you think remus’s favorite position is ? :3

any position thats 1. completely impossible (hes not real; it doesnt matter that his ankles are tied behind his neck), 2. abnormal (being strung from the ceiling, pushed over surfaces, anything outside of the standard on his back on the bed), or 3. painful (he likes being bent partially in half).

if youre GOING to set him on the bed, then his dick better be rubbing against his own face with how harshly hes being bent. otherwise any sort of uncomfortable surface makes a great spot, or even in the grass where things can get messy.

look up the butter churner if you want. thats what i imagine hed enjoy

[the-butter-churner]

i think its crazy that youre like one of the only people ive known for so long who hasnt changed their url. like you have always been the-butter-churner how cool is that

and i always fucking will be baby!!! they will cremate me, my ashes will be floating in the ganges and i will still be churning.

[stinkrascal]

i fucking love orange juice and whole milk. my eyes and my bones are so strong

[advnterccs-archive]

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐑𝐎𝐁𝐄 𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐄 || accepting

@countlessrealities sent;

💝 on a fancy date

🌸 to go to a picnic

🎃 to a Halloween/costume party

[[ For Rick...asking for a certain someone x3 ]]

If it's a fancy date, at an expensive restaurant, Rick would pair some dark fitted slacks with a similar color blazer. Under it a dark blue buttoned up shirt and of course a belt to keep his slacks in place. He usually doesn't clean up this much for anyone, only a select few of people.

Usually for picnics, it depends. If it's something casual, he'll wear what he always does. Though, if it's for a certain someone, then he might dress up a little. Instead of his usual pants, he would opt for dark colored jeans that still hug at his legs. His lab coat gone, but his long sleeves, teal shirt still there.

"Halloween costume?" He finally speaks after getting his closet raided by a bunch of nosey people. "Y-You're looking at it, I'm going as a drunk scientist."

[autistickfigure]

[chungledown-bimothy]

🎵 RIZ OR GERARD OR MY BBYGIRL FABIAN

why not all three?

Riz: Count On Me- Bruno Mars the boy WILL move heaven and earth for his friends no matter the fuck what. particularly the song reminds me of his single-minded devotion to finding Penny in the first half or so of freshman year, but really beginning to end he is, above all else, dedicated to his friends.

Gerard: Fit Hot Guys Have Problems Too- Crazy Ex Girlfriend he was a REALLY handsome prince. (are there deeper ones i could have chosen? yes. but also he *is* this vain and i think that's really funny to play on)

Fabian: Dancing Through Life- Wicked the self-centered, appearance-driven entitlement? it's early freshman year fabian through and through, babey!

Send me a ♫ and a character or ship and I'll give you a song that reminds me of them!