#cherry ☆ speaks

[scaraandshitposts]

everyone listen to writing on the wall by will stetson my inner kaveh fan girl is coming out

[thethunderthedragonfruit]

i was REALLY surprised i hadnt seen anyone animate over anything from the prevenge script reading yet, so i took matters into my own hands. i thought this bit was hilarious

audio from here

[groovyangelkisses]

I LOVVEVEVEV OLD MAN LOGANN!!! I wanna be his housewife sooososo badly. I wanna cook for him when he has a long day and let him grope and grind against me while I cook because he deserves every part of me (OLD MAN LOGAN FOR LIFE!!)

i LOVEEEE the way you think, sweetpea!!!!

being his happy lil housewife with a sweet little gingham apron he had someone handmake you for christmas </3 makin' him his favorite baked goods when he comes home from driving and dealing with mean customers. massaging his shoulders while he rants and eats dinner, running your fingers through his gray hair, scratching lightly as he pauses to sigh out "'s nice, thank you baby" <3

i am a free use!logan ENTHUSIAST. so you're cooking dinner for him after a long day, same lil apron on and your hair pushed away from your face in a big claw clip— messy but dedicated, of course. and he comes home, shoulders slumped, little brown paper lunch bag (that you packed) tucked between his fingers as he strolls in the kitchen closer to you, already palming himself as he watches you. the only way you even know he's home is the loud groan he lets out when you stand on your tiptoes to reach the spice cabinet— your legs and back extending. your head whips around and he's already on you, fumbling with his belt and pressing his readers up his nose as he flips your little apron up, and reaches around the front of you to unzip your jeans with a whispered, but steady "too fuckin good... too fuckin' sweet for me.. my good little wife"

<3

[shoeboxgoblin]

@littleguysdaily do you like my little guy

[redladydeath]

There's a lot of really interesting new information in the Hazbin Playbill!

[clarity2electricboogaloo]

The outsiders as things my friends & family (and me) have said/done:

Soda accidentally adding a shit ton of salt to rice while he’s cooking

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*a mosquito flying around in the kitchen*

Soda: thats my best friend, his name is Leroy

Darry: well I’m gonna fucking kill Leroy

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Pony: what’s exercise

Cherry: exorcism!

Pony: yayy!

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Johnny: is humans edible

Pony: yes. Anything is edible—

Dallas: no. Well only the British.

Pony: ……..anything is edible if you try hard enough

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Pony sticking a sticker from an apple onto Darry’s back and him barely noticing it like 8 hours later

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Dallas: fuck off

Two bit: fuck you!

Johnny: you’re gonna fuck him???

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Soda: why you changing with the door OPENNN??

Pony: I WAS JUST ABOUT TO CLOSE IT—

Soda: GOBLINNN

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Younger soda: *spits out tooth*

Younger pony: wHAT 😨😨

Younger soda: BAHAHHAAH

Younger pony: *starts laughing so hard he starts coughing*

Younger soda: I TOLD YOU SWISHING WATER HELPS ME GET A TOOTH OUT

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Darry: mY LORD IM GONNA KILL SANTA

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Darry: I HOPE SANTA KILLS YOU TOO

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Cherry: All I’ve ever wanted-

Marcia: All I want for Christmas is you

Cherry: …

Cherry: All I’ve ever wanted is some big shorts-

Bev: All I want is love that lasts

Cherry: -like down to here

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Two bit: who you talking to?!

Pony: discord-

Two bit: FRESHAVOCADO

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Johnny: guys I don’t like Taylor swift

Cherry: and Taylor swift doesn’t like you

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Darry: I threatened to throw my little brother over the border today which was fun

(I hc the Curtis brothers as Mexican)

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Dally: hah short

Pony: I will bite ur ankles and steal your kneecaps

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*two bit pointing out sign that says “topping is harmful to trees*

Dallas: good thing I’m a bottom!

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Darry: both of u left me w a kid on my own

The Curtis parents: mb gang 😔😔

(Ignore the fact there’s two kids)

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Soda in June: I forgot I got you this

Pony, who is not out to anyone yet: lol what?

Soda: it’s a rainbow ikea bag :DD

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Johnny right, pony left

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Darry: why the hell is everything in spanish?

Pony: ¿tú no hablas español?

Darry: shut your damn mouth

(Mexican Curtis bros are real guys trust)

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*pony going to take a shower*

Pony: no ones in here right?

Darry: ahh, just George

Pony: George Washington?

Darry: yeah, his ghost

———

*darry burns himself*

Darry: MOTHER FUCK- OW

Soda: did you call me?

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Pony right, two bit left

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Soda right, pony left

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Pony screenshotting all the gay translations in his Duolingo lessons

That’s all. These take a while to store up jeez

[beausling]

pov: you’re jensen ackles’ controversially young gf (alt!musician!reader)

read part ii here, read part iii here

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youruser pushin up daisies🫗

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yourbffsuser the way you went to a WHOLE DIFFERENT STATE without me😭

youruser cus your ass had to work like whateverrr🙄

y/ngirlies @/yourbffsuser @/youruser WDYMMM A WHOLE DIFFERENT STATE????

youruser @/y/ngirlies teehe🤭

jacklesfan did anyone else come from the post about her hanging out with jensen?? who even is this girl

hrtsy/n she’s played guitar for So many radio company song, like literally check their full album credits…. how are you a jensen fan and don’t know that? poser behavior if you ask me

rubysnephew are you where i think you are? 🤨

youruser well, tis the season to grossir et faire la fête

suicideleopard @/youruser coming to kiss you

youruser @/suicideleopard omw to metairie rn don’t even play

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youruser stop puttin this dingy old white boy on the bacchus krewe😕

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jensenackles Haha. Very funny 😐

youruser I know I’m gigging🤭🤭

gibson_g1rl y/n and jensen reunited again suicide postponed !!!!

youruser for me too !!!!!!!!!

vamps4y/n the iconic duo is back guys

j2texas literally who tf are you???

vamps4y/n shes the vamp that turned your idol bisexual

youruser @/vamps4y/n shhh you weren’t supposed to tell anyone abt that😞

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jensenackles March 1st. You know what that means….Happy #FatTuesday #mardisgras y’all.

….oh and Happy Birthday to me! 🥳

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youruser you ate that up babygirl🎀🪄 happy berfday!!!

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vamps4y/n wondering what present y/n got you🤔

youruser 🤫🤭🤭

jasvtsc @/youruser ????!!?!!????!!!!!!

youruser @/vamps4y/n @/jasvtsc in time, my young vamps

gibson_g1rl @/youruser WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN??!?????!!!!!????

supefanatic omg it’s captain america and soldier boy!!!!!

pearlzier happy birthday king🎉

gibson_g1rl why are u trying to act normal abt this rn

pearlzier @/gibson_g1rl 😭😭😭

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youruser okay so a cowboy, a duck, and a vampire walk into the studio, right?

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yungxrist bro give me back my fucking cousin

youruser no he’s mine now, i need that little drummer boy for my side quest

y/ngirlies @/youruser little drummer boy😭😭

hrtsy/n OH WE’RE GONNA BE EATING SO GOOD GUYS

gibson_g1rl rattling the bars of my enclosure

vamps4y/n did you n ruby kiss be honest

youruser i bit both of their noses #cutenessaggression

pearlzier @/youruser you’re so me

jensenackles It was amazing to make music with you again! ☺️

suicideleopard feeling left out here😣

pearlzier OMGOMG😭

youruser back at ya pretty boy🖤

pearlzier @/youruser OMGOMG OMGOMG OMGGGG?????😭😭😭

jasvtsc @/youruser PRETTY BOY??!!!?!!!!!😭😭😭😭😭

y/ngirlies @/youruser OHHH???? MY GOD ?!!!!!?!!????!

gibson_g1rl @/youruser PRETTY??? BOY?????

yourbffsuser CALLINF YOYR N

suicideleopard 17m

꩜ thank you so much !!! i hope you guys enjoyed reading this as much as i did making it😸 all feedback, likes, and reblogs are greatly appreciated 💟

꩜ inspired by @gibson-g1rl 🍂

꩜ peep the features🤭🤭

꩜ tags : @gibson-g1rl @pearlzier @jasvtsc @archiveofvirtue 🎀 lmk if you wanna be tagged and/or featured in the next part !!!!!

[fetishizeyourself]

things might be hard but at least i'll always have weed and bbw porn

[brittle-doughie]

Draw Your Blade! | Looking into the Valorous Sun Tournament Update for CROB!

It’s pretty cool that we get to have a story this time around when it comes to the GCL, I recall when it was just the new cookie and the league itself that was the main score, so it’s good to get something read for this GCL

Cream Soda is happy to see an old friend of hers, but it doesn’t seem like Cherry Cola Cookie shares the same sentiment, wonder what occurred between these two to get them like that?

And Cream Soda has a pretty nice looking epic skin to go along with her, Cherry Cola’s is no slouch either. Leek Cookie is also getting the Epic costume of this update too btw.

The urge to do Champion League is STRONG, she got the whole set of a costume, candy, AND a trial. Girl literally won this update!

This along with the Rock, Paper, Scissors event, and Tough Cookie matches among other improvements are also a great addition.

HANGING ON THE EDGE OF TOMORROW!

LIVE AND LEARN!

FROM THE WORKS OF YESTERDAY!

LIVE AND LEARN!

“Oh, are you training your sword fighting right now, Y/N Cookie?”

“Yeah, I want to make sure I’m all readied up before the grand tournament! I don’t want to be rusty and end up squandering it on the first match!”

“Well, if you need any help in the form of working on your stance or a sparring match, I’m happy to help!”

“Ah, w-well, Cream Soda Cookie. You see-“

Cherry Cola Cookie appears behind Y/N Cookie, surprising Cream Soda!

“That’s nice of you to offer, but they already have someone helping them train…”

“Cherry Cola Cookie! Well, it never hurts to have a third opinion, it helps with improvement better!”

“What part of “they already have a training partner” did you not understand?”

“I’m sorry, Cream Soda. Cherry Cola did ask first and I didn’t want to turn down a long time friend…”

“I’m your long time friend too! Let me help you with your training! I won’t lose to Cherry Cola Cookie!”

“Must you always make a sword fight out of everything? Very well, the winner gets to be Y/N Cookie’s training partner, but don’t expect me to lose.”

“I won’t either! Let’s do this!”

You sat out as you watched the two cookies sword fight, neither side refusing to let the other win. While you prefer that the two had got along and both could help you, you knew better then to interfere with the fierce passion of the two.

[miaoqing]

something about the fact that the english language just. works out to make the wordplay of scum/cum/cumplane possible is so delightful to me

[cherrirui-official]

Awe yeah Hitman JD art (+ semi-unrelated doodle bc I wanted to put something over the cut)

!! Blood warning for the art under the cut !!

@lemony-and-zesty HI I stumbled upon your Hitman John Dory au while looking at trolls fanart and I'm SO NORMAL abt him!!!! I just had to draw him I hope that's okay

[scaraandshitposts]

hello hello ! officially saying that I'll take requests for genshin characters! here are some basic rules for that!

i write gn or fem reader

ill write abt fem or masc characters

ill write smut, im a filthy mf. BUT there are some characters ill list below that i won't write anything of that nature for.

obvi nothing abt any of the child models, ill happily feature them in smth fluffy tho

I'll happily write polyamory as a poly person myself!

who I won't write for is easier than who I will so!

Jean, I dont like her, that's the reason with most of these characters lol

Rosaria

Eula

Ei/Raiden Shogun

Abyss Aether or Lumine (regular is fine)

so I have not done anything Fontaine related yet- I ignore everyone in Fontaine for now♡

will NOT write smut for

basically any teen be fr

Razor, Bennet, or Fischl

Xianling, Chongyun, Xingqui

Collei

I might take a few days, but ill do my best to get things out in a timely manner!

I'm open to pretty much anything, shoot me an ask and ill do my best for you!♡

[chaos0pikachu]

look I don't keep up with studio drama cause I don't gaf and I don't put on a cape for any company but boc is delivering punk rock gay girl gang energy and got bible riding dick, ass ate, set to thriller editing how can I not be feral about that shit?

[groovyangelkisses]

My fav soft Logan head canon is how gentle he can be. Like i can picture him being so domestically dominating and nurturing (specially lumber jack Lo idk why)

He’s always leading you by the hand or the small of your back thru a busy crowd, when a loud sound goes off he pulls you into him his protectiveness taking over. When you talk to him he holds your face and touching you gently while he listens. Petting your hair while you’re doing something and he’s watching you kissing the side of your head. Like these kind of theses idk if these made sense to anyone but YEAHHHH

anon this spoke to me so deeply!!!! oh my gosh!!!!

[gingerbravecookie]

[redladydeath]

Decided to do some height comparison stuff with the entire cast. Charlie, Angel, Alastor, Vox, and Valentino have canonical heights (or height ranges), everyone else is approximated based on various shots from the show.