#chelsea parker

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The Shooting Range

Yeah my St Trinians fics are basically me looking at small scenes from the films and wondering how does that chaos work

Summary: Miss Cleaver's shooting range finds the girls to where the clay duck hats in a couple of ways.

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One thing which no visitors actually knew about, or ever had much of a clue about unless they're a parent curious over their daughters unexpected knowledge of weapons, was Cleaver's shooting range. The sign was covered as soon as any visitors were sighted on the drive and the ducks set out as if they were props for a school prank.

The only time it wasn't was when a new teacher was joining the school and even then the girls would ensure it's covered until Miss Fritton has started the tour. Then Miss Cleaver opens the shooting range again with business as usual.

Currently the sign said:

Welcome to Cleaver's Anger Management Shooting!

If you just need to shoot something, we've got a range of options from clay duck to mannikins dressed in your enemies clothes.

For dart boards with photos of your enemies please see Miss Fritton.

It wouldn't be long before it was changed again, likely to ask for the clay duck volunteers, or people to make more of those hats.

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“Got another kid for the clay duck hats.” Andrea commented, looking out the window disinterestedly.

Zoe glanced out as well, rolling her eyes at the sight. “If it'll shut them up, I'm all for it. That laugh was piercing my skull.”

“Maybe Tallulah should accelerate to see if it'd shut her up.” Andrea nodded. “We'll get Kelly or someone to do a family check before Cleaver realises.”

A smirk was directed over to her then, “Maybe we can be ghosts this time. Scare them out of their wits to treating us right.”

“Plan made.”

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Chelsea couldn't get her hair right. Normally all of the posh totties helped each other, but for some reason Bella had vanished that morning.

Kelly leant around the door of their dressing room after the panic over Chelsea's hair had been going on for a while. “It's AA Forfeit day. Your hair looks fine as it is.”

“Bella has to do a forfeit again? Does she get one vodka a month just to be put in the forfeits?” Chelsea exclaimed, grabbing a comb to do another adjustment to her hair.

Saffy moved to finish her own hair with a few grips to hairs that weren't staying in place with hairspray alone. “I think she misses getting shot at regularly. Nobody threatens pretty girls around here any more.”

“Actually I had a guy last weekend ask how long I'd been at St Trinians. He seemed ready and willing to threaten me until I mentioned it's my final year. The guys in the area know we get more dangerous with time.” Chelsea sighed, straightening her stockings. “And Cleaver should just waive that stupid height restriction.”

Saffy smiled at her, “Why? So we don't have to listen to Bella making the worst comments ever all accurate to how guns work?”

“Those are some conversations I pretend never happened. Who knew the wealthy have such weird things they're into.” Chelsea pretended to wretch, immediately checking her lipstick was okay.

“Chat line woes. Have you spoken to Lucy about getting the options and which of us callers get through to expanded?” Saffy commented. “Maybe letting a few princesses from Cheltenham call us would help plot their schools downfall.”

Chelsea shook her head at her, “If you want to hook up with guys from there we'd need other methods.”

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“Right Girls! You know why you're here, and better know the rules. Heads down, keep in time, duck out at the end to get your duck replaced, never walk in the shooting area. It's crawling or nothing for you older girls. The matron and first aid cadets are ready for when the shrapnel grazes you.” Miss Cleaver stated, looking over the group pulling on the clay duck hats as well as some knee pads to help reduce pain kneeling and crawling on unpadded flooring.

Bella frowned up at her still. “Have you even reminded the girls that you're opening the range today?”

Usually the targets for the day would have an audience of girls ready to shoot them, checking the equipment while they got ready. None had shown up yet that day.

Cleaver glanced around seemingly noticing this for the first time. “Must have forgot.” She muttered, before bellowing out the door “The Range is open.”

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Chat y’all ever rewatch the second half of when the Aces beat the liberty last year just to feel something? Yeah me either wtf

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Team America: World Police

Summary: Actor Gary Johnson (Trey Parker) is recruited by intergovernmental organisation Team America to foil a plan by Kim Jong-il (Trey Parker) and his allies.

Unsubtle satire that takes shots at everyone and makes references that squarely date the film. “Pearl Harbor Sucks” still slaps.

Rating: 4/5

Photo credit: Hollywood Reporter

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Dumb Intelligence

Summary: Annabelle soon after joining St Trinians become curious about Chelsea and how intelligent she seems to be

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Annabelle was the new girl. In any school that would leave her feeling left out, but in St Trinians it mostly left her able to watch the girls in their groups and outside of them more easily. She was still pulled into the school wide schemes and brought into the fold when there was something threatening the school, with no isolation given the chance to start there.

In Kelly's words, she didn't have a group so she'd need to make her own place around them. It made sense to Annabelle since Kelly seemed to have done that herself too, and she was still unclear which group the head girl might once have been in, even if the one before her seemed almost certainly a former posh totty.

It was actually the posh totty's that Annabelle was focused on currently, because she couldn't quite understand Chelsea Parker.

They'd shared English class together and a few others once Annabelle decided to try and figure out just how Chelsea seemed to succeed in all her classes while being seen as entirely focused on her looks and otherwise dumb.

Deciding your own schedule and which classes you wanted to attend was basically part of being a St Trinians girl she'd decided, especially after a list of all the students was passed around at the start of her first class, just tick off who you are to be counted for attendance in that class, tick off someone else's name to give the teachers a headache figuring out which class they actually attended out of the 5 a student was apparently inn.

“Why would the old man even believe that lie? It's obviously a lie and so clear for him to disprove it makes no sense.” Chelsea was complaining. The class discussion was on Chaucer's Merchant's Tale and the teacher was nodding back at her.

“How about you make that your focus for this unit, Miss Parker. You write about the lies, how they're easily seen through and why the characters might want to believe them.” Miss Dickinson suggested.

And there was the reason Annabelle was confused. That was a good point and a smart subject that Chelsea didn't flinch before accepting, but if asked, Annabelle knew Chelsea wouldn't be able to name the author. The only names that stayed in Chelsea's mind, seemingly, were her friends, actors or pop stars.

She says nothing, carries on mostly sticking to Kelly or her aunt when not helping with the heist or in classes. It's not her place to call out Chelsea on her intelligence or make comments on how she connects to subjects. Besides, Chelsea probably knows all this already, she was the one to jump at the chance to lead St Trinians through the School Challenge.

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Chelsea running from the stage was all the evidence Annabelle ever needed to realise no, she wasn't aware of just how smart she was, or how uniquely she connected information together. It wasn't what Annabelle was going to bring up, knowing that coming from her it might not have any impact.

Even as she called out to Chelsea and got her to stop, Annabelle was focusing on the heist, intending to mention that, or offer to sort out the issue with the ear pieces.

Miss Dickinson got there first, saying everything Annabelle would have if she'd been closer to Chelsea, and getting stunned blinks in return.

“Definitely seems sexy to me, and you always love men in suits.” Annabelle added when it seemed like Chelsea needed one extra push to rejoin the challenge.

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That had been a small scene to Annabelle, easily overwhelmed by knocking out Verity and knowing they'd scammed her father out of the money to save the school . Hell, she'd expected the school to return to each group staying within their own groups and Chelsea basically ignoring her. There had been a moment after the night of makeovers where Peaches decided her new look, although not the one the Posh Totties gave her, did look most like their own, but Annabelle's desire for slow soft relationships rather than the teasing, playful and immensely lustful ones the Posh Totties tended to have kept her from really integrating with them.

“You find intelligence sexy but pay more attention to me in class than any of the geeks.” Chelsea stated, startling Annabelle when she was walking the grounds, double checking no first years had been left tied up or dragged out recently.

She turned, smirking slightly, “You are intelligent. Just not the kind most people look for.” She stated, “Just like nobody would have thought I'd ben a good St Trinian or great shot in hockey with how I looked a few months back.”

“How long have you been watching me then?” The question wasn't surprising, only how quickly it was asked.

Annabelle shrugged, “I've been curious for a while. Definitely since you got annoyed about believable lies in Chaucer though. That's not something most people would question in fiction, assuming it's just reasonable in the story being written, but you did.”

“And I wonder who you are behind the Fritton name and mix of mousey and snobbish you keep reverting to.” Chelsea carried on to say, nodding at her comment.

“You can join me on my walk and see what you find out?” The offer was easily given, and Chelsea's laugh made it clear it was also understood.

Annabelle was certain already that she'd never get Chelsea to give up the chatline, or her methods of gaining favour and information, but honestly, that wasn't what she wanted. She just wanted the quiet knowledge and focus that was now directed at her.

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