#cheeze anon

[hmshermitcraft]

A short story for this week's prompt!

[Ship is : Cub x Scar x Joe Hills x Doc]

[Au is : None ]

[TW : A little angsty, starts off angsty but gets fluffy at the end.]

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The soft noises of the morning were one of the first things Cub had woken up to that morning, the sound of rain gently hitting their bedroom window as the wind blew gently against the trees. The smell of his husbands prefumes and colognes filling his senses as he buried his face into the side of a pillow, paired with the smell of a crispy, almost burnt smell . . . burnt . . . Uh oh.

He had shot up from his spot on the bed, legs tangled in the sheets, causing him to come crashing to the ground with a thud. He was now extremely aware of the fact none of his husbands were in bed. The burning smell was becoming harsher, it was starting to hurt his lungs. He needed to get out of there.

Where were his husbands?

Are they hurt?

Did they get out of the fire okay?

Oh God, what if they didn't get out, what if they didn't make it?

"Scar! Crap- Joe?" His yells were interrupted by sudden harsh coughing fits, tears coming and blurring his eyes as he clutched his chest. He couldn't find them and he- his chest hurt so much, he couldn't loose them again he couldn't-

"Cub, darling, sweetie, look at me."

His eyes opened wide, looking at his surrounding area. or he tried to at least, his eyes blurry with tears, cheeks wet. Cub's lower lip trembled as two hands, two gentle, loving hands, cupped his face, thumbs gently caressing his cheeks as sniffled.

It was Joe, his Joe. The one who told them poetry and called them overused petnames, who left notes of encouragement in their pockets where they were bound to find.

"Darling, you're alright, you're okay, I promise. Just breathe, breathe for me. Can you do that?" His voice was so soft, so soothing, so Joe. He nods and Joe smiles, oh how he adores that smile. Cub took a breath, a shaky one, but that was better then nothing.

Everything was okay, everything was all better.

No.

No no wait.

Where was Scar?

Where was Doc?

Joe was here but where were they.

Are they okay?

Oh no no no-

"We're back, sorry we took so long, the kettle didn't want to boil. Is he awake?"

No.

No it was okay.

They were okay.

He looks over to the doorway, where his two other husband's stood, well one stood as the other was carried.

They were okay. He was okay.

Cub watched as his husbands joined Joe and himself in their bed, and then everything was alright again. At least for now, but anything after now could be worried about then.

They had settled back down in bed, loving hands holding and gentle lips kissing as they all settled back to sleep.

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Hopefully that wasn't too bad, I haven't written anything like this in awhile!

- If possible, could I be cheeze anon?

His panic left him exhausted, and he was more than happy to settle back into a (now) peaceful slumber.

[cheecats]

For a design request… maybe Nightheart (a starless clan)? I think he would look really good in your style!!

that thang

[cheebuss]

hey do you still fw sniperspy

maybe

[nightdrawz]

alien

anyways, can you explain the story behind your magical stars, or your bracelet thing?

-moom cheez

[robin-5-technically]

Oh I didn't long story short turns out Im a meta n can't change back. It's whatever tho I don't have to pay taxes at least lol (I miss it Ive abandoned all I love and can never go back, with every squeak I feel nauseated this is not me but I can't change back)

-🐹

If it helps, you are a very cute hamster.

[unknownarmageddon]

Get cheezed again

▪︎ Cheez anon

Sadly I am both too tried to draw and also I don’t wanna to sit at my tablet so I cannot visually convey me getting cheesed

But I assure you I have been cheesed

[dwtdog]

I never been to target 🐀🐀🐀 cant wait to see whats the hype :D

-🍄

omg just for u i'll take us to the nice target ^-^

[professional-termite]

Hi, just a reminder to drink water and have a SpOoKy day!

thank you anon. for this you get a treat. you recieve this long bag of cheez it snap'd

[uchiyaandeewaran]

arreee don't waste your energy arguing with rhysaka and her delusional gang.

everytime you tell them to talk on actual issues plaguing the country rn, they will go back decades and bring up emergency.

they would prefer using their religion as a weapon. i almost feel sorry for how they're letting themselves get fooled by hindutva ideology

inka kuch nahi ho sakta hai.

asdfgbhngbfdsads I think you're right—

inka kuch nhi so skta >:(

[donnietheterrapin]

soo, which version of the tmnt do you like more? I both(not referring to the movie, I haven't seen), but I like the 3d one more.

-cheez anon >:)

I have only actually watched part of 2012- so I'd have to say 2012, but Rise is my second pick! I said I wanted to finish 2012 before I watched Rise, but I haven't been able to do that yet :') Also hello cheez anon!! >:)

[f4y3w00d5]

cheeze

... *has a mental breakdown* YOU MEAN CHEESE RIGHT!?!?

[cheecats]

Can I request Shadowsight for the designs? Or maybe Frecklewish if you'd rather?

I'm curious what either would look like in your style! (Which I adore btw it's SO good)

i know Shadowsight is described as small in the books, but I prefer to interpret him with the Tigerstar(tm) tallness with Dovewing's build, and that he tends to shrink down/lower his voice while talking to appear as meek/non-threatening as possible because his peers get nervous around him

[cheebuss]

I missed him so much so scp 049 please!! Number 27!

send a character + random number for a piece with them corresponding to the song on my Spotify top 100 [x]

I say, don't you know? You say you don't know I say: Take me out

do not forget about Palestine amidst the spotify wrapped excitement, there's a reason it was posted early instead of on the normal day.

[nightdrawz]

Oh also draw a hollow head or something

Victim

Design might change tho (´-ω-`)

[firstanonthemoon]

no, i am cheez anon, the moon is cheez, i was on the moon first.

damn, guess i gotta change my username

[cheebuss]

MASTERFUL GAMBIT BAZ (EVERYONE READ)

Answer to this ask I had to post seperately because I reached the character limit or something.

OHHHH Anon you are not ready. I think about this bastard so much and too deeply.

Before I get into it:

I love how you worded this question- gives a nice atmosphere.

Just to be clear this is all about RED Sniper. I apologise to any BLU Sniper enjoyers for I don't have thoughts about that guy.

I'm not the biggest fan of the comics for many reasons so don't mind me retconning a lot of that.

In the end these are all MY opinions and views of him- if you don't like them that's no problem. It's free real estate.

And FINALLY; my thoughts, under read more:

OKAY, let's start with what even got me to interpret him the way that I do; hell yeah baby, it's Meet the Sniper time.

I've seen MANY people often assume that Sniper is one of the most normal/chill people of the 2fort nine- but the impression I got is that he wants you to think he's normal so desperately despite everything else pointing to how fucking weird he actually is. Simply noticing the stuff he's saying makes it a lot more clear. The very beginning where he goes "Boom, headshot," making light of taking another person's life so swiftly. "Cause at the end of the day; as long as there's two people left on the planet- someone is gonna want someone dead," really positive light you see the world in, Sniper.

Of course you can take this as him being "realistic", and I do agree he's more of a realist than a pessimist or optimist, but "...have a plan to kill everyone you meet," is SO fucked up. Why is his first thought when meeting someone to know how to kill them? This to me is him not being able to properly connect to other people/understand them or actually SEE them as people. Not to mention his smile after delivering that shot in the timelapse of him sniping (AND after stabbing Spy). This cunt enjoys killing. He's not the type to slowly kill someone or torture them- but he is the type to feel satisfaction after planting a bullet in someone; give himself a pat on the back for it- or perhaps find humour in the kill.

The conclusion this brought me to is that he is an unreliable narrator in "Meet the Sniper". (Also the "..be polite," line. Yeah, sure, dude. Your voice lines are very polite.)

CAN WE TALK ABOUT HIS FUCKING TEETH? The way his teeth look and how much they're shown to the viewer by exaggerating his mouth movements feels like a "this guy is NOT normal" sign. No one in the game has teeth similar to him and his canines are HUGE. Like holy shit, he's an apex predator.

A comment @cheebuss (I know you wanna get tagged) saw once has been a running joke between us- it was basically "He indicates so he's normal," which is fucking hilarious, but I can genuinely refute that point. First of all we see him fucking speeding in the beginning of the video- to be fair we don't know what the speed limit on this road is, BUT:

Cunt drives around with a broken side mirror. That's really unsafe, obviously. A good chunk of that mirror has gone to shit and he does not care to replace it (which feeds into my headcanon of him being stingy/not wanting to spend money because he lived on a farm and they did everything themselves). Speaking of his van; it gave me the impression he likes having everything he needs near him- he doesn't need a grand, expensive space to feel comfortable. (I headcanon that he's actually scared/unnerved by vast, empty spaces/buildings) ALSO I think he's messy and prefers the claustrophobia of his van. I like to believe his childhood room was much the same (to the detriment of his mother)- that's his safe space damn it!!!

And here I can transition into talking about his parents!!! : D Of course, not much was shown to us of Mr. & Mrs. Mundy, but we can still glean some stuff from the video- and partially- the comics.

His father very obviously disapproves of his job, calling him "a crazed gunman", and showing his morals do not align with Sniper's. Sniper calls for his mum during the phone call shown at the very end of the video- looking annoyed and somewhat distressed. It's clear to me that they've had this argument many times and Mrs. Mundy is the mediator in them. I think she disapproves of the job as much as her husband does, but is sick of hearing them argue to that extent. Regardless of this conflict, Sniper loves and cares for his parents- they are his world. He doesn't care for anyone else, most of the shit he does is for their sake and continuing to provide support so they can live a stable life at their farm as they get older. It's one of the nicest things about Sniper.

Although, I do think he struggled to get them to understand him properly. He is a quiet man who doesn't express a lot of his emotions. That will complicate things, especially if he doesn't talk about it- and he doesn't!!! : D

Despite this, I think they were the people he was closest to. Sniper, to me, is a guy who's never had friends and has been lonely as well as isolated his entire life. "Too weird to live, much too rare to die." And this is a VERY long time we're talking about; DECADES. Decades of minimum to no human connection. (Just to note; he is almost 50 to me. The comic writers fucked the timeline up and made him a 20 something year old. The Sin. Do not speak of it to me. It makes him less interesting/compelling I'm not kidding.) He is anxious in social settings, barely speaks up, and prefers to simply back away when he doesn't know how to deal with something. (SUPER DUPER AUTISM + SOCIAL ANXIETY!!!) Does he try to interact with his co-workers? Veeeeery little. He yearns for connection he convinces himself he doesn't need. He trusts no one. He's a mystery to them.

But hey!!! Less distractions from his job!!! (Bad transition) This man is genuinely incredible at what he does- I keep replaying the part where he reloads his rifle. He was not kidding about being efficient (he also kills the entire BLU team in that video??). The lad's got incredible patience, aim, control, and overall understanding of what he's doing. There's something fucked up about him observing the people he's targetting like prey, but let's leave that for when I mention his previous job as a tracker (if I do). I imagine the only thing he excelled at in school (he did go there!! He can write!!!) is maths, as that is very much needed when you're a sniper.

BTW I think he barely passed school; he hated being there, had no interest in school work and his teachers kept pestering him about his social life. Leave him alone, he doesn't need that (he does).

Most of his focus went to his parents' farm where I think he mostly took care of the animals....or went out to hunt them; which is how he learned to shoot out of a rifle in the first place. (His dad taught him.) He's not exactly an animal guy but he's also not not an animal guy.

It's complicated.

ANYWAYS, I've talked enough about one single video. Let's mention his in game voice lines a bit!

There's a LOT of material there but here's the stuff I want to mention:

He talks to himself a lot. He isn't out there with the others- his job is to be perched up somewhere high and shoot from a distance so he doesn't get spotted. He makes so many jokes that only HE's going to find funny, except "You've got a forehead on ya like a coffee table," which is genuinely the funniest thing he's ever said. Boy voices his thoughts and tries to entertain himself when he's alone- I don't judge him for that. He has to sit there for hours in complete focus (he helps himself via a lot of coffee). I DO judge the things he says, however.

He's violent. (WHAT!?) There's plenty of examples but I would like to mention one adressed to his teammates. One of the "Jeers" commands is "Should've saved a bullet for some of you blokes!" which, hey, what the fuck? That's scary. He got so frustrated he threatened his own team with murder. (It's kinda funny) To me this shows he's bad at controlling his outbursts or that he never learned how to deal with them. (Autism moment!!!)

He literally growls.

There's this line addressed to Spy: "What goes around comes around, you snotty little nance." If you're not aware- "nance" is derogatory Australian slang for a prissy, effeminate gay man. I headcanon Sniper as a homosexual man so it tickles me that he's so insecure about this fact. It's sad, absolutely, but I find humour in this horrible man being a homophobic homosexual. Project your insecurities onto a guy who can read people extremely well, why don't you. He won't do anything about it, I promise :) (Lie)

I was doing my best to not mention SniperSpy but CAN WE TALK ABOUT HIS LINES AIMED AT SPY AND HOW THEY'RE DIRECT RESPONSES TO THINGS SPY SAYS? (plus the highest number of revenge lines he has directed at someone is Spy)

-> = response to:

"Aww, did I get blood on your suit!?" -> "You got blood on my suit."

"I was never on your side either! Wanker!" -> "I never really was on your side."

"Ah, my God, you've been shot. Did you get a look at the handsome rogue who did it?" -> "I'll see you in hell, you handsome rogue."

BY THE WAY, THAT LAST LINE? SPY ONLY SAYS THAT TO HIS COUNTERPART. WHAT, WERE YOU LOOKING AT HIM? WERE YOU WATCHING HIM ALL DAY? WHY DO YOU REMEMBER SO MANY THINGS HE'S SAID? WHY ARE YOU SO FOCUSED ON HIM? ARE YOU OBSESSED WITH HIM? ARE YOU OBSESSED? WHY ARE YOU OBSESSED WITH A LITTLE NANCY BOY? HM?

There is so much more I could mention. I think whatever thing he has going on with Spy is super important to him, but I will hold back for your sake as I can talk about this for hours. You have no clue how many parallels there are, etc.

Anyways, he's in Expiration Date! A little bit! He doesn't say anything. <3 I'm proud of him!!! <3

He literally just stands around ominously in the shadows (and finds RED Spy being made fun of very amusing).

"Hehe."

(I just noticed he took his watch off and put it on his vest. This is an autism moment because I, too, hate having something on me that I don't usually have so I need to balance it out by removing something else; if I have it on me. Either way it's sensory suffering.) (Him being super attached to his hat and glasses is also an autism moment. He is no one without them.)

And then he has that one part in The Bread Fight(tm) where he gets confused by Pauling and Scout pushing the bomb.

"Tails gets trolled" looking ass.

I like watching him fall over.

After he falls here, he takes his kukri out which was... attached? situated? It was behind the strap of his arrow carrier. I think that's cool. I also think he wouldn't be doing that during matches because Spy is very much capable of stealing it/putting it away without Sniper noticing, even if it was literally on his back.

Also, I am a firm believer in "Sniper can only do one thing extremely well and has little to no interest in creative stuff," so I disagree with the idea of him being able to play a saxophone. You could say he was made to do that in school, but this guy is a smoker. I do not believe he can do that. You cannot convince me.

I think that's enough! This doesn't even go past the hypothetical tip of the iceberg, but it's a lot of words. This is the very basic stuff you have to know about how I see this cunt.

Thank you for letting me share some of my insanity.