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tswwwit · 3 months ago

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I'm very curious (you don't have to take this seriously if you don't want to) but how exactly would Bill find out about how bad OG!Bill is doing? Like, is there an interdimensional bookstore that sells this book? When he's getting his bi-monthly demon gossip magazine at this shop does he just see that book there and double-takes? What's happening there? And what is Dipper's reaction?

I'm not sure if Familiar Bill learns about it through the book, but let's think about that!

Since the book displays differently for everyone - I imagine Familiar!Bill just gets dozens of pages of 'LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LETMEOUTLETMEOUTLETMEOUT' until he claps the thing shut.

Showing Dipper doesn't have much better effects; he just gets the ol' 'PUT JALAPENO PEPPERS IN YOUR EYES' treatment.

Once you put the book aside - I figure Bill finds out through the regular interdimensional rumor mill. Whispers along that strange network of various versions of oneself, carrying mentions of the strange twists and turns of fate.

That day has has Dipper wondering why Bill took one look at his phone, blanched, then started being waaaay too affectionate.

#answers #Behold! One of the few horrors every Bill experiences #The Threat Of Therapy #Familiar Bill isn't 100% certain what caused the OG version to get sent to Theraprism. Rumors abound.#But it's a Very Sure Bet that his own ass escaped due to his Interdimensionally Anomalous Married Situation #He KNOWS he's weird amongst Bills - but this is like the one time it's REALLY shown how great his so-called 'awful' choice was!#Also holy crap. He can't *believe* what a terrible fate he avoided. Marriage clearly RULES and he was soooo right to do it #Dipper meanwhile is getting a great deal of affection. It's worrying for multiple reasons #First and foremost because this usually means Bill's buttering him up for something #Second because he's clearly *not* attempting that right now #And third because: What the fuck could bother BILL enough that he's being so openly appreciative? Man.#Not for the first time Dipper thinks his husband needs therapy

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celestie0 · 4 months ago

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i wanna write a scene in ihm where gojo n reader go to costco together

#gojo gets the hot dog n reader gets the strawberry ice cream sundae #reader keeps asking him if she can put certain stuff in the cart #and he just says yea sure to everything #not even questioning why she needs to have a liquid nitrogen ice cream maker in the house #and he pays for it all at the end and is gobsmacked when he sees a $622 bill #sobs

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ballpitwitch · 1 year ago

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John Wick: Chapter 4 - 'Train Like A Killer' Featurette

#OKAY I GUESS #Keanu Reeves #kreevesedit #keanuedit #*#i love arm #why gif the movie like a normal person when you can be a bog witch like me and randomly gif the blu ray special features #IN JEANS.....my guy......#i would like to be next #please form an orderly queue #no pushing #i love me a sweaty man #it's me hi im the problem it's me #keanu has been here and hot my whole damn life #i take a certain special level of comfort in that #why are mens backs attractive #someone get bill nye on the phone i need science #kinda hypnotized my own damn self with that first gif.....

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foursaints · 5 months ago

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Regulus potter with a lisp…..

yeah i could see this. it’s sort of a niche headcanon but james potter is always the speech impediment haver to me!! i see my james as having grown up with a pretty severe stutter that he goes to, like, wizard speech therapy for. it lessens with time but never really fully goes away… he practices a lot and by 6th year it's difficult to notice but it’s still there on certain syllables !

#calling him ‘regulus potter’ is so cute i need to lay down .#idk i feel like characters with speech impediments get typecast a certain way. as more shy or introverted or whatever #so i NEEED stutter-haver james potter who just proceeds with his Fuckboy Prom King behavior as usual . built different.#if anything him being James Potter (tm) combined with his having a little stutter just makes people want him more like its charming #but sirius makes fun of him for it <- richie tozier & bill denbrough type friendship for those who Know #a

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wingsmould · 4 months ago

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the book of bill is interesting because you cant take any of it at face value

#beep boop #gravity falls #mystery posting #spoilers in tags #like i think the only things in it that are 100% true is the ending and the notes from ford / the rest of the pines family . everything else #needs to be taken with a grain of salt #those journal 3 pages might be fake . bill is straight up lying about most of his backstory #the whole premise is that he wants you to keep reading ! that hes tempting you specifically with things you want to know !#like i think parts of the journal 3 pages did happen #but ford didnt actually write about it #this book is fun to think about because of bills tendency to lie and just make shit up #anyway this was rambly ive been trying to put my thoughts about this book into tangible words #i did enjoy it for the most part . i just hope people arent weird about certain parts

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a-blip-of-billdip · 11 months ago

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au/headcanon/???

Dipper would, or should, play the violin.

the violin is one of the hardest instruments to master and requires unbelievable dedication, you need to practice every day for a significant period of time. like, you need to. or else you will not be good.

and, a lot of violin accompanying pieces are for piano.They just sound perfect together

#dipper pines #gravity falls headcanon #billdip #if you squint #but no seriouslyyy bills already got the piano #the brass/wind instrument dipper plays in the shorts is really funny and does fit with his character #i feel like in a certain au he would absolutely go all in on violin #hes the type of guy who is all or nothing #either he hyperfixates to the point of death or he doesnt acknowledge it at all #and that is the exact mindset you need for violin

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grntaire · 1 year ago

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lustful haze temporarily receded went back and watched the rest of this portion of this interview. needless to say the haze is back and there is no navigational system on earth that can get me out

#‘expressing a certain element of bill and- that i’m okay with’ AND WHAT.#i need to be sent to the seaside like a 19th century english woman #cnhm

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grapecaseschoices · 8 months ago

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i surprisingly got a response from one of my senators re: the KOSA bill.

#grapecase posts #i'm like what am i to do with this?#i kept thinking like is capitalizing Big Tech meant to scare me or are yall just so used to saying that #it feels like such a hollow term #because im like who allowed these Big Techers to have all that power #surely everyone needs such protections. and while what is being said sounds good on paper #i cnat help but wonder like what happened to individual parental controls? and also the internet isn't kids only source for harmful ideas #maybe things have changed way so much since i was a kid. but just like tv wasnt the main source of kids getting such ideas #half the times - most of the time. it was from their own parents. peers. and instuctors #not to say we shouldnt be more mindful of certain industries access to kids #but i cant help but worry #but the dpa doesnt sound like a bad thing #us politics #KOSA bill

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tswwwit · 1 year ago

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i love love love the truth curse fic so much, especially how dipper twists it so that he can still irritate bill with it.

it does make me think though, there was one smut fic where it was mentioned that if bill could he would rip all of dippers fantasies out of his head and use them against him.

part of me wants bill to ask for even just one or two bedroom fantasies while dipper is forced to blab the truth just so bill can abuse the fuck out of whatever idea dipper comes up with

and part of me wants the curse fixed, everything back to normal and no more truth telling. with dipper and bill relaxing after everything, maybe even a few days pass. before bill just loudly and out of the blue shouts ‘FUCK!’ as he realized he missed a great opportunity and now its too late.

I can guarantee you that Bill has that 'FUCK' moment afterwards! Turns out that too many Shenanigans in the interim kind of interrupted his train of thought - and Dipper's a little too clever to be caught by ham-handed or distracted questions. Too bad, Bill; you didn't get to pick Dipper's brain nearly as much as you wanted.

#answers #Whether it was about sexy stuff or not Bill's definitely snapping his fingers and cursing at all the missed opportunities #Partly because he knows better than to piss Dipper off in certain ways. Partly because he didn't *think* to ask certain questions #He didn't get even half as much of the interrogations done as he would have liked #Really though he'd have a hard time weaseling them out once Dipper gets all the loopholes figured out #There's a very minor chance I could write something smutty with Dipper still under the truth curse #But frankly I have so much else i need to do that it's not really a priority #The curse of having too many WIPS is just as terrible as a truth one

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insanechayne · 3 months ago

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#feeling depressed and I can’t tell if it’s because I’m hormonal from my period or having valid issues and concerns #been feeling unfulfilled in my relationship lately for many reasons and so that’s been giving me a rough time #partner has adhd and so do I but theirs is much worse and they’re not on meds for it yet and the dysfunction is causing problems #I want to be understanding but it’s interfering with plans and it’s always on me to change direction for us and figure out something else #at a certain point in life not paying bills because you forgot from adhd is a serious and annoying issue and not a valid excuse anymore #but it’s not my bills or money so what can I say about it #and I want to talk to my bestie and vent but having problems with him too and it feels like he only wants to talk to me if hes bored at work #only wants to hang if it’s convenient or if he wants/needs something from me #so I’ve been feeling used and not really cared for so it’s kind of like what would be the point in trying to call him #I know he won’t answer the phone anyway since most of the time when I call he ignores me so why bother #but then I just don’t have anyone to talk to or get advice from or anything #so I feel very stuck and alone and like I just need to get feelings out but I don’t know how or what to do about it #and all of this is compounded by hormones and mood swings so how much of these problems are real and how much are just my period?#I just don’t know the answer and that makes things even more difficult to deal with #personal

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hibiscera · 3 months ago

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I have ideas for copperhead brewing.. giggles….

#admittedly because it was because I needed someone to fill a certain role in Drury’s story #and he fit the bill.#but I think it will be Interesting #Mir talks

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deerteatime · 4 months ago

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arriving at the function in an oversized black t-shirt that has “I <3 POSSESSION AS AN ALLEGORY FOR MANIA” printed on it in bright red block lettering

#i am having so many thoughts #none of them are coherent unfortunately #ok so [gets out red string and corkboard] hear me out #i was wondering what this specific connecting thread regarding a certain subset of characters i like was and i finally figured it out #i’ve accidentally made (checks notes) at least 3 separate ocs that operate around this exact premise #anyway shoutout to book of bill for kicking this introspection off #but like listen. characters who’s possession centers around self-destructive behavior and loss of impulse control my beloved #character’s who’s possession leads to isolation and strange behavior in public #most of all: character’s who’s possessed state is indistinguishable from their normal self #i’m not articulating this correctly that’s not an exhaustive list; just some consistent beats #perpetually oscillating between ‘i need to get a screening this instant’ and ‘no we’re the most normal person on the planet shut up’#also i’m making this shirt eventually #[extremely loud incorrect buzzer]#tea’s posts #hhhough i am being extremely unwell about this 👍#you get it. you get it #if you have recommendations for me please please pleaseeeeee send them i need more media like this #aughhhhh #also i think allegory is the correct turn of phrase for this but i could be wrong

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pinayelf-archive · 7 months ago

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#so im thinking abt applying for retail work again gaah #student loans being back on + struggling to get comms is making me apprehensive #this is in no way shaming ppl unable to commission me nor do i think like im entitled to commissions im just saying how it is & i kno #a lot of us are struggling bc the economy is just so ass rn #im lucky tht im able to live w my parents where im not starving #but i do need money to pay for certain bills & student loans #so i guess retail it is ;-;#im just apprehensive bc 1. my last retail job absolutely obliterated my mental health #2. i feel like i wont be hired anyway bc of the 5 year gap....#mental illness isnt rly tht fun at all when trying to Live #anyways i decided to try again bc im medicated this time & according to a friend the job is less stressful #i have the application p much finished im just not hitting send bc i feel like im psyching myself out

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onelungmcclung · 7 months ago

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the terror did not turn me into an edward ashley fan but mota did. go with g-d, ed ash.

#the terror cast was solid but no performance stood out #kidd is both a very different character and perhaps the only supporting mota character I feel like I truly Know #maybe he got a good selection of lines/scenes to work with #(a lot of the cast got a lot less)#but I'd nominate the guy for best supporting actor if I could #anyway I dearly wish all the supporting cast long varied busy careers as quietly well-respected character actors in acclaimed productions #get some villains weirdos and tragic cases on their résumés (good roles for showcasing yr range see)#pay the bills. retain a certain amount of everyday anonymity #do some theatre now and again #this is the best type of acting career #(throw in the *very* occasional low budget off the rails film. like the lair of the white worm. everyone needs one of those)#txt

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unproduciblesmackdown · 1 year ago

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billions(tm): it's incredible how we just provide a little snippet of material designed to be "guy we all want to push down the stairs immediately somehow" and through this amazing acting alchemy it becomes gold. electric. magnificent. we can't get enough so we will just keep writing this loser character and the actor will somehow keep bringing the dazzling transmutation through his ability

actor will roland: [is aware autistic people are real]

#this is at least half humorous in several ways lmao but also like fr...#winston billions #will roland has pretty much said he is aware that autistic people real. and not [ppl's utterly off the walls assumptions abt what Defines #Autism or what an Autistic Person is like and how you would Know]#i don't think that Billions(tm) would be very much better at that than re: say; taylor's being nonbinary (surprisingly alright yet. u kno)#quant kid 2 could've been anyone but writing Winston is like so certainly the common deal of the inadvertently autistic character #drawing from all the autistic people allistic ppl encounter all thee time without being aware & deciding they're annoying / jerks / too #weird to live too pathetic to die / grating nerds / Funnily Odd in a way you deign to merely raise an eyebrow or scrunch your face at....#so on so forth. ''oh you know Those People we all know who are just Like That''#and deciding they must be ''just like that'' b/c they're either too arrogantly rude &/or clueless / Unaware to be neurotypically superior #also do not get me wrong lmao big old proponent of Did You Know That? Actors Act. Now You Know #so of course yes will's acting is off the shits i mean here i am am i right. and he is using it when he is acting.#the acting talent Is off the shits. the tiniest moments they give him & he CRUSHES KILLS it really is amazing i'm not waving it off at all #cue twitter randos so betrayed when kelly aucoin is not dollar bill & is like ''yes in my acting job i'm playing this fuckin asshole''#meanwhile i'm still following the interviewer who a) asked will anything abt billions b) talked abt the immediate striking intro of will's #as quant kid 2 And the immediate draw of / effervescent dynamic between winston & taylor. Someone Who Gets It #anyway it's like will can fathom that actually the people who are Always ''acting wrong'' w/their bad grating vibes no matter what they do #are not always Those People(tm) who We all know & loathe right....thee magic of knowing winston can be someone fully earnest #and of course always actually trying; & having perfectly comprehensible wants & needs. damn how's he doing that #bringing a certain je ne sais quoi to this Insufferable Loser Nerd material! so we don't mess with the process.#i.e. we will only ever let his role get dunked on forever b/c sure can't fathom anything else anyways. our Correct characters could never..#only tuk; adjacent in wrong nerd loserdom; can be his friend. rian who is correct but zany with it can be his abusive friend

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medicinemane · 9 months ago

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You know, it bothers me the way it seems like people have totally forgot about Iranians... thought we were all on the same page, wasn't it... women, life, freedom? (I legit don't remember, but the reason for that is it wasn't my slogan to say. Maybe it sounds strange, but that's how I felt, so I never actually wrote it, which makes it harder to remember)

Just feels like for a brief window there we were all talking big talk about supporting them, but then it all kinda dried up

I'll be totally transparent about one of the reasons this keeps coming up for me, russia is a major ally of Iran, Iran supplies the kamikaze drones russia hits civilians with... you know they're not giving them away for free... I worry what the Iranian government uses anything it gets to do... I don't really hear anything from Iranians anymore (though once again I fully admit that most of what I was hearing was second hand, I never had found an Iranian to directly follow... I don't know if anyone's still talking)

I just... I legit worry that people talk a big game about Gaza right now, but will they in a year?

I'm frustrated because a lot of the support people and causes around the world get seems like it's almost more self masturbatory than anything real... sure, everyone really well and truly means it, but then they get bored and it's on to a new cause

So I worry the support will be fleeting... and I see some people really getting down in the mud in ways... well, I'm not a people keeper, I don't get to tell people what to do, but I wouldn't be very pleased if I was acting the way I see some people act and my real point is I worry they're doing all this shit and they're not even gonna stick it out with the cause... seen people get bored and dip to many times to trust it

I'm not perfect... I have a shit memory a lot of the time, and I got a lot on my mind, but I still remember Hong Kong... at least sometimes... even looked into it from time to time and the news never looks good

I remember the Uyghurs, though my shit spelling always makes me look it back up. I think about Syria and how forgotten they are. I do actually still keep up with Ukraine... and then I see connections between russia and Iran and assad and...

I don't know... this stuff eats a me a little... not a lot, not more than the helplessness we all feel about bad things beyond our control usually does... I just worry about people, how they act with shit

Worry that you roll around in the mud too long it starts getting hard to wash off, and I worry that people sometimes get in the mud less cause they're trying to help anything and more cause sometimes it feels good to have an excuse to get dirty... righteous anger that makes any behavior permissible

I don't talk about current events that are on everyone's radar nonstop cause I don't want to burn support out by just overloading people with horror... but I generally find murdering innocent people to be a bad thing, so yeah... I want to see a fucking ceasefire already

Don't talk about it, but I actually do care quite a bit... and I worry... I worry that it'll be forgotten the second the news cycle moves on like everything else is

Worry that every bit of vile behavior I've seen that was for high minded goals will turn out to be dropped in an instant...

Almost like that's not a bug, that's just the point

#sorry; no reblogs for this one... I'm not letting someone 5 reblogs outside my sphere start going on about something insane #I don't like talking politics and I don't like talking discourse #both to keep things civil and cause frankly I don't need the stress of arguing with people online #not when I don't think it'll be a good faith conversation; when I don't think it's a disagreement in how to make things better #just that I need to totally agree with everything they say; and really they just like arguing #but certain things eat at me... the way people act eats at me #and seriously; I mean every word; it eats at me every time I think about how forgotten this stuff seems #I think people meant their support; but where is it now?#I don't think I've seen Iran mentioned in like a year #I don't know how to help... believe me; if I could play Captain America and save the day I would #if I could give Iranians the freedom they asked for I would in a heartbeat #I don't know how... not like congress listens to me or I'd change a lot #kill that kosa bill or whatever the horrible acronym is... sent one of those auto email things about it but.. just one voice #lot I'd change... wish I had energy to do more #you know; friend of mine often talks about this group in Iraq that's faced a lot of genocide; she's American but she's worked with them #love if I could do more to help there too... reblog when she says stuff though I know we all have limited bandwidth #I don't know... it bothers me though... it's like we're led around by the nose when the news cycle changes #not saying not to care about what's happening now; but when the other stuff didn't stop happening...#and then there's the fact that frankly even people I like a great deal; absolutely adore...#I see them... slipping... getting into some nasty behavior... and I worry #but I doubt they'd listen much... the times I try to nudge don't seem to get much results #and if someone won't listen pushing harder does nothing #...who's to say I even know a thing? that my morality isn't broken in ways I can't see?#but I worry... I worry about people... I worry how easy it is to manipulate good and smart people I know #and I worry about everyone that we seem to keep forgetting #worry a whole lot; a lot of the time... about policy and international relations and about who we're choosing to be as people #but would you believe this is just background stuff for my depression?#this is just the seasoning for why I should blow my brains out; it's rarely why I say I should #in spite of all that worry it's not even the main thing that makes me want to die... just stuff I can gesture to and be like... that too #I'm tired... wish I could... wish I could tell the people I see slipping to grow up... to step up... but I don't think I can

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