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Artemis Hexley and the Circle of Khanna

Chapter 3: Times, They Are A-Changing

A/N: Sixth year is well under way, meaning more schoolwork, Hogsmeade trips, and Quidditch! Whilst Artemis catches up with some old friends, Skye is set on beating the new Gryffindor Quidditch Captain. Meanwhile, Charlie has his own problems… Members of the Hufflepuff Quidditch (Dream) Team belong to @lifeofkaze @thatravenpuffwitch and @that-scouse-wizard. Warnings: mild angst and the rewriting of an iconic HPHM scene, which I can only hope I’ve done justice.

Artemis had thought that her O.W.L. year would be the hardest of her time at Hogwarts, but by the time she had gotten a month into first term, she had realised that was not the case in the slightest. Sixth year made fifth year look almost easy in comparison.

She may have halved the number of subjects she was studying, but somehow, Artemis’ workload had increased. It wasn’t just that she had additional assignments or that the new content of her lessons was harder; N.E.W.T. students were expected to perform all spells non-verbally, which meant that even the most basic of spells were now more difficult to perform. Luckily for Artemis, spellwork had always been something that had come easily to her, but even she was finding the transition taxing.

At least Artemis would have something to take her mind off her studies; her position as Seeker on the Hufflepuff Quidditch team was secure, as Skye Parkin, the new Captain, was keen to keep the team as similar as possible to the year before.

“For why would I want tae mess around wi’ a winning formula?” said Skye on the way down to the Quidditch pitch ready for the first practise of term. “We won the Cup last year, an’ we’ll win it this year an’ aw.”

The team was in good shape. They may have lost their previous captain and Chaser Orion Amari, who had been scouted by the Montrose Magpies, and Keeper Alex Gwithers, who was now working for the Ministry of Magic, but they had found decent replacements in the form of Chaser Cordelia Costa and Keeper Amelia Booth, and a new reserve player named Ellie Hopper. By their third practice of term, they had settled into their slightly altered dynamic. It looked like Skye might be right; perhaps they really would win the Cup for a second year running.

The chances of a second victory seemed much slimmer, however, when the somewhat impartial Quidditch commentator Murphy McNully joined them on the pitch at the start of October.

“Hooch has changed the match schedule,” he told them. “So you won’t be playing Slytherin next month after all.”

Artemis frowned. That meant that they would be up against either Gryffindor or Ravenclaw, the two teams that had been their most challenging opponents the previous year. Erika Rath, the Ravenclaw Captain, was a ferocious Beater with an axe to grind following her team’s defeat the year before, and Artemis knew from experience that her friend Charlie, although only reluctantly a Captain himself, was both a remarkable Seeker and flying instructor. Neither team was ideal for them to be playing against for their first match of the season.

“Who are we up against then, Murphy?”

“Gryffindor.”

“Och,” Skye shrugged. “Nae bother. We smashed them last year.”

“Yes, but they were playing with a reserve Seeker,” said Murphy. “Your chances were always greatly increased. And I’ve been hearing nothing but good things about Weasley when it comes to his captaincy. There’s a decent probability that their strategy will be different to last year. They’re an unknown variable.”

“Aye, ye make a fair point there, McNully, I’ll give ye that. So, what we need is a way tae find out what their strategy is before the match so we can figure out a way tae beat them.”

“Yes, but as an impartial-”

“Haud yer wheesht, McNully, I was nae talking tae you,” Skye interrupted Murphy, her green eyes fixed on Artemis. “Hexley, hen, you’re pals with Weasley, aren’t ye?”

“No,” Artemis said quickly. “I mean, yeah, I am. But I’m not going to spy on him.”

“I was nae gaun tae say that ye should spy oan him.”

Artemis pursed her lips. She got the feeling that that was exactly what Skye was going to say.

“I was gaun tae say,” Skye continued, “that ye could ask him what he’s got planned. Nae harm in that.”

“I dunno. That still sounds like spying to me.”

“Well, ye have a wee think about it, hen. I’ll have a wee reccy in the meantime, see what I can find out.”

Behind her, Skye’s best friend and fellow Chaser Lizzie Jameson made eye contact with Artemis, an apprehensive look on her face. Artemis knew why. The last time Skye had tried to unearth information about a Quidditch rival, it had led to her spreading a series of rumours and inadvertently leaving Artemis to face the wrath of Rath. Somehow, she would have to find a way to placate Skye and keep Charlie out of trouble.

As for Charlie himself, he had enough on his plate already without being the target of Skye’s latest Quidditch scandal. In just one month, the Weasley twins had managed to cause more chaos than Tonks and Tulip had done in all their first five years at school, and every time they ended up in detention or a letter was sent home to their parents, Charlie looked more and more anxious.

“If you like, I could have a word with them for you,” Artemis suggested as the pair of them went to fetch food for the Grindylows - which, according to Professor Kettleburn, were behaving particularly aggressively for the time of year - they were studying in Care of Magical Creatures class.

With both Rowan and Ben Copper having given up the subject, Care of Magical Creatures had become Artemis and Charlie’s biweekly opportunity to spend time with each other. There were only four other students in the class: Merula Snyde, who was still acting even more strangely than usual; Ismelda Murk, Merula’s closest friend and erstwhile school bully; Barnaby Lee, Artemis’ ex-boyfriend, who still hadn’t spoken a word to her since their break up in June; and Barnaby’s best friend Liz Tuttle, whose silence towards Artemis might have been due to shyness, active dislike, or both. Charlie was therefore her natural ally in the lessons, and the fact that he was very skilled in subject meant that Artemis was finding the lessons much less difficult than she would have done had she been partnered with anyone else.

“I’ve tried having words with them,” Charlie muttered, summoning a wooden block for Artemis to stand on as she reached into the barrel of feed. “Several times, actually. It’s not doing any good at all. I don’t really know what else to do. If anything, I think I’m making it worse.”

“I doubt that.”

Artemis stepped down from her wooden block to free up the barrel for Charlie to fill up his feed buckets. He did so in silence, before shrugging at Artemis.

“Any word from your brother?” he asked her, and though Artemis could tell that he was partly asking to change the subject, she still shook her head in response.

“Nothing. And according to the Daily Prophet, they’ve still not found Rakepick, either,” she sighed. “You don’t fancy swapping brothers, do you?”

“Depends. Which one do you want?”

“Ideally Bill, but I’ll settle for Ron.”

That made Charlie laugh at least, though he still seemed tense. He always seemed tense these days. And he wasn’t the only one. So far, sixth year was taking its toll on all of Artemis’ friends.

Rowan was constantly studying, staying in the library until closing time every single evening; Penny was still smothering Beatrice, and getting nothing but resentment in return; Tonks was for some reason still seething about not being allowed to take Potions as one of her N.E.W.T. Subjects; and Chiara’s stint of good health seemed to last all of two weeks. Artemis barely ever spoke to Ben Copper anymore; he had become intent on being fearless, which largely involved him glaring sullenly at everyone; and her other friends in Gryffindor and Ravenclaw - Jae, Tulip, Andre and Badeea - all seemed preoccupied whenever they were together.

It was a relief to everyone when the first Hogsmeade weekend of term was announced for the third weekend of October; some time away from the castle was just what everyone needed. Even Penny was considering leaving Beatrice alone for the day, thanks to a letter containing news that had made Artemis even more excited for the Hogsmeade weekend than she had been: Bill Weasley was coming to visit.

Artemis hadn’t seen Bill since she had left the Weasleys’ at the end of the summer, though the pair of them had written to each other a few times since then, sharing news from the castle and Gringotts Bank. Still, she couldn’t wait to see her friend, and hear all about the adventures he’d been having now that he was a real Curse-Breaker.

On the morning of the Hogsmeade trip, Artemis walked down to the village with Rowan, Penny, and Tonks. Chiara, having been unwell for the previous few days, didn’t join them, but their spirits were not too dampened. With the cool sunshine on their faces and crunching autumn leaves under their feet, the girls made their way through the winding streets of the village to the train station, where they had arranged to meet Bill.

The sound of a whistle and smell of smoke announced the train’s arrival, and through the small crowd of witches and wizards disembarking onto the the platform, Artemis spotted the unmistakable tall frame and red hair of her friend.

Bill Weasley’s face split into a wide smile as he saw the girls. He hugged each of them in turn, starting with Penny and ending with Tonks.

“Wotcher, Bill. I like your hair like that,” Tonks told him. Bill laughed, running his hand through his low ponytail, which had grown even longer since the summer.

“Are you taking the mickey?” he asked her.

“Not at all. Looks cracking. Anyway, I’ve got to go and meet Tulip. Great seeing you, Bill.”

“Well, that was brief,” Bill said, watching Tonks speed away. “What’s gotten into her?”

“Tulip’s going to help her pick out something to prank Professor Snape with as revenge for not letting her take his N.E.W.T. Level Potions course,” explained Rowan.

“I didn’t think Tonks cared that much about Potions.”

“No, but you know what Tonks is like,” Rowan gave Bill a dark look. “Tell her she’s not allowed to do something, and suddenly it’s all she wants to do.”

“Of course,” Bill nodded. “What about the rest of you? You all coping with the N.E.W.T. classes?”

There was a chorus of dubious noises, and Bill hummed sympathetically.

“It’s tough, sixth year. Once you all get the hang of the non-verbal magic it’ll be fine, though. Just you wait and see.”

Bill quickly caught them all up on the comings and goings of Gringotts, telling them about his lectures and his upcoming trip to Italy, where he would be spending six weeks investigating the ruins of an ancient wizarding town. Artemis listened, enraptured, as Bill explained about the relics that had been buried during an earthquake, and the enchantments protecting the site. It was exciting business, this international curse-breaking.

“Of course, I didn’t get a chance to speak to anyone after today’s news,” he said.

“What news?” Artemis asked, her nose wrinkling.

‘Haven’t you lot read today’s Daily Prophet? They caught her.”

“Who, Rakepick?“

Rowan practically ran over to a nearby bench, and picked up a discarded newspaper. She brought it back and read aloud:

“‘Dark Witch Patricia Rakepick was today apprehended by Aurors following a four month hunt. Rakepick, former Head Curse-Breaker for Gringotts Bank, was wanted in connection with an attack made on a group of students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry-’”

“Technically, we weren’t at school. The Vault was somewhere off-site.”

“I know, but shush. I’m still reading,” Rowan tutted, making Artemis grin. “‘…at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where she was working as a professor at the time. Rakepick is suspected to be in league with the mysterious criminal organisation, ‘R’. Alastor “Mad-Eye” Moody and Kingsley Shacklebolt, the Aurors leading the investigation, declined to make a statement.’ Apparently, someone reported seeing her in going into an antiques shop in Knockturn Alley.”

“They were searching for her for four months, and she was only in Knockturn Alley?” Artemis shook her head. “No wonder this Mad-Eye person and Kingsley whatever-his-name-was didn’t want to make a statement. They can’t have been looking very hard.”

“She probably wasn’t in Knockturn Alley this whole time. I wonder what she was doing there, when the whole Auror office was looking out for her,” said Rowan, frowning deeply. “It’s not really a great time to go shopping, is it? When you’re wanted by the law.”

“Well, whatever the reason is, let’s just be glad that she’s been caught,” Penny said, smiling and nodding. “It’s one thing less for everyone to worry about, isn’t it?”

“Yeah. And if Rakepick’s been found, it means my brother won’t need to keep looking for her either.”

“Talking of brothers,” Bill frowned, “where’s mine? I would’ve thought that Charlie would have come down with you lot to meet me. I’m not going to see him until Christmas, else.”

“Charlie’s working at the Three Broomsticks. We could all go there and have some lunch, if you like.”

Artemis had expected Bill to be happy with this idea, and he did look tempted, but instead, he shook his head and somewhat awkwardly cleared his throat.

“Actually, Artemis, Penny and I were going to go for a walk,” he said. “But depending when we get back, I might meet you for a Butterbeer before I leave. If I’m not at the Three Broomsticks by the time Charlie finishes his shift, go back to the castle with him, yeah?”

“But-”

“If I don’t get to see you later, I’ll write to you tonight,” Bill told her. Artemis opened her mouth to argue, but there was a serious look in his eyes that stopped her from doing so. She shut her mouth, nodded her head, and ducked out of the way as Bill reached out to ruffle her hair. “I’ll get you next time, Little One. See you soon, Rowan.”

“Bye, Bill,” Rowan returned his greeting, and watched him walk away with Penny. She turned to Artemis, and smiled. “How peculiar.”

“What is? Bill not telling me if he’ll be back in time to have a drink with me?”

“I suppose that, too, but I was actually thinking about how it’s just the two of us. That hardly ever happens anymore.”

“I suppose not,” Artemis linked arms with Rowan. “You know, I really miss spending all my time with you.”

“Me too. We can’t be inseparable forever, though.”

“A shame, really,” said Artemis and she looked up and down the platform, the same platform that the two of them had stood on every year at the start and end of term. “Ro, do you remember the first time we got the train to Hogwarts?”

“Of course. I was so terrified about coming here, and worried that I wouldn’t make any friends, and-”

“Rubbish, we were already friends before then!”

“I know, but I thought that maybe you’d find other people who were cooler than me to be friends with,” Rowan laughed. “Remember, I think it was Penny who was having a party on the train, and I was far too shy to go to it. I thought you might want to go, but instead, you stayed with me.”

“Of course I did. I could never leave you all by yourself.”

“Still, thank you for staying with me.”

“Thank you for staying with me,” Artemis gave her best friend a sheepish smile. “I don’t think I’ve always given you the easiest time, what with all the curses and the poisonous spiders.”

“Venomous,” Rowan corrected her, smirking to herself. “No, it’s been an interesting five years. But at least it hasn’t been boring.”

“Anything but that.”

The two of them stood arm in arm on the platform, looking out a the view of Hogwarts castle towering on a cliff top over the Black Lake, the water and stone glowing in the high sun. The train had long gone and the crowds had cleared completely. It really was just the two of them, they way it hadn’t been since their first days at school, five years previously.

“Things are so different now, aren’t they?” Artemis said, her voice barely more than a whisper.

“Some things are. Not everything” Rowan turned and nodded her head at the clock on the wall behind them. “See, the clock hasn’t changed.”

Artemis followed Rowan’s line of sight, and saw that the clock read ten past ten, whereas her own watch made it almost noon.

“Has it been like that the whole time we’ve been here?”

She had been asking the question seriously, but Rowan laughed out loud.

“Artemis, the clock here has been stuck at ten past ten since the first time we came to Hogwarts,” she said. “Have you really never noticed that before?”

“Never. Someone really ought to fix it.”

“Probably, but I quite like it. There’s something reassuring about how constant it is. It’s nice that some things can just stay the same, almost like they’re frozen in time.”

“I guess so,” Artemis squeezed Rowan’s arm. “Well, seeing as it’s just the two of us today, what do you want to do? We could go for lunch, or to Tomes and Scrolls, or Maestro’s Music Shop, or-”

“I don’t mind. You can choose,” Rowan replied. “But can we just stay here for a little while first? I’d quite like to just stay frozen in time for a bit longer.”

“There’s nothing I’d rather do more.”

Eventually, Rowan and Artemis decided to stop being frozen in time. They had both gotten hungry, and Artemis had been looking forward to seeing Madam Rosmerta. They set off for the Three Broomsticks, where the clock read half past twelve. Rosmerta had clearly read the morning paper, because barely had she given Artemis a hug and a free pint of Butterbeer before she launched into a tirade against Patricia Rakepick.

“Yeah, but they’ve caught her now, Ros,” Artemis said, the moment she managed to get a word in edgeways.

“About time, too,” Rosmerta said, scrubbing the bar with a damp cloth. “Any longer and I’d have gone down to that Auror office and given Kingsley Shacklebolt a piece of my mind.”

Artemis raised her eyebrows. She had seen Rosmerta give someone a piece of her mind before. It really was just as well that the Aurors had found Rakepick when they did. Artemis framed her next question very carefully.

“Ros, I was just wondering, how much do you charge for one of your rooms?”

“Depends which room, love. Why?”

“Oh, well,” Artemis shrugged her shoulders, trying her hardest to look nonchalant. “I’ll be seventeen in May, so I was thinking that I might move out of my mum’s house, that’s all.”

She had thought that she’d sounded casual enough, but clearly she hadn’t, because Madam Rosmerta stopped cleaning the bar and stood up straight, staring at Artemis with her hands on her hips.

“Your mum hasn’t kicked you out, has she?” she asked.

“No! No, she… I just don’t want to live there anymore. It’s fine.”

Rosmerta sighed. “Artemis…”

“No, really. Don’t worry about the room.”

“Now, just hold on a moment, love,” Ros said, reaching across the bar to place a hand on Artemis’ arm. “You listen here. If you ever - ever - need a room, I will find you a room. It doesn’t matter if you're seventeen or you're seventy, if it’s just for one night or if it’s for six months. There will be a room for you here, do you understand?”

“Yeah, of course,” Artemis gnawed on her lower lip. “And how much would that room cost?”

“How about we talk about how much you can afford to pay for the room if or when you need it?”

Artemis nodded, struggling to find the words to respond properly. Rosmerta smiled at her, though her eyes still looked sad. Before she walked away to serve another customer, she touched her palm to Artemis’ cheek, ever so gently.

Rowan and Artemis both stayed sitting at the bar while they ate their lunch, partly because many of the tables were full, but mainly so that they could chat with Charlie Weasley in between him serving punters. Artemis recounted Bill’s stories to him, and Charlie nodded along politely enough, though he looked distracted, as if he were lost in thought, or lost altogether.

“You know, Bill might be coming for a drink later,” Artemis told him, in the hope of cheering him up. “Depends when he gets back from his walk with Penny.”

“They might be gone a while,” Charlie muttered, and Artemis tilted her head at hm.

“Why, where are they going?”

“I’m not sure, actually.”

“Right, well, Bill said to come here later and if he’s not back by the time you finish then we can just go back to the castle together,” Artemis continued. “If that’s okay with you.”

“Yeah, that’s… That’ a good idea. I’d like to walk with you. We can chat. Sounds good.”

With that, Charlie shrugged and walked away. Artemis turned to Rowan, completely mystified.

“Is it just me,” she whispered, “or are these boys being really weird about going for walks today?”

It turned out that Bill was not done with his and Penny’s walk in time for him to meet Artemis for a drink. Instead, Artemis returned to the castle with Charlie, both Rowan and Tonks having gone back with the Ravenclaws. As they walked, they made somewhat stilted conversation, Charlie being very quiet, even compared to his usual standards. By the time they reached the grounds, Artemis was growing frustrated with him.

“Charlie,” she said, staring at him, “you said you wanted to walk so we could chat.”

“Yeah.”

“Do you want to chat, then, or what?”

“Yeah,” Charlie said, again. Artemis glared at him, and he shrugged. “Uh, well, I really wanted to talk to you about something. Something important.”

“Okay,” Artemis frowned. When Charlie didn’t say anything, she sighed, exasperated. “Oh, come on. You want to tell me something, why don’t you just tell me?”

“Because… It’s just difficult, that’s all.”

The look on Charlie’s face made Artemis’ frustration almost disappear entirely. She had thought all term that he had even looking anxious or sad; now, he was both.

“Charlie, you can tell me anything, you know,” she said, earnestly. Charlie sighed, and looked straight at her, a pained smile on his face.

“I know,” he said, quietly. “Alright. The thing is, I-”

“There you are!” a sharp voice called out, and Artemis and Charlie both turned to see the tense face of Percy Weasley, who bore down on them with his arms folded across his chest. “I’ve been looking for you for the last hour, Charlie. Where were you?”

“Three Broomsticks,” Charlie shrugged. “Why, what’s wrong?”

“Fred and George have got detention again. Filch found them with a load of dungbombs that your friends gave them.”

Artemis and Charlie exchanged lances. It was easy to guess who had supplied the twins with the dungbombs. Charlie took a deep shaky breath, that glazed lost look creeping back into his brown eyes.

“Perhaps if you spent more time concentrating on being a good prefect they wouldn’t get into so much trouble all the time,” Percy continued, either not noticing or not caring about the effect his words were having on his brother. “Maybe you should think about your responsibilities, rather than spending all your time playing Quidditch, or messing about with your friends in Hogsmeade, or writing letters to Godric knows who. That’s what Bill would have done.”

“Shut up, Percy,” Artemis snapped at him, fully aware that Charlie would never do so himself. “It’s not Charlie’s fault that your brothers get into trouble, it’s theirs. And I don’t think you’d be able to do a better job of stopping them anyway.”

“I’d like to think that I’d at least try. I’d at least care.”

“Charlie does care. He cares more than you do, I bet. At least he cares about more things than just a stinking rat and being some poncy teacher’s pet. Honestly, Percy, sometimes it’s like you’ve got a bloody great stick up your-”

“Artemis, stop,” said Charlie, quietly. “Percy, I’ll talk to them later, alright?”

“Later’s not good enough,” Percy said, with a tut.

“You know, sometimes you really are such a-”

“Don’t, Artemis. Please,” Charlie shook his head, and Artemis contented herself with glowering at Percy. “Alright, what do you want me to do?”

“I want you to come and help me!”

“Sorry, Percy, we’re busy right now,” Artemis told him with a scowl, just as Charlie said:

“Alright. Fine. I’ll come now.”

“Charlie, you don’t have to-”

“I do. I’m sorry,” Charlie shrugged his shoulders, and Percy gave Artemis a smug smile as he joined his side. “Look, we can catch up some other time, yeah? I really have to sort this out.”

“I can help, if you like?”

“No offence, Artemis,” Percy said, loftily. “But this is a family thing.”

Offended, Artemis turned to Charlie, who closed his eyes and grimaced.

“Percy, please don’t be rude to my friends,” he said, his voice low and level. Percy said nothing, just stared at Artemis with a haughty expression on his pointed face.

Charlie mouthed another apology before leaving with his brother, and Artemis, still seething, watched them return to the castle together. The sound of a wolf howling in the forest caught her attention, and realising how dark it had become, she wrapped her jacket tight around herself and hurried inside before the full moon rose in the sky.

“You really shouldn’t have given the twins those dungbombs,” Artemis told Tonks in the dormitory that evening.

“Why not? They wanted to prank Snape, I wanted Snape to get pranked,” Tonks yawned, and flopped backwards onto her bed. “I don’t see why it’s such a big problem.”

“Because, every time Fred and George get into trouble, it comes back around to Charlie. It’s just causing problems for our friend.”

“Charlie won’t care. He’s the most laidback peson I know.”

Artemis couldn’t tell Tonks how wrong she was without telling her things Charlie had told her in confidence, so she pursed her lips and said nothing. Across the room, Rowan looked up from the novel she was reading.

“What did Charlie want to chat about, anyway?” She asked.

“Never got to find out, he was about to tell me something when Percy came along and started having a go at him about the dungbombs.”

“What was he going to tell you?”

“Well, I don’t know, do I?” Artemis rolled her eyes at Tonks’ question. “You and your dungbombs saw to that!”

“Penny, you always know everyone’s business before they know it themselves,” Tonks said, sitting upright. “What do you… Where’s Penny gone?”

Rowan and Artemis both looked around the room. At some point during the other girls’ bickering, Penny had slipped out unnoticed.

“It’s almost time for lights out,” Rowan said, with a soft sigh. “She must have gone to check that Bea is back in her dormitory.”

“Really? I thought she was just starting to relax. I mean, she’s been out all day!”

“That’s probably why. She was gone today, so now she’s just panicking.”

“Still,” said Tonks, “She needs to let loose a little. She’s just pushing Beatrice further away.”

“Try telling her that,” Artemis muttered darkly.

“Nah, I’m not brave enough for that.”

Penny returned to the dormitory shortly after, merely nodded her head in response when Rowan asked her if Beatrice was okay, before getting into her bed without another word. The other three girls shared looks of baffled concern, and not much later, they went to bed themselves.

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What Would NASA Imagery Experts Pack for the Moon?

We are one step closer to landing the first woman and the next man on the Moon, and we want to know: What would you take with you to the Moon? 🌙

We are getting ready for our Green Run Hot Fire test, which will fire all four engines of the rocket that will be used for the Artemis I mission. This test will ensure the Space Launch System — the most powerful rocket ever built — is ready for the first and future missions beyond Earth’s orbit to the Moon.

In celebration of this important milestone, we’ve been asking you — yes, you! — to tell us what you would pack for the Moon with the hashtag #NASAMoonKit!

To provide a little inspiration, here are some examples of what NASA imagery experts would put in their Moon kits:

“The first thing that went into my #NASAMoonKit was my camera. Some of the most iconic photographs ever taken were captured on the surface of the Moon by NASA astronauts. The camera has to go. The hat and sunscreen will be a must to protect me from the unfiltered sunlight. Warm socks? Of course, my feet are always cold. A little “Moon Music” and a photo of Holly, the best dog in the world, will pass the time during breaks. Lastly, I need to eat. Water and gummy peach rings will go in a small corner of my pack.”

— Marv Smith, Lead Photographer, NASA Glenn Research Center

“I may not always pack light, but I tried to only pack the essentials — with a couple of goodies. I get cold fairly easily hence the blanket, extra NASA shirt, hat and gloves. No trip is complete without my favorite snack of almonds, water, sunglasses, lip balm, phone, and my headphones to listen to some music. I figured I could bring my yoga mat, because who wouldn’t want to do yoga on the Moon? The most important part of this kit is my camera! I brought a couple of different lenses for a variety of options, along with a sports action camera, notebook and computer for editing. The Van Gogh doll was just for fun!”

— Jordan Salkin, Scientific Imaging, NASA Glenn Research Center

“The first thing I thought of for my #NASAMoonKit was the first book I ever read when I was learning to read. It is about going on a journey to the Moon. I really liked that book and read it many times, looking at the illustrations and wondering about if I would ever actually go to the Moon. Of the many belongings that I have lost through the years from moving, that book has stayed with me and so it would, of course, go to the Moon with me. A family photo was second to get packed since we always had photos taken and volumes of old family photos in the house. Photography has played an important role in my life so my camera gear is third to get packed. As a kid I spent a lot of time and money building rockets and flying them. I bet my rocket would go very high on the Moon. I also like a little candy wherever I go.”

— Quentin Schwinn, Scientific Imaging, NASA Glenn Research Center

“I couldn’t go to the moon without my two mirrorless digital SLR cameras, lenses, my 120 6x4.5 film camera, several rolls of 120 film, my singing bowl (for meditation), my wireless printer, my son’s astronaut toy, several pictures of both my sons and wife, my oldest son’s first shoes (they are good luck), cell phone (for music and extra photos), tablet and pen (for editing and books), my laptop, and my water bottle (I take it everywhere).”

— Jef Janis, Photographer, NASA Glenn Research Center

“I’m taking my NASA coffee mug because let’s be honest; nothing is getting done on the moon until I’ve had my morning coffee out of my favorite mug. I’m taking two cameras: the 360-degree camera and the vintage range finder camera my father bought during the Korean War when he was a Captain and Base Doctor in the Air Force. I’m also taking my awesome camera socks so I can be a fashion embarrassment to my family in space as well as on Earth. The lucky rabbit is named Dez — for years I have carried her all over the world in my pocket whenever I needed a little good luck on a photo shoot. She’s come along to photograph hurricanes, presidents, and sports championships. Being from New Orleans, I would love to be the first to carry out a Mardi Gras tradition on the moon, flinging doubloons and beads to my fellow astronauts (especially if we are up there during Carnival season). I also want to take a picture of this picture on the moon so my wife and son know they are with me no matter where I go. Lastly, it’s a well-known fact that space travelers should always bring a towel on their journey.”

— Michael DeMocker, photographer, videographer & UAS, Michoud Assembly Facility

“I couldn’t go to the Moon without my camera, a 45-rpm vinyl record (My husband’s band — I really want to know how a record sounds in space. Gravity is what makes the needle lay on the record so will the change in gravity make it sound different?), a book to read, a photograph of my daughter, my phone or rather my communication and photo editing device, a snack, and I definitely couldn’t go to the Moon without my moon boots!”

— Bridget Caswell, Photographer, NASA Glenn Research Center

#nasamoonkit #moon #travel #packinglist #artemis #photography #explore #adventure #space #astronaut

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#vincent regan icons #vincent regan #icons with psd #psd icons #captain artemis #captain artemis icons #300 icons #300 #actors #actors icons #movie icons #movie

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What school would they go in to. I am including astral and shadow Schools in this situation

(Wizard101)

Okay I had to google this but here are my decisions based on my like five minutes of research. For some characters more than one apply and I couldn't decide lol.

King: Ice, Storm, Though I feel like he would be both powerful and accurate, I think I can settle for him being extremely powerful, plus the whole lightning thing. I only put Ice there bc it originates from people in sky castles and that has massive Skyloft energy.

Hero: Life, I mean the icon is a leaf, Also they have the association with fairies and healing and I think it would be poetic to let this guy be the healer type.

Captain: Storm, partially bc its from big guys that traveled the seas but mostly bc it's about discovery and ingenuity and creation, what a better way to describe a pirate whose goal is to find and start a new kingdom.

Hunter: Moon, I feel like this one is obvious. It's the werewolf school.

General: Ice, Balance, Good with teamwork, can be both strong and accurate and also flexible, He pays attention to his comrades just as much as his enemies.

Sage: Storm, Death, Shadow, also maybe Life due to Mipha's Grace and their affinity for making healing foods and elixirs... Idk it's hard to decide. They're powerful and have a diverse assortment of magic while also being an edgy little guy. Also necromancy is a major part of their character.

Guardian: Ice, patient and rigid and also good at getting beat up. Kind of a cold strategic type.

Linkle: Fire, Quick and powerful, also the complete opposite of General.

Zeldas-

Queen: Sun, there's not a lot of good info about how this school and type of magic actually works aside from card game bullshit so I'm just guessing that it's powerful and light related which is why I'm giving it to Hylia's mortal form.

Shade: Balance, Shadow, Leader type who is good at working with others but is also sneaky and a little edgy.

Tetra: Fire, Have you seen this kid, I can't believe they gave her guns...

Artemis: Moon, it matches the vibes, I'm just not sure what she would turn into. Maybe some kind of cat to contrast to Hunters wolf?

Athena: Sun, Light magic again

Scholar: Myth, this is like the smart people school and she's both smart and creative. I could see her minions that she summons being different kinds of little guardians that she built herself. Nerd.

Heir: Sun, I feel like she was pressured into it though, she'd want to be in Myth with her counterpart.

#i don't mind having to research to answer questions like this btw #but i can't promise to understand a single thing lmao #hsfr #heroes spirit family reunion #ask andromeda #im not gonna tag all the characters included in this...

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phoenixstartedthefire · 3 years

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Hey! No one cares but I started rewatching the second season of Young Justice and I’m gonna talk about it. For those who don’t know, Young Justice is a cartoon show about DC hero “sidekicks” (for lack of a better term). You can find it on HBO Max is you’re interested. Spoilers for s1 ahead.

Alright, so right off the bat I was a little taken aback by the five year time skip. What happened to the characters I knew and loved? Why is there a new Robin? Where is Kidflash? Aqualad?

And I still miss them but some of the new characters are super cool. I love the new Robin(Tim Drake) so far. He’s adorable and insecure and I love how Nightwing tries to build his confidence. Beast Boy is amazing and funny and I love the depth they gave his character. A lot of times the funny goofy character is pretty flat and f only there for comic relief. But I love the relationship they gave him with Miss Martian and seeing how his mom’s death affected him. Also Blue Beetle! He’s great. One problem I do kinda have with him though is that, to my knowledge, he is the only hispanic person on the show. Which is fine. But they kind of stereotype him a little? It’s clear that spanish is his first language but he’s very fluent in english and is the main language he speaks in the show. Yet they feel the need to have him add small bits of spanish in his average speaking. Like they have him say “ese” or “hermano” in sentences for no reason. Now, english is my first language and spanish is my second and I’m not hispanic so I can’t speak too much on this subject but I just felt that needed to be addressed. Other than that though I love his character.

Okay, I hate La’gaan. And I know that we’re supposed to hate him. Ya know. Causing tension and making us ship Superboy and Miss Martian more. But honestly I’ve kinda lost some respect for Megan. I’m not sure what happened in the five years but she’s gone down hill. I honestly don’t know what happened between Conner and Megan and the one episode they really address it in so far doesn’t do a very good job of explaining it but it’s clear that they still have feelings for each other. And I feel like Conner just gets her on a different level than La’gaan would. That could be just me though. And what made her start...idk what to call it but like putting her enemies in catatonic state as a way of interrogation? She did that once kind of in s1 with Psimon but I figured that was a one time thing and it was in the moment kind of thing.she was scared of him exposing her secret and just acted quickly. But I never would have suspected it to become a regular thing. It’s clear that at least Superboy opposes to this but nobody is calling her out on it. So idk what’s up with that.

I miss Wally. I respect his decision to be “done with the hero game” but please I love you. I love the small little insight of him and Artemis on Valentines Day but please I need more. I love that he’s still there for Roy even after Roy has gone off the deep end. And speaking of Roy(clone Roy), when did he and Cheshire get married? They had some chemistry in s1. A little enemies to lovers. We love that. But after s1 I was under the impression that Roy kind of shut everyone out and had a five year long existential crisis. As one does when they find out their entire life was a lie. Was getting married to her like a spur of the moment thing? Or was there a long term relationship? If so, they were clearly together long enough to have a child. I just find that timeline to be a bit confusing.

HOW COME WHEN THE KIDS WERE ALL SAYING GOODBYE TO THE BIG SIX(plus Icon) AND EVERYONE WAS WITH THEIR LOVED ONES, WHY WAS CAPTAIN ATOM SAYING BYE TO JOHN STEWART(one of the many green lanterns)? ARE THEY IN A RELATIONSHIP? PLEASE GIVE ME A CONFIRMED GAY SHIP

Okay, this will probably be my last point because this is long enough already. But. Let’s talk about Aqualad. I’m 90% sure that he’s a spy and not really working for his father. But when did this start? I have a feeling that at least Nightwing is in on it but they still leave it pretty vague. And I know that’s on purpose to build suspense and keep interest. But I can still complain, damnit!

I think I’m halfway through s2? I left off where Roy found “the real Roy Harper” so who knows. I might make a follow up about how I feel once I finish it. I really do love this show though.

#young justice #dc universe #robin #tim drake #dick grayson #blue beatle #batman #miss martian #lagoon boy #superboy #conner kent #wally west #kid flash #spitfire #supermartian #artemis #aqualad #bat family #superman

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burkymakar · 4 years

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here’s my rant about why Nathan MacKinnon should have won the hart trophy

(i don’t mean this in a way to diminish either Leon or Artemi but like... i wanted Nate to win)

so first off mackinnon got snubbed AGAIN. this is like his second time getting nominated for the Hart but not receiving it. So he’s consistently good.

But let’s focus on this season.

After a tumultuous four years and a WOW 2019 Stanley Cup Playoff appearance where NO ONE expected them to get far, the Avs were rolling at the start of the regular season with five straight wins. (thanks a LOT crosby)

While the Avs finally had depth with recently acquired players like Kadri, Burakovsky, and Bellemare, a lot of this was due to the amazing top line of Landeskog - MacKinnon - Rantanen, a line forged over several years with amazing goal scoring capabilities and chemistry.

During that time, the depth is shining, and at least partially because of MacKinnon. After studying his stats, MacKinnon told Burakovsky to shoot the puck more and, taking that advice, Burakovsky went on to have his first 20-goal season, beating his previous high of 17 (and that’s with several massive injuries and the season being cut short).

But then in November, both Landeskog and Rantanen fall due to injury, and MacKinnon pulls the whole team to many great wins after a lot of people thought the Avs would crumble. But no, MacKinnon (with Johnson) lead the team well in his captain’s absence and ended up winning one of the stars of the month, without his iconic linemates.

And those weren’t the only devastating injuries. Their biggest defenseman took a puck to the face in a Nashville game, and then a week later, Calvert got hit in the head with a puck during gameplay and went down on the ice bleeding. The refs didn’t blow it down and the Canucks scored a goal, forcing overtime. And less than fifteen seconds into that overtime, MacKinnon scored, ending the game.

But it was more than his GWG there. In the postgame, MacKinnon barely talked about his goal and was focused on Calvert. He said that while he understood the refs made the call they had to, he accused the league of being unsafe, defending his teammate and calling for more safe practices.

In January, there’s an amazing article by Ryan S Clark where Calvert talked about MacKinnon inspired him to make better eating choices, and how he does that with all his teammates. This is a team that eats turkey burgers and sweet potato fries at the bar together, while Calvert was used to greasy beef.

When he heard the Calvert credited him with his amazing season, MacKinnon said, “I think Calvy since last season has grown so much. He’s already got 10 goals and he’s such a good player and he’s such a huge part of our team in the locker room, on the ice and he’s such an effective player. I am not going to take credit for that. He’s doing that out there.”

Later on in February, more injuries plagued the Avalanche offense. Kadri, Rantanen, Burakovsky, Calvert, and more were out. But the Avs were doing amazing, both due to their defense pulling through and because of MacKinnon pushing his team.

And then, in one of the last games before the pause, MacKinnon got injured and was gonna be out. Another forward gone. But the Avs pulled through and won against the Rangers.

Their season was amazing. Number 2 in the Western Conference, only getting shutout twice over 70 games, fourth most goals scored in the league.

MacKinnon got 93 points, best on the team. Makar was second with 50.

During return to play, with the Avs all healthy, the Avs dominated in the round robin and again in the their series against the Coyotes (who were awesome). Then the St*rs...

In Round 2 against that southern green team, the Avs were down 3-1 and came back to force game 7. And that game 7 went to overtime WITHOUT key players: Landeskog, Johnson, Grubauer, Francouz, Calvert, Donskoi and Timmins.

MacKinnon had the longest playoff point streak in Avs history. He beat a Gretzky record. And, unlike Draisaitl and Panarin, actually made the playoffs this year, not just the play-in.

the only game in return to play where MacKinnon didn’t score a point, and they lost it, losing the whole thing and sending them home.

Even though I was devastated and righteously angry, I was so proud of the Avs, and MacKinnon. and i know they were sad but they’re gonna be so great next year.

But when you asked MacKinnon, it was about the other players. When he’s asked about their offense, he highlights their blueline, and how much better it had gotten over the season. He celebrated Kadri’s buzzer beater in the first game back just as hard as he would for his own amazing goal (maybe harder). He fought for Cale to join him at the All-Star game. He compliments his teammates when they do well, and when he’s getting all the questions he asks the media to direct some to his teammates. And when asked about what changes he made, he said he wouldn’t change a thing. And when Yote went after his rookie, he threw that guy around like a fucking rag doll.

He could ask for over ten million dollars AAV (or 8 mil like Draisaitl) but no he gets 6.3mil a year, and said he’d take less if it would help the Avs. This guy cares about his team. This guy leads his team. This guy fights for his team. I really just don’t think u can say the same about Draisaitl or Panarin, no disrespect to either.

#colorado avalanche #long post #nathan mackinnon

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If Bombshells ever returned, maybe to explore the aftereffects of the war. Here are some superheroines and supervillainesses that could join the fight into the new era. The Cold War.

Jesse Quick; Jesse would totally join the families providing their homes to the displaced Jews of Europe while at the same time protecting her city from all sorts of crime. But her storyline might come with learning that in her need to help everyone and solving everyone's problems since she has the technology and the privlege, well... kinda appears as a white savior. At least to Lisa Snart which brings me to...

Golden Glider: Well I think we can all guess that Lisa has a Jewish-like last name and while her big bro, Captain Cold, Leonard was working with the Nazis, I am so arguing that he was just conveinately converting in order to save his skin and his sister's. Anyway with her brother in jail and Europe in shambles after the war, Lisa can travel to America with other displaced Jews. Some families were kind enough to "foster" these peoples which is where Jesse comes in. Well Lisa isn't the type to accept the "pity" and dislikes how priviliged a life, Jesse leads. Then comes a whole new yet classic Flash vs the Rogues rivalry.

Nyssa ah Gul: How can we forget another misplaced Jew. Well not Jew but Ra ah Gul's other daughter, Nyssa, whose entire adopted family died in the concentration camps while Ra was off whatevering with the Lazerus Pit. But since Ra's long gone from the picture, I suppose Nyssa will have to seek answers from Talia about why she didn't try to help her or contact her after finding out they were sisters.

Mya: Meanwhile after WWII, India is revving up for a revolution after being used and abused by the British Empire in a war they didn't even want to be in. And after being in the war, STILL treated like second class citizens. That's why Myra, prodigy of Shiva is up to lead a revolution for her people.

Gypsy: Let’s not forget about all the other groups that Nazis were prejudiced against. Cynthia Reynolds or "Gypsy" as the SS slurred against her and her Romanian family. But with Europe's landscape in disarray, Cynthia can use her earth-bending powers to help and educate people that she is more than the fortune telling, pick pocketing stereotype that the world believes.

Volcana: Now I know we didn't really get into Italy's part in WWII, but someone with volcano powers would totally be working in Italy, specifically Pompeii. The one issue is that, like in her origin story, she was working for Mussolini against her will and the Italian still wants their "super weapon" under lock and key in case of WWIII.

Thorn: Meanwhile the late 40s-early 50s is totally not a time to be woman with a mental illness. Especially when the "understanding" doctors try to lobtomize you. So Roselyn Forrest's double personality disorder is a big problem in her life. Especially since her second personality is a scythe weilding maniac and her uncle wants to put her in an institution. Added to the fact that she is still suffering under Irish discrimination. Hopefully the Batgirls can help, not only change child labor laws, but views on mental illness too. Giganta: A gorilla turned into a girl. Why shouldn't that be an experiment by the crazy Americans or Russians in a way to beat each other as the world superpower. Well technically the Russians wanted to send a gorilla into space and beat the Americans, but they thought a woman astronaut (or as they called cosmonaut) would make them look better. (All true look up Valentina , first woman in space). But besides being part of the space race, Giganta can bring spotlight to Africa where she was born, and which is being divided by the major world powers for exploitation.

Crimson Fox: Constance D' Amis, French heiress would be part of the small army of woman workers during the YALTA conferance trying to get their say into how to rebuild Europe for the benefit of all. Who knows, maybe she even talked to Selina Delgatti. Hey French heiresses and Italian heiresses must know each other. Plus she expels hormones that can make anyone under her thrall which leads me to...

Queen Bee: Another pheromone expelling woman. A villainess though. Africa wasn't the only one being exploited and colonized. The former Ottoman Empire was being exploited for its oil and Lebenon is taken over by the French (Basically ample reason for Constance to go to Lebenon and fight Queen Bee). And the former queen is certainly not above going to the Russians to fight the US/Europe to get her country back. Or just team up with Lex Luthor to take down Supergirl and get her country back. I just imagine Lex and --- to be like an evil Mr.Darcy and Elizabeth Bennet okay. All suave, witty banter. It makes sense in my head.

Catherine Colbert: A bit like Lois Lane, Catherine is an everygirl. Well if the everygirl was a daughter of an dimplomat and had her sights on making a name for herself in NASA and trying to avoid the pressures of mysgonistic men that woman aren't fit for government. Being told that she is too emotional and should stay in the kicthen, Catherine rebelled by becoming a stone faced, cutting ice queen in the diplomacy track and also a horrible cook. Artemis and Cheshire: I'm taking a bit from the YJ story in that Artemis and Cheshire are half-french, half-Vietnamese. Since their abusive father was loyal to the Nazis, he disowned them and cast off their Vietnamese mother in Japanese concentration camps. While Artemis made it to America and tried to stay on the good ol American democratic way (while fighting petty looters in the streets of Gotham as one does), Cheshire went to Vietnam where she works as an assasin, for the communists and the non-communists. It doesn't matter to her as long as she gets paid. But times are changing in Vietnam as the fights about communism between the North Vietnamese and South escalate.

Lady Blackhawk: Zinda Blake, hero of WWII and the Blackhawk brigade comes home to nothing. No money. No pension. No respect. Life as a veteran has no perks since no one has money to pay in Europe. Plus she'd still be trying to adjust to civilian life after nonstop combat and the inevitable PTSD while the Germany she loved is split into two. Hopefully Rudi and Helen will help to keep her in a safe place until she can get back on her feet. Miss Martian: While I don't know whose in Harley, Ivy and Viktoria's circus, I feel like Miss Martian would find a safe haven there. While she did not experience the WWII, she did experience a similar prejudice and genocide on Mars being a white martian so I bet she can help with reprations. Or just join Starfire on the fire squad...wait nevermind. Fire is Martian weakness. Well at least have her and Starfire being alien girlfriends exploring the strange Earth world together.

Rocket: Again, haven't had the joy of reading the final vol of Bombshells United so I don't know exactly what Bumblebee has been up to nor the racism she had probably experienced. But Raquel would be in a similar boat. An African American teen in an unjust pre-Civil Rights movement society with the added difficulties of teen mom hood. I really want some spotlight on her whether she joins the Batgirls or strike out on her own or helps Icon just like in the comics.

Mercy Graves: Alongside Lex wherever he is, I want a similar debut to what Mercy did in JL. Mercy takes over LexCorps during Luthor's absence, absolutely crushes it and makes it more of a success than Luthor ever did because she is not obsessed with the Kryptonian heroes. Maybe she even teams up with Waller? Who knows? Or even have two heads, Mercy Graves and Lena Luthor, making millions and making plans, evil or no, always ending on top.

Silver Banshee: A woman whose screams causes people to age. How they could NOT use her in a war, I do not know. But I picture Siobhan's arc going something like after her family dies in battle or something or other, she taps into her genetic banshee powers. Fueled with grief/cynicsm/vengeance she travels around the Iron Curtain, causing death since death is a mercy compared to living in destitute misery.

Plastique and Roxy Rocket: One is a Canadian explosives expert, another just really, really loves rockets. Both would be very useful on either side of the Cold War. They're traditionally illanesses so I could see them as double agents like Cheshire, working for whoever pays the most for their time.

Roulette: Roulette’s big thing is gambling on illegal cage fighting activities. Well lets up the ante by having her big gamble being stoking US/Russian tensions. After all the longer the war goes on, the more she gets paid for her information on the other side, her contacts for weapons, her spies etc. She'd be rolling in dough, and loving it even when under threat of nuclear destruction.

Fire and Ice: No idea how the heck they would fit in to a post WWII world. But let's suppose they want to escape Brazil and Antartica respectively to be able to help out in the aftermath after doing nothing during the war. Jessica Cruz and Aresia vs Star Sapphire Meanwhile with Hal Jordan out of the picture, let's have the infamous Green Lantern vs Star Sapphire rivalry again.

Lady Shiva: Street fighter, assassin, mother of the future Batwoman, Cassandra Cain. Lady Shiva must be part of the Cold War. She is bit of a anti-hero so I doubt anyone would know where her loyalties truly lie, but she'd be on the side of whoever her daughter wishes to protect.

Cassandra Cain: The new Black Bat, continue Katy Kane's work, and the Batgirl's work, and all the work that needs to be done after WWII. She's the new heroine.

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grass-and-citrus · 4 years

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Hello!

I decided to make this side blog so that I can post exclusively about Artemis Fowl without flooding my main blog, where I post about a lot of other fandoms and interests! I’ve been a lurker in the fowldom (Fowldom?) for many years, following and reblogging but without interacting much! Most fandoms are huge and can be hard or intimidating to break into, but Artemis Fowl has a small enough fandom that it feels more approachable and welcoming!

I first read Artemis Fowl when I was in the 7th grade, back in 2011, so ten years ago now! Currently, I’m reading though The Fowl Twins: Deny All Charges, having finished reading the first Fowl Twins book recently! I’ve been creating fan content for a long time too, mostly art and a bit of writing, but never sharing it beyond my close friends and family, so I hope this can be a place where I can share my work more! The icon for this blog was drawn by me, and is of course our favorite elf captain (now commodore) Holly Short!

Fun fact, I got the chance to meet Eoin Colfer in person at a book signing for Highfire in February 2020, which is crazy looking back on it considering how the rest of the year went! That was probably one of the only amazing things to happen for me in 2020, other than graduating college I suppose! Here’s an art piece of mine that he autographed!!

Can’t wait to get to know you all!

#artemis fowl #fowldom #artemis fowl fandom #artemisfowl #my art

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witnessprotectionau · 5 years

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By M’gann

Welcome one, welcome all! M’gann here today, since I’m the only one in the superhero community with experience running a blog. It’s a pleasure to meet you all, even if it isn’t under the most ideal of circumstances...

This is the Justice League’s official tumblr blog! Since our identities were outed, we don’t have to worry about accidently leaking personal information anymore, and we decided to create various social media accounts so our actions are more public and available to everyone, and totally not because if we didn’t, our actions would have to be monitered by the government and none of us want people following us around at all times, or Secretary Ross anywhere close enough to have his eyes on us!! :)

(Scarlet Witch/Wanda just burst out laughing, and she doesn’t have her phone on her, so I think she’s reading my mind, now I know how it feels, but at the same time, I’m glad I made at least one person laugh with that)

If we just post what we’re up to, then we can just refuse to post about when we go to the bathroom unless it’s important, which was a big concern for us all when people following us was first brought up. But that’s besides the point!

This blog will contain all the stuff we’re posting on other social media, so you can just follow us here to get all the tea!

... My uncle just came in to inform me that those of older generations might not know what that means, and that I have to try to not leave anyone out.

‘Tea’ means gossip.

Okay, so starting off this blog with a bang, the entire superhero community (which also includes vigilantes, anti-heroes, and villains, not just superheroes, it’s just quicker to say!) decided to all create twitter accounts to post their name, if their identity was revealed and their civillian name. Now, I don’t know EVERYBODY in the community, so I put in everyone who commented superhero-like stuff on the post. I’m pretty sure that they aren’t real heroes, but it’s better safe than to be rude and exclude people! Besides, I didn’t know about the Defenders half an hour ago until I heard someone in the house exclaim that someone named Daredevil was finally getting media coverage because of this. Apparently a few people in the house were fans of him. __________

Okay, so... You guys weren’t there, but I stopped writing for a few hours to attend a justice league meeting with the avengers and quite a few other people, and here’s what was ultimately decided:

Because we have so many enemies, it isn’t safe for any of us to live alone anymore, so we’ve basically all moved in together? Well, not all of us. Those who had their identities revealed, and those who lived with them, or could have their identities revealed based on everyone else.

For example, Batman had his identity revealed, which, by the way, what???

Bruce WAYNE??

But yeah, Batman had his identity revealed, but Robin didn’t. The new Robin. Not the first one. Nightwing is his eldest son, Dick Grayson. But people can figure it out based on his height. Which, by the way... Bruce has his reasons for letting him into the community, give him some slack. He’s been getting a lot of hate from it. And speaking of Bruce Wayne, it is his manor that we’ve all moved into, since it’s large and has excellent security. I haven’t met his other kids yet, so I don’t know if they already knew their dad was Batman, and their siblings were Nightwing and Robin. I’ll ask them when they show up. __________

Okay, so I left to get food for five minutes, and when I came back, the og JL members were staring at my screen and laughing their heads off while Bruce sat by the side and scowled. So... I’m concerned. If this post never goes up, assume I’m dead.

BUT ANYWAY!!!!!!

I made everyone in the house promise not to read the comments on the original twitter post, and only read them here, as some of us wanted our accounts not to be spammed by their friends. Like, Garfield uses his account to advocate for animal rights, he doesn’t want to constantly respond to other supers’ messages. He’s too busy for that!

The mess on Twitter, as follows: __________

Youonyourphone,situpstraight! @ #1FBIAGENT Plastic Man, aka Patric O’Brian. I was outed, which makes my job VERY interesting now... (read: awkward)

Winged Warrior @ Hawkwoman ✔️ Shayera Hol. I have wings. If you couldn’t figure out my “civillian identity” by me walking down the street, earth is too dumb to save anymore

r3d @ 70rn4d0 The children chose this name for me. Red Tornado, AKA John Smith.

Green Arrow @ notrobinhood ✔️ Oliver Queen, revealed too... Let’s hope this doesn’t affect STAR labs... Sorry PR department. :/

Adam @ DrStrangeJunior League doctor, last name strange. The avengers already have a doctor strange, and I’m younger than him, hence DrStrangJunior. I never really had a hero identity in the first place, but everyone insists that I’m a part of the group, so... yeah

Big Boy Blue @ TheREalSuperman ✔️ Clark Kent, Kal-el, Superman. Speaking of, why was @ Superman already taken?

Aquaman @ KingOfAtlantis ✔️ Even though I don’t REALLY have a secret identity, I have to do this anyway for some reason? Arthur Curry.

rocket @ PCHOOOOO raquel ervin. rocket. the only reason icon is around so bow down to me. Tim chose my name.

therapist @ capitalsareimportant Black Canary. Dinah Lance-Queen. Betcha Imma bout to lose my job.

take the shot @ harperoy Red Arrow, Will harper, Previously Speedy. I had this @ before... everything

Fastest Man Online @ 2fast2type ✔️ flash, barry allen, dying inside BECAUSEI’MLIVINGINABILLIONAIRE’SHOUSENOWANDTHEREISSOMUCHFOOD

zatanna @ annataz Only one name, Zatanna. That’s both my civillian name and my superhero name, but my stage name SOMEHOW is still a secret??? smh everyone’s blind...

cptnmarvel @ SHAZAM! Captain Marvel. The male one, since apparently I have to say that now?? My identity is still a secret tho!

Themiscyra❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤 @ Wonderous ✔️ Wonder Woman. Princess Diana. However, my Civillian name is Diana Prince __________

Now, The Green Lanterns... Kilowog got an account first, and it didn’t end well... __________

Kilowog @ GreenLanternOFFICIAL ✔️ As one of the Green Lanterns assigned to this sector, I decided to join in on this internet stuff, since it seems so important to everyone on this planet. Kilowog here! Green Lantern.

John Stewart @ GreenLantern1 ✔️ SOMEONE stole @ GreenLanternOFFICIAL 🙄

I CAME FIRST! @ OriginalGreenLantern ✔️ @ GreenLantern1 ???!?!? ONE!?!?! I WAS THE FIRST HUMAN GREEN LANTERN THANK YOU VERY MUCH JOHN!

John Stewart @ GreenLantern1 ✔️ It was the first thing I thought of aside from GreenLantenOFFICIAL, don’t yell at me!

I CAME FIRST! @ OriginalGreenLantern ✔️ why didn’t you just do GreenLanternJohn instead of stealing what was rightfully mine?

John Stewart @ GreenLantern1 ✔️ Hey, you aren’t the boss of @’s!

I CAME FIRST! @ OriginalGreenLantern ✔️ who says I’m not?

John Stewart @ GreenLantern1 ✔️ You’re obviously not!

I CAME FIRST! @ OriginalGreenLantern ✔️ but who says?

John Stewart @ GreenLantern1 ✔️ Me!

I CAME FIRST! @ OriginalGreenLantern ✔️ but you’re not the boss of me!

John Stewart @ GreenLantern1 ✔️ Since when?

I CAME FIRST! @ OriginalGreenLantern ✔️ since i’m your senior!

John Stewart @ GreenLantern1 ✔️ I’m older than you!

I CAME FIRST! @ OriginalGreenLantern ✔️ i’ve been a green lantern longer!

John Stewart @ GreenLantern1 ✔️ That doesn’t matter!

I CAME FIRST! @ OriginalGreenLantern ✔️ then if it doesn’t matter, change your name!

John Stewart @ GreenLantern1 ✔️ To WHAT?!

I CAME FIRST! @ OriginalGreenLantern ✔️ GreenLantern16 or something, i don’t know!

John Stewart @ GreenLantern1 ✔️ There aren’t even that many Green Lanterns!

I CAME FIRST! @ OriginalGreenLantern ✔️ there are hundreds of us!

John Stewart @ GreenLantern1 ✔️ I meant HUMAN Green Lanterns!

I CAME FIRST! @ OriginalGreenLantern ✔️ then fucking specify next time? is that so hard?!

John Stewart @ GreenLantern1 ✔️ Fuck off, asshole!

I CAME FIRST! @ OriginalGreenLantern ✔️ you first!

John Stewart @ GreenLantern1 ✔️ That’s not even an insult!

I CAME FIRST! @ OriginalGreenLantern ✔️ and yours was?!

John Stewart @ GreenLantern1 ✔️ Shut up!

I CAME FIRST! @ OriginalGreenLantern ✔️ just change your name and i will!

John Stewart @ GreenLantern1 ✔️ You can’t change your @’s, just your user!

I CAME FIRST! @ OriginalGreenLantern ✔️ then get a new account!

John Stewart @ GreenLantern1 ✔️ That’s a pain though!

I CAME FIRST! @ OriginalGreenLantern ✔️ suck it up!

John Stewart @ GreenLantern1 ✔️ You’re the one who started all this!

I CAME FIRST! @ OriginalGreenLantern ✔️ you started the argument with Kilowog’s account when he’s not even on the planet anymore!

John Stewart @ GreenLantern1 ✔️ It was a joke! You’re the one who took it seriously!

hey Guys @ GreenLantern ✔️ hey Guys...??

I CAME FIRST! @ OriginalGreenLantern ✔️ ...

John Stewart @ GreenLantern1 ✔️ ... __________

hey Guys @ GreenLantern ✔️ ok so kilowogs off planet, and the others are refusing to use their accounts after the incident where i murdered them both, so im doing their introductions for them

hey Guys @ GreenLantern ✔️ @ GreenLantern1 is john stewart, obviously. @ OriginalGreenLantern is hal jordan, and yeah, he was the first human lantern. and me? the only Guy who had the bright idea of actually checking to see if @ GreenLantern was available like a normal person?

hey Guys @ GreenLantern ✔️ i was off-world when everyone’s identities were revealed, and thus have my secrets!

hey Guys @ GreenLanten ✔️ well, i mean... i didn’t exactly hide it before, so some people might know, but im loving the fact that i kept my identity secret when batman didnt, so i decided to keep it to flaunt that fact to the others. peace out __________

Ro(g)y @ arsenal The OG Roy Harper here. Arsenal. Previously speedy.

Kaldur’ahm @ Aqualad ✔️ My user and @ says it all. I was revealed. Uselessly, but still revealed.

Mygreatestachievementwillbebeingborn @ Impulsive Bart Allen, AKA Impulse. My identity WAS revealed, but good luck finding out who I am. ;-)

Apollo’s Crockpot Sister @ Artemis ✔️ Artemis, AKA Artemis Crock. Now y’all can finally stop asking me about my name.

From Fanboy To @ LagoonBoy L’gann here. Lagoon Boy. I’m green, you should be able to know what my civillian self looks like. It’s not like I can hide.

buzz off @ bumblebee I wasn’t revealed, but... being a superhero would be a suitable excuse for being late to classes... Karen Beecher-Duncan, Bumblebee! (Don’t worry, I discussed revealing myself with the entire league, and they said it was cool)

World’s best dodger and bullshitter @ Guardian Bumbles’ loving husband, Mal Duncan.

hello megan! @ hellom’gann ✔️ M’gann M’orzz AKA Megan Morse AKA Miss Martian. Superboy doesn’t have an account, but also didn’t get his identity leaked (somehow) anyway!!

Wall-Man @ It’sKIDFLASH ✔️ Wally West, Kid Flash. Nice to meet Y’all

Apollo’s Crockpot Sister @ Artemis ✔️ Y’all

Wall-Man @ It’sKIDFLASH ✔️ Okay, you used it just two seconds ago so don’t @ me

Jaime @ ScarabHost ✔️ Jaime Reyes here. Now, the previous blue beetle is in a coma, and has been for years, I’m the new one. I just never had a public enough persona to tell everyone that I’m not just him with a new suit before...

Cassie @ WONDERgirl ✔️ Come to my room @ ScarabHost, I have marshmellos to cheer you up! Yes, you can come too, @ Impulsive 😋

Mygreatestachievementwillbebeingborn @ Impulsive Like you could keep me from food. 😜

Dr. Tony Stark @ youknowwhoiam ✔️ I Am Iron Man

Hawk-ayeeee @ hawkeyeshadow Clint Barton

Brunhilde @ TheLastValkyrie All in the name.

Platypus @ TiredOfTony Col. James Rhodes, AKA War Machine, previously Iron Patriot (Thank goodness)

The Black Panther @ Kingofwakanda ✔️ T’Challa of Wakanda.

godofhammers @ kingofasgard ✔️ I am Thor, son of Frigga

Captain American’t deal @ Steven19 ✔️ Steve Rogers, Captain America.

My Name’s Not Scarlett @ It’s Wanda ✔️ Scarlet Witch

On your above @ FalconPINCH ✔️ Sam Wilson

🅱️lums @ WhiteWolf James “Bucky” Barnes here. Previously Winter Soldier... Sorry.

Toaster @ Eyesight ✔️ Vision Stark.

Dr. Tony Stark @ youknowwhoiam ✔️ I’m crying.

Master Of The Mystic Arts @ DrStephenStrangeMD ✔️ I didn’t change my @ when I got into this world

Fury @ DirectorOfSHIELD ✔️ My name is already there.

Not That Maria @ AssistantDirectorOfSHIELD ✔️ Maria Hill, Assistant Director Of SHIELD

I am Groot @ Multilinguism I am Groot.

PETER NO @ GamoradaughterofABITCH Gamora.

PETER YES @ STARLORDOFFICIAL Peter Quill, Starlord!

Chocolate Works @ WeAreVenom Identity kept, bitches!

Shield Maiden @ LadySif I am Sif.

T’Challa’s babysitter @ GeneralOfWakanda ✔️ I am Okoye.

Logan @ Wolverine ✔️ I would reveal my identity, but I don’t know what it is myself.

Laura @ Wolverine2 ✔️ OMG DAD! You got your memories back, stop making amnesia jokes, they’re lame!

Logan @ Wolverine ✔️ This isn’t Private Messages sweetie

Laura @ Wolverine ✔️ FUCK

DannyRand @ AngstPuppy Iron Fist here!

notthedevil @ kurtthenightcrawler I’m blue, it’s not like I can hide?

Godda go feast @ Quicksilver Pietro Maximoff, Wanda’s twin brother.

Freshuricado @ WakandaHeadOfScience ✔️ Princess Shuri. I don’t have a hero name, but I sometimes fight with gauntlets, so...?

Best Grandma @ Gi-Ant-Man Scott Lang here, also known as Ant-Man!

The Wasp @ HopeVanDyne ✔️ Scott’s better half.

Quill chose my name @ trashpanda Rocket Raccoon. That’s my name, nothing else.

Iron Daughter @ Blueberry My name is Nebula Stark, Gamora’s sister.

Dr. Tony Stark @ youknowwhoiam ✔️ 😭😭😭🥰

bobby @ Iceman So... My identity wasn’t revealed, but... most mutants at the school don’t really hide their identities, so everyone knows who I am here? But I didn’t wanna get left out of the train, so I’m Bobby Drake. AKA Iceman

Unbreakable @ LukeCage I don’t have an alternate name?? Yet my identity was still secret somehow?? (Well, not anymore) I hate everyone’s blindness. No offence to someone though, you know who you are.

Drax @ Drax I am Drax!

Jessica Nones @ AliasInvestigations ✔️ I never hid, but I guess I’m finally advertising.

💚🔪💚@ Iammantis! Hello everyone! I am Mantis!

DIDN’T CHOOSE MY OWN NAME @ ItIsBEN The Thing. Ben Grimm.

NAME WAS GIVEN BY DUMBASS BROTHER @ butiapprove The Invisible Woman. Sue Storm.

CHOSE MY OWN NAME @ FLAMEON The Human Torch. Johnny Storm

My name wasn’t chosen by me @ butitboostsmyego Mr. Fantastic. Reed Richards.

CHOSE MY OWN NAME @ FLAMEON YOU MESSED UP THE CAPITALS ORDER!!!

My name wasn’t chosen by me @ butitboostsmyego SIGH

__________

So, quick note, the next people... Well, I haven’t got any confirmation that they’re ACTUALLY heroes. But I don’t wanna exclude anyone, and they might just be obscure vigilantes that I don’t know about, but they commented on the thread that only heroes were meant to, and it’s not like believing them to be heroes will get me hurt like it would on a mission if they were villains in disguise, so... I’m just going to trust them this time! __________

Anathema @ Device I’m Anathema Device, and I’ll be doing the technology side for Crowley, Aziraphale, and Newton Pulsifer.

Adam @ DEATHJR Kids of the Armageddon’t, unite! (Except Warlock, cuz he didn’t actually save anything) Adam Young here.

Pestilance? @ POLLUTIONJR Brian here! (My mum says I can’t give out my last name until I hit 18, sorry for the lack of syncronity...)

Adam @ DEATHJR (It’s all cool Brian, not your fault!)

Cuz common sense is the rarest resource @ FAMINEJR Well, most of us can unite, anyway... I miss Pep, even if she had a weird name that I’m pretty sure was fake, looking back on our childhood.

MY NAME IS AWESOME, FIGHT ME @ WARJR You wanna go, Wensly?

Pestilance? @ POLLUTIONJR YOU’RE ALIVE?!!

MY NAME IS AWESOME, FIGHT ME @ WARJR Yeah, I’ll DM you three my number so we can catch up.

Pestilance? @ POLLUTIONJR Is it really her though?

Adam @ DEATHJR Well, you DID forget to put your name down Wensly. Nice to see you again Pep!

Pestilance? @ POLLUTIONJR But they could have just hacked your computer?

Adam @ DEATHJR If she did that, she would have called him Wenslydale, not just Wensly. She knew better.

Cuz common sense is the rarest resource @ FAMINEJR One way to find out. @ WARJR, say you’re name to us all within the next five minutes!

MY NAME IS AWESOME, FIGHT ME @ WARJR Pippin Galadriel Moonchild, Pleb. Bow down to your missing member.

Pestilance? @ POLLUTIONJR OMG, I’m legit crying you guys...

Cuz common sense is the rarest resource @ FAMINEJR IT REALLY IS YOU!

Adam @ DEATHJR Glad to know you’re safe and sound, Pep. 🖤

MY NAME IS AWESOME, FIGHT ME @ WARJR Puh-lease. You really think *I* could keep out of trouble?

Adam @ DEATHJR Glad to know you’re sound, Pep. 🖤

MY NAME IS AWESOME, FIGHT ME @ WARJR Glad to be sound, Antichrist! 🖤 Still haven’t learnt what safety is tho... :P

Pestilance? @ POLLUTIONJR Pepper? Living a calm enough life to be SAFE? Wouldn’t dream of it. 🖤

Cuz common sense is the rarest resource @ FAMINEJR Send me your number so I can cry while hearing your voice 🖤

MY NAME IS AWESOME, FIGHT ME @ WARJR Sure, it’s in your DMs now, and Wensleydale? You were right. “Pippin Galadriel Moonchild” isn’t my real name.

Cuz common sense is the rarest resource @ FAMINEJR FUCKEN CALLED IT!

Pestilance? @ POLLUTIONJR WAIT WHAT?!

Adam @ DEATHJR THEN WHY DID THE TEACHERS CALL YOU PEPPER TOO??!?

MY NAME IS AWESOME, FIGHT ME @ WARJR Think that’s bad? Remember how all that Stuff™ went down when we all were 11? Lies, I was 9.

Cuz common sense is the rarest resource @ FAMINEJR BUT YOU WERE IN OUR CLASS

Adam @ DEATHJR WHAT THE HOME PEP?!

Pestilance? @ POLLUTIONJR HOW DID THE TEACHERS LET YOU TWO GRADES ABOVE WERE YOU REALLY THAT SMART??

MY NAME IS AWESOME, FIGHT ME @ WARJR OF COURSE I WAS YOU ASS! But nah... I ran away from home, hitchhiked, skipped the county, forged my ma’s signature to put me up for adoption, stole some adoption papers, and placed them on the mayor’s desk filled in, and as far as anyone was aware, I was now the daughter of the local hippie

MY NAME IS AWESOME, FIGHT ME @ WARJR I picked “Pippin Galadriel Moonchild” as my name because I was a massive nerd.

Adam @ DEATHJR THERE IS SO MUCH TO UNPACK IN THAT I DON’T KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN, WHAT THE FUCK PEP?!?!?

MY NAME IS AWESOME, FIGHT ME @ WARJR I’m an agent of Chaos.

Two Seconds Away From Giving Up @ JERomY Kid... __________

This thread wasn’t important, but... I just found it heartwarming that they found eachother after assuming Pepper was dead, and I found it funny. __________

Miraculous @ LadybugOFFICIAL Okay, I have convinced all of the team to say their name and position. I even managed to get everyone to get matching Team Names, and put their superpower as their user! Only those with identities revealed will have to say their name, however.-OGLB

Miraculous @ LadybugOFFICIAL This account is run by two different ladybugs. If you don’t see a signature at the end of a post, it’s Bugette, the current Ladybug. If you do, it’s me, the last Ladybug. -OGLB

Cataclysm @ ChatNoirOFFICIAL My identity is still secret, suckers!

Like I’d tell you @ RenaRougeOFFICIAL Rude. Alya cesaire. I’m a retired hero, but doing my best every day to be once again worthy to wield a miraculous. I doubt it would be the same, however, as @ NeurofoxinOFFICIAL is a much better fox than I am it seems.

Miraculous @ LadybugOFFICIAL DM me -OGLB

Miraculous @ LadybugOFFICIAL Alya! You were meant to put your special power in the user! :(

Like I’d tell you @ RenaRougeOFFICIAL I was going to, but then Viperion pointed out to me that our powers were too obvious by our special power name, and that the two of us in particular needed others to not be aware of what we can do to make us all safer.

Miraculous @ LadybugOFFICIAL That is a very sound judgement! I’m glad you thought ahead and made the wise deciscion!

Your new goth gf @ NeurofoxinOFFICIAL Rena, you’re a better fox than me, it just seems like that due to self-doubt. You are more suited to the fox than I am, it’s just that the fox is needed that I am even a holder at all. WHEN you get back on the team, I’ll either be retired or given another miraculous instead. I just have the better name.

SHELLter @ CarapaceOFFICIAL Not gonna say my name, but it’s pretty obvious if you pay attention, so just like... watch if you wanna know?

Chloé Bourgeois @ QueenBeeOFFICIAL ✔️ I used to be the best holder of the Bee Miraculous, but I gave it up to @ HoneyBeeOFFICIAL, and they are acceptable.

Wenom, uwu @ HoneyBeeOFFICIAL Thank you Chloé! I couldn’t ask for a better predecessor!

Chloé Bourgeois @ QueenBeeOFFICIAL ✔️ You are most welcome, HoneyBee!

Miraculous @ LadybugOFFICIAL Uhmm... Chloé? You were meant to put your power in the user, not your name. And everyone knows what you can do, so there’s no point hiding it from everyone. -OGLB

Chloé Bourgeois @ QueenBeeOFFICIAL ✔️ You misunderstand, Ladybug. As Chloé Bourgeois, I am well known for being rich and famous.

Miraculous @ LadybugOFFICIAL And? -OGLB

Chloé Bourgeois @ QueenBeeOFFICIAL ✔️ Being rich IS my superpower.

Miraculous @ LadybugOFFICIAL SMH -OGLB

BRB, Got sword homework @ RyukoOFFICIAL @ QueenBeeOFFICIAL @ HoneyBeeOFFICIAL I am Ryuko. While the previous Hawkmoth knew my identity, the new one does not. So I will remain in the shadows, as it is now safe for me to do so and wield once more.

Miraculous @ LadybugOFFICIAL I thought we all agreed to put our powers in our users!!

BRB, Got sword homework @ RyukoOFFICIAL My skill with a blade is much more beneficial than my power over storms, I thought it more prudent to use the talent that I actually worked for. Besides, @ ChatNoirOFFICIAL sent me a meme, and it was enough to make me laugh in front of my mother, so I decided to use it.

Miraculous @ LadybugOFFICIAL DM me about how she reacted...

Miraculous @ LadybugOFFICIAL ^Same, and Chat, stop spamming our inboxes with memes! -OGLB

Pls don’t need me so I have to use it... @ ViperionOFFICIAL I am the Aforementioned Viperion. And yes, my weapon IS what you think it is. No-one knows who I am as of right now.

Your new goth gf @ NeurofoxinOFFICIAL My identity is a secret but my name is Neurofoxin.

Creation @ Ladybug Tikki here! The current active kwamis are going to sound off. Our usernames will be what we are the kwami of, and our @ s will be what animal we represent!

The ORIGINAL @ Catwoman Plagg here.

Creation @ Ladybug PLAGG!

The ORIGINAL (Destruction, THERE, HAPPY TIKKI!?!?) @ Catwoman UGH!

Avatar @ Fire Nation Dragon Well, since Plagg already broke the rules... Longg here. And I am technically not exactly breaking the rules..

Creation @ Ladybug See what you’ve caused?!

Emotional @ Peacock Duusu here!! :D

Intuition @ sassysnake Sass here.

Timey-Wimey @ BunnyIsLate Goodbye and Hello! I am Fluff, and I won’t be active on twitter often unless I will.

Trixx @ FoxyLad Technically, I’m also following the rules. 😎

;) @ Multiplication I know I just put my special ability down, but if I put my animal representative down (rat) I’ll ruin the joke... Mullo here.

Subjection @ Busylittleworkerbee I feel like I’m one of the few that still actually listens to Tikki... Pollen, at your service!

Y’all better be rich if you talk to me @ TransportationTeleportationHorse Just providing a friendly warning... Kaalki here, and I only interact with the best.

Protection @ Turtle Wayzz here, feeling like a fool since I decided following Tikki’s rule was a good idea. __________

These two groups seem like they work together? Or they’re both coincidently animal-themed, and I’m making connections when there are none. The next few are seemingly one-off people! __________

Caroline @ GLaDOS While I never saved the world myself, I saved the life of someone who did, and that should count for something.

Refined Pig @ Waddles ✔️ ((I know this is an account for my pet pig, but the creator of this account, me, has saved the world, and Waddles was there, along with my brother, @ ConspiracyTheorist))

The government isn’t the only one hiding the truth @ ConspiracyTheorist ✔️ You make me sound like a sidekick like I didn’t save your behind multiple times.

Danny Phantom’s cousin @ CALLHIMINVISOBILL Dani Phantom here! I save Amity Park, plus the world, and I’m cute to boot!

Red @ Huntress @ CALLHIMINVISOBILL is my sidekick, ignore her.

Danny Phantom’s cousin @ CALLHIMINVISOBILL Rude!

Danny PHANTOM @ GhostKingOFFICIAL ✔️ DON’T CALL ME INVISO-BILL

Danny Phantom’s cousin (Ghost Princess?) @ CALLHIMINVISOBILL You love me! 💙💚

Danny PHANTOM @ GhostKingOFFICIAL ✔️ I know you are using those for the color aesthetic, but I hope you know the blue heart represents loyalty, because you have absolutely none of that for me.

Danny Phantom’s cousin (Ghost Princess?) @ CALLHIMINVISOBILL True... How’d you even find this account anyway?

Danny PHANTOM @ GhostKingOFFICIAL ✔️ I know better than to not keep an eye on you. I’ve known for months. __________

And that’s all for now! I know we’re missing some, like Batman and my uncle, but they should be on by tomorrow. An update will be posted then!

#all #ic #swear words #swear #swearing #swear warning

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