#c: Maleficent

[silvcrignis]

Smash or Pass + Excella! Any of your muses to be honest!!

{Meme}: {x}

“Smash,” he drawled without looking up from the game. King De Vil was NOT cheating him this fucking time.

“Aye, I agree with Claude, De Vil?”

“Oh give me a second to confer with my very sexy & fire breathing wife to answer for us both, darling.”

“Eadric. Janus. De Vil. Jamie is our girlfriend. We have the exact same taste in women! You just want me to say it to amuse yourself…

“Yes. &?”

Long suffering sigh. “Smash.”

[lyxchee-art]

Idk if I did this accurately

[liminally-spaced]

[houseofmouselove100]

Goofy decides to ask if they have seen any costumed villains but to no avail.

Goofy didn't know

that the evil queen was dressed as an old woman

Ursula was Vanessa

Pain and panic being the children who deceived Hercules

Everyone was seen accusing and arguing so the best solution was to lock up all the villains but after a small blackout the villains were disappeared.

[d-dormant]

headcanon that has nothing to do with anything, but i think maleficent, as someone who lives very much in the highlands in late 14th century, speaks scottish gaelic, and so did stefan growing up, but as he became the king involved in political relations he started learning and speaking early scots (referred to as 'english' at the time), and by the time they meet again sixteen years later they speak different languages

[paragal]

Happy Birthday Jack Manifold!!! He’s 21!!!

[legends-and-savages]

@thewxnderer sent: ❛  you look so precious when you're needy.  ❜ (From the Darkling for Maleficent)

🐝  *  ―  𝑷𝑹𝑨𝑰𝑺𝑬 𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑲 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺. ( nsfw! )| Accepting

Maleficent after everything with Stefan had promised she wouldn't let herself get into another situation with a man, but somehow it had happened. "Very few people would call me precious no matter what."

[descendantofthesparrow]

now is the choice-D3 R!Harry or D3 R! Mal? if i do Mal, I'll have to choose between her Maleficent gear and her Hades gear, hmmm, choices choices

[haveievermentioned]

Thank you so much to the @yearoftheotpevent for giving me the chance to flesh out these two and all the forms their relationship can take. I had a lot of fun doing it. I know you mentioned you weren't doing it in 2024, but I hope you return in 2025!

[beasanfi1997]

(Darth Vader came to see baby Ezra Bridger)

Darth Vader:It's so ugly, you could almost feel sorry for it.[He tried to fright him but the baby continued to smile] I hate you. Brat.

(Later, baby Ezra crying)

Queen Neeyutnee: Why is he crying?

C-3PO: I think he might be hungry.

Tee Wat Kaa:(Seeing the boobs of Queen Neeyutnee because She Is a Human)Then feed him!

(But Queen Neeyutnee instead to feed baby Ezra with the breast, She give him a jogar fruit while R2-D2 making a disgusting beep)

Queen Neeyutnee: There you are. There you go.

(Boba Fett made a facepalm)

Darth Vader:(While he tapping his ears) It's going to starve with those four looking after it.

(Then in a night, Boba give a milk bottle mixed with jogar fruit, feed baby Ezra and then he cuddle him)

[ultraericthered]

^ Some other contenders.

orlesianwizardofthewest requested: Most cruel Disney Villains (in my opinion) + colors

[silvcrignis]

Keira is always just irrationally bothered by Maleficent’s avoidance of swearing. She has said “Just say “FUCK!”, Maleficent!” over 2000 times in the course of their friendship at the very least.

(Maleficent has to be incredibly upset to actually swear. Usually she just gets Claude to say “Fuck” for her. He is very much a swearer.)

[faceless1bastard]

Maleficent: Okay, what does A stand for?

Hades: Arson

Maleficent: Okay, that was to be expected from you. B! What does B stand for?

Hades: Barson

Uliana&Hook&Morgie: *laughter*

Maleficent: What stands for C?

Hades: Commit arson.

Hook: Ooooo, creative!

Maleficent: D!

Hades: Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson.

Uliana&Hook&Morgie: *more laughter*

Maleficent: Honestly, I don't know what I was expecting.

[anghraine]

By popular demand (aka two people asked lol), a secondary Women's Wrongs Poll for characters I considered for the first one, but ended up not choosing for various reasons:

[bones4thecats]

Hii!

I love your work and I was wondering if I could request platonic Baul and Sebek with an oc insert, Alcestris? (oc info x (the second one) & x that is adoptive family (Baul's daughter and Sebek's aunt but it can go in sibling reader)

If not I'll just ask for a simple reader <33

If you need any more info on the oc just tell me ^^

Baul Zigvolt Adopting The Fae! Reader

Characters: Baul and Sebek Zigvolt (separate) Requester: @althea-and-alcestris A/N: I decided to just do a plain reader, also this is most definitely not my best piece, but I tried my best with the info given. Anyways, I hope you enjoy this! ⚠️ Spoilers/Trigger Warnings for: Mentions of abandonment and war ⚠️ (P.S: The Reader is themed after the Tundra Fey from Maleficent: Mistress of Evil)

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╚═════ Baul Zigvolt ════════════════════════════╝

🐊 It was a mere few months after the Human and Fae war had ended, and it was obvious that, despite what the elder had said, Baul was traumatized from the constant bloodshed

🐊 Ever since it ended, he had begun taking small walks in the woods nearby to calm himself down from the memories of losing the young and old. From his childhood friends to even the ones that barely scraped 150 years old

🐊 During one of these late walks, he heard the cracking and squashes of sticks and wet leaves coming from ahead of him. And, in true warrior fashion, he gripped his weapon and stalked his way towards the noise silently

"I'm so sorry, my baby..." A female's voice said through the trees as the Fae came closer.

"Who goes there?!" He yelled, making the woman stand abruptly and begin running away as fast as her speed and legs could take her.

🐊 Baul began to run after her, but stopped when the curiosity of what she left there took over. So, he turned around and sprinted back to where she once kneeled. And when he looked down, he was shocked

🐊 A young Fae was there, wrapped up in a tiny periwinkle-colored blanket, it was fairly faded with your bright colors. Your small white and black horns were a tell-tale sign of your heritage, but what was more of a sore thumb was your high-levels of paleness, you were far brighter toned than other Faes nearby

🐊 You had to be a Tundra Fae, which was odd. That sub-species was very hard to come across, since they were seen to make up a large section of most first-fighting armies, meaning they passed far faster than other kinds

🐊 Baul kneeled down and looked at you with a glossing of despair in his eyes, who in the name of Twisted Wonderland would leave such a vulnerable Fae, nonetheless one that couldn't be that much older than a few years. Perhaps around a few months in human terms

🐊 Instead of leaving the youngling in the woods or leaving it at the nearby orphanage, Baul looked into the tiny (E/C) eyes that faded into black and smiled gently. You reminded him of his daughter when she was a baby, with such innocence in her eyes. Maybe raising another wouldn't be so bad...

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╚═════ Sebek Zigvolt ═══════════════════════════╝

⚡ Sebek has admired you for the 16 years that he has been alive. From the way you defended your family if offended in any way to the way you seemingly got along with everyone that you met, it was all just amazing to witness

⚡ He hates himself for his human half, so having a family member that can sit by his side and speak of how they felt knowing that they were far from related to the people once considered family, it was nice to know that not only he felt like the oddball in the family to his Grandfather

⚡ Speaking of his Grandfather, as his adoptive child, you were held in very high regards by others. From his now-deceased wife, to his biological daughter, her human-husband, and their shared children, you were always beloved. Especially when he had first brought you home all those years ago

⚡ You were also fairly young for Fae, reaching at 170 years old. In human terms, you would be around 17. With such youth, you grew up being babysat by your older sister and father's best friend, Lilia Vanrouge, who adored you to pieces

⚡ Since you were so young, Sebek, whom was your technical nephew, was shocked to see just how close you got to his 'Wakasama'. It was not like he was to yell at you like he did others, you were his family, nonetheless his aunt/uncle, he respected you highly

⚡ But, every time he saw you laugh freely with Malleus, he couldn't help but wonder if you did have some kind of special bone with the future ruler of Briar Valley

⚡ As you grew up and helped raise Sebek well, you understood how he thought far better than other people in your family. You would sit by him almost every night and let him relax alongside you, inviting the others like Malleus, Lilia, Silver, maybe even the new magicless human from time to time for extra companionship

⚡ Sebek also protects you the same way he does Malleus. Anytime he sees/hears someone disrespect you, he yells at full volume about how 'repulsive' and 'self-hating' they must be. One time, he had found a Diasomnia third-year speaking about how you must be using your title to get you through College, and oh boy did he regret saying that

⚡ He had told Lilia about the words, leading the elder Fae to grit his teeth in a smile before telling his son and son-figure to get ready for a small interrogation, War Style

⚡ He also enjoys to see you train against others. You were raised by a former soldier, so fighting was in your 'blood', in a way. The way you gripped a spear and readied yourself whilst kicking away and dodging every upcoming hit coming from your uncle figure just made stars appear in your nephew's eyes

[legends-and-savages]

@acourtcfmuses sent: “You ask for such simple things, I can't deny you.” (For Maleficent from Diaval)

𝐓𝐇𝐄   𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍   𝐐𝐔𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒| Accepting

Maleficent looked over her shoulder at him. "My friend even I do not know if that is necessarily true." She asked. "I have asked a great many things of you, and not all of them are simple." She knew how complicated it was. "But I'm glad you are still willing to help me."